Scooters Can't Join the Harley Gang

Today on this part of the show, what wild impulse buys have you made, too much make up in the passport photo and the panama city choke hold

Episode Transcript

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Ninety four point nine the ball.It's mood, Kenny, I notice is
five second songs faster you thank youfor spending your Wednesday morning with us.
It's moot, Kimmy and Otis.We are in the hot box studio yep
in a bad way. The hotbox. The temperature not like any herbal
remedies. And now the leaf blowersare going outside as well. Can't wait

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to get back into the main studio. Jimmy, he said, you don't
understand leaflowers. Don't understand leaflowers.I think they're completely useless because you've never
run a leaf blower. No Ihaven't because they're dumb, like you're just
blowing these leaves around. They're justblowing other places. And if you tell
me, it's because, oh Ineed to protect my lunt. There's so
many trees here in Georgia. There'syou're never gonna get off. I wasn't
gonna say that. I was gonnasay, it's just fun. We gotta

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take a see Brooks and done playingfive second songs. Laurie and rockmart Heather
in a Daresville. Laurie, you'reup first on five second songs. What
is your wager? On what youthink you can guess the song in I
can guess it in three? Three? Heather, what do you think?
Are you gonna give her three andtake the five or you gonna do two?

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I'll give her the three? Yougot three? Okay, Brooks and
Done. Tickets on the line.They're playing Gas South next Thursday the eighth
with Scottie McCrery Megan Moroney. Allright, here is your three seconds,
Laurie, here we go. Okay, Laurie, you got it? Heather?

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Do you kind of wish you wouldhave taken two? Yeah? Thank
you for playing. We got ticketsall week long to Brooks and Down in
eight ten. We've got hearty ticketsfor you, so don't think that you
can't also get yourself some tickets today, Heather. Awesome, hellove it.
Thank you for playing. Thank you, Laurie rock Mark. You're going to
Brookston Down. You better be ifyou if you didn't get if you didn't

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get boot scooting Boogie. I don'tthink I was gonna let you have the
tickets, to be honest, thatwould have been wrong. I love it
all right, don't go anywhere,okay, I mean all right, coming
about seven fifty five. Kimmy,I witnessed this can't fix stupid no way
involves a man in Loganville Always witnessa cooke hold at a pizza place in
Panama City Beach and the shirt hewas wearing in as much shots? Was

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it over too much cheese? Notcoming up? Seven fifty five Kid,
fix stupid mood Kimmy and Otis,You guys are so funny. R good
morning. Ride so much better.Georgia's number one for New Country. I'm
ninety four point nine the Ball IHeeart Access day tomorrow. Go to iHeartRadio
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don't miss out on that experience.Yeah, you can't fix stupid. Proven

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it with mood Kimmy in Otis onninety four point nine the Ball every day
at seven fifty five. We can'tfix stupid. That's what we do.
We highlight it. Make you feelbetter about your own decisions. Now,
this story I actually witnessed down inPanama City Beach. Always there, Brian
when these things happen. Yeah,I didn't know what was going on.
I wish I would have taken apicture, because I did. When the

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midtown shooting happened. I was theone who took the photo of the woman
trying to leave at the airport whenI was coming back in. I just
kind of walked into these things,and everybody else was ignoring it, but
you saw it. Marco's Pizza parkinglot down off a front street in Panama
City Beach, and I don't knowthe details of what caused the incident in
terms of what happened with like thechokehold, but thirty three year old Dustin

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McDowell of Loganville was arrested for puttingtwenty two year old Dakota Orme, who
was a Marco's pizza delivery driver,in a chokehold until he passed out,
and then throwing him on the street. So apparently there was a road raidings
in it. I didn't see that. I just saw the chaos happening afterwards
because I pulled into the parking lotto do a U turn to go back
to the wind Dixie to get dinner, yeah, for my wife, and

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so I didn't know what was goingon until I saw the story trending.
But here's where you gotta think ofthe shirts you wear, because the mug
shot and a mug shot follows youfor life. The dug shot, the
mug shot of Dustin McDowell's wearing ablack tank top that says, I'd bleep
me. Wow. Now they censoredthe second word for the mug shot that's

