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August 27, 2024 11 mins
Morning Drive with Christie Live covered many topics during today's show and we started it all off by talking about Christie's toilet paper problem. Martha Quinn joins in on the fun to talk about a solution for Christie's problem! Then, we talked about a man who is suing a homeowner after he broke into their pool and injured himself in the Crazy Train! Plus, you won't believe the newest perfume trend that people are going crazy for in 'You Gotta Be Kidding Me.'
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You listening to Morning Drive with Christy Live on demand.
My name is Christy.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Producer Karina is here, and you know it's twenty twenty four.
A lot has changed since the seventies, eighties, and nineties.
Two things in particular, one of them toilet paper during
the pandemic, we're fighting over it.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
That was weird.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
And in twenty twenty four, why and how did and
when did it become so hard to buy toilet paper?
I went to the store yesterday and I was like,
how come I just can't buy a roll of toilet paper?
Why do I have to do algebra to buy toilet paper?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Now?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Four rolls which are equal to twenty rolls which are
equal to sixteen major large rolls. Have you noticed this?
You can't just buy four rolls of toilet paper, can't? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I noticed that.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's like four mega rolls which are equal to twelve
regular rolls a toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm like, wait a minute, which one is? Which one is? Right?
Has anyone else noticed this or is this just me?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think you're doing the math when it comes to
your toilet paper. I just go to Costco Christine by,
buy a pack and call it a day.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, but before you could just buy regular, and now
it's like, well, you have to buy the six mega rolls, yeah,
which equals twenty four regular roles, and you're just I
don't know. Yesterday I was like, when did it become
so hard to just buy toilet paper?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Now now I feel like it's hard just to kind
of throw away trash because we have compost, yeah, cycling,
and then trash. And I'm standing like in front of
the trash cans, thinking, well, does the napkin go into
the compost?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
It?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Does the the plate go here?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
And then I feel dumb that I'm standing there looking
at where the stuff needs to go.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
And then you're trying to be environmentally friendly, and then
you feel guilty, like you're just like, oh God, I
don't want to get it wrong. You're gonna look at me,
so I don't want to do the wrong thing.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
And then I just say, forget it, just throw it
in with landfill, cause I don't know, I don't know.
And then if it's recycling, oh, but it's dirty food waste,
you're looking at the pictures on the side of the
garbage can trying to figure out where it goes.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Then Christy does the lid come off the cup, like
do I put the lid in there with the cup?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Telling you things are definitely different. Tell you what's not different,
the music.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
The vibe of the seventies, eighties and.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Nineties, which you got here for you every single day.
If you've noticed something is much more difficult than it
used to be back in the day, please.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Call it share. We will just you know, feel your
pain this morning?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes what eight' sixty six nine hundred and one three seven,
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the Way Christie Live. I don't know how we got
on the subject of toilet paper this morning, but yesterday
I went to go buy toilet paper, and I don't
understand why I was in the aisle doing math, because
now you can't just buy toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
You gotta is it the four rolls, which which is.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Equal to twelve rolls six mega rolls is equal to
twenty four regular roles.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
And I'm just like, why can't I just buy some
regular toilet paper? This is crazy? Good morning, Mary, you
forgot one thing about the toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yes, you gotta look at the other little tags to
see how much it costs per sheet.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
You know what, why do I find myself doing this?
People don't know and why do we have to do that?
But that's the only way to figure out if it's good,
it's a good price.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Yeah, I was shopping yesterday and I had to buy
toilet paper, so it just and that's what I was doing,
just like what you were doing.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's like, why am I doing math in the toilet
paper aisle? It is not that serious.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Thank you Mary for seeing me this morning, and I
see you just want to let you know. Okay, okay,
thank you. Classic kids went out three point seven. Good morning.
Who's this?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Hi? Good morning? This is Martha? Is this Christie?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Good morning Martha?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
You are all what's up?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Did you know that you were talking about something that
I had to jump in on?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
The toilet paper question?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Girl?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Now, Christy, you and Karina know that I don't worry
about toilet paper as much as the average bear because
I have my little basket of.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
What you have, your reusable cloths, and I have to
do that too.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Now, let me be clear. I don't use it for everything, Okay,
not everything, Okay, but I go on Amazon, you can
get like a package of fifty shop cloths for like
twenty dollars. Christy, I can't do the math either. Maybe
they cost me one hundred dollars apiece. But yeah, that's

