Speak Now or... Kidding

Today on the show, wild camp experiences and when did you see a wedding ruined?

Episode Transcript

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So I took a few days offI got to go with my wife to
this like secluded cabin. I putit up on my Instagram. It was
so nice. At otis underscore.I love the cabins of Blue Mountain too,
because it's like in your mind,you're like, oh, well,
kind of rustic cabin. You getthere and there's like a hot tub,
and you're like, oh, okay, it's a little more Glampinglazon, I
picked it. Yeah, I wanteda hot tub for sure, but yeah,
it was like kind of a luxurycabin, so it wasn't the old

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like rustic feel like you said.It even had like a smart device in
it for like the lights and thethings to work. Yeah. I annoyed
the crap at him. You sentthe most old man text ever. Yeah,
an old man ramp. But I'min the middle of the woods in
a cabin. The last thing Iwant to do is yell into the air
at some random device I don't knowwhere it's at, like hey Google or

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Alexa or Siri. Yeah, somebodysomebody turned on the lights. Nothing kills
the romance a secluded cabin and talkingto an AI robots about dimming the lights
come on. I'm trying to setthe moody air Alex out. You know
what I could do. I couldjust go flip the switch if I had
one. No, I personally lovedto tell my Alexa to change the temperature.
It's like one of my favorite thingsto do. If I could tell

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her, Alexa lights some candles themood Kimmy, you will live alone.
That sounds like a cry for help. No time tell you what it sounds
like. You may not. Youmay look at it as like your best
friend in your apartment when you livealone. It sounds like the saddest thing
ever. No, I'm just tellingher to change the temperature for me,

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for you. Hanging there, itwas a pretty awesome experience, though.
We did go kind of like walkingon trails and you know, exploring around
the woods there. And uh,I started to get like like kind of
a panic situation because it was literallyout in the middle of nowhere and we
didn't see anybody or anyone or anyanimal. And then we started to hear
like it was often of the woods, right, And I look at Britt,

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I'm like, you know, Ithink we should go back to the
Kevin. This how it ends Alexasthere, Chase, thanks for listening to
move Kimmy and Otis in the morning. I love your guys. Shower Stacy,
You're amazing. Thank you. Let'sgo ninety four point nine the ball
Well. In addition to it beingiHeartRadio Access date, it's also officially June

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you guys, and something cool it'sgonna be happening on the third at eleven
forty two pm. The Moon's gonnaappear at its brightest for the last time
this spring. It's known as theStrawberry Moon. Um, and it's gonna
be pretty cool. In fact,this year I've heard about more weird moons
than any other year. Right,there was the peach moon or the harvest
move, but there's been a bunchof weird ones, tons of moons that

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I didn't even know about. Somany moons, Otis, Yeah, I
was naked in the woods. There'sanother moon out there too, full mountains.
You can see that one from space. It was a different thing,
the moon. Who could look downand see how very weak? Oh my
gosh. Um. Also, NASAis working on a new method for researching
UFOs, and they want your smartphonedata. So the idea is to collect

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unclassified crowdsourced data as in your photos, your videos. They want to see
what kind of things you're seeing allof your experiences. Now, this is
where I'm concerned. It's kind oflike you give people a little bit of
freedom and then they go wild.Like the Georgia driver's license, they have
to tell people to wear clothing themSo, yeah, how do you know?

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You get some weird photos that aredefinitely not uf Some people's galleries are
a dumpster fire, never pressed back. That's a game you can play diffriends,
Which friends? Which friends in yourlife? If you show one picture
and you hit back to the photoalbum, which ones would you know you'd
be fine at? Which was like? Or how fast they get anxious when
you start clicking back, you know, go right, go right, don't

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go left, don't scroll scrolling.I was showing you one picture. I
find that most people that are reallyreally into UFOs, Yeah, like they
when you start talking to them,like you're like, yeah, that's why
you think you saw an alien?You're like, I was up three days,
man, and I was going Iwas walking through the woods and I
was tired, and I looked up. I saw this streak across the sky
ites like you are that is whatyou're losing your mind? Right? It
was really just Otis's butt, apparently, Kimmy and Otis, You're new cool

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morning show. Thank you for allyou doing the morning while I listen to
you guys every morning on my wayto world. Thank you guys so much.
I love YO point nine the ball. So I have this study that
found that women starts to feel invisibleonce they reach a certain age, which
is forty five. And by invisiblethey mean that they feel that they stopped
turning people's heads, that they walkinto a room, they don't get as
much unsolicited attention and from men.They start to feel that way at age