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public. That's the mug shot yougot. Wow. Now. I've never
gone to court for aggravated assault,but I'm guessing when they pull up your
mug shot in front of the jury, don't think it buys you a lot
of leeway. No, so manyquestions like where did did you buy that

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shirt for yourself? Did somebody giveit to you as a joke? Why
are you wearing it? It's afunny shirt kind of it's a quote from
Sounds of Lambs. I guess Buffaloville. Who's a murderer? By the way,
I believe you said that before,Brian, Like, you should think
about when you leave in the morningwhat you're wearing, because if you're wearing
bad underwear, yeah, today's theday you die. People are gonna find

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you like that. Casual Friday isa terrible time to die or get a
mug shot, or I think you'rehanging out with us on your Wednesday morning
just after the headlines here in amatter of moments, we got tickets for
you to see you Hardy Megan Moroney, Young Gravy for the kids. Uh
you know that guy at the GeorgiaRodeo in October. So i'll tell you

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about these pool statistics in just aminute. But first, if you're like
us, you use messaging systems atwork like Slack and teams, and evidently
there are certain behaviors on those appsthat cause your coworkers to be really anxious.
It sort of sounds like if you'redating somebody and you're taving people on
red and not it not giving yourresponse or reaction to a message one word

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greetings and replies like okay comes offas you know, that's how I read
it. My wife says it okay. Yeah, but that's a youth thing,
that's an insecurity thing. Yeah,she'll write okay, and I'm like,
great, I really have to say, yeah, I read it.
However, tone I have in myhead great, which is not bad,
that's not her and typing and stoppingrepeatedly without hitting scent because people see little

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dos and then yeah, there's nothingway productivity more than watching someone type and
then stop and be like, hey, what what what are you gonna say?
I know we can stay over there. If you're yelling three cubicles over
to the person who's in your officeand you can see them here, I
know you got that just waiting overhere. Yeah, and then they're like,
calm down, I just forgot tohit send. Not that serious.

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Okay, So if you were ina pool over the weekend, I have
a new survey that found fifty onepercent of people admit to using a pool
as an alternative to a shower orbath after exercising or doing yards. It's
gonna be kind of horrifying for alot of people. I feel like I
feel like I've done that where I'vebeen like, God, it's so hot,
I'm so sweaty. You just divein the pool without taking a shower

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first? Yeah, that's discussed.I mean, okay, like, yes,
there are chemicals in there, butI don't think that makes you any
less dirty, Like you're just gonnabe chlorine e ish smelling. Forty percent
of people admit to peeing in thepool, sixty percent of people are lying,
and twenty four percent of people saythey would go in the pool within
one hour of having like a bathroomissue, you know, which is really

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disgusting. And then this is theone that confuses me. Forty eight percent
of people say they never shower beforegoing swimming. Why would you shower before
going swimming? You're putting on suntanlotions. Well, I feel like,
isn't that for left four pools?So you shower off all your funk so
you don't go in the pool withlike sweat and dirt and grime grossness,
Yes, I thought you shower fordepends how dirty you're starting out, if

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you have like mud and stuff inthe shot. By the way, if
there is a baby in the pool, that pool has been paid in,
because every time I put my sonin the bathtub, it's like you gotta
dunk his waist under first, becausethat thing is firing off like immediately.
It's like involuntary fire off. Soif you're not, if you haven't faced
the wrong direction, you're gonna you'regonna catch it, just so it's involuntary.

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All right, Let's get you tosee Hardy four or four seven four
one h ninety four nine call nineGonna play Filling the Floorida Man headline ninety
four boy nine the Boy Time,and you all really make me smile woman
today that it's hard to really focus, so I want to say thank you
all, and wow a nice thingto say. Thank you Kimmy in US

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ninety four point nine the bullmoot Kimyand otus with you on your Wednesday morning.
Thank you for hanging out with us. Don't we to grab that free?
iHeartRadio. I can get our podcastthere every day commercial free, Emily
and coming. Are you ready toplay the game that's sweeping the nation,
or at least the game that wecame up with a couple weeks ago that
we think is hilarious. Fill inthe Florida Man headline. Okay, and

