Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

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Episode Transcript

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Get to know the show with mostlikely to Moot Kimmy and Otis. On
these slow holiday weeks, you needa little coffee to get you fired up,
So we got Duncan gift cards thisweek at seven thirty this morning,
otis who's playing Karen from Dawsonville?Happy Thanksgiving Week? It is? It's
an awesome blake. I'm actually teacher, so I'm off on break. Yes,

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where do you teach at? Iteach at Dawson County Middle School.
Awesome shout out to Dawson County MiddleSchool. All the folks there are taking
a little bit of R and Rright now. That's right, all right.
We're gonna play most Likely too foryour chance to grab some free coffee
on Dunkin and Us this morning.Okay, okay, We're gonna give you
a scenario. You decide who onthe show is most likely to do each
thing we'd like to hear, whichyou're most likely to do as well?

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Uh? Is it moot Kimmy orotis? First one up? Who in
the studio most likely to be theClark Griswold of the show when it comes
to Christmas decor? Moot Kimmy.I absolutely not. My dad is an
engineer. I always put a lightwith them on so that you can see
if something happened. Regardless, welive in apartments. Totally crazy on it's

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me Otis. I'm one hundred percentthe guy that wants my house to be
the one that will jive along withlike the music that people can play outside
of the house, so like itshould delight show with the light ship that
I haven't achieved it yet, butI want to be there. But there's
also the second part to it wherehalf the lights are out, and that
too, that happened to me thisweekend, all right, Second one up?

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Who in the studio most likely totake a chance on leftovers two weeks
after Thanksgiving? Is it Moot,Kimmy or myself? Otis? You know
what, I'll give you half apoint on that one, because I would,
you know, go in for thatturkey because it's so good. I
mean you got to give it thesmell test. Not not with meat.
But Moot will eat anything, likethere are mystery donuts in the kitchen that

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are just in this weird well holdon, I'll eat anything as long as
it's going like I don't I'm noteating donuts. You're not gonna eat those.
You wouldn't eat We thought you healthy. There's a bag, but that's
not why he's not eating because they'remystery don't. Yeah, I'm just I'm
trying to be healthy. Has nothingto do with the fact they're sitting there
for three or four days. No, you never eat turkey days. That's

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a good, good advice. Lastone, who in the studio most likely
to have the most organized plate strategythrough Thanksgiving? That Kimmy or otis probably
she's the most organized on the show. Yeah, listen, there is a
strategy to where you put the stuff, Like you want the mashed potatoes and
the gravy next to the turkeys.You can get some gravy on the turkey.
You're not the food toucher person,you know. There's so to touch

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other ones. It's like like youdon't want your cranberry sauce touching certain things.
I don't want the cranberry sauce touchingany of my thinks. I don't.
I don't know who brings it,but I never touched it. I
got a food volcano on my plate. It's just like, gosh, nice
job, you got one. Yeah, some dunk in this morning. You
need to look coffee for your vacationweek. Okay, thank you so much.
Next, can't fix stupid seven fiftyfive if you're squatting in a house,

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maybe not the extreme light fight displayin front of your house that causes
the city to come ask questions.That's next ninety four point nine. You
guys, are you all were great? My face and face on ninety four
point nine. Mood kimmyan ODIs.Yeah, you can't fix stupid. Proven
it with mood Kimmy and otis onninety four point nine. The ball nothing

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gets you fired up for a week, confidently like a story about someone doing
something real dumb. Otis SU's Ican't fix stupid. Fifteen years squatting in
a house in Florida and the cityis coming after a couple for an extravagant
Christmas lights display that caused an accident. Caused an accident. Yeah, the
city was under Yeah somebody you knowobviously this display. You've got to understand

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that it was. It's like Christmasjust threw up and then kept throwing it
up on their front yard, iswhat it looks like. It's like every
oh it is it's exorbitant. I'lltell you that the two owners, well
sort of owners, Mark and KathyHyatt, they fifteen years ago were just
driving past the home and realized itlooked kind of abandon There's a former Miami

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Dolphins player that owned the house,a house that was fake, and they've
been living in it for fifteen years. It's pretty impressive. Actually, no
problems until recently when the city waslike, hey, that Christmas lights displays
called in problems. They filed thekind of a lawsuit. Looking into the
home. They're like, that deed'snot real. They don't even own this
house, and that caused up abig stir. They've got national attention because

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of this Christmas lights. They letthe player, the guy who owns it,
actually know that they're living there.And how is this guy not no,
well, you know it's professional athletes. They got so much money they
just got for that adress. Hesaid he's fired sell the home to him
for nine hundred thousand dollars. Butthey're not buying that. They don't have
that kind of money. I mean, I feel like, fifteen years squatting,
you just get so ballsy at thatpoint, right of course, like

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you know what I mean. Theydidn't start off doing that, and they
finally just were like, what arethey gonna do? No one notices we
got this off Scott free drawing attentionto yourself with giant display of Christmas.
It's probably not smartest idea. WhenI'm just squatters, I think good.
The rule one of squat club isdon't talk about squat. Yes, that's
right, so probably don't light itup with a bunch of Christmas decorations.

