November 3, 2025 • 39 mins
On this episode of The Morning Mosh Pit, we’re bringing chaos and laughs from start to finish.
DND, Fun to the Head, Human vs Robot War, Rock News, Bad News Bears, and SPORTS!!!
+ THE PURGE FINALE
DND, Fun to the Head, Human vs Robot War, Rock News, Bad News Bears, and SPORTS!!!
+ THE PURGE FINALE
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's today.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This has been going all months, the culmination, we could
call it, yeah, the end.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's all wrapping up today. So people say gross things
to her all the time.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
By the way, guys, as.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
A man speaking to men listening, he's still a little better.
Some of these comments are absolutely horrific.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
The gravel road one is the most dramatic said to me. So,
I don't know there are some romeos out there.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't know who wrote that, but yeah, chef's kiss.
There is creativity of discussed as well.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I say, you do have to stop doing the drag
my testicles through glass to hear me fart through a
walkie talking. So that one and so many iterations of it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's not as creative as I think it is today.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah on air, Yeah, we're accepting phone calls for you
to say what you want to say to Maria as
we wrap.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Up the purge today. Yeah, the air. What are the rules?
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Rules are put first and last name on that ish
o your prevenness. Rule number two sair mom's name, she
needs to first or last.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Uh no, you canned.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We don't have to say. Doris O'Neil.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Likes a lot of last names might be the same. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And by the way, after this, this is the culmination.
After this, what happens that no one can comment to you?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You can't say anything.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Well, no, you can comment, you just can't say anything.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Until next purge in a year. Correct interest next October interest.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's a good way to like offset it. But at
the same time, this is a lot of overload for you.
Don't say it's okay, like last day, last day.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
We're going to write down all the words we can't
say to anything. The scars are permanent, be clear. Well,
we'll get it all out today. Yes we will.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, so, yes, we're gonna refresh you all morning. Oh
my god on how the purge works. But be ready,
we're gonna solicten some calls every hour, once an hour.
We're gonna read to have the purge ready to go.
But as as we are getting ready, Michael Weather.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, I got motherfu.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh good. Is this gonna be a good Halloween? Is
it gonna be a bad Halloween?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'll tell you next but you want to I'm crazy,
but I record weather for the whole day, like yeah,
you know, so it runs on the station.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I haven't done that yet. I'm gonna run down the
hallway and be right back with your weather.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Michael says, don't go outside or looking at your window
and ruin the surprise.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Here's weather. Rip it and sick.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, like rip it, like rip your ideas out and
like send them into the studio, or like call us,
because that's what the people can call in and say
their last they're horrible things to you today for one
last time.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Before next week.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Kill them.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, you gotta rip your ideas out of your head
and just stick them right in the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Stuff you've got Perge comments eight four four ninety five
fifty Be ready, Maria, the rules again very quickly.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, first and last name and your mother's name, and
then quickly say your disgustingness.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Efficiency is of the utmost.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Importance, Maris. Yes, do we have Hellsgate haunted mansion tickets?
Not today?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
We don't. Do we have anything that we could hook
somebody up with right now? Just to get the Purge
a roll.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
They get to say, wait a second, I did forget No,
should we started with that? Maybe that's kind of a
fun okay, Michael, I like where your head's okay?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You're gonna get something with the perch today. Oh I
like that in the chainsaw particular.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
By the way, Yeah, not exactly. The demographic whose hands
I want to be putting a chainsaw in it is terrifying.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
This is terrifying that we're doing this. But now it
is tank chainsaw per Friday.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Wow, it's Friday rolls off the town.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So to con to get the chainsaw, you have to
give a purge comment though, oh my god. If you
can't and you just call for the chainsaw is perch.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
This is perch, So perch comments for the chainsaw. Eight
four four ninety five fifty some weather, I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, dude, yesterday it looked like it was gonna be
mostly cloudy. We got sunshine until about noon today and
then partly cloudy through the rest of the afternoon. A
nice day, a high of fifty four, little chilly, but nice.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
At that sunshine on a cloudy day.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Love that I got sunshine on my shoulder. Oh makes
me happy, all right? Eight four four nine fifty.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Perch.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
We're getting started with the perge early eight four four
ninety five to fifty.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Best perch comment is going to get a chain saw.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
That was brighter than I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Sorry, the heavens opened up. Yeah, the heavens are about
to open up. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Rock ninety five five. First and last name please.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Pamela Wilson, Pamela Wilson.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
And what's your mother's name, Carol?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Carol?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
All right, Pamela, daughter of Carol? What do you have
to say?
Speaker 9 (05:15):
What do I have to say that the purses of
violence today?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yes it is Pamela. Thank you so much for calling
lady Rock ninety five five. First and last name please,
Brian Brian Shillo And what's your mom's name, Mary? Mary?
Brian son of Mary. What do you gotta say?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
I hope you stub your toe every day for the
rest of your life, Brian.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
If you understand the person, it's all right, all right,
thanks for calling in. Brian screw YouTube man No. Rock
ninety five five. First and last name please.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Kenny Horn Kenny Horn. And your mother's name.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Jenny Kenny, son of Jenny.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What do you have to say?
Speaker 11 (06:02):
So?
Speaker 10 (06:02):
I would build a house out of your toenail clippings,
just so I can be close to your feet every day.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh, Jenny, Kenny, can you hang on the line for
a second. Thanks Man Rock ninety five to five. First
and last name please, Gail, Gail Markowski and Gail. What
is your mom's name?
