June 18, 2025 • 47 mins
Welcome to the future... and the chaos. Episode 108 of The Morning Mosh Pit launches into 2065 and somehow still finds time to talk about Kidz Bop and Cubs mascots. Here’s what’s inside:
- The Future: 2065 Predictions
What life could look like 40 years from now: digital currency, robot roommates, and maybe no such thing as retirement. - Fun to the Head
- Nerd News
Sci-fi, tech, gaming, and everything weird and wonderful with Marris. - Mandolin from Heart Recovered –
A piece of rock history has been found! Cue the fan freakout. - Five Things
Quick-fire headlines you need before work (or before caffeine kicks in). - Marris’ Love Letter to Clark (Cubs Mascot)
Yes, it’s emotional. Yes, it’s confusing. Yes, it’s everything. - Bad News Bears
Maria brings the worst headlines to life with painfully cheerful background music. - Kidz Bop & Maria Bop
- Rock News
Loud updates and tour buzz from your favorite bands. - White Sox Wednesday
South Side gets its shoutout with fan stories & updates. - Human vs. Robot War
The tech uprising continues. Spoiler: it’s not looking great for us. - Sports Roundup
Cubs climbing, Sox slipping, and Stanley Cup tension is heating up. - Text Time
We read your weirdest, funniest, and most unhinged texts—live on air.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To day is the greatest hy No okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's great coming raining and hey, weather's coming up next.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh yeah, my bad, my load. I mean no, no, no,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What you meant. It's what you said, the way you
said what you said. But I okay, I love doing well.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Michael has prematurely blown his load on the morning mash Pit.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm mares. But you did it for him? I'm Michael.
On hump Day was the combination of sentences and love.
What do you mean I did it for him? I
didn't do it. Oh yeah, it was early today.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
We will be playing fun to the Head and the
six o'clock hour all for the Messy experience, a dream
come to tour.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A dream come what this is a messy open mess
experience word in the already load. Because activation is opening
up in July.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You get to train like messy, take pictures with AI messy,
and it's just so immersive.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I can't wait to go and see it myself. Pictures
of an Ai'm messy. Well that's real. That's the thing.
Like they're getting to the point where they can really
digitize this stuff and nobody.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Would know if you two shook, I have come to
terms with I know I'm never going to get close
enough to Messy to get a picture, so this is
going to have to do justice.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He never say never, and don't doubt your own stalking abilities.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I believe anybuddy, I fully believe I'd get arrested and
beat up if I got close to ye.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You'd get close to him first, and then you get arrested.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Although I don't know if you guys have seen this.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
When there's children who have crashed a field at the
end of games, Messi does embrace them, takes the photo.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
And then allow security to walk them out. Okay, shave
your beard. Is he the guy that has the security
guard that literally tracks him on the field in case
somebody jumps out? I mean this when you see how
the security works around this guy.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
His next level, when I say international yo status, that
is that I can't even fully explain.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I'm not honoring that. I just don't know enough about
sonoring that to know. But it's cool, I kid, I can't.
I'm not honoring that either. It was bad.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, you can stop right now, I can't. You save
your creative power for the Maria baptism.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yes, it would be me to do that, Thank you God.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I did like four of them. Yeah, I heard Jesus,
I know you made me blow my load so early.
Wh God, just for you. I've never seen that happen.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
And then finally the day is here. Oh I lost
a bet. Yes, I ran my.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Mouth because Michael got.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Me all excited and predicted that the Cubs would get
swept by the Tigers a week or so ago, and
so not sure do I have to sing a love
song karaoke style at our next Thursday, which we'll be
talking about at some point in time soon. But also
(03:18):
I have written a love letter to Clark. I love
this the mascot of those Chicago Cubs.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm going to send it to him as soon as
it's done. We're gonna put it on video. We'll put
it on the internet. But also Clark's gonna get a
little email to that. You know what, I wonder if
I'll send something he wrote a little letter back, we'll
see what. I just think it's cute. You're going to
be in love with Clark. Man Bear love Bear love
(03:48):
states in a lot of states, and we love a Barrett's.
But outside of all of that.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
It is White Sox Wednesday, So we got a four
pack of White Sox tickets coming up for you as well.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Busy, don't I don't do. I have to read the letter,
damn right.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, we're gonna film it too. I know I'm gonna
put on social media.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's gonna be on the internet forever.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, it's gonna live in perpetuity.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
All right, Michael weather Next it is next Crappy Day
where I'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Ah And now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Great career choice, Mike. That's the weather like today? I'm chaping. Oh,
humidity is no joke, babe, bit powder, it's back with
a vengeance. Okay, just a T shirt on yesterday I
was soaking and sweat but not today. It's gonna be
wet because of well the humidity a little bit, but
also rain. It's the rain today. Yeah, so what's making
(04:51):
you wet today? Makey mm hm? Also storms We got
storms in the forecast later just gonna kind of be
an off and on crappy day, rain clouds. So get
some stuff done today. And I would have to say
it's a pants on day today. Oh you should keep
them on.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
No, no, I think you should call out from work
and you just keep them off.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You could do that. It's a rainy day movie day.
I stopped. That sounds so great. Yeah, I've black come
in foust a couple days where it comes in it goes.
You know, I really thought about having a cold today.
You could have a cold today. I could tell them
I have a fever. What are they gonna say, you
got a fever? They can the only prescription cow bell.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't have a cow bell. I should bring you.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I should bring it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I should bring the car.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I set myself up for fr right between your harmonica
and xylophone.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
We need you in studio for the next three hours.
Don't go anywhere you don't need Yeah, we need you. Oh,
by the way, quick predictions on what it might be
like in forty years in the United States but America,
do you have any predictions.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, we're not gonna be here in forty years.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I think we are on be a United States of America.
There won't be a world at that height. Well, this,
the study that I have coming up next, says we
will be in. It says we're gonna have very interesting
things like robot roommates.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh, well, the robot wars probably that will take out
the globe and it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We'll see it looks like we're good for forty years
according to the study. Because that's the truth, I'm sure,
and we'll tell you about it. Coming on next. Jeremy
from Pro Jam right here on Rock ninety five to five. Now, Michael, Yes,
as a big pro Jam fan.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yes, did you know one of the reasons that Eddie
Vedder related to Jeremy was because he had been in a.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
School shooting before.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
No, I never heard that the kid in his class
shot a fish tank and Vetter had gotten into a
fight with the kid the year before, so he was
a little terrified.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
How the hell did I not know that. I've read
every book everything with the thing, and I know that
like that song came from the fact that he saw
a newspaper with the story and he just grabbed it
and walked into the studio and started recording the song.
And then the parents tried to the mom tried to
sue him, and Pearl Jam just paid her off because
they wanted to keep the name Jeremy as in the.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Song you just out song. In fact, man, No, that
was really good. I'm really impressed I learned.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
The other day. All Right, Ki make up great band.
You wish legends? I really do. Happy Pride Month. Will
Pearl Jam be around in twenty sixty five? My guess
is no. Unfortunately, that's forty years from now and they've
been killing it for a long time. But we do
have a new study out from Talker Research on what
(07:42):
the country will look like in twenty sixty five. What
will it look like? Michael, that's for sure. What do
you want first? Bad news or good news? Let's start
with the good news and with the bad news. All right,
we're starting with the good news. Bill Gates has predicted
a two day work week because we don't have any
jobs left. I'm trying to give you the good news,
(08:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
But now I'm predicting. Now, I'm trying to get ahead
of the bad news by predicting it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
In the survey, most people believe though, that we will
be closer to thirty hours a week, or a four
day work week by twenty sixty five. Okay, so not
a two day week at all. That's just what Bill
Gates thinks.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Okay, Well, Bill Gates has I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
We got to take our turns rotating watching the robots,
right hey, yeah, listen, we're going to be monitoring them.
Somebody's got to replace the batteries. Oh, Michael will be
watching those robots. All right. I can't wait. I saw
video yesterday of life show me your motherboard if you
saw my story. There's a life size like at one
of these CEO or electronics festivals, a real life gorgeous robot. Like.
(08:43):
It looks like I can't know.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I can't listen to saying gorgeous robot. I can tell
me more about it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It looks just like a beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Tell me more about the future.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
All right, I'm trying, and still I'll tell you about
my future kids.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
All right, Well, let's get into the other parts.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Okay, well those parts, Oh my god, one hundred percent
digital currency.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We're pretty much there anyway. Yeah. Yeah, smart home AI
technology will run households, so everything will be programmed so
when you're coming home from work, your blah blah blah
turns on everything, and that's kind of commonplace now in
some places too. Yeah. Implement implement implanted health monitors, so
they're going to be putting the under your skin to
monitor you. I know that freaks people out a little bit.
I don't care. Implant me. Do you hear about that neurolink?
(09:27):
You mean I can have access to all the information
just by thinking at any time. That's awesome. I don't
want that one, you don't. I don't like that. I
don't like the controlling of the brain. Yeah, I don't
want them in my brain. It's weird that they're already.
I find I'm gonna rip through the bad news because
it sucks. Respondence estimate that average household income needed in
twenty sixty five will be five hundred and eight thousand
compared to eighty thousand today. Yeah, no kidding. Forty one
(09:48):
percent of respondents currently would own their home. Okay, so
they are They are saying, like, essentially they think they'll
own a home. Okay. The average cost of a home
in twenty sixty five six hundred and eighty two thousand.
