June 4, 2025 • 52 mins
Happy 100th Episode!
Today’s episode of The Morning Mosh Pit is packed tighter than a drive-thru on free fry day.
First up, we meet Chonkosaurus, the snapping turtle that's now Chicago royalty. Then we ask: What’s a sound from your childhood younger folks will never hear? (Spoiler: dial-up internet, we miss you.)
We’re talking budget date nights with ideas under $38 – yes, romance is alive AND affordable.
But it gets real: Chicago is sinking?!
Yup… we’re breaking down what’s going on under the city streets.
It’s White Sox Wednesday, and they’re letting fans sing the anthem. So… do we try out or nah? Fast food chains are beefin’ again in the great Snack Wrap War
Marris hits us with 5 things you gotta know, plus the latest in Nerd News from tech and science.
The Rock Report is LOUD with:
All that and more, only on #iHeartRadio
Today’s episode of The Morning Mosh Pit is packed tighter than a drive-thru on free fry day.
First up, we meet Chonkosaurus, the snapping turtle that's now Chicago royalty. Then we ask: What’s a sound from your childhood younger folks will never hear? (Spoiler: dial-up internet, we miss you.)
We’re talking budget date nights with ideas under $38 – yes, romance is alive AND affordable.
But it gets real: Chicago is sinking?!
Yup… we’re breaking down what’s going on under the city streets.
It’s White Sox Wednesday, and they’re letting fans sing the anthem. So… do we try out or nah? Fast food chains are beefin’ again in the great Snack Wrap War
Marris hits us with 5 things you gotta know, plus the latest in Nerd News from tech and science.
The Rock Report is LOUD with:
- Ben Burnley (Breaking Benjamin) going unplugged
- Seether & P.O.D. teaming up for a co-headlining tour 🎸
All that and more, only on #iHeartRadio
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Sure, it's gloomy and rainy outside, but at least we're
also only halfway through the work week.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's a positive summer. You reverse bad news bears. Don't
do that.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Good news otters.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We're halfway through the work week and it's really rainy outside.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, the morning mash been on Rock Nighted. My name
is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Mary's I'm sleepy, Michael. It is hump Monday, which also
means it's White Sox Wednesday, and what a day to celebrate.
The White Sox beat the best team in baseball yesterday.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Guess who favorite team that is. We don't got to
do this, Marison.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I know that one.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And now you want to sport the team.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Yeah, by the way, not even close. No, it was
a ass kicking over there.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh and did that trigger anything from your recent experience.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Michael, Yeah, I had to turn the game off, like
I just went through that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I know what it's like.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Was it, Mars?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It was eight to one? Eight to one. I know
you're staring at the score, but they.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Appreciate No, no, no, Maris, could you relive this gros
on her?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Please? No? Because I just want to focus on the
White Sox Wednesday of it all, and that we are
going to have a four pack of tickets for you
to see the Saint Louis Cardinals in town at raid
Fields Number one.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Late later Chicago White Sox. Yeah yeah yeah, White Sox Wednesday.
But I don't really care about what socks you're wearing.
I care more about what shirt you're wearing. It's Crop
Top Week two K twenty five. Baby, let's go.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
And what's the weather doing?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Good?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Pick on Crop Talk? I did a pole, I did
a poll stop on my.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, listen, Team Naughty.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah the Crop Top that Mike you toast today, says
team not.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You bought them forrah.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I sure did a huge shows so funny.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, yeah that's.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Marisso this is actually cool.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's a good series. I want to be on Team Naughty.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Were all listen, daddy, we're all on Tim Naughty today.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I just had another idea, why.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Are you looking at me like that? I don't know,
I don't know, I feel like don't And then you
hear it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We need a four or five X shirt?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Why so we could all be in it?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh yes, yes, a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
That could be the grand finale of Crop.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Talk Week or in Monty Python that three headed.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Nay, come on and now w C HI weather with
Michael weather Man. Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather
like today, trips.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Kelly joke. I love the Chappelle.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That was fun.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, trip on you.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
It's gonna be wet as all get out, all day, rain,
off and on.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's gonna suck.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
How wet is get out today?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It's real wet, sopping, stopping sopping, gonna be still kind
of warm. It says here a, Hi, have seventy three today,
low fifty four, So I got I got call like
warm rain. I gotta call both of you out.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What because it is above freezing, it is above fifty degrees,
it is raining. Ju guys, June, what do you want
right now?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Eighty degrees and sunny, no snow outside.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I can walk out. It's comfortable. No, you guys, there's
not Sonny.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm sorry that you have low standards for how mother
nature treats you. But I'm a lady and I expect
to be treated as such. And when I put in
the hard work through winter, we didn't even get we
didn't even get like a spring this year. It was
just like elongated winter, and so once we get to summer,
best stay.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I saw someone online saying yesterday he was like, so,
the reason everybody pretends like Chicago summer is so great
is because it's gargage the rest of the year. And
they were just brawling on this podcast about it. Yeah,
I don't think that's mass nice. Is the sun coming soon?
I yeah, even yesterday it was still like, well that
(04:27):
was smoky.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That was a smoky song.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Still the sunshine?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, and Maris, somehow this is your fault.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
No, because I know exactly what's going to happen. It's
going to be the antithesis of Chicago August. It's going
to be ninety nine and humid outside of you kidding me.
I said what I said, I know what you said.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It didn't make any sense, which is why I'm asking
for clarification.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
And language are a long word, and.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You're liked, but you kind of get what I'm going
It doesn't mean what it actually what I wanted to,
but like, you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Get what I'm going for. Have you heard of a
context clue? Use it?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay? I even try to use it to change the
definition of.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Thank you. I appreciate it, but you're going to be
complaining in August when it's too hot outside. And I'm
going to remind you of these beautiful June days where
it's warm. Got a little spritz.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Of rain in the air, ye I had, But yesterday, fritzen.
There's a humid yesterday a little bit. Yeah for feeling
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh, we're a.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Little moist up in here.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Trip trip trip a right, So that's your weather. Good times.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
We're going to tell you about Chonkasaurus coming up next,
the big snapping turtle that lives and it continues to
live in the Chicago River.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Chunky Bully, Chunky Boy. It is the morning mashpit on
Rock ninety five to five. Don't forget the text all
day today eighty four four nine five ninety five fifty
simple Minds tickets up for grab when they come to
town on June twentieth.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, we'll pick a winter in text time in the
nine o'clock hour.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Is there Crop Top messing with your So we did.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
It's crap Top week and we cut pieces off the
shirts and I have it hanging off my microphone like
Steven Tyler does.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
But it's like it's really messing. You're trying to read
something right enough.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Please use its full name. Crop Top Week two, K
twenty five. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
A massive snapping turtle, also celebrating crop Talk week five.
It was found lounging on a better rusty nails in
the Chicago River. He's won hearts of the internet after
a viral video was posted. Joey sen Tore, a self
tap botanist in Chicago Native, was kayaking through the Chicago
River with a friend when he came across the turtle,
which he named Chonkasaurus. It is a big ass snapping turtle,
(06:43):
yomping boy like this is could take a finger off
for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I was going to take a hand, yes, seriously. Well.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Kayaking down the river, Santori and his friend spotted the
reptile on a rotting pylon, which was held together with
chains and historically used to direct water traffic prevent damage
to structures. And he was just chilling out there, sitting
in the sunshine.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I didn't realize Chunk was a badass too, chilling on nails.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Like what, oh, big bully, you big tough fully.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, I have to address this. Are you petting chonk
of Saurus?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
If you see yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Babe, you just don't like hands.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I don't need them. You can have it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I've never looked at a snapping turtle and been like,
I gotta touch that.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All the animals, all the animals are cute babies to me.
You can give you a tapeworm and I'd be like,
I'm gonna call you Scotch.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
And we're gonna Hey, this could be a new Ninja
Turtles movie. Chunky comes out of the Chicago River. It's
a Chicago Ninja Turtles movie. Chunky, he saves them.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I want to be saved by the Chunky. And then
you're like, oh, we can feed him pizza.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, come on. And when you lose your arm trying
to feed Chunk some pizza.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay, sharing, I have another arm, you'll take both of them.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No, I only offer the one.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Mm hm. You think he's going to stop there?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, I mean like you can only eat so much arm.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He said it was eating it, you gonna snap it off.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
He's a snap snap it to eat.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
They sound like that too, when they pop their when
they close their mouth like it's an actual snap.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Close to a snapping turtle.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
No, but I've seen videos of them like people are
playing with them or something that's like what you're like?
Oh man, this guy film Nicodemus.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Which I like that name. I think it's a Bible thing, right, Nicodemus.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yes, uh, director of research at Urban Rivers says, be careful.
They snapping turtles are very ill tempered and capable of
producing a very serious bite.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh, don't stories.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm creaky too. I would like to compare the bite
force to a bear trap.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
And compare the bite force to a bear trap.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, I'm just conjecturing there, but it feels like it'd
be very intense, but it would just gonna go around
pet and stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Be careful if you're swimming in the river too. Oh
snip snip off. Those turtles are fat.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You're not getting it back.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I just realized what you were talking about. The river.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
So we have the rat hole chanka Saurus. Wasn't there
a bag of something? No, there's a gator, gator.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Gator a few years ago. You don't remember, chance to
gator there more?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Un Rock ninety five five Williams Queen Queen, if you
will quick follow up because we were talking about our
chancasaurus and I brought up a chance to Snapper, who
was saved five years ago, and it's incredible, currently living
at a Florida Gator farm and is the beefiest and
bossiest gator and Chance, that's right, you show them what
(09:59):
your goes about.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Des bossiest gator West attitude incredible.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
So somebody just what Gator obviously didn't. He is not
running around here naturally.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Somebody let it loose a humble part.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, and then he grew.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Just like Chonkasaurus, the snapping turtle.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I think that's more naturally occurring. Though maybe they're boys.
We should find out of difference, set them together. They
can go run the run the Florida reserve.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
They could start a reptile game.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Like that sounds like a mutant ninja.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Guys familiar that does you know what? It sounds is
like threatening?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
But I don't think that that's the real threat facing humanity,
not gators, not turtles. No, we are inevitably going to face.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
A human advice it's a robot.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Wall from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
To prevent inventory from running out, Big Bucks retailers such
as Target, Home Depot and Walmart are using AI to
predict when product amounts could dwindle.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
What a good idea.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, well, I mean yeah, As a result, according to
their executive vice president, Target's inventory availability has improved every
year for the last four years.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
And I'm sure that's definitely true and not just fluff
to make the business sound good.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Probably thoughts Merris, you might gone gone. Well, that's like
that's pretty much it they're using. And also they're saying
that AI can help retailers proactively ad just stock before
disruption strikes, rather than reacting to changing conditions.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
So, so essentially it takes into account what you have,
how much you've been selling over time. Maybe Christmas is coming,
so then the AI can sort of figure out what's
this that problem. My job is the person who does
the inventory, So what do I do now?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Get wrecked?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That's what I'm saying. Like, there's a system like you're
down to two Kansas soda in the fridge, you gotta
go get some more soda. It's just that simple. And
obviously they have more analytics and more human thought behind it,
but not anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
They need to take into consideration factors like consumer behavior, inflation,
and trade policy.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Is that supply chains, put it all together, analyze it.
