May 23, 2023 • 23 mins
Today on this part iof the show we get real life advice for the kids, a woman gets a wolf on craigslist and alexa joins the show.
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I hope you're having a great Tuesdaymorning. It's mood Kimmy. Notice here
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on George's number one for New Countryninety four point nine. The Bull coming
up with the show today. Seventhirty We got Yourself, We got Yourself,
We got your get yourself a brandnew grill. Well that's the grand
Prize Home Depot gift card for fiftybucks. And then we have a local
grittletop grill. We have him atthe studio right now. They are awesome
than what eight ten hardy tickets.He's playing in Athens for the Georgia Rodeo
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and nine thirty Morgan Mania kicks offagain. Thirteen shots to grab those floor
seats. So this is big newsfor Kimmy Kruba, who is a self
proclaimed cyber stalker when it comes tolooking them up on boyfriends. Yeah,
you have to be. So there'sa glitch on Facebook right now, so
you might want to lay off itfor a while. Apparently does it tell
you if you've been looking at theirpage like you viewed it? Even worse,
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it sends him a friend request.This glitch on Facebook is happening in
different places all over all over theworld, and they don't really know how
to stop it. It kind oflike they're trying to figure they're chasing it
down so basely if if somebody's happenedto just be kind of snooping on your
page, I'll a sudden they geta friend request from you, Yeah wow,
and they're not looking at their page, will send him Oh my god.
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So they're not exactly sure why it'shappening. They're trying to recode everything.
Um, but I guess what happenedwas they were trying to do something
with the activity log and kind ofclean it up because it's a dumpster fire.
Yeah, they wanted to let itto find the important things on your
activity logs. You could see whatwas going on Facebook, I guess,
And somehow this glitch bug got inthere where um and this girl actually an
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individual, brought it to Facebook's attentionand they apologize and said they're working on
it. She checked out her activitylog because an ex of hers had been
like why do you friend request me? And like we're not, like what,
why do you want to talk tome? And she's like I didn't,
And then she goes and looks ather log and every single person that
she had like snooped on that Facebookautomatically send him a friend request, which
is the worst way to snoop.I'm horrified this would keep me from using
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the app. Ever, again,I'm not gonna lie. They can't figure
it out. They're trying, butthere this is now they're trying to fix
it. Hey, we really apologize. Okay, sorry, that's not going
to fix the fact that now myex thinks that I'm into him again and
he's going to keep messaging me whenthat wasn't the point. I was showing
my friends the bad choices I madein my hat, or your warning Internet
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saluts, or you just want tocheck up on them and just make sure
that you're doing better than the exactlyyou have to win the bake up.
Lurking hate lurking. Don't fix thisFacebook. This is needed. This is
needed, Yeah, it is.It's better for your mental health not to
go look at those pages. Thanksfor listening to move Kimmy and Otis in
the morning. I love your guysshow. Stacy, You're amazing. Thank
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you. Hey, let's go ninetyfour point nine the ball. Ninety four
point nine the ball. Next Mondayis Memorial Day. We want to hear
about the special person in your lifewho be gave the ultimate sacrifice. Hit
us on that iHeart talk back littlemicrophone in a free iHeart app tell us
who they are, a little bitabout them, um, and what you're
what you're thinking about on Memorial Day. We're gonna play those throughout the show
on Memorial Day. It's moved Kimmyand Otis. We got the six ten
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headlines with Kimmy Karuba. Now I'lltell you about the secret to a happy
marriage in just a minute. Butfirst, Heartsfield Jackson is gearing up for
one of the busiest travel times ofthe year and said that travel is breaking
pre pandemic records. They also announceda new pre check policy that will allow
teens thirteen to seventeen traveling with theirparents who are pre check approved to also
go through that security because previously itwas only twelve kids. Actually take that
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back for those parents to have preCheck. Sorry, as you used to
be able to make your teenager justgo through regular You're like, there's nothing
I can do. Okay, Look, come to the Delta lounge, get
through security. Look, hey,it's not my rules. Kids. If
it were up to me, you'dbe coming right through everything. I'm sorry,
TSA, they're the bad guys.And I also, I don't know
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how George is gonna feel about this. But the American Craft Beer Um did
this study to find out the bestand worst beer cities in America. They
put Atlanta at the butt in thebottom ten. I wonder if they're not
calculating all the parts outside of Atlanta. I think that they because there's a
ton breweries that are really great,but they're athens with creature comforts, just
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all sorts of breweries outside the citythat you know, there's a ton in
the city. I don't know ifthey're doing this right, said number of
breweries and bars, prices of beer, and online ratings, So I don't
know. I think we're gonna haveto fight that one. And I am
skeptical of this. But a newstudy found that the secret to a happy
marriage is not communication or shared values. It's a joint bank account. Researchers
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found that married couples with joint bankaccounts were happier than those with separate accounts.
They fought less about money and feltbetter about their household finances. That
makes no sense to me. Obviously, I'm not sharing my account with anyone,
but like my sister and her husbandhave a shared one, but they
also still have That's what they meanby a joint account. They don't mean
like everything goes in the same pot. They mean like setting up an account
together, so you pay into ajoint and then you pay your expanded family
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expenses. And I think what theymean by that is it causes less resentment
for who's paying more. Right,you still have your own money, because
just because you have a joint accountdoesn't mean you don't have your separate accounts.