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hearty tickets are on the line.He's Gonnen playing with Megan Moroney out at
the Georgia Rodeo and Athens in October. All right, here's how it works,
Emily. These are real Florida Manheadlines. Florida man sets fire to
RV and then goes and gets blankbefore being arrested for arson by police.
Is it a did he go geta t bone steak, be a tuna

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fish sandwich or see a cup ofcoffee? Coffee? Nailed it? A
couple of coffee, is right?Okay? He was apparently very relaxed about
burning his girlfriend's RV down and wentto the Starbucks across the street. I
mean, nothing makes me want acoffee more than arson, right, the
second best part of waking up coffeefirst is burning your RV. All right,

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you got one for one, here'sthe second one. Florida man arrested
for destroying a TV at a sportsbar with a blank after his team lost.
Was it a a cell phone?Be a mop or see a baseball
bat? Nailed it? Two fortwo, Emily's on fire? All right,
you got yourself the tickets. Let'sdo the third one just for fun.
Here Florida man told to abandon hisshoes by police after blank infestation in

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them. Little snake infestation, bejellyfish or see bedbugs? Yeah? Can
you imagine? No? What please? I mean some Nimes police officers have
to They go, no, no, no, You're not getting in the
back of my car with those shoeson. There's a bedbug infestation in your
shoes. There's a reason why mya it is a police officer. I
was like, I will not sitin the back. I'm scared of what's

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been back there? I will notgot a pressure wash? All right?
And well you're going to see Hardyand Megan Roney October at the Georgia Rodeo.
Nice Thanks ninety four point nine TheBullets, Moot, Kimmy and Otis,
m Brian Moot. Tomorrow is IHeeart Access Day. Make sure you
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fire sale, all sorts of funstuff. You come, hang out in
the studio, yeah, with myself, Kimmy and Otis, and then go
to a Sam Hunt show, whichwould be fun. Yeah, wouldn't that
be sad? If someone does theybuy that and then they're like, we
just want to go to see samHunt? We do? We have to
see you? What time do wecome in? Eight? About that?
So the question for you right nowis do you get a nice picture for

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your passport or do you take onethat looks like you've been traveling so you
look like yourself exactly? Because thereis this woman, she's an influencer who
kind of wanted to hack the system. I mean, most of us don't
take very good photos. I've beenlucky. I try really really lines and
past that's licenses and passports. Itried really really hard for it to look

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good. I always feel like youshould look how I mean, you don't
smile, just look like you wouldlike in a customs line to be waiting
for forty five minutes to two hoursor whatever I think going at least on
your passport, you're not allowed tosmile. But now I'm kind of terrified
that I've even tried so hard,because this influencer got this really great picture,

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but when she was going through TSAand agent almost didn't let her through
because she was taking a red eye, so she had no makeup on,
she had her hair up, andthe agent didn't believe that it was the
same woman that's in front of him. And that is exactly why I don't
use face ID on my phone becauseI would not be able to handle it
if my phone couldn't even recognize That'shappened to me, the difference between my

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face and with makeup and yeah,the real I had, like a hangover
face was and it was like myphone was like not you, and it
did it. A couple of times, and then I finally just typed in
the code. So I don't knowif I didn't give it enough time to
to zoo in. But I lookedat myself and I was like, God,
you look like crapper and see that. I don't think I'm most think
that again. I know, Ithink it was funny. This isn't you.

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What is this? This person isnot you. If your phone doesn't
even agree, that's bad. Youget you get held up in customs because
you put you contour too well.I know. Then she's like, do
I have to really sit here andput on my makeup like you're sitting on
the ground in the line. Sayno, the moral stories start looking like
your real face. No, no, no, no, that's not that's
not the no, that's not themore feel to put the bunny rabbit filter

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on. I think, yeah,whatever, filt, that's what snapchats for
passport photos. Let's turn it intoreal. Ninety four point nine The bullets
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with us in studio, you don'twant to miss it. No, So
it's so staggling men past past dealsthat I'm going on. Like if you
go on Amazon or something, you'relike, oh I miss that. If
no one buys it, I'll buyit. Ryan's gonna be in studio with
four or four seven four one ninetyfour, and what we're talking about it
what's like the wildest thing you've everjust kind of bought. You walked into

