What Do You Owe Santa an Apology For?

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Episode Transcript

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anything like contraband wise eat it andthen have to deal with the repercussions,
right, Like, did you justeat like half a pound in marijuana?
No, two hundred dollars worth ofbills. She started stuffing in her mouth
and the police were like, whatare you doing, We're watching you.
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bucket, umbrella and leaf blower,a power wheels motor in a large moving
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that in my mind, the janitorialmop bucket. Right, Those suckers are
big. I wish I could playthe video on radio. Can me all
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congratulations, hang on for me.Okay, whoa next step fifty five?
Can't fix stupid, Kimmy. I'msure you've been hit on in the strangest
ways. But has anybody ever jumpedon the hood of your car? Happened
in Atlanta to a woman. Ohmy, that's next. You are New
Bull Morning Show. You guys makemy morning every day when I get in
the car. Mood Kenny and otisninety four point nine the ball. Yeah,

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you can't fix stupid. Proven itwith mood Kenny and otis on ninety
four point nine the ball. Isit stupid or a cautionary tale or both.
Sometimes people complain about dating apps.Maybe dating apps aren't the worst part
of being single. Maybe it's whatwe got here and can't fix stupid.
So Atlanta video going viral. Manjumped on this woman's hood to try to

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talk to her, try to runsome game a little bit, get off
my car. Yeah that's what shesaid. This is Atlanta. Yeah,
this is Atlanta. I am tryingto Oh my god. Yeah, he's
finished. I'm finna just drive hiscar, get off my car. He
won't let go. My daddy isgonna He just keeps trying to talk to

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her through the window. No,no word, Like I can't tell what
he's really saying. He's got abig free ride, great, big old
wild grin on his face as heclutching on to like right by the windshield
wipers as she's and you can heara revote. She's driving a Mustang,
like, buddy, get off theline. Are you doing? In what
world do you think that's gonna work? No? Yeah, the video will

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put up at camiotis at ninety fouron the bowl on Instagram. But she's
driving through this public's parking lot,trying to be like kind about not throwing
the guy off the hood of thecar, trying to go get groceries.
And we don't even know how itended. So she had to gut him
off in some way, right,And she was at way more patience than
I think most women or even myselfwould have had. I mean, are
you sure you know what you want? Youse? Single people? Yeah,

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because you complain about this point,But what about a romantic gesture. That's
what about just showing you you knowwhat hours Brian, Well, we never
get we never know what he hadin his pockets. Here's because he was
clutching to the hood of the car. I'm just saying, he's getting out
there, He's risking his life toshow you how much he loves you.
You know my woman experience. Okay, that kind of like attraction. You're

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gonna end up murdering me over somethingreally dumb. Complain about being ghosted,
and then you can plain about aclinger. Where how do we make this
work? A car clinger? That'scertainly joke. Just to watch the video,
it's a five point leader Carlier ninetyfour point on the bowl that is
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Kimmy Notice coming up right after theeight ten headlines with Kimmy Kruba. I'll
tell you why we can't have nicethings and everybody's eating too much shrimp in
just a minute. But first,the Atlanta Braves Blooper is dressing up in
Santa Claus and you can go andhave your family photos with him. Through
December tenth at Truce Park. Thatwas making nervous because Blooper's a bit of
a trickster. You ever see himplay football with the kids. He has

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blows from out of the water.I'm gonna, you know what, I'm
not gonna be first in line withthe Blooper Santa Picks Sunday. They've got
a big A Lister event too thatI'm hosting with the Braves too, So
it's gonna be a good weekend.And the ceremony for the lighting of the
Rockefeller Christmas Tree was held last night. Carly Pearce and Kelly Clarkson performed,
so there's a nice little country twistthere. Kelly looked amazing. Sorr lost

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forty one pounds in like a monthand a half. Okay, so we
all don't love TSA, But whatabout a calendar of the TSA canines.
They're coming out with one for twentytwenty four. I don't know exactly what
they're trying to raise money for,but I thought it was pretty cute that
there's you can actually get him allthe different The first one on there is
Dina, three year old German,short haired pointer. I want a calendar

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of the meanest TSA workers, ruthless, Oh, God, I want that
lady. That's actually really funny.Okay, So this is why we can't
have nice things. Everybody knows RedLobster's endless Everybody knows about Red Lobster's endless

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shrimp deal. It's actually become toopopular. So it's something the company has
been doing for eighteen years. However, they had announced that this is going
to be a permanent part of themenu a couple months back, and it
was just an idea to try toget people in because I guess lots of
people are not going through Red Lobsterfor the cheddar Bay biscuits in the third
and fourth quarters. But twenty dollarspeople kept taking advantage of it, and

