My Spot, Guy Fieri’s Hot Dog, and Thirstday Chaos

It’s another rowdy Thirstday on The Morning Mosh Pit, where comfort meets chaos. We’re kicking things off with Fun to the Head before diving into Bad News Bears, and yes — Guy Fieri’s “Apple Pie Hot Dog” is officially real. We’re also talking about why the average person has exactly two “my spots” at home (and how far we’ll go to defend them). Then, Nerd News brings the geek heat, and we wrap with the latest from the Sports desk.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Showing you all of the wrong ways. Monday through Friday.
I'm rocking ninety five to five. This is the Morning
mash Bit. My name is Maria Palmer.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I'm Michael Wow. I'd hate it if it wasn't accurate.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Whatever advice we give, you do the opposite or just don't.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
We just don't.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Just don't do anything at all ever.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Just sit still, listen to us on the iHeartRadio app.
And that's gonna keep because if you do the opposite,
I feel like that's.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Just going to be detrimental as well.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
So if you can sit still, you're probably not listening
to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Let's be so real. This is for the kids that
can't sit still.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, we washing elbows down. We got food Fighter tickets.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
And and Sonic simple God. Do we have a list
in front of us too, Oh my gosh, because this
is one we're trying to figure out.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Yees taking some days off, well yeah, exactly, it's worth
it going to a festival.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
No, you got my Chemical Romance, you got Shined Down,
you got tool Pierce, the Veil Stained Good Charlotte, Godsmack
All Time, Low Hailstorm, Lamb of God, Cohedon, Cambria Stone
Temple Pilots, I mean the list goes on and breaking,
Benjamin Rise Against the Used Offspring, Sublime, Yellow Card, Marilyn Manson,
Bush Altar Bridge, Megadeth, Public Enemy, which is really cool,
simple planned story of the year, and then a whole
bunch of emo tray you Bless the Fall, Let's go

(01:34):
down here, seven Dust, Static X Dope, power Man, five thousand,
mushroom Head, Sepultura, I mean Apocalyptica.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That it goes on and on and on, and that's
like a quarter of them.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I like that it's a mixture of so many different
kinds of rock too, because often you see like Emo
an alternative in one category, and then the heavier stuff
like your God's macs and and things in a totally
different one. But I like the blending is the rocker
versus goth versus Emo war over have we just decided
to unit?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
But we have to for survival. I feel like a
lot of us are all the same people. We are
just a blend of all of that.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Did find an interesting little some band names on a
stage here that I didn't see before. Yes, we got
a Dying Fetus, we got cattle decapitation, Ye Nate palm death.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh my god, these are great flesh god apocalypse.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Actually, this has got to be like the black metal
stage or something. Suffocation, just suffocation, no breathing. A necro
goblin Have you heard of this guy? He'd like, where's
a goblin head of big green goblin hat? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I guess his name's it's necro goblin. Con All right,
so early bird gets some worm on this one. We're
going to be giving those tickets away in eight o'clock

(02:44):
out nice do Yeah, yeahs up.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I mean you can tell your friends if you want
to try to get in. Actually, don't tell your friends
spread the word. No, you don't want to, you don't.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Want to know. You gotta win. If there's more people
trying to win, that makes it harder for you to win.
But if you got your friends in yours actually, but
then it's like the lottery, you gotta split it up.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
So you're like, if you win, I'm gonna tell you secret.
But if you win, you got to.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Take the Caveat is always whoever spread the information automatically
gets a ticket.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yes, yeah, obviously, Pod Saliva red jumpsuit apparatus, Cherry Hinder
Daughtry no, it's.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
The live of the band. To be clear, it''s a
lot of space Saliva.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
I know Saliva, and the current version of Saliva is
basically not that band that it used to be. I
think there's like two guys left in the band. Josie
Scott isn't in it and they and they hate each other.
I was reading this morning Josie Scott and the lead singer,
the young new lead singer of Saliva.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Boy do they hate each other.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I think the best music comes from people that hate
each other. Something about conflicts.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh yes, you need a little something there, heartbreak, conflict.
Happy musicians make happy music that ends up being boring
that we do not gravitate towards.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah, it's such a bitch. Like good creativity comes from
strife and struggle.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
You know.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
It's like, anyway, do we got weather?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
We we got snow in the forecast.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Baby, I'll stop it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Let's go cut my life into pieces. This is my
last result.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Stuff like I shouldn't no breathing.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Don't get Michael's obsession with clouds cannot be overstated. It
went up to the cloud and you can't get it
down from Nobody understands the cloud.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
It's a mystery. Here's weather snur.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Sner in the forecast.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I missed. I have not missed snow, but I have
missed snur.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
The Bears may have a snow game on Sunday. Don't
do that.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
I'm looking at the forecast here and the highway. The
high temperature is like, uh high thirties, low forties. But
if it's breezy like it says it's gonna be, yeah,
it's gonna snow.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Snow. Man.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
It seems like it's uh here a little bit earlier
than last year. And we had some time last year
where didn't like I don't think it's snow till like
December is yeah.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
The average though for Chicago is Halloween when you see
the first snow over the years.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
So you had like some flurries and stuff last year,
like one, it took a minute for any snow to stick.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I don't think this one's gonna stick. No, No, although
it is.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I mean there's snowing the forecast for Sunday and Monday,
so I mean you can have a little two day
run there.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
That'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
See the sun until May.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Sunshine today until noon.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Then the clouds were all in, and then it's gonna
get real breezy later tonight and rain all night. So
we're gonna get some much need at rain around here.
And then your Friday forecast looking well, it keeps changing
a little bit partly sunny, but we are going to
see some rain tomorrow too. Okay, so we're getting we're
getting into the depths a little bit here.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
No, I really need a drink.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
What about food Fighter tickets?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Oh yeah, Fun to the Head is on the way
next on rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Now here's it only plug bugget?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yes, got it and my lips almost healed?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Which ones?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Eight four four ninety five fifty food Fighter tickets up
for grabs today. We want you to be there in
the building over at Soldier Field on August eighth, as
they'll be there with Queens of the Stone Age and
what's the other band named Michael Mannekins.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Thank you very much. I don't like the way I
said that.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Time for you to play Fun to the Head's trivia game.
You answer questions, take one of us hostage to provide
you a save, and we get shot with nerve darts.
But we need you eight four four ninety five fifty
b collar ten to play Fun to the Head windows
food Fighter tickets and I'll say this much say it.
The tickets are moving if you want to sit around

(06:58):
and wait and be a really bad idea on your part,
So either win them with us or go get them
at ticketmaster dot com.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
And now Fun to the Head on.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Are we speaking with Cammy?