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forty seven. Complain about it forthe first forty seven, Yes, and
then after that like, yes,Otis, it's nobody. You know,
you don't know what you got tillit's gone. Right. I remember the
first time I felt not invisible butI felt uncool. Was I was walking
through like Times Square in New YorkCity and there's always like rappers. This

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happens in Atlanta too, and they'retrying to like they put their headphones on.
You're like, this is my demotape, trying to get you to
buy it, and I always fakephone calls and looks like I don't want
to buy this guy's album. AndI'm walking by them and the guys just
looked look me up and down,and we're like not worth it, Like
now worth Like I just aged outof the demo where they think they can
make the sale. Or like ifyou're at the mall and they're trying to
hand out samples and they don't eventry to go to you and they're going

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to everyone else, You're like busted, old person. I've had this feelings
recently. If I'm honest with you, I'm otis And it's like I don't
can't even remember the last time Iwas like hit on. Now I'm married.
I don't want it for any otherreason but just for self ego.
You know what I'm saying. I'mat a braves game and now I'm having
a guess, Like I think theseladies were like kind of flirting the other

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day that were like near my age, Like yeah, you think I'm guessing,
So I'm just you're hoping you probablyweren't at all. That's Where's where
I'm at in life. It's funny. It's funny when you have somebody like
it's the feeling of when someone wavesin your direction, you're like, oh,
oh hey, hey, and thenbehind them behind that. Okay,

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so you didn't you didn't know thatI was Otis from the Bull and the
End Game host of the Braves.You you just wanted your friend was gonna
get you out. I gotta followon Instagram, so that'll make you feel
seen. Summer camps are starting,Otis, you said that your son's off
to one next week Monday, heheads off to first camp ever, and

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he's got a little watch with himso he can contact with fine. Be
exciting. We got letters that areabout camp experiences, maybe not so much
fun from kids coming up here ina second four h four seven four one
ninety nine. If you have awild camp story, tell it to just
want to hear about it. Sothese letters are just like ones that parents
post from their kids. They're completelyout of context from camp. I don't

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want the contact, Dear mom anddad. I learned how to bow shoot
arrows. A bird flew by whilewe were shooting. It's pretty dead now
in the woods somewhere. I'm prettysure everyone started yelling and they wanted me
to go save it? Is thata good idea? You don't save it?
Also life? Also yeah, bythe time the letter gets there,

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is there still time? Hi?Mom and Dad, Donna, Karen,
Mike, Jamie, Kayla, Ashley, Kyle, Jenny, oh and Colin.
I tried to pass the highest swimmingtest day and flunked. Then I
tried the second highest and funk two. I'm gonna try the lowest. I
also have a bazillion mosquito bites.Where are their three year olds all around

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me? Too? I think that'sa great idea. If you feel like
you're not succeeding in something, justtry to be the absolute worst at it,
right just yeah, who cared?They'll get your Marrit Batch for belly
flop. Hey, Mom and Dad, this camp has been so much fun.
I did the biggest belly flop offthis blob thing and everybody cheered for
me. The bad part is thatI have no camera. Did you let
me bring my phone? So nowit's never gonna be on Instagram? Why

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did you do that? I don'tdo anything in life without clouds. I
could have been tee. I meanI could have been all over the Graham
doing my belly flop that everyone cheeredfor four h four seven one nine nine
hit usn iHeart talk back. Whatis literally the wildest camp story. I
was never much of a camp kid. The blob thing that you brought up,

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well, that ended up in anine one one call to my wife's
parents. No way camp really yeah, six fifty let's say your new bull
morning, joe y'all are a blackmood, Kimmy and otis ninety four point
nine the bull. We want tohear your wild camp stories right now?
Four or four seven four one hninety four nine kids had not off to
camp. Folks going camping with thefamily. I'm otis my son going next

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week? My wife super anxious becauseshe had a terrible camp experience. When
you talked about that blob earlier fromwhat the letters she u. One of
the biggest guys at the camp waslike, you get on that and I'll
get about gravity and physics. Ibet you can guess what happened. Well,
she shot off like nothing, man, she was just flying through the

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air, landed into the water right, except it was a there was an
underwater doc that like, I'm pilingit under Yeah, nobody could landed straight
onto shattered her tailball. It stillfix us to the set nine one one
was called. Her parents had tobe told, oh yeah, we were
rushing your daughter to the er.That was not a good campus. What
a bummer to have a lifetime injuryfrom the blob from the camp blob four

