Stubbornly Committed to Cargo Shorts

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Ninety four point nine in the ballThanks for spending your Thursday morning with us.
It's moot, Kimmy and Otis.I'm Brian Moot. We got a
massive show going down in May MercedesBensadium, Kenny Chesney, Zach Brown Band,
Megan Maroney. You're playing pill inthe Florida Man headlines. Otis?
Who do we got one of ourKimmy Otis family members. We love Sonny
Ray. Hey, and it's beenthirty days, just have one. I

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want to make sure y'all know thatshe's got an advent calendar counting down.
I think it was October thirtieth.Sonny Ray, You're definitely somebody who uh
hosts Thanksgiving? Right? I do? Actually yes, every Thanksgiving a host.
You got good host energy because everyonefeels like you can't be kind of
a negative Nelly in host Thanksgiving.All right, let's play finish the Florida

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Man headline and get you a chanceat Kenny Chesney tickets along with Zach Brown
Banditt More next to May. Okay, all right, I got this one.
All right. Just based on themultiple choice, you decide how the
headline ends. Florida Man goes viralfor his reaction to this. Here's his
reaction. Was it a an iguanasneaking up to him on a pool,

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be a gender reveal explosion or Eminem'sfor the first time. I don't feel
like an iguana sneaking up on apool would be a big deal in Florida,
but I will go with Eminem forthe first time. No, there's
an iguana right behind that was withyou, Sunny Ray. I feel like

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an iguana in Florida. It's like, okay, there's gators too, when
you don't expect that's yeah, exactlyall right. Next, one Florida man
arrested for stealing one point six milliondollars in this actually a group of Florida
man. Was it a liquor,the cell phones or c gas? Okay,
a liquor. Yes, it musthave been top shelf in so imagine

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how many bottles that pop off plasticjug vodka you'd have to steal for one.
I was trying to figure out howyou pull this off. Apparently they
raided a warehouse with two semi trucksand Kia stingers just a funny part.
That's funny. They loaded them up, took them off to a warehouse,
police were able to track them downbased on the locations of the semi trucks
and the rest of the group ofpeople. They probably also would be able

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to catch them when they were sellinglike bottles of Don Julio for fifteen dollars,
like on the boardwalk of a beach. Nice job. So they got
one of them. So we're gonnaget Yourkenny Chesney tickets. Good job,
awesome, Thank you. Next,when you're gonna lay rubber, when you're
gonna spin the tires to throw thesmoke, doing it in front of the
police station, a terrible idea.That's next. Thing. Can't fix stupid.

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Thanks for listening to move Kimmy andOtis in the morning. We appreciate
you guys. You listened every singlemorning and you make us feel like Bailey.
Let's go. It's ninety four pointnine the ball. Yeah, you
can't fix stupid. Proven it withmood. Kimmyan Otis on ninety four point
nine the ball. Stupid is veryentertaining. We bring the best stupid stories
that we could find people doing dumbthings. Otis, So do you got

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if you're gonna lay a drag stripin your black charger to be cool,
spin the tires and throw the smoke. Maybe not in front of the Sandy
Springs Police Department. It's probably theworst place to go ahead and do that.
Yeah, not only do they havesurveillance because it's a police station,
but you're gonna get arrested. Well, there's police there at all times,
right And I can tell you I'vebeen through the Sandy Springs Police Department from

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thanks to a speeding ticket. Theyare not kind over there. They they
take it serious, you know whatI mean. Well, they're gonna make
and you pay that ticket if you'regonna do it on their home court,
right Like, that's you're gonna takethat a little more seriously. A black
charger was seen on video lay indrag, defined by Georgia law as operating
a vehicle in such a manner tocreate a danger to person's or property by

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intentionally and none unnecessarily causing a vehicleto move in a zigzag, were circular
course, or to gyrate or spinaround. I love that defin gyrate.
If you just go out there gyratedin front of the camera by yourself,
you know they're spinning. We're justdoing some dances out here for TikTok.
Gyrayton, the Black Dots charger,wasn't caught in the moment, but later

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on was pulled over and arrested,not only for doing the donuts and laying
the drag, but also because wellhe had a suspended license. Surprise,
surprise. The person doing a dumbthing had already done a lot of other
dumb things previously. But don't theyknow, like they're just gonna stack those
all on top of each other.Of course, I don't think you care
if you're driving on a suspended license. I'm not sure that you really care.

