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Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand. My name is Christy. It is
six twenty six, and can youplease help me out. Do you remember
the pace Pecani sauce commercial from backin the day. It was on TV
in the eighties and nineties. Theguys are sitting around a campfire talking about
the salsa. One of the cowboyssays, where'd you get that salsa from?
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And the guy was like, oh, New York City, and then
they all went New York City.That really chaps my hide. Producer Karina
does not remember this. She thinksI'm making it up. I don't remember
that commercial. Christie. I rememberthe Pecante sauce commercial, but yes,
never said that, Like, whywould you say this chops my high?
Because he says that really chaps myhide because they're cowboys and that guess if
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something rattles you and you're a cowboy, that's what you would say. I
don't know, but the point isthat is what the commercial said. He
said, puck up the pace.He said that to Hi'm not denying that,
but he said New York City.That really chaps my hide. I
don't see it. I'm done.Please my blood pressure. I remember the
paste paste Pecani sauce pick up thePace. Okay, look, if you
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remember that Pace Pacani commercial, pleasecall one eight sixty six nine hundred one
oh three seven tapped the red microphoneon our iHeartRadio app. There was a
Paste Pacani commercial back in the dayand the dude said, oh, where's
this hot toss from? And theywere like New York City. But after
that, he said, that reallychaps my hide. Why would I just
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make that up? And you're sayinghe didn't say that. He didn't say
it, But okay, whatever elseyou get to the day, I'm not
seeing it. I just remember pickup the Pace, I swear, Okay,
the dude said New York City.That really chaps my hide. I'm
not making that, Like, wherewould I get that from? That is
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not something that we used to say, like back in the day in Fremont.
Bro, you're hella moded. Thatreally chaps my heid? Like that
does not even make sense right now? Please someone call get my back because
Karina, right now, it's somebody'sgot to remember. I know I'm not
making it up. Christie Live eightiesplus and one of three point seven It's
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your Morning Drive with Christie Live sixforty two produce a karna over here getting
my blood pressure up in the morning. Apparently not you, Chrissie and everybody
else. I didn't look. Therewas a commercial back in the day and
it was for paste Bocani, hotsauce or salsa, and the dude said,
peace Bacani New York City. Thatreally cheps my hide. I know
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I've been well you said that.I'm looking it up and I just can't
seem to find it. I'm notmaking that up. Like, dude,
I'm from Freemont. We don't saythat in Freemont like we could say,
oh, it's Hella from New YorkCity. We can say something else.
But got a talk back here.Hi, Christine, this is Meredith.
I'm a truck driver. I'm inNew York City right now. But yes,
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I remember that commercial very well.Thank you Mary, m Meredith.
Appreciate you drive safely. Good morning, Marcus, thank you so much for
colling. Do you remember it?Okay this truck driver. Oh, we
love our truck drivers. Okay,Marcus, please get my back. Do
you remember this pace Conie commercial wherethe dude was like, New York City,
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that really chaps my hide? Yeah, you're not. I remember that
New York City they were outside Otherthan start, thank you. Okay,
I'm looking on YouTube and I justdon't find out. Keep on looking,
Okay, you keep looking because Marcusis a truck driver and Meredith was a
truck driver too. They're responsible peopleand they know what they're talking about.
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Good morning, Sierra. Do youremember the Pace Pakani commercial where the dude
says New York City. That reallychaps my high? I know I'm not
making it up. I do,and they had multiple commercials of that.
It didn't say that really chapped myhide. It said gets a rope.
Yeah, I definitely found Get therope and pick up the piece is supposed
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to taste lock. This stuff's madein New York City, New York City.
Get a rope. Yeah, that'sthe one that I'm pulling up.
I'm still looking. Hang on,I think you're staging people. I got
staging people. I'm looking having allthe hopies called this morning. I'm texting
everybody. Hey, y'all, Ineed you to get my back right now
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because Koreina is dripping. No uhm, looking okay, I got to
talk back here. Hopefully someone toget my back because I don't know Russ
was talking about. He didn't rememberit either. I'm not making it up.
This is Mike in poor Waynini,California, Christine the spot on Boom.
That's exactly what they said. I'mfifty eight navy veteran, and that's
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exactly the commercial. Go Christie,thank you ship mate, just saying that
because he's a veteran in your veteranSo you guys are sticking those kidding.