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That's Christmas Dump ninety four point ninethe Bullets Mood Kimmy, Notice, I'm
Brian Mood. This is huge homefor the holidays. We just launched this.
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So if you're looking for some familystuff, I mean, you're gonna get
into a fight with Monopoly. Buthey, that's the small town Yeah,
I love that. How much worseto flip a board that's your neighborhood a
bucket buckhead? You just got torob everybody throughout the game. So this
is, I guess, kind offunny. But Elon Musk's Super Heavy Starship

(06:34):
blew up again for the second time. If you remember back in April,
this is the rocket that they eventuallywant to have people on that's supposed to
be going to Mars. This issupposed to make it so that people can
live on Mars and everything. Butthis is the second time that it now
blew up. They are saying Leddisassemblies that wall. It made it farther,

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and it did make it to theedge of the atmosphere and space.
It did have that rapid unscheduled disassemblythat broke. That thing broke. They
claim it's an automated flight termination system. When it goes off course, it's
supposed to do that, but regardless, it still didn't make it. Rest
in peace. Super heavy rockets.This is a really dumb name, okay,

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but this is what Southerners are fightingabout. Apparently, dressing and stuffing
are not interchangeable. They mean twocompletely different things. I don't know what
the difference is, so somebody couldexplain that to me. I've always referred
to it as stuffing. I don'tknow what dressing is like dressing. I've
heard people use dressing, but Ifeel like when people do it's like hoity

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toity, like your nose is upin the air, like get over yourself.
It's stuffing. It's always been stuffing. Apparently people said they are not
interchangeable. I don't know what thedifference is. But this was done by
Axios Atlanta, and everybody is veryserious. I believe everything I read on
the internet. I'm just saying Ifeel like people use it are like,

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no, you're dressing the turkey.It's around the outside and it's just the
same exact food. Also, Americansare divided on preferring fresh or canned cranberry
sauce. I like the sauce thatcomes out and it's still the shape of
the cans, and you see allthe rivets around here. Yeah, I
just leave it right like that onthe blade. But also does anybody actually

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eat that sung? I think it'sgross. I know, it just sits.
Yeah, it looks like the headlines. We came the crew of every
Day at six ten and eight tenColeson A Dallas. He's had me at
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that your New Bull Morning Show.Thanks for ninety four point nine In the

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Bull, I'm Brian Mood. Makesure you grab that free iHeartRadio app take
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and it's also got a little talkbackon microphone that you can leave us a
message aging's on your mind. Holdthat little but down. Lots of hot
takes when it comes to Thanksgiving,you could tell us in that talk back
which Dish needs to get out ofhere. No one wants you around the

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tape. Stacy Marietta Ham otis what'syour thoughts on dressing versus stuffing. Juffing
is actually what you put inside theturkey, kind of like a paper farm
or the soapers soap top. Dressingis really a side. It's cooked in
a casserole dish. It's not evenpart of the turkey. Okay, Brian.
If Brian is stressed out by myfollow up question to that, what

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if you have extra you put mostof it in the turkey. It's the
same recipe, but then you haveextra that you have to cook in a
casserole dish. Is it then stuffingand dressing? No, they're both stuffing
at that point. Okay, I'mnot stressed out about your question. I'm
stressed out about your life. Metoo. He's stressed for you, for
you putting this much mental energy,he said, not one, says Brian,

(09:52):
concerned himself with eating stuffing and wonderingwhat it's called. No, it
just looks good and I'm eating it, and I just you're trying to figure
it out, and it just makesme stressed out for you. Thank you,
Stacey. We appreciate you this morning. Thank you, You're welcome,
Happy Thanksgiving. Good morning. JenniferLoganville, you have thoughts on the stuff
in versus dressing. I was bornin Baltimore, MA Ireland. I moved

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down here when I was five,so I've lived down here for fifty two
years. When you're up north,stuffing is what you stuffed in the turkey.
Wait, dressing, which crass mebecause that's not why dressing is in
a pant Okay, so same asStacey said, inside versus outside, dressing
to me is what I put onlike fries or salad. Ranching, nically,