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They also cided in for a bunchof other things, because once they
got you locked in and they knowyou're you did that right in front of
the police department, they're gonna playit all on. No seat belt stop
signed violation. It's no tire treadbecause you just burn it all out.
No seat belts is the funny one, just piling on the weirdness. You
didn't use a turn, sick leader, You were doing donuts to the left
hand, and you weren't using yourleft turn, so that's also a ticket.

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And you weren't safe while you weredoing this really unsafe thing. If
you're gonna burn it out, SandySprings Police. They ain't. It ain't
the ones they are not playing overthere. I can tell you that that
is definitely a can't fix form hismood. Kimy and otis We got Ashle
McBride tickets coming up for you justafter the eight ten headlines with Kimmy Kruba.
I'll tell you what word Craft istrying to take back from talking out

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like the craft like macaroni coump Yes, yes, Craft, yes macaroni.
But first, Jimmy Kimmel has beennamed host of the twenty twenty four Oscars,
which will air on March tenth.It's going to be his fourth time
headlining the ceremony. He's not myfavorite. I'm gonna be honest, it's
not my favorite. I feel KevinHart should get another crack at it.
Yes. Also, the crew's robotaxisare expected to hit Atlanta streets in a

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matter of months. These are theautonomous vehicles. Now. They were testing
them out in Austin first, andthey now after an investigation, are having
people supervise the rides again. Butapparently they're gonna be coming here. Are
these things just gonna be taxis thatjust take you around downtown Atlanta like a
trolley ish type thing. So it'sgonna be the same as like Uber or

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lift you like it's a robot incontrol of your life. It's just there's
nobody sitting in the one less personthat will die in the accident that will
inevitably happen between two eighty five andfour hundred. There's no way an autonomous
driving car can navigate that intersection orthat junction that changes every two days because
of construction. I do not disagreewith you, Brian Moode. Also,
you can now earn a master's degreein brewing beer at Auburn University. Our

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very own andre Ward went to Auburn. That's while I'm out. It's the
first of its kind in the US, and it's expanded to include the possibility
of earning even an advanced degree inbrewing. College is just a money grab.
They see everyone getting into micro brewsnow ordering online, and they're just
gonna try to get more to ashow. This seems cool, Okay.

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So this is the word that Craftis trying to take back, called trigger
warning. It is a trigger warningmoist. They are trying to take I'm
gonna try to say it as littleas possible. They're trying to take the
word moist back because the word ofthe Year generally comes out at the end
of the year. They're saying thateverybody has been slandering the name and they

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would like to take you back.Specifically, there is one, uh,
you know, with everything that happenedwith Matthew Perry, there is one coffee
house. It's going to be servingsandwiches from the show, including the Rosses
Moistmaker sandwich, which is part ofthe Thanksgiving episode. You'd say the best

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part is designated Operation Operation. Itis designated Operation I was sure that's enough
time, that's enough time to sayfunny. Well, they they said that
it's universally hated and they don't wantthe slander to go on. I feel
like Operation Moist is going to havea bunch of like guys that look like
Navy seals, but they're just gonnabe dressed in yellow like a Macari,
like Macaroney the headlines with Kimmy Kruberevery day at six ten and eight ten.

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All right, Ashley McBride tickets,Let's play the eight second bull Ride
four four seven for one ninety fourhours move Kimmy and Otis questions and things
we relate to your new bull morningshow. I'm having a great time to
listen to y'all's ninety four point nineThe Bull Hold on. Here's the eight
second Bull Ride with Mood Kimmy andOtis on ninety four point nine The Ball,

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a show you do not want tomiss that is gonna be Aston McBride
at the Tabernacle. That venue isincredible. Just now it's getting buy these
tickets, but you can win themat eight ten with us this week.
Otis who's playing the bull Ride?Felicia coving Ten. Let's play a little
game with you. How are youthis morning? I'm good. How are
y'all doing? Drink great? Wehad the coffee. It's running through my
veins right now like a jet fuel. So right, same here, Let's

