Michael's Three Day Weekend

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's lit because it's lit.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It is lit.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
It is lit.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's lit.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's lit. It's morkmash Pin on Rock ninety five to five.
My name is Maria.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Palmer ah Mares.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh no, we're missing one.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh, couldn't make it to work on a Friday. Happened
to get.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The rumblet tumblers, as I like to call it, on
a Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I have to extend my weekend. I've called the black lung.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'd also like to highlight the beautiful skyline just glowing
on the sunrise.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Oh, that's what it is. He has to go out
and be one with the sunrise.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
He saw his son and he is tanning like an
iguana right.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Now, tanning like an iguana, sunning like like I like that.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
It would be turning green.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Is this a teenage Mutantninja turtles thing you're projecting onto Michael?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
The busy show is always indeed, I don't know if
you heard what pub's from Chicago?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Yeah, yes, buddy, in the biggest list of anything.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Didn't see that coming. We are going to discuss with
a few tokes this morning. In honor fun to the head.
Today we have those create tickets. And it is Friday.
Did you mention that? Oh my gosh, it's like it's
a free chaseaw Friday. So you will have two chances
to win chin sauce today. And also we got to

(01:27):
shout out moms. We got to shout out our moms.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
A your mom, dear listener, tell her.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I said, Hey, that's that's where you want to go
with that.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
She's got fun memories. Oh yeah, okay, man, dear listeners. Mom,
we go way back.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
She went way back.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
W c HI Weather with our air quote meteorologist Michael
not Maria.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, well I know it's meet her all just Maria.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Today, all right, So how accurate it will?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
She be as accurate as it ever?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Is it true?

Speaker 5 (02:07):
It's right now forty two degrees feels like thirty seven?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't either, Hie today only fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I'm okay with that?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Why are you okay with because it's above freezing.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right, that shouldn't be where the standard is.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I mean, it's a beautiful sun rise today.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
I know, I know, low forty two, it's gonna be
nice and sunny. At least we'll have our mental health
and a little bit of hope and optimism.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Theoretically, is it.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Going to continue to be nice?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah? Oh yeah, I guess like and were arguing gu
to our weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
You know, Mother's days happening.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Oh, Saturday high of sixty nine, Sonny low forty eight.
Sunday for our Mother's Day high of sixty eight. Sorry, miss,
I know low forty six. Treat your mother right, take
her to brunch, get her flowers. That's right, you're a
little smouch on the forehead.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Or you could hit us with a talkback to try
to get your mother. Tickets to ac DC and they're
sold out show. We're gonna get some talkbacks in Next
Rock ninety five to five ACDC.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Ringing the wrong bells.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh yeah, we got a pope Chicago. We can't have
ELL's bells right now, but what we can have is
you at Soldier Field. The show sold out. I pulled
it up to see if there was any tickets. It
just says sold out.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Oh no, yeah, if only there was something that people
could do to win tickets.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh my goodness, Marie, is there something they can do
to win tickets?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
I don't know, maybe a talk back?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, Waukee talk back, talk back.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yes, I'm obsessed with by the way.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
It is one of my favorite things that we're doing
right now.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
So when you use the iHeartRadio app, there's like a
little microphone and you use that and it's basically like
sending a voice memo. But that's not as fun as
Walky Talkie's not at all.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
You better if you go blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
We want a CDC tickets and also more mush prevential
we've ever heard in our entire lives.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay over, Yes, very specific.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
So today's the last day and not just with the show,
but you can send in talkbacks throughout the day with
Walt Klinger and packapone. But we want to hit some
specific to us. Yeah. First one, let's see what this
guy says.

Speaker 7 (04:25):
Here, Dirty Dead send the dumb the chips. Hello, guys,
this is Daniel talking. I'm a huge, huge fan of
a c DC, so I would like to participate for
those tickets. I have never gone before on the radio something,
so I hope this could be the first time.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
And remember Thunderstruck. He mixed two songs and it was beautiful.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
I love him and I would die for him, all right,
I love You're going to die for him?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, I would go to war for that man. Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
And this one's for you.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh so I can't I can't wait. Okay, this is
from a girl Maria.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
I thought I try my hand at a litt kissback
remix for these ac DC tickets.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Suck stop re sus, sus.

Speaker 8 (05:14):
It was noon on the middle of school day three
sus and I knew, and I knew the bell was
ringing soon, re sus. We had an hour to do
what we do, re sus over see.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Oh my god, this is why I love y'all. Oh
my god, y'all are.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
So beyond creative and we want you part of this
show on the always just me so happy. I can
see it. You're dancing around the studio right now.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
May be a kid's bob.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Yes. Oh, I didn't even realize it was kids Bob,
and I didn't have an adverse reaction to it.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm breaking you, Jesus time, witty, I.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Tell you what, No, this is what we love. You
actively have so many ways to be part of this
show with us, and the Wealky talkback is one of
the most fun right now. Fun granted it is only
thirty seconds, but a lot of people have shown some
great creativity and thirty seconds, but also shot yourself out.
We want to know your name, where you're from, over

(06:25):
and please just make it fun for all of us.
But yeah, you got the rest of the day to
get those talkbacks in for those sold out, sold out
ACDC tickets over a soldier field less in two weeks.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
That's so soon it is.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
Summer is right upon us, which is crazy because it
still feels like wind.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, unfortunately, mother Nat. We're going to shake out of it, though,
we're going to get there.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
We're gonna shiver out of it, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
All American rejects on Rock ninety five to five is
the mash bit.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
We're down one. Michael has the rumblet tumblers today, Yes,
but we're going to move forward.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Michael has a case of a three day weekend. We
hope we'll be able to pull through.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
We'll see, we'll find out on Monday.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Hopefully there's some technology that could maybe help him, and
we know he'll dive right headfirst into it.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
And they're usher in.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
The inevitable human visus robot wall.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
News from the front of the inevitable human robot war.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Researchers at Northwestern University have created a new super thin,
wearable device called a haptic patch that lets you feel
touch in virtual reality and other digital settings. Yeah. I know,
but it's about to get a little weird.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
The patch is flexible, sticks to your skin like a bandage,
and can send different feelings like vibrations, pressure, or twisting.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I like, if use.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Me, I'm intrigued, but I bet you are.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Don't like the full ramifications from and no kids in mind?