That's two hundred and seventy two thousand more than today.
I'm sorry. I like to see in the future, but
there's some bad stuff here.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, listen, we're not gonna have a future.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
If I live with a robot, would the robot be
required to pay rent.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yes, okay, cool, Yeah, absolutely, you can make it work.
It could pay rent, it could clean up the house.
I just need somebody to walk my dog. I hate
taking that. It's strange.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Oh, all the options you could have for robotic help,
and you want it to walk your dog.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I do. I hate going down and taking the dog out.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
To walk you right after and like put that leash.
Tell me robot, mommy.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Every home will have a robot in it. Yeah. I
think that's good news, but actual like human walking around
human like robot and respondents estimate that people will need
three point five four million dollars to retire in twenty
sixty five. I believe all the money things. I'm in
big trouble, all the money stuff. I'm only at like
(11:00):
two million for my retirement job. Do you want to
beat him?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
We're going to drop him. We'll take it off there.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Now, here's a bit only blog with Mare eight four
four ninety five fifty your chance to play fun to
the head with us for a four pack of tickets
to The Messy Experience, a dream Come True tour worldwide.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And it's coming to Chicago in July.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
We want you to be there to experience, the great
art installation where you can stand with Ai MESSI train
like a messy and just celebrate all of his great
accomplish its accomplishments. Now with Fun to the Head, you
take one of us hostage. We can answer one question
(11:52):
for you if you need the help, but you gotta
get three questions right, so eight four.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Four fifty the caller tip to play Michael. Sorry, seriously,
you always shoot yourself. I'm sorry so aways blowing those loads.
It happened a lot today, which is odd because it's
not usually frequent like that.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I need a break. Eight four four nine ninety five
fifty b collar ten. Now Fun to the Head on, Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Are we speaking with Justin?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
What Justin? Justin? Justin time? God, Welcome to Fun to
that Head.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
This is a tribute game where you are now answering questions,
where you can take one of us hostage for a
save and up on the line today are a four
pack of tickets to the Messy Experience.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Now, Justin, who are you going to take hostage today?
I would say you marriages? Why is nobody ever picked me?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You don't get answers, right, okay, on the table again.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, well, because I think I should read the questions
this time.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yesterday. Listen, that is a foot and three inches from
his head. We'll moves back. I can't. I got to
I'm running the game. Okay. I it's gonna be fine. Guys,
it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. Thanks it. Okay,
(13:31):
that's to number one. What Netflix show features a deadly
game of a red light light? Oh? He got it? Graduations?
Thank you, Justin. Are you excited for the third and
final season? Oh yeah, I am.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I'm ready board.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a good one. All right,
question too, because Justin's gonna sweep today.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, I'll go down. Question two, and I'm still scared, Maria.
Which two US states do not observe daylight saving time?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Hawaii and Alaska?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Ooh boo, let's lose. We'll lose a loser. Close that
actually Hawaii and Arizona. Oh yeah, light them up. Oh gosh,
I got a right in the chest. Yes, is clady?
That's all right? Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Thank goodness. Okay mm hmm oh okay, the gatling gun
is clogged.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Let's move on. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Yes, how many colors are there in a standard bag
of M and M's boo No?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Number six?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Oh my goodness, Oh, the galling gun is a rolling out.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh boy, I was hoping it was still broken.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh okay, remind well justin, good guess that was a
solid guess.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But you got you got me as your hostage. I
can help if you want to see how far close
she put that gatherling gun to his head. You could
see it at at morning.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Moshpit on Instagram just posted let's see here what animal
can't jump but can run up to thirty five miles
an hour?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm sorry, I'm stuck too because did it an? It
is not a momo or any WHOA wait? Sorry, what
animal can't jump but runs thirty five miles an hour?
It is an elephants?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I like this music, okay, justin. I'm sorry. I I
didn't need like. I didn't even know that I read.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I read.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I read zoo books as a kid. I'm sorry you
missed out on the messy experience.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Uh oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
That hurt for everyone else that wants to see the
goat be the goat and an experience to go in
person here in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Messy Experience opens in July.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Get your tickets today at the Messy Experience dot com
slash Chicago.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Don't you dare turn it off? Turn it off. It's
time to dork out.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Dorks out, Oh boy. Nintendo and game Stop took a
big hit last week. A trailer, a truck trailer carrying
over two thousand units of Nintendo switched to headed to
a game Stop facility in Texas was robbed. That accounts
(17:19):
to one point four million in Nintendo's switches. The truck
driver didn't notice that his vehicle had been robbed until
he stopped in Colorado and noticed that his trailer had
been broken into.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So they're not quite sure where it happened.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
No, the suspect is still at large and they are
asking for help. And like, honestly, if you're in the
Pacific Northwest, because it was leaving from the facility in Washington.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Literally lived right next to the campus there Facebook Marketplace.
I was going to say Key Bay right now.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, there's probably gonna be a few extra Nintendo switches
sitting out there.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Help Nintendo.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
They're a small mom and pop business. They might not
make it through now I'm.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Trying to help out this uh, this person who is
doing the Lord's work. Here, You trying to help him
buy some Christmas.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Presents or something Christmas presents. Yeah, maybe he's got one
point four or they. This has got to be a
grip effort. Sure you don't unload a truck like that.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
One point four million in Nintendo switches. I like this.
Authorities are urging those responsible to return the goods.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Get goods, right, Yeah, that's almost like, hey, bring them
back in.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You won't get in any trouble. Yeah you will. Yeah, yeah,
there's no point. I got one here for two hundred
in the Pacific Northwest on Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I would absolutely guess that's probably our guy.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Another one for two ten. Yeah, if they're under priced,
that's probably that sounds right awesome. They told me you
got us, so you nicke back. So I went to
Rock the Country and they were right. I would give
it a nine point five out of ten. Phenomenal live
band and they just look like they're having so much
fun up there. That's better than some Maria bops. How
(19:10):
could they have earned it the point five? Well?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
What could they have done differently to give that?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It was raining a little bit during the show, Nickel,
you know, but I'm just talking about the show I saw.
Other than that, they're I mean, really just perfect. I mean,
and by the way, they sound so good live. They
play their instruments really well. Chad's voice is right just
like you hear it there. You know, one hundred of
their songs, so you could just sing along to everything.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I don't like the song Photograph very much. I know
a lot of people do. But when they played it live,
we were everybody was singing. I was belting it out
so good Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
I'm also very excited because I want to bet Maris
decided that when the Tigers were playing the Cubs, he
made the very strong prediction that the Tigers would sweep
(19:55):
the Cubs, and Maris did they He didn't. You really
riled me up on that one.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, you took me all the way to the top,
and I said some stuff I shouldn't have said.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And if I'm being honest now, today, not only do
you have to read a love letter to Clark, the
Cubs mascot, but you have a Cubs hat on Yep.
That in itself is something I never thought i'd see
as a Tigers fan. How do you feel, buddy, I'm fine?
You sure we're gonna get there. I gotta look this up.
Did the Tigers play yesterday? They won? They did? Okay,
(20:29):
I get wait to hear that love letter.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
When's it coming up the end of the hour here? Yeah,
it's at the end of that hour, so yeah, I'm
in practice. Awesome, incredible.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
What are we doing next? Here?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Heart has recovered an instrument that was stolen from them.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And it's one of my favorite instruments if I'm being honest. Yeah, yeah,
we'll tell you about it next. The first concert I
ever saw in Chicago when I moved here. Days after
I moved here was Green Day Smashing Pumpkins and Rancid
at Wrigleyfield. It's a hell of a show to get
a kicked in there with. My first Lola Pelooza was
Green Day. Really Yeah, they're great, they really are. It
(21:05):
was an amazing show. They know how to put on
a show. You can't help but shake your ass at
a Green Day show. It's a great time.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
And talk about a band that has hits, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
They do full set lists of songs that every single
person can scream sing along to yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Get tired singing along? Yeah, Yeah, I need a break.
I gotta go get a beer. Rock ninety five to five,
Chicago's Rocks station. In the morning, match pit is on.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So something was stolen from the band Heart, Absolutely not.
It was an instrument. Do we have guesses.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Than keyboard? Nope, I'll say drums. No, mandolin? Oh not
a mandolin?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Mandolinlin stolen from Heart. They played a concert at the
hard Rock Hotel and Casino Etnis Arena. Wow, anyway, someone
stole a vintage nineteen sixty six Gibson mandolin. After they
received information about who may have had at the person
surrendered without incident.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
It's an Atlantic city.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
A band member, Paul Moak has played the mandolin for
more than twenty five years in eight, four, four, nine,
ninety five fifty. If you can tell me which Heart
song has mandolin on it, can you valid? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Or have you ever had anything stolen?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah. People saw a lot of pencils when I was
in school. Remember you'd always go to use your pencil.
Somebody took it out of your desk. It was the
worst one.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
It was like a really nice mechanical or like you.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Gut so you just didn't want to do the work,
or an eraser. Yeah, I was throwing them away.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Were pencil grips a big thing when you guys were
in school?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yes, they were for me, they were, but I felt
like they made I didn't like them. It was there,
but you didn't have to, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
So like when I was in school, it was like
cool to have like a cool pencil grip.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It was in the midst of like pencil grips, mechanical
pencil bendy rulers.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Did you guys ever have the bendy rulers.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
An all rulers Sunday snap like like a snap bracelet.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, no, they were fully flexible like rulers.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
They were really went to school at different times.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Our fidget spinners were like rulers and pencil grips, and
like they hit the fidgeting within the actual like school tools.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I had, Oh go ahead, no no, no, go ahead. I
was gonna say. I had one of my first chain stolen. Oh,
like around your neck. Did somebody pull it off? No? No, no,
no no.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I used to take it off at night and I
realized it was missing. After I had a lady friend.