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stepping is what you stuff in theturkey, and dressing is within a
pan. And also I will eata whole entire can of cranberry salt.
Oh really, so then you don'twant the jelly kind though, you don't
want the fresh No, no,no, no, the jelly kind.
Yeah it is. I just loveit when it comes out looking exactly like
the can you cut it out of. Oh I know, I love,

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but I could eat the whole entireI'm not the only one to give.
The irony of the entire thing isafter Thanksgiving. Stuffing is what I'm trying
to do while I'm dressing. Justget it in there is going to set
up the button. This is goingto set a record today for stuff and
jokes. He really is on amission every morning to y'all have a wonderful

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day too, Happy Thanksgiving. Thankyou. It's man Mall's house, Thomas
Rand and Morgan Wallen here in George'saboard for your country. You shout out
to morgana who won eleven Billboard MusicAwards last night and performed from Truest Park.
That's right the show. It's abouttime that guy wants some awards.
Herewhere So the comments section today,we're gonna dig around in the story about

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Elon's Super Heavy rocket, which hadas what it's called super heavy starship like
you let a bunch of twelve yearolds name it? All right, let's
go to the comments section, becausepeople love laughing at billionaires when they do
when they have stuff and not gotheir way. Helen and Covington. The
next time I break something at workor do something wrong, I'm also going

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to use the term rapid unscheduled disassemblyas a reason for it and makes screwing
up something because I was so muchmore sophisticated than whoops, I've une broke
that one hundred percent. Using thatnext email to Engineering when this board doesn't
work or like a car crash,it's kind of the same thing. I
rapidly disassembled my car over your officer, not my fault. Jason and Snoia.

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I don't know why everyone's being sucha hater to Elon Musk. We
should all be rooting for him toget this fat rocket to Mars nailed.
The faster he does it, thefaster his exit plan from Earth will be
accomplished. It does feel like whatit seems like, right These billionaires are
all obsessed with going to space.Now. It's like, yeah, we
ruined your planet, so we cango ahead and take off to a new
one. Great, but then youhave to bring all the stuff from this
planet to that one. Just bringyourself, all right, last one,

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Maggie and Fayetteville. Elon Musk isliterally what would happen if a thirteen year
old became a billionaire. He ismaking the same decisions as my son does.
Ore would inventing blowtorches, self drivingcars, rockets with a dumb name
like super Fast, and then buyingTwitter so everyone has to hear about it.
And let's not mention the cyber truckthat looks like a twelve year old

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drew a truck when you ask themto. That's insightful. Truck. Cyber
truck can't go up hills because itweighs like thirteen tons. She's so right.
Wow, it's Richie rich literally inninety four point nine the bull.
Thanks for being here with us onyour Monday morning. It's Moot, Kimmy
and Otis. I'm Brian Moot.We have a question for you this morning.

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Give us a call. Tell uswhat your job is and what the
most annoying thing about it when itcomes to dealing with customers, people coming
in. It's your chance to ventfour four seven four to one, oh
ninety four nine. I'm laughing becausewe got this article here and it's from
funeral directors on stuff. They justwant you to stop doing. It's like

(14:01):
pet peeves at work. The funeraldirectors, uh, one of them right
out the gates. Leave your phonein your car. Stop live streaming the
surface. That's kind of weird.Like I've never seen people live streaming,
but I have seen people at thecasket doing like a selfie. Yeah,
I've never seen that. That's weird. I've seen videos lately where people set

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up their their loved one who passedaway in like some setting like there,
Like there's one where a guy's justplaying video games and you gotta walk up
and like behind some turned tables someheadphones. Pay your respects. I guess
I'm not. It kind of takesopen casket up to a whole new level.

(14:43):
It is weird, right, it'sweird. They said stop live streaming
them too. A lot of peoplethere are grieving. They don't want to
be on your social media. Socialmedia. I want to say it's ruined
us, but maybe it's just puta magnifying glass on awful people. Aside
from when it was in the middleof the endemic. You can only have
ten people. I don't see whyyou need to livestream at this point.

