May 6, 2025 • 48 mins
This morning on The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re hitting you with everything from AI takeover talk to the latest in dating disasters.
We break down what you NEED to know about the upcoming Real ID deadline, plus listeners sound off in our AC/DC Talkback Playback as the countdown to Soldier Field continues.
We also recap the Kentucky Derby with Maria, featuring winners, losers, and the most outrageous hats.
In Nerd News, we go full science-nerd, and the Rock Report covers Sharon Osbourne’s Iron Maiden beef, Metallica’s Vegas ambitions, and the 18-day AC/DC countdown.
As always, we wrap with Bad News Bears — where the criminals are dumb and the stories are dumber.
We break down what you NEED to know about the upcoming Real ID deadline, plus listeners sound off in our AC/DC Talkback Playback as the countdown to Soldier Field continues.
We also recap the Kentucky Derby with Maria, featuring winners, losers, and the most outrageous hats.
In Nerd News, we go full science-nerd, and the Rock Report covers Sharon Osbourne’s Iron Maiden beef, Metallica’s Vegas ambitions, and the 18-day AC/DC countdown.
As always, we wrap with Bad News Bears — where the criminals are dumb and the stories are dumber.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Radio show, radio show, radio show, radio show. There it
is all right, Yeah, points to mares.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, we're starting on great foot.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
MIC's are on.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We got there. It's a lack of radio show box.
This is mooring mosh.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
But my name is Maria Palmer, Marius, I'm Michael. Now
that our MIC's are on, we get to hang out
with you, dear listener.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, and you are the most important part of this truth.
And don't forget that ever.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Cree tickets today, Yes, you deserve them, and ac.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
DC if you hit us in the talk back on
the iHeartRadio app. I love this talkback. We got a
lot of interesting messages yesterday.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
It's awesome. Some for a C d C. Some just
stream of consciousness, which we love.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We want to hear from you, but if you want
us to play it back, you gotta keep it clean. Yep.
That's the only.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Thing going here.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Some dirty ones, a lot of them came through and
it was just kind of like, I can't play that.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
We can play. We still hear them.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'll do it. I'll do send it to me and
send it to me. I'll have something for you to listen.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We'll work we'll work through it.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
So the way you do the talk back is you
download the iHeartRadio app. And now there's a feature in
the top right corner. It's a little microphone, a little
circle red microphone. You push it and it's basically like
a walkae talkie right here into the studio. I'm sorry,
what hawky talkie?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Very and you got to give it over at the end,
so over.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Please please give it over at the end.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
So this is why I really want ac DC tickets.
Blah blah blah over like Adeca. Yeah, a lots of
other stuff today too. We're gonna tell you how to
pick better people to date.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Also, we didn't get to touch on it yesterday. It's
a very special time in horse.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Girl World, Boys, Force Girl Summer Horsels.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's upon us. We're done to the Kentucky Derby hats.
Over the weekend, we're gonna touch on that and get into.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
The Triple Crown with you. Coming up on Rocket ninety
five five.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Now w c H Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh yikes, let's see if I can remember this from
an hour ago. I wasn't ready.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
How were you not right?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I bet the weather report is going to be as
accurate as ever.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I'm actually really excited now that I'm remembering it is
gonna be. First of all, it's gonna be nice today.
It's gonna start out a little cloudy.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Do you not know what the weather is right now?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
The one there's on TV right now, Let's go with
this forecast. Highs today seventy two on the lake front,
sixty niney Gary, Indiana, seventy four and midway and seventy four.
Oh hair wa kegan looking pretty warm. Seventy four today too.
Where else we got Lasal Morris Rockford shout out, shout
out to the ice hogs by the way. No, but listen, Maria,
(02:50):
you mentioned this yesterday after tomorrow where it's gonna be
kind of cloudy. Today's gonna be prett nice tomorrow, little
cloudy after that, it is like sunshine through the weekend.
High seventies, low eighties. I think when I yelled at
the sky yesterday and the weather report, it all changed.
You're right, God went in and just did a little repaint.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It was you, Michael.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It must it must be all your Riz. You seduced
mother nature. You got into warm up.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I got weather Riz.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, okay, there it went.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
There, it went No, I liked it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh yeah, say weather Riz.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Again, Weather Riz.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Okay, can we get that captured and then put it
on all of his dating profiles just to warn women out.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What is very good. It's gonna be nice today this afternoon,
gonna beautiful. Kind of nice right now, but yeah, great
updates on.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The real ID as that deadline is coming up tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Not as bad as you think.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But like, just let me set the panic meter very well.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You just triggered a panic attack in to someone right now.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's a very low panic meter, and I'll tell you
why on the other side. On Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, is it weird that it's so light out today?
It feels like it feels like.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
It's lighter earlier today, Like suddenly I keep glancing out
and usually it's like a month ago, its dark outside. Yeah, anyway,
cool stuff. Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock stations for
all fun.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What do you go? Okay, So, if you're worried about
your real ID, take two steps back and listen to
what I am about to say.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The government isn't real, it is indeed real.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Just hold on to the plane's wheel.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But unless you work in a government building or are
traveling after May seventh, and you don't have a passport,
you don't have to stand in four hours of lines. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I saw people on the news today and there they
were interviewing. One Guy's like, I've been out here three
hours and forty five minutes so far. I'm like, just
standing in line. Yeah, if you have your driver's license,
it is still valid.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Why did they issue us a fake ID in the
first place, and now we got to get a real one.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I already stood in line.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
If I'm understanding correctly, the difference is and if if
I'm wrong eight four four nine ninety five fifty completely
let me know I'm wrong. The driver's license, I know
that even if you're right, the driver's license is exactly
that it is a driver's license. I think that let
you know where you live. Ideal ID confirms that you
(05:21):
are an American citizen seems redundant.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
That's a little star you have one on my I
still have my Colorado already, don't tell anybody. And there's
a little star in the top corner. So I think
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, I got a star on mine too, and I
believe you've got yours.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I I thought it was because I am the star.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You are the whole time. She's like, wow, look at
my idea. You are a star.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Guys, anybody else they told.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Me, Yeah, I did this four years ago when they
first announced that this was going to be a thing.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, so you very well might have a real ID.
Remember we were in the studio and I was like,
I wonder if I have one, and I like looked
it up and I was like, oh crap, I don't
even have to go to the DMA.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Actually, you make a very valid point check check your
ID before you go to get your real ID. But
also if you're traveling and you have a passport, rely
on that. Now you can still go to the airport
with a non real ID, but plan on adding a
significant amount of time to your travels because of that.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah, they're going to like double check all your stuff
to make sure you're who you say you are, etcetera,
all of them. What does that entail just a little
extra screening? Problem is is that line gets along.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Extra screening, extra questions and all of those things.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
But yes, sounds like it. You know, what if you
made if you've made a little thing where everybody had
to get a new ID. You could just charge everyone
for another ID and the government could make more money.
What an idea. No, I don't think do we really
need I don't know the star on the ID.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Both of you to assume we know how things are
run in the morning. We're trying to teach people not
to throw elbows here systems of government.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Lastly, very quickly, if you are going to get a
real ID and you need to get that, make sure
you have the proper documents and you go something that
proves your date of birth, birth certificate or a passport,
your Social Security.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Card to picture from Chuck E.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Cheese.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
No, no, that is not going to be bad certificates.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You're also going to need two separate forms to prove
what your residence address is and then something that has
your written signature. So just be prepared so that you
can make this a hasty trip when you do inevitably
end up at the DMV. I hate the DMV.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I know this is gotta be an easier way.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Just for here's the Oh, here's what I say. Your
biggest thing. You may already have a real ID, so
check your ID. Check for the little star with the
circle around it. If you got it, you're good to go.
In Illinois it is a yellow gold star.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
My biggest thing is my apathy.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It is the morning mashpit on Rock in ninety five five.
Don't forget today, funds it ahead. We have those creed
tickets available for you to win after eight Maria.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The scientists are bold.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh no, AI advancing at rapid rates technology everywhere. But
we asked the question on Rock ninety five to five,
what happens if this technology gets turned against us? And
what seems now in inevitable human versus.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Robot Wall, it was from the front of the Inevitable
human Robot.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Wall in a Chinese factory, a humanoid robot went wild
and attacked workers.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Seen in creepy CCTV footage.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah awesome, everybody put the corn song to it. It
starts going crazy, and the caption was when he first
heard corn first, I.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Am so glad our apocalypse is gonna have a good soundtrack.
The robot, held by a small crane, suddenly started swinging
its arms fast and hard like it was angry.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Well, its head was still attached, so it's like on
one of those things, you know how they lift an
engine out of a car. Yeah, it basically was attached
like that at the head, so it starts like swinging,
but it's still attached and it's basically like washing essentially. Yeah,
it was scary.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm glad it was attached to something because it could
have got worse. That's what.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
At one point, Oh, the robot even tried to walk
forward as freaking free. Oh no, not in the cool
Freddie Mercury way, either in the bad, bad way.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
The incident blamed on a coating error coding.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Seven people die in the future.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Right, Yeah, do we know what the task of robot
was that he just kind of wild out?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
He was still really basic looking, like it wasn't like
you know the Tesla ones that are like put together.
It was like the skeleton of a robot. But it
just starts throwing arms and elbows. And the people who
were there, the humans who were they were like backing
up like holy crap, Like they looked surprised.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, it's just a weird coating error. Oh yeah, that's it,
Like what what went wrong? Where the error was? Okay,
so if this doesn't go exactly according to plan it's
going to be a violent robot. Maybe that shouldn't be
where our mistake threshold is.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh, okay, coding era, you get one coding air.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Next thing, you know, you get an emotional robot who
has a little bit of a coding error, but it's
President of the United States. And then it sets off
the nukes and that when the inevitable human versus robot war.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war pod gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Be at the Bottom Lounge on Sunday, six pm, Rock
ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Marris, what do you got? But I got some tips
to help you tidy up your finances? And you know
it's not gonna take long either. They say about ten minutes.