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they actually posted an eleven million dollarloss for their last investors meeting my back
to keep to keep raising the braceat twenty five dollars. Sound I'm a
shrimp fanatic. It's probably partly myfault. They bring they got to set
a time limit on those things.You ever go to a buffet like where
they have a time limit. Theyhave been at a lot of buffets that
I went to in Texas, likebarbecue buffets. They'd be like, look,

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here's the rule. You got ninetyminutes. You ain't gonna sit here
all day long and eat us.How to brisk you? Okay, that's
actually smart. This camp out there, I'm gonna do lunch. Shrimp down
shrimp. It's the headlines. Willkeep a crub every day at six ten
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Ninety four point nine. Let uslearn your little something on moot Kimmy and
otis country. We don't watch itsound and like a bunch of dummies when
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Out of mable ten? How areyou this morning? I'm good, Lord,
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School and get your Brothers Osborne tickets. If you can decide based on multiple
choice, what these Southern words orphrases me? Okay, when somebody says,
uh, I'm gonna nus something.What are they saying? Are they
say they're gonna bother something, carrysomething or bring it back to health nurse
like n U r s E nusnus n uss. I think you're on

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the right track. Bring the hell. Yeah, there you go. Okay,
we just still use the R downhere. Too much effort, man.
I If somebody says, pidland,are they aping on something, B
have a small amount of something orc not doing anything? It's pidland not

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doing anything. It's a small amountof something, just a little pidland.
Oh yeah, well then they're peeingon something. Bigger work, sound writes
me. All right, last one. When somebody's gonna slap your pappy,
what are they gonna do? Patyour stomach, run barefoot or challenge your

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dad to a duel? Slap yourpappy? Shy pat your stomach? Yeah?
Oh wait, my stomach is mypappy? Yeah, okay, yeah,
I know what I mean. Yeah. I don't know how else to
tell you that, but yes,exactly, that's exactly what that phrase means.
All right, congratulations, you gottwo out of three, So we

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got tickets for brothers. Just let'sgo. And they just announced a huge
tour awesome. Ninety four point ninethe Bullets Moot, Kimmy and Otis,
thanks for hanging out with us.And it's Chris cold Thursday morning. I'm
Brian Moot. The SEC Championship gamegoing down on Saturday. Kickoff is four
o'clock. Good news for you.Before we get in the comment section,

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otis, you got tickets. Gota pair of tickets for the championship game
to be there? One of threetoday t Mobile Flowery Branch and there's a
video up at ninety four nine ofthe bulls. You don't remember that.
So now Alabama fans who live herein Georgia are a little bit sad,
just a little bit, a littlebit sad. I got my violins in
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I get it, it's very onesided. We love our bulldogs here in
Georgia and you live right up youknow you live here right across the border.
We're gonna give them a little bitof time to be heard because I'm
sick of the comments. I'm sickof the dms, Donna and Fayetteville.
I love how UGA fans have somehowblocked out from their memory the last twenty
years of Alabama's success and acting likethey've never been bad. You just wait

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for Saturdays roll time. Whoa veryangry from Donor Fayetteville, Corey and Griffin.
This one's actually pretty funny. Buckleup for a long week of people
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but could you hand me the pizzayou're delivering to me right now?
My imagine what this weekend is goingto be like for the actual animals.
Downtowns are going to be perked upa barking at the sailgate. I hope
Darius Rutgers prepared for that while he'ssinging Wagon Wheel and everyone's like he's a
Game Cocks fan, so you willblocking And this last one hears from Frank

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in Athens. I love how they'resaying that Mercedes been Stadium is a neutral
site for this SEC Championship when reality, it's going to be easier for Alabama
fans to drive in here from Alabamathen for people from Athens to make it
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traffic absolutely and the bad part isthat the Reds are so close, so
you don't even know who's going forwho's You're high five and some dude in
Crimson. Oh, that's not whatI want to do. Roll roll,
Bulldogs, mash it together. Stopthat old dogs stopping. That's terrible.
Ninety four point nine in the bullThanks for hanging out with us on Thursday
morning. It's Moot, Kimmy andOtis. I'm Brian Moot. We got

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a question for you right now,and that is what do you owe Santa
an apology for? What did yourkids do? Maybe during the pictures,
maybe when it comes to the presence, what did they do to the tree?
Maybe your decorations were too dangerous forhim? They destroyed some stuff at
the house four oh four seven oneninety four nine. I owe Santa an
apology from yesterday. I took myson, Ronan, he's ten months old,

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to Phipps Plaza to meet Santa forthe first time, and Ronan was
so obsessed with his beard because myson has never really seen beards. Before
because I can't grow one, andhe went in full two hands, just
grabbed like a grandma trying to pinchsome chubby cheeks was in the house.
His sun is really strong though,like even since he was just like born.

