Ted Bundt Stole her Roommate's Wallet in the 70s

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To know the show with most likelytoo, Moot, Kimmy and Otis.
Got a massive bulls show coming upnext year, Mercedes Benz Stadium, Kenny
Chesney, that dude does nothing butfun, Zach Brown Band, and Megan
Moroney. We're playing Who's most likelytoo? Otis? Who do we got?
Good morning, Joe and Locus Grove. Have you ready to play a
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All right, Joe, you're gonnaplay most likely too with us? All
right? All right, We're gonnagive you scenarios and you got to decide
who on the show most likely todo each thing? And Joe, I
want you to chime in too,when you're probably the most likely, that's
you as well. All right,all right, Thanksgiving coming up. So
it's all to do with that.Who in the studio most likely to go

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after the pie first before the turkey? Is it moot Kimmy or Otis Moot?
Nope? I wake up eating piemoots on a Moot's on a healthy
trip. Right Well, I'm astuffing guy, man like nothing Trump stuffing
on Thanksgiving? You can get yourpies right out of here, Stephanie's not
ready though when I wake up,So to start with something, Kimmy the
pie person, all right? Nextup, Who in the studio most likely

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to be the first one in linethat grabs seconds? Is it moot Kimmy
or Otis. I'll give you thatone because I absolutely I'm the first in
line. And then I'm also backlike I'm not waiting if the table the
buffet tables open, I'm the firstone up there. You gotta take specialty
trips too, like I just wanta plate of ham and gravy right now,
that's it, all right? Whoin the studio most likely to light

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the fire for the family drama,push all the buttons and then just wait
for the entertainment. Is it mootKimmy or me? Otis? Set right?
Uh huh? I kicked the caninto the room. I like the
fire, kick the can and justwatch it burn. Otis isn't even going
to his family Thanksgiving, but he'sprobably gonna text someone just to fire it
up there. Anyway. That's agreat idea. Long distance shots. All

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right, man, you got twoout of it. We're gonna send you
to Kenny check. That's me nextyear along as Zach Brown Band, Maga
Maroney is going to be there.What a wild show you're in. Your
wife's gonna be happy. I cannotbelieve that. Good grad Stude, thank
you for thank you for listening toMoo, Kimmy o Otis this morning.
All right, thank you, You'rewelcome. Coming up next, Can't Fix
Stupid. It's seven fifty five whenyou take an Uber ride and then steal

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their car, but you used yourown account. That's coming we Can't Fix
Stupid plus Mitchell Tenpenny, Morgan Wallen, It's all next, mout kimmyan Otis,
questions and things we relate to yournew Bull Morning show. I'm having
a great time to listen to y'all'sninety four point nine The Bull. You
Can't Fix Stupid, proven it withmood Kimmy and Otis on ninety four point

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nine The Bull. Stupid is astupid does in the words of the famous
philosopher forrestgop And every time we highlighteda couple of times for you, Otis,
who do we got when you're takingyour lift or Uber you're using your
own account typically, so they've gotall your information, all of that,
your payment address, stealing their cars. Probably not the greatest plan on the

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planet, but nineteen year old JeremiahCharles thought it was. He had a
lift pull up at a community centerin North Miami. It picked him up
and as she drove down the road, he grabbed her from behind and basically
made her stop the car and getout and stole her car and took off
in it. Well, she waseasy to identify to police him. He

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was easy to identify the police asshe gave all his information that she had
on the Uber app. Also,if she doesn't close out the ride,
they just follow it. Yeah,It's like, oh, yeah, it's
actually right there. I got theexact address that the car is at right
now. He did dress in allblack though, just to really just fit
the part, I guess. Thankfully, the driver wasn't hurt in any way,

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but police did locate him at hishome and they found her car he
drove home. Yeah, a blockaway car. He stashed it a block
away like a genius. Wow.She was able to identify him in a
lineup as they brought her into thepolice department and says, yep, that's
the guy right there, and well, all the evidence is planted, right
there in front of them. It'sgonna be a pretty easy conviction there.