But it depends on how deep you go into some
of these things. Thank God, I need the help. One
of the big things that I haven't done, ask yourself
from provider for a better rate.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Interesting. I've thought about this, and my ADHD kicks in.
I get distracted and I never call them. But yes,
that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yes, cricket go lower.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
You know what, that's not a horrible idea to get
on one of those plans. How much do you pay
a month? I can tell you that right now. I
pay like one seventy a month. Oh, I am not
paying that for one line. It's just unlimited, unlimited everything
anything I want anything. Is that too much?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah? Yeah, it's a lot twenty for two lines. Yeah,
and it's unlimited everything. And I've got other purchase.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I am paying eighty two dollars.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I got a cricket this thing.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, making cricket sounds yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Download grocery store apps now and I will attest to
this because shout out jewel Osco. I don't know what
weekend it was, but I went in and I started
clipping the little coupons they have for all the items,
and there was a forty dollars off over this threshold.
I think you had to spend like seventy five dollars
and you got forty off. So I just went Ham
damn man. They are always sneaky coupons in those apps.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
My mom used to keep on like crazy, but she
was cutting. Remember back in the day, they were on
pin paper.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I like to go ham too and spiral.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yep, thank you, You're welcome. If you have credit card debt.
Look and see if you have a card that has
low entrance transfer rates. So if you have a card
that has little to nothing on it and you have
another card that has a lot more on it, transfer
it'll be a low rate for a fixed amount of time,
and then you can take your time to pay that off.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I have done hopscotch with my credit cards so that
I can pay them down over time without taking too
much of a pane. Someone's responsible in this room. Yeah,
it helped me out a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'm not going to do it. You want to know why?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Why?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Because I'm going to lose track of one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh no, No, you set up auto pay and you
make sure that minimum hits and when you got a
little bit extra, you top off on that too.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yes, I got one credit card and that's it. I
don't want more. I don't trust No.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Actually I have two accidentally, because I have a mattress firm.
One a mattress and then I thought that you could
just use that credit card for anything. You can only
use it for mattresses. Bad news.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I only get one mattress.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And then lastly shopped for cheaper auto insurance. I think
if you just shop around on a regular basis and
see what's out there. You can find better deals for
what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You know, it would be good for my finances.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
What's that to make like about one percent of the
average CEO in America?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You know, just like a fraction.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
We could split it and still be rich maybe.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
And I'm just throwing darts at the wall here, m h.
People could consider like one less yacht.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, so we could, like, I don't know, Liz, you're
telling me that band is comprised of big cats that
are hard of hearing def Leppard on in the morning, Mosh.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I like that. Yeah, I like that one a lot.
That was good.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Little contests we got going on, we happen to have
access to sold out a CDC tickets at Soldier Field.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And we want to we like doing interesting stuff. We
want to give you ways to talk to us on
a regular basis, which is the talkback feature on the
iHeartRadio app. It is essentially, as Michael calls it, a
walkie talk talkie. Can get in touch with us and
say whatever is at the top of your mind, and
God bless you because you delivered. I got a few
(14:08):
here let's get to the first one.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Hey, y'all got some of the kids Bop tickets? My
kids sometimes they eat right, so I got to them.
Make sure I gets the tickets that allows me to
pop them kids over.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I love the talk's amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well, so many levels of incredible there.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
And if you're wondering what it is, you download the
iHeartRadio app. In the top right corner of the app,
there's a little microphone. You just push that record as
a message message and it sends right in here.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Please end it with overdy.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
And here's number two.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Good morning boys, Good morning Maria.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I hope you guys are.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
Having a phenomenal day on this is it? Is it
Tuesday or is it Wednesday? I forget, I completely forget.
I'm my I'm already lost in this week.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Oliver, I like that it never went anywhere. It's just
like that'll do so. Yes, these are great.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
These are two valid entries for well, actually not valid
because for the ac DC tickets specifically, we want you
to tell us why you want the a c DC
tickets for the sold out show at Soldier Field later
this month.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It also keeps sending up please. I love the stream
of consciousness. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yes, we want to hear from you on the talk.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Back Green tickets coming up. It's fun to the head
on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It is horse Girls season. We are in the triple Crown, Baby,
off to the Rising. The track was winning slapping at Churchill.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Downs on Saturday, and the pre race favorite to win
was Journalism with three to one odds, but it was
Sovereignty with odds of seven to one, who finished first,
edging Journalism by one edge lengths.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh wow, what I said?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
And it is all technically correct terminology.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
So the next they have the Preakness Sticks that's in
two weeks. That bad boys in Maryland my hometown. So
I'm in horses. Hmm, it's gotta be a good time.
Grab him and Julip and a fancy hat.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I haven't seen you this excited horses since she got
a lightsaber.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, it's either horse Girl or Star Wars and be both.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, I'm weird.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
You could ride a horse and wheel the slight saber.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah basically what, I'm sure you just grew up with
no friends.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Who's got horses? College fifty you got to go always
out like you got to go in the middle of
suburbia because there's actually little signs where they'll have like
the horse the equestrian right, yes, is going up and down?
The jockey cool.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yes, jockeys are the word a're looking for. Thank you,
or as I like to call them, my people.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
You're small, we are mighty, and we will tame beasts.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
It's the hell of a community service.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That's right. I love things we're going to learn today.
A four million dollar Lambeau yacht sink. I've heard about
this well in Miami during F one weekend and.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Michael, yeah, I know why. It's amazing why.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
All thirty bikini clad influencers were rescued safely the boat.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Michael rescue them.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
The boat was only supposed to hold like six people,
and so they just piled on these hot chicks and
the boat.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You a camera catches a bull riding a scooter. This
all happened in India. Bull wandering the streets, found a
park scooter and then propped its legs on the scooter
and started going down the street.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Now, when we say scooter, do I mean like a
Vespa kind of deal, or like a scooter, like a
line scooter.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I want to say, it's like a Lime Divvy scooter.
I'm looking at them.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Get all the hooves on that thing.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It was a lot. Spectators were watching from a safe
distance until the uh these until the bull dump said
scooter a wrap. A woman found alive after being missing
for sixty two years. Oh my god. She went on
(19:05):
a camping trip and apparently took a bus to Indianapolis,
where she was last seen, and due to a cold case,
they found her living alive and well in Wisconsin.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Mom.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, she says, she went camping back in the day.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sometimes you just see some space, as.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
She needed sixty two years of space. Yeah, welcome back
to the world, girl. I'm going to mess this up,
but I'm going to try my best. Ata Aqua Rid's
meteor shower is going to be hitting the skies this
week and through the rest of the month. And this
is all coming off the tale of Haley's comment that
(19:46):
circles around. So if you have time and are a
week unlike us, you can catch a meteor shower. Now
through May twenty.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
It's gonna be sunny like other than tomorrow, like the
rest of the week through the weekend's gonna be a
nice time to get outside.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, if you're a space per watching meteors shower, no disgusting.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Now you tried it.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
And a Kentucky boy orders thirty cases of lollipops while
playing on his mom's phone, which is a good reminder
for parents to lock your phones outside of the games
that your kids love to play.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Or the YouTube that they scroll.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Endlessly down in the game he was playing.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh, he did h the a case of lollipops.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
It was one hundred and thirty dollars times at by thirty.
You do some quick maths. That's a very upset parent.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
She had to fight in dispute to get a refund.
But Amazon did work with her on getting her refund
and they are now going to donate the suckers to charity.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
And that order now button's pretty easy to hit.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Oh, it's really easy.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
They make it really easy to spend money.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
But luckily Amazon could work with them. Our Lord and
Savior Bezos.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I was going to say, you say, Lord and Saviors
were getting ready to go into the Pope tooke, I
said what I said, all right, well done, that's popetoke.
That's what we call a transition here on Rock ninety
five to five. It is the morning mast on Rock
in ninety five to five, and we are one day
from this being official, one day away.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I got the smoker ready, dude, that's hilarious that a
holy brisket would be incredible.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh my god, can you imagine, like just throw some
meat on there if you're smoking anyway? Anyway, So I
may seventh, cardinals around the world will convene in what's
known as a concave to elect the next pope. Has
that happens, black smoke will em and a signaling that
a pope has not yet been selected.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Until the day when one is selected, white smoke will emanate.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
We are impatient. We started ahead on Rock ninety five
to five with the booptoke.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
So I can't vote, but we want to make our
call now.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, we've got our front.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Runners exactly and we want there is that one to you,
dear listeners, that you can to make an informed opinion.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
You're the resident Catholic on the show. Yes, why is
it so secretive? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
God?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
God knows everything? Though you can't you can't. Well, they said,
like around the where they're doing it. I don't know
the little building they do it in or whatever. They're
blocking all the cell phone signals in the area, so
nobody can like listen in, nobody can sort.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Of hack into the security.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Why is it such a I mean, holy, it's a
religious thing. Yeah, okay, so I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, yeah, exactly, I mean kind of.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That's sort of like the deal with faith and religion, right, like,
it doesn't necessarily always have a logical explanation. It's more
of the like just community sense of we're going to
treat this with the utmost respect and interesting, that's a deal.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, I just wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, I was gonna say, let's hit on our picks
really quick.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
What you can't hit on them? Celibacy thing, okay, god
on horses getting ridiculous too.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
With Cardinal Turks and the funk guitarist.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I love a guitarist.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yes, he went secretly been awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
She just comes out.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
He's like, Mike, you who you got?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Cardinal Peter but Peter bat Peter Battista pizza ball, six
year old Frenchman sorry, Italian man and the Latin patriarch
of Jerusalem.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I don't know if it is offensive. I feel a
little off.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Here. Bautista Pizza Ba.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
We've been doing this bit for about seven days. There
was a bit of a reflection on my computer show.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Maybe this whole bit is a little reverend, you know.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Maybe then, as we know, my pick is Michael Charity
Society of Jesus. I love a Jesuit. We just had
a Jesuit pope that went great to another one. And
here's the issue of dear listeners.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I've been saying.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Part of the reason I like Michael Cherney because he's
seventy eight. I want to do this again in a
couple of years.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I have for you, dear listener, your candidate today, Do
you have one better? Angelo's Scola. He is eighty three
years old. Hell yeah, baby, he's so.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Old he can't even actually vote in this conclave because
you're not allowed to vote when you're over eighty.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
Woow.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
He's going in any way.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
He actually they thought he was going to be the
last pope, but Francis got chosen and so he coined
this phrase. Popes who enter a conclave often emerge as cardinals.