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play the eight second bull Ride.So we're gonna put eight seconds on the
clock. We're gonna give you acategory. You got to name four things
as fast as you can inside saidcategory to beat out the clock. Okay,
all right, Well we just saidone of the most annoying words for
a lot of people. Because Kraftis uh taking back the word moist yep
for their mac and cheese and theirmale specifically because turkey sandwiches. The category

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today Felicia is for words that youhate when people say, for words that
you just can't stand all right,clock is set, go pervert. Oh
can I say these words like?I don't keep them? Oh? There

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is definitely one of mine and Ican't say that word. I feel like
I can't say that word free.Word is friendly. That's why you don't
like them. Yeah, what we'lltake it. You got yourself, take
it. We're gonna get you.Ashley McBride February twenty second. She's coming
to play the Tabernacle for her tourfor twenty twenty four. Oh. Also,

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I like where your mind is oticelots of work. Thank y'all very
very much. You're welcome. Thanksfor being a part of the show.
Ninety four point nine in the Bowlnine oh five Here on Moot Kimmy Otis.
We got your first cash keyword oftoday, only two days left to
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co Wetzel. He's gonna be outrock the country in May. We're gonna
have tickets for that eventually. Butyou can get more infot ninety foe on
the bull dot com. We're gonnalose Cammy. It feels so zen right
now, it really does. Ican fall asleep. The best way to
read Deep thoughts from the Twitter mindof co Wetzel. It's gonna do downward
dog right this breathing here's the firstone. I can't believe they led us

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into Canada. Let's party. Imean that's fair. I'd be shocked they
let us in anywhere. I justate an edible and then I blew on
my ice cream like it was hot. That's hilarious. Have I been there?
Possibly? Baby? I broke waytoo many TVs last night. That's

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a good night TV. Though?Was it a football game? What were
we doing? D questions from countrymusic's co wet Soul. I don't think
I've had a bagel in my entirelife. That's just sad. You're not
living. You're not living doing thebull dance, feeling the flow, working

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it. What's the bull dance?Right? I don't know. Maybe something
like this we're gonna have to We'regonna need a video company. Maybe you
do like a last so above yourhead. Maybe you got a couple more
of these left. If you don'tfollow co Whatt's on Twitter, you really
need to, because here's one thatsums up him on social media. Drunk
tweeting should be an Olympic sport.That sounds like something you wrote, right,

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you know what. Social media canbe a fun ride. Sometimes if
it ain't broke well, then youaren't trying hard enough. And the last
one from Parker McCollum about co CoWetzel taste me at the Houston Rodeo,
I was not a fan. That'sall you need. I hopefully do undo
that. At Rockthecountry go to rockocuntrydot com. All the infos up there,

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Kid Rock, Jason Aldan and Moorewith ninety four point now the Bowl,
iHeartRadio exclusive ninety four point nine theBall. Thanks for hanging out with
us on your Thursday morning. It'sMoot, Kimmy and Otis. I'm Brian
Moot. We got a question foryou this morning. What what do you
wear? Fashion clothing that you don'tcare? You do not care what anyone
says about it, it's your opinion. You're gonna wear because you're either comfortable,

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maybe it's something you think is goodluck. Maybe it's just your routine.
What is that thing? Four ofour seven four one ninety four nine.
I'm concerned about this. My dadhas this really ugly turquoise white and
black striped shirt that he loves towear, and he loves to wear shorts
all the time, to the pointwhere work has had to tell him,
you cannot wear shorts when you gointo the factory, like you need to

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be wearing pants, protective pants.Yes, so, but I'm worried because
he's coming for things. He's wearingthat stuff. People, You're walking around
my building like that. That's embarrassingto me. Give me if it feelso
in let him live. No,It's funny when people from cold weather places
come to somewhere that isn't this cold, because they were like, oh my
god, this is so glorious andwonderful. When I lived in California and
my dad came down wearing a Hawaiianshirt and tiny cargo shorts that were like