Oh and I never saw her again?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Not weird. Yeah, oh well she wanted to remember you forever.
Good job, buddy, well done. That's a weird thing though
in your house, I would feel like a little violated
kind of And you steal from me, yeah, because it
took me as taking like who was over because I'm
(24:02):
like my roommate. He wouldn't take it yet and he
wouldn't come in my room.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And I was like, uh, you, did you like ever
text her about it?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Or are you just like I'd rather just not see
her again?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
How do you bring that up softly? I don't do
it softly. I don't know. I'm a very confrontational person.
I'd be like, yo, hey, su where's my chain?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
My chack?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, we're not being subd about that. I one time
had my goggles stolen from me on swim team m goggles.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
They took my goggles.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Their name was Kara Boyce.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
She sucked and she stole my goggles, and then my
mom went and confronted her. It was like, hey, I
paid for those goggles. They were expensive because like we
were on swim team. Seriously, Like I wasn't just like
for funzies. So my parents got this like nice stuff,
and yeah, she's drapped, took the goggles and like wouldn't
give them back. And my mom had to be.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Like, hey, you bitch, ass kid, give the goggles back.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Anything else? Owen Michael, that was pencils. I don't know,
not that I can think of.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
All right, eighty four, four, ninety five, fifty. Let us
know what was stolen from you?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Your heart? Oh wait, I do have something my heart.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right, let's start it off.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Kelsey Grammar is going to be a dad again at
the ripe age of seventy why, welcoming a new child
with his wife Kate Walsh.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
This will be their fourth child.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Kelsey's eight eighth, and he's excited to have time to
experience fatherhood again.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Kate Walsh is a famous actress. You know, if you're sorry,
I was fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
By the way, a little bit of an age gap.
I guess as you get older the gaps are less important,
it seems. But yeah, that part, congratulations, I guess just
a little odd.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, he's going to be really present for that baby
for like four years before his health declines.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
And maybe like a great like the granddad that come.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You know how grandparents are like really good with kids.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
This will be perfect. It could be like the dad.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Though I'd have to believe that kid's going to be
an older or younger uncle to the nephew and nieces
that are already alive right now.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Interesting, Amazon Prime Day is expanding to four days.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Get ready for July eighth through the eleventh, where there
will be daily deals dropping every five minutes. Prime Day
started ten years ago with what just one day of sales?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, I love Prime Day. I can't wait. Basically a spam.
What do you mean? They hike all the prices up
like a month before so that when they go okay,
I don't want to believe it, the base house isn't
being at the cool Surprise, surprise, he is a great man. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
A New York seafood restaurant is really New York Seafood
Restaurant is releasing a one hundred ten year old lobster.
The twenty one pound lobster was put on site at
the restaurant as a local attraction and in honor of
National Lobster Day and Father's Day, they released him.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, wait, that makes me actually really happy. I always
want to save the lobsters in the tank.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
It's not saving. It's been in a tank his whole life.
He's going to get out there. Yeah, like forever. Well,
he was one hundred and ten, so he's spry for
his age.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Don't marinate your turkey in tequila and then put it
in the oven. This is a quick way to start
an oven fire. The Madison, Wisconsin native only had the
marinated turkey in the oven for eight minutes when the
door blew off the oven. Firefighters arrived on the scene,
(27:56):
and when they opened the door there were blue flames
shouting humming out of the oven.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So avoid that if you can. Did I only do.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Four stories, Wow, four things I skipped one Wow that would.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Happened to me. Wow, five things today.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
That's happened to me with turkey. But I didn't marinate
it in tequila first, and.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Was really bad. You just burnt the turkey without making
it a bomb.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
One time, I set the smoke detector off because I
was trying to make scrambled eggs from my boyfriend at
the time.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
But scrambled eggs you set the smoke detector rough yeah,
have you evolved in your culinary skills?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Well, well things have gotten less smoky. They don't taste
any better.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Speaking of evolving, No, Maris is a Cubs fan. For
the day he lost a bet. He said the Tigers
would sweep the Cubs in that series. They did not.
And you have to read a letter you wrote to
Clark the Cubs mask on a love letter. It's your
one too. I'm very excited about this coming up next.
But it's never really free, is it, Tom Petty.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Everything comes with the price, as we're about to learn
on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I love sports now.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Thanks, thanks, go ahead and reset everything up, guys.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
The Cubs were playing the Tigers a few weeks ago,
and I was gloating about the Cubs and the Tigers
of course in first place and baseball, and Maris said
that the Tigers would sweep the Cubs. Very riled me up.
You were very confident.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
I was very confident. And I said the wrong thing
because you riled me up. And I said the Tigers
were going to sweep They won the series.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
But and I said, want to bet? And you said absolutely,
And I said, I'll keep it. I'll keep it bet and.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Thank you to you, dear listener, for coming up with
these steaks. Are helping us pick these steaks.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yep, So you have to read a love letter to Clark,
the Cubs mascot. And may I just say, for anyone
who's not watching on video, you're wearing a Cubs hat today.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Yes, Maris is the least I could do today. So
all right, I'm gonna send this to Clark. By the way,
you should Okay, I'm wanna get I want to get.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
In you want to get in a mood.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's not what I meant, but it is kind of
what I meant, but like set the tone.
Speaker 9 (30:14):
Ha ha.
Speaker 10 (30:16):
Dearest Clock of the Chicago Cubs, you caught my eye
while standing in line waiting on a Glizzie at Wrigley.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
You so impressed me as you stood there, Winnie the
pooing in that Cub's jersey with such confidence. The jersey
stopped in all the right places. The way you matched
your shoes with that hat. I knew this was a bear.
I not only wanted to start a bromance with, but
a bear mance.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Are you a brown bear or a grizzly bear?
Speaker 9 (30:55):
I don't discriminate but I have heard that grizzly bears
are a little more aggressive. Hearing that makes me so
jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio getting mulled by that baron that
one movie.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Here. What is your favorite position? Do you pitch or
do you catch me? Myself? I'm best in the outfield.
I never let any balls fall into the gap.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
Maybe sometime we can play catch, and after that, I
want to see how you hibernate. Are you big spoon
or little spoon? Happy to be your backpack if that's.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
What you're looking for.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
My heart pounds with anticipation for you to receive this letter,
and I will be anxiously watching you from afar on
the Marquet Network as I wait for your reply. Sincerely,
You're not so secret fan. They call me may.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Bear sometimes, but they also call me Maris. That is unbelievable.
You're welcome, well done, beautiful, and I will call you
Mary Bear forever. Now touching up story, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
So Clark, if you're out there, hit me in the
d M. Who is Maris? I'll be I'll be waiting.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
By the way, that's only half of your payoff of
about the other half is singing a love song at
a Thirst Day Live, which we will announce soon. Yeah, okay,
I feel the love. You do you you want to sing,
go Cubs, go with me. Unfortunately we don't have to.
(32:46):
Jol comes to going open to day Tigers suck Tiger's
boom invas won't deny that that's true. It's true. Can
I take the hat off now?
Speaker 9 (33:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Keep that hat on? Damn it? Looking to the sky
to save me. Right here on Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station, it is White Sox Wednesday. He was
nice about it. I don't like that smile. I don't
(33:26):
like the way you said it. What was it twelve
to two yesterday? What's on your mind?
Speaker 9 (33:30):
Mat?
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Okay, that's not what we're focusing on right still, we
are getting people excited to win a floor pack of
tickets to see the White Sox take on the Giants
on June twenty seventh, and that so happens to be
blow ride up host game concert night.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's going to be an amazing one.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Wait a minute, yes, if you go to the game,
you get the concert after exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
But hold on, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
We need collar ten eight four four five ninety five
fifty Callerton give us a call so you can win
these tickets to see the White Sox, to see flow Rider.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
It's just a great way to enjoy rate field.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
They just had the stadium blessed. Okay, they had a
two hour mass. Pope Leo set some beautiful words and
the team hasn't shown up, but you know what, it's
still we got to get out there. We got to
support the White Sox with everything that's going on.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
When you yes and as a baseball fan, might I
just say White Sox got them apple bottom cheese.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Cleats with the birds spikes. The whole stadium was looking at.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
I can't believe you had a free concert after the
If you watch a White Sox play, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, it's really cool. It's it's an amazing opportunity.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Also know that on Tuesdays over on the South Side
five dollars Tuesdays where you can get five dollars hot dogs, polishes,
Beggar pizza and nachos, Coca Cola, Garrett popcorn.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It's all there for you to enjoy.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
And I do believe we have somebody that we can speak.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
With right now. I do love a Polish sausage. They're
so good, but don't look about what did you know
that Florider's real name is Tremar Lacel Dillard. I thought
it was Florida. That doesn't come right off. I tried
looking him up, and that's just gave me Florida. Let's
talk to Calerton. Are we speaking with Dylan?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
You are, Hey, Dylan? How you doing your collar?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Who?