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Really?

Speaker 2 (07:26):
How are you doing today? Hi? I'm good.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Your Thursday going? Well?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah, someone might way to work and I pulled over.
All right, Well we'll be nervous, Cammy. We're just here
having fun.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Welcome to fun today.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Oh I get blocked when I'm answering questions. Well, you're
making whoever your hostage just feel very safe right now.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Well, Kimmy, welcome to Fun to the Head.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
This is a trivia game where you answer questions, take
one of us hostage, and we get shot with nerve
darts if you get any questions wrong. Now, to kick
things off, you got to decide who do you want
to take hostage, myself, Michael or Maria.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
Maria.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, just a reminder, Cammy, you do get one save
so if you don't know something, don't just let me
get shot. Okay, all right, okay, be a girl's girl here,
let's get it, Mike.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, here we go, Here we go, Here we go,
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Which British rock band released the album A Night at
the Opera in nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh was a queen.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Say hey, Cammy early, way to go, Cammy?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
No block there, right.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hammy from Hammond, Cammy from Hammy or Cammick from.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Hammond, Cammy, Hammy, Hammy, Cammy from hit Shot. It didn't
even hear it because I felt so good at my joking.
What was the question? Number two?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
What was the name of Michael Jackson's pet chimpanzee?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Cherry?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
You get.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
You sure kids that would think about that? Bubbles?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:13):
No, there's no way you can guess either.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, Bubbles is that that guy?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Um uh? You got to right, Camming. You just need
one more from the fighter tickets, no brain block?

Speaker 2 (09:25):
All right.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction ceremony going
on this weekend Saturday night. You can stream it on
Disney Plus. What city is home to the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame?

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Hi city? What city.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Rocks, Cleveland Rocks, Rocks.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
This song come out of.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
That City tickets, So, man, oh how bad did you.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Want these tickets? Can you got them?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well, you're all set, Cammy.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
You're going to see Foo Fighters, You're going to see
Queens of the Stone Age, You're going to see Mannequin
Pussy all on.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Saturday August eighth, that Soldier Field.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
You don't want you guys, thank you, thank.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
You, No, thank you, cavvy. Do you know who you're
planning on taking with you to this one?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Oh gosh, maybe my grandfather. He don't want an he loves.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Them to Oh my goodness, you would be the most
amazing grandmother ever.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
He is my concert.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
That it is absolutely amazing. Cammy, you are all set.
And like I mentioned earlier, if you haven't won your
tickets with us and you're thinking about going to ticketmaster
dot com, they get those.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Tickets, go get the tickets. They're moving and I don't
want you to be missing out on this one. All
thanks to our friends and Live Nation. Is the morning
mass pit on rock ninety five to five headphones.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Much, Maria, I just just pinged my finger in the
I hate that, okay, And then it got stuck in there.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
I couldn't get it out.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Is that the squeak I heard because I saw you
jolt and I was like, okay, we need to get
the electrician back in here on like the inside of
your finger too. That's the worst spot it Okay, thank you,
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
But you know it's even better for pain.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
What's that alcohol?

Speaker 3 (11:43):
It's rock ninety five five thirst there it is. We're
not cutting up arm not today. The best way to
enjoy thirsty the correction. Yeah, beautiful.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I gotta tell you one way than thy God.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
What you barnered a drink today is International Stout Days.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Stout Day.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
When I was a bartender, when she was a young.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Bontenda, it was at this bar that had literally just
opened by these two service industry dopes, Tristan and Andrew.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Shout out to those guys.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
They had like no ownership experience at all whatsoever, and
they were like, let's just open a bar in the
heart of DC.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
So it went as you expected. They closed like right
after I left.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
But that meant in order to open a bar, they
kind of just had to take a lot of the
liquor that was given to them by reps because you
have so many opening costs that save.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
That oh it later exactly.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
So what we had was a case of chocolate stout
and then we also had this peanut butter like whiskey,
not the good one though. This was before they had
mastered that recipe, because this was twenty fifteen, and they
were like Maria Bartender, extraordinary mixologist, twenty one year old
old who very much just started drinking.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Turn this into something drinkable.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh lord.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
And so I turned it into like a Reese's bomb,
and I was like, here, get your stout and here's
a shot of this peanut butter and drop it in.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
And I think it called it like the Willy Walker
or something.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Didn't work.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
There's a reason I'm in radio and not mor.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I kind of set you up too, Yeah, just make
this into something. Yeah, but you know I do love
a good stout. Did you sit back and sip?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah? What's the bombs for me?

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Jaeger Bombs was what we used to have back in
the y and was it wasn't that like uh Yager
in Rock Star, I think is what it was like.
You you drop it in an energy drink and then
red hole that. Maybe that's what it was, Oh I
think backed. Ah, I can't.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I can't think of yaeger bombs without that old YouTube
video that got a new haircut.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh my god, what was your drink? Eight four fifty
the one that makes you cringe now.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Actually even more eight four four fifty, well not even more. Also,
in addition to what stout, if you're trying to make
your buddy who doesn't like stouts drink a stout, which
one are you recommending to like stouts?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I don't either. Yeah, I am too stouty. Yeah it's
all too stout, Yeah, a little too heavy.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
I enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
I never think about him until I'm out at a
bar and I see it. But then I was just like,
all right, we're going to sit back.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
You know.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
I know it's going to get warm. It's still going
to be good. Actually, I don't mind a warm beer anymore.
I just I do part of me getting older.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Back when thirst today was an entirely different thing, and
I was had people in and I would interview them
like bar and brewery owners.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Unfortunately I do not remember what specific brewery. This was
so rude, I know, but they brought in this stout here.
He hands it to me.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
He's like, Okay, this is gonna sound weird. This will
taste like hot dog water. And I was like, you're
not making it like a feeling so salty, and he's like, no,
but it's good.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
And I tried it, and god damn it, it was good.
Was like smoky salty.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
It just was not what it wasn't that molasses like
thick that you like usually get in a stout Bourbon County.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Me and my guys we'd get together and we get
Goose Isle in Bourbon County.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Oh, that's the one we would go for.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, I'm just not that into it.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's Thursday is Thursday, damn right as it is, thir stay.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
We got to get a little nerdy here eight four
four ninety five fifty Morning mosh Pit, Dungeons and Dragon.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
How did we connect Thursday and nerdy?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Any morning ninety five fifty We are looking.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
For our third player either or yes, and you to
portray him and then be entered to in You're getting
a Star Trek tickets.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
There's a Star Trek con coming to Chicago. Trak to
Chicago a Western O'Hare Hotel. November twenty second and twenty
third swow of Star Trek Royalty will be in the building,
including William Shatner chat on eight four four ninety five fifty.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
We want you to win these tickets. We want you
to play D and D with us. We're on our
way to get relish.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Well right now, all of our ingredients are spilled all
over the grounds. We're on our way in ry.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Rock ninety five five are we're speaking with Matthew.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Yes, thank you for completing the plot this morning with myself, Marris, Michael,
and Maria.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Welcome to Morning mosh Pit, Dungeons and Dragons. Matthew, Do
we lose you?

