Post-Purge Depression, Daylight Savings, and Tammy's Tickets!

On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.

DND, Fun to the Head, Human vs Robot War, Rock News, Bad News Bears, and SPORTS!!!

+ Prescribed concert tickets, STYX giveaway reveal, and Foo Fighters tickets!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to daylight saving time, it's actually a sixth nation Army.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Now that happens to the seventh.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Well, the seventh that would be more like seven o'clock
is now six o'clock, so so it's a six nation
Army instead of seven nation Army.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The clarifying question did not aid the joke.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
I didn't get the joke. That's why I asked the question.
So I apologize. I just trampled off.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Give you in time, I know you won't, Quickie rock News. Yeah,
the twenty one Pilots is going to cover seven Nation
Army at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Oh
that track while Jack White's getting inducted, I love that
or White strips. I guess they're getting inducted.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, pretty sound good.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
I've heard Klinger always says he's like, you have to
see twenty one Pilots.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh, they're crazy good.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
Yeah, I've never seen them.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
They just do a hell of a show.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know. They have a lot of stage production on
fire cars, catwalks, like there's so much happening. That's cool,
and their lore is cool too. I mean, twenty one
Pilots are like an art project of a band.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, I was gonna say, aren't there tours all connected
telling a specific story?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, their albums are too bang, right either.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yeah, they have a whole universe.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Like yeah, in the same way that like Cohen and
Cambria do that same sort of deal.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
They almost created a Marvel universe with their albums or
a DC universe with their albums.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
I would not say that, No, Okay, I just the
next album is titled Bitten by a Spider.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Starring Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
You know what, the story needs to be told again.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I think I just wish, I just wish I knew.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
I'm just gonna get both of you, both of you
because I know neither one of you is caught up
on anything as far as the Spider versus.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Told and portrayed by different people.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
But that story, I want three white dudes and then
then the minority.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I want to be a voice actor.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
But okay, so you.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Just not aware of the Spider verse at all.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I know, I know that is a little different because
Gwen Stacy and not MJ.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
That was different.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
It's it's fine, we'll focus on the show. I'm not
I'm not clashing out this early.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Like they're normally read. Who's the black One? Viper?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Venom?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Venom? A lot of people seem to like the Venom.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't know that much about Venom. I think really
like Tom Marty the.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Back of my shirt. I really cool.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Hey, both of you.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Hey, Hey, when Spider Man doesn't know something, what does
he do?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I just came up with this.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
We got food he looks up on the web. We
got food fighters. We also have day passes for Sonic Temple.
We know you want to go to that one. Web's
all over. There's a Star Trek convention. We also have
a magic event going on.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I'm sorry, did you say a Star Trek convention? I
did say a Star Trek.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Did you hear the joke about the web?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
But more importantly, I want to get to the weather
because Michael's got some.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
News for us. Holy Moses, do I have news?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Okay, you know what Spider Man calls it? What the weber?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Michael says, don't go outside or looking at your window
and ruin the surprise.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Here's weather. Oh my god, it sunrises up already because
of the time change.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Look at this oh yeah, for us, it's gonna be sure.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
This is great.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Well, it's nice because it's easier to go to bed,
I think.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
And you know what else, I realized it's like a
deadline on your day because you know how we have
ADHD and so we have a hard time getting started
on things.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
And because I am a peace crap as a human.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Being, sometimes I wait for it to get till nighttime
and then my and we'll final click it and be.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Like, oh, by the way, you should do something today.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
And then it's like six pm or whatever the time
may be, and it's like, well, I don't have time.
Oh no, And now it's like it gets dark at
four thirty.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
My brain's like, you should probably do something today, and
I'm like, I have die.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
I mean, by six thirty you're done with your thing.
And yeah, also, I was walking down Michigan Avenue yesterday
and the Christmas lights came on. I swear to you
that's as I was walking, I thought, I was like, my,
my god, which happened? It's all happening.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
The stores are all packed with Christmas clothes and.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Who did you pay to make sure you got to
see the first lights?

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Tell you.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, like I can't wait to tell them about this.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
I so mad.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now I'm mad. Tell us the weather.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
And by the way, here's a bomb for you. There
is a snowflake in the forecast on my phone for
next week on Monday, a low of twenty nine degrees.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, that's great, body is rejecting.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
However, today absolutely beautiful sixty degrees in sunny all day.
And look at that sunrise. Fine keeep out your window
right now, open the sun roof.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
What damn peeping at Mother Nature on the morning.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
That rooster named Rocky.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
He'll be back at eight. He's got another thousand dollars
for you.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Which I want, hod damn, I want flack one thousand dollars, madam.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
And how do you get the thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
You got to enter a keyword. Yeah, through huh through
the website.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Anyway, that's not.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
You like that guy that was streating to play the
flight of a bubblebee with his flaccid number. We were
talking about a rooster, so that was a perch comment. Anyway,
fun facts. Since we're now all sick from that Montreal doctor,
excuse me, thank you. Yeah, doctors can now prescribe tickets

(05:57):
to the orchestra for patient. As part of a new program,
the Montreal Symphony Orchestra team top with Medisinda to create.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
The Sounding Accurate.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Good I took Friend to create the social Prescribing initiative.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Patients who get a prescription can call the orchestra and
receive two free tickets to the concert of their choice.
Research shows that listening to music releases and dorphins triggers
dopamine and lower's court is all levels, unless, of course,
you're listening.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
To music that we play on rock ninety five bucks.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
But no, there's a release in that music, and that's
why we enjoy it and go and spend the money
on it.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
But ay man, it says it helps reduce stress and anxiety,
relieve pain, and improve thinking.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
What's this doctor's name?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Any of them in Montreel?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
How far away is Montreel?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I don't know, but I think we might need to
take a flight.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Listen, all hitchike, let's go, Hey, speaking of food fighters
tickets in fund of the head, how do.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
We get those prescribed?