It's interesting problems. I just see this's going to take
so many jobs it already is. I mean, yeah, yeah,
then what happens. Yeah, I think I'm not scared, but
I am a realist and I'm looking around going I think.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Like, theoretically, it's just going to be like train your
inventory people on how to use the AI because we
still need human oversight for things. It's not like AI
is a perfect machine yet yet yet yet. Yeah, but really,
how they get you is by giving you wrong inventory.
They say, oh no, we seem to be incredibly low
on robot weapons. You better order probably three hundred more
(13:03):
robot weapons. I see what you do robot check, You'll
get you to just like sending in the list of
the things for inventory. You're not even checking that they
upped the robot weapons by three hundred.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
All of a sudden you got armed robots and then
they went abitab all you versus robot war.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
You know it's not closed.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
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Speaker 1 (13:33):
Them, crap top week two K twenty five people. Uh,
maybe you just can't afford a full shirt, you know
what I mean. People can't afford much these days. Things
are getting more and more expensive.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Including dating. Jeez Christ, it's expensive.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But we have a list of dates that are thirty
dollars or less. Oh I got I love it in theory,
a picnic being number one.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I do love a pic.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
There's no way you're doing a picnic for thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Have you been to the grocery Store's so true?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
At three things and.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
It's like forty five bucks. There's one egg. Yeah, yeah,
I was gonna say, not cooked. I don't know what
to do with this.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I saw, let's get that protein.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah right. Those games, it's a beautiful view, though.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I imagine their thought processes, like, get some stuff you
already have in your fridge, make some sandwiches, go picnicking.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
But yeah, you and so you're still not good. No
there for thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hiking I love hugging. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't like any man nearly enough to make him
make me do cardio for him.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
You don't like, but you love walking.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I do love walking, but that's my alone time.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Well, I agree with that. People always try to get
me to join for running groups. I said, not do
this to be away from people.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Also, I'm trying to breathe, not have a conversation like
I'm laboring over here.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
No, you want to you want to know.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I want to hear my music. I don't want to talk.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, exactly, I'm immersing myself in nature.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That point survival because I'm trying to breathe. I haven't
ran in so long.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, I take myself out.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
An ice cream date. That's just cute.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
You could pull that off under thirty, I think. Yeah,
you can guess one.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Of those like tourist spots that are charging fifteen bucks
per cone because they make it like look like an elephant.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Ben and Jerry's is expensive too, but it's so good.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
It is good. Oh god, I pay money for ice cream.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
A game night, so board game, deck of cards.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Parents used to do cribbage. Anybody wore no cribbage.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
It's like a little board with little things you put
in there and you try to race them around the board.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I don't actually know how to play.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I've heard the name before, played it one second, but
I was also let's tag on to the PS five.
It has a lot of free games available every once
in a while, so you can just download a new
game and then blaze through the rest of the evening.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
They could just wei or play the Nintendo Free.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You could also wi for less than pretty dollars. That
can be fun for both people depending on what you're into.
Pizza night is one. But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Why would I have a date with what my bosses
give me for.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
A promotion because afterwards, Oh okay, pizza is always good though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I know, yeah, yeah we do. We do like a
good pizza and open mic night. Oh god, no, oh no,
because you're going to go watch the open mic.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
But I think, isn't there two drink minimums and stuff
like that? Sometimes?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And also worst nightmare if you're going on a date
with somebody for the first time it's an open mic
and then they get up and then what if they suck?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah I'm being real.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah yeah yeah. And same sunsets.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I'm a sunset slot.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was about to say that's for you, Mike.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I love them. I'll get a sunrise too.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I was about to say, you get a good scen set,
you get to a good sunrise.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Oh, I dreamed back to those those mornings where you
woke up or you're still up with your friends growing up,
and the sun was coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It's sitting out in nature. You pull it to your
friend's parents house driveway and the sun the birds.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
To your window before your parents wake up. A paint
and sip night. But they're not saying, like to go
to one of those like events. They're saying, grab a
bottle of wine and then go to like the Walmart section,
get some water color paint, volunteering, do some good deeds together,
that's not and then do the good deed together.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's that's that's a further along date. That's not a These.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Are just date ideas.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It doesn't say first okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay yeah,
beautiful then and an art gallery.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
So that's not for me.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well, actually, when you catch the shale shed field or
Museum of Science and Industry on a free day, I
heard the free day suck though, because there's so many people.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Someone warned me. They were like, it sounds good in theory,
but if you go it's packed. Yeah, I got one here.
It's the quote stay home and save money night. Yeah, okay,
perfect step.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Wantn't be entertaining enough in conversation to make that fun.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Good luck, flight a candle, order zero food, watch a
free trial, and pretend you're rich.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's perfect, and pretend you like each other. This morning,
this morning, this morning.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You can tailor songs to be about your life. You know,
there's no laws against it. Fun fact, this morning, this morning,
it's morning. I'm Marken, Yes, Maris, you missed.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
It's morning, morning, marsh pitch.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Guys, don't worry, Okay, I don't. I don't want to
worry anybody. It's going to be okay, I'm worrying. But
Chicago is the fifth fastest sinking major city in the
United States.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
What kind of sinking are we talking about here? Take
a wild guess, like Miami style, like the city sinking
into the ground.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, yeah, we're what we sink into.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It could be like sinking.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Into the lake, a sliding deal.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Could be sinking home sales.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
We're not We're yes, like physically sinking down. It is
a heavy at seting. It is a lot of levels,
on levels, on levels. Yes, there's a lot of big buildings.
We are the fifth fastest sinking city. It's a lot
of words there. We're behind Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, and
New York and we are sinking at two point three
(19:31):
two millimeters a year. So like, what does this mean
for us? It's infrastructure. Okay, it's all infrastructure because crap. Anyway,
we're thinking about the roads, the pipes, the electricity, the bridges. Like,
once all of that starts getting out of line and
getting wonky, then we're gonna have problems. So it's more
(19:51):
of an accumulation issue over the years, like, hey, we
need to be cognizant of which areas are sinking more
than others.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
But yeah, so what you're saying is we won't have
to travel to Vienna anymore.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
We can make our city Vienna.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Or just get ready for a lower, lower, lower whacker.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The lowest wacker. I want gondolas on the Chicago River.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Did you say Houston, Dallas and Fort Worth? Yeah, it's
been nice knowing you Texas crack. Yeah, is Dallas is weird?
Houston makes kind of sense because they're called over by
Louisiana and that's yeah Dallas.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, I mean Chicago used to be a marshland swamp.
Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, so like that they
actually had to drain the city.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh wow, well that makes sense for us. But why Dallas, Dallas?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I don't get.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I think it's just I think they're just like, we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Build heavy, shall they say?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
For Dallas the main culprit is pumping of groundwater. A
new study UH said that the reason is sinking is
because they pumped too much groundwater m like into or.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Out of the city, I don't know, right out, because
then you're forcing a gap somewhere, which is another problem
that they're worried about, but not so much in Chicago.
So well, just be be aware.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Chicago is luring. Let that sink in.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Go five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Wow, we've really changed it up these days.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I like the new one too. Let's get into it.
Let's the iHeart Radio Music Festival has been a nouch
Oh yeah, returning to T Mobile Arena in Las Vegas
on September nineteenth and twentieth, featuring a lot of people,
Ew Jelly Roll, Nice, Maroon five, Brian Adam, Sammy Haygard,
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The Offspring, and Tim McGraw, all hosted by that man
Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Ah, welcome to American Idol. This I think that's what
he would say. This is American.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It's you know.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
One time Cool I was doing a show in Seattle
and Ryan Seacrest was doing auditions for American Idol and
they had him use our studio and so after he left,
the garbage was still full of all their stuff. So
we went through and like looked at all the things.
Do you know that everything that guy says is written down.
It's literally word for wordscripts like we come in here
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and we just talk to each other.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Everything he reads is just written.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Given away industry secrets on air, Michael.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm learning.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Hey, we were digging through the garbage can.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
At the time illegal to go through people's garden.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
He was in my garb my studio.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Hey, you're getting six things today, Thank you, Michael. Gamblers
are now open to wagering on the return of Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Jesus is this one.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
On anything over there that that's been available since March twentieth,
And apparently there's a three percent chance that Jesus will
return this year.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Hey, quick question, what do you do if you win?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I'm in Did any have all that money right before
the apocalypse could take it with you?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh? I got you good there. Yeah. Flight attendant was
busted with a synthetic substance made out of human bones.
She is now facing twenty five years in prison. I
was busted at a Sri Lanka airport hauling what they
called a suitcase full of cush nice, the one hundred
pounds of the new drug with human bones.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Though human bones, so I would argue that that's not
a synthetic substance.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
That would be organic matter.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Much like Ryan Seacrest. I'm reading the notes that I
prepared earlier today.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Your producer should have given you more detail. I am
my producer.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh, beachgoers had a nice little fright as there wasn't
a shark on the beach. It was a black bear
in Naples, not a friend, and the sun was too
busy recording the bear on his phone. The mother decided
to actually call nine to one one. No word on
how the bear got there or how the bear got
off the beach, probably by walking. I'm assuming somebody apprehended
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said bear.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Leave the bear alone. He's just doing his thing. You
didn't attack anyone. What a bear can't be on the beach? Yep,
bears can't have a beach.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Stat you play with the bear. And finally, with our
sixth thing, Today, Walt Disney is set to unveil a
new attraction at Magic Kingdom in Florida, Piston's Peak National Park,
a cars theme attraction. It's got a visitors law lodge,
a rangers headquarters, trails, and more. It is an all
inspiring wilderness filled with towering trees, snowcapped mountains, breath taking waterfalls,
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roaring rivers, and an immersive geyser from when he's traveling
through the country.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh okay, yeah, as long as the only music that
they play there is the Rascal Flats cover of Life
is a highway that I'm on.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
We gotta go way, all right?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
What are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Clearly needs to work on his escalation tactics. I'm a loser, baby,
so why don't you kill me?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
No, feels like we could take several steps before killing you.