Okay, I guess I was thinkingthat you only had these joint accounts
according to the way they presented it. I don't know. That still seems
kind of crazy to me. Well, I mean, you're just eliminating a
fight. Sometimes in some marriages,the one person doesn't work anymore one person
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does, so you're just kind oflike setting yourself up for a kind of
a nasty fight if you have one. So I would guess that if as
long as both people feel like they'rebeing respected and are paying the equals share,
then they're fine. The problem is, though, if you have a
shared account of then your spells alsogets to see when you went a little
crazy on Amazon, and you can'treally hide that as well. I mean,
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but that's life. The person sleepsix it just from you can't had
anything from them. It's Internet.E say moved, Jimmy and Otis.
You guys are so funny. Goodmorning, ride so much better. Georgia's
number one for new country four pointnine. The Ball ninety four point nine.
The Bull Morgan Mania starts at ninethirty. Make sure you grab that
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free Heart radio app. You canget all the key words there. They
started at nine thirty this morning.Get thirteenth today. But I've a talk
about there. You can leave usa little voicemail here in the studio.
It's moot Kimmy Nottis. We alwayswant to know what's on your mind,
especially when you're up early, becauseyou know that if you're thinking about questions
this earlier, you're already you're firingbetter than most of us. Yes,
boy, you got a question aboutKimmy. Huh. You know a lot
of people just would dream about livingin Hawaii, and I just wondered what
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brought you back. I just wantto be closer to my family. My
parents are still in Chicago. Mysister and her husband are in Dallas and
I'm a less than a two hourflight away from them, and it's super
expensive. I bet it is.You wouldn't believe how many people ask her
the same question, because it's like, I think the same thing as you.
Because I've never been in Hawaii.I'm otis by the way, a
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lot of people coming through. There'snot a lot of people that live there,
so it's hard to ns make friends. And that plane flight is a
mother nine hours and I guess thatphrase a nice place to visit, but
you don't want to live there exactly. Yeah, I've missed all of the
you know, conveniences like Amazon deliveriesin the same day that I order something.
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You know, I seem silly,but I missed that stuff. I
don't think you do anything productive inyour life after you moved to the beach.
No, right, Like, noone's ever invented anything real. I
mean, Einstein didn't live in Hawaii. If he did, we wouldn't have
a serior relativity because you just don'tfeel like I made it. I can
sleep in a hammock every day.What am I doing? All right?
Well, I was just curious.Thank you very much for your time.
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We appreciate you calling in anything yougot in your mind. You can always
call hit that talk back earlier.There are the more random the thoughts are
I love it right coming up withjust a few minutes six thirty But why
news You buy a family pet andyou find out it's a wolf ninety four
point nine the bull thanks for hangingout with us on your Tuesday morning.
It's Mootkimmy and Otis. So yougo to adopted dog and you end up
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finding out, courtesy of twenty threeand me, that your dog's a wolf.
See, that's why I'm scared todo that with my dog, Boots.
She's rescue. I don't want toknow which is not a wolf.
I don't know. I have hada different problem, like she's part bat
or something. Okay, she doeskind of have a batloaf too, like
a wingless bat. The sweetest batever scirl. In California, Faria Ahmed
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adopted a cute, white, littlefluffy, puffy puppy look like a husky,
so adorable, so super cute,and uh, come to find out
that it's part wolf, which isillegal in Wyoming, Illinois, New York,
Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana. Sothis happens a little bit more than
people think when you do twenty threemeon dogs that look like huskies, because
there's been so much cross breeding overthe years in Alaska and in the Canadian
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North Rocky Mountains and things like that, and so in those days she's not
allowed to have her tiny little wolfdog technically. Um, that's when you
just tell your landlord that it's nota real test, right, you just
don't. I don't know why anyonetells their apartment complex they have a dog.
I've never done it. Just smugglethem in. Enough people come in
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out of the enough people come inout of the apartment. Do you think
the door people care? No,they don't. They do. They are
not getting paid enough to care aboutyour dog. Trust me. Um.
Her first problem was that she boughtthis thing off Craig's right. That's what
she says in the video. It'slike, hey, I bought my dog
off Craigslist. That's what you getwhen you adopted a dog off Craigslist.
But it is something that in somestates you're allowed to adopt apart wolf.
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But it is very concerning when yougo to your dog DNA test and it's
like wolf. And you're like,oh, okay, never had my dog
DNA tested, but the doodle.Yeah, But I guess if if I
was, like, why is thisthing so aggressive when I've got a steak
on my plate? Why his eyesare glowing like the humans? Yeah,
you're right, especially when you're angry. But there's a lot of humans that
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need to be DNA. They're glowing, they're glowing eyeballs like the never ending
story. Wow, my dog's gotglowing eyeballs and it can sniff out vampires.
Why new story this morning? Watchout when you drop dog and Craigslist
could be the cutest love is alittle guy in the world. But if
the DNA testament might be part batlike Kimmy's dog or part wolf, let's
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mood Kimmy otis. Thank you forhanging out with us on your Tuesday morning.
We're just talking about the story awoman adopts a puppy, a little
white husky looking puppy from Craigslist,finds out through genetic testing it's a wolf.
Good morning. You were calling aboutthat. So I actually worked in
an animal hospital about twelve years agoand we had a client that would actually
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have three he would import three Heimports three different dogs and they were each
wolf hybrid and one was mixed withGerman shepherd, one was mixed with Alaskan
malamute, and one was mixed withhusky. And that the dog. So
the dog that the action of neuteringis probably thirteen years ago. He grew
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up to be like a hundred andseventy three pelm. Holy holy. Yeah,
he had had a license and everything, but yeah, he was different
from Florida. That's amazing. Wellbecause those dogs, specifically that the wolf
is crossed with, those ones havea lot of restrictions on them. At
least if you try to get anapartment, lots of place is won't accept
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any of those. It was thesweetest dog ever. But that's interesting to
me because most of the time youthink, if it's a wolf, it's
not gonna be real sweet. Right, there might be some cats missing from
the neighborhood. But man, onehundred and seventy three pounds, that's my
concern that that is a grown person. How much food are you paying for?