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I mean all they had to dofor the lineup was they have everyone there
to hold their phones up. Butshe's like, let me just go ahead
and call back, like on theuber app, we can reak and then
which one rings, or they canjust look at the picture on the app
like that? Did that looks exactlylike the guy? At what point do
you think the guy realized this wasa bad idea? I don't. Do
you think he didn't until they shutup? Do you think it wasn't a
moment where he's like, wait aminute, no, I'm an idiot.

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No, I think he still thinks. He's like, I don't know how
they caught me. It's so weird. Twenty minutes later where they show up
on his ring door cam, like, man, that was quick. Wow,
how'd you guys say? You reallycan't fix stupid on? That guy
needs a whole new career because criminalactivity not for you. There's got plenty
of time to think about it.I guess ninety four point nine the bull
I'm Brian Moo. We got ticketsfor you to see ash mc bride at
the Tabernacle in February, coming upright after the headlines with Kimi Karuba.

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Well, I will tell you howthis debate between the green and Blue bubbles
is continuing in just a minute.But first Cruiser responding in northwest Atlanta at
Chattahoochee Avenue and to Foor's out Newto a train derailment and a fire.
No word on why it derailed,but yep, that must be doing a
pretty good job, given we alldrove exactly over that intersection this morning and

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did not notice just happened within thepast twenty minutes or so. Also over
the weekend, there's gonna be brandnew movies coming out, including the prequel
to Hunger Games. It's called HungerGames The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
There was a book that came outto go along with it, but this
is set sixty four years prior toCatnus Everdeen and everything else, and otis

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for you and the kids. Ifyour kids like the Trolls movie, there's
a new one out as well.Trolls Band together with Anna Kendrick justin Timberlake.
Give me a cabeo. They're allout there. Kids love it.
That's that's gonna be a huge movie. So this year obviously gonna be kind
of expensive when you're going to buygroceries for Thanksgiving. They have done a
cost breakdown for you. So ameal for ten is gonna cost sixty one

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dollars and seventeen cents, so aboutsix dollars per guest, which doesn't seem
so bad if it's like a smallgathering, but you multiply that bigger family,
your family, it's not great.Your shot out a hundred bucks.
Parents, they are Yeah, I'mhosting, but they're paying for sure.

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Okay, So you might have seenon your timeline that oh, like the
green and blue bubbles are going away. They're finally going to be one.
That's not exactly the case. Applelikes that there's a difference between the green
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to be giving new features like youwill be able to see when your Android

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friends like otis is ruining our groupchat. We'll be able to see when
you're typing and all the other kindof stuff like that, But the colors
will remain. Notice the problem hereis Apple look just fine to me.
Country. We don't need any moredivide, you need to come together.
Here's all I want. I don'tcare about the green and blue. I
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all I want to do. Ifyou're a Apple, everyone in Apple,
you can leave. It'll say Brianleft the group. I'll leave it.
I don't want to be part ofthe same minute. But if you're in
it, we can't leave. Doesn'tsay that. It says it's going to
give you higher quality videos and pictures, but it doesn't mention if you can
leave a group chat. I lovethat you are my group chat hostages.
We are we are really are brutalheadline to Kimmy Krupa every day at six

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Otis who do we got? Goodmorning to our favorite lunch to ladies
in our stell O. It's Vickyand Shelby. Oh we knew it all
right, Shelby. We're gonna playthe eight second bull Ride. We're gonna

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put eight seconds on the clock.Keep your category, get named four things
as fast as you can. Okay, o, lord, you can do
it. This one's in your wheelhouseas a lunch lady. Okay, this
one's it. Four country artists thatyou want at your Thanksgiving table, four
country units you want at the table. Here we go, christ Bride,

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he would be hilarious. Here's thequestion is strategically, do you want people
who eat more or eat less?More? No more because they're drinking more
too. Oh wants less so he'sgot more? Yeah, exactly. I
don't want anybody eating up all thatpunkin pie. You know what I mean?
That's mine. Oh yeah, everyonewho's on a diet, come on

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over. There's more. Nice jobyou're going to Ashles McBride February twenty second,
playing Tabernacle with her big tour nextyear. Oh yeah, congratulations,
she both, that's gonna be fun. Okay, ninety four point nine in
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five, did your last day tograb a thousand bucks? And who couldn't
use that money heading into the holidays? It's moot Kimmy and Otis. I'm
Brian moot Uh. I don't know. Maybe the elf shows up at my
house this year for the first time. I have a ten month old.
Is that how that works? Isthat he just pops up, shows up?
Yeah, he shows up whenever hedecides. And a lot of people
are putting up Christmas decorations and thingsthis week, getting ready for the holiday

