Tofurky or Nofurky?

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Happened ghost Town Monday. If anyone'sat your place of work, they're gonna
have one foot out the door mentally. So it's just kind of a cruise
control week. It's mood, Kiminotis, thanks for hanging out with us on
your Monday morning. I'm Brian Mood. Big shout out to everyone and Comington
who came out on Saturday night tothe Social Goat Tavern. We had a
show out there last night on Saturday. A lot of fun. Downtown Comington
is beautiful, Like the town squareis incredible, Kim. If you haven't

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made it to like all these littlelike towns outside the perimeter, you just
gotta go. They light I meanthe town square every lit up lights everywhere.
It was just a warm nights.People were just out and about in
the town square, just kind ofhanging out. I've learned that all of
the towns have their own town square. Love. I love the Hallmark movies.
Yeah, I will say they didlie to me last time I was

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there. They told me the clocktower was the one that they shot uh
your Future in It wasn't. AndI told everybody does it look like yeah?
Looks well, they all look likethat like every single clock tower and
every town square, you probably toldsomebody or someone's been lied to that it
was from Back to the Future.And of course I just love cool facts,
So I ran with that one fora while. I probably still will

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continue to do it. I justwant you to know, Covington, I'm
onto your games. Thanksgiving is here, Kimmy and I are gonna need prayers
this week. Jimmy because her familyis coming into a small, one bedroom
apartment. There's gonna be five adultswith a lot of heart beats for spare
foot. And then of course I'mtraveling on the wildest travel day of the
year, which we will. Wewill only pray for you on travel day

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because once you get to poon Takana, taking the prayers, right, I'm
taking the prayers. Everybody I telllike, yeah, we're leaving Wednesday,
they immediately go ooh you can beyou sure, that's good. But then
you say but then you say poonTircana and they go, oh whatever,
dude. Yeah, like going toyou're gonnadrink out of a pineapple. You
don't feel bad if you're late oranything. But Kimmy's got the turkey,

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She's prepared. I did twenty twopoint pounds. I was the biggest one
I could find at Costco. Doyou need one that big? Oh?
You don't understand. The croup hasdo this every year. We look for
the biggest one and that's the onethat we get. How big is it?
Like? Just show me a visualwhat is a twenty two that is?
I'll take a video of it.Does you're oven at your apartment building?
Does it fit a twenty two poundsmine? I don't think would?

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Yes, it does. But it'sfunny you say that because like years and
years ago, before my parents redidtheir kitchen, same thing, we did
have a bird that almost didn't fitin there. That is a concern.
What are you gonna do with theleftover nineteen point two pounds? My sister's
husband eats so much and he's likea bean pole. So I'm just you

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know, one of those guys Septembers. Yep, you're gonna fly back to
Dallas with a bunch of turkey andtheir carry on back Happy Thanksgiving Week clues
Kimmy and Otis. Guys are awesomebecause you put your listeners out there so
that they can have opportunities like that. Georgia is number one for New Country
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a little bit of stress off yourplate in twenty twenty ten. Absolutely,
you have the six A headlines rightnow with Kimi Karuba. We're gonna dedicate
some time to the amazing woman thatour former first Lady, Rosalind Carter was
in just a minute. But first, the eighty first Golden Globe Awards will

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air on CBS January seventh. Andcongratulations going out to Tim McGraw and his
team for Standing Room Only, whichis now a new number one song for
him. That's very reflective solid noticehow many is he got? Like four
hundred? Oh gosh. Number onesare songs that make you think about your
life, right yah. Also,victims of a large fire at an Atlanta

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apartment complex announced that they will befiling a class action lawsuit against five corporate
entities that own the property. Accordingto police, two people were able to
get up to the roof and settlefireworks, which is what caused that entire
fire at the La Vista apartment.Yeah, we covered this last week.
It's kind of crazy. They werejust shooting off fireworks and burned from the
town. Okay, So the numberone thing that parents are concerned about traveling
with their kids this holiday season ifthey're driving, eighty five percent of parents

