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You listening Morning Drive with Christie Liveon demand, What would you do if
two eight foot aliens just landed inyour backyard? Because that's what this seventeen
year old dude in Las Vegas said. He said he got it on tape.
Two eight foot tall aliens were inhis backyard. They're UFO crash there,
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and he just wants people to know, like, hey, they're here,
They're walking around. I haven't seenthem, but they're here. Christy,
there's video. Well that's what hesaid. But this is a seventeen
year old. Mmmm. You know, it could be a little AI generated
and maybe, however, there hasbeen some story. He said. It
was moving and breathing, it waspissed off, and it was looking like
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they wanted to do something to him. I don't know, I don't know.
I really believe that they're already here, you know, keep it real.
I think, you know, Ialways say this, the aliens is
just a matter of time, butI believe that they are already here.
Yesterday was having dinner with my godsons, and I asked the question because I
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had seen this story. You know, if the aliens did come down to
earth, this is so random.I'm sorry you guys this morning, I
apologize what the conversation what you havewith your godsons? So, if the
aliens did come down to Earth,let's say the seventeen year old was correct,
and seeing these eight foot tall aliens, who do you think they should
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meet with? If you had topick one person for the aliens to meet
with, since they're here on Earth, you want to set up a little
lunch date so that way they canget to know America, the world.
It is their first time here.You know, who do you think the
aliens should meet with? That isthe question this morning? What eight sixty
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six, nine hundred and one threeseven. You can tap the red microphone
on our iHeartRadio app if you wantto jump in and join the fun.
Personally, I think that they shouldmeet with Duwayne the Rock Johnson. Christie
I was thinking the same thing.Dwayne the Rock Johnson I think is cool.
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He's popular, he's likable. Soif he takes him around Hollywood,
the aliens would be able to getinto all the highest clubs. They you
know, get to go to Nobu, Mister Chills, all the schmancy places.
You know, they get to seea very handsome gentleman. Who's a
great representation of like, Hey,this is what fit people look like.
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Andy loves the Rock. Hey,you know yeah, he's in Mowana Little
Disney Action. Who would you pick? Is the question. We already said
we'll set it up with Dwayne theRock Johnson, but would love to hear
your thoughts. One eight sixty sixnine hundred and one three seven. Tap
the red microphone on our iHeartRadio appif you want to get in on this
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morning fun just a little randomness isjust start your morning drive here on eighties
plus, Christie Live eighties plus andone of three point seven this morning super
random conversation I was having with mygodsons yesterday. If aliens came to Earth,
people swear they see the UFOs allthe time, and you could pick
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one person for them to meet.Who would you suggest that the aliens meet
with? Producer Karna And I said, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I mean,
he's got it all, he's gotthe access to the super shmancy places.
He seems like he'd be cool tohang out with. Tap the red
microphone on our iHeartRadio app and youcan jump in. Oh, they should
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definitely holler at me. First,I want to see the space ship.
Secondly, I want to draw himaround if you're gonna start a Miss MC
California. But first we just gochop it up. I'm gonna ask him
what would they like to see?I like that, you know what?
Okay, you can shout yourself out, and I appreciate that you would ask
them what they wanted to do.Hey, aliens, you want to see
Alcatraz? You want to go toa taco truck. It's up to you.
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What about you? One eight sixtysix hundred one three seven. You
can also, like I said,tap that red microphone on our iHeartRadio app
if you want to jump in andjoin the fun. This Tuesday morning,
it's time for the Crazy Trailer.One Morning Drives with Christie Live. She's
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alive, She's alive. Today theCrazy Train is headed out to Nebraska,
where a woman named Constance Glance hadbeen unfortunately pronounced deceased. As of yesterday
morning, she was at the LincolnNursing Home. She'd been in hospice care
and they said, I'm sorry,Constance has passed. They called her family
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and she was transferred to a funeralhome. And that's when things went kind
of left. When the funeral homewent to go help Constance out, they
noticed a little something something different aboutthis dead person, the fact that she
was still breathing. A seventy fouryear old females that was believed to be
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deceased and brought here is now uhagnal breathing on the table. Wait,
how does this keep helping? Howdoes this keep happening? Because this is
not the first second or third timewe've done this kind of story in the
Crazy dr What is up with thepeople? Oh? Man, if I
was in that funeral home, i'dkind of be freaking out. Oh my
gosh. Can you imagine she's calmtoo, the person that called that one
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one? Uh yeah, she's breathing. No, what happened? Gotcha?
I'm awake? Gotcha? I don'tget it? Oh man. She just
wanted to break free from that.She wanted to get out of that nursing
home. She was like, holdon, I've been practicing this trip.
Hold my bread us stop that.Don't they check vitals? You would think
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they would do this, But likeI said, this is not the first
second or third time we've done thiskind of story in the crazy train.
So hey, at least she's doingokay. Unfortunately she is in hospice care,
so no one's gonna get in troublebecause they're like, well, you
know she yeah, you know.Look, day cow, that's crazy.
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That is your crazy news story.You can ride the Daily Crazy Train every
weekday at around sevent ten and alsonine forty that's when it leaves the station
for the Nonsense Christie Live. It'sa thirty five on eighties plus and one
o three point seven. Thank youso much for letting us come along for
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your morning drive. And speaking ofdrive, last week in the Crazy Train
our daily Crazy News story, youmay have heard us talking about this driver
who showed up to court on zoom. He wasn't supposed to be driving.
Mister, are you driving, Ashley? I'm pulling into my doctor's office.