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of Thanksgiving to have the tree upwhen the family comes over. Imagine if
your elf showed up in the Christmasdecoration box and you weren't prepared. That's
what happened to one family that's goingviral on TikTok. Their elf is already
there a couple weeks early. Yeah, all, don't touch them. Seriously,

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they're not supposed to come back toDecember a long She said, you're
gonna have a long shot with sanilator. Yeah, yeah, sure, that's
the thing, right, Yeah,the l's they just cause havoc. They
kind of go around. They reportback to Santa. This little guy he
looked like Ralphie from Christmas Story.He's digging through the box. They're putting
decorations on the tree and there's nomy god, they're back. They showed

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up a couple of weeks early.Now the chaos ensues, and you know,
parents, you get that little bitof a here we go. My
house is gonna be chaos for thenext month or so. If you got
Thanksgiving family coming into town and youcan't touch them. Every morning you wake
up, you see what kind ofchaos they've caused. And I love to
hit dad, no, no,but they don't come back till December.

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Well, Dad, they're right here. So I don't know what you think
is going to have to deal withthe toilet paper, streamers and all kinds
of chaos. W All, yourfamily is in town. Two fights.
You wake up to that, man, I wow, long talk with Santa.
Let's pray for that family. I'motis. I've got three kids,
and we've got to know. Myanxiety just kicked up that he may show

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up early. This is that whatSanta's doing. Maybe ninety four point nine
the Bullets Moot Kimmy Otis, thanksfor hanging out with us on your Friday
morning. I'm Brian Moot. OnFriday, we love to celebrate good old
fashioned country storytelling. It's called theHold My Beer Hall of Fame. Hit
us with whatever story you got onethat makes you laugh your favorite to tell?
Four four seven nine, especially ifit's a good holiday story. We

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got this call earlier from Kyle andHampton about one of the most epic moments
of him breaking a friend over Thanksgiving. Well, okay, so I guess
what do you not do is bringrelatives that are no longer with us to
the party. But wait, someonebrought an urn. That sounds like a
story. Yeah, this is agreat story. Actually, my best friend

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knows. He's been my best friendfor like twenty five plus years and he's
been with me when all of myrelative has passed away. One year for
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who, Hey, who are yougonna bring your family to Thanksgiving?
You know, like Thanksgiving dinner showsup? Guess what I bring? No?
I bring four Earns. What youhave my whole family, Kimmy.

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Sometimes we ask questions we don't actuallywant to know my whole family, Kimmy.
I'm talking tenfold. I put placementsout, I rolled them in,
and my best friend's like, whatside. I was like, you asked
if I was gonna bring my family? They are, hey, wow,
my want some gravy? Can youpass out over here? I pull off,
put dinner, put place, putsilverware, napkins, got him a

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glass for champagne. Everything. Yousound like a good time man. Yeah,
dude, he was like, areyou serious. It's like, dude,
you're the one who said my family. Yeah, that could have gone
sideways pretty fast with drinking and foururns and a bunch of boot right.
Yeah. So yeah, that's Ididn't really have. That's the only kind
of holiday story that I have.You know, that's a good plan this

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year. I'm gonna bring a coupleEarns. Please don't. My family's not
dead, but they're dead to me. The whole my Beer Hall of Fame,
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So I went to Florida State Universityback in the seventies and I was in
a club across from my dorm andTed Bundy stole my roommate's wallet, no
way, and he used her creditcard to buy gas, put gas in
his stolen VW and went to LakeCity, and thank god he didn't do

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anything. Yeah, I know,it was it was crazy. They woke
us up in the middle of thenight and they had all the fraternity brothers
come over and sleep on mattresses inthe dorms. So you weren't actually in
that sorority where things happened. No, I wasn't in arity. I lived
in the dorms right across the rightacross. So where did he get Where
did he get her wallet from herpurse, which I guess was under the