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are worried about their kids getting carsick because apparently that's happened a whole bunch.
And it goes up to the morekids you have. Otis you have
three. My son Camden gets alittle car sick if he's reading because he
loves to read and so like he'slooking down at the book and you're not
paying attention to everything's going on inmotion sickness. Yeah, well, the
worst part is the more kids youhave, Like the like barfing is like
one of those things that like it'slike it's contagious, right, and you

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get that smell in the car.I think we've talked to people before who've
had to like postpone like a likehave a middle stop on a road trip
because they were halfway and everyone gotsick in the car and they just could
they had to clean the cars.They just stopped at a hotel for a
day. Disgusting, awful. Well, this was really sad news. Rosalind
Carter, the thirty ninth first Ladyof the United States, passed away at

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the age of ninety six on Sundayat two ten pm at her home in
Planes, Georgia. The Carter Centerannounced that she died peacefully with family around
her, and she played a massiverole in the passage of a federal law
requiring insurance to pay for mental healthtreatment on par with physical illnesses, and
her husband, former President Jimmy Carter, said that Rosalind was his equal partner

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in everything that he accomplished, andboth of them had entered hospice recently.
Rosalin on Friday and Jimmy Carter hasbeen in there since February. They really
kind of changed the game in termsof what presidential couples do after leaving office,
right like what they've done in termsof public health here in the United

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States mental health, but then worldwidewith clean water and things like that.
You got to check out what theydo at the Carter Center, because it
is it is really cool to seethe legacy that they're going to leave behind
and proud to be a Georgian thewhole time they spent their lives serving and
we appreciate that. It's headlines withkimikrub every day at six ten and eight
ten. Thanks for listening to moveKimmian Otis in the morning. We appreciate
you guys. You listened every singlemorning and you make us feel like daily.

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Let's go. It's ninety four pointsabout me. If you watched the
Billboard Music Awards last night, youwould have seen a very familiar scene.
They taped that performance in ninety eightBraves while playing in front of the ninety
eight Braves here when he was atrue sparking a couple of weeks ago.
It's moot, Kimmi and Otis.Thanks for hanging out with us on your
Monday morning. If you ever wantto chime in on the show, we
can give us call four four sevenfour one ninety four nine. Hit us

(06:20):
that I heard talk back. Holda little microphone down if you are in
the dating pool. Bumble has aninteresting prediction for what the popular trend in
dating is going to be in twentytwenty four, and that is cross generational
dating. Okay. They're finding thatage gaps of ten years or more are

(06:40):
becoming really common. Yep, interestingit works. Me and my wife are
nine and a half years apart.I'm otis and it's just my maturity level
matchup with her maturity. And thenit was like on to the races,
and they say a lot of themare either maturity things that you know,
prioritizing life, also profession trends,like whether or not the guy is older

(07:02):
or the woman is older. They'refinding that the common denominator as people on
the are the younger folks are like, well, I already have my life
together a little bit and this personI can't find anyone my own age who
does. So I found someone tenyears older than me that has a career,
if they have family or whatever.But they're like, the maturity is
lining up at that point. Thatmakes sense to me. I feel like

(07:23):
all my relationships that have been successfulthey've been older. Kiss km guy is
seven years older than me. Sodoes that mean it's gonna work you guys?
According to Bumble. According to Bumble, that's what it says. For
women. They say they're seeing lessjudgment for being the older one in the
relationship, like that hasn't traditionally inthe past, Like it's always kind of

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been cool. Like guys are like, yeah, man, my wife's ten
years younger than half have bro Yeah, but then with women, it's like,
okay, cougartle Robbert, right,you're creepy old lace. It's like
that is not existing anymore. Iknow so many new things to discover when
you're ten years apart because he didn'tgrow up in the same So there's so
many moments when I'm like, you'venever seen what You've never seen that movie?