Spartan mush been on Rock ninety five five?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
What are we doing? Bore?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Let's go today?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
I know I'm excited.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Why Are you excited because the Tigers lost to the
White Socks, which is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Never heard you sound this positive about the White Socks
all season.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
It'sday, by the way, eight to one, eight runs to
one run yesterday I.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Saw I saw the SAT tracker because I couldn't watch
the game.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah that's sad.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh Oh, what do you have to say, Maria, I
just said it, Jesus. Yeah, the Tigers didn't show up yesterday.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'll take any losses from the Tigers because the Cubs
and the Tigers are right.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
And I mean, how embarrassing for a Tiger to get
beaten by it?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Cub by the way, can we say it?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Is it this weekend in Detroit? Cubs Tigers? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
You, I was so excited.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I pay for Marquee, the network that you watch the
Cubs games on, but Merris doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I have. I have the MLB TV watch Tigers games
when they're not playing in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Oh yeah, that sucks because you get blacked out.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yes, I'm blacked out for seven days.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Well, hey, I sent you a link earlier. You can
watch any of the.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Account your cubs.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yes, Cubs defeated the Washington Nationals yesterday eight to three,
not quite as bad of an ass whoopon as the Tigers.
Michael Bush had a standout performance, sitting his ninth home
under the season, driving in three runs and finishing a
double shy of the cycle. Nico Horner contributed with a
two run single during a four run fifth inning, and
Dansby Swanson added two sacrifice flies for the big win.
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This victory marks the Cub's third consecutive then their fifteenth
in the last nineteen games.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, White Sox Wednesday. So we'll dive more into the
White Sox later in this hour with your next chance
to win a four pack and tickets to see a
White Sox ache on the card.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Usually you stepped into socks.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
You don't dive into. Do you think they play today?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's it's a late game, So I'm interesting types on
the field. They're gonna they're gonna try to sleep in
the rain. They can't the grip on the ball, and
also if there's lightning and the batgrips too, Okay, those
bats flying into the think of that. The technology is better,
but it's still it's not safe because then when the
balls start sliding in the pitches, they hit Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
If you're a wet ball and you're throwing it, it's
gonna have water spinning off of it and stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Smile and I want to.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
See them balls. Let go.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, all right, we're doing I think we're doing with
sports were good.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I'm just starting.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh, Rock the Country ticket sex.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Guys, Fun to the Head on the way, Rock the
Country Concert for people.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
It's all yours, Nicleback and Kid Rock.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
We say words.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yeah, now here's a bit only blog Will Merris, it's
that time.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Fun to the Head. Is here a four four ninety
five fifty b collar ten to play with us today
for your chance to win. Rock the Country a festival
for we the people, all happening in Hastings, Michigan, June
thirteenth and fourteenth, and only are you went, guys seriously
hitting the warely button wasting bullets.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Already It's not a waste. I can just reload.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
This is true, Michael All Okay, Kid Rock, Nickelback, and
Leonard skinnered on this bill, along with DJ sets from
Afroman and a yin Yank Twins.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
But yes, you're gonna win tickets today and Friday. We're
gonna give away at VIP to all the folks who
played front to that.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Damn that was great. That was dear listener.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
You could hear it hit him in the nipple on
the microphone because it was like right in front.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Of the mic, instant aniously, just like the ratchet. And
then the shot is like we knew what was about that?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Eight four fo ninety five fifty.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
It's time for fun to the Head. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons? Are we speaking with? Logan? You
are what logan? You know?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
But thank you for asking this morning.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I do appreciate getting asked how we're doing this day,
and we're doing good. Now that we're talking to you,
we're going to play fun to the heads to trivia
game where we answer questions for you to hopefully get
you these tickets for Rock the Country festival for we
the people. You have to make a choice, Logan, who
do you want to answer questions for you?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
I would like you too.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yes, how's that nipple feeling callous?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
It's already like it's.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Already yeah, Robot.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, I have to because it's painful. Okay, Who's who's
reading the questions?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Say I'm obvious? Well, actually no, I think Mikey, really,
I get to try. You should have a turn?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
All right? All right, Logan, I hopefully got you hopefully. No, no, no, no,
I'm going to get you these tickets. I'm gonna get
you these tickets.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Okay, Logan, stand by in case he needs a little help,
a little phone, a friend action.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yes, please, and thank you you Ready, Michael, ready, clearing
it out, clearing the pipes.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
What's in your throat?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't know, but good question. You said, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
In what Midwest state is it illegal to go fishing
while sitting on a giraffe's neck?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
What is this? What a giraffe's neck? Girafts are not
native to the United States. So I'm gonna go ahead
and guess Florida.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
A Midwestern state.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah, Florida, the banda in state?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, I went there.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Okay, so where's the minute?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I got it wrong? I got it wrong.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Fig your buzzy, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
You hit my hands?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So I hit the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, it's a nerve dart. Let's chill, Logan, do you
want to toss in a guess?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
H Well, I'll just stay Let's go with Illinois Chicago.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, I figured he was back because you guys.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Are you know Rock ninety five five? That's what Wait,
I guess I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Realistically, I've heard of all sorts of crazy laws, especially
on the internet.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Okay, all right, Logan, where were you twenty seconds ago
when I'm my brain melted out of my body?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Look at for about it?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Okay, they say here it's forbidden in Chicago to fish
while sitting on a giraffe's neck. Somebody at the zoo
was screwing around. I bet without a doubt.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Oh yeah, I'm doing this. Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Question number two, just like the Tigers, Maris is oh
for one doesn't make sense, but I'm I'm just trying
to take shot ahead. Which US city legalized magic mushrooms
for therapeutic use in twenty twenty?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
It is? Go ahead, Logan, I don't know. Is it Colorado?
Which city?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What city?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Which city? Oh? That I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Oh, you're on the right track, though. That's the correct state.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh, I figured it was correctly, but I think that's
the That's the most I know about. This is Colorado Springs.
Oh my god, where are the sports?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
The biggest city in Colorado?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, very yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So now shooting, I keep getting your nipple in the
exact same Oh, I'm.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Not even trying, are you auto targeting?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yesso?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Got a motor functioned now at this point, like clearly
it's muscle mello.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
They loved the mushrooms.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
And before I moved here, I lived in Colorado and
when this happened, stores started opening and selling the mushrooms,
which is illegal, and so they come in like shut
them down.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
But they love getting high in Colorado.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Okay, let's go, oh okay. Which actor played both Deadpool
and Pikachu in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh, it's my man, the owner of the Wrexham Dragons,
Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
So what's that one for three? So you got a
streak here, logan, we got to do this here?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Oh you might not. I'm home.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Let's go, We'll get it.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
We get it.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
What Alcohol brand ran a viral ad series featuring quote.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
The most entertaining man in the world.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Interest Oh pictures hop pop pop?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
What did you call it?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Pop pop?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I've never heard that.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Well, he's just an older than old gentleman, a refined,
distinguished gentleman, if you will.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I was like there's not called I was confused.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Do you see what I deal with every day? Logan? Yes,
I do. I hear it too. It's been fun.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You should be so lume Maris.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I am lucky. I hang out with the three most
lovely people in the world, including Logan. Yeah, yeah, lovely lovely.
So it's this or nothing, right? This is it?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
What Sony Tigel features Norse mythology and a boy named
Atreus and a very angry dad with a beard.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Okay, Logan, you gotta.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Go to the god of war that Crado.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
You're going, man, there we go.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I've only played those games in a million times. Oh
my man, man, uncover it. No, uncover it. The other
one told me I turn so I can hit the
one I.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Have one like very The other one is feeling very
lonely right now. But Logan, cover hand.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Geez is here.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Okay, Logan, You're going to Rock the Country Festival for
We the People which hid Rock Nickelback and Leonard skinnerd
and Big buy your phone. On Friday eight forty eight
fifty ish, we're gonna call the winner for the VIP upgrade.
Oh Michael, what's what that VIP upgrade very quickly.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah, get like private bathrooms, so no porta potties. The
bathrooms even have air conditioning. Get a private VIP area
that's air conditioning. You can get out of the sun.
You have a raised area next to the stage that
you can sit in, or if you want to, there's
a little private walkway that you can walk right down
to the front brow and watch the show from there.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
So you're in. But on Friday you could win that VIP.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yes, okay, sweets. Oh my god, I was not expecting
this guy.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Haven't got the VIP yet.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I understand. Okay, you're excited about gay and we love that.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Hell yeah, ok anything you get to see Nickelback, Kid
Rock and Skinner, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I'm gonna say regardless, I'm going to a concert. Who's
going with you? By the bye?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Oh well, I'm trying to say, I probably bring my mom.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh. I think you guys talked about me the other day.
I was the one who won the high five. My
dad passed the first to try to bring her up.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yeah. Oh wait, I love that. That's the circle moment.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Really is I mean they were also supposed I think
they won something not too long ago. But they never
ended up going because you know, health conditions of.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
God, I got you, you know how they were. You
are really good, you so much. And for everybody else
that wants to go to Rockthcountry, head to Rock the
Country dot com. They get your tickets today, all thanks
to our friends at Peachtreet Entertainment. It's time to drk
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out tonight. Oh big day is the night?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
What's the strategy?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Eleven am. Nintendo Switch is available if you get a
pre sale through a Best buy or game stopping.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
So I can't just show up and buy one.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Actually you can, but you gotta get in line early
at best buying game stop because they will have a
few physical extra systems to sell. How many I don't know,
but you probably should have been in line two hours ago.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Here's my question.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yes, is it worth all that effort just to get
the game right away?
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Like if you want the writing rights and the picture
on Instagram of you holding up everything?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
He just said, it's cool? Yes, all right, you're the
coolest kid on the street, in the condo, in your
guide group, you have your friends over like, let's play Switch.
Let me tell you all about it. So I am
at work, I am not sitting in line outside a
game Stop er Best Buy right.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Now, not right this moment.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I did think about it, I really did. I was like,
get the chair, pack a lunch of dinner and everything else.
And I was like, you got too much.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Stuff to do now, you should have done it. We
couldn't use some boots on the ground reporting.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
What's the app where you can send someone to buy
something for you?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
All right, but that's like a fourteen hour endeavor for
them to sit.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
There, Gonna charge you like six thousand.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Yeah, that's not doing that. How bad do you want it?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
But what I am going to do because best Buy
and game Stop also have extra systems for sale online
tonight at eleven, so I don't have to go stand
in line. I'm gonna try and do the online game.
But if you got a free order through Walmart, double
check because they had to resend their deal no versu
(39:00):
so pre orders at Walmart. So there are some people
who are not getting an Intendes, switch to tomorrow and then
when they're shipped out, oh Walmart. Walmart was working to
basically get them on the next list of shipments, but
some people did accept the Walmart credit as they were
not going to be able to get their switch to
on time ragging rights. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We do have the ragging rights, not twenty four hours
after that?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Do you not care about something so much? Did you
have to be first? Okay? Then shut up, get out.
I can't talk, you can't think of I can't talk
to you. You have you don't understand. I don't know.