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h four seven four one ninety ninehit us with those wild camp stories.
Good morning, it's moved out offamily member, Chris Nally. How are
you You've got a camp story whereyour aunt almost drowned my aunt? Bam.
We were swimming in Lake out Tua. She was way out there because
seek her float without a float.You know, Jesus is like a bobber

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for real, it's just a buoyantgal. I don't know that anybody is
described as a bobber. Nobody wantsto play out there, and um,
she starts to like get pulled underand she's screaming in my uncle dell like
runs and jumps in the lake likepanic. We looked at her leg and

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it looked like up and wrapped aroundher leg and try to pull her down.
Oh no, whoa, I thoughtthat only happened in l near And
then an hour later on the otherside of the lake. We'd see these
guys with scuba diving stuff get out. What a terrible what a terrible prank
to play for your scuba diver,But also kind of hilarious. You're the

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download just grabbing by their feet.I mean, I know all of us
as ampground, we're laughing at ourDid you when you saw her bobbing up
and down? Did you try toreel her in? Wow? She was
too heavy? Really, you knowwhat I mean? To broke my pole?

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David and Duluth forgot to send hiskids to camp her us talking about
sorry man, good morning school.It out last week and my kids were
at home, and you know,I forgot to put them in any sort
of summer camp or a sort ofsummer activities for them this summer. Uh,
And I think it might be toolate. I've called a couple of
people. I'm looking at a wholesummer. I'm working at home with my

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kids around, trying to figure outhow to juggle things, and that it's
gonna be a rough one. Justwashed over you that you forgot to set
them up in anything this summer.Yeah, I just kind of dropped the
ball on it. And here itis. And she's running around in the
living room right now, one ofthem anyway, and uh yeah, it's
it's it's I if I can't findsomething, it's gonna be. It's gonna

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be definitely a tough summer, letme tell you. I mean, I
feel like at this point you justgotta kind of make up your own camp
in another room. Wait here,here you go. It's some paper and
some scissors, make something camp.It's Doug's art camp. We all know
the internet is this that's full ofpeople complaining about nothing. So Nu Kimmy

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and Otis bring you the best ofthe said tweets. On nine. People
are very very upset that Lake Lanier, that Margaritaville put a fence up to
keep people out of the water.A lot of people, a lot of
most of the complaints are my personalfreedoms and I want to swim. Of
course, we can't have nice thingsaround here. Well, we can't have
nice Marguerite Deville took matters into theirown hands. They don't want They for

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safety. They put a fence up, but it doesn't look like it's going.
Well. They're real safe now becauseno one's there. This one is
from Mike McCabe in Dallas. Nothinglike looking at relaxing and looking at a
fence in the lake from your beachchair. I've always wondered what it would
look like if they put a prisonon a lake and he got the view

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from through your cell The beauty ofthe nature of Shaw Shanksville a resort.
Yeah, I mean looking through barsis so fun, right, Yeah,
I wonder it keeps the people outof the water. Does it keep the
ghosts off the beach? Oh,we're gonna get to that one. Don't
believe there's some tweets about the ghostsof Lake Lan here Amy Kirby. What
a dumb decision. Now, Iwonder if they'll update their advertising. They
clarified that you can't actually swim atthe beach. Could you imagine driving all

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the way up there, excited forthe lake and seeing a Jurassic Park fence
around the beach. Prepare yourself forall the trending video of Karen's trying to
scale it. Matt at the staffof teenagers. So what if they electrified
it? How you think, like, ma'am, don't touch it. That's

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the solution. They just put avelociraptor behind it. I'm still going to
see that zap taser people who gotoo deep in the water. All right.
This last one is from Sean James. This one's from Gainesville. I
love that they think they can changethe safety of the lake at Lanier by
building a fence. Lake Lanier willfind a way. Have you not seen

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the movie Final Destination. You cannotstop the ghostly powers of Lake Lanier with
a fence. We may end upseeing the first ever lake tidal wave in
history. Oh my gosh. Imean, if you know the stories,
you know the lake is haunted.I don't know the last time ghosts respected
fences or walls, or anybody's everdrowned on a beach right down. Yeah,

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you can't fix stupid proven it wouldn'tKenny in Otis on ninety four point
nine. The ball stupid fuels usmakes us feel better about our own lives
and decision making, And every dayOtis finds us I can't fix stupid story.
We've all thought about it. Whenthat tow truck ramp is down and
it looks like you could just launchoff it like Fast and the Furious or
Grand Theft Auto, what would itbe like I've always fantasized about, like