Speaker 11 (06:25):
Joanne?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Joe Anne? Okay, Gail, daughter of Joanne? What do you
have to say?
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Did I call?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
And not really today? But thanks for calling in Gail.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Hey, let's go back to Kenny.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Kenny absolutely good, phenomenal work today.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
I had that one in my back pocket I was
waiting for it.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I believe Kenny gets a chain Yes, sir, well you
are all set. You got our first one all on
Purge day too. We will have a second chainsaw later today,
so be sure to listen for your opportunity to not
only purge, but win some things.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
With the Morning Mash Bill.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Travis Barker is released a thirty second hardcore punk solo track.
He did the whole thing himself. It's called dues Paid,
a collaboration with Vans a special old school shoe design
featuring du'ce paid. So you can go get that cool
shoe at Van's. Hear the Travis Barker hardcore song online
and really just wrap yourself back into what I would
call the mid two thousands. Yeah, yeah, vans in Blink's
(07:37):
my childhood.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Glad we're going with mid two thousands. Jesus, I've gone
back further.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
No, we don't want to do early two thousands anyway.
Speaking of wars, another one is just upon us with
all of the technology. They're making so much. They keep
asking if they can. They forget to ask if they
should and will this be turned again? And then inevitable?
Here my advice, says.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Robot who from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You've got an iPhone, mikey, Yeah, I do. This one
doesn't because he's more really superior.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I guess android, baby, you set that one up.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
So, Mike, do you feel like you've been making more
typos on your iPhone? No?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I feel like I feel like it's actually been correcting
like better.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Okay, well, too bad you you are making more dipos, sure, iPhone.
A bug in iOS twenty six is causing iPhone users
to make more type typos than usual. It's their thinking
it's because the keyboard sits closer to the edges of
the display.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Others say it's just touch screen issues.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Apple hasn't publicly said anything about it. But users are
filing feedback with Apple's feedback assistant and being like, hey,
my phone's mixing, messing things up, So.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm not suppo to crack on iPhone right now.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
You can.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
No, I'm fine, I'm good like you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
To be fair, you guys sucked for so long, and
like iPhone was superior, and I've seen what the videos
your phone takes, what your phone can do, and yeah
it's I see the finish line off in the distance
and you're just up behind us.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I want to crack on iPhone more. But I really
want to call out human error on this one because
I have I send a lot of messed up text
messages on a regulars.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yes you do.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And then I see a lot of messed up text
messages and a lot of people have that little note
prompt in their email or outlook.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
It was like, oh, I'm sending this from my phone,
so sorry if it's not looking right, And I'm like, hey, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well they that's a predictable thing, right, So like if
I type two letters, I can just go uh fraction
and then and I can almost get senses just clicking,
so you know, I'm typing less.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, but that's how they get you.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Oh it is, because what they send to your roommate
is you are evil. I don't love you even a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't want you around.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You're probably the worst person I've ever met in my life.
And guess what, I like every other person more than you.
And what you typed was can you clean up after yourself?
And you see, it's the robot's fault that your remain
acted that way because of the typos.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
They're turning us against each other.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
That's only been inevitable.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
First news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot Wall.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Tim?
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Hey, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Hey, oh we work for a second Tim, Hey, Tim,
Welcome to MMP D and D. This is Dungeons and Dragons,
our edition of it. We got you qualified for the
Sticks Flyaway. But before we get there, we got a
little recap from Maria.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Maria, what's going on.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
As the team works on their main mission making the
perfect Chicago hot dog from the best ingredients around Chicago,
and the game got a little tied up in Whole
Foods trying to get onions. This is, of course, after
they got the pickles, and then they turned heel and
went right back to the destroyed Whole Foods. Masonovitch tried
(11:12):
to take control of the situation yesterday by combining detergent
from the soap aisle with the water from the pipes
that burst in all the brine, and instead he tripped
and fell, because that's the kind of person he is.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
God damn it.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Either Or decided to distract the Assistant Flavor Manager by
break dancing. Dude spun on his head. The AFM was
so impressed he just gave him a bag of onions
and thanked him for the performance. And this is where
we find ourselves today, standing in that Whole Foods. Either
(11:45):
or of Tim holding that bag of onions with such pride. Masonovitch,
looking up at him from the ground covered in soap, water, brine,
and the sour dough starter glistening eye, says, I can't
believe we've done it. We may finally get to leave
(12:05):
Whole Foods forever. Marius walks over to either Or of Tim,
slaps him on the back and says, good game, man,
you really thought with your head there.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Nice break dancing.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
But then as either are begins to hide tail it
out of Whole Foods, because, oh my god, the place
is about to collapse.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's a wreck in here.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
The onions begin shaking and then weeping.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
What the onions themselves are the ones shedding tears? What
a role reversal? Hero? Oh those are acid tears.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh my god. Oh now we're all crying.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh god, crying onions. Either or You've got to comfort
these onions. Either or of Tim? How would you like
to comfort the crying onions?
Speaker 12 (12:54):
I think.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Pushing them in a baby swing at the park is
what I got out of that.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Am I close to that? Tim?