Speaker 5 (07:02):
A hike?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
And also are we just doing are we just prescribing
things based on Hey?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Does it show at all that there are benefits, because
that's kind of what it sounds like. And I think
that there's a case to be made for more prescriptions
following that logic, what would you have prescribed to you,
either of you?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Someone start.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
I need whiskey and a steak on a regular basis.
I need somebody to tell me that this is making
me healthy. And I'm not talking about just any run
in a mill bottom shelf, top shelf lickor you know.
And for me, it's a New York strip, a little
bit of seasoning, you know, you get that Montreal steak

(07:42):
seasoning and you can go out on the grill and
that's just Hey, why are you doing this every day?

Speaker 2 (07:47):
The doctor told me that's what I need.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Here's your key, here's your key. I think that you
could make this happen. Don't go to like a physician.
They're not great with red meat and booze.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Oh I'm fully aware.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Go to a psychia a dress, tell them that this
is for your mental health and it really gives you
a boost.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I think it might work better. Yeah, chatch epet will
tell you that's a crowd.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
He's got a friend.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I got a guy that.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Not yet too legible. Ben and Jerry's ice cream, half baked,
maybe fish food. When you say fish food, it's just
one of the flavors.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
What is in the fish food one? I know, half baked.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
It's got chocolate ice cream, gooey marshmallow, caramel swirl, and
fudge fish.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I'm here all right, Maria. What are you putting in
yours cheese? Oh? I love just cheese cheese. You like
a heart cheese or a soft cheese?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Since we're in, I want cheese with.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
What do you want with your cheese? I want?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I want gems and jellies.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
I want some meat.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I would like an array of crackers if oh and
in addition to those crackers, who get those little breads,
the ones that aren't quite crackers, but they're also are
not quite croutons, like they're somewhere in the middle just bread.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
I'm gonna say this on wrong, on purpose. You want
a Carcucci board?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Is that what you're looking for? You look up in
the car cutie couterie.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
You're right, okay, it's Carcucci, all.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Right, Carcucci. You know what I'd like?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
A prescription for five things. Oh well, guess what, Michael,
conscription I got five things for your next baby.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Oh my god, they.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Are going to kish things you almost certainly need to know.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Oh I love it.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I got five of them for you, damn. Starting with
eight four four nine five, five ninety five fifty. I
got tea box tickets for you start twenty ninth annual.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
It's almost as old as.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
You, Maria, going down on Saturday, December thirteenth. It's a
Christmas Comme super two?

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Why did it straight?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
What did I do?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
There's gonna be breakfast buffets, coupons to use on the
entire crawls, and just great specials throughout. But we got
your tickets right now. Eight four four nine five ninety
five fifty singles are paying two hundred dollars to meet
up and hug strangers.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Cool, Okay, I want to get in on this.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Just stay live, do it for free?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Are good for you?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
You're attending a curted meetup where the main activity is
hugging strangers. The Fields is the name of the company
in La New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Philly, and DC,
and the guide attendees through meditation, eye contact, reflective prompts,
and long right embraces.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yes, Maria, who has her hand up.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
When you say singles you mean single men, because I
got to say, as a single lady, I get a
lot of where my hull got and I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Feel the need to go seeking out.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
That kind of attention is different. You know what, if
I'm being paid to hug people, I'll be there. A
group in England seven neighbors. They won their lottery jackpot
of one point three million, and based on each ticket,
each person will get one hundred ten thousand dollars. But

(11:45):
some people bought more than one ticket within the group.
So yeah, you got some good neighbors there.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Also, McDonald's, I need McDonald's to do an international layout.
If you're going to bring something to Malaysia as amazing
pop rocks inspired mcflurries, you need to make this available
across the board so you can. I want McDonald's to
do it. You can just make your home. There is

(12:18):
so much fun in having somebody else do it and
you just get paid.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
You pay them for it.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
You're right, it's not available right now, but McDonald's please,
I know you're right down the street.

Speaker 5 (12:31):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
We want pop rocks in our mcflurries that pressure us
as we're getting ready for the travel season. Pilots have
spoken up to say where the best place to sit is.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
If you want to avoid turbulence, it is next to
the wing.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
If you want to avoid turbulence, you don't want to
sit in the back exit is going to be one
of the worst places to sit.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Not my concern flying this holiday season. Where can I
go that has a full staff of air traffic controllers?
What airport should I fly into and out of?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Where I'm going to be safe?

Speaker 5 (13:06):
We're walking.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Yeah, I was gonna say driving might be a better idea,
But we still have your tea box tickets eight four, four, nine, five,
five ninety five fifty b collar ten to get your
pair of tickets for the bar crawl right now.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
You know, we got Sonic Temple tickets four day passes
this week, maybe one of the biggest festivals I've ever seen.
And if you can't get them on the air, we're
doing it on the stream too. All you gotta do
is listen to the stream. You're automatically intertwin those Sonic
Temple tickets all the chances to win the biggest festivals
right here on Rock ninety five to five the morning
mosh pit is on.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
You wish we called it anything but the stream.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
I wish we just had a sound effect when we
do it, just a stream sound.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
What do you want to call it?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Idle know, not the stream, the live stream that's so
much better.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't know the continuous feed anyway.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
I love a stream. Go whoa whoa.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Eyes.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Okay, so we're talking about a Russian guest.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, sorry about it. Got a little sidetracked with the
stream though.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
A factory worker in Russia got like eighty seven thousand
dollars from his employer by.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Mistake, refuses to give any of it back. This dude's
my hero. His name is Vladimir.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Let's just stop there.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
And thank you for stopping me and got the money
at the start of the year along with his vacation pay.
The money was supposed to go to thirty four employees
at a different branch, but a software glitch sent it
all to him instead. After researching alone, he decided he
could keep the money because it was a technical error,
not a billing error.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I think he is are.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
His company says he has to return it and took
him to court, but he used the money to buy
a new car.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Moved another city with his family.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
He didn't just keep it.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
He was like, sorry, even's not there.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
The court's ruled against him, saying the payment wasn't considered
salary and he has to return it. But then he
appealed to the Supreme Court, who did accept his case.
So we'll see how that appeal turns out. But he
still believes the money is his. He has no plans
to return it. And you know what, same because eighty
seven thousand dollars for thirty four other employees is stupid.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
They're not saying them anything.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
And it's a tech company or something along those lines.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I don't know, it doesn't say but yeah, it's one of.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Those things where you'd never see me again.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Yeah oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
I mean it's only eighty seven thousand dollars, but I'm
moving myself into a place where you can't contact me email,
phone number, address, you won't be able to contact my
emergency contact.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
I'm gone.