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I'm parking right now, so maybeI don't understand something. This is the
driver wanted license suspended, that isyour owner, and he was just driving
and he didn't have a license that. I don't even know why he would
do that. I don't even knowwhy he would do that. I don't
know why. He sounds like doctorevil when he said I don't even know
why he would do that. Thisvideo went super viral. The guy was
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like, oh my god, yeah, because basically the judge was like,
how about you drive yourself to jailand be there by six o'clock because now
you were under arrest and no bondexactly. And so this story, like
I said, went super viral.But now there's a twist. There's always
a twist. Turns out this manwhose face and video was plastered all over
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the world did not actually have hisdriver's license suspended. What there was a
clerical error is very embarrassing. Thetype of ties that I have with the
church and the community. It isvery embarrassing. Somebody supposedly reinstated his license,
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but they forgot to put it inthe computer, so it still showed
that his license was suspended. Sothe judge was like, bruh, what's
going on. No, they eventuallyworked it all out, but that is
super embarrassing. I do have tosay though, he's like, oh,
you know, with my ties tothe church, Well, if you had
ties to the church, why areyou in court in the first place.
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If you want to bring that up. I'm just saying, right, I'm
surprised, And he didn't even saylike, no, what are you talking
about? My license is not suspendedbut a clerical error. When you feel
moted, you really can't do much. And if you know what moated means,
you already know. The video isstill funny, though, and if
you haven't seen it, you canalways check it out on our social search
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eighties plus Radio Man Now every Tuesdayand Thursday, we talk about the crazy
viral trends happening in the world,and something called you gotta be kidding Me.
And there's a new sport. Idon't know if you've heard about this.
I think I would be pretty rawat this sport though. Oh for
real, wait till you hear aboutthis new sport, because you might oh
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ready to let me back downs.I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
Christie Live one three point seven,it's eight point fifty two, and every
Tuesday and Thursday we got to talkabout the crazy viral trends in the world
and something we call you gotta bekidding Me. There is a new sport.
Well, it's been around for awhile, it's new to us,
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yeause we just found out about thissport. Sign me up because it's going
down the professional Pillow Fighting Championship isback again and they are so serious about
the pillow fighting. What man arefirm and the sheets are snubbed night night.
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We are set for three hard hittingrounds in our championship final and they're
so serious about it too. Apal consistent hold on, you're not ready.
I don't get you heard that?Hold on a minute? Hurt my
feelings, she's Louise. Is thata pillow to the face? Oh my
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goodness? Oh no. The professionalpillow fighters are going down and the event
is Guns and Hoses charity event atthe Arnold Sports Festival. There are literally
people who sign up. You know, they do have the slapping competitions.
You've seen that before, Christy,I've seen that, but I've never seen
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the pillow fights. This is justcrazy. You gotta be kidding me.
Imagine telling somebody that your job isa professor chan pillow fighter, like I
think we should do it. Ichallenge you to a pillow fight. You
I'm putting marbles in my pillow.Then wait, okay, how para?
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I was just offering a friendly pillowfight and Karna's over here trying to blind
me for life. Hurt right there? That hurts Marbles, Okay, find
a memory phone then cut cream matter. No, just pure evil, that's
what that is, right there.Just trying to have a nice little pillow
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fight. Well, if you're interested, you can sign up. There's a
league fight p FC dot com.That's crazy, no Marbles, allow.
You gotta be kidding me. ChristieLive. What's up, Isabelle. I'm
calling because of the the guy whowas driving and with a suspended license.
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Yes, and he showed up tocourt on zoom and the judge basically told
him to report to jail. Ifyou saw the video, you may not
have heard by now. It wasactually a clerical mistake and he did have
a license. And you know healso spent two days in jail. Oh,
no, one, they cleared itup. You're kidding. No,
And that's all because somebody made thatclerical error. Wow, that's super Jakey.
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Oh you know what. I thinkthat's probably why he was like,
you know, with my ties tothe community and the church, I was
embarrassed. That is the start ofa lawsuit. Yes, that is the
start of a lawsuit. Yes,that's crazy. I didn't know that.
Thank you so much for that truthbomb, is Abelle. That's what's up.
Thank you. He's about to givepaid. I mean, think about
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it. His face is plastered allover the world with that video. Bruh,
get your money, yeap, needit for bail. Chel Well,
no, that's a whole let menot go. What are you talking about?
Child support? The whole point ofhis court thing that his court his
license was spend in. Uh huhwas because he didn't pay child support.
Okay. And he's talking about myties to the church, uh huh.
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Okay, people are people? DepecheMode said it best. Back to the
music in thirty seconds in dadies pluseighties plus at one oh three point seven,
time to play give me five withChristie Live Paul and Hey, we're
trying to take down Tim and Richmondright now. Let's see if you got
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what it takes to battle the brainfreeze. All right, I got him.
I like that energy, Paul,keep it up. Okay. Clock
starts when I say go, I'mgonna give you a category. All you
have to do is give me fivethings in that category in ten seconds for
your chance to win. All right, let's do it. Clock starts when
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I say go, Paul, giveme five artists or bands that start with
the letter M as in moon gooh Man, Madonna, I don't know,
I'm sorry. There is Madonna,you got Madonna, Metallica, Mega
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Dad, There's Michael, Michael McDonald, Michael Jackson. Yeah, I buffled.
Good job there, Riman, heshouted you out. Tim You're still
the champ. So enjoy the crownfor one more day. And Paul,
thank you so much for calling toplay. You still get a round of
applause. You're awesome. It's that'sthe spirit right there. I like that
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attitude. Morning Drive with Christie Liveon demand,