In other words, if you think you're going to go
in there and get chosen. You're probably not.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
So let's see if we have chosen a pope show him.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Oh oh jeez, does that hurt?
Speaker 5 (24:48):
It's not like great?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, my lungs aren't getting a massage.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Okay, Black Smoke, no.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Pope sponsored by Holy Smoke Sausage Company. You don't get
your meat from downstairs.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Self esteem, not in this economy. Whole morning mosh bit.
I'm rocking ninety five to five when we got boys
sort yay, Chicago Cubs.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
What do you think I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Say, Maria?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
They won again? I know, go Cubs go? Where's my song?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
And I have it? You want the Cubs?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I need it. I've been singing it so much lightly
It's just stuck in my head.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
The Cubs defeated the San Francisco Giants nine to do
at Wrigley Field last night. Ian Half homered when drove
in three runs. Carson Kelly hit a lead off homer
in the sixth inning, sparking a five run rally. I
say off five run rally. So a lot of good
Cubs news, but a little bad Cubs news. Showta has
been put on the fifteen day injured list.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Hopefully temporary and it doesn't go any longer.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Seemed like it was something to do with a hamstring
something like that, but nothing's super serious.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yes, Maria, two things. One Wow, Cubs versus Giants. That's
a real day everything. Gollias situation right there, darn right in.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Other bad Cubs news, This porridge is too hot.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
The White Sox. Anybody want to guess what happened with
the White Sox yesterday? Can I go back to the
just regular baseball song?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Okay? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Do you have any sad me? I'm just kidding. I
love you White Talks fans and just i'd imagine would
suck to be a White Sox fan because they can't
win a freaking game. Is a little bit more just disappointing.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay, the White he lose.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
One in the dryer and then you can't find the
other and you don't any more of the socks.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
White Sox lost three nothing to the Kansas City Royals.
Rookie pitcher Shane Smith allowed two runs over five innings
and struck out five people, but the offense was shut
out well.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Also yesterday, a very freak accident play the left fielder
for the Cincinnati Reds on his fourth game up. I
want to catch a.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Fly ball, like his fourth game in the majors.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That sucks stage left or house left, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Left field, I can't.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
He's going to catch the ball on a fly, So
he's running left field to.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Fly and he just crashes into the foul line.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Okay, here's the audio from him.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Quarter back in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Deals the pitch that also shoots the other way toward
the catch made by Counahander wasn't made and he.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Is in some pain.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I didn't realize we could hear the crash. A.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, this is gonna cover.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
So you know the padding that's on the outside of
the fences. He just ran straight into it. But if
you're running full speed, that padding is gonna still screen.
So he broke his wrist and is in audible pain.
But the ball is sitting right next to him. It
didn't roll anywhere else, and he didn't do them anywhere,
and they just it was inside the park on run. Wow,
(27:56):
that's okay. I gonna see that video.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You do yourself. And he still lost points.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And on day four of your major league career.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, they get paid anyway.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah, he'll get it, Okay, so he's yeah, I mean
that sucks, but yeah, yes.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
And speaking of losing, the Blackhawks came in number three
on the overall pick for the twenty twenty five NHL Draft.
They really needed number one.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You want to do you want Blackhawks music? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Can you do that?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Go cup gos.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Last night at six o'clock they rolled out the balls
lottery style and the black Hawks secured the number three
overall pick in the twenty twenty five NHL Draft after
the lottery's results were announced. So hopefully they can pull,
you know, a good pick for the team. They ain't
need help.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, they definitely need that.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
How does the lottery work? Do you like scratch off?
And says I give the munchkins?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Yes, Actually that would be a lot more fun. Oh
my god, it's gonna be great this year.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I was gonna say I got three bunch of McCalls
in a row, but then I could not think of
another hockey player name.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Make good chat Maria Kay mccar in Sworm Sports Records.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Now here's a bit only blog there.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah, it is that time. It is that time.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Fun to the head is on deck and we want
you to be a part of it, so you can
win Creed tickets for Day two off the Summer of
ninety nine and Beyond Festival, all going on at Alpine
Valley Music Theater on Saturday, July nineteenth. Do you want
to play a four four ninety five fifty?
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Once you are caller thing, you just gotta pick one
of us to answer trivia questions for you.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
To get it wrong, we get shot with a nerve gun.
And if you want to see how this goes in
the studio, we put a video up yesterday of our
fund ofad guys, want to save some for the game show?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Okay? Yes, Fun to the Head is next on Rock
ninety five five be colored to an eight four four
ninety five fix.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
No Fun to the Head on.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Are we speaking with Jessica? Yes you are, Jessica. Welcome
to Fun to the Head. How are you doing today?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
I agree?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
We're doing fantastic, phenomenal better now that you're here.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yes, yeah, you have the easiest decision right now as
you pick who's going to answer trivia questions for you
and get shot with the nerf gun today.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I gotta go with my girl, Maria. Maris all right,
she's reluctantly giving her gun away.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yes, I only to give up the gun, you know,
all right?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
I'm ready, Michael. Are you ready with questions?
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a whole now, I'm right. Okay,
there we go, easy.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Which nineties fighting game featured characters upper cutting opponents into
pits of spikes and somehow got away with it on
Sega and our machines got it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's like, you better know that because that's the Chicago thing.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I almost said street Fighter for some reason.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Okay, I was searching for the name in my head,
but also I think street Fighter is eighties.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
No, it's all the same, the same time street Fighter
Saga though street Fighter both they both came around around
the same time. But Mortal Kombat is the bloodier one.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
To my mom's chagrin. Yes, we weren't allowed to play
those games, Jessica. We are off to a great start
so far. One for one, yes, question number two, hold on,
got you girls? In spite of him, I want to
make sure I clear that that hole there, which US
State was the last to become a state. Yeah, you
(31:46):
got it. It's very easy today. Hawaii is awesome.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
I've been.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
If you've never been, you got it. Go Jessica, have
you been to Hawaii? I have?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
How you think? Yeah it was awesome. We went to Yeah,
it's incredible. Okay, well two for two? Look at you.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
It hasn't been easy today, hot streak.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
Oh it all.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
No, I'm going to move down a question just because
I like the answer. What creamy spreadable food is made
by slowly grinding roasted nuts? And sounds much dirtier if
you emphasize the second syllable.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What say it again?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
What creamy spreadable food is made by slowly grinding roasted nuts? Oh,
it sounds much dirtier.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
You nut butter?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
You're close, but no cigar?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
What nut butter? Nut butter? Hey god, god, hey god,
hey god.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
What I said like peanut butter is just like you're
not going to give it to me for you're not.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Going to get nuts.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
What I said peanut butter, You just shot me in
the boom.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That last dart just kind of floated over towards you.
It was in an effort to get you to say
nut butter. A few more times, but it was technically incorrect.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Jessica, do you kind of think that that's BS?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yeah, we'll just end the contest now. Thanks for colin, Jessica.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
You can do that to Jessica. She deserves that.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Right.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Is not over yet. We still have two more questions.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I said peanut butter for a question that was nut butter.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Peanut is different than nuts.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
This game is rigged.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
What Nintendo game?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Let you throw bananas, shoot turtle shells, and ruin friendships
in three minutes flat. I like that question, Steve.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Mario Brothers.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Oh it's Mario Kart, not Brothers. That's completely different. Oh
my god, you had us halfway. Oh wow, this is
coming out in the wire now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, your not gonna get because I said.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Mario Brothers, very different game different. The Brothers are in
this game, but they're not. I meant Kart.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Just Oh my god, Jessica. I can't believe they're doing
this to you today.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Do you no, no, no, you're doing this.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Okay, you're going after Jessica.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
You're a victim in this situation.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Michael, did I forget the shooter?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You didn't forget.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
It all comes down to this.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
But are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Oh my god, Mario, technicality is today whatever whatever?
Speaker 5 (34:39):
We can do that because what scientific term describes the
force of attraction between two bodies and also explains why
sucks stick together in the dry?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Static? Electricity?
Speaker 8 (34:51):
You're the way up?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Okay, oh double wasn't just static or just electricity?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I was allowed to have that point today. God, Jessica,
we got through it. But by the skin of our
teeth for no reason.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Let it be known.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
It's all right, It's all right.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
You're going to Creed, Yes, Jessica, you are going to
see Creed at the Summer of ninety nine and Beyond
Festival and three.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Doors Down, seven Dusts, Hinder, Horizon and fuel.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Oh, it's gonna be a great one. Jessica. Who are
you gonna take with you to this amazing show?
Speaker 5 (35:22):
I gotta take my wonderful MANI.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Shout out to Jim. But yeah, how did you get
Mario kart roll to Mario cart It's just a slip, Unfortunately,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I wake up at three am every day.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yes, hey, Michael, do you wake up at three am?
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
We got it.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Michael has it literally right? In front of him.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Oh, I would have got that one.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Now explain why I didn't get peanut butter. Correct. That
is the most OBEs thing I've ever heard in my life.
Once again of him held to.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
An unreasonable standard on the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, there we go. Please stop talking. We hashed move
along because one, I want to get Jessica these tickets.
In two we got to tell everybody else how to
get these tickets at livenation dot com.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
And three, Rocky the Rooster is.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
On the way with another keyword so you can win
one thousand dollars. Oh, it wasn't cocked, It wasn't ready.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Rock so close, I had to move my microphone.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Dear listener, I'll have you know that Marris tells us
a full minute before we talk to you.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
It gives us thirty seconds before we talk to you.