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
But first thing we got to check on. Are you
a White Sox fan?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Yes, sir, absolutely, We got you in the building on
a June and twenty seventh when they take on the Giants.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
And how are you feeling about the season right now?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Man, I really hope they can win. I hope they
can do it. Yeah. See that's optimism.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Turn it around, get it going White Sox to make
something happen, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Hope it's a yes, right, all right?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
They hit the playoffs like within the last ten years,
and then everything just kind of burned after that.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
But yeah, actually, since you're mentioning five, they are.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
They are celebrating the twentieth anniversary of that World Series
win this year.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
They'll be doing that later in July. I celebrate something.
We'll have more details on that at a later date.
But Dylan and you're going to see the Socks on
the South Side. You're all set.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
And for everyone else that wants to get their tickets
to see the Chicago White Socks.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
And don't forget about treymar Lasel Dillard, also known as
flow Rider, I hate you so much, Florida, I hate both.
Get your tickets to ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Songs about rehab in there aftermath on Rock ninety five
to five didn't turn out so great for our front
man there.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Boys. What are we
talking about? Sport?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Oh good, Yeah, I'll go ahead and start. We already
kind of touched on it. The White Sox. There was
a game yesterday, Cardinals showed up, the Dos kind of
showed up a blowout.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
It wasn't great that Michael Well. I was just reading
a headline from the news. We know it was a loss.
You don't have to add adjectives to it.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Headline from the news, hang on, hang on, White Sox
of her blowout loss.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Didn't help Maria, thank you six great, six straight? Okay, okay,
go ahead, talk about the White Sox, guys. I just
did they lose to Maria Cardinals. Where did you pull
that from? You literally just said, I have my listening
ears on today.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
She was paying attention the one time she's paying attention. Yes,
they lost, and they got another game.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Against the Cardinals. To you know what happened with the Cubs. Sure,
go ahead and tell us they won five to three
against the Milwaukee Brewers. Love seeing them beat the Brewers.
Considering we're the number one and number two in the division.
That should make you happy. Why would I be happy
about that?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
You're from Chicago, Like, even if you can't, even if
it's not your White Sox winning, shouldn't you be happy
about the Cubs just geographically speaking?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Okay, so that we explain this proper. Okay, I grew
up in Chicago. When I got to Chicago, I was
already a Tigers and Lions fan. Okay, So yes, I
pay attention to the Cubs and the White Sox every
single time.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
He cue me up for it all. By the way,
we have a winner in the Stanley Cup Final.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Two years in a row, back to back Stanley Cup
champion winners of Florida Panthers have beat the Edmonton Eulers
and Connor McDavid does not get a Stanley Cup.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
He's an incredible player. You imagine being on like a
really let think about a really great player on a
horrible team.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
I feel this way about our morning show.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, thank you. That makes you the terrible player. Yeah,
I feel so, I feel so hard. Doesn't this also
continue the streak for America?
Speaker 5 (39:24):
You?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, Canada hasn't had the Stanley Cup since nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
I forgot that hockey's international.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, we're close to fairly close to Canada
to do if any of you can hear me, fuck it.
I think this record is older than you, Maria.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
I think that there should be an award in hockey
for best punch thrown on the ice.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh, there are some good ones this year. Yeah, and
tonight or wait tomorrow the MBA finals continue, Yeah tomorrow. Yeah,
who's gonna win? Maria? Who could say? You know, it's
too early to come. I really want to know what
your thoughts are.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I think, really it's whoever gets out on the court
and just has the most fun.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
With it, because that's really that's really I want to remember.
It's a game sports enough knowledge is really just like thunder. Yeah, actually,
you can't see it. That's for you, Michael. The thunder
are playing? Who are they playing? Maria? Well, what do
you do when you walk back and forth in your house?
The pacers? So, Michael, Thunder versus is what I don't understand.
(40:35):
She just goes through the worst player.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
I said, no such things, and then you immediately flip
around and help her out let her drown.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Michael, we're all in this room, don't you.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Uh, I don't remember. Well, I just guess I have
a rain mind.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Sign for some text messages, Yeah, it is all day
you text us eighty four, four, ninety five fifty. They
roll in non stop. We read them all here in
the studio.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
On some of them. I'll make it on the air.
Let's start with a good one. Amber's good morning, my
favorite crew. It's been a tough week mentally for me,
but I just want to thank you for always being
positive in the morning.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I know it's tough some days, even if you have
to fake it.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Amber, Who do I gotta beat up?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Have a great hump day. I love you guys. Amber,
I love you too. I'll kick anyone's ask for Amber.
That's such a sweet message. Yeah, from the eighty four
to seven, based on your predictions this morning, I hope
I'm warm food. By twenty fifty, we were saying, there's
a predictions out of what it'll be like in twenty
sixty five, one of which is having a robot in
your home. Yeah, it is helping you do stuff. It's
(42:03):
gonna help you do Mikey. I'm just hoping it gets
me more money because the price of house went way up. Yeah,
like one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Higher than yearger. You get a robot with that new house, charging.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
A robot rent is wild to think about. Got to
get out of work. You can't live here for free.
From the seven oh seven, Cubs may be good now,
but come October. I don't like this already.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Cubs may be good now, but come October, reality you'll
set in and we'll melt choke per usual.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
At least, Maris, we'll get to enjoy Detroit baseball in
sweater weather. Thank you, seven oh seven? How dare you?
Than's gonna be fun to watch.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
From the eight four to seven, the meltdown, Yeah, thank you,
morning mosh Pitt.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
We love you guys. You keep me, You keep me
entertained every morning on my drive to work, especially when
I don't want to go. None of us want to
go to word word Carlos says, Hello, lovelies. I'm going
to an Indiana Cubs game today. I hope you guys
are there. I'll be wearing the Budweiser shirt if it
doesn't get rained out were they're going today? And it
(43:04):
just looks over Do one time? Do one time? And
don't you feel better? No, I can't say it normal anymore. Somebody,
I think I was at the doctor's office the other
day and they send the Indiana and I almost just
went from the six to three.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
I can't wait for insurance companies to tell game stop. Oh,
you value these switches at one point four million, here
are offers one hundred.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
And fifty thousand, no kidding. If you missed it, somebody stole.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
One point four million Nintendo Switch twos out of the
back of a truck.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
That's over two thousand, almost three thousand consoles, and we
if we'll follow up on that from the nine oh five.
I'm sorry, I drive a truck, guys, would he would
notice the weight difference if something was missing from the
back of his trailer. Also, he's required by law to
do a vehicle inspection every several hundred miles. Also, unless
the trailer had a Nintendo switch written all over it,
there's no way somebody would know what was even inside.
(43:54):
This screams Inside Job story did mention that it was
an unmarked truck. Oh so no even know less.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
They are tracking it from Nintendo headquarters in.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Washington to wherever they stole it between Washington and Colorado.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Interesting, you mean we have a conspiracy on our hands.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Phenomenal. It also over two thousand switches. It'll be sold
under price. Yeah, I already looked some of them up.
I'm gonna I have a switch by tomorrow. You can
always text us a four four ninety five fifty and
even more so, if you find any cheap switches, we'll
be here for you. It's right here on Rock ninety
five to five. You know what we could use right now?
But some some forty one as we are MERC forty
(44:39):
plus one. That would be a summer forty one.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
Maybe this is.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Chris Cornell, rest in peace, such a fine man. Yeah, damn,
you know it'd morning Mash. But on Rock ninety five
to five, and it has been a day. Boys, you
would have trouble in Trouble in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Oh my god, Kurt Cobain, Chris Cornell.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
And something in the water. It would have been me
rippin what what? That's different? Very different.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Yeah, if you didn't have your twenty twenty five bingo
card out, you definitely heard a love letter going out
to Clark, the mascot for the Chicago Cubs today.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Literally going up on YouTube right now from you missed it.
We should have that on repeat, just like on command.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Just that, just every now and then when you start
talking a little too much crap and we need to
remind you that you did, in fact lose one time.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'll admit I lost. I bet you don't lose much though,
because Marius is pretty smart dude, I know that was
just a bad bet.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Well that's now.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
And then you really did catch me. Well I knew
because the second you said, you're like, want to or
you didn't say one to bet, You're like, they'll sweep them.
And I was like, wanta bet because I know we
at least got one. I liked you had like a
fire in your eyes. You're like I got him.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
And then I saw the weakness in Maris's eyes, and
he was like, damn it, I know what I said,
but I can't back down.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Can we change.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Like this?
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Can we keep bets going on here long? This is
great because I'm having a wonderful time watching.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh no, no, no, no. What if Maria came up
with oh you know what, never mind, no no, no, no,
go on, Maris and I bet and you come up
with the steaks. Wonderful.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yes, you are all crowd source, all crowd source work.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's fine. Okay, he says, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Have to get in on bets as well, my dear,
I have to. Yes, you have to participate. You just
can't be the dommy mommy on the side of both
of us.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
First of all, yes, I can, obviously, But the second
of all, I will do that. I am open to participating.
Is it fun though, because like we kind of know
that I don't know sports, okay, Oh, oh.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
My gosh. I have to think of so many things.
I've never seen a light bulb go off so brightly
in somebody's head.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
I'm gonna go home and smoke a bunch of weed
and come up with a bunch of ideas and things
we can bet on.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
We can bet on how much weed I'll smoke. I
win either way.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Speaking of bets, Maris is love letter to Clark, the
Cubs mascot is now on YouTube officially at morning. Is
it going on Instagram later? It will be yes. I
can't wait. It's probably TikTok too. You know, let's just
get it out there. I think the world deserves to
see it, right, Maris, I mean he did wear his
Cubs hat. I agree.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Oh, A proud love letter to the Cubs.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
This is wonderful. Clark hit me back sometimes.