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Those little baby swings and just.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Give it a nice little push, and.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
They sold whole section.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It's fine, It's fine, okay. So either or of Tim
looks around and sees some pipes dangling from the ceiling
and grabs a cereal box and puts it between the pipes,
lodges them together to kind of make a makeshift swing,
and pops that bag of onions on top of the swing,
(13:39):
gives it a push.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Let's have a roll. See how that goes?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I hope it goes.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I want to get out of this whole food so
bad seven Sorry, I'm putting someone else in charge of rolling.
This is ridiculous. Okay, So after popping the onions onto
that makeshift swing the bad news about makeshift swings not
OSHA approved cereal box, immediately detach us from the pipes.
(14:08):
Onions fall on floor, begin crying harder these our little
baby onions. The acid tears continue flowing. What will happen next?
We'll find out on Monday.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
This is meet from the floor.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Are we still staying in the Whole foody?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yes, Masonovich, we are still staying in the Whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Tim, thanks for joining us today.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You are a final qualifier for the Sticks Flyaway your
opportunity to go to Las Vegas to see them perform
at the Venetian Theater January twenty third through the thirty first.
Tickets are available at ticketmaster dot com. But Tim, you'll
find out next week if you are that winner. We're
going to be reaching out to let you know all
thanks to our friends.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
From Live Nation.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Let the bodies hit the floor. Indeed, a blessed purge
to you today. Hope we will be giving you more
chances for you to call in say your first and
last name and your mom's name, and then whatever perby
filth that you have to get off your chest last
night meme so that you can leave me alone for
the rest of the year.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
That is not right now. Right now, we are getting
our rocks off though. Rock news is up. Let's go
shout out.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Last night, about two blocks away from where we sit
right now, mister Alice Cooper put into the Radio Hall
of Fame NS for his night show Now Alice Cooper.
It's interesting because like he's a demon on stage, Like
that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He's the sweetest man. Yeah, and he just loves golf.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He was he was taking his word last night and
he was like, you know, I love golf and I
just believe in being good to people.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But he goes a bit on stage, I'm a demon,
and it's like, that's a pretty funny. You guys flip
this switch sometimes.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And we've been talking about Soundgarden a lot because frankly,
they're the biggest induction of the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. Who's singing with them, who's playing with them?
We know now Mike McCready, Jerry Cantrell, Taylor Momson's singing
love It and Jim Carrey will induct them.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah. The headline is Jim Carrey to a duck, Soundgarden
to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and reunite
with Taylor Momson from The Grinch movie.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
So this is this is straight marketing. Yeah, Taylor's doing
a Christmas album. The Grinch is going back in theaters
in December. Marketing are smacking this over the head for
the holiday season and smart on their part to take that.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Stage like that.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Okay, but Jim Carrey was friends with Chris Cornell and
Sound Garden.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I didn't know that ever. Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I literally just googled it as we were speaking right now,
because I was like, Jim Carrey does seem random. The
Taylor Momson tie. It makes sense, but it didn't make
sense for what the event is. Why would they want
to tie into Taylor Momson instead of sound Guarded. I
guess Sound Garden even gave Jim Carrey a guitar at
one point, so like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I want that guitar. Less marketing, but it's there. Yeah,
I mean, it's a rock and roll Hall of Fame
I believe. I'd say for profit events.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
This isn't charity work.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
And if you listen to the Rock Report, we told
you Soundgarden putting out a new album using recorded songs
that Chris Cornell did before he died. Guitarists Kim Thal
tells the Seattle Times quote, it's a way to post
a tribute to our beloved brother, and it means that
much more emotionally and creatively than we don't take that lightly.
So we'll wait for a new sound Garden album, which
I'm really excited.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Wow, that's awesome for all the rock news and the
concert calendar. Just go over to rock nine five five.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
All right, now, guard to business before we get to
the dirty and disgusting. Maybe something to lighten our spirits,
a little something to make us happy. Hush, sure, a
little positive spin on the news headlines.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
This is bad news.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Bears dad confesses to killing children on nine to one
one call Oh.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Come on god, bam, I mean, come on, scooky. Even
the music didn't help that.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
No beloved storecat killed by waimo.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh I gotta have animal sensors on that thing.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, seriously, human versus feline war, robot versus feline war?
Rather stadium worker falls from scoreboards, saw.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That they're down. One on her feet or something.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Teacher shot by a six year old student thought she
was quote on her way to heaven.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
But teachers are, oh my sudn't want her way to heaven.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
A six year old shot the teacher, and the teacher
thought she was going to die.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
She thought she was on.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Her way to heaven. What an optimistic outlook on one's
after life.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
This was so bad.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
That has been bad news there.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And again eight four four ninety five fifty Purge comments,
we got them on the way, and you're gonna get
a chainsaw with those.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Also, be patient. Hang on that line. It takes us
a second answer. The calls, okay, so you soon Rock
ninety five. First and last name please, Casey Mason, Casey Mason,
and your mother's name Casey, Sheila Casey son of Sheila.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What do you have to say with a shovel phenomenal?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Hang on the line, Willie Casey.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Rock ninety five five, first and last.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Name please, Hey, Daniels Dan.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
What is your mother's name? Jane Dan, son of Jean. Oh,
I'm sure your mom knows me. Go ahead, say your
filth like pilt.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I gotta talk about Pilt.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
That's the entire concept of my guy.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh boy.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
All right, well, thank you so much for calling in.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Have a good one.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So the reminder again is when you're calling in, you
gotta say the dirty, perverted thoughts in your head.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
And have it good to go. I'm an efficient perv.
