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May 30, 2024 15 mins
It's graduation season! Christie talks about going to her godson's graduation and the words that inspired her. The crazy train involves a man with a suspended license who showed up to his Zoom court appearance while DRIVING. Plus, it's Thursday which means it's time for 'You Gotta Be Kidding Me' and you won't believe what you can buy for weight loss at the gas station. So much happening on a Thursday. Enjoy! 
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You listening Good Morning Drive with ChristieLive on demand next twenty six on your
Morning Drive is Christie Live. Thanksfor listening to Ages Plus at one O
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free iHeartRadio app. My name's Christy. Producer Karina is right here and it
is graduation season. Yep. Yesterdayhad the chance to see my seventeen year
old godson Eshton graduate. Oh reallyalready, big, I can't even right
now. You know I don't haveany kids. Yeah, so you know,

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my god children are basically my kids. And it's nice because then I
don't have to, like, youknow, deal with kids, hang out,
be the fun one and then givethem back. Yes, but yesterday
Northgate in Walnut Creek had their graduationat the Conquer Pavilion. Wow, four
one hundred kids in the graduating class, and walking up you could see all

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of these proud parents and you couldhear them all saying, oh my god,
this is gonna take forever? Areyou kidding? Me, this is
gonna be all my long, butgotta give it up to North Kate.
They kept it moving. So it'sgraduation season. If you haven't graduate in
your life, I can only imaginehow you're feeling, because the time really

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does fly. I mean, thetime of the graduation ceremony didn't seem to
fly, but time of the growingup really does. Just wow, just
a blink of an eye. Butit was really cool. Last night,
they picked a teacher to speak,and what he shared was so poignant.
He said, you know, noone's gonna remember. You can ask all

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the people here and no one cantell you the last five Best Actor or
Best Actress award winners. You can'tname the last five Nobel Peace Prize winners.
You can't name the last five MVPsof whatever sporting championship game, he
said, but I guarantee you youcan name five teachers who changed your life.

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I guarantee you you can name fiveclose friends who've lifted you up when
you were feeling bad, or fivepeople who've affected your life. And he
said, when it comes down toit, those are the memories, and
those are the people that are goingto be important to you, not how
much money you make, not whattitles you have, not what job you

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have. But these are the realtangible people who are going to really make
a difference in your life. Andeveryone was like, oh my goodness,
true. Yeah. I couldn't waitto get here and share that. It
was just like, oh, man, that's so true. I don't know
ow he's prize winners, but Ido know I could knock out five teachers
for sure. So if you area teacher, you know one of our

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friends in the morning, Jason,he's a teacher, probably had to work
right now, you're in the homestretch, you're about to get out for
summer vacation. Thank you for whatyou do. Thank you for helping and
supporting the kids. And if youhave a graduate this year, man,
congratulations, especially if they graduated highschool. You made it. They did
it because my god son, itwas touch and go there for a second.

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All right, if you want tocollege, shout out your graduate too.
Feel free, want to show themsome love. Got some hollow notes
on the way and the Scorpions comingup next on eighties plus Christie Live Rocking
Your Thursday Morning at Sadies plus awhat three point seven Go commercial free for
eighty minutes at seven twenty for yourdrive, and thank you so much for
listening. You know, Pat Sajakis counting down the days to his final

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Wheel of Fortune episode, and there'sbeen some crazy moments on Wheel of Fortune,
but there's one recently that went viral. Did you happen to see the
latest Wheel of Fortune incorrect guess?No? Oh man. So this guy
was trying to guess the puzzle.There was a couple of letters you could

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see, and the clock was ticking, and he came up with his guests,
rush right in thet what No,No, right in the butt,
rush right in the butt? No, no, no, no, there

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weren't even five letters in the firstword. There were only four right in
the butt. No. No.He's like, sorry, Pat, I
got excited, clearly, clearly Ilove that other contestant. She's like mortified.
No. No. If you wantto see the video, it is

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definitely hilarious. No, you cancheck it out on our Socials eighties plus
radio. Man, that is crazy, but it's not your daily crazy news.
The story for your crazy news isreally insane. Oh man. This
guy's court appearance has gone viral,and if you have not heard about it
this morning. Trust me you willby the end of today. Got to
that crazy news when we hop aboardthe Crazy Train, coming up at seven