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Exactly? He would see the walldiet. I mean, oh god,
oh say by that they meant theyjust sent him out of the road.
Yea good luck, foul core.You didn't need more than you need
a like a pitchfork for a Horseleanup your yard. Yesterday we were talking
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about the struggle bust In Ashton gotus thinking about based on what she said,
what's the life advice you would giveto a graduate, Like real life
advice, like like not you know, like the inspirational yeah, not like
something you see on a meme,but like something really practically you actually use
in life four or four seven,four nine nine. I guess Ashton would
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tell you maybe take the trip tothe new job the day before and just
be prepared, because what happened,Um, it's my first day I have
an a job and they told mean address to go to, and so
now you're like, now I'm gonnabe late. I have no idea.
You gotta call in and look stupidbecause you're like, hey, uh I
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don't think this is right. YeahI'm having I'm like, oh, I
think the thing I've learned most inlife is that if you can make screwing
up look funny and also you embracekind of being an idiot, set that
level of expectation low enough for peoplejust laugh at all like, oh,
okay, I know, act stupid, think you're stupid. Then when you
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like do something really smart, they'relike, oh wow you finished that job.
Wow you did it. It's ait's auto in life. I learned
from my father early. Set thebar really around four h four seven four
one ninety four nine, hit doesn'tthat? IHRT talk back practical life advice
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for the graduates of twenty twenty three, like set the bar low for expectations,
so you just surprise people by howwill you do your new Bull Morning
Show? Listen to these guys everyday going to work. I love the
show. Guys are great. MoodKimmy in Otis ninety four point nine The
Bull Smood Kimmy and Otis. Weare looking for real life, practical graduate
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advice for the class of twenty twentythree this morning. Not the stuff you're
gonna hear it like some commencement speech, you know something. We want the
real stuff. Yeah, nothing inspirational, nothing your grandma would put on a
pillow. No, unless your grandmaknows how to party. Four four seven
four one ninety four nine. Hitdoesn't that? I heard? Talk back
This piece of advice from Bull superstarLee Bryce wanted to chime in this morning
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on the talk back. Sure don'tdrink too much of any because it will
eventually be something that you can't drinkever again. Your body will tell you
that example, Oh, this fireballtaste so good, I'm gonna do twenty
thousand shots of what over a year, Right, You might not ever do
it again after that. Just thesaying, if you like something, don't
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do too much of it. Thatsmell, that smell of fireball will get
you from there on. It can'teven look at old English forties in eyes
at this point. From a nightGone Wrong in Canada Otis. We asked
the question on Facebook two and theresponses were phenomenal awesome. This one from
Scott Lawson. Don't get arrested inPanama City under graduation trip kids ery practical
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Sarah Fuston. Don't marry a chad. Never, never marry a chat That's
probably the best advice to put thatat the time. We've really found there's
two types of chads in the world, and if you're a chad, you
know this. They're the horrendous chadsand the amazing chads. There's never just
a kind of man between. NeverChad. I've got a neighbor that's a
chat. He's an amazing dude andI never remember for his name when I'm
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with him because he doesn't look likea chat or act like what is he
married? Yeah, okay, he'sone of the good one, one of
the one of the good chests.It needs to be a remixed song,
this one from Barbara Ann. Don'tget into horses very expensive. Yeah,
you just put boats in that onetoo, They'll get into boats. Yea
four oh four seven four one ninetyfour nine of that I heard talk back
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Real life practical graduate advice for theclass of twenty ninety four point nine The
Bull. We are commercial free rightnow, so don't go anywhere. Also,
just kicked off our dad Bought contest. We did this last year.
This is the second annual heading overto ninety four nine The Bull dot com.
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Morgan Wallen and on June eleventh withthe finals are going to be at the
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Cherokee Aquatic Center having a blast.So I hear a lot of daughters right
now being like dad, come on, you gotta do it. Take your
start off take a picture. Youcan be embarrassing on purpense. You've been
embarrassing me for free for years.Do it for Morgan Wallen tickets. What's
your grad advice for the class oftwenty twenty three four four seven four one.
The practical stuff, not the stuffthat you're gonna hear in a speech
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for an hour and a half andyou're just ready to get out of there
bed bath and beyond decoration. Aright. My name is Otis Leache from
my hood Buford. How are you? How are you great? So you
have some very practical life advice forthe new grads. Absolutely, always research
who you're interviewing with before you interviewwith them. Sounds like there's a story
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here that happened to you. Um, yes, I had interview with a
person that I did not research,and when I got there I had actually
gone to school with them. Wereyou like a bully to them too?
Like they're like, oh, Iremember, you know, the exact opposite.
She was the bullier, he wasthe bullier. Then yeah, did
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you end the interview faster or didyou go through the whole thing? Oh?
No, I went through the wholething, and then I accepted the
job. Even and then two dayslater called you said, oh no,
oh, why did you call?You should just no call no showed revenge.
We appreciate you this morning, thanksfor calling. Make sure you do
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your research too, because at anyjob interview you have and they're gonna go.