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the store for one thing and youcame out with something totally different. Hit
us four or four sever ninety four. Nine of the iHeart talk back.
This one is from Terry in Fayetteville. On the talk back, my husband
and I were meeting my son andhis wife for dinner. But they were
at Bedmath and Beyond. So wemet him there and he said, honey,

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do fake shopping so we don't.They don't feel rushed. I said,
okay, So after two hundred andthirty two dollars we all left to
go eat dinner ended up the sonand his wife had to wait on us.
We got in the car and Isaid, don't ever tell me to
fake shop again. He goes,Man, I'm telling you out on board
im you start throwing at the cart. No, there is no such thing

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as fake shopping, and every manshould know that already. There's no windows
shopping right unless you really have nofunds in your account, you're leaving what's
sun I'll talk to myself into it. In fact, that target down in
Panama City week about like nine squareguns and we went, yeah, I
have like nine super Suggars. Andthen my sister in law was like,
I go, yeah, I gotsome water guns. She goes, no,

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we don't do water guns. Iwas like, I'm just kidding.
I didn't get nine one. Youstill they're just in the trunk. I'll
use the water guns. Don't youworry about four oh four seven four one
art talk Back. You went intothe store for one thing, what did
you come out with? Has acrazy impulse by your New Bull Morning show.

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These guys every day going to workand I love the show. Guys
are great mood Kenny in otis ninetyfour point nine, The ball ninety four
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then go to Sam hun show.You're really selling that hard. It'll be
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I Heeart Access Day. What isthe craziest impulse buy you've ever had?
Or just something you went in thestore for one thing and you came

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out with a totally different thing fourh four seven four one h ninety four
nine. Something you look at andyou're like, look, I'm happy I
got that, but probably didn't planon that. This one is from Shonda
and Dallas off the talk Back.I took my Toyota for Runner in for
an oil change at the dealership andthey had a scooter and I always wanted
a scooter, so I bought thescooter off the shore room floor. But
the scooter wouldn't fit in my foreRunner, so I had to end up

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buying a Toyota Tundra to took myscooter in the back of to take it
home. Yeah, my husband washappy when I got home. I forgot
to tell him while I was doingit. My husband thought, I'm not
allowed to ride with him because hehas a Harley and he doesn't want to
be seen with a scooter. That'sunfair. Harley hatred. You can't.
You can't be a hater on thescooters. Yeah, you can't. Though
if I was riding a scooter though, and I'd like I do the peace

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sign thing down motorcycles and there's noway they do it better. Band now
four four seven four one ninety fournine. What's that wild buy you did?
You went into the sort of onething if you came out with something
completely different? Hit us iHeart talkback from free I Heeart app ninety four
point nine, The Bullets, Moot, Kimmy and Otis. Thank you for
spending your Wednesday morning with us.Don't forget to grab that free iHeart radio
app. You can get our podcaststhere every day. Question for you this

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morning? Four or four seven fourone h ninety four nine. Hit us
that iHeart talk back. What isthe impulse buy you got? You went
in the store for one thing thatcame out with something totally different, where
you're almost like, what did Igo into Target for? Well? I
mean every time you go to Costco. I think people who leave with one
thing from Costco or Psycho Paths orsomething. I have an insane amount of
self control. Yes, because Iwant I go in there. I want

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to buy a little Smoky's like sausagesfor the next seventeen years, eighty five
pounds of time sausages. Hey,Brianna from Atlanta, do you have any
like wild impulse buys? You wentin to buy something that came out with
something totally different. I do.So I went to get groceries at the
grocery store, and I came homewith a little dog. Oh how kind.