Okay, okay, I'm looking.You know, he's my shipmate. We
gotta get together. Let me okay, hold on, I think I got
it. Thank you for your service. By the way, Mike, Okay,
what is this? Hold on?Okay, let me see this is
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it? Yeah, the audio one, I'm pulling it up right now.
Okay, okay, let's see DarrelConnie Sauce. Here you go. That's
the same pace for Coonie sauce.So past is made with fresh vegetables and
spices. We know what the Conniesauce. You taste like. This stuff's
made in New York City. Thatreally chips my get Thank you very okay.
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Sorry, I would like to sayI'm sorry, wrong, thank you,
I'm wrong. I was wrong.Christy, that's wrong, sing it,
sing it from the raptors. Thankyou so much to everybody who called
in see if I'm back to gogive my blood pressure together, get see
Hooty and the Bloodfish. Tickets readyfor you at seven twenty and eighty minutes
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of commercial free music coming up.Shout out to everybody driving in the morning,
Appreciate you letting us come along sayone more time for the people.
Didn't hear it in the noseblease,Christy was right and everyone else that called
in hatterback. You guys were right. I was wrong. You were too.
Russint It's time for the Crazy TrailerOne Morning Drives with Christie Live.
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What is wrong with the world today? You are not even ready for this
crazy news story? Oh my god? Okay, Today the crazy train is
headed out to Washington, DC,where Tiffany Taylor's ray a sugar Baby,
which is basically somebody who was sugardaddy Dates, has been arrested after using
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her dead sugar daddy's severed thumb toaccess his bank apps. What is going
on? This is just so wrong. She took the dead man's thumb to
the bank so she could use histhumbprint to get into his bank accounts.
She used it to access his financeapp on his phone, to buy liquor
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and to buy drugs. And nowshe is charged with a ton of stuff.
She needs to be locked up forever. Just throw the key away,
because this woman is crazy. Canyou imagine being the teller at the bank
and she's coming out with the thumb. It's like an old, shriveled up
thumb. She's like twenty takes itup to her thumb. God, here's
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my proof of ID. Here's mythumb. The tape comes loose, just
on the tollers. Okay, Idon't know we're going, sorry, but
I'm glad she was arrested. That'ssay crazy. How did they catch her
though, that's the question. Theysaid. She was trying to have a
thumb war war war, stop it, stop it. It's not funny.
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She was trying to give the bankteller a thumb dump. I can't with
you, Karina. My stomach ishurting. Oh gosh, sorry, I
know, just you know. Allright, okay, okay, let's pull
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it together because we got eighty minutesof commercial free music coming up. All
right, okay, look that isyour daily crazy news story. You can
ride the Crazy Tree every weekday atseven ten and nine forty and please share
it with the friend. We're noton YouTube, but we're like smash that,
Like Okay, I'm just saying,or if you have a crazy news
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story that you want to share withus, send it our way. Yeah,
I love it. Hal Stevens sentus a crazy news story a couple
days ago. We shouted him out, so if you see one, please
send it on Okay, smash that, like I'm Edward's let's go, Let's
go. Christie live ooh, Vegasis giving away money kind of sort of.
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It's eight thirty six on eighties plusat one oh three point seven.
My name is Christie. Producer Karinais here and did you hear about the
mirage? This big casino in LasVegas. It's closing and I guess they're
turning into a new hard rock hoteland casino. But they close next Wednesday
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and in the next week they haveto give away one six million dollars.