So do you have any questions forme? And you're just like,
I have the job, right,that's that's not the question you ask four
oh four seven four one ninety nine. Hit us with that practical, practical,
real world life advice for the graduates, Kimmy, notice, um,
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Brian, we're looking for the practicalgraduate advice for the class of twenty twenty
three. Four four seven four oneoh ninety four nine. Hit doesn't that
I heart talk back advice like this. If you listen to me right now,
throw away the futon. Will youdo? Not take it to the
next place. Your partner's going tomake you away anything. Grown ups don't
do futons, Okay they do notthe dating world that nothing will kill your
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date faster than a futon. Weshould say, any you see a futon,
I'm like leaving. We should takecongratulations to the graduates as well.
You did it. You're here,so now we give you advice. I'm
otis good morning bowl du oh Dan. One of our moot kimi Otis family
members in Duluth love hearing from you. Man. I know you've got some
practical life advice for these grads headingout into the big world. Yeah,
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don't run rum and coke after tugafish salad and slow that down. Why
did you say don't drink a rumand coke after a tuna fish sandwich and
then rather tilt whirl? Most disgusting, ever, another piece of solid advice.
Yeah, Ron, appreciate your brother. Have a great day. Ron
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and Loganville we are doing great.What is your practical life advice for the
graduates as they head into the realworld and adulthood. When you get a
job, don't work that job.Work for yourself. Ah yeah, don't
let your job define what is itthat you do. I work in a
prison for about another two months,nine years. That's amazing. Well,
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thank you for doing what you do. Man. That is a very very
difficult job. I know that becausemy father did time. Oh yeah,
well, I'm sure you could giveeven more advice just based on the people
you see every day and their choices. Life inviction to the Grabs and the
next two months, don't run intoRon and don't want to meet Ron inside.
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Meet him day two after retirement ona beach, or but don't meet
him before then It'll be a lake, not a beach. Ninety four point
nine The Bullets moot, Kimmy andotis I'm Brian moot. What is the
real world practical life advice you'd givethe Grabs of twenty twenty three four or
four seven four one ninety four ninehit us an I heart talkback. Real
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life lessons you've learned through mistakes mostof the time. Not something you'd see
on an inspirational meme that gets sharedall day long. Something real, not
even is otis good morning Cheyenne fromHampton. Real world practical advice for the
grads um. The only employer thatmeans it when they say we're like a
family here is the US Military.Yes, if any employer says that in
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your interview, run as fast asyou can even hate each other, even
if you work for your legitimate family. Wait, because I mean that.
If they're your family, makes thanksgivingsawkwards, you're going to fight a lot.
It's like they mean the Jerry SpringerShow kind of conde. Thank you
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so much. We appreciate you.Shy. All right, good day you
two. Good morning to Mika andcoming Georgia. Give these grads some advice,
some real world stuff they can use. Okay, definitely listen to your
parents. They're a way smarter thenyou thought they were. I promise save
work hard, work hard, andsave money, and first number one,
go to church and and love ourLord's behavior. Hey, amen too?
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That to me? Isn't it crazy? How when you're a kid your parents
are idiots who don't know anything,and then when you get older, you
look back and you're like, Iguess they did have a point there.
You have to call them for everything. Mom, How do I make this?
How do I get this? Stainout? Appreciate it to make up?
We all know the Internet is assessedpool of people complain about nothing.
So new Kimmy and Otis bring youthe best of the sad tweets on ninety
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four point nine. The bole nevera shortage of people complaining on the Internet
about something, And in today,this one's gonna hit close to home for
a lot of folks. Because youdidn't realize how much you loved it until
it's gone. The Wienermobile from OscarMyers now the Frank Mobile. Yeah,
the vehicle still exists. It's justto change the name. He's the name.
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People are, Yeah, people areupset about it. This one's from
David and Jasper. Canceled. Culturehas finally gone too far. This is
where I draw the line. Iwill not sit idly by and let them
cancel Wieners. Who's with me?Do it for the kids. You know
how much joy that silly wienermobile bringsto all the young guns. They laugh
at it daily. Yeah, notwrong. You get to say the word
and it's fun. Hurtful, hurtful, hurtful. Jeanette and Dallas. If
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the Oscar Meyer car is now calledthe Frankmobile, does that mean that someone
can steal the name Wienermobile. Ilive in a house full of men.
We've been calling our van that foryears, and I'd like to make an
official Yeah, what's the trademark onright at that? On the astro van
Frank and Lawrenceville. You know wherethis one's going. So I'm complaining.
Yeah, it's snow flanks. TheWiener has been getting too much shine for
years. It's time to Frank's gotthe spotlight. It's the year of the
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Frank, all right, Frank.That's a very biased one. Yep,
this last one. I feel alot of men are gonna feel this one,
especially right now heading into June.From Josh and Roswell, why would
you do this right before Father's Day? What did we deserve to lose?
Due to deserve to lose the wealthof wienermobile dad jokes? Do you not
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respect the dad joke? Yeah,at least wait till after father and then
come on right on the corner.Sad tweets about the Wienermobile for you guys,
because why not. I saw theWinermobile driving of the mountains one time
and it was the funniest thing towatch it go through the tunnel in the
mountain. Wow. So glad withme? I mean, rent free right
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here in my head.