Rock ninety five five. First and last name.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Please, Mike Williams.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Mike, what is your mother's name?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
My mother's name Nina, Nina.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Nina, Nina, Mike's son of Nina Nina. What do you
have to say?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Much? Okay, thank you so much for calling in. Have
a lovely day. Rocket ninety five to five. First and
last name.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Please, Peter and Gilston. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
It was?
Speaker 10 (20:23):
Peter Peter Gilson, g I.
Speaker 11 (20:26):
L S O N.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Peter Gilson.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
And your mother's name Peter Andy O d Y Peter
son of Andy.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What do you have to say?
Speaker 11 (20:33):
Well, it's been a year since I set you a
pet egg and I'm really hoping that you've been using it. Well,
I here time for you to just jump in right now.
Get a shot of my lord in there. I'm here
and dick finger close it up and just stay swallow.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Peter what oh wow? Do you feel better? Did that help?
Speaker 11 (20:57):
It really did? Looking forward to this?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, that's what I want, all right, hang on the line,
will you. Here's a towel, all right, then grab.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Rock ninety five five. First and last name please, John.
Speaker 10 (21:10):
Last name is close k l O T h.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Okay, John clothes. What is your mother's name? What is
what's your mother's name?
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Charlotte?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
And do you know what you're calling for right now?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
John?
Speaker 10 (21:22):
I believe it's also the Purge?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
So okay, you have to do you have a Purge comment?
What's do you have a Purge comment?
Speaker 11 (21:33):
Not at the moment?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
No, Okay, thanks for calling it, man, have thanks.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
John, We appreciate you. I think we need to go
with our.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Guy right here. Peter, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Peter. Hello, Peter,
you've really peered out there. You got yourself a change.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
That one.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Wow. I am sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, but Peter, you got yourself a chainsaw with those
absolutely amazing comments that you had for Purge today. They
were something amazing And we'll be purging next hour as well.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
So no, not that, not like.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
That, like yes, but I just don't coming from you.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
It's especially weird ish things.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Ish, I got somesh for you.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Great news for fans of King of the Hill.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
The fourteenth season as it came back after a little hiatus,
was so big on Hulu and FX they have renewed
it for fifteen, sixteen and seventeen. It racked up a
one point two to one billion viewing minutes on the
streaming platforms and they were very happy to see this
(22:52):
as a lot of people clearly miss King of the Hill.
Kentucky woman opened the package to find a human body part.
What do you think it was, Michael Finger? What do
you think it was? Maria Finger? And an arm?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yes, she was expecting some medicine, but then received an
entire arm which was being sent for science.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh my sod like no medicine, here's a new one.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It was is They were, I don't know what you're
gonna do with an arm for science, but the coroner
did come and get it. They got the arm to
go to the right spot and she did get her medicine.
I don't know if you guys heard about this, but
we're shutting down Penny production.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's good. Oh I heard they were trying to do that.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
It hasn't made sense for years.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
So as such, if you go to McDonald's and paying
cash or either going to round up or round down
won't affect any of your credit card or debit card swipes,
but you might get an extra two cents out of
it or depending on how it goes.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I wonder if they're gonna round up or round down.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
That costs like five cents to make a penny or
something crazy, So what are we doing?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
It was at least two last check in on that
a good business.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
A woman saves the life of her little brother and
a stranger with kidney donation swap. Now, I don't know
if many people know this because of the need for
organs right now, Michael, if I wanted to donate a
kidney to you and we didn't match, they would find
somebody that I matched with and get somebody that matched
with you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So it's a four person exchanges essentially how it works through.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
So if you have wanted to donate a kidney to
help somebody out, still donate. It may go to somebody else,
but it will help the person that needs a kidney
donation get that kidney a.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Lot sooner would Yeah, you're still getting a kidney. Yeah,
I'm well giving donator.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I would argue that you should care and then finally
abandit in Ontario, Canada, stole a refrigerated truck filled with
thirty pallets of whipped cream, value that eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What do you do with all that whip cream? Oh? Okay,
Ozzy he's got a new book out.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
He wrote it in the final year issue of his
life called Last Rites, where he opens up about one
of the darkest moments in his life, a nineteen eighty
nine incident where he nearly killed Sharon Osbourne in a
substance fueled blackout.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Wow, it's weird to me that they just like continued
on with their relationship after that.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well, it is interesting and you think, like, man, what
a thing to be able to like have to get
through or get over a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's a yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
I mean, I know they didn't just carry on. It's
not like they acted like nothing happened. She put her
foot down. I think that they did live apart briefly.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Think there's a number of times I have.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, but I would I think that might be my
out Yeah for me.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Jus, have you heard the story where Ozzie went to
Japan and and he went and got a hooker and
brought her back to the hotel. And Sharon happened to
be there because he went to Japan with shar Sharon
and she was like, what are you doing, althie? Small
details to forget? Yeah, And I guess I could on her.
She must have liked that life. You can't imagine. It
is the purge.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It is a perge. Continue.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh yeah, Final Day, Final Day eight four four nine
five five ninety five fifty. Uh, you got a comment, Maria.