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And this other one here too.Respect the funeral home, they say they
can't tell you how many times they'llfind people in different rooms they're not supposed
to be in, just drinking ordoing something like partying different parts of the
funeral, probably doing the inappropriate things. Wow. Whatever they just aidul't stop
doing Itirrah Wild. So here's whatwe want to ask. Wherever you work,

(15:26):
what is the one rule you wantto give people like your customers.
What if you could just tell themone thing four four seven four one ninety
four nine, what would you tellthem as that rule number one? They
figure somebody you'll get it, whichis terrible. He works in retail.
You got to hear what he hasto say. Come in up eight fifty
five moo, Kimmy Ois, thankyou so much. You want to make
my day every morning. Ninety fourpoint nine ball, ninety four point nine

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in the ball. Thanks for beinghere with us on your Monday. It's
Moodkimmy Otis, Brian Moot. Ifyou had one complaint, one rule you
could make whatever your job is whenit comes to people around you, what
would it be? Four O fourseven four one ninety four nine. Bobby
and Smyrna ham Otis. I canfeel you on this complaint because I've worked
in retail before. What's the onerule you would give customers or something that

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really bugs you? Why do youcustomers just drop things right on the floor.
Listen. I don't need you tobe the best folder. Maybe even
hanging it love sloppy. I candeal with that, But looking at a
shirt and just having a total disregardfor that just storing it to chuckle it
on the ground is just the worst. It happens every day. I worked
at northsomb Rack for a while inthe shoe department, Bobby, and I'm

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telling you, I was mortified byhow people treat shoes like. They put
one on, they try it on, they look at it, and they
just like throw it over their shoulderand walk off. Why just put it
right back where you found it.People are absolute slobs. I used to
work at Charlotte Rus's. I oncefound a chicken wing just thrown underneath all
of these different I don't even knowwhen they were in there eating a chicken

(16:55):
wing. I don't know when itcame that garbages in there. Garbages.
That's not their foe, terrible,don't it's not a to go food No,
I mean it really messy. Soyou are you supposed to be looking
at clothes while you're doing it?I don't know. People are slobs,
terrible. If I try things on, I will walk them back to the
racks and put them back on.I mean I don't put them even in
that. You know they'll have acart there by the yeah, like let

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us do it for you kind ofthat but I just do it myself because
I feel bad. It is Bobby'sgotta be shocking too when you see things
that are just blatantly in the wrongspot, like this happens at grocery stores
too. You'll be walking around.You're be in the bread section, You're
like, why is there chicken here? That's raw? Like you just decide
there. I'm like, I don'twant this. They figured somebody will get
it, which is terrible. Yeah, they have a lot of things and

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items in this store. To beable to pick them up every ten minutes
is ridiculous. I've had people justlook at me and drop stuff. Are
you kidding me? Like they're daringyou to do something. Wait till the
day you choose violence. It's moot, Kimmy and otis I'm Brian moot.
If you had one rule you couldmake whatever you're job is one rule,

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so people stop acting like idiots aroundyou. What would it be? Four
O four seven four one ninety fournine canvas is a teacher didn't want to
tell us where be a little anonymouson that. But you're telling parents to
stop doing their kids homework? Wouldbe your rule. I'm a science teacher
and we know that's so funny.Well, I guess you're right too,
because you you establish a quality anexpectation for all the students based on what

(18:26):
they've already turned in, and thenall of a sudden, this weekend project
comes back like this diorama that's waytoo sophisticated. You're like, there's no
way this kid. Yeah, absolutely, we know. I'm otis. I've
got three kids. I helped myson do his Rube Goldberg for his stem.
Uh he you know, he didit along with me, so I
didn't do it all alone. Butuh, I was a little bit disappointed

(18:48):
when he took it back and histeam members were like, we don't like
this and tour their health. He'sa good personal Yeah. I love that
you just put all parents on No, we know, yes, thank you,
Kevis, thank you. After dayfour four seven, four nine.
What's that one rule you would givethe people that come to the place you

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work? Ninety four point nine inthe ball I'm Brian. We had a
question this morning and ask the show, and that is if you could make
one law at your job, whateverthat job is, to make your day
a little easier. You know alot of people acting like morons. What
would it be hit that iHeart talkback, Hold that microphone down, Let
us know what you do and whatlaw you would make to make your life
easier. Adam Newsom is a serviceplumber. We just love it if there

(19:34):
was a law that said homeowners whocall him out to fix a problem wouldn't
just stand there over his shoulder tellinghim better ways to fix it. You
are new whoops? My rule?Random sound effects going off? My thing
is with that, Like, don'tyou want them to kind of know what
they're coming to fix? I thinkit's more of the criticism of how you're

(19:55):
doing. Yeah, like all odds, i'd snake it like that, But
you know what is your I liketo watch him do it because I want
to know the next time so Idon't have to call him. Right,
you want to steal job? Howdid you do that again? Do you
like when our boss is just overour shoulder when we're doing so? I
love it? Come on in here. Mary Denise Winer, she works at