(04:54):
my tip. It's eco. You don't have to worry about
all this toilet paper nonsense. That's all I am said.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I actually took your advice.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
But I use those towels for paper towels.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Thank you, I do.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Okay, Well, listen, you know I love you. I will
see him.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Might as well get some newspaper, do like a dog
and just go in your front yard.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
You know I can't with you produce a karina. I
can't with you anyway.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
For the Crazy Trainer on Morning Drives with Christie Live.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
The Crazy Train is headed to to Loose, France, where
another frivolous lawsuit is making head lines. So there was
this eighteen year old guy who broke into an apartment
building a couple years ago to be a part of
this viral trend called pool squatting, where you basically break
into a stranger's house or an apartment complex just to

(06:15):
use their swimming pool. Okay, so when the kid broke
into the apartment complex and dove into the swimming pool.
He didn't realize the pool was really shallow, so he
ended up breaking his neck.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh dang, yeah, I know. Sorry that kind of dark.
I just got dark roadway. You're breaking in, so come on,
you broke in. You dove into the pool.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
He accidentally broke his neck and ended up being paralyzed.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
But now he is actually suing the.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Owner of the apartment complex because he said they were
negligent in maintaining their swimming pool.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
It wasn't up to standards. No, are you kidding me,
bra you should have been arrested. Nope, nope. The injured
man is suing the property owners.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
He's claiming negligence and he wants damages because the pool,
which was three and a half feet at the shallow
inn and seven feet at the deep end, didn't have
signs warning people about the depth of the pool.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Now, come on, the property owners should press charges.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Treas I didn't say all that time. I mean, the
man has suffered enough. But still that is your crazy news.
You can ride the Crazy Train every weekday at seven,
ten and nine to forty, and of course it's on
demand too. At Classic Hits one o three seven dot
com Christie Live. There are lots of different perfumes in

(07:40):
the world, but there is one that has definitely gone viral.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Every Tuesday and Thursday on Classic.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Hits one o three point seven got to talk about
those crazy viral trends and something.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Called you gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'm trying to see how I can explain this because
I know you might be taking your kids to school
right now, but there is a new trend online called vabbing.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Have you heard about this?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
No? Well, vabbing is a blend of two words, dabbing
as in, I'm dabbing some perfume on my body, and
the V stands for okay.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I think I kind of know what the first part is.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It would be your.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I'm just saying I know what it means. Personal zone,
personal zone. I want a female that starts with me.
That's what I was.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
And when you add those two together, you have the
latest perfume scent that is taking TikTok by storm. You
gotta be kidding me?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I wish I was.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
The way vabbing works is you dab a little from
your personal zone and then you dab it wherever you'd
put perfume, because this is supposed to attract people to
your scent via the pharomones.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Well, whynot.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Paltrow had a candle similar to this, and that's sold out,
so I can see this.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I don't care if she sold a candle, an instant stick,
a glade plug in.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, just stop it. How does it even?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, never mind, I'm gonna just go ahead and stick
to my bath and bodywork spray.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Thank you. You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
Kids, one oh three point seven. Time to play? Give
me five Christie.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
David Sanleandro, you sound like a winner. I already know
you're gonna crush this. All right, Dave, I got a
category i'm gonna give you. Put ten seconds on the clock,
and all you gotta do is give me five things.
In ten seconds, you will win a game box filled
with four hundred classic video games and bragging rights, and
you can take over the mic.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
You ready to go, Dave? Do it all right, Dave.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Clock starts when I say go play along with Dave.
If you're listening, give me five guy names that start
with the letter S, as in Sizzler.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Go Sam, see Kid, Sonny, you got it just in time,
just in time. I knew it. I knew it.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I was like, Dave is the winner, He's about to
crush this.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
You knew it right, Yes, congratulations, got a game box
for you.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Step up to the mic. Who or what would you
like to shout out? Since you are the champ.

Speaker 5 (10:42):
I'm gonna shout out myself because I did it.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
That works. You gotta love yourself.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Hey, congratulations, thanks for playing a long hang tight. Coming
up tomorrow you can steal his crown. And coming up
around nine point forty Hopping aboard the crazy train, got
your daily crazy news and another frivolous lawsuit.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
You won't believe this one though, Tell you about it
straight ahead on Classic Kids one O three point step.
You're listening to Morning Drive with Christie Live on demand.
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