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He has a grip. Babies havelike insanely strong forearms. Santa Claus
is used to this exactly, kidsdoing this to his beard. From Facebook
Jenny Hall. I took my daughterto see Santa. He asked if she
had been a good girl. Shewent into a full confession mode for fifteen

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minutes, telling him all the thingsthat she had done wrong. She also
apologized for not going to church everySunday. At times. Well, yeah,
that's why she had such a longconfessional. Sanna had to cut her
off, and I was like,not a confessional. We just need to
hurried up here. We got alot of kids on line, Samantha West.
We need to apologize to Santa Clausbecause when I was six and six

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years old, my sister was seven, we went down and crushed all the
cookies and the milk. My parentscaught us, but we were out of
cookies that time, so we hadto leave him a note. We just
want to make sure that he gotthe note and we were sorry for you.
That's I'm mad you walk you seekids that those are for Santa.
Claus Man. Santa randomly showed upin the Walmart Toyotle last night. My

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kids were getting stuff for the Stuffof Us and he pops around the corner
and his red jumpsuit. He waslooking for something and I turned into the
elf like I was like, ohmy god, sarah Na. Right after
they took a picture, My kidstook a picture with Santa there. He
walks away, and my daughter's like, Dad, you totally embarrassed me.

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It's one of Santa. I havelike secondhand embarrassment. They're all just trying
to like melt into the Toyle,Like my god, He's like take a
picture, and they're like, Dad, are we supposed to be in this
with you? Or just the picturefor you? Santa has known your dad
for years. It's used to this. I've been on both sides of the
list Man four four seven ninety fournine. What do you owe an apology

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to Santa for what happened? Butthen I have an eight year old granddaughter.
He walks over, sits in hermama's lap and just starts falling,
screaming and crying. Kid, Whathappened and why has to do with the
naughty and Nice list that's coming nextto your new Bull Morning show. Thanks

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ninety four point Well thanks for hangingout with us on your Thursday morning.
It's moot, Kimmy and Otis.I'm Brian moot. What do you owe
Santa? An apology for the flooris yours? Did your kids do something
wild during a picture? Maybe youdid something that you want to apologize for.
Tell us about it. Four Ofour seven four one oh ninety four
nine. Good Marty, Ramona,one of our giv you Otis family members
out of Loganinville. How are you? We had our Santa pictures taken on

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Sunday. You know he always comesto our house. He sat, told
us some stories about how his magicwords and all that. We sang some
songs. Well, then he pulledout his uh naughty and nice card.
Uh. Oh, that's the momentof truth for the for everybody. Some
of them are nice. My oldestgrandson, his was blank on the fence

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about him. Oh that's funny.But then I have an eight year old
granddaughter. He walks over sits inher mama's lap and just start falling.
He didn't want to touch a card. He wasn't sure what it was called.
The anxiety is high right there.My husband touched the Nice and Naughty
book and it caught on fire brandfor him. Ramona, I feel like

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the stress for kids in that situationwhen Santa's got the naughty and Nice card
and you're not sure yet is likeif you're watching the finals of American Idol
and you know you can just seeon their faces they don't know if it's
going to be good or bad news. America's volked. I'll never forget the
moment my parents thought it was funny. It's otis by the way, when

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Santa showed up at a work partythat they were having, they slipped him
a present and been like, Santajust played the joke for us, will
you? And when I got upthere to set on his lap because he
was giving all the kids little toyswhen they'd come up there and asked them
what they really wanted for Christmas,just a small little gift. I opened
mine in front of everybody to findout that I got coal from Santa.

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By the way, in today's worldis pretty valuable because it is not a
resource anymore. And they told meafterwards, sorry, we gave that to
Santa because I was distraught. Iwas never speaking to Santa again. That's
so funny. The Kimmy never heardthat song before. That's how much of

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an all time favorite it is.I love Garth way back, way back.
It's moot, Kimmy and otis onyour throw Back Thursday. Thanks for
hanging out with us. I'm Brian. Moot. What do oh Santa Claus
an apology for? Did your kidsdo something wild and they're getting a picture
with him one year? Uh,maybe it was you who did it?
Four o four seven four one ohninety four nine. Good morning, Dylan

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in Dallas. You have to apologizefor a beard mishap with Santa as well.
Well, we actually it was aChristmas photo. The took our niece
and nephew out there and we weresitting in line. We finally made it
up there and the kid did theband crying and everything. Well, she
started to play her arms and sheripped the Santa's beard off. Oh no,

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in front of everything. Yeah,oh my god, you got a
backpedal rule hard on that face.Oh we got Santa, are you okay.
Well, it caused a huge panicin sizeism while it caused all the
kids to start freaking out, andit just did not end well at all.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, I'llsay I do you think no,
no, no, kids, It'stotally fine. Santa's gonna be okay.