Speaker 9 (08:08):
The games I'm thinking about video gamesation, So like you're
playing a shooter and then like you feel like what
a gunshot feels.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Like in the game.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm not going to sit and play Call of Duty
all day. That's not something that I want to deal with.
Or like getting sliced with a sword like you know,
like this, I don't want to get hit with a
battle axe and know what that feels like.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
I bet that there are games that you would want
to play that you would like to feel that are
probably available for download.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
What would those games be?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I don't know. I bet Michael could tell us.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Unfortunately, he's just too riddled with tuberculosis to come in.
Unlike older bulky haptic devices, this one is soft in
moves with your body, making comfy to wear. It uses
tiny electronic parts controlled by a smartphone to make precise sensations.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Like feeling a virtual objects texture.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
It really is sad the Mikey boys out today because
he would be having a time with this.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
This is the one for him, right because this is
a patch or is this a suit that they're.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Building for It seems like a patch for now, Okay, yeah,
I'm sure. I'm sure it'll get to more of a
suit so that we can play some of those fun
games and people like Mikey can just basically volunteer themselves.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
To be in the matrix.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
You might as well sedate yourself right now and just
plug in the wires. And that's how they win the
Inevitable Human versus Robot War.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Robot This news from the front of the Inevitable Human
Robot War. Yeah, we are arming you for the robot war.
We want you to be safe.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I'm gonna leg you however it goes.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
We're gonna get you. Ready eight four four nine five
ninety five fifty, there's a chainsaw up for grabs because
it is free chainsaw Friday Rock ninety five to five?

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Are we speaking with Matt?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Matt?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Matt, another eminem for the Morning Mash.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
But it creates the completes the trinity today.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh and today it really is a holy trinity.

Speaker 10 (10:24):
It is.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
It is Pope's from Chicago.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Matt. How's your Friday going so far?

Speaker 8 (10:28):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (10:29):
Not too bad.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
I guess a little bit better now that I'm warning
a chainsaw?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Who said you were winning a chain saw?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
You don't even know anything?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
You just assuming you just called in, We were just
talking on the phone.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Yeah, that would be.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
It would be a lovely pretty secure.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well I guess, I guess.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, you got to change you win, Matt, you got
a chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
We have our craft together all day, every day.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
We are a functional team. But yes, Matt, you are
all set. What are you gonna do with this chainsaw?

Speaker 12 (11:05):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (11:06):
Well, I guess I won't stay with it.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna cut you off right there.

Speaker 11 (11:16):
At that point here, let's just say that me and
Maria have something in common because what she finalized yesterday
so oh.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Hilariously, mine didn't actually even get finalized yesterday because it
turns out PaperWorks hard, and I'm doing it all on
my own. But also we have different circumstances, like my ex.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Matt.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
You are all set with our first chasaw.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
The day chainsaws up for trees, and we'll have a
second chainsaw later in the morning.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Match boys of summer will they are rolling in and
now I gotta get.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
The summer first.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yeah, let's focus on I know that it's a weird
spring edging, but enough about boys.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
We're on to patriarchs. Oh we saw, okay, we saw
that there were maybes some headlines yesterday. They don't matter.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
No, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
We don't care about those ones.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Not just yet.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
We have to puff from our own Pope took chimney
and make our own decisions on the morning mash. But
it is in fact time for the Pope took.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
So and it just feels like maybe maybe there's some
significant to today and maybe.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
We should puff from the chimney, just like right off
the bat.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
I just have a feeling. I just have a feeling.
So if we could.

Speaker 10 (12:45):
Oh, oh what.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
God, go what you say? Who saw this coming? I
didn't think about it in common? Then yeah, it's kind
of hard to talk.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
But Pope Leo the fourteenth from the south side, and
the way.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
That you saved fourteenth does if you knew those Roman
numerals before yesterday.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I don't understand how people didn't know Roman numerals and
how that was a struggle.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
I'm shut up, are you not? You can know? You
can know?

Speaker 5 (13:43):
You you go, no, Rose, you can know Roman numerals
and still look at x ivy and have to pause
for a moment and be like, now, when the eye
is on that side of the is that a minus
or it's a cortext thing? Though it's like the context
is that it's been spelled out in several newspapers.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
You already know because you've heard a lot of people say, yeah,
Leo there.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
We're calling him Leo the fourteen.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
So when I see that afterwards, I was like, Okay,
we're going with numbers here, not letters.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
I just like this move from the Catholic Church to
go by his astrological sign.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I can't wait to be Pope Capricorn.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
But yes, Pope Leo is from Dalton.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
And there was a very big argument yesterday because I
don't know who got the story first. Yeah, they didn't
talk to the right people. They didn't because they claimed
he was a North Sider a Cubs fan.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
I have never seen a brother run to the media so.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Fast to got to correct this one.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
No, he is a Southsider.