I hope you're having a great Tuesdaymorning. It's mood Kimmy. Notice here
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on George's number one for New Countryninety four point nine. The Bull coming
up with the show today. Seventhirty We got Yourself, We got Yourself,
We got your get yourself a brandnew grill. Well that's the grand
Prize Home Depot gift card for fiftybucks. And then we have a local
grittletop grill. We have him atthe studio right now. They are awesome
than what eight ten hardy tickets.He's playing in Athens for the Georgia Rodeo
(00:24):
and nine thirty Morgan Mania kicks offagain. Thirteen shots to grab those floor
seats. So this is big newsfor Kimmy Kruba, who is a self
proclaimed cyber stalker when it comes tolooking them up on boyfriends. Yeah,
you have to be. So there'sa glitch on Facebook right now, so
you might want to lay off itfor a while. Apparently does it tell
you if you've been looking at theirpage like you viewed it? Even worse,
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it sends him a friend request.This glitch on Facebook is happening in
different places all over all over theworld, and they don't really know how
to stop it. It kind oflike they're trying to figure they're chasing it
down so basely if if somebody's happenedto just be kind of snooping on your
page, I'll a sudden they geta friend request from you, Yeah wow,
and they're not looking at their page, will send him Oh my god.
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So they're not exactly sure why it'shappening. They're trying to recode everything.
Um, but I guess what happenedwas they were trying to do something
with the activity log and kind ofclean it up because it's a dumpster fire.
Yeah, they wanted to let itto find the important things on your
activity logs. You could see whatwas going on Facebook, I guess,
And somehow this glitch bug got inthere where um and this girl actually an
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individual, brought it to Facebook's attentionand they apologize and said they're working on
it. She checked out her activitylog because an ex of hers had been
like why do you friend request me? And like we're not, like what,
why do you want to talk tome? And she's like I didn't,
And then she goes and looks ather log and every single person that
she had like snooped on that Facebookautomatically send him a friend request, which
is the worst way to snoop.I'm horrified this would keep me from using
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the app. Ever, again,I'm not gonna lie. They can't figure
it out. They're trying, butthere this is now they're trying to fix
it. Hey, we really apologize. Okay, sorry, that's not going
to fix the fact that now myex thinks that I'm into him again and
he's going to keep messaging me whenthat wasn't the point. I was showing
my friends the bad choices I madein my hat, or your warning Internet
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saluts, or you just want tocheck up on them and just make sure
that you're doing better than the exactlyyou have to win the bake up.
Lurking hate lurking. Don't fix thisFacebook. This is needed. This is
needed, Yeah, it is.It's better for your mental health not to
go look at those pages. Thanksfor listening to move Kimmy and Otis in
the morning. I love your guysshow. Stacy, You're amazing. Thank
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you. Hey, let's go ninetyfour point nine the ball. Ninety four
point nine the ball. Next Mondayis Memorial Day. We want to hear
about the special person in your lifewho be gave the ultimate sacrifice. Hit
us on that iHeart talk back littlemicrophone in a free iHeart app tell us
who they are, a little bitabout them, um, and what you're
what you're thinking about on Memorial Day. We're gonna play those throughout the show
on Memorial Day. It's moved Kimmyand Otis. We got the six ten
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headlines with Kimmy Karuba. Now I'lltell you about the secret to a happy
marriage in just a minute. Butfirst, Heartsfield Jackson is gearing up for
one of the busiest travel times ofthe year and said that travel is breaking
pre pandemic records. They also announceda new pre check policy that will allow
teens thirteen to seventeen traveling with theirparents who are pre check approved to also
go through that security because previously itwas only twelve kids. Actually take that
(03:20):
back for those parents to have preCheck. Sorry, as you used to
be able to make your teenager justgo through regular You're like, there's nothing
I can do. Okay, Look, come to the Delta lounge, get
through security. Look, hey,it's not my rules. Kids. If
it were up to me, you'dbe coming right through everything. I'm sorry,
TSA, they're the bad guys.And I also, I don't know
(03:42):
how George is gonna feel about this. But the American Craft Beer Um did
this study to find out the bestand worst beer cities in America. They
put Atlanta at the butt in thebottom ten. I wonder if they're not
calculating all the parts outside of Atlanta. I think that they because there's a
ton breweries that are really great,but they're athens with creature comforts, just
(04:04):
all sorts of breweries outside the citythat you know, there's a ton in
the city. I don't know ifthey're doing this right, said number of
breweries and bars, prices of beer, and online ratings, So I don't
know. I think we're gonna haveto fight that one. And I am
skeptical of this. But a newstudy found that the secret to a happy
marriage is not communication or shared values. It's a joint bank account. Researchers
(04:28):
found that married couples with joint bankaccounts were happier than those with separate accounts.
They fought less about money and feltbetter about their household finances. That
makes no sense to me. Obviously, I'm not sharing my account with anyone,
but like my sister and her husbandhave a shared one, but they
also still have That's what they meanby a joint account. They don't mean
like everything goes in the same pot. They mean like setting up an account
together, so you pay into ajoint and then you pay your expanded family
(04:54):
expenses. And I think what theymean by that is it causes less resentment
for who's paying more. Right,you still have your own money, because
just because you have a joint accountdoesn't mean you don't have your separate accounts.
Okay, I guess I was thinkingthat you only had these joint accounts
according to the way they presented it. I don't know. That still seems
kind of crazy to me. Well, I mean, you're just eliminating a
fight. Sometimes in some marriages,the one person doesn't work anymore one person
(05:17):
does, so you're just kind oflike setting yourself up for a kind of
a nasty fight if you have one. So I would guess that if as
long as both people feel like they'rebeing respected and are paying the equals share,
then they're fine. The problem is, though, if you have a
shared account of then your spells alsogets to see when you went a little
crazy on Amazon, and you can'treally hide that as well. I mean,
(05:38):
but that's life. The person sleepsix it just from you can't had
anything from them. It's Internet.E say moved, Jimmy and Otis.