And sure enough, me and Michael.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Are always yapping right down to the second, literally the second.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
But I will say I moved my microphone beforehand.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
You don't won't happen again?
Speaker 10 (36:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Well, well later today, have you.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Ever seen two cats with ad D You're trying to
tell them, and you know they don't speak English. You're
trying to tell them something that is the morning mosh pitch.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I've only met conson speak English.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh really, okay, good for you.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
They all know.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's good all the way. In ninety five minutes commercial
free music because we love you.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Also textas I'm that simple nine o'clock hour, text us
hey four four fifty, I get excited.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Anything else would like to share?
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Michael bad Newspayer's coming up at nine o'clock hour.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
You've just heard comfortably numb. Now get ready for some
comfortably dumb. It's the morning mash bit on rock in
ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I don't appreciate that, not compliment, because I'm trying to
help you all right now with ways to stop picking
the wrong people to date.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Oh well that implies that they are correct people to
date out there.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Well, that's why I'm going to help you here. Please
help start with healing yourself first. Demons from the past
can find sneak and subtle ways to screw with you
in your present and future.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, it's called keeping life interesting.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
See, you're going to be absorbing all of this. I'm absorbing.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Why Why would I heal myself when I can project
every insecurity I've ever had onto my partner and blame
them for it.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
What do you want? This is a very big question
because you need to know what you're looking for in
the next person that you date.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Rich, right, No, not him, someone who's rich.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah, it does feel like Ryan causing what do you want?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Very much? So, uh, change up how you choose. Now,
if you've been going through the apps, you might want
to try to meet some people in person, get some
recommendations from some friends.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
I'm going to pretty up some options.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
At a bar in Wrigleyville there was a ring delay.
I went in, had a beer and she started talking
to me. I was like, Wow, this is a normal thing.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
So you had a positive raindewer experience. It can happen
in Wrigleyville. That's amazing. What No.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
I was sitting at a bar and I was like, Hey,
talk to me, I'm bored.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You waved her room and she was like, oh boy,
one of.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
These twenty.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And to that last point, challenge the types that you've
liked in the past. Is this actually functional for what
I need in my life? Hot?
Speaker 5 (39:30):
That's what I've chosen in the past, and it turns
out it's not that functional.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
I seem to be taking a pauper's view of dating.
These dates, what do I need? Do I really need
any of it? I just can't be bothered. What do
I want to do? Go out, go to a party,
have what would have been a really good time, except
for when I get in the car it turns out,
guess what something I said was taken wrong?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
For multiple hours of the night, we.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Just decided to keep this a secret until now, and
now I'm going to hear all about it for the
rest of them night, when I could have just had fun.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I don't know, be single for a while.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I guess relationships are tough, Yeah they are. And then
finally add some purpose to what you're doing. So be
open to new experiences because it could open you up
to a person that you didn't know existed before.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
I don't want any new experiences. I want the same experiences.
I don't want to socialize. I don't want to go
to your family parties the same thing. Oh, we're gonna
go hang out with my friends. Oh that sounds like fun.
You know the Cubs are playing, right, that's also insanity.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
You know what, Michael, I think Maris is right. I
want to be damaged in new and excited. Ways, let's
meet some new people. There's of the world. There of
the world. You're singing it to yourself in the car.
Don't ruin your own carporal karaoke like Michael just did. Anyway,
Mikey baby, what you got.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Sign for rock report, Let's get into it.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I love rocks.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Sandgarden could have some new music coming soon. The final
recordings with Chris Cornell have been in a legal you know,
tugg in legal limbo between Vicky Cornell.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I legal talking. I believe that's when you're hooking up
with a lawyer.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Vicky Cornell and the remaining members of Soundgarden have been
fighting it out for a while, but they are saying
that this would be a gift to Chris and he
would love to have it out, and they are close
to making an agreement.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
And plus it was recorded back when he was alive,
so it's probably just good Soundgarden.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Music, which is awes I'm imagining too.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Queens of the Stone Age are once again teasing their
long awaited historic concert inside the Paris Catacombs, the first
performance ever held in the underground ostuary, containing over six
million remains human Remains originally announced by Josh Homey in
twenty twenty three, the show was delayed due to back
surgery he had to have. But now they're going to
(41:44):
do it, and they're going to record it live and
put it out. The acoustics in there have got to
be amazing. Whatever people start singing like the Remains.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
That's not to say that there's life after death and
you're just a corpse chilling and all of a sudden
someone's shredding right now.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
One Queens of the Stone Age always wanted to see them.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I didn't even know they had drag back then.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
And finally Billy Corgan's Magnificent Others podcast, Stone Temple Pilots
members Dean and Robert shared that they were hesitant to
reunite with Scott Wyland in two thousand and eight due
to the ongoing struggles with addiction. I guess they had
him back to try to get the band together, and
Scott just came in really sick, like he was jones
and off some drugs and stuff. You know what's funny.
What was Scott Wyland's other band, a Velvet Revolver. I
(42:26):
was supposed to see them in Portland, Oregon. One night,
and they played in Seattle the night before, and they
had to cancel the show in Portland because Scott had
locked himself in a hotel room with a whole bunch
of heroin. I think he just constantly struggled and that
kind of makes me sad for him though.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, we've heard this story a few times.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
I do have one other quick one. When Noel and
Liam Gallagher head out on the road, they will be
completely separated for the whole tour. The only ways time
they will see each other is when they are on stage.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
That's really smart.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
They even enter the stage on opposite sides as not
to run into it.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
All.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Those are managers that want to make their.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Money exactly full tour boys, Full tour.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Find everything else you need to know in the rock
world at Rock nine five to five chi dot com.
And to be fair, it's only five stops, right, Yeah,
you can't. They can't make it past five. They got
a whole list of other problems.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
We're not doing two hands yet. I'm the one hand
or home.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Two fighters under you on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station. Now time for the news.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
The corporate shills came to be. They said, we don't
just want to do the news. We want to put
a positive spin on those headlines because we don't want
to get it down on the dumps.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Of course, they offer me no creative helper, extra money,
so I.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Said, yeah, I'll give you a positive spin on those headlines.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Welcome to bad news Bears.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Three dead, four injured after boat capsizes off San Diego.
The Coast Guard has suspended its search for seven missing. Okay,
I'm kept all and kept getting worse.
Speaker 8 (43:59):
It did.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Seventy eight year old missing hiker found dead.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
That's a good life. They got seventy eight old. Maybe
you went out there and.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Thank you, Michael.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
A fiery highway crash in the eastern Kansas kills eight people.
Anything on that one, Michael, we'd like to hear right side.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
They have a good life too.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
How old are they? We don't know. Okay, but you'll
love this one, Michael.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yeah, eighty three year old killed in hit and run
in crosswalk.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
They were doing everything right. You gotta walk faster, and
now they're dead. God, all of this is just bad
news bears.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Oh my goodness, how you feel bad?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I'm okay, I just I figure.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
If I hit eighty, I'm good. It's a solid run. Right,
you're not gonna hit eighty. Oh think you know what's
gonna help everyone hit eighty.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Rocky the Roost.
Speaker 8 (44:55):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, he's got a thousand dollars keyword for you next.
But we're gonna enjoy pro jam before we get there, because.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
One thousand dollars or one band aid at the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Valid and fair, and you'll be alive.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
I was thinking at too, Metallica Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station. Bad time for us to get on
out of here. Before we do, we gotta address these
talk bags. I love this thing.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
First and foremost, I love how quickly everybody has figured
out how to operate the talk bag. Yep, get on
the iHeartRadio app. There is a microphone top right corner
when you go to listen to Rock ninety five to
five or the mark.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Okay, morning Mashpin.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
It's not like it's the name of our show or anyway.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, and we're almost.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
We're almost long morning.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Just hit the microphone and you can send us a
thirty second message. And we have a few to share,
So let's start with the first one.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Good morning, Rock ninety five vibe. I am walkie talking.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
In to enter in.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
For the ac DC tickets.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
I would really love to get these tickets from my
dad through the Chicagoland Ruffer. I can't remember the last
time he's been to a concert.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
So it's been a long time. So please for my dad.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Over yeah, I love her, she says, over yeah, Like
it just gets me right in the tables, as.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
It should it does.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
And by the way, he did my love so.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Breaker ninety five five you got Turners.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
I'm looking to go to ac DC because I've never
seen them before. Over and out.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Love it.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Well, that's how you get into the ACDC contest is
send the talk back.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, we're going through all of them giving them a listen.
And here's another one.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
This is Dawson answering the question of why I am
so excited for this ac DC show because.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I've never been.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
I've listened to their music since i was like nine,
ten years old or something like that, and I've never
been for one of their shows.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
So here, I got a deal.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
If you guys treat me to some ac DC tickets,
I will treat Maria.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
To whatever she wants.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Money is no option.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
It don't matter.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
You know I got you guys, If you guys got me?
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Is that you know that?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
I feel like that's a fair trade over we should
give him.
Speaker 5 (47:25):
The money is no option?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (47:27):
Do you like working here?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
And it's thoroughly illegal.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I get to have whatever I want. That's a dangerous game, to.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
A very dangerous game.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Not everyone's getting out of here with their lives.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
All right, let's get to this last one.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I love you guys all three years, thank you, and
I love.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
And I love my tree.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Cupcakes, tickets, cupcakes, More questions than answer was there over
on that that felt like I woke up in bed
next to that man my cupcakes.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Are we his cupcakes? I hope so? But yes, it
is absolutely just that easy to enter into the contest
to when a C d C tickets with the talk
back on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
Yes, Marise hit the buttons.
Radio show, radio show, radio show, radio show. There it
is all right, Yeah, points to mares.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yeah, we're starting on great foot.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
MIC's are on.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We got there. It's a lack of radio show box.