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really high up his legs, andit was like it was like fifty five
degrees. Goose was like summertime.The reason we brought this topic up is
because Patrick Mahomes quarterback for the KansasCity Chiefs. Yeah, there's other players
other than Travis Kelsey. What hewears the same underwear every game? Well,
first, my wife Britney got himfor me, so I had to.
I'm not throwing y'all down, butI have to wear them, you
know. But at the same timeI threw him on that first season,

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we had a pretty good season thatseason. I only wear him for game
day though, so I can't getThey're not too worn down, They're not
all like people are nasty. Iclean and wash them. I do.
I washed them. I washed themevery once in a while. I mean,
if if we're on a hot streak, I can't wash them, you
know, Like I got to justkeep him, keep it rolling. Do
you think Patrick Mahomes cares about yourjudgment on his fashion choices on his undergarments.

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Absolutely cannot imagine how my that smells. He says he only washes them
if they lose four O four sevenone ninety four nine. We want to
hear yours your wardrobe, Like,I'm just I don't care what you think
I'm doing it. Plus we've gota bunch on Facebook. We're gonn talk
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and face on ninety four point nineMood kimmyan otis ninety four point nine the

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I'm Brian moot what fashion or whatstyle? What closed? You just refuse
to give up. Doesn't matter whatfashion says, You're going to be committed
to it. Four oh four sevenninety four nine or hit us not that
iHeart talkback. This from Tabitha Blackwoodin Sonoya. Tie die shirts and sandals.

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Don't care the temperature, don't carethe time of year. I die.
That's good seans though, going toWoodstock. You gotta do a lot
of shopping at Panama City for thatmuch. Tie die. Uh. Karina
Lamb in Duluth. Sweatpants since thepandemic. I don't care where them every
day, where everywhere sweatpants are.There's a lot of people's fashion trend these
days. Remind the minute I gothome yesterday, jeans off, sweatpants on

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from the iHeart. Talk back Johnin Dallas. He's glad cargo shorts are
back. Good morning, you knowthat cargo It's good to hear they're coming
back in soccers. Oh lord,I've been wearing them suckers for years.
You got your phones and one Igot two poles. You got two poles
in one bike. You got nobolting other pocket. You got your snow
from other pocket. You got yourtoo little stuff in that other pocket because

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you're working. I'm calling like apocket tick. If I got him in
a pocket, no problem. Hecan like a purse for a woman.
What made got only be carrying nopursure the burses or one strap bank now,
but if you got on cargo shorts, lord, you can carry it.
Put a good in the pocket itdon't fight her. You got all
sorts of got everything mats like apurse for a woman, No mate.

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Bran Moon is one hundred percent wearcargo pants all right now? Why wouldn't
I? Yeah, but do youhave anything in your pocket? I took
it. Been rocking them for adecade. Finally feel fashionable again. Car
We got a keyword coming up foryou moments. Get yourself a thousand bucks.
It is the last week, twodays left to grab that bulldog cash.
Make you get all those keywords.It's moot, Kimmy and Otis,

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thanks for hanging out with us.I'm Brian, moot. What fashion are
you stubbornly committed to? Or youknow what, maybe someone in your life
is stubbornly committed to it and youjust want to make fun of them,
like, uh, birkenstocks, sandalsand socks. Oh my dad, stop
that four O four seven one nine. I'm otis. I've committed to the
coach chic look. So I justlook like I could break out a basketball

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game coach or football coach at anytime. Otis, you do look like
you have a whistle and a clipboardwith you. But Charles and Roswell,
there's a fashion that you just can'tstand that people commit to men wearing suit
pants that are way too short andcombining it with no socks. Ale,
Yeah, that's weird. That's justweird. Looking cool guy wall Street?
Look right now is what I'm seeinglike that? I can't it just looks

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I'm Otis. I'm with you.On that I can't pull it off.
But if you go to a wedding, I guess that has pouring down rain,
it might come in handy. No, yeah, you don't want the
mud all over your sock. Ilove it when I see that. I
saw guy at the golf course doingthat look, and I was like,
that guy is gonna burn the holyhell out of his ankles, because nobody
sun blocks their ankles. Riba,that's fancy here on George's number one for