There's not an ounce.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
What about being right?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
All right?
Speaker 4 (39:46):
That's fair shooting me.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
But even then, I don't have to be first. You know,
you know I do have to be right first.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
I was scared by your response. It's because you got
real quiet for a second.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. I know I should
wait for the next round, but I'm kind of excited.
I want to get my hands on this and play
the new Mario Kart worldwide.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
But are you waiting? Are you grabbing it? Do you
already have your pre order locked in? Let me know
what you're doing. As far as the Nintendo switch.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
What grabbing it's?
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Our brains are the same. I think you're grabbing it.
I looked over at you, and you had the look
on your face. Sounds like you just got to grab
it trail.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, oh, I'm grabbing it.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Then.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
The problem with this is talk about breaking right, it's
whoever's talking that's when it gets picked up because I
hear it and I.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Just blow right past it.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I heard it. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Blowing past it and grabbing it.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
The Lord of eid four four ninety five fifty. Let
us know what you're doing for the switch to or
do you want it at all? Also why it sucks Wednesday?
It's next on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
No excuses, maybe a couple excuses, a lot of them.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
We tend to have a lot of excuses on the
Morning Mash, but of for being honest, Yeah very much So, Mikey,
what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (41:12):
It's time for a rock report.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
I didn't like that face.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
I was gonna say, it's time my rock reportment make
a funny face, and people can't see that on the radio,
So this is kind of fun. Ben Burnley of Breaking
Benjamin has announced an unplugged tour oh eight dates featuring
Josh and Lacey sterm Co and you just told me
off the.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Air Flyleaf Fly Yeah. Interesting.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
So they're gonna come to the House of Blues on Friday,
July twenty fifth. If you are a City Card member,
you can get in on the pre sale that starts
in fifty five minutes, but everything on sale to the
general public Friday at ten am.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Then is really good unplugged to like vocals. It's shockingly good.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
And it's like there's some bands where it's just like,
how is this going to be played? Unplugged?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
But yeah, have you heard the Diary of Jane acoustic version?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Oh yeah, Oh, oh my god, that's so good.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's gonna be good.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Chad Gray confirms new mud Vein music is coming. In
a recent interview at Welcome to Rockville, Chad Gray officially
confirmed that new mud Vein music is on the way.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
This marks their first release since two thousand and nine
Oh Wow.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
The band recently signed with Alchemy Recordings and plans to
hit the road this fall with Static X and vended Huh.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I wonder what inspired them to get back at it?
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Twenty two nights a long time.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I know it's called many Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Find out everything you need to know in the world
of rocket rock. Nine five to five, Chi I said.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
What no new drummer announced for the Foo Fighters just yet.
Michael is practicing his best air drumming, though. I like
to air drum.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Someone forgot to move there.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Mike, but I try not to move it when we're
on the air. So now I have to sit up
like a stork.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
I'm going to help you while we get ready.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
I have to spread my legs very wide though, because
it's right between.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Right.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
I'm just moving it.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I was going to turn your mic off so you
could adjust it with ut No.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Yeah, I like sneaky. Yeah, never had anything in this room.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Grab that mic shaft, let's go.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Whoa, it's yeah, just grabbed that mic shaft.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yeah, did you see the way he grabbed it. This
is some confidence.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
He's done this before. Hey, it's rainy and gloomy outside. No, no,
we're recovering from it.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
It's rain There is.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
No recovery because I don't think you know what you said.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
I know exactly, Okay, let's keep going. I think I
don't know what I said.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
The text are coming in all of a sudden, shaft,
it's rainy.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
It was the mic of it. See I knew you did.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
I didn't get that either, listen.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Sorry, a little masturbatory mic shaft.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Is no one of that going on lately?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Okay, So it's rainy, do the goddamn you, guys.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Jesus, we're doing a radio show.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
It's no right now. It's rainy, it's gloomy. We're already
having a hard time today, and I don't want to
make it worse. I don't want to pile on with
all these terrible news headlines.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
I'm just like a positive spin on it, and we're
gonna do some bad news bears.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Three sisters found dead, father wanted for murders.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Oh yeah, wow, big story right now.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Terrible too.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Arrested for robbing mail carriers at gunpoint. Jeez, you know
the villains that mail carriers are, the way they bring
you your bills.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Armed man arrested during church service. God forbid, a man
has arms.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Eighty year old, thank you, eighty year old grocery bagger
works to pay off medical bills.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
I hate every part of that's I'm sorry, did you
get sick?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I guess you're gonna work when you're eighty. All of
this is just bad news bears. Oh that doesn't sound
like the happiest day of.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
My lives, not even remotely, not even a little bit
old and old wood.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Jest up nor the brick in the wool. And speaking
of a brick, mikey, hey, is that a good thing?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
You'll find out.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
All right, let's do text time, shall we. I see
garbage Mandan is in here, great son of a.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
We love your garbage.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Kick it off with he.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Says.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
I bet the guy that beat up Michael on Saturday
was a Socks fan hashtag garbage man Dane. Yeah, at
least it wasn't for my weather, because I've been nailing
that lately to find nailing.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
We're getting close.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
From the eight three to two, I was never a
fan of Stained when I was younger, but dang it,
I like them now.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Their songs are so relatable now that I'm forty three.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
If they leave the mark, yeah stayed, I'm.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
On the outside. That's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
From the six to one three have no fear gang.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
At two point three to one millimeters a year, it
will only be a thousand years before Chicago sinks even
a foot and a half.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
This is from Nick the math geek.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Thank you Nick.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Oh super good big news story.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Today that Chicago is the fifth most sinking city. Yeah,
our fifth fastest sinking city. It's and it's not like
you know the I think the biggest thing that's affected
is the infrastructure. Yeah, like the pipes.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
If it goes and things start cracking, stuff gets off balance.
Let's see here this one. I don't have the number,
but it says lmao. Maria just said quote, I'm a
lady and I deserve to be treated as such. End quote,
with a bunch of laughing faces. He says, a lot
of the time she acts like one of the boys,
and like she has twenty four carrot testicles.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, I'm not like other girls.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Oh that's happy.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
From this six'.
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Three oh wanted The Nintendo switch so, bad but someone
totaled my, car SO i had to get a new vehicle.
INSTEAD i have to. Wait i'm gonna put a hashtag
on that hashtag life.
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THAT i think that'll be the first update tomorrow is
IF i get one of the pre orders for, tonight
or not even a preorder when it goes On, zoo
better bring it in so we can play. IT i
won't be getting it that. Quickly, OH i, thought, okay,
yeah BECAUSE i got to order it. Online i'm not
standing in, line And lou Says Dan.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Marris what's happening with Those tigers.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Beat by The White sox get whooped by The White?
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Sox, Yes, Maria oh, NO i JUST i have another
text to.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Add but, now, OKAY i would like to address what
happened as the best team in baseball lost yesterday on
The South. Side it, happens are They we're not. Perfect
things are gonna. Happen you know WHAT i. Do anticipate
and expect a. Sweep The tigers will sweep The cubs
(48:18):
this weekend and we will bet on. This, Sir are
you out of your see the table tomorrow with a good?
Speaker 5 (48:25):
Bet, yes you're saying a. Sweep doubs will.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Get swept this weekend by The. TIGERS i like.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
This CAN i CAN i be the keeper of?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
This The tigers are really good, though so that does
make me a little.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
Nervous But i'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Do we got things to wrap.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Up i'm gonna see the starters are, okay we got
getting the?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Simple what is the? Simple? Minds? Yes concert tickets going To? Lou,
okay what are you going?
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TO a text here from six to three to zero they,
Said i'm not sure Like maris is tone this.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Morning that duet.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Of life, Was, HEY i have a high five to give, out, Sir,
yeah come, on that's What i'm. Like The highway was
a beautiful bonding moment For Michael marine not at.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
All word they have An are you, Done?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Shane?
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Sorry you get a high five fifty dollars To Capre
cafe coming your.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Way ball with the Bad Bang. Bang are gonna see
that in two weeks or next.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Week next, week we got two more people to get
qualified for A rock of The, country a festival for
the people with Kid ROCK i call Him Pebble nickelback
And Leonard. Skinner it's gonna be great. SHOW vip of
grade coming On. Friday.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
Bird that's what you're gonna hear from me the whole.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Time oh my, GOD i did NEVER i didn't even
think about.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
That to finally See skinnered Play Free bird, Live i'm
really excited if they play.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
IT i was gonna, say they gotta play. It they have.
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it wasn't, no what was oh? No like fired and? Flames, yea, yeah, yeah,
yeah that was the hardest our hero over a.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
TIME i miss.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
IT i missed cause playing as a rock.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Star i'm actively just got the text open and see
That chris has a very important question that popped, up
And i'm so happy to answer. This, no we don't
have any kids bop.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Tickets hold on, Asking, Chris, Hey, marris just?
Speaker 5 (50:17):
What?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
No the answer is, No, Okay i'm Just i'll just
shut it. Down it's, Fine, Hey, Maris, no, no. No
by the, Way chris a Big cubs. FAN i noticed
he's going to The Cubs tigers game In detroit this.
Weekend cubs.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Go just happened with The? Tigers it's, True. Maris do
you heart to remind?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Me what was?
Speaker 3 (50:41):
It what happened with? THEM i don't follow sports very.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Well they're in town playing The White.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Sox how is it going last? Night let me look
up the score the quick let's. SEE i.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Met they have to beat The White. Sox they're the
best team in baseball right. Now there's no way that.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
If they did lose to The, socks that means they'd
be slipping or.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Something let's, say if they, lost it was probably like Barely.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
Tigers.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Lost you're paying attention, Now, yeah of, course you.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Are, yeah, YEAH i realize WHAT i have done to.
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Myself there has to be a bunch Of. Tigers we're
close enough to De.
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Troy they're. Dming he Needs, OKAY i. DON'T i don't need.
Help he needs. Help the best team in baseball is
going to show.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
Up he's very. Upset i'm.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Not BUT i did realize WHAT i have worked myself
into for this, weekend saying that The tigers are going
to sweep The cubs and the ramifications that will rain
down On. Monday three of The tigers don't sweep The.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Cubs See, HEY i bet that there's something that could
cheer you, up probably.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Where MARIE i would not deal with the blast of the.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Music if to drill me, out it's like the softest.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
NO i started the music so that we get end
The it's about questions AND i have to go deal
with my own circumstances and try to set an alarm
That i'll wake up to to buy a switch to.
Tonight there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
HAPPENING i BET i could write a kid's pop of
coming here.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Tonight what happened in The White sox game.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yesterday that's how you.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Feel Michael.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Detroit. Tigers they in the LEAGUE'S
Speaker 2 (52:24):
I
Sure, it's gloomy and rainy outside, but at least we're
also only halfway through the work week.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's a positive summer. You reverse bad news bears. Don't
do that.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Good news otters.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
We're halfway through the work week and it's really rainy outside.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, the morning mash been on Rock Nighted. My name
is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Mary's I'm sleepy, Michael. It is hump Monday, which also
means it's White Sox Wednesday, and what a day to celebrate.