My sister was talking to me aboutthis and said she wants to go to
Vegas. Uh huh. I toldher, why don't you pay me back
first? Because she owes me moneybefore you try to go somewhere on a
trip. Did you row your neckthe way you just rolled your neck just
now? You didn't see producer curatin. She was like, why did is
she tell me? Because she doesn'tdoesn't just owe me money. She owes
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my parents' money. So I'm justlike, girl, pay me back first
before you go. Girl, whyare you putting your sisters personal business out
there on the radio for me?Because it's hard when it comes with family
and money. We were just talkingabout this story. We were you know,
it's hard when you have somebody whoowes you money and then you see
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them living their best life and you'relike, excuse me, ma'am, sir,
don't you can you run me someof that coinage? Okay? She
just got her hair done last week, which was about two hundred dollars,
and then she's texted me like,oh, when are we going to the
ninth so I can buy my ticketagain? Why don't you pay me back
first? Why don't you run downto the b of A and okay run
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me my cash? Well, yeah, but dang, career, but this
is just business out there something clearly. I'm just trying to help you out
get some coins. She's all hereput her sister's business out there. But
yeah, I guess for some reason, the Mirage has to give away this
money. They owe progressive jackpots fromslot machines and table games, so they
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have to make sure before they close. I guess it's a Nevada regulation that
they give this cash away. SoCindy, if you're listening, I heard
their name, my man, mysister's name, because I have two sisters
and I was not saying my sister'sname. Bro, just put it out
there, Cindy, go to Vegasand try to win this one point six
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million cash. You don't have togo to Vegas because clearly you know what
I mean. If you need thecash, just be here at nine.
That goes for you too. Andif somebody owes you money, call them
and tell them at nine o'clock tolisten for the money machine keyword, because
then everyone can win a thousand dollarsand you don't have to go to Las
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Vegas. You don't even yeah,not to spend any gas money either.
All you gotta do is just listenat nine o'clock, we'll give you a
word. Enter that word online andyou could win one thousand dollars and I
am sorry. I meant I didn'tsay Cindy. I said Mendy. It's
Mendy. Okay, it's Mendy.There you go, Louise, all right.
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Every Tuesday and Thursday got to talkabout the crazy viral trends and things
happening in the world. And somethingcalled you gotta be kidding me. And
there's a new fashion beauty trend lameTikTok Yo. You won't believe what people
are gathering up with these days forthe perfect glow. Oh gosh, yeah,
we go tell you about a nextChristy Live. People are you're picking
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up the can to get a tan? Every Tuesday and Thursday got to talk
about the crazy viral trends and thingshappening in the world. Mostly we blame
TikTok for the Shenanigans and something wecall you gotta be kidding me. It's
hot outside and people are looking forthe perfect sun tan and they figured out
a new way to get her done. They're not picking up the creams,
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they're not going to the tanning beds, they're not even using the oil.
What are they using? Christy Beer? No, who's wasting beer people on
TikTok who are pouring the beer allover their body to get the perfect tan.
And they say the trend is backedby science. I said he done
in twenty twenty one by Sonybrook Universityover in New York found that a compound
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in hops extract can actually help activatemelanin. That's a substance in your skin
that gives it pigmentation. And thisbeer tan trend is dangerous. Pilsophia an
in Christ risk of thunning, gangs, sunstroke, on even sun poisoning.
Does she say sun points? Shedid say sun poisoning because you're pouring beer
on your skin instead of protecting itfrom the UV sunlight. I count with
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people. I'm sorry, I'm notdumping beer on my body. A beer
coming out of my skin already,I don't need to pour it on myself.
That's just stupid. You gotta bekidding me. Eighties plus at one
oh three point seven. Time toplay gimme five? Christ, Tony?
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You ready to play gimme five?All right? I try? Okay,
Tony, gonna give you a category. You just have to give me five
things in that category for your chanceto win. And then you will be
the new Gimme five Champ. Clockstarts when I say, go play along
with Tony. If you're listening,Tony, give me five types of potatoes.
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Go ones that are buried in theground. I have no clue.
I was like, the ones thatare buried in the ground. Come on,
come on, well, no,I mean you have hydroponics, so
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those aren't buried in the ground andare raised. Nope, nope, nope.
And now that we're talking about it, I can think of red Baby
and the yellows and yeah, nowit comes to my mind. It's always
like that. But you know what, it's okay because the brain freeze gets
to the best of us and westill appreciate you playing. So have a
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wonderful day, and you're off myChristmas card list. Take care, Tony,
Bye bye, Cassie and Berkeley shoutout to her son. Still the
Gimme five Champ. But tomorrow you'llhave a chance to play and snatch the
crown coming up in nine point forty. Oh man, this crazy news story
has to be one of the craziestof all time. Seriously, what people
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will do for money is unbelievable.Find out about it when we hop aboard
the Crazy train straight ahead on eightiesplus. At one o three point seven,
you're listening tool Morning Drive with ChristieLive on demand