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New Dutches ninety four point nine.Well, I love that song. How
many times I hear it? Man, that song fires me up. I
feel like me yeah in my heart, fancy in my heart. He's fun
as the voice judge as well,because she's like kind of old school.
Yeah, you gotta love her forthat. It's Kimmi Otis, thanks for
hanging out with us this morning.That keyword was win. Go ahead and
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Two more days left. You gotshots to grab that money. We've been
talking about the fashion choices that maybeyou're committed to you don't care if they're
in style or not, you justlove it or someone else in your life.
This one from the iHeart Talk Back. This is great. I don't
relate to this one, but it'sabout capri pants. Can you so,
I'm sure you do. It's fromCindy in Griffin make one size fits all

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as far as the length of caprizgo. Because I am four foot nine
and I buy capris and it justlooks like I'm flooding. It's so annoying.
There should be capris four, petite, regular and long, just like
there are genes. So I haveto get mine and cut them and rehim
them just so that's their actual caprices. And all we need is like two

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inches of our ankles show, andso then we look super short. Yeah
no, because I'm five threes.So lots of times it doesn't Capris are
are They're the ones that go likemid length down your legs, so they're
a little bit on ankles. You'resupposed to see your ankles, but it's
supposed to be kind of like halfwaythrough your calf, And a lot of
times when you're short, then youonly have a couple of inches, so

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it almost looks like you're wearing pantsthat are like sirrup pants too. Yeah,
your sock it's so awkward. SoI feel that all right, and
you've got your back. Make multiplesizes of Capri's pants bags. It's twenty
twenty three, your New Bull MorningShow. Thanks for ninety four point nine

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the ball. Thanks for being herewith us on your Thursday, one week
until Thanksgiving. That right, Yep, the countdown is on. It's moot,
Kimmy and Otis. If you missedany of the show, grab that
free iHeartRadio app. You get ourpodcast there on demand. Kimmy's got the
whole family flying in from Dallas,Texas and Chicago, Illinois. Yep.
Posting in a one bedroom apartment thatcan't go wrong. I feel like maybe

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that wasn't a thought all the waythrough. When you're gonna have five adults
and a couple of dogs, areyou trying to get more Cramperry? No,
can you hand me the remote.We don't have room. We don't
have room for a twelve pound turkey. We only have room in here for
an eight Early early in the show, you threw out the question to Otis
and I and we were absolutely nohelp about when you should buy your turkey.

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Should you get it now to letit? Thought? How do you
thought? I said, now,I think that's help. Well, go
get it. I told you yougot to put your turkey in like the
little turkey Jacuzzi baths. I thinkyou're late. You're late, gear honestly,
Shane on our talk Back three iHeartRadioapp that little microphone had this suggestion
on cooking your turkey. Hey,Cammy, I cook a turkey dinner every
year, and I wake up atsix am, melt about a cup of

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butter and brush it onto the turkeyand cover the turkey for the first three
and a half four hours, andthen I uncover it for another hour and
a half. You have a bunchof spices on there. I get real
tasty. I like his measurement system. About a cup of butter, that's
how I do it. About apinch or two of that, and about
a cup of bet of mo beta, about a spoonful of that. It's

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so hard to follow those recipes.Jennifer had this, Hey, Kimmy,
this is Jennifer for Macworth. Youcan go ahead and buy your turkey and
put it in the fridge to startthem following, because they come frozen.
It's my suggestion. We've already gotours in the refrigerator. Thanks. Yeah,
you gotta get Yeah. But Ithink this is the absolute best suggestion

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of mom Maurice. Just go toHoney Baked Hams and get one of your
no cooking It works great. That'scheating. I will not cheat. No,
I'm gonna get a Rochassery chicken.I don't think anyone know the difference
around my house. That's Brian.I didn't want it. We only have
three of us. It's your son'sfirst Thanksgiving. It doesn't matter if he's
eating and or doesn't. We're goingto find out what he's eating next week.

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We're new baby Thanksgiving here in thestudio, gerber mashed up everything.
Thank you so much. You wantto make my day every morning. N