You guys are so funny. Goodmorning, ride so much better. Georgia's
number one for new country four pointnine. The Ball ninety four point nine.
The Bull Morgan Mania starts at ninethirty. Make sure you grab that
(05:59):
free Heart radio app. You canget all the key words there. They
started at nine thirty this morning.Get thirteenth today. But I've a talk
about there. You can leave usa little voicemail here in the studio.
It's moot Kimmy Nottis. We alwayswant to know what's on your mind,
especially when you're up early, becauseyou know that if you're thinking about questions
this earlier, you're already you're firingbetter than most of us. Yes,
boy, you got a question aboutKimmy. Huh. You know a lot
of people just would dream about livingin Hawaii, and I just wondered what
(06:21):
brought you back. I just wantto be closer to my family. My
parents are still in Chicago. Mysister and her husband are in Dallas and
I'm a less than a two hourflight away from them, and it's super
expensive. I bet it is.You wouldn't believe how many people ask her
the same question, because it's like, I think the same thing as you.
Because I've never been in Hawaii.I'm otis by the way, a
(06:41):
lot of people coming through. There'snot a lot of people that live there,
so it's hard to ns make friends. And that plane flight is a
mother nine hours and I guess thatphrase a nice place to visit, but
you don't want to live there exactly. Yeah, I've missed all of the
you know, conveniences like Amazon deliveriesin the same day that I order something.
(07:02):
You know, I seem silly,but I missed that stuff. I
don't think you do anything productive inyour life after you moved to the beach.
No, right, Like, noone's ever invented anything real. I
mean, Einstein didn't live in Hawaii. If he did, we wouldn't have
a serior relativity because you just don'tfeel like I made it. I can
sleep in a hammock every day.What am I doing? All right?
Well, I was just curious.Thank you very much for your time.
(07:23):
We appreciate you calling in anything yougot in your mind. You can always
call hit that talk back earlier.There are the more random the thoughts are
I love it right coming up withjust a few minutes six thirty But why
news You buy a family pet andyou find out it's a wolf ninety four
point nine the bull thanks for hangingout with us on your Tuesday morning.
It's Mootkimmy and Otis. So yougo to adopted dog and you end up
(07:46):
finding out, courtesy of twenty threeand me, that your dog's a wolf.
See, that's why I'm scared todo that with my dog, Boots.
She's rescue. I don't want toknow which is not a wolf.
I don't know. I have hada different problem, like she's part bat
or something. Okay, she doeskind of have a batloaf too, like
a wingless bat. The sweetest batever scirl. In California, Faria Ahmed
(08:07):
adopted a cute, white, littlefluffy, puffy puppy look like a husky,
so adorable, so super cute,and uh, come to find out
that it's part wolf, which isillegal in Wyoming, Illinois, New York,
Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana. Sothis happens a little bit more than
people think when you do twenty threemeon dogs that look like huskies, because
there's been so much cross breeding overthe years in Alaska and in the Canadian
(08:30):
North Rocky Mountains and things like that, and so in those days she's not
allowed to have her tiny little wolfdog technically. Um, that's when you
just tell your landlord that it's nota real test, right, you just
don't. I don't know why anyonetells their apartment complex they have a dog.
I've never done it. Just smugglethem in. Enough people come in
(08:50):
out of the enough people come inout of the apartment. Do you think
the door people care? No,they don't. They do. They are
not getting paid enough to care aboutyour dog. Trust me. Um.
Her first problem was that she boughtthis thing off Craig's right. That's what
she says in the video. It'slike, hey, I bought my dog
off Craigslist. That's what you getwhen you adopted a dog off Craigslist.
But it is something that in somestates you're allowed to adopt apart wolf.
(09:11):
But it is very concerning when yougo to your dog DNA test and it's
like wolf. And you're like,oh, okay, never had my dog
DNA tested, but the doodle.Yeah, But I guess if if I
was, like, why is thisthing so aggressive when I've got a steak
on my plate? Why his eyesare glowing like the humans? Yeah,
you're right, especially when you're angry. But there's a lot of humans that
(09:33):
need to be DNA. They're glowing, they're glowing eyeballs like the never ending
story. Wow, my dog's gotglowing eyeballs and it can sniff out vampires.
Why new story this morning? Watchout when you drop dog and Craigslist
could be the cutest love is alittle guy in the world. But if
the DNA testament might be part batlike Kimmy's dog or part wolf, let's
(09:56):
mood Kimmy otis. Thank you forhanging out with us on your Tuesday morning.
We're just talking about the story awoman adopts a puppy, a little
white husky looking puppy from Craigslist,finds out through genetic testing it's a wolf.
Good morning. You were calling aboutthat. So I actually worked in
an animal hospital about twelve years agoand we had a client that would actually
(10:18):
have three he would import three Heimports three different dogs and they were each
wolf hybrid and one was mixed withGerman shepherd, one was mixed with Alaskan
malamute, and one was mixed withhusky. And that the dog. So
the dog that the action of neuteringis probably thirteen years ago. He grew
(10:39):
up to be like a hundred andseventy three pelm. Holy holy. Yeah,
he had had a license and everything, but yeah, he was different
from Florida. That's amazing. Wellbecause those dogs, specifically that the wolf
is crossed with, those ones havea lot of restrictions on them. At
least if you try to get anapartment, lots of place is won't accept
(11:00):
any of those. It was thesweetest dog ever. But that's interesting to
me because most of the time youthink, if it's a wolf, it's
not gonna be real sweet. Right, there might be some cats missing from
the neighborhood. But man, onehundred and seventy three pounds, that's my
concern that that is a grown person. How much food are you paying for?