The rule set the standard here.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Okay, So before you tell me your pervy filthy comment
that you definitely have before you call right now, oh
my god, you say your first and your last names,
that you own your filth, and then you say your
mother's names that I can some way wash out your
mouth with soap, at least psychologically.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And then you say your perge comment.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And then what's eight four four nine ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
We're looking for the perche comment, but we do also
have it.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
I guess you couldn't get weigh the chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
He didn't qualify means we can give it way now.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yes, So chainsaw with perge comment eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty five.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
First and last name, please, My name is Joe Linder. Joe.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
What's your mother's name?
Speaker 11 (26:58):
Karen?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
And son of Karen? What is it you have to say?
Speaker 10 (27:01):
There was once a girl called Louise who pew shung
down to her knees. Her crabs got together and nitted
a sweater so in the window her flaps wouldn't freeze.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Oh my god, Joe, beautiful, Hey Joe, Yeah, we loved
your rhyme poetry. We're gonna get you this lovely chaseawlcome,
you are all set, my man? You got the second
chainsaw on perge day. Oh yes, but thank you. And
(27:34):
we do have some more perche treats on the rest
of the show for our last don't we got one
more perch break we got coming up, so be on
the lookout for that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And that rooster you know his name, it's Rocky.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He's on the way right after dancing Now Fun to
the Head on, Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Are we speaking with Nina?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You are no, Nina, Welcome to Fun to the Head.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
We hear you took the day off any particular reason.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Just because I wanted to use a day off and
then I want tickets Yester and got to meet Maria
class yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
This is gonna be insane.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
If you win today, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
I'm like the questions. Sometimes they're easy, sometimes they.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Today we're gonna find out and welcome to Fun to
the Head. This is the tribute game where you answer questions.
We get shot with a nerve, done dart, but if
you need to save, we will Okay, if you need
(28:52):
to say, we will absolutely answer a question for you.
Am I get wrong? We might get it right. We
don't know, but you got to You got to make
your choice. Who do you want to take hostage?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (29:04):
I'm gonna take Michael because I feel like he wants
to be shot with the nerve.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Where does he want to be shot?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Nina?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Where does he want to be shot in the.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, we'll take it, will take it, but my dunk
guard on right now?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Okay? Question number one Nina who played Jack in Titanic.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Wow, Wow, well done, very confident over here.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Okay, okay, Nina, what's the term for three strikes in bowling? Uh?
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Verty shirked bulling is a turkey Wow. When I bowled, I.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Guess it is a great feeling, especially when you don't
bowl that often.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I would not answer to that question.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
I'm I just know people said do wild turkey shot?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh my god, wo turkey? All right, you get this
last one and you got the tickets?
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Nina, Okay, Nina, what instrument does Ringo Star play?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
You know I'm not a Beatles fan, so I'm gonna
go to Michael either he gets the wrong he gets
shut my head on the third one.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I'm gonna save my dunt today. And drums Star was
a drummer for the Beatles.
Speaker 12 (30:34):
You are absolutely on point. You can save your Nina. Well,
don using that save in the right spot.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, I'll give.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You well yeah, but yeah, you you you're on a
hot streak right now. You gots either Anne and Daughtry
tickets are going to be at the Byline Bank Airgon
Ballroom on November sixth.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
And Nina, do you have a concert buddy in mind?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
I think I do. I think he wants to go
to the concerts because I kind of mentioned and I've
been trying up my.
Speaker 13 (31:09):
Ticket for it.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay, well, who are they and we.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Want to go to the Irragan. So this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Thank yeah, Who are they? Who's this person that you're
gonna go with?
Speaker 11 (31:20):
His name is Brendan.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh well, Brendan, Brendan.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Nina's taking you to see Cee there and Daughtry on
November sixth and foreverybody else head on over to ticketmaster
dot com to get your tickets today.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
All thanks to our friends at Live Nation.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Dun't rock ninety five to five? First and last name.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Please, Dave Stevens.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Dave Stevens and your mother's name Laurel, Laurel Dave's.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Son of Laurel. What do you have to say?
Speaker 11 (31:47):
I hope you choke on the product of Michael's last
diuretic enema.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
You mean, what did I do to you?
Speaker 11 (31:59):
Dave?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
All right, thanks for calling in man, hang on on
the line. Will you rock ninety five five? First and
last name please, Chad Sulfurdge and Chad. What's your mother's name?
Speaker 11 (32:14):
Joyce?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, Chad, son of Joyce?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
What do you have to say?
Speaker 13 (32:21):
By all means, I want to paint a winterscape picture
of us dancing in the snow and using both our
Andrew snow.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
It's the concept of mingling. Dan Driff not sitting right
with me. All right, hang on the line. Will you
rock ninety five five? First and last name please, Troy
Kelly and Troy.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
What's your mother's name, Mary.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Troy, son of Mary. On with your filth.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Okay, your ass cheeked are so like the perfect set
of buns. I got the perfect sized dog between the match,
bringing it back.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
To our d and d be.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
I gotta respect it, all right, Hang on the line.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Will you rock ninety five five? First and last name please?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
All right?
Speaker 11 (33:11):
My first and last name is Adam Radowski.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Okay, Adam and your mother's name Tia, Tia Adam son
of Tia.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Go on with your purging.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I just want to say, Maria, I love it when
you talk about c one cleaners, prices and steak and
Shakespeare Hello fries.
Speaker 11 (33:30):
It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Well, thank you, sir, and by the way, corporate shills
note please for salary negotiations.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I'm surprised it took.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I thank you and I agree. Thanks so much for
calling in. Man, have a good one. Rock ninety five five.