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Matthew?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Oh no, I'm still here.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Okay, he's just not that excited. That's out there.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, that's fine, Maria, excite the man with a good
recap show.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
While traveling to Jane and Jude on the quest to
find the perfect relish to make the perfect hot dog
assembled from the best ingredients in Chicago, Lamb Mason, of
being his tall self, was piled a.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
Little too high carrying all those ingredients, and whoops and days,
he dropped everything.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
The mustard jar shattered, pickles, rolled all over the.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Onions began crying again, and then either or of Max
just suggested we totally pivot the journey to superdogs, but
the fates decided against that. Marius summoned to flock of
pigeons to help him pick everything up since he has
trouble bending down.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
The pigeons arrived and crapped all over.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Everything, and everyone really targeting Masonovitch something.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
And this is where we find ourselves today, covered in
pigeon crap, ingredients, askew onions, crying making us tear up.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Either or that's you, matt Either or Matthew. Yeah, it's
not great. I think we're going to need a rallying
speech from you. Pretty please? Can you tell Masonovich and
Marius why they should keep on going because the Chicago
hot Dog is just that important.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
You shall not give up.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
It is very very important, very good feeling it, Let's
give it. Let's give us a roll to see how
how well he did with that speech. You guys feeling
motivated nineteen.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Let's get up off of ourselves and get out of.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Here and tell me how you guys do that.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
May Soonovich, you've been on the ground covered in bird
crab and mustard.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
I got hose off first, and then we're going to
uh steal a car. Oh my god, what We'll steal
a car to get to our next place.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Okay, well let's see how that goes.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
All right, I'm still doing sixteen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Okay, Masonovich inexplicably doesn't pick up any ingredients whatsoever, simply
hoses himself off, walks over to the nearest parking lot,
hot wires a car, and for some reason, that baby
just sparks to life.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I thought the bears, I thought the pigeons picked stuff
up already. They cropped on everything, pick stuff up, and then.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Honks the horn and says get in. Marius just kind
of stares at him for a second.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
And goes, hey, buddy, we still got our stuff all
over the ground.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Can I roll the pick up the stuff off the ground.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yes, four, Marius.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Would you like to tell me how exactly you go
about picking things up off the ground.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
I start with the onions, because they're crying again, they
are crying, very quick. Massage into the satchel, the jar weird,
the mustard has broken. Yeah, So I pull out a napkin,
napkin and I just kind of stoop it into the
napkin throw that into the satchel, and we've got the bun.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Just grab that, just dust it.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Off really fast, knocked the little bird droppings off into
the satchels.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
And the pickle Michael already had that.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
I got pickles in my pockets. Yeah, okay, got the
picks in the box. Very good, okay.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
And then Marius and either or your joy Masonovich in
the hot wired car. Hopefully it does not get reported
us stolen, and we'll see what happens.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I'm out tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Monday, Monday.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
But Matt, thank you for that rally cry that really
got us motivated to steal.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
It was incredible. I'm sired.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Are yet?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
But Matt, you've won tickets to track to Chicago over
at the West End o Haair Hotel.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Well, William Shatner and a slew of other Trekkies from
the Star Wars or Star Trek universe will be all together.
And if you want to get your tickets as well,
head over to Creation E n T dot com.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Is let's go to my face. I cried on command.
I just cried on command, let's go.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Maria sneezed and I told her no, and then she
how dare you.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Do you see where that word does to me. Yeah,
I'm crying right now because of you.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Don't blame this on me.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
You're right. It was my own talent as an actress.
So if you're listening right now and you need a
talented actress.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
It did take five minutes for that tier to come down.
It took like to But you have the world's longest
movie and you have space for a three minute cry.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Do you think that they're just like going and those
right there if they.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
Wanted to look natural it be In the moment, I
literally was what are you trying to cry?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Faster?

Speaker 6 (21:46):
Time?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
I can't do this with you right now. I can't
do this.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
I need to be positive. I need to be in
a good headspace. I need to be calm and centered.
I do also need to read the news headlines. I
can throw you out of whack. We're going to put
a positive.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Spin on him with bad news.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Bing teacher caught in car with teen avoids jail time.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
How's this happening? Still?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
That should be fine? Just let her out into society.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Film worker dies on set accident, said yes, it was really.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Different. High head.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Man found guilty and deadly beating of eighty eight year old.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
That's horrific.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Dog tests positive for meth after morning walk. One must
assume he then went on his morning run.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
The dog is in her checking Those are some serious
zooming God.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Where did his teeth go?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
This is just bad news beering meth dog because.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Like a dog, no no, no, no, no, no, med dog.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Go ten times?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Paster dog was the meth on the sidewalk? Was the
owner of user?

Speaker 9 (23:18):
Like?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
You know, why did the dog spill out of somebody's pocket?
Made you just a little smith? Sniff addiction is a disease.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Uh that rooster you love so much, he'll be coming
up in about forty minutes. You get a chance to
win a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
What that's right, Our.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Cock is coming up in about forty minutes to give
you a chance to win a grand.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
A small town.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
If I had crypt tonight, I'd be the most wealthy
man a lot.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, you just hold that against Superman all day.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I'd follow him around and throw pebbles of kryptonited him,
just to make sure he acted right on a regular basis.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
And how does that generate income?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Because then the bad guys pay me to keep Superman away.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Actually, okay, rolling, Yeah, I know that's good. That's actually
a really good business plan.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
That is how Lexley's there.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Right.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Sorry, I went very nerdy there. It's the morning marsh pits.
What's going on? Maria?

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Every now and then a headline comes across my desk
and it just sounds so incredible that I have to
bring it to the rock ninety five to five airwaves.
I actually have a recipe to share with you. Oh lord,
I could have a little of my background music.