Speaker 5 (14:52):
He is a Sox fan, Okay, and that might be true,
but I do want to recognize that the reason we
went with the Cubs one is because the Socks I
don't have a song that I can plug popes into
and that works.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
We get your being creative with your artistry here than you.
But it was just also funny because there are a
few different news sources that were reporting that he was
indeed a Socks fan, and obviously you have his brother
that was on the news yesterday. I believe he talked
to WGN, but then somebody from NBC knew a cardinal
that knew him directly.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I was like, hey, could you text kill.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Song about this?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Somebody told me that you knew a cardinal who spoke
to my brother who told everybody I was a Socks fan.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
I hate you so much. Move it.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
But yeah, they did clarify because he did end up
texting back and saying, no, I am a Socks fan.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
So let's clear all that up right now.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Well, of course, of course he'd be a socks fan.
He's Catholic. They have to be humble and in pain, and.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
We needed somebody to pray harder over the socks the
way this season is going right now, and we got
Pope forty.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
No pressure, sock.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
You just have the patriarch of the Catholic Church in
your corner. Have fun losing your next game. Probably, I too,
am half the man I used to be.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Because I am myself half man? My father was a man.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
It still is actually factually true.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Indeed, money on Rock ninety five just.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Melted my brain. Yeah, ah, men rejoice. There is a
new male contraceptive being tested, and I don't hate this
one by any shape or form.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
It is called Adam.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of jokes there, but this is
a gel implant that's placed on the sperm ducks and
will block sperm from passing through, offering a non hormonal,
reversible option.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Instead of condoms or vasectomis.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
And the best part about this gel is it is
a non invasive surgery, local anesthetic and it wears off
in two years, so you just got to get another
in two years. Because it's just.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Okay, now going to do it?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah, no, use it now. They've only tested it successfully
on twenty five men. I need a much bigger scale
of testing for this. But as soon as it's here,
I'm jumping in line.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, are you though?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
I hope what what what?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Male birth control has been a thing that we could
have just had for like decades now we literally it's
been It's there, it's been there.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
The issue is.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
That it won't get approved because of the side effects
like headaches and things of that nature, you know, the
things that our female birth control gives us anyway, in
addition to like ridiculous sky high cancer risks. But it's fine,
so we'll just keep being the ones taking it.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
I've had friends get the snip, and you know, they
think everything's fine and dandy. I just you know, it's
still a little terrifying a little bit. Yeah, A four
four fifty. Let us know if you've had a snip
or would be open to using this male contraceptive.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I'm all in.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
I want to be the person that puts it in.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
No.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Hey you ever get an IUD shoved up your body? No,
I want to be in charge of implementing the male
birth control.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
I hear what you're saying in that they're.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Going up the p hoole directly anesthetic.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
You know, they don't give us pain medication for IUD insertion.
We just have to literally sit there and take it.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
I did.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
I didn't, Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Right, it's going up your p whole.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
That's fight me and I don't.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
I don't want to. I have no reason too.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
And I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I'm not in charge of this, but I am sorry. Nonetheless,
you're angry.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
You you have some feelings about this clearly, and.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
I'm sorry that you have just been to targeting really
in towards you.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
It's general.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Maria has set me on fire because I want to
use mail consciouss.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Sorry, I'll put you with my lord. Is that cool?
That's what I have in the studio. Race Now, don't
twenty five dollars for this bottle?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah you know it was it blessed by Popolio.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
In a way in that it exists.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
But yes, eight four four nine ninety five fifty textas
and let us know if you would use this male conscious.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
If you would let me put it up your pee hole,
and I.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Can tell you the answer to that one without even
looking at tech messages. Five ish things you almost certainly
need to know. It's a hell of a community service.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
To tell you that much.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I didn't even do anything.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
What a Friday. Indeed, let's kick it off with five things.
Scientists are studying ultra processed foods and finding that they're
doubling the risk of Parkinson's disease. Oh, nobody's surprised by this.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Well, I am surprised that it's Parkinson specifically, but I'm
not surprised. The process foods are ruining our lives.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yes, causing issues. And some of those foods would.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Be soda, hot dogs, ketchup and potato chips.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Well, that's why you should never pair hot dogs and
catch up. Choose one. Don't get Parkinson's valid.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Very valid. The man who draped his coat over a
sleeping passenger on the CTA has been identified as a
former Chicago alderman. Former Chicago Alderman Edwin Eisendarth was identified
from the viral video that's going around. Saw a homeless
man sleeping, draped the coat over him, and everybody's just.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Like, hey, there is some good out there. We do
appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, I'm gonna be cynical about it. Why how coincidental
that the one time someone gets caught putting a coat
on a homeless person, which, let's be so clear, is
like an everyday event.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
People do that all the time.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Just happens to be an alderman that goes viral, just hap.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
But he's a former alderman, so he's not He didn't
have a stake in the claim.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
He just wanted to share some empathy.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm not saying it's him.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
I'm saying that people do this all the time for sure.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
They have figured out that they can turn cow dung
into surgical masks and food packaging.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
They can, Yeah, Ah, don't though.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
A group out of the University College London has figured
out a process how to spin the fibers from dung,
creating threads that don't smell at all and can be
woven into fabric.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Okay, I don't want any of this.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
This smell is not necessarily the problem there either.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
It's just the fabric's just undigested grass.