First and last name please.
Speaker 13 (33:52):
Matt Williams.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Matt and your mother's name Kim Kim. All right, Matt
son of Kim. What do you have to say?
Speaker 13 (34:00):
Man? All due respectd one opportunity to shrink down. I
would love to live in your socks, man, that's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, you've heard the little old woman who lived in
a show. This guy trying to live in my socks,
blood twist, wasting your weirdly more kids.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I was good. Oh oh oh, you never take them socks. Listen.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
He never specified which socks.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
This special kind of creep.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Okay, well I think that that earns you.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Are you in the Chicago Land area?
Speaker 13 (34:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Same, I think you have earned your tea box tickets.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, man, you're going This Tea Box twenty ninth Annual
is the Twelve Bars of Christmas over in Wrigleyville. They're
kicking things off over at the Cubby Bear and yeah,
got a whole lot.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Of festivities going on throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
They've raised so much money for local You're going to
be a part of it as we wrap up the
purge in great form.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Thank you so much. I feel good. It's my image.
But I'm rock ninety five. That was way too easy.
Crack next time.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, baby, people have been texting all day since bright
and early, like five p thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Let's go to the eighty five seven Happy Halloween. I
forgot my dang you're pods to listen well, deer hunting.
It's so bummed, but I hope you all have a
spooky ass chainsaw Friday. Rock on Dustin from Arkansas. Well, thanks,
Duffson season in Arkansas. You know what, Let those dear
listen to us.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
What do you call people from Arkansas? Arkinsians? Arkins?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I think the world doesn't know to perfectly honest.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, they're just sols, Dustin, let us know.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Let's listen. Yeah that's true.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, Well, good luck with the old deer ok or
whatever from.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Six six three oh? Anyone else think? Michael laughs like
a monkey? Right, wow?
Speaker 10 (36:07):
Are you not one?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
From the eight one to five? It ams to something.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
We're one of the herpes monkeys that just escape it. Thanky,
the Herpes monkey.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Said the pride.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Good morning and Happy Halloween to the baddest and scariest
rock station on the planet. I have a creepy Halloween
joke for you guys. Why don't monsters eat ghosts? Why
is that because they taste like sheet. That's a good joke. Actually,
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Let's head over to the seven seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Been listening to Rock ninety five to five for three
years now after starting work at my dad's shop out
of high school. Love the morning segment every morning Morning Choice,
thank you for answering your phones, and a happy Halloween,
and get star spangled slammered Hurrah.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah that was a lot there, but we appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
And from the five oh three, I know the five
oh three that's Portland or like around Portland, Oregon.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I used to have a five o three area cook.
It's five h three guy.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Today my thirty fifth birthday, and this purge has made
my morning.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Maria. I feel for you. Though you have to deal
with this filth all the time.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
It doesn't FaZe me anymore.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
And ask from the seven oh eight finally, happy diuretic
m enema day pay perfect for Halloween. If that don't
scare the bleep out of you, nothing will.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
And literally this sho oh something about anima just m you.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Know, what we need is like a like a way
to purchase the politicians, like an enema.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Of the state.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Oh you know I have I have a Warrior from
the sixth to er oo. I can't wait to see
you guys tonight at the Haunted Halloween Ball. Oh yeah,
at the Congress Hotel. We're gonna be over there partying
past our bedtime.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
This is a late one. Yeah, the party. The party
starts at nine. Listen, I'm taking a nap.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
The bedtime is going to be immediately after the show, yeah, exactly,
and then we're going to wake up and start a
new day this evening at nine pm.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
You can always text us eight four four n ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
One more time. Michael just forgot mess eight four four
ninety five boobies. I will admit we've done it. It's
that time again.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Oh boy, get it through another week, and you deserve
a little praise, Madam boy.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Marie take us away this week.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Maria said mj was second bestow, but we all know
Michael Jordan is better than all the rest.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
Boy Marris's bed, the Hell Boie and the Boy Marris
It's bed the Hell Bikey.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Engines growl and the spirits dive. The Dead still ride.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
On Lower Whacker Drive screams.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
In the dark where the headlights Gleam Chicago's Awake.
Speaker 14 (38:58):
Happy Halloween, boy, Mikey, it's been a Hello We. And
boy Mikey, it's been a Hello we.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
When Internet and radio merge, such content can leave you
on the verge.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
But today you got to satisfy that urge.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
Thank God Almighty, we're done with the Birch. It's been
a Hello We.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
On the morning marsh Bin, it's been a hell We
It's today.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This has been going all months, the culmination, we could
call it, yeah, the end.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
It's all wrapping up today. So people say gross things
to her all the time.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
By the way, guys, as.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
A man speaking to men listening, he's still a little better.
Some of these comments are absolutely horrific.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
The gravel road one is the most dramatic said to me. So,
I don't know there are some romeos out there.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I don't know who wrote that, but yeah, chef's kiss.
There is creativity of discussed as well.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I say, you do have to stop doing the drag
my testicles through glass to hear me fart through a
walkie talking. So that one and so many iterations of it.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's not as creative as I think it is today.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah on air, Yeah, we're accepting phone calls for you
to say what you want to say to Maria as
we wrap.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Up the purge today. Yeah, the air. What are the rules?