Speaker 11 (24:44):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Yes, this is how to make guy fieris apple pie
hot dog in your own kitchen. More time, How to
make guy fieris apple pie hot dog.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
This is gonna be great in your kitchen. Mmmm, just
like Mema used to make.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I don't think she made it.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Mema made it for sure.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I think this is a guy you.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Mema loves this. Mema was in a flaming sweater when
she made this. Christ you're going to need these ingredients.
One pie crust, one egg whisked, seventy five ounces of
apple pie filling, not.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Even fresh apples. Okay, fill it up.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Half ounce of bacon.

Speaker 10 (25:30):
Jam.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I see what you did there.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
You can jam one hot.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Dog just one two teaspoons of demaerra sugar mixed with
one teaspoon of apple pie spice.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Apple pie spice. It's apple pie spice. It's you know,
apple pie spice.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
It makes as much sense as our next ingredient, apple mustard.
What okay?

Speaker 10 (25:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:56):
These are? And then for garnish bacon bits. Wow, just
like Memas from there, I'm gonna take you through all
of this.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, we're going to preheat the oven to three hundred
and fifty degrees for this apple pie hot dog.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I hope you're all taking notes.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Just like Memal Guy Fieri used to make got three
by five inch rectangles of pie crusts and placed it
on a lined baking sheet. Use a pastry brush to
line the edges of each piece of dough with egg wash.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh not the apple pie mustard.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Not yet. We're not there yet.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Please spread the pie filling on one piece of dough,
keep it within the egg wash borders, and then do
the same with the bacon jam.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Put the hot dog on top with a half inch
poking out. That's all I got.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Okay, So this was the build up here, just less of.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
A build up and more just an experience looked up
a picture relax as we make I can't relax guy
Fieri's apple pie.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
My blood pressure is going up listening to those.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Family tradition.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Michael, Okay, it looks like a pop tart with a hot.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
It looks it looks like the McDonald's hot apple pie
with a hot dog in it, a little half inch
sticking out. And then you brush the egg wash on
top of the door.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yah, yadayada, you bacon for eighteen to twenty minutes, and
then you drizzle it with the apple mustard, which again
again the real thing.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It's just a mild It just says it's a mild mustard.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
It doesn't answer a single question that I have in
my head. And then bacon bits, then you let it cool.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Oh you don't want to eat it hot?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Okay no, and then and then you sink meme No,
and Guy Fieri.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
I want Guy Fieri to go to jail for this
is a a sault at my eyes, my taste, buds,
and my nose. I don't try it.

Speaker 9 (27:55):
It's been in the family for centuries. What family the
family are they all that's been in the family from
high cholesterol and blood pressure. They're not living diabetes. Well
they did pass on. That's what ancestors do.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I'm assuming what they what died at thirty eves On a.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Regular recipe originated from the pioneers, like years of what Maria.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
The pilgrims brought it over from England. All right, we
got to go because this music is not They showed
it to Squanto in return for him teaching them how
to grow corn.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Should have shot him. It killed.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
We gave Squanto high cholesterol. Wow. No, okay, no, no,
I thought I felt relaxed.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I didn't. I want to try this thing I don't
see at the market.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I want to smoke a bowl and then I want
to eat four of them.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Yeah, yeah, that is a disgrace to the hot dog.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
No, yeah, no, guy, for you aries apple pie hot dog.
You just got wizard on Rock ninety five five.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
It's one way to put it.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yeah, it's the morning Mash. But my name is Maria Palmer,
I'm Michael.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
And a new report says that the average person has
two different places at home that they consider to be
my spot. Yep, than those are your spots? Yeah right right, yes,
technically I have two. One is on the couch, a
particular spot on the couch. Which spot on the couch,
it's where in the WVN L shaped couch. It's where
the ottoman sticks out, like right on the corner of

(29:26):
the arm pit.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Yeah, I can choose either way, go either way, daddy
long legs over and then in bed of course, my
spot in bed.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I've been doing that a lot for the second job,
lightly just working from bed bed.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Are you missing?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I think that affects my sleep. Are you in the
middle right, I'm on the least left side side.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Well, in bed, I'm sleeping diagonal and starfish. And this
is what they don't talk about being single enough. It's phenomenal. No,
my spot, I don't know the whole house is my spot.
My spot is behind the keyboard in my in the plounge.
I forgot about this and then I don't like. My

(30:09):
spot on the couch is the furthermost right cushion with
the arm that I can lean against.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
So yeah, you get you go up against the edge
of lean back.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
Okay, all right, spot My spot is furthest to the
left on the couch. But whenever I have guests over,
I go to the door bring them in. They sit
on the couch and I'm stuck on the love seat.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Over here, like.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Right my second which is.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Really weird because I live alone.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
But i have a whole dining room table chair set up,
and I've got my little corner in Uh it's just.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
On the right side on the corner. That's my spot.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
And I don't know why. And it's like, when if
you guys went home, did you guys have a spot
at the table?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
This is me?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Yep, this is where I sit. No. Growing up, when
we would have dinner, yeah, exactly, we all, yeah, we
are just like it was.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Like a sign seating, but nobody said this is where
mom says, this where dad sits, and siblings just kind
of spread out.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah yeah, no, no really, I feel like, well, my
parents were always at either head of the table, but
other than that, like me and my brothers would switch
it up.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Probably about to have a pop pop chair. My grandpa
always had that lazy boy or that recliner.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
My dad has his chair.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Well, I know my dad does too. I'm talking about
us about making this my gaming chair. But i'd also
be sleep all the time. Well that's the other thing.
They're so comfortable. I would love the pop pop chair
just so that I could read a little bit more comfortable.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I can't afford the pop pop chair.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
In char lazy boys these days have fun looking at
that one. Yeah for ninety five fifty. Where's your spot
at home or spots?

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Black Friday coming up? Oh yeah, those sales are already hitting. Damn.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
I know remember when you had to actually for Black Friday.
That's like Black Friday seven weeks in advance.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
It was your money, Black Friday, Cyber Monday. Just give
us your money.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
Tuesday, it's time to york out.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Yep, get ready to love Brandon fre Brendan Fraser.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
How dare you take that beautiful man's name in vain?
Have you seen him?

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Sino man?