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on a long road trip. Yousee like a tow truck that's kind of
down or like a car and drivingon it real fast and just like just
chilling, just letting them do allthe word yeah stop. It just kind
of cruising for the road trip.Too many movies rural South Georgia actually found
out what it's like to jump oneof them. Oh my god, because
she wasn't paying attention. She wasrubberneck and that's why she's going on they
can't fix stupid list, apparently lookingover at the accident that was on the

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other side of the Route thirty eighthighway like winner, Oh my gosh,
I wonder if those people are okay, oh wow? Flying off The tow
truck on her side, had itsbed all the way down, looked like
a giant ramp. She ramped thatthing, went over the top of the
truck, flipped three times, andthe police officer's body camras what is at

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otis underscore O show or at ninetyfour nine bull on Instagram to watch.
I don't know how to explain this, but she man, she just hit
the toe ramps, flipped through theair, shocking things as her Nissan Ultimate
launched and flipped several times. Shewasn't wearing a seatbelt, so they tied

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a ticketed her for that. Shesurvived three rolls, tapping another car and
landing back on her wheels. Uhpulling that dukes that has which stunt?
That's amazing. She's alive. Testimateto the safety of the Nissan Ultimate,
right, I mean, yeah,that's not a car that I'd initially be
like on my power list of likerankings for what I'd want to be in
when I jumped the toe ramp.Yeah, she's dealing with some pretty serious

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injuries. She's gonna be okay,and uh well, if she's gonna have
that video to live on for therest of her time, does it get
funny after a while? Tough self, So this is really easing. There
are two Georgia kids that are inthe finals for the scripts National Spelling Bee,
which are going to be tonight ateight. There were more than two

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hundred contestants and the two Georgians thatmade it is Si Laca Messati, who's
fourteen from I couldn't even spell thatgame, but I know right Collings Island
Middle School. He enjoys playing theflute, tennis, biking, and then
also the other one is Matthew Baberof thirteen and he goes to Rising Star

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Middle School in Fayetteville and he likesforeign languages and math. So that's amazing.
You know what it means. Itmeans that at eight thirty we get
to do a spelling bee. Grabsome of those words that these kids knock
out of the park that we willabsolutely struggle with, like the first round
words, oh yeah, like thelayouts for these kids. Anytime somebody says
something hard, just respond with canyou tell me these parts of origin?

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Can you use it in a sentence? I wish I would. The person
presenting the words was honest. Canyou use it as sentence? Absolutely?
Nah, man, I'm an idiot. Look I got it in front of
How's that going to help you?I also want to know where the judges
learn how to pronounce some of thesethings, like who do they ask Google?
Pronounce the headlines with Kimmy Crew everyday it's six ten at eight ten,

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Kimmy and otis thank you for everythingyou do in the morning to keep
a smile. Ninety four point ninethe ball. So we have two students
from Georgia in the script's National SpellingBee Finals. It's really cool. You
can pull up the words round byround and see what kids got asked and
what they spelled and how they spelledit. You can heckle the ones who
spelled thing on. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the first annual moot.

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Kimmy and otis Spelling Bee. Canwe spell the words that Georgia ten year
olds spelled? All right? Thisfirst one, Kimmy, This one's for
you. This one was given toMatthew baber Let's it's Pompeii. Can you
spell Pompeii p O M p EI. I nailed it. Yeah,

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I was spelling it right along.You had it, dude. Okay,
I don't want to talk over butI have to. It's a good point.
You're very you're very polite. Allright, here we go. This
one is for Otis This word shoebunkin. Oh, she gets Pompeii,
I gets shoe bunking. Shoe bunking. What's the origin of that word?

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The origin it's from the shoe regionof bunkin. I'll use it in the
sentence as well as well. Otisyou worries shoe bunking. Uh s h
you all right? B u nk I n boa major upset. I
don't even know what that is.You shoe bunked that word shoe? All

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right, let's give one when wefind a doozy for Kimmy because she is
a way better speller than the restof us. Uh, here we go.
Let's go with this one was spelledwrong by some dopey kid in Monterey
County. Here we go. Teneratimante tenera. I can't even say it.
Tenara tenera timante t e n athat wrong? And a y e

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r r ya ta tenara mente ohmente, I thought it was tenera timante.
I am dyslexics. I maybe shouldnot be reading. That doesn't count
as the Monterey County out of thefirst round on that one. It's wedding

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season, and I know that Atlanta. I guess getting more and more expensive.
Kimmy said, that's right. Yep. Prices are up seven point four
percent over the past couple of years. Twenty eight thousand dollars is the average
national average. Yep. WU.Let's just put this bride who got caught
cheating at her reception into the potentialof having spent that much money on the

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wedding, only to find out fromher groom in front of everybody that he's
got evidence she was cheating with thebest man. So there was a wedding,
bride and groom got married, lovelyceremony, reception at their food speeches
out of food, father bride doeshis thing. Groom stands up and says,
just before I look get started,I'm just there's some envelopes coming right

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now. If you could all openthem up, Yeah, those are pictures
of the bride the best man.So I'll be leaving now, dropped the
microphone and him and all is thefamily knew about it and left, She
said the family his family showed upjust to watch her have to spend all
that money. Embarrassed. I'm tornon this one because I do think that,
I mean, what a revenge,what a deep seated revenge plan.