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Santa's fine. Sometimes the beard comesoff, you know, it's a long
season. It's like Santa Claus.It only grows right before customers. That's
funny. Ninety four point nine theboll Thanks for hanging out with us on
your Thursday morning. It's Moot,Kimi and Otis. Don't forget to grab
that free iHeartRadio app. You cancatch up on the entire show on demand
any time you want. I'm BrianMoot. Took my son to get Santa

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pictures yesterday for the first time meetSanta Claus. And boy if he didn't
put Santa in a headlock with hisbeard, because he loves beards and he's
got the grip of a Polish armwrestler. I mean, at least cry
right. I don't want to tellanyone. So you see the pictures.
He definitely was in love with thatbeer. Santa Crime coming out was I

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can get you get off of abeard four oh four seven four one ninety
four nine. And you goys hitus that I heart talkback. Hold that
microphone down. If you got tosomething. You need to apologize to Santa
Clause for this one or some Colleenin Sognoia and she had to apologize and
once to apologize to Santa because afew years ago she stepped in to not
allow her daughter to ask him tobring her a puppy. So this past

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Christmas, I told a past oneon my daughter and she had been asking
for a puppy, and so Ihad a friend of mine with a typewriter
type her a letter to explain thatSanta no longer traffic in live animals,
and then I had my sister signit. He was so excited that she

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got Santa Claus's autograph that she completelywas okay with not getting a puppy for
Christmas. Colleen would like to apologizemister Clause for stepping in not even allowing
you to have the request. Sheraged the letter. She raised the request.
So the good news about Santa isthat he will he'll kind of listen
to parents when they suggest, like, hey, maybe maybe not bring that.

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Yeah, sometimes we have to havethat conversation. We have a two
bedroom apartment. We don't have roomfor a pony unless you want to move
out Stella's unicorn, and we werenot going to be able to make happened
because we just have a room forit. And we had to tell Santa
also, there's not enough unicorns.You gotta let him roam free, free
range unicorns. That's right. Ninetyfour point all are great. My face

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and face on ninety four point nine. Mood Kimmy and otis ninety four point
nine the Bull Moot, Kimmy andotis with you on your Thursday morning.
Thanks for hanging out with us.I'm Brian Moot. If you ever miss
any of the show, you canalways catch that entire thing on demand that
free iHeartRadio app. There's also atalk back there. Hold that microphone down.
Someone's got an email mail. Whatdid he say? You can leave

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as a talk back there anything that'son your mind. It's like a little
voicemail here that pops up in thestudio. Earlier in the show, we
were talking about the kind of theargument between do you give gifts or do
you give experiences. What's more important, you know? Are your kids gonna
appreciate the toys as much and they'regonna appreciate the trip to Disney World in
six months, which they won't rememberthat good friend Lee London, Lee m

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kimm you know's family member. Whatare you gonna do? I'm gonna kill
him. This shit a bad experience? Yeah, I guess not good.
Doesn't have to be good, justshe said experience. That's why they'll appreciate
over the run. I wish fornext year, solid plan, like you're

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like, Merry Christmas, Like whatis this? You're like, it's tickets
to the Panhandle County Fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it's just
going to do it and charming togo. You'll never forget that Christmas,
will you? Well, Lee,it's otis. That's what I keep trying
to explain to my wife is that, like, not all of our Christmases
with our kids have to be likethis extravagant reveal. What like, Okay,

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hold on, They will not rememberevery single Christmas. How many Christmases
do you remember when you were little? There's like one or two that you
there were. All I remember isone my brother broke his arm So I'm
with Otis on this one. Soyou just got to do like a couple
that are massive, like extravagant Christmasas the rest is can be. I
kind of mindiocre, kind of mailit in there. It's an off season.
I totally disagree with you both thinkingof a bad experience. Lee.

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Appreciate your man taking modern day philosopher, Lee, I love you. Okay,
guys, Luke and Otis questions andthings. We really to your new
Bull morning show. I'm having agreat time to listen to y'all's ninety four
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