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Rules are put first and last name on that ish
o your prevenness. Rule number two sair mom's name, she
needs to first or last.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Uh no, you canned.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
We don't have to say. Doris O'Neil.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Likes a lot of last names might be the same. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
And by the way, after this, this is the culmination.
After this, what happens that no one can comment to you?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
You can't say anything.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Well, no, you can comment, you just can't say anything.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Until next purge in a year. Correct interest next October interest.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's a good way to like offset it. But at
the same time, this is a lot of overload for you.
Don't say it's okay, like last day, last day.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
We're going to write down all the words we can't
say to anything. The scars are permanent, be clear. Well,
we'll get it all out today. Yes we will.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
No, so, yes, we're gonna refresh you all morning. Oh
my god on how the purge works. But be ready,
we're gonna solicten some calls every hour, once an hour.
We're gonna read to have the purge ready to go.
But as as we are getting ready, Michael Weather.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, I got motherfu.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh good. Is this gonna be a good Halloween? Is
it gonna be a bad Halloween?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'll tell you next but you want to I'm crazy,
but I record weather for the whole day, like yeah,
you know, so it runs on the station.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I haven't done that yet. I'm gonna run down the
hallway and be right back with your weather.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Michael says, don't go outside or looking at your window
and ruin the surprise.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Here's weather. Rip it and sick.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
No, like rip it, like rip your ideas out and
like send them into the studio, or like call us,
because that's what the people can call in and say
their last they're horrible things to you today for one
last time.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Before next week.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Kill them.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, you gotta rip your ideas out of your head
and just stick them right in the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Stuff you've got Perge comments eight four four ninety five
fifty Be ready, Maria, the rules again very quickly.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, first and last name and your mother's name, and
then quickly say your disgustingness.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Efficiency is of the utmost.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Importance, Maris. Yes, do we have Hellsgate haunted mansion tickets?
Not today?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
We don't. Do we have anything that we could hook
somebody up with right now? Just to get the Purge
a roll.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
They get to say, wait a second, I did forget No,
should we started with that? Maybe that's kind of a
fun okay, Michael, I like where your head's okay?
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You're gonna get something with the perch today. Oh I
like that in the chainsaw particular.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
By the way, Yeah, not exactly. The demographic whose hands
I want to be putting a chainsaw in it is terrifying.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
This is terrifying that we're doing this. But now it
is tank chainsaw per Friday.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Wow, it's Friday rolls off the town.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So to con to get the chainsaw, you have to
give a purge comment though, oh my god. If you
can't and you just call for the chainsaw is perch.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
This is perch, So perch comments for the chainsaw. Eight
four four ninety five fifty some weather, I guess.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yeah, dude, yesterday it looked like it was gonna be
mostly cloudy. We got sunshine until about noon today and
then partly cloudy through the rest of the afternoon. A
nice day, a high of fifty four, little chilly, but nice.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
At that sunshine on a cloudy day.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Love that I got sunshine on my shoulder. Oh makes
me happy, all right? Eight four four nine fifty.
Speaker 8 (04:48):
Perch.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
We're getting started with the perge early eight four four
ninety five to fifty.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Best perch comment is going to get a chain saw.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
That was brighter than I thought it was going to be.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Sorry, the heavens opened up. Yeah, the heavens are about
to open up. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Rock ninety five five. First and last name please.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Pamela Wilson, Pamela Wilson.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
And what's your mother's name, Carol?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Carol?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
All right, Pamela, daughter of Carol? What do you have
to say?
Speaker 9 (05:15):
What do I have to say that the purses of
violence today?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Yes it is Pamela. Thank you so much for calling
lady Rock ninety five five. First and last name please,
Brian Brian Shillo And what's your mom's name, Mary? Mary?
Brian son of Mary. What do you gotta say?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
I hope you stub your toe every day for the
rest of your life, Brian.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
If you understand the person, it's all right, all right,
thanks for calling in. Brian screw YouTube man No. Rock
ninety five five. First and last name please.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Kenny Horn Kenny Horn. And your mother's name.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Jenny Kenny, son of Jenny.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What do you have to say?
Speaker 11 (06:02):
So?
Speaker 10 (06:02):
I would build a house out of your toenail clippings,
just so I can be close to your feet every day.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh, Jenny, Kenny, can you hang on the line for
a second. Thanks Man Rock ninety five to five. First
and last name please, Gail, Gail Markowski and Gail. What
is your mom's name?
Speaker 11 (06:25):
Joanne?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Joe Anne? Okay, Gail, daughter of Joanne? What do you
have to say?
Speaker 11 (06:31):
Did I call?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
And not really today? But thanks for calling in Gail.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Hey, let's go back to Kenny.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Kenny absolutely good, phenomenal work today.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
I had that one in my back pocket I was
waiting for it.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I believe Kenny gets a chain Yes, sir, well you
are all set. You got our first one all on
Purge day too. We will have a second chainsaw later today,
so be sure to listen for your opportunity to not
only purge, but win some things.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
With the Morning Mash Bill.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Travis Barker is released a thirty second hardcore punk solo track.
He did the whole thing himself. It's called dues Paid,
a collaboration with Vans a special old school shoe design
featuring du'ce paid. So you can go get that cool
shoe at Van's. Hear the Travis Barker hardcore song online
and really just wrap yourself back into what I would
call the mid two thousands. Yeah, yeah, vans in Blink's
(07:37):
my childhood.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Glad we're going with mid two thousands. Jesus, I've gone
back further.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
No, we don't want to do early two thousands anyway.