Speaker 5 (21:41):
We need fabric that badly, Like, are we at such
a loss for resources that we're.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Going to cow dung?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Here's the thing. There's over five billion tons of manure
produced yearly, so that's what makes the issue there. So
they're trying to find a place to put it. A
very hungry bear out an entire beekeeper hive.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
That is bad news bears.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
It is an Ohio beekeeper by the name of Jeff
noticed that Art was alerted to motion in his beehive
and there was nothing left. The cones, the frame, the wax,
and all the honey completely gone. He estimated that he
had about fifty thousand bees.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
We're skipping over the fact that Jeff has a beehive.
How old is Jeff? Oh, he was obviously beekeeping age.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Yes, he is a beekeeper.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
And finally, Bill Gates has recently confirmed that he plans
to give away near most of his wealth by twenty
forty five. That's about two hundred billion dollars through the
Gates Foundation. And I need somebody to let me know
how I can submit and apply.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
I was about to say, can I give it all
away to me? And also through the Gates Foundation? I
mean through the foundation that he's going to get hell
attacks breaks for and still basically keep all that money.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah. Also, okay, go, what are you doing it's very
dis acting just watching you over here posing. Okay, you're
actively posing recording a video right now too?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Yeah, okay, fair.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Fa up on our social media that morning match. Put
it on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Check the stories, baby, in case you missed it.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
We're giving away sold out ACDC tickets.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, buddy, and.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
It's in one of the greatest contests we've ever put.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Together, certainly one of the most entertaining.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
The Waalkee talk back. Yes now, for those of you
they are getting up to speed on the iHeartRadio app.
There is a microphone when you're listening to rock ninety
five to five, and that is called a talk bag.
You can send us a thirty second message. All we're
asking is that you tell us why you want to
go to the sold out ACDC show. And it ends
today and we're gonna contact a winter next week.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Also your name and where you're from.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yes, we're going to.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
The NFL over.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
All the Walkee talking noises break or Breaker one nine
do it all?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Oh, someone was like breaker breaker ninety five five and
that one may be. Oh, that's the way I go.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Other things. Not to forget.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Mothers is on Sunday, and I didn't forget you didn't. Well,
technically no, because it's we're talking about it right now
and it's not until Sunday.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
We are on a radio station right.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Now, Mama, I'd like to apologize in advance.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I don't think she's listening right now. My dad probably is.
My dad, don't tell mom. Hey, Dad, you're probably not
tracking this either.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Let's work together a little bit after the show. I'll
get me a called.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
But while your mom's not listening, just shout her out
really quick.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Mama. Yeah, have a mother's day.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
If you're wondering why I am the way I am,
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
A lot of it has to do with Ellen Palmski. Wow,
I love her.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
She would strike fear into your heart so quickly. Seriously,
my mother is a very powerful woman.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Oh are you guys the same height?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
She's taller than me.

Speaker 7 (24:53):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Oh, I'm really little, Like I'm not just little for
the world, also for my family.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
There's a taller version of you. Yeah, it's terrifying.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, it is actually in fact, but we do need
to shout out Mama Marres.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yeah, shout out to Mama Maris.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Allow me to be weird.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
My entire life.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
No, I want to shout out Mama Maris. If I'm
being honest, you raised a good boy.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Oh thank you.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Yeah, you treat women very very well and like that's
a really nice thing.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I mean, that is quite the compliments. True, Mom, If
you are listening, you might have a package that would
have arrived this morning. I got a text message, so
go ahead and check on that.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
And then good relationship with his mom.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Well, the only bad part is I'm gonna be out
of time this weekend, so I won't be able to
like hang out.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
But are you gonna make up for it though?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna find something.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
We'll probably actually we're overdue for a concert to a
concert with your mom?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
No, well yeah, but like a like a classical orchestra.
The filler amount a kind of deal fair we do have.
I got a shout out one more mom.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
She's not a.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Mom in a traditional sense of the world word. Okay,
but isn't she You know her?

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I know her. Yes, her name is Karen Chapin.

Speaker 5 (26:08):
Yes, she does so much in the engineering department here.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
I heeart Media Chicago and the amount of gentle parenting
she has to do to tell people to turn off
their laptop and turn it back on again, or clear
your cash, or just all of those things, and she
gets so much done with such patience.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Karen a saint.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Karen your honorary mother this weekend.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
We love you, honorary mother.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
She's an honorary mother.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
She deserves it.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah, if you want to shout out to your mom.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
On Rock ninety five five eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Shoot us a text, take it part of the talkback.

Speaker 5 (26:45):
My favorite Nirvana song about batteries on the morning Nash
bit on Rock ninety five to five, What.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Thank you? What do we got?

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Spoor?

Speaker 4 (26:57):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I'm recovering from that one.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Caught me off guard.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Got to recharge your batteries.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yes, I hate so much. I'm trying to do sports
right now.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
I got to meet the energy.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
We have a pope from Chicago, Yeah, buddy, And there
was a fight Catholic sports over what side of town
he was representing. Was he a Cubs fan? Was he
a Socks fan? And thankfully he's a Socks fan, because
I couldn't think of a team that needs more prayers
right now, as they lost their eleven straight at Kaufman

(27:30):
Stadium against the Royals.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
It's good that he really is following after Jesus, hanging
out with Leopers and Socks fans.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yes, we are fellow Sox fans, to be so clear.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Socks are back at home today against Miami. I think
they have a good opportunity to get some wins this weekend,
but we'll see. First pitch at six point forty Today,
the Cubs are calling up their number two prospect, Caate Horten.
He's a right handed pitching prospect out of Iowa, and
he's the forty six prospect in the MLB. And I

(28:05):
bring this up to say, hey, why sucks. I know
you have some prospects that would love to just be
playing right now. How about it? Yeah, because something else
needs to happen over there, prospects.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
There we go. Yep, any other input, Maria?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, okay, fantastic Cubs are in New York this weekend.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
First pitches at six'.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Ten and THEN i know you are avidly paying attention
to THE nba.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Playoffs how could you?