To day is the greatest hy No okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's great coming raining and hey, weather's coming up next.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Oh yeah, my bad, my load. I mean no, no, no,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What you meant. It's what you said, the way you
said what you said. But I okay, I love doing well.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Michael has prematurely blown his load on the morning mash Pit.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
My name is Maria Palmer.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm mares. But you did it for him? I'm Michael.
On hump Day was the combination of sentences and love.
What do you mean I did it for him? I
didn't do it. Oh yeah, it was early today.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
We will be playing fun to the Head and the
six o'clock hour all for the Messy experience, a dream
come to tour.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A dream come what this is a messy open mess
experience word in the already load. Because activation is opening
up in July.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
You get to train like messy, take pictures with AI messy,
and it's just so immersive.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I can't wait to go and see it myself. Pictures
of an Ai'm messy. Well that's real. That's the thing.
Like they're getting to the point where they can really
digitize this stuff and nobody.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Would know if you two shook, I have come to
terms with I know I'm never going to get close
enough to Messy to get a picture, so this is
going to have to do justice.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He never say never, and don't doubt your own stalking abilities.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
I believe anybuddy, I fully believe I'd get arrested and
beat up if I got close to ye.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
You'd get close to him first, and then you get arrested.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Although I don't know if you guys have seen this.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
When there's children who have crashed a field at the
end of games, Messi does embrace them, takes the photo.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
And then allow security to walk them out. Okay, shave
your beard. Is he the guy that has the security
guard that literally tracks him on the field in case
somebody jumps out? I mean this when you see how
the security works around this guy.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
His next level, when I say international yo status, that
is that I can't even fully explain.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I'm not honoring that. I just don't know enough about
sonoring that to know. But it's cool, I kid, I can't.
I'm not honoring that either. It was bad.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
No, you can stop right now, I can't. You save
your creative power for the Maria baptism.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yes, it would be me to do that, Thank you God.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I did like four of them. Yeah, I heard Jesus,
I know you made me blow my load so early.
Wh God, just for you. I've never seen that happen.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
And then finally the day is here. Oh I lost
a bet. Yes, I ran my.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Mouth because Michael got.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Me all excited and predicted that the Cubs would get
swept by the Tigers a week or so ago, and
so not sure do I have to sing a love
song karaoke style at our next Thursday, which we'll be
talking about at some point in time soon. But also
(03:18):
I have written a love letter to Clark. I love
this the mascot of those Chicago Cubs.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm going to send it to him as soon as
it's done. We're gonna put it on video. We'll put
it on the internet. But also Clark's gonna get a
little email to that. You know what, I wonder if
I'll send something he wrote a little letter back, we'll
see what. I just think it's cute. You're going to
be in love with Clark. Man Bear love Bear love
(03:48):
states in a lot of states, and we love a Barrett's.
But outside of all of that.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
It is White Sox Wednesday, So we got a four
pack of White Sox tickets coming up for you as well.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Busy, don't I don't do. I have to read the letter,
damn right.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Yeah, we're gonna film it too. I know I'm gonna
put on social media.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
It's gonna be on the internet forever.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, it's gonna live in perpetuity.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
All right, Michael weather Next it is next Crappy Day
where I'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Ah And now w C HI Weather with Michael weather Man.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Great career choice, Mike. That's the weather like today? I'm chaping. Oh,
humidity is no joke, babe, bit powder, it's back with
a vengeance. Okay, just a T shirt on yesterday I
was soaking and sweat but not today. It's gonna be
wet because of well the humidity a little bit, but
also rain. It's the rain today. Yeah, so what's making
(04:51):
you wet today? Makey mm hm? Also storms We got
storms in the forecast later just gonna kind of be
an off and on crappy day, rain clouds. So get
some stuff done today. And I would have to say
it's a pants on day today. Oh you should keep
them on.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
No, no, I think you should call out from work
and you just keep them off.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You could do that. It's a rainy day movie day.
I stopped. That sounds so great. Yeah, I've black come
in foust a couple days where it comes in it goes.
You know, I really thought about having a cold today.
You could have a cold today. I could tell them
I have a fever. What are they gonna say, you
got a fever? They can the only prescription cow bell.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't have a cow bell. I should bring you.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I should bring it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I should bring the car.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
I set myself up for fr right between your harmonica
and xylophone.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
We need you in studio for the next three hours.
Don't go anywhere you don't need Yeah, we need you. Oh,
by the way, quick predictions on what it might be
like in forty years in the United States but America,
do you have any predictions.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, we're not gonna be here in forty years.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I think we are on be a United States of America.
There won't be a world at that height. Well, this,
the study that I have coming up next, says we
will be in. It says we're gonna have very interesting
things like robot roommates.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Oh, well, the robot wars probably that will take out
the globe and it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
We'll see it looks like we're good for forty years
according to the study. Because that's the truth, I'm sure,
and we'll tell you about it. Coming on next. Jeremy
from Pro Jam right here on Rock ninety five to five. Now, Michael, Yes,
as a big pro Jam fan.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yes, did you know one of the reasons that Eddie
Vedder related to Jeremy was because he had been in a.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
School shooting before.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
No, I never heard that the kid in his class
shot a fish tank and Vetter had gotten into a
fight with the kid the year before, so he was
a little terrified.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
How the hell did I not know that. I've read
every book everything with the thing, and I know that
like that song came from the fact that he saw
a newspaper with the story and he just grabbed it
and walked into the studio and started recording the song.
And then the parents tried to the mom tried to
sue him, and Pearl Jam just paid her off because
they wanted to keep the name Jeremy as in the.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Song you just out song. In fact, man, No, that
was really good. I'm really impressed I learned.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
The other day. All Right, Ki make up great band.
You wish legends? I really do. Happy Pride Month. Will
Pearl Jam be around in twenty sixty five? My guess
is no. Unfortunately, that's forty years from now and they've
been killing it for a long time. But we do
have a new study out from Talker Research on what
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the country will look like in twenty sixty five. What
will it look like? Michael, that's for sure. What do
you want first? Bad news or good news? Let's start
with the good news and with the bad news. All right,
we're starting with the good news. Bill Gates has predicted
a two day work week because we don't have any
jobs left. I'm trying to give you the good news,
(08:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
But now I'm predicting. Now, I'm trying to get ahead
of the bad news by predicting it.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
In the survey, most people believe though, that we will
be closer to thirty hours a week, or a four
day work week by twenty sixty five. Okay, so not
a two day week at all. That's just what Bill
Gates thinks.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Okay, Well, Bill Gates has I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
We got to take our turns rotating watching the robots,
right hey, yeah, listen, we're going to be monitoring them.
Somebody's got to replace the batteries. Oh, Michael will be
watching those robots. All right. I can't wait. I saw
video yesterday of life show me your motherboard if you
saw my story. There's a life size like at one
of these CEO or electronics festivals, a real life gorgeous robot. Like.
(08:43):
It looks like I can't know.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I can't listen to saying gorgeous robot. I can tell
me more about it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It looks just like a beautiful woman.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Tell me more about the future.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
All right, I'm trying, and still I'll tell you about
my future kids.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
All right, Well, let's get into the other parts.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Okay, well those parts, Oh my god, one hundred percent
digital currency.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We're pretty much there anyway. Yeah. Yeah, smart home AI
technology will run households, so everything will be programmed so
when you're coming home from work, your blah blah blah
turns on everything, and that's kind of commonplace now in
some places too. Yeah. Implement implement implanted health monitors, so
they're going to be putting the under your skin to
monitor you. I know that freaks people out a little bit.
I don't care. Implant me. Do you hear about that neurolink?
(09:27):
You mean I can have access to all the information
just by thinking at any time. That's awesome. I don't
want that one, you don't. I don't like that. I
don't like the controlling of the brain. Yeah, I don't
want them in my brain. It's weird that they're already.
I find I'm gonna rip through the bad news because
it sucks. Respondence estimate that average household income needed in
twenty sixty five will be five hundred and eight thousand
compared to eighty thousand today. Yeah, no kidding. Forty one
(09:48):
percent of respondents currently would own their home. Okay, so
they are They are saying, like, essentially they think they'll
own a home. Okay. The average cost of a home
in twenty sixty five six hundred and eighty two thousand.
That's two hundred and seventy two thousand more than today.
I'm sorry. I like to see in the future, but
there's some bad stuff here.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, listen, we're not gonna have a future.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
If I live with a robot, would the robot be
required to pay rent.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yes, okay, cool, Yeah, absolutely, you can make it work.
It could pay rent, it could clean up the house.
I just need somebody to walk my dog. I hate
taking that. It's strange.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Oh, all the options you could have for robotic help,
and you want it to walk your dog.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I do. I hate going down and taking the dog out.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
To walk you right after and like put that leash.
Tell me robot, mommy.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Every home will have a robot in it. Yeah. I
think that's good news, but actual like human walking around
human like robot and respondents estimate that people will need
three point five four million dollars to retire in twenty
sixty five. I believe all the money things. I'm in
big trouble, all the money stuff. I'm only at like
(11:00):
two million for my retirement job. Do you want to
beat him?