Speaker 5 (16:00):
It's only like twenty five hundred bucks. Yeah, it's was
that just bonuses? Maybe?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, I mean, I don't know, that's wild work.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
I love this guy. He's like, hey, I can't give
it back if I spent it. Yeah, what am I
going to do give you the car back?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Like again? I think I'd care more maybe if it
was like more money, But.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
I think it's almost worse that it was that level
and the other thirty four we're looking for that, not
that the company doesn't have it to pay it out,
but right.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
I mean, I guess we don't know, but one can assume,
one can assume. I'll give him some cubons.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'll tell you iHeart everybody's salaries. I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
The most insulting part would be how wildly different those
salaries were per person.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
You'd be like, this guy works three days a week.
Why is he making ten million dollars?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
I'm working five days a week and I'm in the thousands.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
What's happening here? One of these things is not like ready.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
For D and D oh yeah, oh are we We're
in Whole Foods.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
You know where we are because.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
We're never going to leave, right, We're in this goddamn
Whole Foods. We'll get into it coming up eight.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Four four ninety five point fifty. We are missing you.
You're gonna play the part of either or, and today's
winner is going to get tickets to Star Trek Chicago
trek t Chicago happening at Western O'Hare Hotel.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
That's a mouthful.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
November twenty second through the twenty third. There's a lot
of names on this list, but all I saw was
William Shatner's going to be there?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
Is he going to be there? Is going there?

Speaker 1 (17:39):
And the hurt Locker thing.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
We want you to be a part of this. So
eight four, four, nine, five, ninety five fifty.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Mike's Locum Law Firm get ready to.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Play Dungeons and Dragons with us, along with being collared
ten to win these tickets.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
It's the called hurtline, the hurtline, called the hurt line.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
The Mike's Law Firms still today talk. It's William Shatner's
best work.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I can imagine.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'll show you Kerch.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
It is the morning Machpit, and it is that time
for morning Mochpit D n D.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
But you are all still sleeping because time changed, which
means we are in a ghost of either or right now.
So it's me or Marius and Maisonovich. It's better moving
things along.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Either are still there, just out of commission present right
now present.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
But Maria get us.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Caught up and when we are so last time in
our quest to make the perfect Chicago hot dog assembled
from the bust ingredients in Chicagoland.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
We have been in this goddamn Pole Foods for over
a week. You can't seem to get out of it.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
So either Or got a bag of onions from the
assistant flavor manager. After break dancing, the onions began crying
acid tears. Either Or tried to comfort them by swinging
them on a makeshre I swing fashioned from a cereal
box and some dangling pipes from the ceiling, because remember
this Whole Foods is a disaster area after the brine tsunami,

(19:08):
and then masonovich Is sour dough starter war right swing
fell apart, almost immediately, dropping the onions on the ground,
making them cry even harder. Masonovich looked up from the
sky from the sobib briny sour doughs starter covered floor
and says, are.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
We ever going to get out of the Whole Foods?

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Apparently, no, we.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Won't, and that is where we find ourselves today, still
a stupid Whole Foods. It's fine, I'm fine. It's not
like I wanted to create a different map for us anything.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
We got this.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I love still positive Whole Foods.

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Unfortunately, I'm rolling.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yes, So after either or dropped the onions on the ground,
we've decided, okay, no, you are off babysitting duty.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
You're making these things cry even more.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
When the onions cry, we cry because they're crying.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Onion juice, acid tears are happening all around. It feels
not great.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
So Marius, yep, it's your turn to take a go
at comforting this bag of onions that it stops crying.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
What would you like to do.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
I'm going with the massage of the onions weird. I'm gonna,
oh yeah, I'm gonna rub them that, would you know.
I'm gonna, you know, peel back the layers and really
understand why the onion is crying.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
But make sure that the onion is okay to go
on this mission with us.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Let's see how that goes.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Here.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
We go probably twenty sixteen.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Oh hell yeah, six today.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Okay, this is gonna be weird to describe, all right,
Marius yp quietly approaches the onions, goes give me a
bag of onions.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Actually, I think I've decided you describe it.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
I just want to open this bag up and get
each of you out and find out what's going on today?
Onion number one, as I peel back your layers, Yes,
I'm crying too.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
We're all crying together, not crying, but doing something to me.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But what's going on?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Mister onion Masanovitch? What are you doing all this? I
think you guys can marry for yourself today.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Well, I was ready. I was ready to help, but
I don't think he's gonna need help.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
No, No, there's a bag watching. There's a bag of onions.
You can dive in and massage some onions. Michael, dude,
I'm in go ahead, Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
It's actually Massonovitch.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'm sorry, Masonovitch.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
I put one onion in each hand and I rolled
them around and talk to him, sing a little.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Are both on the floor massaging and talking to a
bag of crying.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Off the olive oil for the massage. All I got
is vasseline. It's not water soluble, but we'll work. It'll work.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Let the onions cry vassiline. Okay, it is successful, weirdly,
and the onions do, in fact stop crying, and you
guys exit the whole foods.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I have decided I'm not letting us stay in here
a second march, and we will adventure onward tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yes, tomorrow, we will be back with you and another
chance to win the Trek to Chicago tickets that you
can check out William Shatner when he's in town at
the Weston O'Hare Hotel on November twenty second and twenty third.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I had two hands go up, Michael go first question. Yes,
does this mean we have the onions now?

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
So we have we have a bottle, yep, we have
a dog.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
We have a dog with mustard. Yep, we have pickles, okay,
and onions. Onions. Oh my god, I know we're really.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Going some bright green relish ooh, some to metals. I'm
on to Maria.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
You had a question as well.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Do you think will Shatner would do the Mike's Slocum
Law Firm read for us?