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Not?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah so what happened? Yesterday they played right?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Off?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Wow, yeah that is in The timberwolves tied up the
series Against Golden state As Golden state was Missing. Curry
he's going to be out for a minute and they
don't know about how. Long SO i think this boates
well for The. Timberwolves good basketball action. Today you know who's?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Playing, yeah but you tell, Me.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Okay Fantastic, maria The calves And. Pacers we'll be on
at six thirty. Tonight pacers are up to. Zero was
this a shock for you as? Well, no you saw
this coming of.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Course oay The, Pacers.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah you, know they're good.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Basketball LIKE i hardly know.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Her thank. You you can't.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Stand you you.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Can and then The nuggets And thunder have the second game.
Tonight it's all tied at.

Speaker 10 (29:22):
One.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Thunder, yes that sounds like a meal at McDonald's With Imagine.
Dragons Imagine dragons Or donald's.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Collaboration right, there the series is tied at one a.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Piece what are your thoughts on this game?

Speaker 1 (29:40):
SPECIFICALLY i love a one, piece but it's never. ENOUGH
i want to leave to six piece of The.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Nuggets If i'm getting it with my collaboration With Imagine, dragons.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
They just need to win.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Four but, yeah, okay, oh a four. Piece, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
They just, yeah the four piece is what they. Need
what sauce sweet and? Sour, okay what about you?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Barbecue s fair?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Enough?

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Sport, yeah that's.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Sports fun to The head is on the way On
rock ninety five to. Five now here's a bit only.
Plug it is. Time it is time our final pair
of tickets this week for Creed On summer Of Fun
tour At summer of sixty nine And beyond.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Festival thanks for joining, Us.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Maria excited to come in.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Today how nice of you to be ready for the.
Plug at least one of us.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Is, here, buddy don't give me the.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Crap actually that is, CORRECT i know. It michael has
the rumbley. Tumblas michael's got a case of the three day.
Weekends you only have two choices For fun to The head.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Today it is myself.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
And maria and we are going to answer those trivia
questions to get you the. Creek why are you shooting
me right?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Now i'm not.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
OKAY i think that was week eight four four fifty
b collar ten to play funds at ahead and we'll
see if we can get you those. Tickets.

Speaker 8 (31:05):
Now fun to The head, On, yeah don't worry they're
using nerve.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Weapons are we speaking With? Shane yes you, Are.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Shane how are you doing Amazing? FRIDAY i love?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
That what good? Energy what are you up to on This?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Friday shane and Bowling?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Brooke what are you getting your mom this? Weekend?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Flowers?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Good? Nice, okay well, done top of? It very. Concise,
yes but welcome To fun to The. Head it's a
trivia game where we answer questions for you to Win crea.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Tickets, yes but you need to, choose though is who's
going to answer questions for you and take the.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Shots i'm gonna go With maris as you.

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Are, Thanks thanks, buddy that's a, Choice.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
MARIS i think today's is just me and you and
we do have two.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Guns we're shooting at each.

Speaker 10 (31:57):
Other.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
YEAH i think you should get to shoot, back don't you, Think? Shane?

Speaker 10 (32:01):
YES i?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Do, okay on behalf Of. Shane you get to fire, Back.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Shane let's get these, tickets, baby question.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
New marrow You, No Mother's day was first introduced in what?
Country don't overthink?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
It?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
London no you ever thought?

Speaker 10 (32:17):
It?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Shane do you want to take a Guess?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
America?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah oh, yeah, yeah of. Course, Okay So shane may
get the.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Points, okay So, shane you save that one and saves.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Yeah, yeah we'll say, yeah, okay number. Two and it's
one of my. Favorites SO i hope you get. This
what video games starts with the iconic, Line.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Hey you you're finally?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Awake is?

Speaker 5 (32:46):
It?

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Halo W? God you have the.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Gun AND i gave you permission to hit.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Back don't get mad at me Because i'm doing my
job and you're not.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Retaliating we shooting you WHEN i get, them, Right?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Shane and do you know no it's sky Sky.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Rot oh, YEAH i wouldn't have got that.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
One it's the famous and it comes to, YEAH i.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Have never Played. Skyround i'm.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Sorry yeah we Got shane a? Gamer what's your favorite? Game? Shane,
man there we, go yeah yeah, yeah good good.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Choice, understood good.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
CHOICE i get.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
It all, right we're.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Back what device did a C dc get their name?
From oh there's no way in.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Hell you're gonna get.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
This it makes me think about. Battery but that's not a, Device.
Shane we want to help. THEM i can't, Go, SHANE
i use my, no, no you know it's, fine all,
right you have an idea.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Amplifier, nope.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
A sewing.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
MACHINE a sewing machine in the chest right, NOW i
mean ow of their irregularly sized.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Balls they had to tell.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
The off air enough all, right, okay.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
But it's still not too.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
Bad he got one, Right shane got one?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Right shane got one. Right that's, Fine.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Shane you gotta get two more, Right bud number. FOUR
i wouldn't know this one, either although, again don't overthink. It,
lunchly A lunchible's, competitor went viral for it being covered
and molded straight off the.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Shelf oh my, GOD i remember reading about.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
This give me one of the YouTubers that made?

Speaker 13 (34:29):
It are?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
They don't overthink? It kind of just think of YouTubers.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Missed that's?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
One, yeah give me? One, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
OKAY i was, like oh DO i need more? NOW
i wanted to see.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
If he would give me more Because Logan paul is
also on that, list and, like if you can get
Mister beast And Logan, paul then you're good to.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
GO i don't know how you would team up With
Logan paul and expect something to go, Correctly, Shane.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Would you tune up a little? Bit Logan?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Paul absolutely not, Yeah, Okay shane has, taste yes he.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Does he Likes madden and he just likes.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
LOOKING i got that, Right oh.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Oh yeah you?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Did?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah all, right all, right last, One, Shane this this can.
Happen this is gonna work for. You it is, OKAY
i hope all? Right what direction does the sun rise?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
In?