The White Sox beat the best team in baseball yesterday.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Guess who favorite team that is. We don't got to
do this, Marison.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I know that one.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And now you want to sport the team.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Yeah, by the way, not even close. No, it was
a ass kicking over there.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh and did that trigger anything from your recent experience.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Michael, Yeah, I had to turn the game off, like
I just went through that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I know what it's like.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Was it, Mars?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It was eight to one? Eight to one. I know
you're staring at the score, but they.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Appreciate No, no, no, Maris, could you relive this gros
on her?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Please? No? Because I just want to focus on the
White Sox Wednesday of it all, and that we are
going to have a four pack of tickets for you
to see the Saint Louis Cardinals in town at raid
Fields Number one.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Late later Chicago White Sox. Yeah yeah yeah, White Sox Wednesday.
But I don't really care about what socks you're wearing.
I care more about what shirt you're wearing. It's Crop
Top Week two K twenty five. Baby, let's go.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
And what's the weather doing?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Good?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Pick on Crop Talk? I did a pole, I did
a poll stop on my.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, listen, Team Naughty.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah the Crop Top that Mike you toast today, says
team not.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
You bought them forrah.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I sure did a huge shows so funny.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, yeah that's.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Marisso this is actually cool.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's a good series. I want to be on Team Naughty.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Were all listen, daddy, we're all on Tim Naughty today.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I just had another idea, why.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Are you looking at me like that? I don't know,
I don't know, I feel like don't And then you
hear it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
We need a four or five X shirt?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Why so we could all be in it?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Oh yes, yes, a thousand times.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
That could be the grand finale of Crop.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Talk Week or in Monty Python that three headed.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Nay, come on and now w C HI weather with
Michael weather Man. Great career choice, Mike, that's the weather
like today, trips.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Kelly joke. I love the Chappelle.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That was fun.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, trip on you.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
It's gonna be wet as all get out, all day, rain,
off and on.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It's gonna suck.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
How wet is get out today?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
It's real wet, sopping, stopping sopping, gonna be still kind
of warm. It says here a, Hi, have seventy three today,
low fifty four, So I got I got call like
warm rain. I gotta call both of you out.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What because it is above freezing, it is above fifty degrees,
it is raining. Ju guys, June, what do you want
right now?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Eighty degrees and sunny, no snow outside.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I can walk out. It's comfortable. No, you guys, there's
not Sonny.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm sorry that you have low standards for how mother
nature treats you. But I'm a lady and I expect
to be treated as such. And when I put in
the hard work through winter, we didn't even get we
didn't even get like a spring this year. It was
just like elongated winter, and so once we get to summer,
best stay.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
I saw someone online saying yesterday he was like, so,
the reason everybody pretends like Chicago summer is so great
is because it's gargage the rest of the year. And
they were just brawling on this podcast about it. Yeah,
I don't think that's mass nice. Is the sun coming soon?
I yeah, even yesterday it was still like, well that
(04:27):
was smoky.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
That was a smoky song.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Still the sunshine?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, and Maris, somehow this is your fault.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
No, because I know exactly what's going to happen. It's
going to be the antithesis of Chicago August. It's going
to be ninety nine and humid outside of you kidding me.
I said what I said, I know what you said.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
It didn't make any sense, which is why I'm asking
for clarification.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
And language are a long word, and.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You're liked, but you kind of get what I'm going
It doesn't mean what it actually what I wanted to,
but like, you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Get what I'm going for. Have you heard of a
context clue? Use it?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay? I even try to use it to change the
definition of.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Thank you. I appreciate it, but you're going to be
complaining in August when it's too hot outside. And I'm
going to remind you of these beautiful June days where
it's warm. Got a little spritz.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Of rain in the air, ye I had, But yesterday, fritzen.
There's a humid yesterday a little bit. Yeah for feeling
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Oh, we're a.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Little moist up in here.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Trip trip trip a right, So that's your weather. Good times.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
We're going to tell you about Chonkasaurus coming up next,
the big snapping turtle that lives and it continues to
live in the Chicago River.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Chunky Bully, Chunky Boy. It is the morning mashpit on
Rock ninety five to five. Don't forget the text all
day today eighty four four nine five ninety five fifty
simple Minds tickets up for grab when they come to
town on June twentieth.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, we'll pick a winter in text time in the
nine o'clock hour.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Is there Crop Top messing with your So we did.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
It's crap Top week and we cut pieces off the
shirts and I have it hanging off my microphone like
Steven Tyler does.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
But it's like it's really messing. You're trying to read
something right enough.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Please use its full name. Crop Top Week two, K
twenty five. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
A massive snapping turtle, also celebrating crop Talk week five.
It was found lounging on a better rusty nails in
the Chicago River. He's won hearts of the internet after
a viral video was posted. Joey sen Tore, a self
tap botanist in Chicago Native, was kayaking through the Chicago
River with a friend when he came across the turtle,
which he named Chonkasaurus. It is a big ass snapping turtle,
(06:43):
yomping boy like this is could take a finger off
for sure.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I was going to take a hand, yes, seriously. Well.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Kayaking down the river, Santori and his friend spotted the
reptile on a rotting pylon, which was held together with
chains and historically used to direct water traffic prevent damage
to structures. And he was just chilling out there, sitting
in the sunshine.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I didn't realize Chunk was a badass too, chilling on nails.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Like what, oh, big bully, you big tough fully.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Okay, I have to address this. Are you petting chonk
of Saurus?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
If you see yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, y'all.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Babe, you just don't like hands.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I don't need them. You can have it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I've never looked at a snapping turtle and been like,
I gotta touch that.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
All the animals, all the animals are cute babies to me.
You can give you a tapeworm and I'd be like,
I'm gonna call you Scotch.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
And we're gonna Hey, this could be a new Ninja
Turtles movie. Chunky comes out of the Chicago River. It's
a Chicago Ninja Turtles movie. Chunky, he saves them.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I want to be saved by the Chunky. And then
you're like, oh, we can feed him pizza.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, come on. And when you lose your arm trying
to feed Chunk some pizza.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Okay, sharing, I have another arm, you'll take both of them.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
No, I only offer the one.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Mm hm. You think he's going to stop there?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah, I mean like you can only eat so much arm.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
He said it was eating it, you gonna snap it off.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
He's a snap snap it to eat.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
They sound like that too, when they pop their when
they close their mouth like it's an actual snap.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
Close to a snapping turtle.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
No, but I've seen videos of them like people are
playing with them or something that's like what you're like?
Oh man, this guy film Nicodemus.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Which I like that name. I think it's a Bible thing, right, Nicodemus.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yes, uh, director of research at Urban Rivers says, be careful.
They snapping turtles are very ill tempered and capable of
producing a very serious bite.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Oh, don't stories.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I'm creaky too. I would like to compare the bite
force to a bear trap.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
And compare the bite force to a bear trap.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, I'm just conjecturing there, but it feels like it'd
be very intense, but it would just gonna go around
pet and stuff.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Be careful if you're swimming in the river too. Oh
snip snip off. Those turtles are fat.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You're not getting it back.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I just realized what you were talking about. The river.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
So we have the rat hole chanka Saurus. Wasn't there
a bag of something? No, there's a gator, gator.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Gator a few years ago. You don't remember, chance to
gator there more?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Un Rock ninety five five Williams Queen Queen, if you
will quick follow up because we were talking about our
chancasaurus and I brought up a chance to Snapper, who
was saved five years ago, and it's incredible, currently living
at a Florida Gator farm and is the beefiest and
bossiest gator and Chance, that's right, you show them what
(09:59):
your goes about.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Des bossiest gator West attitude incredible.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
So somebody just what Gator obviously didn't. He is not
running around here naturally.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Somebody let it loose a humble part.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, and then he grew.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Just like Chonkasaurus, the snapping turtle.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I think that's more naturally occurring. Though maybe they're boys.
We should find out of difference, set them together. They
can go run the run the Florida reserve.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
They could start a reptile game.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Like that sounds like a mutant ninja.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Guys familiar that does you know what? It sounds is
like threatening?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
But I don't think that that's the real threat facing humanity,
not gators, not turtles. No, we are inevitably going to face.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
A human advice it's a robot.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Wall from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
To prevent inventory from running out, Big Bucks retailers such
as Target, Home Depot and Walmart are using AI to
predict when product amounts could dwindle.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
What a good idea.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, well, I mean yeah, As a result, according to
their executive vice president, Target's inventory availability has improved every
year for the last four years.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
And I'm sure that's definitely true and not just fluff
to make the business sound good.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Probably thoughts Merris, you might gone gone. Well, that's like
that's pretty much it they're using. And also they're saying
that AI can help retailers proactively ad just stock before
disruption strikes, rather than reacting to changing conditions.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
So, so essentially it takes into account what you have,
how much you've been selling over time. Maybe Christmas is coming,
so then the AI can sort of figure out what's
this that problem. My job is the person who does
the inventory, So what do I do now?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Get wrecked?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That's what I'm saying. Like, there's a system like you're
down to two Kansas soda in the fridge, you gotta
go get some more soda. It's just that simple. And
obviously they have more analytics and more human thought behind it,
but not anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
They need to take into consideration factors like consumer behavior, inflation,
and trade policy.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Is that supply chains, put it all together, analyze it.
It's interesting problems. I just see this's going to take
so many jobs it already is. I mean, yeah, yeah,
then what happens. Yeah, I think I'm not scared, but
I am a realist and I'm looking around going I think.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Like, theoretically, it's just going to be like train your
inventory people on how to use the AI because we
still need human oversight for things. It's not like AI
is a perfect machine yet yet yet yet. Yeah, but really,
how they get you is by giving you wrong inventory.
They say, oh no, we seem to be incredibly low
on robot weapons. You better order probably three hundred more
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robot weapons. I see what you do robot check, You'll
get you to just like sending in the list of
the things for inventory. You're not even checking that they
upped the robot weapons by three hundred.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
All of a sudden you got armed robots and then
they went abitab all you versus robot war.