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:08):
We're going to drop him. We'll take it off there.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Now, here's a bit only blog with Mare eight four
four ninety five fifty your chance to play fun to
the head with us for a four pack of tickets
to The Messy Experience, a dream Come True tour worldwide.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And it's coming to Chicago in July.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
We want you to be there to experience, the great
art installation where you can stand with Ai MESSI train
like a messy and just celebrate all of his great
accomplish its accomplishments. Now with Fun to the Head, you
take one of us hostage. We can answer one question
(11:52):
for you if you need the help, but you gotta
get three questions right, so eight four.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Four fifty the caller tip to play Michael. Sorry, seriously,
you always shoot yourself. I'm sorry so aways blowing those loads.
It happened a lot today, which is odd because it's
not usually frequent like that.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I need a break. Eight four four nine ninety five
fifty b collar ten. Now Fun to the Head on, Yeah,
don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Are we speaking with Justin?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
What Justin? Justin? Justin time? God, Welcome to Fun to
that Head.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
This is a tribute game where you are now answering questions,
where you can take one of us hostage for a
save and up on the line today are a four
pack of tickets to the Messy Experience.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Now, Justin, who are you going to take hostage today?
I would say you marriages? Why is nobody ever picked me?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You don't get answers, right, okay, on the table again.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, well, because I think I should read the questions
this time.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yesterday. Listen, that is a foot and three inches from
his head. We'll moves back. I can't. I got to
I'm running the game. Okay. I it's gonna be fine. Guys,
it's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. Thanks it. Okay,
(13:31):
that's to number one. What Netflix show features a deadly
game of a red light light? Oh? He got it? Graduations?
Thank you, Justin. Are you excited for the third and
final season? Oh yeah, I am.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
I'm ready board.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be a good one. All right,
question too, because Justin's gonna sweep today.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, I'll go down. Question two, and I'm still scared, Maria.
Which two US states do not observe daylight saving time?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
Hawaii and Alaska?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Ooh boo, let's lose. We'll lose a loser. Close that
actually Hawaii and Arizona. Oh yeah, light them up. Oh gosh,
I got a right in the chest. Yes, is clady?
That's all right? Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
Thank goodness. Okay mm hmm oh okay, the gatling gun
is clogged.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Let's move on. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Yes, how many colors are there in a standard bag
of M and M's boo No?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Number six?
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Oh my goodness, Oh, the galling gun is a rolling out.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh boy, I was hoping it was still broken.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
Oh okay, remind well justin, good guess that was a
solid guess.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
But you got you got me as your hostage. I
can help if you want to see how far close
she put that gatherling gun to his head. You could
see it at at morning.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Moshpit on Instagram just posted let's see here what animal
can't jump but can run up to thirty five miles
an hour?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I'm sorry, I'm stuck too because did it an? It
is not a momo or any WHOA wait? Sorry, what
animal can't jump but runs thirty five miles an hour?
It is an elephants?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I like this music, okay, justin. I'm sorry. I I
didn't need like. I didn't even know that I read.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I read.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I read zoo books as a kid. I'm sorry you
missed out on the messy experience.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Uh oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
That hurt for everyone else that wants to see the
goat be the goat and an experience to go in
person here in Chicago.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Messy Experience opens in July.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
Get your tickets today at the Messy Experience dot com
slash Chicago.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Don't you dare turn it off? Turn it off. It's
time to dork out.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Dorks out, Oh boy. Nintendo and game Stop took a
big hit last week. A trailer, a truck trailer carrying
over two thousand units of Nintendo switched to headed to
a game Stop facility in Texas was robbed. That accounts
(17:19):
to one point four million in Nintendo's switches. The truck
driver didn't notice that his vehicle had been robbed until
he stopped in Colorado and noticed that his trailer had
been broken into.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
So they're not quite sure where it happened.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
No, the suspect is still at large and they are
asking for help. And like, honestly, if you're in the
Pacific Northwest, because it was leaving from the facility in Washington.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Literally lived right next to the campus there Facebook Marketplace.
I was going to say Key Bay right now.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, there's probably gonna be a few extra Nintendo switches
sitting out there.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Help Nintendo.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
They're a small mom and pop business. They might not
make it through now I'm.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Trying to help out this uh, this person who is
doing the Lord's work. Here, You trying to help him
buy some Christmas.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Presents or something Christmas presents. Yeah, maybe he's got one
point four or they. This has got to be a
grip effort. Sure you don't unload a truck like that.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
One point four million in Nintendo switches. I like this.
Authorities are urging those responsible to return the goods.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Get goods, right, Yeah, that's almost like, hey, bring them
back in.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You won't get in any trouble. Yeah you will. Yeah, yeah,
there's no point. I got one here for two hundred
in the Pacific Northwest on Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
I would absolutely guess that's probably our guy.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Another one for two ten. Yeah, if they're under priced,
that's probably that sounds right awesome. They told me you
got us, so you nicke back. So I went to
Rock the Country and they were right. I would give
it a nine point five out of ten. Phenomenal live
band and they just look like they're having so much
fun up there. That's better than some Maria bops. How
(19:10):
could they have earned it the point five? Well?
Speaker 3 (19:13):
What could they have done differently to give that?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It was raining a little bit during the show, Nickel,
you know, but I'm just talking about the show I saw.
Other than that, they're I mean, really just perfect. I mean,
and by the way, they sound so good live. They
play their instruments really well. Chad's voice is right just
like you hear it there. You know, one hundred of
their songs, so you could just sing along to everything.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I don't like the song Photograph very much. I know
a lot of people do. But when they played it live,
we were everybody was singing. I was belting it out
so good Rock ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
I'm also very excited because I want to bet Maris
decided that when the Tigers were playing the Cubs, he
made the very strong prediction that the Tigers would sweep
(19:55):
the Cubs, and Maris did they He didn't. You really
riled me up on that one.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, you took me all the way to the top,
and I said some stuff I shouldn't have said.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
And if I'm being honest now, today, not only do
you have to read a love letter to Clark, the
Cubs mascot, but you have a Cubs hat on Yep.
That in itself is something I never thought i'd see
as a Tigers fan. How do you feel, buddy, I'm fine?
You sure we're gonna get there. I gotta look this up.
Did the Tigers play yesterday? They won? They did? Okay,
(20:29):
I get wait to hear that love letter.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
When's it coming up the end of the hour here? Yeah,
it's at the end of that hour, so yeah, I'm
in practice. Awesome, incredible.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
What are we doing next? Here?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
Heart has recovered an instrument that was stolen from them.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And it's one of my favorite instruments if I'm being honest. Yeah, yeah,
we'll tell you about it next. The first concert I
ever saw in Chicago when I moved here. Days after
I moved here was Green Day Smashing Pumpkins and Rancid
at Wrigleyfield. It's a hell of a show to get
a kicked in there with. My first Lola Pelooza was
Green Day. Really Yeah, they're great, they really are. It
(21:05):
was an amazing show. They know how to put on
a show. You can't help but shake your ass at
a Green Day show. It's a great time.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
And talk about a band that has hits, I know.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
They do full set lists of songs that every single
person can scream sing along to yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Get tired singing along? Yeah, Yeah, I need a break.
I gotta go get a beer. Rock ninety five to five,
Chicago's Rocks station. In the morning, match pit is on.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
So something was stolen from the band Heart, Absolutely not.
It was an instrument. Do we have guesses.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Than keyboard? Nope, I'll say drums. No, mandolin? Oh not
a mandolin?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Mandolinlin stolen from Heart. They played a concert at the
hard Rock Hotel and Casino Etnis Arena. Wow, anyway, someone
stole a vintage nineteen sixty six Gibson mandolin. After they
received information about who may have had at the person
surrendered without incident.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
It's an Atlantic city.
Speaker 9 (22:06):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
A band member, Paul Moak has played the mandolin for
more than twenty five years in eight, four, four, nine,
ninety five fifty. If you can tell me which Heart
song has mandolin on it, can you valid? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Or have you ever had anything stolen?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah. People saw a lot of pencils when I was
in school. Remember you'd always go to use your pencil.
Somebody took it out of your desk. It was the
worst one.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
It was like a really nice mechanical or like you.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Gut so you just didn't want to do the work,
or an eraser. Yeah, I was throwing them away.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Were pencil grips a big thing when you guys were
in school?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yes, they were for me, they were, but I felt
like they made I didn't like them. It was there,
but you didn't have to, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
So like when I was in school, it was like
cool to have like a cool pencil grip.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
It was in the midst of like pencil grips, mechanical
pencil bendy rulers.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Did you guys ever have the bendy rulers.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
An all rulers Sunday snap like like a snap bracelet.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
No, no, they were fully flexible like rulers.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
They were really went to school at different times.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Our fidget spinners were like rulers and pencil grips, and
like they hit the fidgeting within the actual like school tools.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
I had, Oh go ahead, no no, no, go ahead. I
was gonna say. I had one of my first chain stolen. Oh,
like around your neck. Did somebody pull it off? No? No, no,
no no.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
I used to take it off at night and I
realized it was missing. After I had a lady friend.
Oh and I never saw her again?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Not weird. Yeah, oh well she wanted to remember you forever.
Good job, buddy, well done. That's a weird thing though
in your house, I would feel like a little violated
kind of And you steal from me, yeah, because it
took me as taking like who was over because I'm
(24:02):
like my roommate. He wouldn't take it yet and he
wouldn't come in my room.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
And I was like, uh, you, did you like ever
text her about it?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Or are you just like I'd rather just not see
her again?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
How do you bring that up softly? I don't do
it softly. I don't know. I'm a very confrontational person.