Speaker 5 (35:28):
Okay the sun rises in the blankets in.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
The blank sun sets in the. West AND i had
to say that first because it. Rhymes but it does.

Speaker 8 (35:46):
Get you the.

Speaker 9 (35:46):
Face i'm, Sorry, shane you absolutely.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Did, tickets my.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Guy you knocked me off balance BECAUSE i was not
expecting to get shot in the face, Today LIKE i.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Never expect the shot the, face and it does tend
to take it.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Right it's a. Surprise say something.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
First But, Shane, shane you're going to See creed at
The summer of ninety nine And beyond.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Festival that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
You you are all.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Set who are you going to take with you to this?

Speaker 3 (36:18):
One my beautiful? Girlfriend oh, well.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Does she have a?

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Name?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Rachel shout out To, Rachel.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Rachel she sounds hot.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Man good, job well, done, sir well. Done But shane
And rachel are going to See creed at the summer
of ninety nine and beyond festival all Happening july. Nineteenth
if you want to be, there to get your tickets
at livenation dot. Com and if you need a little extra,
help some pockets changed so you can get concert tickets
on concert tickets on concert tickets forg.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Got what about our cop the?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Rooster his name is A rocky and he is on
the way in three minutes On rock ninety five to.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Five it's time to jrk out peek doesn't, matter it.
Does guess What i'm going to talk. About H i
don't know The.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Pope oh is he a? Nerd?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yes or at least he is a.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
GAMER i, guess, like, yeah he's The, pope so, yeah inherently.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Nerd so, they're you, know obviously asking questions about what
you do in your spare. Time and he and the
other cardinals like they have these little word.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Games that they like to play on their phone.

Speaker 10 (37:28):
Together and.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
My hope is like, gamer we're counting that as?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Gaming, yeah yes we. Are, Okay i'm taking it.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
There also enjoys watching, movies and the one movie that
all the cardinals were watching ahead of this, Week.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Passion of The Christ.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Conclave oh, yes the movie's actively about picking a new?

Speaker 5 (37:47):
Pope is not that a little? Redundant would you watch? It
i'm answering my own, question would you watch a movie about?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Radio and THEN i was, like.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
YEAH i read, everyone every single person in this industry
has seen how it starts private.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Parts it's part of being.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Here, yes if you're looking to check Out, conclave go
ahead and check that out on a prime video and guess, Why,
maria what it is about that?

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Time what's?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
It what we're gonna be ninety five minutes commercial free
next On rock ninety five to? FIVE i do?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
That, yeah you got a?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Pup that's?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Rad or do? WE i don't. Know we haven't taken
a puff from our pope tooke chimney. Yet we best
get to.

Speaker 14 (38:25):
It AND i don't know to see too much is the,
News SO i don't know if anything, happened BUT i
have a feeling an inkling in, inkling a craving uh
huh to hit our pope took chimney and see if
we maybe have a pope?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Tonight shall were we?

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Go?

Speaker 13 (38:45):
Oh, oh pop go?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Go?

Speaker 5 (39:01):
Gowaddy is sex pope's fram Or wendy suiting popes go.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
From whitny, sitter.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Are you going to Be? OKAY i smoke so.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Much and my lungs have never gotten used to a
single bit of.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
It that's fair if for whatever reason you just woke
up one minute.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Ago uh, Hope, leah the fourteenth Of Chicago Land pope
has been.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Elected this is, also by the, way a huge move
from The.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Vatican we can get Real catholic About we're going to
be Mostly chicago about, it BUT i gotta get Real
catholic about.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
It you have no idea if you're not within the
church or like one of those PEOPLE i used to
be within the. Church how huge this.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Is first of, All vatican hasn't exactly been Like Team.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
America hope you can tell by. History.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Yes so to elect An american pope right, now and
top one from The, midwest.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Oh my, goodness it's.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Huge, yes it is very. BIG i do love How
chicago is just immediately embracing.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Where No catholic if you are From Chicago, land if
you are from Northern, illinois You're catholic.