Speaker 5 (13:18):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
You know it's not closed.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
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Speaker 1 (13:33):
Them, crap top week two K twenty five people. Uh,
maybe you just can't afford a full shirt, you know
what I mean. People can't afford much these days. Things
are getting more and more expensive.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Including dating. Jeez Christ, it's expensive.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
But we have a list of dates that are thirty
dollars or less. Oh I got I love it in theory,
a picnic being number one.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I do love a pic.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
There's no way you're doing a picnic for thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Have you been to the grocery Store's so true?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
At three things and.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
It's like forty five bucks. There's one egg. Yeah, yeah,
I was gonna say, not cooked. I don't know what
to do with this.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I saw, let's get that protein.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah right. Those games, it's a beautiful view, though.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I imagine their thought processes, like, get some stuff you
already have in your fridge, make some sandwiches, go picnicking.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
But yeah, you and so you're still not good. No
there for thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Hiking I love hugging. That's fun.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
I don't like any man nearly enough to make him
make me do cardio for him.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
You don't like, but you love walking.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I do love walking, but that's my alone time.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Well, I agree with that. People always try to get
me to join for running groups. I said, not do
this to be away from people.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Also, I'm trying to breathe, not have a conversation like
I'm laboring over here.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
No, you want to you want to know.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I want to hear my music. I don't want to talk.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Yeah, exactly, I'm immersing myself in nature.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
That point survival because I'm trying to breathe. I haven't
ran in so long.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Yeah, I take myself out.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
An ice cream date. That's just cute.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
You could pull that off under thirty, I think. Yeah,
you can guess one.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Of those like tourist spots that are charging fifteen bucks
per cone because they make it like look like an elephant.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Ben and Jerry's is expensive too, but it's so good.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
It is good. Oh god, I pay money for ice cream.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
A game night, so board game, deck of cards.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Parents used to do cribbage. Anybody wore no cribbage.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
It's like a little board with little things you put
in there and you try to race them around the board.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I don't actually know how to play.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I've heard the name before, played it one second, but
I was also let's tag on to the PS five.
It has a lot of free games available every once
in a while, so you can just download a new
game and then blaze through the rest of the evening.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
They could just wei or play the Nintendo Free.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You could also wi for less than pretty dollars. That
can be fun for both people depending on what you're into.
Pizza night is one. But here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Why would I have a date with what my bosses
give me for.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
A promotion because afterwards, Oh okay, pizza is always good though, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I know, yeah, yeah we do. We do like a
good pizza and open mic night. Oh god, no, oh no,
because you're going to go watch the open mic.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
But I think, isn't there two drink minimums and stuff
like that? Sometimes?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
And also worst nightmare if you're going on a date
with somebody for the first time it's an open mic
and then they get up and then what if they suck?
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah I'm being real.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah yeah yeah. And same sunsets.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
I'm a sunset slot.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I was about to say that's for you, Mike.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I love them. I'll get a sunrise too.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I was about to say, you get a good scen set,
you get to a good sunrise.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Oh, I dreamed back to those those mornings where you
woke up or you're still up with your friends growing up,
and the sun was coming up.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
It's sitting out in nature. You pull it to your
friend's parents house driveway and the sun the birds.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
To your window before your parents wake up. A paint
and sip night. But they're not saying, like to go
to one of those like events. They're saying, grab a
bottle of wine and then go to like the Walmart section,
get some water color paint, volunteering, do some good deeds together,
that's not and then do the good deed together.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's that's that's a further along date. That's not a These.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Are just date ideas.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It doesn't say first okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay yeah,
beautiful then and an art gallery.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
So that's not for me.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Well, actually, when you catch the shale shed field or
Museum of Science and Industry on a free day, I
heard the free day suck though, because there's so many people.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
Someone warned me. They were like, it sounds good in theory,
but if you go it's packed. Yeah, I got one here.
It's the quote stay home and save money night. Yeah, okay,
perfect step.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Wantn't be entertaining enough in conversation to make that fun.
Speaker 5 (18:08):
Good luck, flight a candle, order zero food, watch a
free trial, and pretend you're rich.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
It's perfect, and pretend you like each other. This morning,
this morning, this morning.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
You can tailor songs to be about your life. You know,
there's no laws against it. Fun fact, this morning, this morning,
it's morning. I'm Marken, Yes, Maris, you missed.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
It's morning, morning, marsh pitch.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Guys, don't worry, Okay, I don't. I don't want to
worry anybody. It's going to be okay, I'm worrying. But
Chicago is the fifth fastest sinking major city in the
United States.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
What kind of sinking are we talking about here? Take
a wild guess, like Miami style, like the city sinking
into the ground.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Well, yeah, we're what we sink into.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
It could be like sinking.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Into the lake, a sliding deal.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Could be sinking home sales.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
We're not We're yes, like physically sinking down. It is
a heavy at seting. It is a lot of levels,
on levels, on levels. Yes, there's a lot of big buildings.
We are the fifth fastest sinking city. It's a lot
of words there. We're behind Houston, Fort Worth, Dallas, and
New York and we are sinking at two point three
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two millimeters a year. So like, what does this mean
for us? It's infrastructure. Okay, it's all infrastructure because crap. Anyway,
we're thinking about the roads, the pipes, the electricity, the bridges. Like,
once all of that starts getting out of line and
getting wonky, then we're gonna have problems. So it's more
(19:51):
of an accumulation issue over the years, like, hey, we
need to be cognizant of which areas are sinking more
than others.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
But yeah, so what you're saying is we won't have
to travel to Vienna anymore.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
We can make our city Vienna.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Or just get ready for a lower, lower, lower whacker.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The lowest wacker. I want gondolas on the Chicago River.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Did you say Houston, Dallas and Fort Worth? Yeah, it's
been nice knowing you Texas crack. Yeah, is Dallas is weird?
Houston makes kind of sense because they're called over by
Louisiana and that's yeah Dallas.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, I mean Chicago used to be a marshland swamp.
Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, so like that they
actually had to drain the city.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh wow, well that makes sense for us. But why Dallas, Dallas?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I don't get.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
I think it's just I think they're just like, we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Build heavy, shall they say?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
For Dallas the main culprit is pumping of groundwater. A
new study UH said that the reason is sinking is
because they pumped too much groundwater m like into or.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Out of the city, I don't know, right out, because
then you're forcing a gap somewhere, which is another problem
that they're worried about, but not so much in Chicago.
So well, just be be aware.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Chicago is luring. Let that sink in.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Go five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Wow, we've really changed it up these days.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
You know.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
I like the new one too. Let's get into it.
Let's the iHeart Radio Music Festival has been a nouch
Oh yeah, returning to T Mobile Arena in Las Vegas
on September nineteenth and twentieth, featuring a lot of people,
Ew Jelly Roll, Nice, Maroon five, Brian Adam, Sammy Haygard,
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The Offspring, and Tim McGraw, all hosted by that man
Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Ah, welcome to American Idol. This I think that's what
he would say. This is American.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
It's you know.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
One time Cool I was doing a show in Seattle
and Ryan Seacrest was doing auditions for American Idol and
they had him use our studio and so after he left,
the garbage was still full of all their stuff. So
we went through and like looked at all the things.
Do you know that everything that guy says is written down.
It's literally word for wordscripts like we come in here
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and we just talk to each other.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Everything he reads is just written.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Given away industry secrets on air, Michael.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I'm learning.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Hey, we were digging through the garbage can.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
At the time illegal to go through people's garden.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
He was in my garb my studio.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Hey, you're getting six things today, Thank you, Michael. Gamblers
are now open to wagering on the return of Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Jesus is this one.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
On anything over there that that's been available since March twentieth,
And apparently there's a three percent chance that Jesus will
return this year.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Hey, quick question, what do you do if you win?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I'm in Did any have all that money right before
the apocalypse could take it with you?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh? I got you good there. Yeah. Flight attendant was
busted with a synthetic substance made out of human bones.
She is now facing twenty five years in prison. I
was busted at a Sri Lanka airport hauling what they
called a suitcase full of cush nice, the one hundred
pounds of the new drug with human bones.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Though human bones, so I would argue that that's not
a synthetic substance.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
That would be organic matter.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Much like Ryan Seacrest. I'm reading the notes that I
prepared earlier today.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Your producer should have given you more detail. I am
my producer.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh, beachgoers had a nice little fright as there wasn't
a shark on the beach. It was a black bear
in Naples, not a friend, and the sun was too
busy recording the bear on his phone. The mother decided
to actually call nine to one one. No word on
how the bear got there or how the bear got
off the beach, probably by walking. I'm assuming somebody apprehended
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said bear.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Leave the bear alone. He's just doing his thing. You
didn't attack anyone. What a bear can't be on the beach? Yep,
bears can't have a beach.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Stat you play with the bear. And finally, with our
sixth thing, Today, Walt Disney is set to unveil a
new attraction at Magic Kingdom in Florida, Piston's Peak National Park,
a cars theme attraction. It's got a visitors law lodge,
a rangers headquarters, trails, and more. It is an all
inspiring wilderness filled with towering trees, snowcapped mountains, breath taking waterfalls,
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roaring rivers, and an immersive geyser from when he's traveling
through the country.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Oh okay, yeah, as long as the only music that
they play there is the Rascal Flats cover of Life
is a highway that I'm on.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
We gotta go way, all right?
Speaker 3 (25:03):
What are you doing that?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Clearly needs to work on his escalation tactics. I'm a loser, baby,
so why don't you kill me?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
No, feels like we could take several steps before killing you.
Spartan mush been on Rock ninety five five?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
What are we doing? Bore?
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Let's go today?
Speaker 4 (25:20):
I know I'm excited.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Why Are you excited because the Tigers lost to the
White Socks, which is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Never heard you sound this positive about the White Socks
all season.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
It'sday, by the way, eight to one, eight runs to
one run yesterday I.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Saw I saw the SAT tracker because I couldn't watch
the game.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Yeah that's sad.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh Oh, what do you have to say, Maria, I
just said it, Jesus. Yeah, the Tigers didn't show up yesterday.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'll take any losses from the Tigers because the Cubs
and the Tigers are right.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
And I mean, how embarrassing for a Tiger to get
beaten by it?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Cub by the way, can we say it?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Is it this weekend in Detroit? Cubs Tigers? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
You, I was so excited.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I pay for Marquee, the network that you watch the
Cubs games on, but Merris doesn't.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I have. I have the MLB TV watch Tigers games
when they're not playing in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Oh yeah, that sucks because you get blacked out.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yes, I'm blacked out for seven days.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
Well, hey, I sent you a link earlier. You can
watch any of the.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
Account your cubs.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Yes, Cubs defeated the Washington Nationals yesterday eight to three,
not quite as bad of an ass whoopon as the Tigers.
Michael Bush had a standout performance, sitting his ninth home
under the season, driving in three runs and finishing a
double shy of the cycle. Nico Horner contributed with a
two run single during a four run fifth inning, and
Dansby Swanson added two sacrifice flies for the big win.