(08:05):
We're watching it right now, andlike watching it, Yeah, it
wasn't as great as I remember it. Backfire is so hard. I didn't
like the movie Swingers. I waslike, Vegas Baby, and Jessica's like,
what no, And then we watchedit and I was like, you're
gonna love this movie. Five minutesin She's like, this is the worst
movie ever had. I was like, look, I think it had to
be a time in place when Iwas seventeen. You had to be there,
yeah, I had to be there. Ninety four point nine The Ball

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Thanks for hanging out with us onyour Monday mornings. Move Kimmy and Otis.
You can grab our podcast anytime youwant on demand. You'd get this
jazzy Christmas music whenever you want toagain later in the day. Thanks for
being here with us. This morningwe finally went all in Christmas at the
house and the kids were excited aboutit. This weekend you did to Ashton,
big girl. Here. I putup my always wanted a nine foot

(08:50):
Christmas tree, and seeing y'all pictures, I went and bought myself and I
put Christmas tree, put it up. Oh yay, I know it's like
everything I ever wanted. But it'sstill a little empty, little sad.
You know, you got like anine foot Charlie Brown tree. Yeah.
It changes the vibe of your house. It really does. It really does.

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But between y'all, yeah, Iwas like, okay, I'm doing
it. Seeing that's what I'm justseeing the kids put the ornaments on.
I was like, oh yeah,that makes yeah. I love that part
of the you know, decorating things. Kids up on the ladder, put
the star on. They love todo that. This weekend we did all
the like the blow up in theyard. We got inflatable a frosty,
got the lights on the bushes,the big old huge wreath over the garage,

(09:35):
and all the lights ready to go, and of course tested all of
them before I put them out there, and then they always work first,
that's right. And then it turnedinto like a clerk Griswold moment where it
was like two and fifty stress everybodyin total of twenty five thousand imported Italians
fickle lights. Drumroll please, halfthe lights weren't working. That's exactly how

(10:05):
it went. You don't have themon when you're putting them up, like
plugged in on. No, ohno, no, it makes it too
hard if you gotta bring sometimes youregonna bring an entire like roll up on
the rooftop first and then unravel itso you always plugging it. It always
works on the ground, that's right. Something happened something there. Yeah,
the half the wreath is out andthen half my bushes are out. And
I was so tired after all theyard work and stuff I did to kind

(10:26):
of crap and get ready that Iwas like, I don't even care at
this point. Use your imagination.Let's go, kids, Use your imagination.
But you can envision what this wouldlook like if all of them were
working, I'm saving power. Itwas. It was quite the moment.
So are you gonna fix it eventuallyor not? Probably not before Punta Kana
the meme that I saw this weekand that stood out that was perfect for

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that whole timing was like the olderI get, the more I realized Clark
Gruswald wasn't that crazy? Right?Can't fix stupid? Coming next? You
can't fix stupid. Proven it withmood kimmyan Otis on ninety four point nine
The ball nothing is you're fired upfor anything you got going on in your
life and giving you confidence that youneed to get through it to hear about

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someone doing something real dumb. Onecan't fix stupid. Nobody expects the grocery
store bagger to steal a million dollarsfrom the store in his first two weeks
at the office. I know iteven seemed possible. Yeah right. Trey
Brown, nineteen years old, justarrested after he got a job at Kroger
and Duluth. Turns out, hisfirst two weeks on the job, he
started testing out how closely they're lookingat inventory and things, so he got

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create fake items. How he hadthe probles to do this he had to
have done it somewhere else before,but create fake items and then return them
later for cash value or back ontocredit cards. He kept doing it.
He started with like some smaller stufffifty to seventy bucks, and then he
ended up returning to something that waseighty seven thousand dollars. I think he

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got a little over zealous, andthen they started paying attention. I last
time I checked, they didn't havelike a Ferrari in the session, Like
they're going down, like the tourmaners be like get eighty seven Wait what
Yeah? So stage turns out thatthey finally investigated it a little bit and
he stole nine hundred and eighty thousanddollars worth of money back from the store

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just simply by doing that cash andreturn thing for over two months though,
So it took them two months intwo weeks two wee weeks yeah, okay,
I mean at least it's two weeks. Yeah, somebody wasn't paying attention
to the inventory and the returns eachday. You think they would have caught
that way faster, like inspired byOffice Space, where they create the thing
just to griff like a penny offright transaction and the next day they have
nine hundred million dollars and we're allgoing to prison now. Yeah, it