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But also I wouldn't want to sitthrough the ceremony if I was the groom
and I knew I was leaving,I don't want to do it at the
rehearsal dinner on the front end ofit, like make sure all if it's
nonrefundable. But like the Thursday nightor Friday before the wedding dropped that bomb
at the rehearsal in or so,I don't have to sit through a ceremony.
I don't want to be a partof choked down the vows I mean
really depends how long the ceremony is. Like my sister didn't do anything like
crazy. It was probably like fifteenminutes or so. So if things were

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already paid for, like and shewasn't getting her money back anyway, and
you had those photos and you're betrayedby your fiance and your best friend,
yeah, I would sit through that. Are you kidding me? I absolutely
would. Get Ready is the mostvindictive. I would, absolutely because it's
so messed up. What a betrayal? Well, yeah, cheating and also
what if you were really excited aboutthe cake and the food, like you

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would want to stay and eat thatat least enjoy that part of it,
right, I think? So nowI don't have the attention span. Don't
have you ever been to one ofthese just mind blowing weddings where you cannot
believe what happened before your eyes?Four or four seven four one h ninety
four nine. Epic moment at awedding that just wow shook you meltdown your

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new show. Listen to you guysevery day going to work and the show
a great mood. Kenny in ODIsninety four point nine. The bull we're
talking about when weddings go sideways.Um, a groom found out that his
bride had been cheating with the bestman, decided to go through with the
whole ceremonies. She had to payfor everything, and then walked after they
disclosed it our you know, shedlight on them with all the pictures of

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it. They get pictures to everybride and the best man hooking up.
Yeah, i'm otis good morning Anthonyand Cartersville. Fight broke out at the
wedding you were at this weekend?Brother. Let me tell you man,
I had a crazy, crazy weekend. I mean I went to a wedding.
So you know when they tell thepastor or whoever he says, speak

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now forever hold a piece. Ohhe didn't. Yeah. I always feel
like that's a rhetorical question. Idon't even know what. I don't know.
You're asking what you're doing. Yeah, Well, like I said,
I didn't start it. But mybuddy was sitting next to me, used
to actually date date the girl,and we had a couple of shots before
and I think I kind of sighteda fight because next thing I know,

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I whispered in my buddy's ear,like say something, say something. He
said, he said something. Whenthey asked, he couldn't hold his peace.
And all I know is that itwas a fight in the wedding procession
and he was knee deep in themiddle. I think I started it.
Do you started? I think Istarted it well peer pressure. I didn't

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throw a punch, but I inciteyou ruined like the end of the wedding.
What do you mean you don't needto throw this is worded. I
just feel bad they don't have goodpictures from their wedding. We were talking
about weddings, crazy things you sawat weddings. This is from the iHeart

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Radio app to talk back there.It's Cassie in Duluth. It's about her
own wedding. I heard you guystalking this morning about the craziest thing that's
happened at a wedding. And Imy brother, my thirty year old brother,
was my flower man, so helike wore a sandy pack and did
the whole dancing down the aisle thingto the song I'm Cute Sexy. I

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unfortunately didn't get to watch it,obviously, because I was outside waiting to
do my entrance. From what Iheard, it was hysterical, So I
just thought that that was really funny. You guys were talking about crazy things
at weddings. Cassie's got to havea good sense of humor, though,
because there's not. Some brides ifyou did something like that, like the
brother as a joke and just stoleall the attention from her walking down the

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aisle, they wouldn't go over well. No, if I was the flower
man though in my head, Ijust imagine him wearing like white overalls and
like orange shirt. Little Mario fire. I was a bridesman one time for
my friend's wedding in California, andno one really prepared anyone for two dudes
walking down the aisle and people startedlaughing at us, Philly. They thought
they thought we went rogue. Andthen I was standing on her side,

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just wearing a tie that matched herdress. Oh well, I mean that's
cute. Moods Jimmy and Otis,you guys are so funny, you make
the morning ride so much better.Georgia's number one for new country. I'm
ninety four point nine the ball