Speaker 5 (23:08):
You know what, He's going to be in town that weekend,
so we'll find out.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
What's the line call the hurtne the hurt line the
Mike's slocom Law Firm.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Today, it's long you long View, long you Lord.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
They got me average.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
That's Green Day's first major release from a label didn't
do well, but then basket Case was.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
The one that launched him into popularity.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, well why would that be their first release?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I don't know, and I want to be in the
room when that decision was made.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, that's weird, weird calling that Bart.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Are you ready? I have some news I have that's
a big news. Okay, MTV has canceled Ridiculousness after fifteen years,
forty six forty six seasons, and seventeen hundred episodes.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Well, then MTV is going to be canceled next.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
What are they going to I think it is done?
Is I think MTV is officially gone off the air?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Really?

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I believe so. I heard a rumbling about that last week,
and maybe people were just saying because they're canceling all
these shows, but I assume that has to be part
of it.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
They got to be moving to another level of something.
They got to have something in their back pocket. We
know where past the Jersey Shore era. They know they're
not showing music videos anymore.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
This does say that maybe they went off the air
to sort of switch up, because it says MTV sources
say MTV is trying to return to shows that are
more like the stuff they did in the early more
experimental days instead of just replaying clips or whatever.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, I want to be the new host of TRL.
Get me on the I want to be a good host.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
I want Kurt loaderbag.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
I need my MTV news and when there's a breaking story,
I need Kurt to tell me the news straight.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
Nine to eleven. I remember Kurt Loader coming on MTV
and he was like, you know, being really serious, and
I was like, well, what's going on.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, it was a big moment, and then you think
about all the other stuff that they were doing.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
The Cribs, Parental Control, the next Bus.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
I still think about how innovative Real World and road
Rules were at that time as a kickoff to Reality
TV True Life.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Real Life was actually such an incredible show and insane
journalism and documentary.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
Did they have a Real World Chicago? I assume they would.
They did.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
They had a Real World Chicago. They had they hit
all the major cities.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
They're just doing like the Challenge now with all the
veterans and new people from other game shows.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Like, let's go back to doing new stuff. Not everything
has to be a retread of something else.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
But if they're going to do a challenge. I would
like to do it. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
You want to be on the challenge? You think you
could do it?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
That's what would be funny.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
I would love to see you in the Real World,
Real World Chicago, Maria Palmer. Addition, they always had they
always about the times when they were doing that, like
we do. I mean, they would put you on the show.
It would be such good promotion for the show that come. Oh,
absolutely do Real World Chicago.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
And you've got to come in and then your roommates
pop in every once in a while.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Can I also be on Parental Control? I want you No,
But those people aren't related. They've never met each other
until they got in that room together and they decided
to do the show.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Like Parental Control was the one where you went on
the date with the mother or the father and decided
if you wanted to be with the.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
With the mother of the father's pick for you. You
didn't go on a tap oh that one. Yeah, yes,
it's like okay.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
So the setup Mikey, my boy, because you were older
than I am, probably missed this part of MTV, which
I'm so sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
He's not mad.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
The setup is two actors that are hired to portray parents.
The parents do not like that their son or daughter
is dating whoever it is that they're dating, and they
the actor hired to play that boyfriend or girlfriend is
especially rude to the parents.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
It's very played up.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
And then they go, all right, we gotta get this
guy or girl out of the house, so we're gonna
send them on a date with this person. And they
auditioned some people, and of course there were more crazy
people on the auditions, and then it's like, the one
kind of okay person is gonna be picked by the dad,
and then the one other kind of okay person is
gonna be picked by the mom.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
They're gonna go on the date. And then at the
end they get.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
To choose which between the one that they're already with,
or their mom's pick or their dad's pick, who is
going to be your boyfriend slash girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (27:33):
And it's terrible and phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Can I be the executive?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Now?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
That was the pitch, Oh you you want to be?
Was it Bunham and Murray? That was on every MTV
show that existed.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
I think, listen, I like your idea, thank you, but
I think we're gonna go in a different director. Yeah,
I bet you are way Did you know Rob from Ridiculousness?
Do you know what they used to do with these videos?
Mean kind of a brilliant move, kind of sneaky. They
would call, they would say to people, they'd be like, hey,
we want to put your video on the show. We
need you to sign a waiver. In the waiver, it
was written up so that Rob actually owns the rights

(28:06):
to every single one of those videos now, and so
he owns the collections of all of these videos and
can yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Right, kind of sneaky, you know what, unless he paid
them for it, which he didn't.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
No, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I would argue that Rob dear Deck was Barstool before
Barstool was Barstool. Ridiculousness just is Barstool, So is Robin Big.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
Robin Big was fantastic.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
You had dogs, Okay, yeah, I'm not saying a bad thing.
It's just like the same void that Rob deer Deck
and his crew were filling filling.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Barstools, jackass and that window. Yeah A four four fifty.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
In TV's revamping, they're going back to something or going
to move us into the future.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
What do you want them to do on it?

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Was Mom and TV. Yeah was it?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Oh my goodness, Oh my good good stuff. Wow, we
used to have TV. Used to be a un tree.
No apologies, we don't say sorry on the morning mosh pit.
That's not true.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
We've said something times and that's how we form healthy
relationships bonds.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Also getting up at bull crap o'clock.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Together the flip flop in less than three.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
A trauma bond. Anyway, Mikey mcboy, let's do some rock news.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
What's Harry Ferrell is back? Oh great? We have not
seen Perry perform since the big breakup on stage with
Dave Navarro. He's back at a Doors reunion anniversary show
this weekend. Let's hear. The star studded concert was at
the Greek Theater in Los Angeles, with Doors musician Robbie

(29:43):
Krieger celebrating the band's sixtieth anniversary. Wow, sixtieth. I thought
the Doors were always a really cool sounding band.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
They were.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
You just didn't hear much that sounded like them, which
was really cool. This marks Farrell's first time on stage
since the altercation with Dave Navarro. Also, they're still suing
each other. Lawsuits are still on and alongside him and
the band, Farrell saying the doors of Roadhouse Blues, Waiting
for the Sun and Touch Me, other guest performers for
Billy Idol, Some forty one's Derek Quidby, former Guns and