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turns out the police that he wasbuying large item things as well, which
kind of gave it away. Likewhy has this dude showing up a Ferrari.
It's a bagger, right right.Also, like when you hear stories
like this, this kid's clearly smart, right, Yeah, clearly an intelligent
person. Put that you said thatbrain power to something legal, and you

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probably make just as much money doingsomething with like apps or bitcoin or something.
Instead you're trying to you're trying torob Kroger. Yeah. Now he's
got felony charges under Georgia law forstealing something over five hundred dollars, could
face ten years in prison for it. But did he steal anything because there
were items didn't exist? Cool?I don't know. If I was a

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defense Jurney'd be like, I mean, it's just he just stole nothing.
There you go, can't fix stupidcoming up struggle bus. If you're on
it this morning, it's a holidayweek, maybe you've got to work all
week alone at the office. It'slike crickets, or maybe accidentally broke off
your engagement. I mean, youknow, we just both shot off our
maps too much and we're kind ofout of it and whoops, we're gonna

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find out what happened there at sixfifty five plus. Why are you on
the struggle this morning? Four fourseven four one ninety four nine otis questions
and things we relate to You're newBull Morning show. I'm having a great
time to listen to y'all. It'sninety four point nine, ninety four point
down on the bolt. I'm Brian. Moot. What's got you on that
struggle bus this morning? Good newsover the weekend? Maybe too much fun

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or just chaos on a Monday morning? You want to tell us the story?
Four O four seven four one ohninety four nine. Good morning Mike
in Flowery Branch. It's otis.You may have ended your wedding because of
a drunken night. Oh well,you know, I was drinking a little
bit too much with my fiance anduh then we got into like some sort
of fight. I don't even rememberwhat the heck it was over. It

(14:28):
just went out of control. Ithink I was like, you know what,
I don't want to hold my timeof disc da, so I think,
But I'm not one hundred percent surethat I decided to break up,
you know, our engagement, butwe're supposed to get married in a couple
of weeks, so I know Igot to figure this all out there.
We broke up over a fight thatyou now don't remember why you were fighting.

(14:52):
Yeah, you know, me andTequila clearly aren't friends. Sounds like
a good old fashioned we've been We'reengaged, planning a wedding, stressed out,
I don't want to do it anymore. Well, this stress gets harder
too, because, like within thatrealm of you planning the wedding and being
engaged, you start thinking about canI spend the rest of my life with
this person? You should have thoughtabout it before, but all those things

(15:13):
come to your mind, and you'relike, I don't know if I can
live with it? Is that reallywhat guys are thinking after you already asked
the question, we're thinking of itafter we say yes, Oh my god,
guys and girls, I'm sure everybody'soh my gosh, there's a lot
of times you're Wonderingly, that's howmarriage is, Kimmy. It's constantly reassuring
yourself that you didn't screw up whatit is for the rest of time.

(15:33):
You're talking yourself back into it.That's the worst. Also currently right now,
do you still want to get marriedor what's the deal? Yeah?
Yeah, I mean, you know, we just both shot off her map
too much and we're kind of outof it, and you know, it
just seems like a bunch of nonsense. From what I remember? Is she
the kind of person who remembers thingsand holds grudges? Because my wife,
if I just kind of let herget over it, she'll never bring it

(15:54):
up again. She won't. Butit takes days, takes days and days
and days. I mean I've beenblocked by my fiancee before. Wow,
sounds like this marriage is going tobe great. Ninety four point nine The
bullets moo kimming Otis we are commercialfree talking. What's got you on that
struggle bus this morning? Was itgood fun over the weekend and you want

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to tell us about it? Orbaby? Just chaos right out the gates
on your Monday four oh four seven, four one oh ninety four nine.
My name is Otis Maddie and Deldaga. Why are you on the struggle bus
with us this week? I'm sofirst, I got up at five o'clock
this morning, bright and early,supposed to leave the house at sick getting
the car, soill mccoffee all overmyself. I mean, you know,