(11:20):
Exactly? He would see the walldiet. I mean, oh god,
oh say by that they meant theyjust sent him out of the road.
Yea good luck, foul core.You didn't need more than you need
a like a pitchfork for a Horseleanup your yard. Yesterday we were talking
(11:46):
about the struggle bust In Ashton gotus thinking about based on what she said,
what's the life advice you would giveto a graduate, Like real life
advice, like like not you know, like the inspirational yeah, not like
something you see on a meme,but like something really practically you actually use
in life four or four seven,four nine nine. I guess Ashton would
(12:07):
tell you maybe take the trip tothe new job the day before and just
be prepared, because what happened,Um, it's my first day I have
an a job and they told mean address to go to, and so
now you're like, now I'm gonnabe late. I have no idea.
You gotta call in and look stupidbecause you're like, hey, uh I
(12:28):
don't think this is right. YeahI'm having I'm like, oh, I
think the thing I've learned most inlife is that if you can make screwing
up look funny and also you embracekind of being an idiot, set that
level of expectation low enough for peoplejust laugh at all like, oh,
okay, I know, act stupid, think you're stupid. Then when you
(12:48):
like do something really smart, they'relike, oh wow you finished that job.
Wow you did it. It's ait's auto in life. I learned
from my father early. Set thebar really around four h four seven four
one ninety four nine, hit doesn'tthat? IHRT talk back practical life advice
(13:11):
for the graduates of twenty twenty three, like set the bar low for expectations,
so you just surprise people by howwill you do your new Bull Morning
Show? Listen to these guys everyday going to work. I love the
show. Guys are great. MoodKimmy in Otis ninety four point nine The
Bull Smood Kimmy and Otis. Weare looking for real life, practical graduate
(13:33):
advice for the class of twenty twentythree this morning. Not the stuff you're
gonna hear it like some commencement speech, you know something. We want the
real stuff. Yeah, nothing inspirational, nothing your grandma would put on a
pillow. No, unless your grandmaknows how to party. Four four seven
four one ninety four nine. Hitdoesn't that? I heard? Talk back
This piece of advice from Bull superstarLee Bryce wanted to chime in this morning
(13:56):
on the talk back. Sure don'tdrink too much of any because it will
eventually be something that you can't drinkever again. Your body will tell you
that example, Oh, this fireballtaste so good, I'm gonna do twenty
thousand shots of what over a year, Right, You might not ever do
it again after that. Just thesaying, if you like something, don't
(14:16):
do too much of it. Thatsmell, that smell of fireball will get
you from there on. It can'teven look at old English forties in eyes
at this point. From a nightGone Wrong in Canada Otis. We asked
the question on Facebook two and theresponses were phenomenal awesome. This one from
Scott Lawson. Don't get arrested inPanama City under graduation trip kids ery practical
(14:39):
Sarah Fuston. Don't marry a chad. Never, never marry a chat That's
probably the best advice to put thatat the time. We've really found there's
two types of chads in the world, and if you're a chad, you
know this. They're the horrendous chadsand the amazing chads. There's never just
a kind of man between. NeverChad. I've got a neighbor that's a
chat. He's an amazing dude andI never remember for his name when I'm
(15:00):
with him because he doesn't look likea chat or act like what is he
married? Yeah, okay, he'sone of the good one, one of
the one of the good chests.It needs to be a remixed song,
this one from Barbara Ann. Don'tget into horses very expensive. Yeah,
you just put boats in that onetoo, They'll get into boats. Yea
four oh four seven four one ninetyfour nine of that I heard talk back
(15:22):
Real life practical graduate advice for theclass of twenty ninety four point nine The
Bull. We are commercial free rightnow, so don't go anywhere. Also,
just kicked off our dad Bought contest. We did this last year.
This is the second annual heading overto ninety four nine The Bull dot com.
Submit those dad bought photos, Dads, you can win yourself tickets to
Morgan Wallen and on June eleventh withthe finals are going to be at the
(15:43):
Cherokee Aquatic Center having a blast.So I hear a lot of daughters right
now being like dad, come on, you gotta do it. Take your
start off take a picture. Youcan be embarrassing on purpense. You've been
embarrassing me for free for years.Do it for Morgan Wallen tickets. What's
your grad advice for the class oftwenty twenty three four four seven four one.
The practical stuff, not the stuffthat you're gonna hear in a speech
(16:06):
for an hour and a half andyou're just ready to get out of there
bed bath and beyond decoration. Aright. My name is Otis Leache from
my hood Buford. How are you? How are you great? So you
have some very practical life advice forthe new grads. Absolutely, always research
who you're interviewing with before you interviewwith them. Sounds like there's a story
(16:29):
here that happened to you. Um, yes, I had interview with a
person that I did not research,and when I got there I had actually
gone to school with them. Wereyou like a bully to them too?
Like they're like, oh, Iremember, you know, the exact opposite.
She was the bullier, he wasthe bullier. Then yeah, did
(16:52):
you end the interview faster or didyou go through the whole thing? Oh?
No, I went through the wholething, and then I accepted the
job. Even and then two dayslater called you said, oh no,
oh, why did you call?You should just no call no showed revenge.
We appreciate you this morning, thanksfor calling. Make sure you do
(17:12):
your research too, because at anyjob interview you have and they're gonna go.