Speaker 9 (32:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
You know, oh you've seen no man?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Oh my god, I forgot that hey man, Yes you
may have seen that.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Murray.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
I feel like you've had older brothers. You might have
hadn't seen a man rolling around.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
We were a really weird family, okay.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Brandon fra Brendan Fraser just a general part of life,
as we've seen him in a lot of movie.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Smash and that really crazier in God the.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Smash.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Listen, I love himbo I love how.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
You went Georgia to Jungle and then pivoted to Tarzan immediately.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
But we get ready to love Brendan Fraser a little
bit more. As they're bringing the Mummy back. They are
reuniting Brendan and Rachel.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Weeze vice vice what she said.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
They're getting back together. They were the first two Mummy
movies together, and then they yeah, crazy, it's taking me
back the other bummy movies. And then the Rock got
involved and it got really weird.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Right as long as he brings back that hair too,
I want.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
They have to imagine that it will happen.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Incredible. Honestly, nothing has ever topped that hairstyle for men.
For me, that nineties kind of like curtain Bang where
it's still short.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
You know they're doing it now it's more like a lama.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, yeah, it's right, so so not that obviously very
different haircut that I'm talking about, the one that looks good.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
But bigger than anything, Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
I know you don't have any new ideas and shows,
but this, this is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I like it, and I like that they're bringing back
Rachel and Brendan regional.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Due and I don't know how this gets incorporated to
the story. Whatever you do, don't bring the Rock back
into this.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
No, don't, absolutely not unless Brendan Fraser is running from it.
Like okay, yep, fine, I only mean me. I'm independent
in my own.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
No, I'm excited about this, and this could just be
a new Fast and Furious series and just go on,
just keep it rolling. We want this, we need this
in our lives because we miss Actually the Whale really brought.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Him back to Yeah, I was just writing about that. Yeah,
didn't make it an Emmy for that it got I
think I got a couple of means. Yeah, yeah, he
won some awards for that one. But yes, oh good
job Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Very happy.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Yeah, if they're gonna do second, third, fourth, and fifths,
like you said, that's a good spot to do it.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Now, I just wonder if we could get another Spider
Man movie that would.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Probably Actually, I do don't joke is coming. You got
to listen. If you got Man Spider Man for and
Beyond the Spiders.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Coming, both of Fraser and Spider Man back.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Which Spider character would you like Brendan to play all
of them?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Especially once they take their shirts off? Who the hell
is on my radio station right now. I have never
heard of this band.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
A prayer.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Well, what a good and catchy chorus. It's already in
my head. That's the first time I ever heard that song.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Say it really just grabbed you like that.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
That's a pretty good song. Yeah, but I know a
pretty great song. It's Rock ninety five five is the song.
This is what I was talking about. What joint Thursday?
The correct Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
We're gonna tell you one way, thanking on what you
barnered a drink?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
But really who wrote this?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Her name is Maria pomer Now, a member of the
morning mash Pit, but it originated on her night show
on Rock ninety five five. I don't know she's ever
mentioned that before.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Time out you did night I know, I know right
here on Chicago's rock station.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Have you ever heard this one?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I had no clue. No, Yeah, I used to have
a night show surprise.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I have to deal with you anyway, just you in
a room by yourself, which it was so peaceful. I
thought that I was lonely, and now I just want
to go back there. So we are not out at
a bar today, and I think that the next Thursday
Live will be our Christmas Thursday. I can't wait. We'll

(37:24):
give you dates and location. We already have them, but
I'm withholding. But we will be seeing Christmas carols and generally.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
That's going to be fun like a Christmas carol, and.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Lord knows, I've played so many of them on piano,
they just live in my fingers. I don't want to
say that I got it.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I gotta call you out.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
What gause?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
We're the Thanksgiving station and you.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Skipped well just just talking about Thursday Live. It's just
for Thursday Live, Okay. We don't have time to do
Thursday for Thanksgiving. You and I are well, all three
of us are doing stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
It's going to be very busy.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Maybe next year we have a Thursday Live Thanksgiving for
all the people who aren't around their families.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
And we have a feast and we have a band
and we do a whole party.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
In a way, we're bringing thirst to day live to them.
On Thanksgiving, we're invading were home.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Should we tell them on Monday?

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I think we should tell them a month. We'll tell
you on Monday. Tell you about We'll let you know.
Get you in the now float root beer? Oh a hint. Whatever,
But we've been talking about that. We talked about this
time last year.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
It's not sports, because you know, this time last year
we were not excited about the black Hawks period.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
But right, yeah, what about the black Hawks?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
They were excited not getting enough points last year and
this year more points.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Sports.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
No apologies. I'm not sorry for anything. We know you
shouldn't be.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
The rare occasion that you have apologized, it's just wild.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Well, it's to be nice.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
I think I've gotten written down on my calendar, so
it's just because I have to.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
It's never because I've done anything wrong you go apologize feelings.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Got hurt, but usually because I've been being so awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Oh that's okay, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
I didn't realize it's everyone else's problem, not mine.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
It's dripping awesome sauce.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
So sick.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Anyways, boys, but we doing.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
I got news on Kobe White's return. Nah, yes, it
has been delayed further, a lot of good news. Head
coach Billy Donovan told reporters ahead of the seventy six
ers game to the White will remain sidelined for a
couple more weeks. He said, quote, the hope is that
in a couple of weeks he'll play. That's where we're at.
I watched him today. He's sprinting, he's running, he's cutting,
he's jumping, he's trying to do everything completely full speed

(40:23):
and working on his conditioning.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
It looks really good. He'll be back soon. That's a
fun little rhythm he had there. He's printing, he's running well.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
The nice thing is it's just going to be a
great addition when we do get to get Kobe back
with the team. They're playing well without him, yeah, and
it's just like, what's add a little spark to this team?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Seriously, that's going to be good.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Speaking of sparks, the Blackhawks last night a huge win
over the Vancouver Canucks.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Five to two.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Tyler Bertuzzi scored a hat trick in the third period,
giving Chicago the edge and ceiling the win. Spencer Knight
had a hell of a game. He stopped forty three shots,
his high career total, and Connor had artissisted in a
hat trick and added to an empty net goal, extending
his point streak to six games and one more thing.
This snaps an eleven game losing streak for Chicago against Vancouver.

(41:14):
Oh so we have broken the streak. We have done
a hat trick. We're having fun, Bertusie Connor Bodard. The
Blackhawks are fun to watch right now.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Love this. And then Sunday, Yeah, snow game, we get
a weather game.