I'd be like, yo, hey, su where's my chain?
Speaker 7 (24:22):
My chack?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Yeah, we're not being subd about that. I one time
had my goggles stolen from me on swim team m goggles.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
They took my goggles.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Their name was Kara Boyce.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
She sucked and she stole my goggles, and then my
mom went and confronted her. It was like, hey, I
paid for those goggles. They were expensive because like we
were on swim team. Seriously, Like I wasn't just like
for funzies. So my parents got this like nice stuff,
and yeah, she's drapped, took the goggles and like wouldn't
give them back. And my mom had to be.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Like, hey, you bitch, ass kid, give the goggles back.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Anything else? Owen Michael, that was pencils. I don't know,
not that I can think of.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
All right, eighty four, four, ninety five, fifty. Let us
know what was stolen from you?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Your heart? Oh wait, I do have something my heart.
Speaker 7 (25:18):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right, let's start it off.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
Kelsey Grammar is going to be a dad again at
the ripe age of seventy why, welcoming a new child
with his wife Kate Walsh.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
This will be their fourth child.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Kelsey's eight eighth, and he's excited to have time to
experience fatherhood again.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Congratulations.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Kate Walsh is a famous actress. You know, if you're sorry,
I was fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
By the way, a little bit of an age gap.
I guess as you get older the gaps are less important,
it seems. But yeah, that part, congratulations, I guess just
a little odd.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, he's going to be really present for that baby
for like four years before his health declines.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
And maybe like a great like the granddad that come.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You know how grandparents are like really good with kids.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
This will be perfect. It could be like the dad.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Though I'd have to believe that kid's going to be
an older or younger uncle to the nephew and nieces
that are already alive right now.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Interesting, Amazon Prime Day is expanding to four days.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
Get ready for July eighth through the eleventh, where there
will be daily deals dropping every five minutes. Prime Day
started ten years ago with what just one day of sales?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, I love Prime Day. I can't wait. Basically a spam.
What do you mean? They hike all the prices up
like a month before so that when they go okay,
I don't want to believe it, the base house isn't
being at the cool Surprise, surprise, he is a great man. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
A New York seafood restaurant is really New York Seafood
Restaurant is releasing a one hundred ten year old lobster.
The twenty one pound lobster was put on site at
the restaurant as a local attraction and in honor of
National Lobster Day and Father's Day, they released him.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Well, wait, that makes me actually really happy. I always
want to save the lobsters in the tank.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
It's not saving. It's been in a tank his whole life.
He's going to get out there. Yeah, like forever. Well,
he was one hundred and ten, so he's spry for
his age.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Don't marinate your turkey in tequila and then put it
in the oven. This is a quick way to start
an oven fire. The Madison, Wisconsin native only had the
marinated turkey in the oven for eight minutes when the
door blew off the oven. Firefighters arrived on the scene,
(27:56):
and when they opened the door there were blue flames
shouting humming out of the oven.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
So avoid that if you can. Did I only do.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Four stories, Wow, four things I skipped one Wow that would.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Happened to me. Wow, five things today.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
That's happened to me with turkey. But I didn't marinate
it in tequila first, and.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Was really bad. You just burnt the turkey without making
it a bomb.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
One time, I set the smoke detector off because I
was trying to make scrambled eggs from my boyfriend at
the time.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
But scrambled eggs you set the smoke detector rough yeah,
have you evolved in your culinary skills?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Well, well things have gotten less smoky. They don't taste
any better.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Speaking of evolving, No, Maris is a Cubs fan. For
the day he lost a bet. He said the Tigers
would sweep the Cubs in that series. They did not.
And you have to read a letter you wrote to
Clark the Cubs mask on a love letter. It's your
one too. I'm very excited about this coming up next.
But it's never really free, is it, Tom Petty.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Everything comes with the price, as we're about to learn
on Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I love sports now.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Thanks, thanks, go ahead and reset everything up, guys.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
The Cubs were playing the Tigers a few weeks ago,
and I was gloating about the Cubs and the Tigers
of course in first place and baseball, and Maris said
that the Tigers would sweep the Cubs. Very riled me up.
You were very confident.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
I was very confident. And I said the wrong thing
because you riled me up. And I said the Tigers
were going to sweep They won the series.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
But and I said, want to bet? And you said absolutely,
And I said, I'll keep it. I'll keep it bet and.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Thank you to you, dear listener, for coming up with
these steaks. Are helping us pick these steaks.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yep, So you have to read a love letter to Clark,
the Cubs mascot. And may I just say, for anyone
who's not watching on video, you're wearing a Cubs hat today.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Yes, Maris is the least I could do today. So
all right, I'm gonna send this to Clark. By the way,
you should Okay, I'm wanna get I want to get.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
In you want to get in a mood.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's not what I meant, but it is kind of
what I meant, but like set the tone.
Speaker 9 (30:14):
Ha ha.
Speaker 10 (30:16):
Dearest Clock of the Chicago Cubs, you caught my eye
while standing in line waiting on a Glizzie at Wrigley.
Speaker 9 (30:28):
You so impressed me as you stood there, Winnie the
pooing in that Cub's jersey with such confidence. The jersey
stopped in all the right places. The way you matched
your shoes with that hat. I knew this was a bear.
I not only wanted to start a bromance with, but
a bear mance.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Are you a brown bear or a grizzly bear?
Speaker 9 (30:55):
I don't discriminate but I have heard that grizzly bears
are a little more aggressive. Hearing that makes me so
jealous of Leonardo DiCaprio getting mulled by that baron that
one movie.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Here. What is your favorite position? Do you pitch or
do you catch me? Myself? I'm best in the outfield.
I never let any balls fall into the gap.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
Maybe sometime we can play catch, and after that, I
want to see how you hibernate. Are you big spoon
or little spoon? Happy to be your backpack if that's.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
What you're looking for.
Speaker 9 (31:37):
My heart pounds with anticipation for you to receive this letter,
and I will be anxiously watching you from afar on
the Marquet Network as I wait for your reply. Sincerely,
You're not so secret fan. They call me may.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Bear sometimes, but they also call me Maris. That is unbelievable.
You're welcome, well done, beautiful, and I will call you
Mary Bear forever. Now touching up story, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
So Clark, if you're out there, hit me in the
d M. Who is Maris? I'll be I'll be waiting.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
By the way, that's only half of your payoff of
about the other half is singing a love song at
a Thirst Day Live, which we will announce soon. Yeah, okay,
I feel the love. You do you you want to sing,
go Cubs, go with me. Unfortunately we don't have to.
(32:46):
Jol comes to going open to day Tigers suck Tiger's
boom invas won't deny that that's true. It's true. Can
I take the hat off now?
Speaker 9 (33:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Keep that hat on? Damn it? Looking to the sky
to save me. Right here on Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station, it is White Sox Wednesday. He was
nice about it. I don't like that smile. I don't
(33:26):
like the way you said it. What was it twelve
to two yesterday? What's on your mind?
Speaker 9 (33:30):
Mat?
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Okay, that's not what we're focusing on right still, we
are getting people excited to win a floor pack of
tickets to see the White Sox take on the Giants
on June twenty seventh, and that so happens to be
blow ride up host game concert night.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It's going to be an amazing one.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
Wait a minute, yes, if you go to the game,
you get the concert after exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
But hold on, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (33:57):
We need collar ten eight four four five ninety five
fifty Callerton give us a call so you can win
these tickets to see the White Sox, to see flow Rider.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
It's just a great way to enjoy rate field.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
They just had the stadium blessed. Okay, they had a
two hour mass. Pope Leo set some beautiful words and
the team hasn't shown up, but you know what, it's
still we got to get out there. We got to
support the White Sox with everything that's going on.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
When you yes and as a baseball fan, might I
just say White Sox got them apple bottom cheese.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Cleats with the birds spikes. The whole stadium was looking at.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
I can't believe you had a free concert after the
If you watch a White Sox play, that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Yeah, it's really cool. It's it's an amazing opportunity.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
Also know that on Tuesdays over on the South Side
five dollars Tuesdays where you can get five dollars hot dogs, polishes,
Beggar pizza and nachos, Coca Cola, Garrett popcorn.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
It's all there for you to enjoy.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
And I do believe we have somebody that we can speak.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
With right now. I do love a Polish sausage. They're
so good, but don't look about what did you know
that Florider's real name is Tremar Lacel Dillard. I thought
it was Florida. That doesn't come right off. I tried
looking him up, and that's just gave me Florida. Let's
talk to Calerton. Are we speaking with Dylan?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
You are, Hey, Dylan? How you doing your collar?
Speaker 5 (35:33):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Who?
Speaker 5 (35:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
But first thing we got to check on. Are you
a White Sox fan?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
Yes, sir, absolutely, We got you in the building on
a June and twenty seventh when they take on the Giants.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
And how are you feeling about the season right now?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Man, I really hope they can win. I hope they
can do it. Yeah. See that's optimism.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Turn it around, get it going White Sox to make
something happen, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Hope it's a yes, right, all right?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
They hit the playoffs like within the last ten years,
and then everything just kind of burned after that.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
But yeah, actually, since you're mentioning five, they are.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
They are celebrating the twentieth anniversary of that World Series
win this year.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
They'll be doing that later in July. I celebrate something.
We'll have more details on that at a later date.