Speaker 12 (40:23):
Now.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah and still one of the greatest moments ON tv,
yesterday The brother Just god stepping up to the plate
because the first story came out that he was A cups. Fan,
Yep wrigley posted it on there on the big, board
and brothers, like absolutely.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Not he is from The South. Side he is A
White sox.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Fan and then you, know obviously The White sox having
fun with that as. Well but the one thing we
need confirmation, on h are you A bears? Fan?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Oh because he's got to be right.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Felt during Our pope, Tokes, YES i was selfishly hope
that the candidate From detroit who is going to spurn
some energy into The lions for A Super.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Bowl but now we have the blessings from poping the
game and.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Play but Now.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Pope The old fourteenth hopefully will be on the side
of The. Bears i'm pretty sure he's A bears. Fan.
Yeah if he's A, southsider he's got.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Roof, again he's A, catholic so he is humble and enjoys.
Pains he's going to be A sox fan and he's
going to be A bears.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Fan, yeah he's in line with The.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Lord funny enough in between, calls BECAUSE i know this
is just about to be a thing In. Chicago six
degrees of separation from the. Pope he was, like, YEAH.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I knew some people that went to school with AND
i was.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Like, okay like that's. Everybody.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Man somebody told me he lived On, augusta and then
someone else said he lived On, division and then someone
else said that he lived on in The.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Sloop he was on the South. Side, Okay i'll go
love to stop.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Now, wow.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Light ding, mcgueen baby.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Show really, yeah that's where you went with this.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
One that is a car's, reference dear, listener if you
weren't with, Me lightning, McQueen.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
I think we were all, there, okay most of.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Us all, right, yeah most of us in case they,
WEREN'T i. Know, okay you're just being a good rate Kind,
yeah it's a new thing for. Me say, what it's
not going.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Well trying to be.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Kind, WOW i don't THINK i Think i'm gonna stop.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Now, okay, please what do you, Have? Maris, yes our
dearly Beloved michael has the rumblet tumble.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Is, yeah he's got a case of the three day.
Weekends i'm going to keep doubling and trickling.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Down on, this So i'm doing a rocketport. Today, okay,
yesterday another farewell.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Tour, now that's.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Fun, yeah we've.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Had some farewell.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Tour you know what they've been playing for six.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Decades, oh you have a farewell.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Tour, yeah started The So Long, tour then The Farewell,
tour then the Af nisin and then The deer here's the.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Thing, yes they are going to be at The United
center On september, seventh and tickets go on Sale may
sixteenth at ten am at ticketmaster dot. Com the title
is what gets. Me it's The North American Farewell.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Tour we're never coming back To North.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
America so whatever they want to do In europe Or
South america or.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Anywhere, Else, yeah we'll see what.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Happens Alison james had an o scary situation on tour
yesterday as they are about to kick off their.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Show, drummer, drummer that's the, word.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Drummer Drummer Sean kinney had a non life threatening medical
emergency come up right after. Soundcheck, okay so they weren't
able to move forward with the. Show quote, is after
our sound check this evening at The Mohegan Sun, Arena

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shawn experienced a non life threatening medical. Emergency we unfortunately
have to cancel tonight's. Show we sincerely apologize for the.
Inconvenience refunds are available at point of. Purchase weird.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Help everyone's so.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Too but like it's when you say non life, threatening
say anything at.

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All, yeah just be, like, hey we can't do the.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Show can't do the. Show we're moving.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Forward you're giving us a vague nothing.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Burger but THAT'S i think that's the thing with a
lot of the. Internet, yeah when you do something and
you don't provide a, reason people just start thinking and
letting their brain spin and everything. Else so they're just
putting it out.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
There it just sounds like they're having A Michael. Day,
sorry care to the?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Show oh my.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Goodness and in the other rock, news it is Still, friday,
indeed so.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
You gotta have The james. Saw you shouldn't let me
have it much.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Longer, yeah you, know you know what to. Do ninety five,
fifty it could be. Yours congratulations going out To. Tom
he won our second chainsaw of the. Morning he's out
Of Hickory. Hills we are The morning Mash.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Pit I'm, Maris I'm Maria, palmer.

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And you have some.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
NEWS i sure, do BUT i don't want to catch
you all down at the, dump don't do.

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It likely the corporate chills had a genius idea of
just putting a positive spin on the, headlines which is
really easy to do and appropriate and. Inoffensive and SO
i made bad news. Bears funeral to be held for
baby found in.

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Water, okay terrible starter sounds like.

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So, much you, know throw out the bathwater or the.

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Baby, oh twenty nine year old participant dies after mini marathon.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
And you were running for your. Health this is.

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Day couple guilty of animal, cruelty avoids jail, time leave
a mountain, Society.

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Cats, Nope, okay man faces felony charges for lightsaber.

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ATTACK i have.

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QUESTIONS i don't have, answers but apparently they're giving out
felonies for lightsaber. Attacks so about to catch a felony
real quick here on the morning monsh, MIN i.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Was gonna, say there's lightsabers over in a corner.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Here, Yeah and isn't that bad news? Bear, okay let's
make you feel a little bit. Better, well we feel.
Great four minutes away the rooster he gets back with
another chance to win one thousand. DOLLARS i, mean you
go guys some.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Liquor donate to the. Church for today In Chicago, land
we are All. Catholic Our pope is from The Windy,
city and he's extra. Windy probably.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Too good, today too good today we are still commercial
free on rock and ninety five.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
FIVE i Am Marison studio With. Maria that's.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Me Mister Rumbley tumbles is out gallivanting.

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In his mister three day.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Weekend i'm Not i'm not giving him the benefit of
the doubt or any.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Benefits oh that's.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Fair should we read some? TEXTS i believe job.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
You get to text us at eight four.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
Fifty we read them throughout the. Show they like to
gather them at the end and read some of our.

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Favorites from seven o eight Go rocky money for him a.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Lord if you spend one thousand dollars on my, lord
that's officially self.

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Harming you can get fifty one to fifty for.

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That you have a.

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Problem from six her if if if the New pope
is A sox, fan are they going to convert a
skybox into a pope?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Box?

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Necessary, also as a, woman there's just something beautiful about
hearing the term pope.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Box from Garbage man.

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Damn thank you loved Hearing michael do the morning forecast
BECAUSE i.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Know it will be one hundred. Accurate Unlike, MICHAEL i.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Appreciate the sentiment you're, wrong but, Yeah i'm also not.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
ACCURATE i don't ever claim. ACCURACY i MEAN i claim.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Entertainment none of us.