Speaker 11 (41:31):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Ninety percent chance of snow over a soldier field on Sunday, Maria,
the Giants of New York are going to be in town.
What's your prediction for this game?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
That's not even fair. The snow's on the ground.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
The Bears have already eaten for hibernations, so they're a
little too plump and lethargic.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
They want to be sleeping right now. And the Giants
are a.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Giant ye and b from New York and therefore also
very used to snow. I'm giving it to the Giants,
Oh my goodness, begrudgingly.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
No, I didn't want to say it. This is a
winnable situation for the Bears. Yeah it is, but we
can fall into a trap game I don't want. Sometimes
you get a little ahead of yourself, you count the
wind before you get there, and then the Giants come in,
guns blazing, and they catch you off guard.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
They just need one small guy in a slingshot.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
That's right to take the Giant. It's his name, David.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Yeah, this is this is a good game for the Bears,
just to I don't even want to say, tune up
in the middle of the season, but do everything right.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
The Giants aren't what they used to be. They they
had some seam going when Scatterboot was running and then
he got hurt.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Didn't Didn't they surprise someone last week or was it
the week before or something? The Giants had a surprise.
I remember a lot of teams like, what the hell
the Giants that quarterback?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
They've played dark Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
They played some close games, but I don't I don't
want this to be a close game for the Bears.
Come out, run them over in the snow belt.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
To ask claps of the Giants belts, damn not.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Clapping giants, You clapping giants? What do you want me
to do? Take my belt off and go Actually, god.

Speaker 11 (43:21):
You know, yes I do. Oh.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
They've had a crappy season so far. They've lost most
of their games. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
This is.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Don't be over confident here because the Colts have I mean,
the Giants have nothing to lose in this situation.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
They have lost all their games except one the Colts.
What ye, Ravens Falcons beat them, Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Beat us Indianapolis Colts. Yeah, the seven and that was
that was why I said there was a big upset.
But they beat the Colts forty five to thirty three.
Oh I'm an idiot. Okay, go back, never mind, that
was lost, My bad.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
I wanted to say, why why was it showing me
last year?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
You're not on al Gore's Internet. That's what the prom is.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
You need to fix your colds are really good?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Right now? I know they just upset someone fifty Text me, yeah,
text because nobody knows what we're talking.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
I believe. Bears and Giants is also a category on
X videos.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Rainbow Wow, Holy only Now I don't watch it if
we know what you're watching. Rocky's next, have to trap.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
The Eagles now only plus plug it.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Hold on, Okay, there we go. We're gonna get there. Sorry,
let's give voice. It's fine.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Which one I could?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
I could try it a different way and I'd like
you to hold on.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Here we go, let her out, all right.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Nail it four day.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
This is general at mission stadium passes for Sonic Temple
Art and Music Festival over in Columbus, Ohio, May fourteen, fifteen, sixteenth,
and seventeenth, eight four, four, nine, five, five, ninety five fifty.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
We need caller ten, eleven and twelve. Yes, what are
we doing?

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Michael scream for Sonic Temple. You call in and literally
just scream the name of the band that you want
to see the loudest, longest and most passionate scream.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
For instance, if you wanted to see I don't know, tool,
you would go. You gotta really use the use the
depth stretch to diaphragm out a little bit.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Against pa an.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Audio clip of Mikey screaming tools that I can call
him a.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Tool for.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Got that all right.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I'm surprised you pick tool to start that.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
There's so many bands at this festival that I want
to see. For Michaemica Romance down Tool, pierce the oil.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
It goes on and on and on.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
It's to give us the scream for your favorite band.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
Yeah, okay, that's good.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
See the touches off the end would make her win?
All right? Man? I got you, I got you?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Oh Bush A note listeners that our studios are not soundproof,
and so to our coworkers. Slip over to w GCI
you may hear us.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Eight four ninety five fifty. You've got to scream your
heart out.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
We don't care if you're at work, in the bathroom,
in your car, be ready to scream your favorite band
that's performing at Sonic Temple.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Now, if you scream a band, it's not a Sonic Temple.
It's gonna disqualify you. So make sure you know what's
going on.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Keep it the list first.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Some of these fans flush God apocolor.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
All Time Low. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Jerry Card eight four four nine five ninety five fifty.
We're giving away some Sonic Temple tickets. It's rock ninety
five to five, and we got our callers lined up
and ready to go. We're giving away Sonic Temple tickets
four day passes over in Columbus, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
And Michael you came I believe Michael came up with
the idea.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Scream for Sonic Temple. All you have to do is
scream out your favorite band or your favorite band that
is playing Sonic Temple. Scream it as loud, the loungest
loudest and most passionate is going to get those four
day passes.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
All right, we got our contestants on the line. Let's
start from the top. Rock ninety five to five. Who
are we speaking with?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Hi, Tristan?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
All right, so you know the rules. You gotta scream
the band your most I to see at Sonic Temple.
Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
All right, give us a scream?

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Okay, okay, okay, any hang on the line in Tristan.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yes, thank you, hold on. I was underwhelmed just a little, okay,
all right, all right, let's pick up our next one,
Rock ninety five to five. Who are we speaking with?
How you doing? We're doing good. We're looking to get
you set up with the Sonic Temple four day passes.

(48:35):
You know the drill. You have to scream the band
that you want to see the most. Are you ready, Eric,
give us a scream? All right? Yeah. I haven't seen
a tool either, so that's a great one. All right, Eric,
let's put you on the hold really quick. All right,

(48:55):
Let's get to our final contestant, Rock ninety five to five.
Who are we speaking with? You're speaking with Joe, Joe.
How are you doing today?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
I'm doing fantastic.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
How are you? We're doing good? You are a third contestant, Joe,
where are you at right now?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Like?

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Where are you going to be screaming? I'm going to
be screaming.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
From the like selfish side of Chicago? Okay, all right,
I like this, Okay, south.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Side of Chicago, so definitely not north.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
But Joe, we need you to scream the band you're
most excited to see a Sonic Temple.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Are you ready? Oh?

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I am ready?

Speaker 2 (49:35):
All right, Joe, give us a scream.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Shine. I love the effort. Yeah, hey, yeah, that's that's
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Joe, Joe. There we go, Joe.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Okay, I want to make sure you can hear me
when I tell you you're going to Sounic Temp.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Shine Ups.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Are gonna see suns Us Fast Tools.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
That's one of the smaller stages. But yeah, Joe, you're
all set. My man, you got four day passes for
this amazing festival. Do you have an idea who you
want to take with you on this one?