This is mooring mosh.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
But my name is Maria Palmer, Marius, I'm Michael. Now
that our MIC's are on, we get to hang out
with you, dear listener.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yes, and you are the most important part of this truth.
And don't forget that ever.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Cree tickets today, Yes, you deserve them, and ac.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
DC if you hit us in the talk back on
the iHeartRadio app. I love this talkback. We got a
lot of interesting messages yesterday.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
It's awesome. Some for a C d C. Some just
stream of consciousness, which we love.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
We want to hear from you, but if you want
us to play it back, you gotta keep it clean. Yep.
That's the only.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Thing going here.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Some dirty ones, a lot of them came through and
it was just kind of like, I can't play that.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
We can play. We still hear them.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I'll do it. I'll do send it to me and
send it to me. I'll have something for you to listen.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We'll work we'll work through it.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
So the way you do the talk back is you
download the iHeartRadio app. And now there's a feature in
the top right corner. It's a little microphone, a little
circle red microphone. You push it and it's basically like
a walkae talkie right here into the studio. I'm sorry,
what hawky talkie?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Very and you got to give it over at the end,
so over.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Please please give it over at the end.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
So this is why I really want ac DC tickets.
Blah blah blah over like Adeca. Yeah, a lots of
other stuff today too. We're gonna tell you how to
pick better people to date.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Also, we didn't get to touch on it yesterday. It's
a very special time in horse.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Girl World, Boys, Force Girl Summer Horsels.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
It's upon us. We're done to the Kentucky Derby hats.
Over the weekend, we're gonna touch on that and get into.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
The Triple Crown with you. Coming up on Rocket ninety
five five.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Now w c H Weather with Michael who likes moisture
readings way too much.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Oh yikes, let's see if I can remember this from
an hour ago. I wasn't ready.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
How were you not right?
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I bet the weather report is going to be as
accurate as ever.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
I'm actually really excited now that I'm remembering it is
gonna be. First of all, it's gonna be nice today.
It's gonna start out a little cloudy.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Do you not know what the weather is right now?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
The one there's on TV right now, Let's go with
this forecast. Highs today seventy two on the lake front,
sixty niney Gary, Indiana, seventy four and midway and seventy four.
Oh hair wa kegan looking pretty warm. Seventy four today too.
Where else we got Lasal Morris Rockford shout out, shout
out to the ice hogs by the way. No, but listen, Maria,
(02:50):
you mentioned this yesterday after tomorrow where it's gonna be
kind of cloudy. Today's gonna be prett nice tomorrow, little
cloudy after that, it is like sunshine through the weekend.
High seventies, low eighties. I think when I yelled at
the sky yesterday and the weather report, it all changed.
You're right, God went in and just did a little repaint.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
It was you, Michael.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It must it must be all your Riz. You seduced
mother nature. You got into warm up.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
I got weather Riz.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, okay, there it went.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
There, it went No, I liked it.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh yeah, say weather Riz.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Again, Weather Riz.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Okay, can we get that captured and then put it
on all of his dating profiles just to warn women out.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What is very good. It's gonna be nice today this afternoon,
gonna beautiful. Kind of nice right now, but yeah, great
updates on.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
The real ID as that deadline is coming up tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Not as bad as you think.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But like, just let me set the panic meter very well.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You just triggered a panic attack in to someone right now.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's a very low panic meter, and I'll tell you
why on the other side. On Rock ninety five to five.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes, is it weird that it's so light out today?
It feels like it feels like.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
It's lighter earlier today, Like suddenly I keep glancing out
and usually it's like a month ago, its dark outside. Yeah, anyway,
cool stuff. Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock stations for
all fun.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
What do you go? Okay, So, if you're worried about
your real ID, take two steps back and listen to
what I am about to say.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
The government isn't real, it is indeed real.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Just hold on to the plane's wheel.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But unless you work in a government building or are
traveling after May seventh, and you don't have a passport,
you don't have to stand in four hours of lines. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I saw people on the news today and there they
were interviewing. One Guy's like, I've been out here three
hours and forty five minutes so far. I'm like, just
standing in line. Yeah, if you have your driver's license,
it is still valid.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Why did they issue us a fake ID in the
first place, and now we got to get a real one.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I already stood in line.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
If I'm understanding correctly, the difference is and if if
I'm wrong eight four four nine ninety five fifty completely
let me know I'm wrong. The driver's license, I know
that even if you're right, the driver's license is exactly
that it is a driver's license. I think that let
you know where you live. Ideal ID confirms that you
(05:21):
are an American citizen seems redundant.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
That's a little star you have one on my I
still have my Colorado already, don't tell anybody. And there's
a little star in the top corner. So I think
I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, I got a star on mine too, and I
believe you've got yours.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I I thought it was because I am the star.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You are the whole time. She's like, wow, look at
my idea. You are a star.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Guys, anybody else they told.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Me, Yeah, I did this four years ago when they
first announced that this was going to be a thing.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, so you very well might have a real ID.
Remember we were in the studio and I was like,
I wonder if I have one, and I like looked
it up and I was like, oh crap, I don't
even have to go to the DMA.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Actually, you make a very valid point check check your
ID before you go to get your real ID. But
also if you're traveling and you have a passport, rely
on that. Now you can still go to the airport
with a non real ID, but plan on adding a
significant amount of time to your travels because of that.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah, they're going to like double check all your stuff
to make sure you're who you say you are, etcetera,
all of them. What does that entail just a little
extra screening? Problem is is that line gets along.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Extra screening, extra questions and all of those things.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
But yes, sounds like it. You know, what if you
made if you've made a little thing where everybody had
to get a new ID. You could just charge everyone
for another ID and the government could make more money.
What an idea. No, I don't think do we really
need I don't know the star on the ID.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Both of you to assume we know how things are
run in the morning. We're trying to teach people not
to throw elbows here systems of government.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Lastly, very quickly, if you are going to get a
real ID and you need to get that, make sure
you have the proper documents and you go something that
proves your date of birth, birth certificate or a passport,
your Social Security.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Card to picture from Chuck E.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Cheese.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
No, no, that is not going to be bad certificates.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You're also going to need two separate forms to prove
what your residence address is and then something that has
your written signature. So just be prepared so that you
can make this a hasty trip when you do inevitably
end up at the DMV. I hate the DMV.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
I know this is gotta be an easier way.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Just for here's the Oh, here's what I say. Your
biggest thing. You may already have a real ID, so
check your ID. Check for the little star with the
circle around it. If you got it, you're good to go.
In Illinois it is a yellow gold star.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
My biggest thing is my apathy.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It is the morning mashpit on Rock in ninety five five.
Don't forget today, funds it ahead. We have those creed
tickets available for you to win after eight Maria.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
The scientists are bold.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh no, AI advancing at rapid rates technology everywhere. But
we asked the question on Rock ninety five to five,
what happens if this technology gets turned against us? And
what seems now in inevitable human versus.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Robot Wall, it was from the front of the Inevitable
human Robot.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Wall in a Chinese factory, a humanoid robot went wild
and attacked workers.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Seen in creepy CCTV footage.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yeah awesome, everybody put the corn song to it. It
starts going crazy, and the caption was when he first
heard corn first, I.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Am so glad our apocalypse is gonna have a good soundtrack.
The robot, held by a small crane, suddenly started swinging
its arms fast and hard like it was angry.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Well, its head was still attached, so it's like on
one of those things, you know how they lift an
engine out of a car. Yeah, it basically was attached
like that at the head, so it starts like swinging,
but it's still attached and it's basically like washing essentially. Yeah,
it was scary.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm glad it was attached to something because it could
have got worse. That's what.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
At one point, Oh, the robot even tried to walk
forward as freaking free. Oh no, not in the cool
Freddie Mercury way, either in the bad, bad way.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
The incident blamed on a coating error coding.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Seven people die in the future.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Right, Yeah, do we know what the task of robot
was that he just kind of wild out?
Speaker 5 (09:26):
He was still really basic looking, like it wasn't like
you know the Tesla ones that are like put together.
It was like the skeleton of a robot. But it
just starts throwing arms and elbows. And the people who
were there, the humans who were they were like backing
up like holy crap, Like they looked surprised.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, it's just a weird coating error. Oh yeah, that's it,
Like what what went wrong? Where the error was? Okay,
so if this doesn't go exactly according to plan it's
going to be a violent robot. Maybe that shouldn't be
where our mistake threshold is.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh, okay, coding era, you get one coding air.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Next thing, you know, you get an emotional robot who
has a little bit of a coding error, but it's
President of the United States. And then it sets off
the nukes and that when the inevitable human versus robot war.
Speaker 7 (10:14):
This one's news from the front of the inevitable human
robot war pod gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
Be at the Bottom Lounge on Sunday, six pm, Rock
ninety five to five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Marris, what do you got? But I got some tips
to help you tidy up your finances? And you know
it's not gonna take long either. They say about ten minutes.
But it depends on how deep you go into some
of these things. Thank God, I need the help. One
of the big things that I haven't done, ask yourself
from provider for a better rate.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Interesting. I've thought about this, and my ADHD kicks in.
I get distracted and I never call them. But yes,
that's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yes, cricket go lower.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
You know what, that's not a horrible idea to get
on one of those plans. How much do you pay
a month? I can tell you that right now. I
pay like one seventy a month. Oh, I am not
paying that for one line. It's just unlimited, unlimited everything
anything I want anything. Is that too much?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah? Yeah, it's a lot twenty for two lines. Yeah,
and it's unlimited everything. And I've got other purchase.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I am paying eighty two dollars.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I got a cricket this thing.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, making cricket sounds yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Download grocery store apps now and I will attest to
this because shout out jewel Osco. I don't know what
weekend it was, but I went in and I started
clipping the little coupons they have for all the items,
and there was a forty dollars off over this threshold.
I think you had to spend like seventy five dollars
and you got forty off. So I just went Ham
damn man. They are always sneaky coupons in those apps.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
My mom used to keep on like crazy, but she
was cutting. Remember back in the day, they were on
pin paper.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I like to go ham too and spiral.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yep, thank you, You're welcome. If you have credit card debt.