(20:15):
a tax and accounting office with lovea law for when people come in asking
them to calculate how much they owethe irs, they wouldn't then ask them
to go back through and see ifthat's really the number. Okay, that
seems like a lot. I mean, yeah, can you spend four more
hours and go through those numbers ofthe day. Sure, I can't write
that off. I think I droveit for work. Once. Dylan Snellgrave
drives a heavy wrecker. The lawhe wants passed keeping people from idiots when

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they're getting on and off the freewayusing the shoulder to cut him off,
so there's a slam on the brakes, says it happens every few seconds when
you drive a big rig. That'sa dangerous job to watch out for them.
They give him a little respect becausethey're just trying to get their job
done. But like you said,Brian, man, if you hit the
wrecker right, you know, everyonce in a while you see a fender
bender and you're like, well that'sconvenient now, right. You were looking

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to toe people and this guy wasclearly looking to get towed. That's why
he ran into the side. Idon't know if the tow truck still works.
But versus we're cutting out the middlemanhere. We don't need to make
a phone call. And the lastone, Anna Osborne, I'm a stay
at home mom all three of mykids just make a rule that they can't
talk sometimes. Yeah, yeah,we felt that last night. Everybody upstairs

(21:21):
in your beds, turn your TVon. I don't want to hear a
mouse at this point. I justneed to relax on the couch. Your
New Bull Morning Show. You guysmake my morning every day when I get
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The Bullets, Moot Kimmy and Otis. I'm Brian Moot. Make sure

(21:42):
you grab that free iHeartRadio. Ifyou get our podcast there on demand,
take us with you if you're headedout of town, especially on like the
most busy travel days of the year, you could tune out and just listen
to us, hang out with us. So today's the National Turkey Pardon at
the White House today Liberty and Bellthe two turkeys donated by Jenny other like

(22:03):
forty pound turkeys are gonna get pardoned. I was reading a little bit about
the history of the turkey part andit's kind of it's pretty ridiculous. Oh
yeah, I don't think these turkeysget to go to like a farm and
kick back for the rest of thetime, right, Like someone's gonna eat
them, right, No, Ithink I think they do. I think,
but I don't know where they go, but they do not get just
let them go. Yeah, there'ssomebody else's responsibility. All of a sudden,

(22:26):
you go ahead, take take itover. So it started in the
seventies. I guess turkey donations havebeen a thing for years and years and
years, and in like the nineteenforties they tried to make it like we
just pick one turkey, because Iguess throughout time people would just bring turkeys
and like drop them off at theWhite House like here you go, and
I don't know, may throw themover the fence or something. Yeah,
back in like the nineteen hundred,it's like, hey, I got a

(22:48):
turkey for it, George sling themover the fence. So they try to
be like, stop doing that.We'll just do one a year. It'll
be our national turkey. And thenin the seventies, George hw bus Bush
decided that he wanted to pardon andspare Robust and Juicy, the two turkeys
that were the first the first todo it. What a weird tradition,
well, technically rumors that was likethe first official rumors of it date back

(23:14):
as far as Abraham Lincoln and hisson. Yeah, because it was a
pet around the house. Yeah right, pet turkey, robust and juicy.
We got Harry Jerry the turkey.Harry and Jerry. I feel like they
made up those names on the wayin. Absolutely Harry Jerry Man. Uh
so that is what's going down today, the turkey pardon. So make sure
you set your DVRs to see whatLivery Liberty and Bell do. There will

(23:37):
be no turkey spared in my house, so I could promise you that sandwiches
for days. Kimmy and Otis,guys, you are awesome because you put
your listeners out there so that theycan have opportunities like that. Georgia is
number one for new country bulls.Kimmy Otis, thanks for hanging out with
us this morning. If you arein the dating world, good news we're

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just talking about, and that isthat the age gap is being widely more
accepted for both men and for women. Otis, like you mentioned a lot
of time. For guys, itit takes us an extra ten years to
get our act together. Sure,maturity wise, center different generations can work
out pretty well. It does inmy marriage for sure, you got an
opinion on it hit that iheard talkabout. Hold that microphone and let us
know what you dick. Maybe you'rein a relationship with a ten year age

(24:22):
gap and you think it works outperfectly. This one from Pat Dyer day.
I had a twenty six year oldboyfriend I was forty two. He
stayed together ten years. I hadto bump him out because he's a gambler,
and now I was. I wasknown then as a cougar, but
now since I'm seventy two years old, I am a mountain line. Honey.

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I've come down off that mountain toget what I want, not go
rut back up there. No fuss, no bother I love you guys.
Sounds like a good time. I'ma mountain lie, No fuss, no BOTHERA