(30:13):
Roses drummer Steven Adler, and Cigarettes After Sex singer Greg Gonzalez.
It would be so much fun. And I do know
they do that here a bit too, But to have
these kind of things just pop up, Yeah, you know,
I'm just gonna roll out to the Door's sixtieth anniversary
show where I don't know, seven rock stars are going
to show up and play together on stage and stuff, and.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
You hope there's gonna be a fight. But Perry, come
on the one thing we booked you for him.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, we need the press. We're trying to launch this reissue.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
And speaking of bands getting together and playing, we've been
talking for a long time now about the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony going down twenty one
pilots now reportedly covering seven Nation Army, the White mus
Gonna be fun. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Yeah, that's gonna say.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
I think they'll probably do it in a really interesting
cool way too. I'm actually really excited to watch this thing.
I don't like Grammys anymore. I don't watch MTV Awards,
none of that. Yeah, well this seems really cool. This
was the big part because they realize what it is.
It's a social clib.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Yeah, you give me a social clip for all the
honorees with all these great performances.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Put them up on YouTube first to watch forever. You
got some magic there.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
And Tyler Joseph's voice is gonna sound really good on
Seven Nation Army, but he and Jack White have kind
of the same vocal range.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
You know what's fun about that too, is the Seven
Nation Army is such a song that's very simple. Yeah,
so you could tweak it slightly and make it sound
really interesting or different, but you don't want to go
too much different because it's such iconic song.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Doom doom, doom, doom, doom, doom doom.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
It's all going down. Find out all the Rock News
sent everything you need to know in the concert calendar
up now at Rock nine five to five.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
You know, we got to give away a trip today
Las Vegas Flyaway with Sticks. They're gonna be performing at
the Venetian. We were getting you qualified with Morning mych pit,
dungeons and dragons, and we're gonna be calling that winner
a little bit later.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
So if you got qualify, be next to your phone.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Vegas.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I did forget.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Actually, oh we know.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
I'm glad you reminded.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
We know not me. I'm hoping they take me with them.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Hey, hold on, no, you can't win.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
So my guys, you know how the news had Okay, listen,
I know, okay, I know how the news had aren't incredible.
So when the corporate shills came to me and said, hey,
not only do I want you to do a news segment,
but also put a positive spin on those headlines, I

(32:39):
was like, aha, what But I made rules for myself.
I was like, okay, no religion, no politics, no money,
just to make sure we make this the happiest version
of the news we possibly can.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
All right, passive spin, come in your way. This is
bad news.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Family of five including three kids killed in house fire.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Glad we skip the politics. Yeah, Diane, and she's dancing.
Gave him any Christmas?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
It's a great song. So you got arrested after a
Halloween explosive threat.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Whist nobody got hurt, couple dead in apparent harder suicide Lord,
and finally, Trick or Treat crash injures.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Children trick or treating crash during trig or treating time.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Somebody wasn't looking on Halloween.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Dang oh dang. Yeah, well that's not good.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
That's really terrible.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I have none of them are just up as bears
because they would be bad news. Bears. You can lose
the religion, just don't lose the gang. Oh my god,
I just lost the game?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
What game? Did you? The game?

Speaker 2 (34:03):
The game?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
The game? You don't remember the game on the internet.
If you think about the game, then you lose the game.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
Okay, talking about fight Club.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Now, you guys don't about the game eight four four
fifties textan if you just lost the game?

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Some great albums, dude, I agree.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Anyway, boys, what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Sport who A little bit of a disappointing end for
the Chicago Fire as they are out of the playoffs
in what was a mistake filled game against the Philadelphia
Union or the goalie miskicked twice and Philadelphia was ready

(34:45):
to pounce on that. So what I'll say, I'm very
excited about the Fire in her future with Greg Verhalter,
them making the playoffs was just big in general.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
And we've got our new stadium coming.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I'm excited for that.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
And the.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
We were out at a party. Yeah, and we were
watching the World Series. There's important things going on. Even
on Halloween.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
We could have been on the dance floor.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
It's frying it back.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
It's fine. We were doing what we needed to do. This,
by far, when the best World series I've.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Seen in a long time, since twenty sixteen. For sure.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
There wasn't the villain on villains story.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Shut up. It was just good baseball and we're just
slugging it out at the end of that game, man, Yeah,
and unintended.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
You know, congratulations to the Dodger and that amazing payroll
that they have, but also shout out to the Blue Jays.
Amazing put up a great battle and there were many
moments where they could have won and taken the game.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
But that's just how baseball goes. Yes, Maria called it. No,
you didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
I called it.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Your daughter said Game five.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, I think, okay, not that one. I did it right,
But I said the Dodgers were going to prevail.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah, you did say the Dodgers were going to dodge
and they they got jacktive.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
We dodged at the end of that. Michael, you were
watching the Bulls this weekend.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Chicago Bulls have lost their first game of the season,
but look good doing it. In my opinion, I still
look it was well. As I told you that last week.
I used to watch the Bulls like religiously back in
the day I have had. I watched the Nuggets when
I lived in Colorado when they run some championships, but
other are these swings in games? Point swings a normal
thing now? I mean, my god, They'll get up twenty

(36:27):
points and then down twenty points and I'm like, holy crap.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
It just depends on how your rotation's going. Who's in,
who's sitting out at the moment, who's going to get
you back in?

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Yeah? Last night the Knicks, the Knicks beat the Bulls
one twenty eight to oney sixteen. Reminiscent of the old
days when there was some physicality on it.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
It was a rough game.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
Yes, there was some dumping around, some grinding. It was fun.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I want to go to this game.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Hey, listen, you gotta get down in the paint.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Oh my goodness. And I'm really excited to watch the
Bolls this season. I'm planning my days around it now.
So it's very fun.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
The same same, same same about the Blackhawks.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
But the biggest game one yesterday, Marie, if.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
You will.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Bears, that's all I know, Cardiac Bears.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Let me tell you what a game it was.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
We were like yeah, but we were like but still,
because you know, it's it's it's them, it's the Bears.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah. And then at the end there we were like.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
The Pangel's going to take this Ramos A'm midst her
very eyes.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
But they didn't. They didn't.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
The Bears hung on barely.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
I'm will say I was looking at the end of
this game and I was like, there's no way they
put this in Cairo Santo's hands, our feet. Yeah, but
it's one of those things where you look at this
team and they look at how they're working with Ben Johnson.
They would have lost his game last year and in
a very unconfident manner, but that last touchdown.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Pass Caleb and Colston Loveland, Yes, thank you, coach. They looked.
That was beautiful, beautiful.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Caterer Williams first player in NFL history with at least
two hundred and seventy five passing yards, fifty rushing yards,
and twenty receiving yards in a single game. He also
became the first quarterback with two receptions in a game
since nineteen fifty three.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
I'm impressed.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
What was the play they did at the what's it
called the reverse?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, let's just call it a reverse.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
What's the name of that play? It's got a specific
name time stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
It was just funny because they talked to him in
the post game and they're like, how about those trick plays?
And Caleb goes with all the confidence in smile, they're
just plays for us. I was like, shut up, say anything.