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that's that's a starter to your day. So that just that just ruins it
all. Yeah, So you know, now I'm thirty minutes behind, and
I'm trying to actually have my owncleaning business. So I'm taking Thursday and
Friday off, So I'm trying tocram Thursday and Friday and a Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, and oh it'sa busy week for house cleaning, house
getting ready, everybody's wanting to cleanbefore Thanksgiving. The show. I'm struggling

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this morning. Does it make itharder for you to clean up when you
make a mistake like you did,Like you spill your coffee and you're like,
I don't want to clean up myown stuff. Let me just let
me just call somebody. I needsomebody to clean this up, right.
I don't know why. It justseems so much harder to do your work
when it when it matters for you, you know what I mean. Well,
also, if you're going to cleansomebody else's stuff, you're like,
I don't have time to clean mystuff going to clean Yeah, I mean

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a million dollar business idea, guys, I think we just came up with.
You know, there's car washes.You can go through instat car washers
real fast. But if there's aninsta person car wash, right, you're
like, you're still coffee all overyourself, or you got something on you
on the way to work, You'relike, I'm just going through. You
could just go through the car washerwith your windows down. Well, I
don't know. You know they gottathose blow dryers through. Try it out.

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Call us in the middle of it, right, you know that struggle
that you did have before you talkto us, doesn't that one seem nice
after we told you to go throughthe car washing the windows down. It's
a little better now because I gottagoes laugh, So it's a little better.
Appreciate you so much. Hope yourday gets a little bit better in
your week two. Thank you,Happy Thanksgiving ninety four point nine the ball

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Thanks for being here with us onyour Monday mornings. Moo, Kimmy and
otis Uh, it's a Monday morningwhere a lot of it seems quiet around
here. It does seem quiet,like extra quiet really is it's the quiet
before the storm that yup, you'reready buckle in Thanksgiving travel week. What's
got you on that struggle bus?Uh? Did you have too much fun
over the weekend? Want to tellus about it? Or maybe just Monday
off to rough start four O fourseven four one ninety four nine. Laura

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and Delanaga, Hey, it's otis. You've got a little problem with hosting
Thanksgiving. That's got you on thestruggle already. My brother is bringing his
fiance this year and they're getting marriedlike next year, but we don't know
each other really well because they liveon the other side of the country and
we're just kind of flying everybody in. I do Thanksgiving, go all out.
I eat really well all year,so for Thanksgiving, I use like

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in order to I mean, MoMAButter, that's your cheap Yeah, it
is just my sea week, Lordof the Pies. The timing experiment with
your recipes. Okay, you're gonnado exact recipes that your Grandmily used,
no matter how much Butter. Theytell you to put in it right.
And if people come in my face, given, because I know it's gonna
be on point right, So turnyour away, and everybody in my family
is such people pleaser is that theyall want to be on our good side,

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so I have to cater to thiswhole diet. So I'm like,
how do you do Thanksgiving? Likewithout carbs? That sounds like potatoes,
no sweet potatoes, no rolls,nothing. It can get really annoying if
they're going to be aggressive about it, Like, no, everyone's got to
do. I don't want to bearound it. But like, nobody in
my family wants to be on thisgirl's bad side. And like I can
just feel it already. I don'tknow her that well, but she can

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stick to the turkey. That's alean meat. So wait, are they
so aggressive that you can't even havealcohol now because that's got carbs? Yeah,
but no beer. Send that memoout and see how many guests back
out quickly? No chips. I'mjust gonna do it anyway and make your
fat and you're the pies. Maybewe're mean, but when my in was
vegan, we made her bring herown whatever tofu. Yeah, she had

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to bring her own stuff. We'renot doing that. My sister's a vegetarian.
She brings her own tower key everyyear. And then you can bring
it home the Walk of shame.You can bring it back. You're walker
shame of it. You're thanksgetting walkof shame with like nine things that no
one touched. She's like, youcan just give me that castro ole dishback
when you know it's fine, takeit with you. I'll scrape it right
into the garbage disposal for you.Do you want me to do that?