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Do.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Indeed i'm a sixt three Ye, oh good, morning.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Guys i've had the clip and. Snip it wasn't too.
Bad GLAD i did.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
It worst part was. Recovery.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah we were talking about a new male contraceptive that's
not quite ready, yet but a little less invasive than
the clip.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Is, yeah it's not a full clip and.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Snip.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yeah from the every Too Happy, Friday Happy Liberation, Day, Maria,
well unfortunately that didn't go according to.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Plan i'm not good at filling out.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
PaperWorks standing to fight a little.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Longer i'm sick of it.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Anyway and, well Happy Early Mother's day to all the
wonderful mothers out, there especially my own. Mother there you,
Go AND i would also like to say happy birthday
to that listener's, mother not, Birthday Mother's day. Whatever she's
gonna get her gifts either. Way almost from the sixth
three H.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Shout out To, marie To Mama palmski And Mama. Maris
they did pretty damn. Good they're. Deaf proud of you.
Guys thank.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
You shout out to my mom. Too without, HER i
wouldn't be. Alive, yeah and shout out to that dear listener's.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Mom all, right that is.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Nice it was.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Nice in. Part we love when you text. Us we
also like our. TALKBACKS i like all the things.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Talking to, you hanging out with he is this screaming
suicide right?

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Now yes it?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Is oh hell, Yeah Little metallica.

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Give it some different. Metality oh, yes we do an, Interest.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Sam we love a lot Of, metallica and.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
We love not Pegging Sam, man.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
You, Don't.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Nirvana says all?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Apologies are we on The morning Mush bit say no apologies,
None we're not apologizing On rock.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Ninety five five The pups From. Chicago that's geographical.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Infallibility, baby let's.

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Go nothing we say is, wrong right.

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For as long as he's.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
Pope, YEAH i think keep him.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Alive that it hasn't in The.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Bible he's sixty.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Nine so we we got a nice little tenure with
this pope. Here we had a.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Week we did we had a fun.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Week it was such a good.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Week missing Mister Rumbley tumbley's.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
List he'll enjoy u three day. Weekend we'll see you On.
Monday micro can't wait to do this to your.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Face but before we head, out the one big thing
that we've been going after the day was the walkie
talk back on The iHeartRadio. App it's your way to
reach out to us in a. Talkback it's the little
microphone when you're listening to rock ninety five to five
and you can leave us a specifically for the sold

(51:03):
out AC dc. Show today is your last day to
get those talkbacks, in and we've got a few before
we head.

Speaker 12 (51:11):
Out Breager burger nine five point. Five this is my
coming at you On milwaukey. Talkback know some of y'all
going through that big d get that mind out of
the gutter talking about. Divorce well that's no. Fun look
at that silver line and say it's A thursday mashpit
out on the Town, Marison. Mike they intimidate the losers
from talking To maria while that manic pixie dreamgirl steals

(51:32):
all the male. Attention leave when all the ladies said
and lonely for.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Affection this is what we.

Speaker 12 (51:36):
Call a perfect wingman. Situation mashpick gonna run shot town
over and.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Out, wow and he's damn.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Right will you be my?

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Goose made you be my?

Speaker 5 (51:46):
Wingman always don't die Like goose, did but, yeah my
Wing will you recreate the scene From Say say out
one of These Thursday. LIVES i see a man that's
just right up my? Alley?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Yeah will you please recreate she's lost that love and
feeling with? Me you know that scene In Top? Gun,
no you don't know that's The.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
OKAY i saw a Top gun after the Second Top
gun came, out AND i.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Was, like, okay, Okay well the way that he lands
the love interest in the bar is by like going
up and then they just break out into song Into
she's lost that love and feeling that all of the
are they midshipman at that? POINT i don't know what they. Are,
no they're in slight. School, yeah so they're officers by,
them it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
MATTER i got.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
You they all say we'll have a song.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
READY i just want to do.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
It, Okay, okay you.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Probably that's, Fine, okay, good ok till another.

Speaker 15 (52:35):
One, Yeah Hey, Maria hey guys It's monye from a.
Bookport my grandson really needs THOSE acdc tickets because he
thinks that everybody our age has had their chance to see,
them and he is now just getting his at the
age of. Fourteen, thanks have a good, day.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Now correct me If i'm, Wrong. Katie this is the
Same monique who said her son got her grandson got
suspended for getting on his phone for trying to get
us a talk back for the AC dc.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Tickets, okay so her grandson's getting. Suspended now her son
is also saying some stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Right, no oh oh, oh just a. Grandson, okay so
this is just the, grandson.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Just a grandson trying to get the.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Tickets SO i thought she was pulling multiple cards for
multiple children in much the same way that those children
will later be, like, oh this grandma died and then
that grandpa, died and Suddenly i'm six grandparents AND i
just can't take this, Test.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
PROFESSOR i think she just feels. Bad he got, suspended
but that's on, him you know. BETTER i feel proud you,
still you had all, day you could have did it after.

Speaker 11 (53:38):
School.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
School but, yeah be, fine yeah. Terrible here's our last. One, Okay, hey.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Good, morning. Guys my Name's.

Speaker 16 (53:46):
Andrew i'm sending this in for THE uh and hopes
to win the AC dc. Tickets so hear me out,
HERE i uh not not to play THE uh the card,
here But i'm a single dad who has a nineteen
year old. Daughter her ma walked out when she was
about nine or, ten And i've been raising them by

(54:08):
myself since since.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Then so She, yep you got thirty. Seconds that's the.
Reminder you have thirty seconds within the. Talkback but, yes
you went.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
There you list cards are. Incredible. Sick, Oh i'm a single.
PAIR i have to have these. Tickets it's the only
thing that will save me for my.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Problems but, yes you have until eleven fifty nine fifty
nine fifty nine today to get those talkbacks in. Too
when THE acdc tickets sold, out show pulld.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
A terminal illness, card don't that's WHAT i.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Want but also before we, leave one last, Time Happy Mother's, Day.
MOM i love you.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
Day.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Mom that's to, Mine anti.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Yours, yes mom's of the.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Show, Yes anti.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yours all the moms out there supporting all you terrible. Children,
yeah do something nice for your mom this.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Weekend take for, Breakfast filer some alart a macaroni. Picture
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