Speaker 5 (39:01):
You want to keep winning.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
But yes, I like that they were able to pull
it out, So good on them, Giant said, soldier next week,
you know what they say, went.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
In doubt, pull out.

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Fun to the Head on. Yeah, don't worry. They're using
nerves weapons. Are we speaking with John?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yes, sir John, We're doing good. How are you doing today?
I'm really excited, really excited to play as. You should
be a big ticket on the line here for Fun
to the Head as.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
We got four day passes for you to be at
Sonic Temple Art and Music Festival, going to be a
great one. We named as many as we could, and
we could continue to name them going to the end
of the show.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
But we want to play this game with you, Buck Cherry.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
So this is fun to the head the trivia game
where you answer questions. We are taking hostage and we
can provide you a saving. You get to select who
you take hostage, and then we get shot with NERF guards. So, John,
the decision you have to make is who do you
want to take hostage?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Maria?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
All right, you seem very like you knew exactly what
was gonna happen. Why me, Why me?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Michael?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Are you ready? I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Good choices, John, We appreciate you. Here we go, true
or false.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Ozzy Osbourne started his career in the group Black Sabbath.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
My man is one for a while. Way to go.
That's a good start, very good start.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
I'm safe currently.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
This is nice right now?

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Okay, before it was a park, what was located in
present day Lincoln Park?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
No, Terry, okay, okay, so hey, okay, so great reminder.
You do have a save you I don't have to
be getting shot.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
No, it's okay, John, we appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
As safe.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I'll take a lifeline.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Which country does the group a CDC originate from?

Speaker 4 (41:27):
No, wow, every confidently wrong? Oh yeah, hey, if he
thinks he knows it, allow us to shoot you with.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
These nerve darts. The answer was Australia.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Australia, Yes, all right, So you got to get these
next two right if you want to win the four
day passes to Sonic tempting.

Speaker 5 (41:52):
Moment and you want to Alan Ruck mate, Alan Ruck
makes his way to the city as Cameron and what
nineteen eighty six film filled with Chicago landmarks like.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Wrigley Field, the Art Institute and the Sears Tower bears
deelers say off, wow, all right.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
All right quick on that one. He was ready. Now
all the drama.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
You gotta get this last one right to get the tickets.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Ehem, Pilsen, Little Village, Garfield Park and Cicero are all
neighborhoods on what side of Chicago?

Speaker 1 (42:35):
You still have your safe I'm gonna go for a lifeline.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, West Side said we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Set Well done, John Nice, you say, Temple there, you're
going back there?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Who's back there?

Speaker 6 (42:56):
This my partner.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
So last year we were listening he won the tickets.
Couple we went.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
We had the greatest four days ever.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
That's so crazy, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
I love that you guys tag team at that's great.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
Love when I missed both too.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Oh, don't let that happen, or you could have found
somebody else to take. But yes, you are all set, John,
you know who you're taking. You're going to Sonic Temple.
Who are you excited to see on this one? There's
so many bands on this scatchy.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
At first the lineup didn't look so good, and all
of a sudden, by the time they finished different. So
stat yeah like Shina, like like you can't even like
Briday look, stat Sunday. Look, it's like the nineties revival.
This is one stage the closing day Saliva, Pod Avatar,
Black Label Society, Lamb of God, God Smack, and Tool.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
The most difficult part of this festival is trying to
see all of your bands.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Yeah, a lot of them play at the same time.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Yeah, sacrifices, but no sacrifices for you, John, your set,
You're ready to go, and for everyone else who wants
to go and be a part of this amazing festival.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Head on over to Sonic Temple Festival dot com to
get your tickets today Rocket.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Ninety five to five?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Are we speaking with Tammy?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
How are you doing today?

Speaker 7 (44:21):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Just working.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Where do you work out? Remind us?

Speaker 7 (44:26):
I work for for Skin Sure Ichology.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Okay, yeah, it's like a you know.

Speaker 7 (44:35):
Where they instead of doing most surgery, we offer patient
different type of treatment to get rid of skin cancer.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Oh okay, changing lives over there.

Speaker 5 (44:50):
You know what, Tammy? You sound like.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Work is a lot and we we'd love to send
you on a vacation.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
Would you be up for that?

Speaker 7 (44:58):
Heck?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 5 (44:59):
So you play Dungeons and Dragons with us?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Do you remember the episode that we put together with you?

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:07):
What happened?

Speaker 7 (45:08):
You tell me? Yeah, if we wanted to. It's like
the hot doing the hot dark thing. So I said,
let's go talk to them because you had three jars.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Oh yes, you help us get the mustard. And now
we're gonna get you to Las Vegas. You're going to
see Sticks over at the Venetian Theater on Friday, January thirtieth,
a little Vegas flyaway in the midst of winter. The flight,

(45:43):
the hotel, all taken care of and tear it.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
You're a Vegas baby, Yeah, Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
Yes, that's very exciting. Do we need to write a
note for you to get out of work for this one?
Or you gonna be good?

Speaker 7 (46:03):
All right?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Underwater and your phone's breaking up a little.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Bit there, drown.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
We're gonna send you to Vegas.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Yes, we're sending you over to the Venetian As. This
is going to be amazing with sticks performing.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Big thank you to our friends over at Live Nation
and you can still get tickets at ticketmaster dot com.
And we do want to remind you, dear listener, we're
giving away some amazing prizes and they do trickle into
morning mos fit Dungeons and dragons to make sure you're listening.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
We do that at what seven o five every day. Yeah,
it's a new mission.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
We're trying to get that hot dog Chicago's perfect hot dog.
And Tammy, we thank you for your contributions. But yeah,
you're going to Vegas. Who are you gonna take with you, Tammy?