Speaker 6 (50:30):
I'm probably gonna pick my partner Gun over here together again.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
There we go, Joe and John to Shine Up.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
I love that, Joe, you are all set and congratulations
on winning today. For everybody else, head on over to
Sonic Temple Festival dot com to get your tickets today
because you don't want to miss this one.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Oh yeah, Back in the day, bio, you should say,
I'm looking for someone to help me sing the under
pressure duet. Obviously I am Freddie Mercury. You need my
David Bowie?

Speaker 2 (51:08):
How'd that work?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
WHOA?

Speaker 3 (51:12):
I'm single? Okay, anyway, get out this. Okay. Didn't mean
to be victimized this morning, but all right, are you.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Ready for this?

Speaker 3 (51:32):
It's a big news, big news. The white stripes are back.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Oh oh maybe Jack White has put out a very
interesting looking note on social media. Do you know what
redacted means? When you get a government page and there's
a lot of it's blacked out. That's how it looks
when you look at it. But it says, dear friend,
I don't want you to miss out on an opportunity
to change your entire life. I will be in your
beautiful city of Detroit, Michigan. I'm coming there to see

(52:00):
all right, it's half of it's blanked out and to
show you I've got good news. And then at the
very bottom it says, going to pour out a rich
and mighty blessing in Detroit, Michigan, Monday, August fifth, Tell
seven friends, Drink, seven drinks, Love and peace, Jack White,
So the seven thing. Everybody's saying that basically it's be

(52:22):
a reunion for the White Stripes, and they're also getting
inducted in the Brock and Roll Hall of Fame this weekend.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Ye look at mister popular over there, who just assumes
we all have seven friends.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Yet I don't unbelieve I don't have seven friends. I
got seven drinks.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Okay, I don't know, Maris, what else would you like
to rub into my face about loneliness today?

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Anything else you want to say? Yeah, snap it up.
I'm looking for my Friendie Mercury. No, I was looking
for my David Ben David Please, I would be Freddie Mercury.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
And like I just said, check it out this weekend.
We've been talking about it like crazy. Soundgarden performing with Alice,
James Pearl, jam in there, Taylor Momson singing with them
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony at
the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles Saturday.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
You can stream it on Disney Plus at seven PM.

Speaker 10 (53:12):
Shop, it's gone and ancient Australian rocks found may support
the theory that a planet collided with early Earth and
the high energy impact resulted in the formation of the Moon.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
A full, packed and swollen rock News today for all
the rock news and the constant the throbbing concert calendar.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
It's going to rock nine five five five ish things

(53:56):
you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Eight four four nine five nine five fifty. Starting off
with some Tea Box giveaways.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
It's their twenty ninth annual twelve Bars of Christmas Barkrawl
going on in Wrigleyville, all kicking off at the Cubit Bear.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
It's December thirteenth. If you want to get your tickets,
head over to tea Box dot org. But right now
we've got a pair to give away if you want
to be a part of this with you and your
drinking partner or somebody that you can trust to go
on a bar crawl and not get lost without a
tag device of some sort, right.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
No one, basically.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Also, I want to let you know as Thanksgiving is
coming up, Amazon's offering a twenty five dollars Thanksgiving meal
set to feed five people. I'm looking this up for
right now. I can use that all for me. It's
going to be available on November twelfth through Thanksgiving Day,
eight pounds of frozen butterball turkey crescent rolls plus pre

(54:54):
made sides including stuff, mashed potatoes, green bean, cast roll,
and cranberry.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
For twenty five dollars. It's a real turkey, Like, what
are we talking about? That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (55:03):
And then you've got your pie choice here, you got peekin,
you get pumpkin, and you get sweet potato. Right, I'm
knowing pumpkin parents that were in love with K Pop
Demon Hunter.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Your fears have come true. They are bringing a sequel
out K Pop Demon Hunter too. Netflix is saying they're
going to have ready for twenty twenty nine, So you
got a little while. Those songs are going to be
beating your head yet again, as Netflix found a a
a new prize movie here as it is their most
popular movie of all time, so popular that they did

(55:38):
a singalong version in theaters and made eighteen million dollars
on this.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Oh my god, that is insane. You haven't even seen it.
I haven't either, but I don't like demons it because
that's what it's about. Sara Kids show.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
It is, oh, all right, well never mind, I don't
like kids that. Speaking of demon, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
A gentleman has huge buyer's remorse after he looked at
his tattoo after a few months.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Like he got possessed by a K pop demon and
then he could only listen to bts.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
No, no, don't you put that devil noise on me? Wow,
we're calling music station. I was trying to remember what
the mom and water boys said. Now, all right, that's
all right.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Never So, this gentleman got a full torso tattoo two
years ago and now he's in deep depression from it.
He says this has ruined his life and he really
hates it now how well, yeah, it makes him anxious.
He doesn't like to design it anymore.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Well, why did you know that?

Speaker 4 (56:55):
He kind of went in this and he's basically like,
and I have to wear the big clothes over it,
but I still know it's there.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
And I was like, you messed up, buddy.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Is there a picture?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
It wasn't with this article, Okay, but there was a
huge fight at bass pro shop. I like that, yes,
and it's over somebody calling out another couple for using
the bathroom too long. Like, there's two families in line.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
One was in the bathroom, the other one was waiting
with The gentleman aggressively told the other family they took
too long in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
The two men started fighting.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
A lot of people got involved trying to break this
one up, and it just wow, Like I would have
never anticipated a big fight going on at a bass
pro shop.

Speaker 5 (57:41):
What first of all, go in the tank. Wait no, Mikey, No, no, no,
you have such a smile on your face. I'm excited
to hear what you're about to do.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
So I was just gonna tell you the dirt on
bass pro shops.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Do you know that they identify themselves as like a
museum slash aquarium so that way they can file for
like special tax status.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
They have the fish tank. Yeah, you ever think about
jumping on that fish?