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This victory marks the Cub's third consecutive then their fifteenth
in the last nineteen games.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, White Sox Wednesday. So we'll dive more into the
White Sox later in this hour with your next chance
to win a four pack and tickets to see a
White Sox ache on the card.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Usually you stepped into socks.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
You don't dive into. Do you think they play today?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's it's a late game, So I'm interesting types on
the field. They're gonna they're gonna try to sleep in
the rain. They can't the grip on the ball, and
also if there's lightning and the batgrips too, Okay, those
bats flying into the think of that. The technology is better,
but it's still it's not safe because then when the
balls start sliding in the pitches, they hit Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
If you're a wet ball and you're throwing it, it's
gonna have water spinning off of it and stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Smile and I want to.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
See them balls. Let go.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay, all right, we're doing I think we're doing with
sports were good.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I'm just starting.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Oh, Rock the Country ticket sex.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Guys, Fun to the Head on the way, Rock the
Country Concert for people.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
It's all yours, Nicleback and Kid Rock.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
We say words.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yeah, now here's a bit only blog Will Merris, it's
that time.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Fun to the Head. Is here a four four ninety
five fifty b collar ten to play with us today
for your chance to win. Rock the Country a festival
for we the people, all happening in Hastings, Michigan, June
thirteenth and fourteenth, and only are you went, guys seriously
hitting the warely button wasting bullets.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Already It's not a waste. I can just reload.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
This is true, Michael All Okay, Kid Rock, Nickelback, and
Leonard skinnered on this bill, along with DJ sets from
Afroman and a yin Yank Twins.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
But yes, you're gonna win tickets today and Friday. We're
gonna give away at VIP to all the folks who
played front to that.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Damn that was great. That was dear listener.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
You could hear it hit him in the nipple on
the microphone because it was like right in front.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Of the mic, instant aniously, just like the ratchet. And
then the shot is like we knew what was about that?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Eight four fo ninety five fifty.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
It's time for fun to the Head. Yeah, don't worry,
they're using nerve weapons? Are we speaking with? Logan? You
are what logan? You know?
Speaker 4 (29:29):
But thank you for asking this morning.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I do appreciate getting asked how we're doing this day,
and we're doing good. Now that we're talking to you,
we're going to play fun to the heads to trivia
game where we answer questions for you to hopefully get
you these tickets for Rock the Country festival for we
the people. You have to make a choice, Logan, who
do you want to answer questions for you?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
I would like you too.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yes, how's that nipple feeling callous?
Speaker 2 (29:58):
It's already like it's.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Already yeah, Robot.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, I have to because it's painful. Okay, Who's who's
reading the questions?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Say I'm obvious? Well, actually no, I think Mikey, really,
I get to try. You should have a turn?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
All right? All right, Logan, I hopefully got you hopefully. No, no, no, no,
I'm going to get you these tickets. I'm gonna get
you these tickets.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Okay, Logan, stand by in case he needs a little help,
a little phone, a friend action.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yes, please, and thank you you Ready, Michael, ready, clearing
it out, clearing the pipes.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
What's in your throat?
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't know, but good question. You said, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
In what Midwest state is it illegal to go fishing
while sitting on a giraffe's neck?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
What is this? What a giraffe's neck? Girafts are not
native to the United States. So I'm gonna go ahead
and guess Florida.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
A Midwestern state.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Yeah, Florida, the banda in state?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Yeah, I went there.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Okay, so where's the minute?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I got it wrong? I got it wrong.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Fig your buzzy, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (31:13):
You hit my hands?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
So I hit the buzzer.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Okay, it's a nerve dart. Let's chill, Logan, do you
want to toss in a guess?
Speaker 5 (31:21):
H Well, I'll just stay Let's go with Illinois Chicago.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, I figured he was back because you guys.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Are you know Rock ninety five five? That's what Wait,
I guess I had no idea.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Realistically, I've heard of all sorts of crazy laws, especially
on the internet.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Okay, all right, Logan, where were you twenty seconds ago
when I'm my brain melted out of my body?
Speaker 4 (31:44):
Look at for about it?
Speaker 5 (31:46):
Okay, they say here it's forbidden in Chicago to fish
while sitting on a giraffe's neck. Somebody at the zoo
was screwing around. I bet without a doubt.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
Oh yeah, I'm doing this. Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Question number two, just like the Tigers, Maris is oh
for one doesn't make sense, but I'm I'm just trying
to take shot ahead. Which US city legalized magic mushrooms
for therapeutic use in twenty twenty?
Speaker 2 (32:19):
It is? Go ahead, Logan, I don't know. Is it Colorado?
Which city?
Speaker 3 (32:26):
What city?
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Which city? Oh? That I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Oh, you're on the right track, though. That's the correct state.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh, I figured it was correctly, but I think that's
the That's the most I know about. This is Colorado Springs.
Oh my god, where are the sports?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
The biggest city in Colorado?
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, very yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So now shooting, I keep getting your nipple in the
exact same Oh, I'm.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Not even trying, are you auto targeting?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yesso?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Got a motor functioned now at this point, like clearly
it's muscle mello.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (33:04):
They loved the mushrooms.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
And before I moved here, I lived in Colorado and
when this happened, stores started opening and selling the mushrooms,
which is illegal, and so they come in like shut
them down.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
But they love getting high in Colorado.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Okay, let's go, oh okay. Which actor played both Deadpool
and Pikachu in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh, it's my man, the owner of the Wrexham Dragons,
Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
So what's that one for three? So you got a
streak here, logan, we got to do this here?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Oh you might not. I'm home.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Let's go, We'll get it.
Speaker 4 (33:44):
We get it.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
What Alcohol brand ran a viral ad series featuring quote.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
The most entertaining man in the world.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Interest Oh pictures hop pop pop?
Speaker 4 (33:57):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
What did you call it?
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Pop pop?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
I've never heard that.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Well, he's just an older than old gentleman, a refined,
distinguished gentleman, if you will.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
I was like there's not called I was confused.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Do you see what I deal with every day? Logan? Yes,
I do. I hear it too. It's been fun.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You should be so lume Maris.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I am lucky. I hang out with the three most
lovely people in the world, including Logan. Yeah, yeah, lovely lovely.
So it's this or nothing, right? This is it?
Speaker 5 (34:40):
What Sony Tigel features Norse mythology and a boy named
Atreus and a very angry dad with a beard.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Okay, Logan, you gotta.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Go to the god of war that Crado.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I got it.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
You're going, man, there we go.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I've only played those games in a million times. Oh
my man, man, uncover it. No, uncover it. The other
one told me I turn so I can hit the
one I.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Have one like very The other one is feeling very
lonely right now. But Logan, cover hand.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Geez is here.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Okay, Logan, You're going to Rock the Country Festival for
We the People which hid Rock Nickelback and Leonard skinnerd
and Big buy your phone. On Friday eight forty eight
fifty ish, we're gonna call the winner for the VIP upgrade.
Oh Michael, what's what that VIP upgrade very quickly.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Yeah, get like private bathrooms, so no porta potties. The
bathrooms even have air conditioning. Get a private VIP area
that's air conditioning. You can get out of the sun.
You have a raised area next to the stage that
you can sit in, or if you want to, there's
a little private walkway that you can walk right down
to the front brow and watch the show from there.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
So you're in. But on Friday you could win that VIP.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yes, okay, sweets. Oh my god, I was not expecting
this guy.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Haven't got the VIP yet.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I understand. Okay, you're excited about gay and we love that.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Hell yeah, ok anything you get to see Nickelback, Kid
Rock and Skinner, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I'm gonna say regardless, I'm going to a concert. Who's
going with you? By the bye?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Oh well, I'm trying to say, I probably bring my mom.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh. I think you guys talked about me the other day.
I was the one who won the high five. My
dad passed the first to try to bring her up.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
Yeah. Oh wait, I love that. That's the circle moment.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Really is I mean they were also supposed I think
they won something not too long ago. But they never
ended up going because you know, health conditions of.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
God, I got you, you know how they were. You
are really good, you so much. And for everybody else
that wants to go to Rockthcountry, head to Rock the
Country dot com. They get your tickets today, all thanks
to our friends at Peachtreet Entertainment. It's time to drk
(37:12):
out tonight. Oh big day is the night?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
What's the strategy?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Eleven am. Nintendo Switch is available if you get a
pre sale through a Best buy or game stopping.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
So I can't just show up and buy one.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Actually you can, but you gotta get in line early
at best buying game stop because they will have a
few physical extra systems to sell. How many I don't know,
but you probably should have been in line two hours ago.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Here's my question.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yes, is it worth all that effort just to get
the game right away?
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Like if you want the writing rights and the picture
on Instagram of you holding up everything?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
He just said, it's cool? Yes, all right, you're the
coolest kid on the street, in the condo, in your
guide group, you have your friends over like, let's play Switch.
Let me tell you all about it. So I am
at work, I am not sitting in line outside a
game Stop er Best Buy right.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
Now, not right this moment.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I did think about it, I really did. I was like,
get the chair, pack a lunch of dinner and everything else.
And I was like, you got too much.
Speaker 3 (38:20):
Stuff to do now, you should have done it. We
couldn't use some boots on the ground reporting.
Speaker 5 (38:23):
What's the app where you can send someone to buy
something for you?
Speaker 2 (38:30):
All right, but that's like a fourteen hour endeavor for
them to sit.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
There, Gonna charge you like six thousand.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Yeah, that's not doing that. How bad do you want it?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
But what I am going to do because best Buy
and game Stop also have extra systems for sale online
tonight at eleven, so I don't have to go stand
in line. I'm gonna try and do the online game.
But if you got a free order through Walmart, double
check because they had to resend their deal no versu
(39:00):
so pre orders at Walmart. So there are some people
who are not getting an Intendes, switch to tomorrow and then
when they're shipped out, oh Walmart. Walmart was working to
basically get them on the next list of shipments, but
some people did accept the Walmart credit as they were
not going to be able to get their switch to
on time ragging rights. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We do have the ragging rights, not twenty four hours
after that?
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Do you not care about something so much? Did you
have to be first? Okay? Then shut up, get out.
I can't talk, you can't think of I can't talk
to you. You have you don't understand. I don't know.
There's not an ounce.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
What about being right?
Speaker 2 (39:44):
All right?
Speaker 4 (39:46):
That's fair shooting me.
Speaker 3 (39:49):
But even then, I don't have to be first. You know,
you know I do have to be right first.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
I was scared by your response. It's because you got
real quiet for a second.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Eight four four ninety five fifty. I know I should
wait for the next round, but I'm kind of excited.
I want to get my hands on this and play
the new Mario Kart worldwide.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
But are you waiting? Are you grabbing it? Do you
already have your pre order locked in? Let me know
what you're doing. As far as the Nintendo switch.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
What grabbing it's?
Speaker 5 (40:27):
Our brains are the same. I think you're grabbing it.