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ten on eighties plus at what threepoint seven now point, it's time for
the Crazy Trailer One Morning Drive withChristie Live eight minutes of commercial free music

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coming up for you at seven twenty. But right now we are headed out
to Michigan aboard the Crazy Train,where a man's recent virtual court appearance has
gone viral. This man was supposedto be in court, and unfortunately he
was running a little late. Hewas driving. He had to go to
the doctor's office, but he didn'twant to be late for his court appearance,

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so he logged online anyways, andthat's when things went all bad.
Mister, are you driving, Ashley, I'm pulling into my doctor's office.
I'm parking right now, so maybeI don't understand something. This is the
driving one license suspended, That iscorrect, your owner, and he was
just driving and he didn't have alicense, that is correct, your owner.

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I don't even know why he woulddo that. I don't know why
he would even do that. Idon't know why if your license is suspended
and you're showing up in court oryour suspended license. Why you would show
up on zoom in your car?Oh my god, I've seen this video
like twenty times. You got tosee this dude's face when the judge is

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like, so let me get thisstraight. Bruh, You're you're driving.
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, butI'm about to pull over. Yeah okay,
but you don't have a license.But you're gonna log onto my good's
court and be on driving. Sodefendants bond is revoked. Dan has turned
himself into the watching kind of deal. By six pm today, that's when

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it all sinks in. That isthe moment where it hits this dude like,
oh you did it to yourself.Bruh, I mean you did.
You could have just should have waiteduntil you guys the parking lot, you
know, and then been like I'mjust part somebody else drove me here.
No, don't be in the car. If your life is suspended, imlowing
up at Core. If you wantto see this video, it is on

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our social search eighties plus radio.You need a good laugh in your life
this morning, check this one out. He's like, oh my god,
just it just you can see itin he's like dumb, dumb all right,
even in some commercial free music tostart your drive coming up outfield and
Michael Jackson on the What Christie Livethirty two, Good morning, My name's

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Christie. Producer Karna is right hereand thank you for letting us come along
for your morning drive. On eightiesplus at one oh three point seven Saturday,
the San Mateo County Fairy starts.It goes through the ninth it's closed
on Monday and Tuesday, but it'sgonna be a good time. And you
know how you go to the fairor amusement park sometimes and they have those
guessing games like guess how many marblesor in a jar, or guess how

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many pieces of candy are in thisbottle or whatever. Well, someone on
TikTok has cracked the code to figureout how you get the correct answer every
single time. How simple mathematics.I went and I counted how many bulls
of yarn were touching the bottom,and it was six. And then I
counted how many were touching the side, and it was six. And then

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I couldn't get around the other side, but I guess it would also be
six because it was like a spearso I did six. I'm six,
I'm six, and I guess twohundred and sixteen. And she was right,
real, she guessed it correctly,and I looked it up. It's
called exhaustivity or something like that.Where the x axis times the y axis

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times the z axis gives you thevolume and therefore you can guess what's in
the jar. Yeah, I'm neverwinning that game. Okay. Basically multiply
the sides by the bottom right,and then you can essentially I don't know,

(09:24):
Yeah, I guess. Just takea guess. Take a guess.
If you're good at Matthew, youunderstand what I'm trying to say. Just
stop and so enjoying final Okay,get the fair. What's your math for
a goldfish? No? Thank you. Do they give out goldfish at the
fair anymore? They do? Yeah, they do. It's always the ball.

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You have to throw the little pingpong ball into the water and that's
your little goldfish bowl, and thenyou have to walk around with the goldfish
all day long as the fair.Yeah, and then they last about a
day. They don't have a longlifespan, well not if you're walking around
when I'm in a plastic ziplock atthe fair all day, Gone day weather
Shoe scofish is a fried piece offish. Damn row. I'm walking around

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the fair in a plastic daggy.Anyways, every Tuesday and Thursday we got
to talk about the crazy viral trendsand things happening in the world. A
lot of people are on this Ozimpicweight loss journey, but now there's gas
Station Ozipic. Find out about thisnonsense next and you gotta be kidding me