Speaker 11 (58:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:00):
A lot of people have, I know, and a lot
of people did. They held the bass there.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
You had the approach, and you.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Can fight now, so and you can fight in the bathroom. Yeah,
guns like I'll house.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
They Neither one got charged because both parties declined to
get charged.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Welcome to Texas. I would have been real petty about this.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Yeah, me too. Like I said, they declined to get
charges if you can decline the charge like a photo there,
I don't want to charges. We're going to charge you
with that? No, no, no, I declined the charges would
be awesome.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know eight
four four nine, five five point fifty. Starting off with
some Tea Box giveaways.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
It's their twenty ninth annual twelve Bars of Christmas Bark
Crawl going on in Wrigleyville, all kicking off at the
Cup It Bear. It's December thirteenth. If you want to
get your tickets, head over to tea Box dot org.
But right now we've got a pair to give away
if you want to be a part of this with
you and your drinking partner or somebody that you can
trust to go on a bar crawl and not get

(59:15):
lost without a tag device of some sort, right.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
No one.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Basically, Also, I want to.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Let you know as Thanksgiving is coming up, Amazon's offering
twenty five dollars Thanksgiving meal set to feed five people.
I'm looking this up for right now. I can use
that all for me. It's going to be available on
November twelveth through Thanksgiving Day eight pounds of frozen butterball
turkey crescent rolls, plus pre made sides including stuff, mashed potatoes,

(59:45):
green bean cast roll, and cranberry relish for twenty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
It's a real turkey, Like, what are we talking about?
That's crazy?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
And then you've got your pie choice here you yet
pecan you get pumpkin and you get sweet potatoes?

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Right, I'm going pumpkin.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Parents that were in love with K Pop Demon Hunter,
your fears have come true. They are bringing a sequel
out K Pop Demon Hunter too. Netflix is saying they're
going to have Ready for twenty twenty nine, So.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
You got a little while. Those songs are going to
be beating your head yet again.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
As Netflix found a new prize movie here as It
is their most popular movie of all time, so popular
that they did a singalong version in theaters and made
eighteen million dollars on this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Oh my god, that is insane. We haven't even seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
I haven't either, but I don't like demons it because
that's what it's about, Sarah kids it is. Oh all right,
well never mind, I don't like kids either.

Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
Speaking of demons, Oh my goodness, A gentleman has huge
buyer's remorse after he looked at his tattoo for a
few months, like he got.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Possessed by K pop demon and then he could only
listen to bts.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
No, No, don't you put that noise on me?

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
Wow, I was trying to remember what the mom and
water boys said. Now, all right, that's all right, nemember.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
So this gentleman got a full torso tattoo two years
ago and now he's in deep depression from it. He
says this has ruined his life and he really hates
it now. How well, yeah, it makes him anxious. He
doesn't like to design it anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Well, why did you know that?

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
He kind of went in this and he and he's
basically like, and I have to wear the big clothes
over it, but I still know it's there.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
And I was like, you messed up, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Is there a picture?

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
It wasn't with this article, okay, But there was a
huge fight at baus par shot I like that, and
it's over somebody calling out another couple for using the
bathroom too long.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Like there there's two families in line.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
One was in the bathroom, the other one was waiting
with the gentleman aggressively told the other family they took
too long in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
The two men started fighting.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
A lot of people got involved trying to break this
one up, and it just wow, Like I would have
never anticipated a big fight going on at a bass
pro shop.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
What first of all, go in the tank? Wait no, Mikey, No, no, no,
you have such a smile on your face. I'm excited
to hear what you're about to do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
I was just gonna tell you the dirt on bass
pro shops. Do you know that they identify themselves as
like a museum slash aquarium so that way they can
file for like special text status the fish tank.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Yeah, you ever think about jumping on that fish tank?

Speaker 11 (01:02:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
A lot of people have a lot of people did
they still the bass? There the pro shop and you
can fight now and you can fight bathroom?

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Guns.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
They Neither one got charged because as both parties declined.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
To get charged. Welcome to Texas. I would have been
real petty about this.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Yeah, me too, Like I said, they declined to get charges.
If you can decline the charge like a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
Photo, I don't want to charges.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
We're going to charge you with theft. No, no, I
decline the charges.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Pretty awesome Lincoln Park, one of the headliners of Download
Festival and a show that we don't think we're going
to be able to make it to you.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
I want to go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Okay, we'll find I think it's our turn to invade England.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Actually, yes, yeah, I'll bring the tea.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Oh we threw that into the harbor. I think we
have to bring Starbucks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Somebody got a gift card.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Let's bring dark Roast written and came them a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Damn straight you ready, Michael, Yeah, let's do some texts.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
It's text time eight four four fifty. You're shot to
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nine me f dog is the new cocaine bear.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Dog. From this morning from.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Bad News Bears, a dog tested positive for men af
You're going on a walk and then we assumed that
he went on a run right.

Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
After, very fast and then lost all his teeth. Yeah,
that's interesting. From six year old. You guys should do
a segment on how you got into radio. Definitely interested
me loopers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Yeah, we can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
That's a fun idea. Yeah, we'll circle back on I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Didn't do that, all right, We'll give you a new episode.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Of Loopers next week from the seven to seven nine.
Everybody's wanting those Sonic Temple tickets. First time I've ever
called in. I can't even get a busy busy signal.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
It's so busy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Yeah, don't brag about being lucky every time you call. Yeah,
come on, let's see what else we got crying on command.
That's the start of something bad, this person says, the start.
That's a continuation of the bad thing. I'm still terrified.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
We're talking about stouts today because it's thirst day today.
Answering the stout question, Pollyanna's fun size. I'm not a
beer drinker, and it's delicious. It's an Imperial milk stout,
full body, chocolate coffee and sweet malt notes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
I mean, yeah, sometimes I love Pollyanna.

Speaker 5 (01:05:15):
I'm a person who loves craft beer. Sometimes it's a
little involved. It's like, how many pretty pebbles are you
gonna throw in that beery?

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
What are we doing now?

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
If it's involved and it tastes like there's something put
into it, yes, yes, but if you're gonna tell me
that they got this, got this, got this, and I
just taste beer, I'm throwing it at.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
You seriously, but shout out to Pollyanna. They're part of
our thirst Today family. You've been on Thursday before.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
From the eight five seven.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
The one drink that still makes me cringe even if
I smell it is Tanga ray Gin. It smells and
tastes like pine trees.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
It sure does, Morning crew.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
My drink back in the day was a brick of
mad Dog twenty twenty great flavor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
O.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
No, no, mad Dog. Have you acting completely different so
you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
Say that's a drink of choice. No one chooses mad Dog.
Mad Dog chooses you and you get stuck with it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Right below that text from the eight one five, my
drink was mad Dog twenty twenty Orange Jubilee.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Why are we making bad choice? Dog is barking this morning?
Why can you guys check on your liver and kidneys? Please?
Because the mad Dog is not gentle and.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Brain, because the mental illness is clearly pumping to anything.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Please tell me you stop drinking mad Dog. I saw
fifty year olds drinking mad Dog out at a bar
one time. I just had so many questions tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
I just want a well tempered dog.

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
For to get your texts, and you can text us anytime.
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