I looked over at you, and you had the look
on your face. Sounds like you just got to grab
it trail.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, oh, I'm grabbing it.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Then.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
The problem with this is talk about breaking right, it's
whoever's talking that's when it gets picked up because I
hear it and I.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Just blow right past it.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
I heard it. Oh yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Blowing past it and grabbing it.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
The Lord of eid four four ninety five fifty. Let
us know what you're doing for the switch to or
do you want it at all? Also why it sucks Wednesday?
It's next on Rock ninety five five.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
No excuses, maybe a couple excuses, a lot of them.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
We tend to have a lot of excuses on the
Morning Mash, but of for being honest, Yeah very much So, Mikey,
what you got for us?
Speaker 4 (41:12):
It's time for a rock report.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
I didn't like that face.
Speaker 5 (41:14):
I was gonna say, it's time my rock reportment make
a funny face, and people can't see that on the radio,
So this is kind of fun. Ben Burnley of Breaking
Benjamin has announced an unplugged tour oh eight dates featuring
Josh and Lacey sterm Co and you just told me
off the.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Air Flyleaf Fly Yeah. Interesting.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
So they're gonna come to the House of Blues on Friday,
July twenty fifth. If you are a City Card member,
you can get in on the pre sale that starts
in fifty five minutes, but everything on sale to the
general public Friday at ten am.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Then is really good unplugged to like vocals. It's shockingly good.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
And it's like there's some bands where it's just like,
how is this going to be played? Unplugged?
Speaker 1 (41:53):
But yeah, have you heard the Diary of Jane acoustic version?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Oh yeah, Oh, oh my god, that's so good.
Speaker 5 (41:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
I forgot about that.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's gonna be good.
Speaker 5 (42:02):
Chad Gray confirms new mud Vein music is coming. In
a recent interview at Welcome to Rockville, Chad Gray officially
confirmed that new mud Vein music is on the way.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
This marks their first release since two thousand and nine
Oh Wow.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
The band recently signed with Alchemy Recordings and plans to
hit the road this fall with Static X and vended Huh.
Speaker 3 (42:20):
I wonder what inspired them to get back at it?
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Twenty two nights a long time.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
I know it's called many Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:29):
Find out everything you need to know in the world
of rocket rock. Nine five to five, Chi I said.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
What no new drummer announced for the Foo Fighters just yet.
Michael is practicing his best air drumming, though. I like
to air drum.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Someone forgot to move there.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Mike, but I try not to move it when we're
on the air. So now I have to sit up
like a stork.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
I'm going to help you while we get ready.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
I have to spread my legs very wide though, because
it's right between.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Right.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
I'm just moving it.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I was going to turn your mic off so you
could adjust it with ut No.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Yeah, I like sneaky. Yeah, never had anything in this room.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Grab that mic shaft, let's go.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Whoa, it's yeah, just grabbed that mic shaft.
Speaker 3 (43:20):
Yeah, did you see the way he grabbed it. This
is some confidence.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
He's done this before. Hey, it's rainy and gloomy outside. No, no,
we're recovering from it.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
It's rain There is.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
No recovery because I don't think you know what you said.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
I know exactly, Okay, let's keep going. I think I
don't know what I said.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
The text are coming in all of a sudden, shaft,
it's rainy.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
It was the mic of it. See I knew you did.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
I didn't get that either, listen.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Sorry, a little masturbatory mic shaft.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Is no one of that going on lately?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
Okay, So it's rainy, do the goddamn you, guys.
Speaker 2 (44:00):
Jesus, we're doing a radio show.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
It's no right now. It's rainy, it's gloomy. We're already
having a hard time today, and I don't want to
make it worse. I don't want to pile on with
all these terrible news headlines.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
I'm just like a positive spin on it, and we're
gonna do some bad news bears.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Three sisters found dead, father wanted for murders.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Oh yeah, wow, big story right now.
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Terrible too.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Arrested for robbing mail carriers at gunpoint. Jeez, you know
the villains that mail carriers are, the way they bring
you your bills.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Armed man arrested during church service. God forbid, a man
has arms.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
Eighty year old, thank you, eighty year old grocery bagger
works to pay off medical bills.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
I hate every part of that's I'm sorry, did you
get sick?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I guess you're gonna work when you're eighty. All of
this is just bad news bears. Oh that doesn't sound
like the happiest day of.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
My lives, not even remotely, not even a little bit
old and old wood.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Jest up nor the brick in the wool. And speaking
of a brick, mikey, hey, is that a good thing?
Speaker 2 (45:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
You'll find out.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
All right, let's do text time, shall we. I see
garbage Mandan is in here, great son of a.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
We love your garbage.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Kick it off with he.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Says.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
I bet the guy that beat up Michael on Saturday
was a Socks fan hashtag garbage man Dane. Yeah, at
least it wasn't for my weather, because I've been nailing
that lately to find nailing.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
We're getting close.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
From the eight three to two, I was never a
fan of Stained when I was younger, but dang it,
I like them now.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Their songs are so relatable now that I'm forty three.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
If they leave the mark, yeah stayed, I'm.
Speaker 4 (46:12):
On the outside. That's how I feel.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
From the six to one three have no fear gang.
Speaker 5 (46:19):
At two point three to one millimeters a year, it
will only be a thousand years before Chicago sinks even
a foot and a half.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
This is from Nick the math geek.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
Thank you Nick.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Oh super good big news story.
Speaker 2 (46:32):
Today that Chicago is the fifth most sinking city. Yeah,
our fifth fastest sinking city. It's and it's not like
you know the I think the biggest thing that's affected
is the infrastructure. Yeah, like the pipes.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
If it goes and things start cracking, stuff gets off balance.
Let's see here this one. I don't have the number,
but it says lmao. Maria just said quote, I'm a
lady and I deserve to be treated as such. End quote,
with a bunch of laughing faces. He says, a lot
of the time she acts like one of the boys,
and like she has twenty four carrot testicles.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, I'm not like other girls.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
Oh that's happy.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
From this six'.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Three oh wanted The Nintendo switch so, bad but someone
totaled my, car SO i had to get a new vehicle.
INSTEAD i have to. Wait i'm gonna put a hashtag
on that hashtag life.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
THAT i think that'll be the first update tomorrow is
IF i get one of the pre orders for, tonight
or not even a preorder when it goes On, zoo
better bring it in so we can play. IT i
won't be getting it that. Quickly, OH i, thought, okay,
yeah BECAUSE i got to order it. Online i'm not
standing in, line And lou Says Dan.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
Marris what's happening with Those tigers.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Beat by The White sox get whooped by The White?
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Sox, Yes, Maria oh, NO i JUST i have another
text to.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Add but, now, OKAY i would like to address what
happened as the best team in baseball lost yesterday on
The South. Side it, happens are They we're not. Perfect
things are gonna. Happen you know WHAT i. Do anticipate
and expect a. Sweep The tigers will sweep The cubs
(48:18):
this weekend and we will bet on. This, Sir are
you out of your see the table tomorrow with a good?
Speaker 5 (48:25):
Bet, yes you're saying a. Sweep doubs will.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Get swept this weekend by The. TIGERS i like.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
This CAN i CAN i be the keeper of?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
This The tigers are really good, though so that does
make me a little.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
Nervous But i'm trying to.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Do we got things to wrap.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Up i'm gonna see the starters are, okay we got
getting the?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Simple what is the? Simple? Minds? Yes concert tickets going To? Lou,
okay what are you going?
Speaker 1 (48:51):
TO a text here from six to three to zero they,
Said i'm not sure Like maris is tone this.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Morning that duet.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Of life, Was, HEY i have a high five to give, out, Sir,
yeah come, on that's What i'm. Like The highway was
a beautiful bonding moment For Michael marine not at.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
All word they have An are you, Done?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
Shane?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Sorry you get a high five fifty dollars To Capre
cafe coming your.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
Way ball with the Bad Bang. Bang are gonna see
that in two weeks or next.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Week next, week we got two more people to get
qualified for A rock of The, country a festival for
the people with Kid ROCK i call Him Pebble nickelback
And Leonard. Skinner it's gonna be great. SHOW vip of
grade coming On. Friday.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
Bird that's what you're gonna hear from me the whole.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Time oh my, GOD i did NEVER i didn't even
think about.
Speaker 5 (49:40):
That to finally See skinnered Play Free bird, Live i'm
really excited if they play.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
IT i was gonna, say they gotta play. It they have.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
To they got to hardest one on guitar. Hero, no
it wasn't, no what was oh? No like fired and? Flames, yea, yeah, yeah,
yeah that was the hardest our hero over a.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
TIME i miss.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
IT i missed cause playing as a rock.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Star i'm actively just got the text open and see
That chris has a very important question that popped, up
And i'm so happy to answer. This, no we don't
have any kids bop.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
Tickets hold on, Asking, Chris, Hey, marris just?
Speaker 5 (50:17):
What?
Speaker 2 (50:19):
No the answer is, No, Okay i'm Just i'll just
shut it. Down it's, Fine, Hey, Maris, no, no. No
by the, Way chris a Big cubs. FAN i noticed
he's going to The Cubs tigers game In detroit this.
Weekend cubs.
Speaker 3 (50:34):
Go just happened with The? Tigers it's, True. Maris do
you heart to remind?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Me what was?
Speaker 3 (50:41):
It what happened with? THEM i don't follow sports very.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Well they're in town playing The White.
Speaker 4 (50:44):
Sox how is it going last? Night let me look
up the score the quick let's. SEE i.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Met they have to beat The White. Sox they're the
best team in baseball right. Now there's no way that.
Speaker 4 (50:57):
If they did lose to The, socks that means they'd
be slipping or.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
Something let's, say if they, lost it was probably like Barely.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
Tigers.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Lost you're paying attention, Now, yeah of, course you.
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Are, yeah, YEAH i realize WHAT i have done to.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
Myself there has to be a bunch Of. Tigers we're
close enough to De.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Troy they're. Dming he Needs, OKAY i. DON'T i don't need.
Help he needs. Help the best team in baseball is
going to show.
Speaker 4 (51:23):
Up he's very. Upset i'm.
Speaker 2 (51:25):
Not BUT i did realize WHAT i have worked myself
into for this, weekend saying that The tigers are going
to sweep The cubs and the ramifications that will rain
down On. Monday three of The tigers don't sweep The.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Cubs See, HEY i bet that there's something that could
cheer you, up probably.
Speaker 4 (51:46):
Where MARIE i would not deal with the blast of the.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Music if to drill me, out it's like the softest.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
NO i started the music so that we get end
The it's about questions AND i have to go deal
with my own circumstances and try to set an alarm
That i'll wake up to to buy a switch to.
Tonight there's a lot.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
HAPPENING i BET i could write a kid's pop of
coming here.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
Tonight what happened in The White sox game.
Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yesterday that's how you.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Feel Michael.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
Detroit. Tigers they in the LEAGUE'S
Speaker 2 (52:24):
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