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table he was. I didn't knowhim. He was just in the club
because he stole it from from her. Wow. Wow, we're that close
to one of the most prolific serialkillers. Yeah, we had all kinds
of burned Bundy parties and it waskind of a crazy time at Florida State
University. I can only imagine becausethat, I mean this, that era

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with him on the loose was crazynationwide because it's just it's just insanity.
Well you think about it. Wedidn't have cell phones, and we had
like a phone on the dorm wall, so I couldn't get a hold of
my parents. I couldn't get aline out for three days. Terrifying for
him. I'm sure that is awhole my bigger story if I've ever heard
one. Wow, I think Iwin. I think I went. Yeah,

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you won in a lot of ways. You won avoiding Bundy, and
you won this storytelling today. Unreal. Thank you, that's true. Thank
you for being a part of theshow. Holy cow, hold my beer.
Hall of Fame. I mean,May have to retire it after that.
No, no, you can topit. Four oh four seven ninety
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hanging out with us in your Fridaymorning. It's moot Kimmy and Otis,
I'm Brian Moot moments from now nineten, we got more good news for
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hold my beer Hall of Fame,Otis, I guess you had to earlier
this week have your neighbor hold youheld his beer while he fixed your car.

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Right, it was like a holdmy beer's stupidity moment when I cannot
figure out why the light break lightswere opposite on each side of my car,
and it's because of my stupidity andflipping the bulbs the wrong way,
Nolan, something similar when you wereyounger. Hey, I heard your story
about replacing your bull lights on yourcar. My dad had taken the entire

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bumper off of the back of hisSUV when I was in high school and
it was replace the balls, removedthe entire bumper assembly. I get home
from school, like, Dad,what are you doing? Is I'm replacing
the balls? Like, oh,you just do this? I reached in
the trunk and popped out hold backin though, yeah, and my dad
goes, Nolan, I need youto go inside. I need to leave
me a a little while. Dude. I did the same exact thing,

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trying to be a cool guy,uh, changing my mom's tail lights.
She had like an old Mercedes Benzsuv, and I was like, I
can't get any things, And allof a sudden I realized like there was
literally a hatch on the inside trunk, on the tail on the gate.
I just spent two and a halfhours taking the entire thing and I don't
even know if I can get itback on it now. Yeah, it
was just it was just a classic. He's too stubborn to try something else,

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and I, oh, it's youknow, like you said outside the
problem are you are you? Areyou a dad yet? No? No,
not yet. You'll get there oneday, you will have that like
I'm just too stubborn moment. I'mjust gonna be the idiot. You gonna
take a walk right now, Justgo ahead, and uh, never speak
of this again until you call intoa radio show in about ten years.
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ninety four nine. We got youMood Kimmy and otis. Thank you so
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Bull. I hope you're having agreat Friday morning. It's moot. Kimmy
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podcast there anytime. Catch up onparts of the show that you miss.
We got breaking news going live toBeuford. Otis's wife Brittany on scene at
your youngest Kiki's elementary score, aboutto hear the performance of a lifetime.
You're a parent, you don't wantto miss the programs for the holidays,

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all right, they are getting readyright now. They're information or gathering information.
You have to herd cats to getthe kids ready for this. They
look like a bunch of turkeys rightnow. They have like turkey headdresses on
and painted shirts that they made.We are very excited. Massive bull show
coming to you live from Beuford.My son is quite the performer. He's
very nervous about his performances. Hewants them to be great. I don't

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know where he gets it from wantingto sing, wanting to do it well.
He always makes great faces to whilehe sings. They're doing I think
and prayed. I don't know whatwas he thankful for on his shoe.
He's thankful for me and Memi andStella and his brother. Oh that little
punk. Wait, what happened?He's not thankful for you. Yeah,
it's not thankful for his dad.He's thankful for all the animals around the

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house. Anyone else Kiki, Nope, all right, here they come here,
Ready, here they go. They'reabout to sing Hell Turkey, good

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job, favorite song all weekend long. That's going to be playing on a
repeat in my head with stars likeconfetti and gobble gobble. Hello, mister
Turkey, how Alive? From theMy Kids Thanksgiving Day Program, the hard
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Morning show. You guys make mymorning every day when I get in the
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