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Either one of my daughters or my girlfriend girls?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
All right you guys, Yeah there we go, Tammy.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
You're all set, and hey, thank you for being a
loyal listener here with Rock ninety five to five.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
You want to go to Sonic Temple, the biggest festival
I've ever seen, with headliners like my Chems, Shine Down,
Tool and more. All you have to do is listen
on the iHeartRadio app. You can get entered automatically just
for listening.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
It's just that easy.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Yeah, Morning Match, butit is on man.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
That whole lineup.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
It's like they're worshiping music. It's like a church of sound,
like a Sonic Temple. Anyway, it's going to require.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
I'm so sorry. I actually feel bad about that one.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
It's gonna require a lot of technology to set up
those shows.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Sure, hope it doesn't get used against us.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
And no, I don't know an inevitable human Investors robot
war News from.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
The front of the inevitable human robot War.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Have you guys heard the theory that like this could
all be a computer simulation and we might just be
in the matrix?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I prefer the Truman Show. But yeah, I'm here.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Okay, but you've heard of this? Okay, good news?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Ish, Well, maybe a team of physicists has concluded that
we are not living in a computer simulation.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
They didn't figure out.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Exactly like what's going on here, why we're here, but
they did figure out that supposedly we're not living in
the matrix because the math behind reality is too complex
for any computer to replicate.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
So we are definitely real.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Okay, have that. So what I just got out of
that is that robots can't compute life.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Not in not with how complicated it is at this point, maybe.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
I'm okay with that, but yeah, yeah, I'm fine. All right.
Just think about like the eyeball, my mind is blown.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yeah, so this this thing here, it stuck in my head,
takes in information, feeds it to a break.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I mean, it is incredible to think about.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Especially because like we're not really even seeing like this,
it's just happening. We're catching on to light vibrations and
that's being translated to our brain.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
The thing that gets me is like we have tons
of single cell organisms working within our body to keep
us alive. Yeah, and when you think about space as
a scope in our galaxy is a single cell organism
within the universe as a whole.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
So we ain't doing nothing over here.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
We ourselves are little universes.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
When you think about all the bacteria that's also living
inside of us that wouldn't be able to live anywhere
else could only exist within like the human digestive tract.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
We're the little universes.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
We are bacteria heavy over here. You might want to
get that check, you might want to see a doctor, right,
So we are.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
In fact real.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
That also would mean that maybe our human mind is
the one that can kind of comprehend some of that
complex math.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Since the computers can't.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
I think it's one of those things where it's like
we know the math, but we don't understand it.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, kind of like dark matter, like we know it's there,
we have no idea what it is.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Yeah, it's like what's going We're computing it, but to
be able to translate or explain it to somebody else
or something else, it's just impossible.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
So in a way, humans are kind of like the computers,
Like we're like biological computers.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Yes, like dump dumb, dumb, Okay, Like robots.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Here it is, Oh no, no, we're already the robots.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
What if we are the robots And it's not even
the human versus robot war, it's the human versus human war.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
We've already won this.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
What's news from the front of the inevitable human robot war,
It's time to york out all right?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Oh boy, I love all things Marvel.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
But one thing that we do know is that Marvel
had to make a big pivot once Jonathan Major's got
into a little as. They had Kang lined up to
be the big batty who was going to be taking
us into the next generation.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Can't you say big battye?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I know you mean villain, but I just picture like
a really hot chick that's also a giant.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
You don't find Jonathan Major's attractive, not.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
After those weird accusations.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
No, not particular, a very weird situation, and it kind
of washed. I'm one who would love to see Kang
continue in the MCU, but I know Disney's probably not
going to touch that with a ten foot pole. As such,
I don't know why writers and producers tease us this way.
They released a plotline for how they were going to

(51:42):
keep moving Kang along, basically keeping everything moving for what
they introduced on Disney Plus, which was the Young Avengers,
a younger group of superheroes, and they were going to
take on a variant of King because there's thousands of
them without going too deep into the lore, and the
story was that the young Avengers rise up to the
aksent and beat this variant of King, and then in

(52:03):
a post credit scene they pull you back in and go, oh, hey,
that was that Kang's first day on the job. You
actually didn't do anything. Oh So, just knowing that that
creativity level was there around this movie and how they
were gonna move forward with Kang, I'm sad. Yeah, they
haven't officially not Kang out of the universe just yet,

(52:25):
and we know it's going to happen within the next movie,
Avengers Doomsday next year December eighteenth, we'll get Avengers dooms Day.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
But I'll be.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
What we've had Avengers Endgame, where it's like and this
is our stopping point, and now we have Avengers Doomsday.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Hey, speaking of Marvel, Yes, have you heard of Spider Man?
Oh my god, this is a story that I'm not
sure has been told enough.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Time been dying to dig into that one.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Here's the thing you guys are planning, But there's a
lot of great Spider Man stories that still haven't been
told yet from the comics, and there's a lot of
Spider variants that are variant.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Yes, yeah, Venom that earlier you did learn about venom today.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I can't wait to hear all about the spider man
that has over developed legs and then becomes a jumping spider.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Man to be sweet, I'm sure it's a thing or
the one.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
That doesn't ever shave, and then he becomes a Tarantulus's
awesome spider man.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
One whose husbands keep dying.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
A black spider woman don't right for.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I done darbar spiders and they became different people that
had those same aspects that they're spiders.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Hug, you know what we need right now? What we
need a rooster? Okay, yeah, on his way after this
new one. It's from Night Ranger.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
I can't so much.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
I can't wait to hear Sister Christian on Rock many five.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Self, Sister christ we are in the middle of ninety
five minutes commercial free on Rock ninety five to five
and one of the best parts of the day we
get to hear from you.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
It's text time. But guess what why We're gonna pick
a texter to win Foo Fighters tickets.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Text fries. Yes, okay, buddy, Sorry, bloody nose.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Oh I scratched my nose. I got a little bloody
nose going on. Oh no, oh, wow, and we're live
on the air. So what are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
You're on your nose?