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on eighties plus Christie Live. It'seighties plus at one of three point seven.
Guy. Graduation season is in effect. We have two shout outs,
one for James Lick High School andSantel Day and congratulations to the class of
twenty twenty four and also to LindavistElementary for our Danny, our little nephew

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who's graduating fifth grade on his wayto middle school. So bait job me
home. We love you and arevery proud of you. Wait a good
Zanny, Congrats, happy graduation,Christie Live, gas Station Ozimpic, I
swear people would do anything to lookgood and lose weight. It's eighties plus

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at one o three point seven,and every Tuesday and Thursday, we talk
about crazy viral trends happening in theworld, and this is one of them,
and something we call you gotta bekidding me. So, you know
a lot of people have started takingthe weight loss drug Ozimpic, but it's
expensive. A thirty day supply couldeasily run you a thousand bucks. Dang.

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Yeah, So you know, itwas only a matter of time before
people started coming up with alternatives,and now there is gas station ozimpic.
You gotta be kidding me. Technicallyit's not really ozimpic. They're called zen
pouches. Zen pouches are placed betweenthe gum and the lip. They're marketed

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as an alternative to cigarettes and chewingtobacco. Some though, are using it
for one of its reported side effects, and that's weight loss, with some
branding it as the poor person's oZepic. These things are like five dollars
a canister and people are using themand swear by them on TikTok. You
lose so much weight just replacing zenwith any hunger, your boys down like

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thirty pounds I want. That's insane. Why didn't you get like an addiction
to the nay you would that isno tobacco. That is, you to
a tobacco trying to lose some weight. People man online, y'all. Just
because you see someone do it onlinedoesn't mean that you're supposed to do it
too. I mean it does haveme a little intrigue. No no,

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no no no no no no nono no, just so it telling me
to just exercise. Yeah boom.Chrystie Live on eighties plus that on three
point seven. Thanks for letting uscome along this morning for your drive.
I'm Christy producer Karina is here.What's up, Chris? Yeah, Olier,

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you were talking about? Uh wwill fortune game fail? Oh yeah?
This dude went all the way leftwith his guests on Wheel of Fortune
rush right what? No, it'sthe note for me. Pat's a jag
is like no, okay if youlook it up on YouTube. Uh huh.
There was one from the late seventieswhen Richard Dawson posted family feud uh

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huh. And there was his fatherand son that were on the bonus brown
uh huh. And the one questionwas name an animal with three letters in
its name. Oh god, threeletters animals. I can think of what
they might have said. The dadsaid frog, No, Now it gets

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better. I just pulled up theclip. Uh huh, and you're not
gonna believe the son's answer name ananimal with three letters in his name,
alligator. Oh stop it, stopit. I can't with the game show
rails. Thank you, YouTube.We appreciate all of the goodness that you
offer to us on a daily basis. Thank you Chris also for sharing that

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one. I never saw that oneman eighties plus and one of three point
seven gonna get you back to themusic in thirty seconds eighties plus at one
oh three point seven, Time toplay give me five Christie Live Coach Jim
in the hot seat trying to takedown Tim in Richmond. I'm gonna give
you a category. You just haveto give me five things in that category.

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In ten seconds. You will bethe new Gimme five Champ, Big
Winner. You ready to go?Okay, go ahead, Coach Jim.
Clock starts when I say go giveme five pizza chains, go roundtable,
saw hat, mount, Mike,pizza hut shake. Oh yeah, I

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looked at you shouted out like theclassic pizza joints too. Oh no,
I'm thinking about pizza. Congratulations,Coach Jim, you are the new gimme
five, champ, You've been herebefore. You're no stranger to the winner
circle. Step up to the mic. Who would you like to shout out?
Your last time? From my fourthgrade basketball girls, Wed had a

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good season, made the playoffs,so we won the first round and lost
the summi. It's really good teamin a close game. And Easter time,
they made beautiful softball cards. Youcenter our homebound prisoners and gave some
more to church to mostly elderly prisoners. They loved them. Thank you.
Oh that is so sweet. Ohman. And the school season is over,
so shout out to the kids gettingready to start summer break, and

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of course the teachers and the coacheslike you. Congratulations coach Jim Listening Good
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