So do you have any questions forme? And you're just like,
I have the job, right,that's that's not the question you ask four
oh four seven four one ninety nine. Hit us with that practical, practical,
real world life advice for the graduates, Kimmy, notice, um,
(17:33):
Brian, we're looking for the practicalgraduate advice for the class of twenty twenty
three. Four four seven four oneoh ninety four nine. Hit doesn't that
I heart talk back advice like this. If you listen to me right now,
throw away the futon. Will youdo? Not take it to the
next place. Your partner's going tomake you away anything. Grown ups don't
do futons, Okay they do notthe dating world that nothing will kill your
(17:56):
date faster than a futon. Weshould say, any you see a futon,
I'm like leaving. We should takecongratulations to the graduates as well.
You did it. You're here,so now we give you advice. I'm
otis good morning bowl du oh Dan. One of our moot kimi Otis family
members in Duluth love hearing from you. Man. I know you've got some
practical life advice for these grads headingout into the big world. Yeah,
(18:18):
don't run rum and coke after tugafish salad and slow that down. Why
did you say don't drink a rumand coke after a tuna fish sandwich and
then rather tilt whirl? Most disgusting, ever, another piece of solid advice.
Yeah, Ron, appreciate your brother. Have a great day. Ron
(18:41):
and Loganville we are doing great.What is your practical life advice for the
graduates as they head into the realworld and adulthood. When you get a
job, don't work that job.Work for yourself. Ah yeah, don't
let your job define what is itthat you do. I work in a
prison for about another two months,nine years. That's amazing. Well,
(19:04):
thank you for doing what you do. Man. That is a very very
difficult job. I know that becausemy father did time. Oh yeah,
well, I'm sure you could giveeven more advice just based on the people
you see every day and their choices. Life inviction to the Grabs and the
next two months, don't run intoRon and don't want to meet Ron inside.
(19:27):
Meet him day two after retirement ona beach, or but don't meet
him before then It'll be a lake, not a beach. Ninety four point
nine The Bullets moot, Kimmy andotis I'm Brian moot. What is the
real world practical life advice you'd givethe Grabs of twenty twenty three four or
four seven four one ninety four ninehit us an I heart talkback. Real
(19:48):
life lessons you've learned through mistakes mostof the time. Not something you'd see
on an inspirational meme that gets sharedall day long. Something real, not
even is otis good morning Cheyenne fromHampton. Real world practical advice for the
grads um. The only employer thatmeans it when they say we're like a
family here is the US Military.Yes, if any employer says that in
(20:12):
your interview, run as fast asyou can even hate each other, even
if you work for your legitimate family. Wait, because I mean that.
If they're your family, makes thanksgivingsawkwards, you're going to fight a lot.
It's like they mean the Jerry SpringerShow kind of conde. Thank you
(20:33):
so much. We appreciate you.Shy. All right, good day you
two. Good morning to Mika andcoming Georgia. Give these grads some advice,
some real world stuff they can use. Okay, definitely listen to your
parents. They're a way smarter thenyou thought they were. I promise save
work hard, work hard, andsave money, and first number one,
go to church and and love ourLord's behavior. Hey, amen too?
(20:56):
That to me? Isn't it crazy? How when you're a kid your parents
are idiots who don't know anything,and then when you get older, you
look back and you're like, Iguess they did have a point there.
You have to call them for everything. Mom, How do I make this?
How do I get this? Stainout? Appreciate it to make up?
We all know the Internet is assessedpool of people complain about nothing.
So new Kimmy and Otis bring youthe best of the sad tweets on ninety
(21:19):
four point nine. The bole nevera shortage of people complaining on the Internet
about something, And in today,this one's gonna hit close to home for
a lot of folks. Because youdidn't realize how much you loved it until
it's gone. The Wienermobile from OscarMyers now the Frank Mobile. Yeah,
the vehicle still exists. It's justto change the name. He's the name.
(21:41):
People are, Yeah, people areupset about it. This one's from
David and Jasper. Canceled. Culturehas finally gone too far. This is
where I draw the line. Iwill not sit idly by and let them
cancel Wieners. Who's with me?Do it for the kids. You know
how much joy that silly wienermobile bringsto all the young guns. They laugh
at it daily. Yeah, notwrong. You get to say the word
and it's fun. Hurtful, hurtful, hurtful. Jeanette and Dallas. If
(22:03):
the Oscar Meyer car is now calledthe Frankmobile, does that mean that someone
can steal the name Wienermobile. Ilive in a house full of men.
We've been calling our van that foryears, and I'd like to make an
official Yeah, what's the trademark onright at that? On the astro van
Frank and Lawrenceville. You know wherethis one's going. So I'm complaining.
Yeah, it's snow flanks. TheWiener has been getting too much shine for
years. It's time to Frank's gotthe spotlight. It's the year of the
(22:26):
Frank, all right, Frank.That's a very biased one. Yep,
this last one. I feel alot of men are gonna feel this one,
especially right now heading into June.From Josh and Roswell, why would
you do this right before Father's Day? What did we deserve to lose?
Due to deserve to lose the wealthof wienermobile dad jokes? Do you not
(22:48):
respect the dad joke? Yeah,at least wait till after father and then
come on right on the corner.Sad tweets about the Wienermobile for you guys,
because why not. I saw theWinermobile driving of the mountains one time
and it was the funniest thing towatch it go through the tunnel in the
mountain. Wow. So glad withme? I mean, rent free right
(23:11):
here in my head.
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