But Dylan and you're going to see the Socks on
the South Side. You're all set.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
And for everyone else that wants to get their tickets
to see the Chicago White Socks.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
And don't forget about treymar Lasel Dillard, also known as
flow Rider, I hate you so much, Florida, I hate both.
Get your tickets to ticketmaster dot com.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Songs about rehab in there aftermath on Rock ninety five
to five didn't turn out so great for our front
man there.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Boys. What are we
talking about? Sport?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Oh good, Yeah, I'll go ahead and start. We already
kind of touched on it. The White Sox. There was
a game yesterday, Cardinals showed up, the Dos kind of
showed up a blowout.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
It wasn't great that Michael Well. I was just reading
a headline from the news. We know it was a loss.
You don't have to add adjectives to it.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Headline from the news, hang on, hang on, White Sox
of her blowout loss.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Didn't help Maria, thank you six great, six straight? Okay, okay,
go ahead, talk about the White Sox, guys. I just
did they lose to Maria Cardinals. Where did you pull
that from? You literally just said, I have my listening
ears on today.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
She was paying attention the one time she's paying attention. Yes,
they lost, and they got another game.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Against the Cardinals. To you know what happened with the Cubs. Sure,
go ahead and tell us they won five to three
against the Milwaukee Brewers. Love seeing them beat the Brewers.
Considering we're the number one and number two in the division.
That should make you happy. Why would I be happy
about that?
Speaker 2 (38:15):
You're from Chicago, Like, even if you can't, even if
it's not your White Sox winning, shouldn't you be happy
about the Cubs just geographically speaking?
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Okay, so that we explain this proper. Okay, I grew
up in Chicago. When I got to Chicago, I was
already a Tigers and Lions fan. Okay, So yes, I
pay attention to the Cubs and the White Sox every
single time.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
He cue me up for it all. By the way,
we have a winner in the Stanley Cup Final.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Two years in a row, back to back Stanley Cup
champion winners of Florida Panthers have beat the Edmonton Eulers
and Connor McDavid does not get a Stanley Cup.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
He's an incredible player. You imagine being on like a
really let think about a really great player on a
horrible team.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
I feel this way about our morning show.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, thank you. That makes you the terrible player. Yeah,
I feel so, I feel so hard. Doesn't this also
continue the streak for America?
Speaker 5 (39:24):
You?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, Canada hasn't had the Stanley Cup since nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
I forgot that hockey's international.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, we're close to fairly close to Canada
to do if any of you can hear me, fuck it.
I think this record is older than you, Maria.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Probably.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
I think that there should be an award in hockey
for best punch thrown on the ice.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Oh, there are some good ones this year. Yeah, and
tonight or wait tomorrow the MBA finals continue, Yeah tomorrow. Yeah,
who's gonna win? Maria? Who could say? You know, it's
too early to come. I really want to know what
your thoughts are.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I think, really it's whoever gets out on the court
and just has the most fun.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
With it, because that's really that's really I want to remember.
It's a game sports enough knowledge is really just like thunder. Yeah, actually,
you can't see it. That's for you, Michael. The thunder
are playing? Who are they playing? Maria? Well, what do
you do when you walk back and forth in your house?
The pacers? So, Michael, Thunder versus is what I don't understand.
(40:35):
She just goes through the worst player.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
I said, no such things, and then you immediately flip
around and help her out let her drown.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
Michael, we're all in this room, don't you.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Uh, I don't remember. Well, I just guess I have
a rain mind.
Speaker 7 (41:16):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Sign for some text messages, Yeah, it is all day
you text us eighty four, four, ninety five fifty. They
roll in non stop. We read them all here in
the studio.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
On some of them. I'll make it on the air.
Let's start with a good one. Amber's good morning, my
favorite crew. It's been a tough week mentally for me,
but I just want to thank you for always being
positive in the morning.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
I know it's tough some days, even if you have
to fake it.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Amber, Who do I gotta beat up?
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Have a great hump day. I love you guys. Amber,
I love you too. I'll kick anyone's ask for Amber.
That's such a sweet message. Yeah, from the eighty four
to seven, based on your predictions this morning, I hope
I'm warm food. By twenty fifty, we were saying, there's
a predictions out of what it'll be like in twenty
sixty five, one of which is having a robot in
your home. Yeah, it is helping you do stuff. It's
(42:03):
gonna help you do Mikey. I'm just hoping it gets
me more money because the price of house went way up. Yeah,
like one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
Higher than yearger. You get a robot with that new house, charging.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
A robot rent is wild to think about. Got to
get out of work. You can't live here for free.
From the seven oh seven, Cubs may be good now,
but come October. I don't like this already.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Cubs may be good now, but come October, reality you'll
set in and we'll melt choke per usual.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
At least, Maris, we'll get to enjoy Detroit baseball in
sweater weather. Thank you, seven oh seven? How dare you?
Than's gonna be fun to watch.
Speaker 5 (42:37):
From the eight four to seven, the meltdown, Yeah, thank you,
morning mosh Pitt.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
We love you guys. You keep me, You keep me
entertained every morning on my drive to work, especially when
I don't want to go. None of us want to
go to word word Carlos says, Hello, lovelies. I'm going
to an Indiana Cubs game today. I hope you guys
are there. I'll be wearing the Budweiser shirt if it
doesn't get rained out were they're going today? And it
(43:04):
just looks over Do one time? Do one time? And
don't you feel better? No, I can't say it normal anymore. Somebody,
I think I was at the doctor's office the other
day and they send the Indiana and I almost just
went from the six to three.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
I can't wait for insurance companies to tell game stop. Oh,
you value these switches at one point four million, here
are offers one hundred.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
And fifty thousand, no kidding. If you missed it, somebody stole.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
One point four million Nintendo Switch twos out of the
back of a truck.
Speaker 5 (43:34):
That's over two thousand, almost three thousand consoles, and we
if we'll follow up on that from the nine oh five.
I'm sorry, I drive a truck, guys, would he would
notice the weight difference if something was missing from the
back of his trailer. Also, he's required by law to
do a vehicle inspection every several hundred miles. Also, unless
the trailer had a Nintendo switch written all over it,
there's no way somebody would know what was even inside.
(43:54):
This screams Inside Job story did mention that it was
an unmarked truck. Oh so no even know less.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
They are tracking it from Nintendo headquarters in.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Washington to wherever they stole it between Washington and Colorado.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Interesting, you mean we have a conspiracy on our hands.
Speaker 1 (44:12):
Phenomenal. It also over two thousand switches. It'll be sold
under price. Yeah, I already looked some of them up.
I'm gonna I have a switch by tomorrow. You can
always text us a four four ninety five fifty and
even more so, if you find any cheap switches, we'll
be here for you. It's right here on Rock ninety
five to five. You know what we could use right now?
But some some forty one as we are MERC forty
(44:39):
plus one. That would be a summer forty one.
Speaker 9 (44:43):
Maybe this is.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
Chris Cornell, rest in peace, such a fine man. Yeah, damn,
you know it'd morning Mash. But on Rock ninety five
to five, and it has been a day. Boys, you
would have trouble in Trouble in the nineties.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Oh my god, Kurt Cobain, Chris Cornell.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
And something in the water. It would have been me
rippin what what? That's different? Very different.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
Yeah, if you didn't have your twenty twenty five bingo
card out, you definitely heard a love letter going out
to Clark, the mascot for the Chicago Cubs today.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Literally going up on YouTube right now from you missed it.
We should have that on repeat, just like on command.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Just that, just every now and then when you start
talking a little too much crap and we need to
remind you that you did, in fact lose one time.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
I'll admit I lost. I bet you don't lose much though,
because Marius is pretty smart dude, I know that was
just a bad bet.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Well that's now.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
And then you really did catch me. Well I knew
because the second you said, you're like, want to or
you didn't say one to bet, You're like, they'll sweep them.
And I was like, wanta bet because I know we
at least got one. I liked you had like a
fire in your eyes. You're like I got him.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
And then I saw the weakness in Maris's eyes, and
he was like, damn it, I know what I said,
but I can't back down.
Speaker 1 (46:20):
Can we change.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Like this?
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Can we keep bets going on here long? This is
great because I'm having a wonderful time watching.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Oh no, no, no, no. What if Maria came up
with oh you know what, never mind, no no, no, no,
go on, Maris and I bet and you come up
with the steaks. Wonderful.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yes, you are all crowd source, all crowd source work.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
That's fine. Okay, he says, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Have to get in on bets as well, my dear,
I have to. Yes, you have to participate. You just
can't be the dommy mommy on the side of both
of us.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
First of all, yes, I can, obviously, But the second
of all, I will do that. I am open to participating.
Is it fun though, because like we kind of know
that I don't know sports, okay, Oh, oh.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
My gosh. I have to think of so many things.
I've never seen a light bulb go off so brightly
in somebody's head.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
I'm gonna go home and smoke a bunch of weed
and come up with a bunch of ideas and things
we can bet on.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
We can bet on how much weed I'll smoke. I
win either way.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Speaking of bets, Maris is love letter to Clark, the
Cubs mascot is now on YouTube officially at morning. Is
it going on Instagram later? It will be yes. I
can't wait. It's probably TikTok too. You know, let's just
get it out there. I think the world deserves to
see it, right, Maris, I mean he did wear his
Cubs hat. I agree.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Oh, A proud love letter to the Cubs.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
This is wonderful. Clark hit me back sometimes.
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