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Exactly? Ninety four point down theball. We got a couple of Dunkin
gift cards for you coming up atseven thirty this morning. Handle some of
that coffee. Get you off thatstruggle bus. Interesting thing about the game,
since you brought it up, theybroke the record for the loudest college
football stadium during that game. Idon't remember exactly what the decibels were,
but it was the highest they've everseen, probably because Dolly was there.

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Yeah, it's right, Dolly takesit up. And we like to talk
struggle bus on Monday. What's gotyour struggling? If you got something going
to share with us? Four Ofour seven four one ninety four Erica and
Douglas, Phil, are you ridingthe struggle bus with us today Monday?
A little bit we had a friendsgiving on Saturday that was like thirty plus
people and it was gigantic and solike me and my best friend we like

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slaughtered a bottle of wine before beforeeverybody got there. The older you get,
the longer the friends giving recovery takes, yes, and like the older
people can party. It's so muchbetter than we can because they're all retired.
That's funny. They're laughing at youguys getting up for work on Monday

(21:33):
as they roll out of bed intheir robes. Yeah, like they can
party party all night. And likeit was supposed to be from like six
to nine, nobody left till elevenand we were all just like, we
still have to clean up. Erica, it's otis. I don't know you
personally, but just based on yourvoice. The minute you said we had
a friends giving and I'm struggling,I was like I just pictured you full

(21:56):
bottle of wine in hand, likehalfway through the party, just drinking out
from the bottle. Yes, Iam that person. And when you said
you crushed a bottle of wine likebefore it even started, You're like,
ever, we're just getting ready,Yeah, kod we had a preod.
Yeah, Erica, I have agreat Thanksgivin, thanks for calling. In
ninety four point nine the bulls MootKimmy, notice we got some dunkin coffee

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coming up for you at seven pointthirty this morning. Get your Monday rolling
right. I'm Brian Moot your goodVibe. Story for this morning is celebrating
some of the highlights of the incrediblemarriage of Roslin and Jimmy Carter. Roslyn
passed away on Friday in hospital yesterday, okay, Sunday at her house in
Plains Plans, Georgia. So theywere married seventy seven years. It's incredible.

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It's the longest marriage between a presidentand the first lady that we in
history. I mean, he's ninetynine or she's ninety seventy seven years the
same person, seventy seven years.I've told my wife, we've only been
married ten coming up this year,that like we I only promise till death
do us part. So after that, like the afterlife, like Onloaded show

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up, You're like, I don'tknow, You're gonna have to convince me
of it. We didn't say eternitywill make seventy seven years. So you
got that much age in us.Roslin Carter say, this is kind of
this is amazing. They both grewup in plains, Georgia. She makes
a joke they grew up three yearsand three miles apart their entire life.
Yeah, Jimmy met her when hecame back from the Navy. They were

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like the family friends their parents were, and her sister kind of set them
up and they got married when hewas twenty one and she was aged so
but just an incredible couple and thethings they do, the connection, the
bond they have, the giving spirit, as you mentioned earlier, otis a
spirit of serving. Married seventy sevenyears, but they spent even more of
their life serving and giving back tothis country, which I think is just

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incredible something to honor as well forboth of them. And wow, just
a legacy left. And I particularlylove that Rosalind focused so much on mental
health care and I mean having thaton your insurance literally because of her.
Yeah. She said it was hermission to bring mental health and other forms
of health behind the scenes that peopleare embarrassed to talk about out of the

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shadows and put them more in theforefront so people can can live healthy and
productive lives. They said the onlytime they ever came close to divorce when
they wrote a book together about howto have a successful marriage. Yeah,
I can, Rommy Carter said itwas because he realized he didn't remember a
lot of the details as well asshe did. They'd argue over the details
of these stories, but the wholething was forty years together, they were

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writing a book about how they didit, and that, he said,
ironically, that's the thing that hejokingly said, almost Trope's apartment writing books.
That's great. A life of service. And as we had to do
a thankful holiday, let's remember tobe a little thankful and a more giving,
just like the Carters for sure.Rest in peace, Roslind Carter