Look and see if you have a card that has
low entrance transfer rates. So if you have a card
that has little to nothing on it and you have
another card that has a lot more on it, transfer
it'll be a low rate for a fixed amount of time,
and then you can take your time to pay that off.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Smart.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
I have done hopscotch with my credit cards so that
I can pay them down over time without taking too
much of a pane. Someone's responsible in this room. Yeah,
it helped me out a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'm not going to do it. You want to know why?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Why?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Because I'm going to lose track of one of them.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Oh no, No, you set up auto pay and you
make sure that minimum hits and when you got a
little bit extra, you top off on that too.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yes, I got one credit card and that's it. I
don't want more. I don't trust No.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Actually I have two accidentally, because I have a mattress firm.
One a mattress and then I thought that you could
just use that credit card for anything. You can only
use it for mattresses. Bad news.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I only get one mattress.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
And then lastly shopped for cheaper auto insurance. I think
if you just shop around on a regular basis and
see what's out there. You can find better deals for
what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You know, it would be good for my finances.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
What's that to make like about one percent of the
average CEO in America?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You know, just like a fraction.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
We could split it and still be rich maybe.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
And I'm just throwing darts at the wall here, m h.
People could consider like one less yacht.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, so we could, like, I don't know, Liz, you're
telling me that band is comprised of big cats that
are hard of hearing def Leppard on in the morning, Mosh.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I like that. Yeah, I like that one a lot.
That was good.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Little contests we got going on, we happen to have
access to sold out a CDC tickets at Soldier Field.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
And we want to we like doing interesting stuff. We
want to give you ways to talk to us on
a regular basis, which is the talkback feature on the
iHeartRadio app. It is essentially, as Michael calls it, a
walkie talk talkie. Can get in touch with us and
say whatever is at the top of your mind, and
God bless you because you delivered. I got a few
(14:08):
here let's get to the first one.
Speaker 7 (14:11):
Hey, y'all got some of the kids Bop tickets? My
kids sometimes they eat right, so I got to them.
Make sure I gets the tickets that allows me to
pop them kids over.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
I love the talk's amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well, so many levels of incredible there.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
And if you're wondering what it is, you download the
iHeartRadio app. In the top right corner of the app,
there's a little microphone. You just push that record as
a message message and it sends right in here.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Please end it with overdy.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
And here's number two.
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Good morning boys, Good morning Maria.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
I hope you guys are.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
Having a phenomenal day on this is it? Is it
Tuesday or is it Wednesday? I forget, I completely forget.
I'm my I'm already lost in this week.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Oliver, I like that it never went anywhere. It's just
like that'll do so. Yes, these are great.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
These are two valid entries for well, actually not valid
because for the ac DC tickets specifically, we want you
to tell us why you want the a c DC
tickets for the sold out show at Soldier Field later
this month.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
It also keeps sending up please. I love the stream
of consciousness. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yes, we want to hear from you on the talk.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Back Green tickets coming up. It's fun to the head
on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's rock station.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It is horse Girls season. We are in the triple Crown, Baby,
off to the Rising. The track was winning slapping at Churchill.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Downs on Saturday, and the pre race favorite to win
was Journalism with three to one odds, but it was
Sovereignty with odds of seven to one, who finished first,
edging Journalism by one edge lengths.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Oh wow, what I said?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
And it is all technically correct terminology.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
So the next they have the Preakness Sticks that's in
two weeks. That bad boys in Maryland my hometown. So
I'm in horses. Hmm, it's gotta be a good time.
Grab him and Julip and a fancy hat.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
I haven't seen you this excited horses since she got
a lightsaber.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah, it's either horse Girl or Star Wars and be both.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, I'm weird.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
You could ride a horse and wheel the slight saber.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah basically what, I'm sure you just grew up with
no friends.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Who's got horses? College fifty you got to go always
out like you got to go in the middle of
suburbia because there's actually little signs where they'll have like
the horse the equestrian right, yes, is going up and down?
The jockey cool.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Yes, jockeys are the word a're looking for. Thank you,
or as I like to call them, my people.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
You're small, we are mighty, and we will tame beasts.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Five ish things you almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
It's the hell of a community service.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
That's right. I love things we're going to learn today.
A four million dollar Lambeau yacht sink. I've heard about
this well in Miami during F one weekend and.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Michael, yeah, I know why. It's amazing why.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
All thirty bikini clad influencers were rescued safely the boat.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Michael rescue them.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
The boat was only supposed to hold like six people,
and so they just piled on these hot chicks and
the boat.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
You a camera catches a bull riding a scooter. This
all happened in India. Bull wandering the streets, found a
park scooter and then propped its legs on the scooter
and started going down the street.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Now, when we say scooter, do I mean like a
Vespa kind of deal, or like a scooter, like a
line scooter.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I want to say, it's like a Lime Divvy scooter.
I'm looking at them.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Get all the hooves on that thing.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
It was a lot. Spectators were watching from a safe
distance until the uh these until the bull dump said
scooter a wrap. A woman found alive after being missing
for sixty two years. Oh my god. She went on
(19:05):
a camping trip and apparently took a bus to Indianapolis,
where she was last seen, and due to a cold case,
they found her living alive and well in Wisconsin.
Speaker 8 (19:18):
Mom.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeah, she says, she went camping back in the day.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Sometimes you just see some space, as.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
She needed sixty two years of space. Yeah, welcome back
to the world, girl. I'm going to mess this up,
but I'm going to try my best. Ata Aqua Rid's
meteor shower is going to be hitting the skies this
week and through the rest of the month. And this
is all coming off the tale of Haley's comment that
(19:46):
circles around. So if you have time and are a
week unlike us, you can catch a meteor shower. Now
through May twenty.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
It's gonna be sunny like other than tomorrow, like the
rest of the week through the weekend's gonna be a
nice time to get outside.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah, if you're a space per watching meteors shower, no disgusting.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Now you tried it.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
And a Kentucky boy orders thirty cases of lollipops while
playing on his mom's phone, which is a good reminder
for parents to lock your phones outside of the games
that your kids love to play.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
Or the YouTube that they scroll.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Endlessly down in the game he was playing.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Oh, he did h the a case of lollipops.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
It was one hundred and thirty dollars times at by thirty.
You do some quick maths. That's a very upset parent.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
She had to fight in dispute to get a refund.
But Amazon did work with her on getting her refund
and they are now going to donate the suckers to charity.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
And that order now button's pretty easy to hit.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Oh, it's really easy.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
They make it really easy to spend money.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
But luckily Amazon could work with them. Our Lord and
Savior Bezos.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I was going to say, you say, Lord and Saviors
were getting ready to go into the Pope tooke, I
said what I said, all right, well done, that's popetoke.
That's what we call a transition here on Rock ninety
five to five. It is the morning mast on Rock
in ninety five to five, and we are one day
from this being official, one day away.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
I got the smoker ready, dude, that's hilarious that a
holy brisket would be incredible.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
Oh my god, can you imagine, like just throw some
meat on there if you're smoking anyway? Anyway, So I
may seventh, cardinals around the world will convene in what's
known as a concave to elect the next pope. Has
that happens, black smoke will em and a signaling that
a pope has not yet been selected.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Until the day when one is selected, white smoke will emanate.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
We are impatient. We started ahead on Rock ninety five
to five with the booptoke.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
So I can't vote, but we want to make our
call now.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yeah, we've got our front.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Runners exactly and we want there is that one to you,
dear listeners, that you can to make an informed opinion.
Speaker 5 (22:05):
You're the resident Catholic on the show. Yes, why is
it so secretive? Who cares?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
God?
Speaker 5 (22:10):
God knows everything? Though you can't you can't. Well, they said,
like around the where they're doing it. I don't know
the little building they do it in or whatever. They're
blocking all the cell phone signals in the area, so
nobody can like listen in, nobody can sort.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Of hack into the security.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
Why is it such a I mean, holy, it's a
religious thing. Yeah, okay, so I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Well, yeah, exactly, I mean kind of.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
That's sort of like the deal with faith and religion, right, like,
it doesn't necessarily always have a logical explanation. It's more
of the like just community sense of we're going to
treat this with the utmost respect and interesting, that's a deal.
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, I just wanted to know.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, I was gonna say, let's hit on our picks
really quick.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
What you can't hit on them? Celibacy thing, okay, god
on horses getting ridiculous too.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
With Cardinal Turks and the funk guitarist.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
I love a guitarist.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yes, he went secretly been awesome.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
She just comes out.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
He's like, Mike, you who you got?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Cardinal Peter but Peter bat Peter Battista pizza ball, six
year old Frenchman sorry, Italian man and the Latin patriarch
of Jerusalem.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I don't know if it is offensive. I feel a
little off.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Here. Bautista Pizza Ba.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
We've been doing this bit for about seven days. There
was a bit of a reflection on my computer show.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Maybe this whole bit is a little reverend, you know.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
Maybe then, as we know, my pick is Michael Charity
Society of Jesus. I love a Jesuit. We just had
a Jesuit pope that went great to another one. And
here's the issue of dear listeners.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
I've been saying.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Part of the reason I like Michael Cherney because he's
seventy eight. I want to do this again in a
couple of years.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I have for you, dear listener, your candidate today, Do
you have one better? Angelo's Scola. He is eighty three
years old. Hell yeah, baby, he's so.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Old he can't even actually vote in this conclave because
you're not allowed to vote when you're over eighty.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
Woow.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
He's going in any way.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
He actually they thought he was going to be the
last pope, but Francis got chosen and so he coined
this phrase. Popes who enter a conclave often emerge as cardinals.
In other words, if you think you're going to go
in there and get chosen. You're probably not.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
So let's see if we have chosen a pope show him.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Oh oh jeez, does that hurt?