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Period? Is it?

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Plug it?

Speaker 1 (54:31):
We have tampons for that.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
It's a bloody nose text time.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
There we go. Uh from Tamiltoe, Tim? Did I hear
Melissa Foreman correctly? This morning on light ninety Wait a minute,
it's not late ninety eight here is it? Listen, it's
not the station I'm listening to that. I'm being honest
that they're flipping to Christmas, the Christmas switch tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
You want me to read what I said back to him? Yes,
it's pretty good, I said, yep, so ungrateful.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
They don't even care about thanksgivingy it's disgusting. Squanto died
for our corn in order for us to sit at
the table with matching Pilgrim salt and pepper shakers and
pass aggressively argue with our family.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Historically accurate, of course, thank you.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
From the seven to eight. I believe there is already
a black widow in the MCU. They had the same
problem with Captain Marvel, as you can tell. My geek
card is full.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Hell yeah, is that true?

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Maris there's already a black widow?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yes? Scarlett Johansson.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah, she died though, So here I am ready to
spin my web offlies in dead Men.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Let's hear a be an amazing assassin?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Maybe some breaking news. I don't know. If we have
the music closer, we can grab him? And do you
think I'm not ready with this one?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Not?

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Here I go, our man Tyler on the text line,
ACDC has just announced more North American dates for their
Power Up to Hell Yeah, including a stop in South
Bend in Jonah.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
This is Notre Dame in john It's.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
The same, is it?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Notre Dame Stadium.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
Oh, Notre Dame stadiums?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Is that how that works? To see? I don't know things.
It's I don't know stuff. I've never claimed to know anything.
We know you're also going to be in Madison, Wisconsin
as well.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
That's pretty cool though, when speaking of speaking of how
about this, Tyler, since you like rock music, Oh, you
seem to be on top of things, and you brought
you contributed to the show. You brought something to the
show today. Oh how about we send you to.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
The food fighters?

Speaker 1 (56:41):
I think we do. I think that that's very good.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
That would be nice. Tyler.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Good looking out.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
You're going to Soldier Field to see the food fighters.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
My man, give us a scoop and win some tickets.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Yeah, you can always text us eight four four fifty.
That's eight four four I got another confession.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
You know what we planned Foo Fighters.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Now, as we continue ninety five minutes, commercial free Tyler,
you got the hookup.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
You're going to see him live next year.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Let's at all the text about the game Renegades of
Punk because we're a little more on the rock side.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
But the renegading like funk. I mean, I don't like
a little funk get funked. It is the morning moshment
on Rock ninety five to five that did not just
cost us our jobs.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
We missed one text. Uh, it's Timmy's sixtieth birthday. Wow, Tammy,
we just we gotta say happy birthday to Tam.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
What a birthday?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
I know, sixty the biggest six. I can't even imagine.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
I'm almost close to, like a year and some change
away from being forty, and I can't many.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, you're saying Tammy because you're thinking of our sticks winner.
It's Patty. Patty Patty is sixty.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
What Patty Patty from Lancing at that I am sorry.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
I saw.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
How do you start on Monday so well that you
mess up a birthday? Shout out Patty. And Patty's an
og too, so she she's been with the station SAX
we love. I'm sorry, Patty. When you see me, just
feel free to thumb me on the head. I'm sorry,
that's my bad.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Patty's too sweet for that. She'll probably just be with
her sweet She'll be like, oh, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Marriage.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
She's an angel.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
I love you anyway, And we appreciate all the listeners.
And I'd love to say that I'd never mess up
a birthday again, but.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Look at the text messages mirrors when you're trying to
make a birthday wish come true, Like jeez, wow, I mean.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
You know, shout out to Tammy. She got the Vegas trip.
Tyler's going to the food Fighters.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
And Patty's celebrating her sixtieth birthday today.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Not only that, we sent somebody a sonic temple today. Man,
it was a fun day, fun Monday. It's gonna be
a fun week. And we've got magicians coming in tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Oh yeah, I was gonna stay in the purges. Ever,
so I'm not going to get like harassed tonight. That's
gonna be nice.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Okay, yeah, well not to the extent that I typically
get during October. Yes, we have the Cosmic Romantics in
the studio tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Yes, and we'll have tickets to give away as they
have a magic show coming up this weekend.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
I can't wait. I am a big fan of magic too.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
I love magic. I just I like having my brain warped.
You know where you're like, what, yeah, how did you
do that? This is it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I think yours came out warped.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
It's you're right, that's rue. That's the truth. When to
me the first time I heard that this week, it's
very specific. How did you get there so soon? It's
just Monday, I know, yeah, but yeah, special belief it was.
I'll say it was a weird Monday, and it's always weird.

(01:00:08):
After daylight saving time, spring forward, fallback.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
It just messages.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
I like the sleeping.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
I like the sleep. I got to be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Perfectly honest, I still got my regular four hours, and
I was pissed about it. Yeah, I just know, Yeah,
what did you do wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
Just not sleeping?

Speaker 6 (01:00:28):
Oh you know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I understand Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
It's just something that we deal with sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
I do hate that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I hate that, like I don't get that tired at
the time that I need to be getting that tired.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Heyly, what is going on here?

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
What? You know?

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
What a lord?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
We got to get out it doesn't matter. Yeah, let's
go to sleep.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Let's get out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
We have to actually all go in that now so
that we can be asleep by the time that it's
time to Hey, who is this?

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
It'll be dark in like ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
So I've never heard this before.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Oh, we we do get our fair share of new
music here. Indeed, funko pop right now of this new
artist that's crazy. Wait wait wait they're new and they
already have a Funko slippery When wet.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
I was about to say, that's really awesome of Funko
to be making those pop toys for such new.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Artists, new artists. That's brilliant and amazing for them. Yeah,
should we announce the name? Should we? The people know?

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
You want to take it? But om Jova I believe
I believe it's bony Jovi.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Oh okay, I messed it up. That's bad Jovi.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
There we go