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They had a pet adoption out front, and it's a little like a
jack Russell Terrier mix. And Ibrought him home and told my husband and
daughter, here's our new dog.And my husband said, you're joking,
I know your kid. I waslike, no, this is our new
dog, and I gotta go getgroceries so you guys can name him.
So you never even made it intothe grocery store. You got you got

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a Yeah, I know that's bad, yep. Or they did that in
front of a furniture store one,so I was walking into I was like,
boy, and my Dad's like,nope, nope, cover your eyes
absolutely not nope. Like, butthey need homes, I know, I
know. And this one turned outto be the best dog ever. He's

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awesome. Women come home with betterimpulse buys than men when it comes to
the store. Oh yeah, becausewe can use ours for forever. You
guys buy like weird food that you'renot going to finish eating or something.
No, I'm gonna use that thatprotein powder that I buy every time I
go there and get huge. Definitely, you're a hero. Thank you very

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much. Smoot, Kimmy and otistomorrow. I heeart Access day if you
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I hard talk back. What impulsebuy? What thing did you buy?
You walked into the store for whatand you came out with what? Hey,
Nicole, you ever have a wildimpulse buy? Okay, So I
have to tsue any time I goto shop for anything, I have a
Clarence addiction. I will buy thingsI will never need because their own Clarence.
Yeah, it's a good deal.You can't pass that up. But

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if you do need that one thingnever never right, especially at the grocery
store. I'd be like digging through. They'll be like, I didn't even
this kind. I don't even knowif I like Apricot jam but dollar nineties
one time it look block. Idon't know what block. I finally found
out where it was because it didn'thave a name on it. It was
an AMPL for a dollar. Ibought it because it was cool. Yeah,

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you don't need to know what it'sactually for. If you like it,
then you like it, right,don't. I loved it, But
I will buy anything. If it'sdon't clearance, it's terrible. Yeah,
awesome. Sometimes I don't even knowif it's a good deal. Someone just
put clearance on on the sicker andcharge the same price. I'd buy it
thinking I gotta do. Yeah,if it tells you to compare to price
that it's like three dollars compared totwenty Yeah, hilarious. I'm on it.

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I can't help it. Tomorrow's yourday. I Heeart Access Day sales,
Galore sales. Yeah, you cancome hang out in studio with us,
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and Otis, thank you for everythingyou do in the morning to keep you

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smile on our basis ninety four pointnine the ball Smood Kimmy and Otis.
I Heeart Access Days Tomorrow, oneday only, over seven hundred deals and
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show with us as well. Goodmorning, Elina and Lawrenceville. What you
ever have a crazy impulse buy?This is not mine but my husband.
About three years ago, he wentgrocery shopping with my oldest and came home
with a brand new truck. WHOAwhat groceral store was selling that public's having

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a sale on truck. This happenedthat the dealer was very close to Probably
I hope he said that it's foryou, right, because if somebody came
home for a truck and it wasonly for them, that would be a
problem. I use it. Ican't I can't lie. I us like
babe but look, it's so mucheasier to bring groceries home in this new

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then in a car. We allknow it's so much easier. It was
in part due to my complaining becauseshe previously had a Jeep and it's not
very comfortable as a family car.Yeah, so I guess he listened.
Yeah, I have a Geep rightnow. And sometimes my wife would go,
gosh, it's so rattling and bumpy. In my mind, thinking myself,

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you know what's going to happen whensome day I finally go buy a
new car and don't tell her andbe like you were complaining that the Jeep
was leaky and it was rattling allover the place this vehicle. So I
bought a lambe Ye far more practical, the Lamborghini. Um, good morning,

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nursely Anne and bill Rica. Whatdid you and your daughter kind of
impulse by at a store to Walmartthe other day? And we live near
Atlanta, of course, so there'sa lot of homeless people, and we
saw a homeless guy with his dogout front, and we didn't even buy
anything that we went there for.We just bought a whole bunch of stuff

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for this homeless guy and his dog, and it felt so good to just
do something for somebody else for achange. Yeah, really, especially with
the dog to buying food and likea little bit to sleep in and stuff.
And dogs were so expensive too,I know, and I always wonder
like because they have water, sowe bought like a case of water and

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a water bowl and everything. Born. That's awesome, sweet. That is
a great thing to stick in yourcar, by the way, in the
summertime, is just right behind yourback seat or something. Stick a bunch
of water bottles where you leave thehouse. And if you see someone standing
on the street corner or something,just hand them a bottle of water.
You never know when you're going tobe in a predicament like that where you
need some help, and so it'sreally important to help others. Your new

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bull morning joe y'all are blast andlove to keep Anny good mood mood Kimmy
and otis ninety four point nine.The ball