Speaker 5 (24:48):
It's not like great?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, my lungs aren't getting a massage.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Okay, Black Smoke, no.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Pope sponsored by Holy Smoke Sausage Company. You don't get
your meat from downstairs.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Self esteem, not in this economy. Whole morning mosh bit.
I'm rocking ninety five to five when we got boys
sort yay, Chicago Cubs.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
What do you think I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Say, Maria?
Speaker 5 (25:19):
They won again? I know, go Cubs go? Where's my song?
Speaker 2 (25:25):
And I have it? You want the Cubs?
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I need it. I've been singing it so much lightly
It's just stuck in my head.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Okay, hold on.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
The Cubs defeated the San Francisco Giants nine to do
at Wrigley Field last night. Ian Half homered when drove
in three runs. Carson Kelly hit a lead off homer
in the sixth inning, sparking a five run rally. I
say off five run rally. So a lot of good
Cubs news, but a little bad Cubs news. Showta has
been put on the fifteen day injured list.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Hopefully temporary and it doesn't go any longer.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Seemed like it was something to do with a hamstring
something like that, but nothing's super serious.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yes, Maria, two things. One Wow, Cubs versus Giants. That's
a real day everything. Gollias situation right there, darn right in.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Other bad Cubs news, This porridge is too hot.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
The White Sox. Anybody want to guess what happened with
the White Sox yesterday? Can I go back to the
just regular baseball song?
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Okay? Thank you?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Do you have any sad me? I'm just kidding. I
love you White Talks fans and just i'd imagine would
suck to be a White Sox fan because they can't
win a freaking game. Is a little bit more just disappointing.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Okay, the White he lose.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
One in the dryer and then you can't find the
other and you don't any more of the socks.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
White Sox lost three nothing to the Kansas City Royals.
Rookie pitcher Shane Smith allowed two runs over five innings
and struck out five people, but the offense was shut
out well.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Also yesterday, a very freak accident play the left fielder
for the Cincinnati Reds on his fourth game up. I
want to catch a.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Fly ball, like his fourth game in the majors.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
That sucks stage left or house left, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Left field, I can't.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
He's going to catch the ball on a fly, So
he's running left field to.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Fly and he just crashes into the foul line.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Okay, here's the audio from him.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Quarter back in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
Deals the pitch that also shoots the other way toward
the catch made by Counahander wasn't made and he.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
Is in some pain.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
I didn't realize we could hear the crash. A.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, this is gonna cover.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
So you know the padding that's on the outside of
the fences. He just ran straight into it. But if
you're running full speed, that padding is gonna still screen.
So he broke his wrist and is in audible pain.
But the ball is sitting right next to him. It
didn't roll anywhere else, and he didn't do them anywhere,
and they just it was inside the park on run. Wow,
(27:56):
that's okay. I gonna see that video.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
You do yourself. And he still lost points.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
And on day four of your major league career.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Yeah, they get paid anyway.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah, he'll get it, Okay, so he's yeah, I mean
that sucks, but yeah, yes.
Speaker 5 (28:10):
And speaking of losing, the Blackhawks came in number three
on the overall pick for the twenty twenty five NHL Draft.
They really needed number one.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
You want to do you want Blackhawks music? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Can you do that?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Go cup gos.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Last night at six o'clock they rolled out the balls
lottery style and the black Hawks secured the number three
overall pick in the twenty twenty five NHL Draft after
the lottery's results were announced. So hopefully they can pull,
you know, a good pick for the team. They ain't
need help.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah, they definitely need that.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
How does the lottery work? Do you like scratch off?
And says I give the munchkins?
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Yes, Actually that would be a lot more fun. Oh
my god, it's gonna be great this year.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
I was gonna say I got three bunch of McCalls
in a row, but then I could not think of
another hockey player name.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Make good chat Maria Kay mccar in Sworm Sports Records.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Now here's a bit only blog there.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Yeah, it is that time. It is that time.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Fun to the head is on deck and we want
you to be a part of it, so you can
win Creed tickets for Day two off the Summer of
ninety nine and Beyond Festival, all going on at Alpine
Valley Music Theater on Saturday, July nineteenth. Do you want
to play a four four ninety five fifty?
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Once you are caller thing, you just gotta pick one
of us to answer trivia questions for you.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
To get it wrong, we get shot with a nerve gun.
And if you want to see how this goes in
the studio, we put a video up yesterday of our
fund ofad guys, want to save some for the game show?
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Okay? Yes, Fun to the Head is next on Rock
ninety five five be colored to an eight four four
ninety five fix.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
No Fun to the Head on.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Are we speaking with Jessica? Yes you are, Jessica. Welcome
to Fun to the Head. How are you doing today?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
I agree?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
We're doing fantastic, phenomenal better now that you're here.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yes, yeah, you have the easiest decision right now as
you pick who's going to answer trivia questions for you
and get shot with the nerf gun today.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
I gotta go with my girl, Maria. Maris all right,
she's reluctantly giving her gun away.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yes, I only to give up the gun, you know,
all right?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
I'm ready, Michael. Are you ready with questions?
Speaker 8 (30:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's a whole now, I'm right. Okay,
there we go, easy.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Which nineties fighting game featured characters upper cutting opponents into
pits of spikes and somehow got away with it on
Sega and our machines got it.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's like, you better know that because that's the Chicago thing.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
I almost said street Fighter for some reason.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Okay, I was searching for the name in my head,
but also I think street Fighter is eighties.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
No, it's all the same, the same time street Fighter
Saga though street Fighter both they both came around around
the same time. But Mortal Kombat is the bloodier one.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
To my mom's chagrin. Yes, we weren't allowed to play
those games, Jessica. We are off to a great start
so far. One for one, yes, question number two, hold on,
got you girls? In spite of him, I want to
make sure I clear that that hole there, which US
State was the last to become a state. Yeah, you
(31:46):
got it. It's very easy today. Hawaii is awesome.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
I've been.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
If you've never been, you got it. Go Jessica, have
you been to Hawaii? I have?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
How you think? Yeah it was awesome. We went to Yeah,
it's incredible. Okay, well two for two? Look at you.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
It hasn't been easy today, hot streak.
Speaker 8 (32:07):
Oh it all.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
No, I'm going to move down a question just because
I like the answer. What creamy spreadable food is made
by slowly grinding roasted nuts? And sounds much dirtier if
you emphasize the second syllable.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
What say it again?
Speaker 5 (32:27):
What creamy spreadable food is made by slowly grinding roasted nuts? Oh,
it sounds much dirtier.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
You nut butter?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
You're close, but no cigar?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
What nut butter? Nut butter? Hey god, god, hey god,
hey god.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
What I said like peanut butter is just like you're
not going to give it to me for you're not.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Going to get nuts.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
What I said peanut butter, You just shot me in
the boom.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
That last dart just kind of floated over towards you.
It was in an effort to get you to say
nut butter. A few more times, but it was technically incorrect.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Jessica, do you kind of think that that's BS?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
Yeah, we'll just end the contest now. Thanks for colin, Jessica.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
You can do that to Jessica. She deserves that.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
Right.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Is not over yet. We still have two more questions.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I said peanut butter for a question that was nut butter.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Peanut is different than nuts.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
This game is rigged.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
What Nintendo game?
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
Let you throw bananas, shoot turtle shells, and ruin friendships
in three minutes flat. I like that question, Steve.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
Mario Brothers.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Oh it's Mario Kart, not Brothers. That's completely different. Oh
my god, you had us halfway. Oh wow, this is
coming out in the wire now. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, your not gonna get because I said.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Mario Brothers, very different game different. The Brothers are in
this game, but they're not. I meant Kart.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Just Oh my god, Jessica. I can't believe they're doing
this to you today.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Do you no, no, no, you're doing this.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Okay, you're going after Jessica.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
You're a victim in this situation.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Michael, did I forget the shooter?
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You didn't forget.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
It all comes down to this.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
But are you kidding?
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Oh my god, Mario, technicality is today whatever whatever?
Speaker 5 (34:39):
We can do that because what scientific term describes the
force of attraction between two bodies and also explains why
sucks stick together in the dry?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Static? Electricity?
Speaker 8 (34:51):
You're the way up?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Okay, oh double wasn't just static or just electricity?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
I was allowed to have that point today. God, Jessica,
we got through it. But by the skin of our
teeth for no reason.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Let it be known.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
It's all right, It's all right.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
You're going to Creed, Yes, Jessica, you are going to
see Creed at the Summer of ninety nine and Beyond
Festival and three.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
Doors Down, seven Dusts, Hinder, Horizon and fuel.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Oh, it's gonna be a great one. Jessica. Who are
you gonna take with you to this amazing show?
Speaker 5 (35:22):
I gotta take my wonderful MANI.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Shout out to Jim. But yeah, how did you get
Mario kart roll to Mario cart It's just a slip, Unfortunately,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
I wake up at three am every day.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Yes, hey, Michael, do you wake up at three am?
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:39):
We got it.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Michael has it literally right? In front of him.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Oh, I would have got that one.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Now explain why I didn't get peanut butter. Correct. That
is the most OBEs thing I've ever heard in my life.
Once again of him held to.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
An unreasonable standard on the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, there we go. Please stop talking. We hashed move
along because one, I want to get Jessica these tickets.
In two we got to tell everybody else how to
get these tickets at livenation dot com.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
And three, Rocky the Rooster is.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
On the way with another keyword so you can win
one thousand dollars. Oh, it wasn't cocked, It wasn't ready.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Rock so close, I had to move my microphone.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
Dear listener, I'll have you know that Marris tells us
a full minute before we talk to you.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
It gives us thirty seconds before we talk to you.
And sure enough, me and Michael.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Are always yapping right down to the second, literally the second.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
But I will say I moved my microphone beforehand.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
You don't won't happen again?
Speaker 10 (36:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Well, well later today, have you.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Ever seen two cats with ad D You're trying to
tell them, and you know they don't speak English. You're
trying to tell them something that is the morning mosh pitch.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
I've only met conson speak English.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh really, okay, good for you.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
They all know.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's good all the way. In ninety five minutes commercial
free music because we love you.
Speaker 5 (37:15):
Also textas I'm that simple nine o'clock hour, text us
hey four four fifty, I get excited.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Anything else would like to share?
Speaker 5 (37:26):
Michael bad Newspayer's coming up at nine o'clock hour.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
You've just heard comfortably numb. Now get ready for some
comfortably dumb. It's the morning mash bit on rock in
ninety five five.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
I don't appreciate that, not compliment, because I'm trying to
help you all right now with ways to stop picking
the wrong people to date.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Oh well that implies that they are correct people to
date out there.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Well, that's why I'm going to help you here. Please
help start with healing yourself first. Demons from the past
can find sneak and subtle ways to screw with you
in your present and future.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Yeah, it's called keeping life interesting.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
See, you're going to be absorbing all of this. I'm absorbing.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Why Why would I heal myself when I can project
every insecurity I've ever had onto my partner and blame
them for it.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
What do you want? This is a very big question
because you need to know what you're looking for in
the next person that you date.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Rich, right, No, not him, someone who's rich.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah, it does feel like Ryan causing what do you want?
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Very much? So, uh, change up how you choose. Now,
if you've been going through the apps, you might want
to try to meet some people in person, get some
recommendations from some friends.
Speaker 5 (38:53):
I'm going to pretty up some options.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
At a bar in Wrigleyville there was a ring delay.
I went in, had a beer and she started talking
to me. I was like, Wow, this is a normal thing.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
So you had a positive raindewer experience. It can happen
in Wrigleyville. That's amazing. What No.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
I was sitting at a bar and I was like, Hey,
talk to me, I'm bored.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
You waved her room and she was like, oh boy,
one of.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
These twenty.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And to that last point, challenge the types that you've
liked in the past. Is this actually functional for what
I need in my life? Hot?
Speaker 5 (39:30):
That's what I've chosen in the past, and it turns
out it's not that functional.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
I seem to be taking a pauper's view of dating.
These dates, what do I need? Do I really need
any of it? I just can't be bothered. What do
I want to do? Go out, go to a party,
have what would have been a really good time, except
for when I get in the car it turns out,
guess what something I said was taken wrong?
Speaker 1 (39:53):
For multiple hours of the night, we.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Just decided to keep this a secret until now, and
now I'm going to hear all about it for the
rest of them night, when I could have just had fun.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
I don't know, be single for a while.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
I guess relationships are tough, Yeah they are. And then
finally add some purpose to what you're doing. So be
open to new experiences because it could open you up
to a person that you didn't know existed before.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
I don't want any new experiences. I want the same experiences.
I don't want to socialize. I don't want to go
to your family parties the same thing. Oh, we're gonna
go hang out with my friends. Oh that sounds like fun.
You know the Cubs are playing, right, that's also insanity.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
You know what, Michael, I think Maris is right. I
want to be damaged in new and excited. Ways, let's
meet some new people. There's of the world. There of
the world. You're singing it to yourself in the car.
Don't ruin your own carporal karaoke like Michael just did. Anyway,
Mikey baby, what you got.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Sign for rock report, Let's get into it.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I love rocks.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Sandgarden could have some new music coming soon. The final
recordings with Chris Cornell have been in a legal you know,
tugg in legal limbo between Vicky Cornell.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I legal talking. I believe that's when you're hooking up
with a lawyer.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Vicky Cornell and the remaining members of Soundgarden have been
fighting it out for a while, but they are saying
that this would be a gift to Chris and he
would love to have it out, and they are close
to making an agreement.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
And plus it was recorded back when he was alive,
so it's probably just good Soundgarden.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Music, which is awes I'm imagining too.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
Queens of the Stone Age are once again teasing their
long awaited historic concert inside the Paris Catacombs, the first
performance ever held in the underground ostuary, containing over six
million remains human Remains originally announced by Josh Homey in
twenty twenty three, the show was delayed due to back
surgery he had to have. But now they're going to
(41:44):
do it, and they're going to record it live and
put it out. The acoustics in there have got to
be amazing. Whatever people start singing like the Remains.
Speaker 4 (41:52):
That's not to say that there's life after death and
you're just a corpse chilling and all of a sudden
someone's shredding right now.
Speaker 5 (41:58):
One Queens of the Stone Age always wanted to see them.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I didn't even know they had drag back then.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
And finally Billy Corgan's Magnificent Others podcast, Stone Temple Pilots
members Dean and Robert shared that they were hesitant to
reunite with Scott Wyland in two thousand and eight due
to the ongoing struggles with addiction. I guess they had
him back to try to get the band together, and
Scott just came in really sick, like he was jones
and off some drugs and stuff. You know what's funny.
What was Scott Wyland's other band, a Velvet Revolver. I
(42:26):
was supposed to see them in Portland, Oregon. One night,
and they played in Seattle the night before, and they
had to cancel the show in Portland because Scott had
locked himself in a hotel room with a whole bunch
of heroin. I think he just constantly struggled and that
kind of makes me sad for him though.
Speaker 4 (42:41):
Yeah, we've heard this story a few times.
Speaker 5 (42:44):
I do have one other quick one. When Noel and
Liam Gallagher head out on the road, they will be
completely separated for the whole tour. The only ways time
they will see each other is when they are on stage.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
That's really smart.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
They even enter the stage on opposite sides as not
to run into it.
Speaker 8 (43:00):
All.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Those are managers that want to make their.
Speaker 4 (43:02):
Money exactly full tour boys, Full tour.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Find everything else you need to know in the rock
world at Rock nine five to five chi dot com.
And to be fair, it's only five stops, right, Yeah,
you can't. They can't make it past five. They got
a whole list of other problems.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
We're not doing two hands yet. I'm the one hand
or home.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Two fighters under you on Rock ninety five five, Chicago's
rock station. Now time for the news.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
The corporate shills came to be. They said, we don't
just want to do the news. We want to put
a positive spin on those headlines because we don't want
to get it down on the dumps.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
Of course, they offer me no creative helper, extra money,
so I.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
Said, yeah, I'll give you a positive spin on those headlines.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
Welcome to bad news Bears.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Three dead, four injured after boat capsizes off San Diego.
The Coast Guard has suspended its search for seven missing. Okay,
I'm kept all and kept getting worse.
Speaker 8 (43:59):
It did.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
Seventy eight year old missing hiker found dead.
Speaker 5 (44:05):
That's a good life. They got seventy eight old. Maybe
you went out there and.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Thank you, Michael.
Speaker 4 (44:13):
A fiery highway crash in the eastern Kansas kills eight people.
Anything on that one, Michael, we'd like to hear right side.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
I got nothing.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (44:23):
They have a good life too.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
How old are they? We don't know. Okay, but you'll
love this one, Michael.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Yeah, eighty three year old killed in hit and run
in crosswalk.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
They were doing everything right. You gotta walk faster, and
now they're dead. God, all of this is just bad
news bears.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Oh my goodness, how you feel bad?
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I'm okay, I just I figure.
Speaker 5 (44:46):
If I hit eighty, I'm good. It's a solid run. Right,
you're not gonna hit eighty. Oh think you know what's
gonna help everyone hit eighty.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Rocky the Roost.
Speaker 8 (44:55):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, he's got a thousand dollars keyword for you next.
But we're gonna enjoy pro jam before we get there, because.
Speaker 4 (45:03):
One thousand dollars or one band aid at the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Valid and fair, and you'll be alive.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
I was thinking at too, Metallica Rock ninety five five,
Chicago's rock station. Bad time for us to get on
out of here. Before we do, we gotta address these
talk bags. I love this thing.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
First and foremost, I love how quickly everybody has figured
out how to operate the talk bag. Yep, get on
the iHeartRadio app. There is a microphone top right corner
when you go to listen to Rock ninety five to
five or the mark.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
Okay, morning Mashpin.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
It's not like it's the name of our show or anyway.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Yeah, and we're almost.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
We're almost long morning.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Just hit the microphone and you can send us a
thirty second message. And we have a few to share,
So let's start with the first one.
Speaker 4 (45:57):
Good morning, Rock ninety five vibe. I am walkie talking.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
In to enter in.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
For the ac DC tickets.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
I would really love to get these tickets from my
dad through the Chicagoland Ruffer. I can't remember the last
time he's been to a concert.
Speaker 5 (46:18):
So it's been a long time. So please for my dad.
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Over yeah, I love her, she says, over yeah, Like
it just gets me right in the tables, as.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
It should it does.
Speaker 5 (46:33):
And by the way, he did my love so.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Breaker ninety five five you got Turners.
Speaker 4 (46:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
I'm looking to go to ac DC because I've never
seen them before. Over and out.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Love it.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
Well, that's how you get into the ACDC contest is
send the talk back.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, we're going through all of them giving them a listen.
And here's another one.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
This is Dawson answering the question of why I am
so excited for this ac DC show because.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
I've never been.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
I've listened to their music since i was like nine,
ten years old or something like that, and I've never
been for one of their shows.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
So here, I got a deal.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
If you guys treat me to some ac DC tickets,
I will treat Maria.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
To whatever she wants.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Money is no option.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
It don't matter.
Speaker 3 (47:17):
You know I got you guys, If you guys got me?
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Is that you know that?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
I feel like that's a fair trade over we should
give him.
Speaker 5 (47:25):
The money is no option?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (47:27):
Do you like working here?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
And it's thoroughly illegal.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I get to have whatever I want. That's a dangerous game, to.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
A very dangerous game.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Not everyone's getting out of here with their lives.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
All right, let's get to this last one.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I love you guys all three years, thank you, and
I love.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
And I love my tree.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
Cupcakes, tickets, cupcakes, More questions than answer was there over
on that that felt like I woke up in bed
next to that man my cupcakes.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Are we his cupcakes? I hope so? But yes, it
is absolutely just that easy to enter into the contest
to when a C d C tickets with the talk
back on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
Yes, Marise hit the buttons.
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