Speaking of wars, another one is just upon us with
all of the technology. They're making so much. They keep
asking if they can. They forget to ask if they
should and will this be turned again? And then inevitable?
Here my advice, says.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Robot who from the front of the inevitable human robot war.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You've got an iPhone, mikey, Yeah, I do. This one
doesn't because he's more really superior.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I guess android, baby, you set that one up.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
So, Mike, do you feel like you've been making more
typos on your iPhone? No?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I feel like I feel like it's actually been correcting
like better.
Speaker 4 (08:28):
Okay, well, too bad you you are making more dipos, sure, iPhone.
A bug in iOS twenty six is causing iPhone users
to make more type typos than usual. It's their thinking
it's because the keyboard sits closer to the edges of
the display.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Others say it's just touch screen issues.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Apple hasn't publicly said anything about it. But users are
filing feedback with Apple's feedback assistant and being like, hey,
my phone's mixing, messing things up, So.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I'm not suppo to crack on iPhone right now.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
You can.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
No, I'm fine, I'm good like you guys.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
To be fair, you guys sucked for so long, and
like iPhone was superior, and I've seen what the videos
your phone takes, what your phone can do, and yeah
it's I see the finish line off in the distance
and you're just up behind us.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I want to crack on iPhone more. But I really
want to call out human error on this one because
I have I send a lot of messed up text
messages on a regulars.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Yes you do.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And then I see a lot of messed up text
messages and a lot of people have that little note
prompt in their email or outlook.
Speaker 8 (09:34):
It was like, oh, I'm sending this from my phone,
so sorry if it's not looking right, And I'm like, hey, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well they that's a predictable thing, right, So like if
I type two letters, I can just go uh fraction
and then and I can almost get senses just clicking,
so you know, I'm typing less.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, but that's how they get you.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Oh it is, because what they send to your roommate
is you are evil. I don't love you even a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't want you around.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
You're probably the worst person I've ever met in my life.
And guess what, I like every other person more than you.
And what you typed was can you clean up after yourself?
And you see, it's the robot's fault that your remain
acted that way because of the typos.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
They're turning us against each other.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
That's only been inevitable.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
First news from the front of the Inevitable Human Robot Wall.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Rock ninety five to five. Are we speaking with Tim?
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Hey, Good morning guys.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Hey, oh we work for a second Tim, Hey, Tim,
Welcome to MMP D and D. This is Dungeons and Dragons,
our edition of it. We got you qualified for the
Sticks Flyaway. But before we get there, we got a
little recap from Maria.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Maria, what's going on.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
As the team works on their main mission making the
perfect Chicago hot dog from the best ingredients around Chicago,
and the game got a little tied up in Whole
Foods trying to get onions. This is, of course, after
they got the pickles, and then they turned heel and
went right back to the destroyed Whole Foods. Masonovitch tried
(11:12):
to take control of the situation yesterday by combining detergent
from the soap aisle with the water from the pipes
that burst in all the brine, and instead he tripped
and fell, because that's the kind of person he is.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
God damn it.
Speaker 4 (11:24):
Either Or decided to distract the Assistant Flavor Manager by
break dancing. Dude spun on his head. The AFM was
so impressed he just gave him a bag of onions
and thanked him for the performance. And this is where
we find ourselves today, standing in that Whole Foods. Either
(11:45):
or of Tim holding that bag of onions with such pride. Masonovitch,
looking up at him from the ground covered in soap, water, brine,
and the sour dough starter glistening eye, says, I can't
believe we've done it. We may finally get to leave
(12:05):
Whole Foods forever. Marius walks over to either Or of Tim,
slaps him on the back and says, good game, man,
you really thought with your head there.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Nice break dancing.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
But then as either are begins to hide tail it
out of Whole Foods, because, oh my god, the place
is about to collapse.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's a wreck in here.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
The onions begin shaking and then weeping.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
What the onions themselves are the ones shedding tears? What
a role reversal? Hero? Oh those are acid tears.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Oh my god. Oh now we're all crying.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh god, crying onions. Either or You've got to comfort
these onions. Either or of Tim? How would you like
to comfort the crying onions?
Speaker 12 (12:54):
I think.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Pushing them in a baby swing at the park is
what I got out of that.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Am I close to that? Tim?
Speaker 9 (13:09):
Yep, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Those little baby swings and just.
Speaker 9 (13:12):
Give it a nice little push, and.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
They sold whole section.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
It's fine, It's fine, okay. So either or of Tim
looks around and sees some pipes dangling from the ceiling
and grabs a cereal box and puts it between the pipes,
lodges them together to kind of make a makeshift swing,
and pops that bag of onions on top of the swing,
(13:39):
gives it a push.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Let's have a roll. See how that goes?
Speaker 3 (13:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I hope it goes.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I want to get out of this whole food so
bad seven Sorry, I'm putting someone else in charge of rolling.
This is ridiculous. Okay, So after popping the onions onto
that makeshift swing the bad news about makeshift swings not
OSHA approved cereal box, immediately detach us from the pipes.
(14:08):
Onions fall on floor, begin crying harder these our little
baby onions. The acid tears continue flowing. What will happen next?
We'll find out on Monday.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
This is meet from the floor.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Are we still staying in the Whole foody?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Yes, Masonovich, we are still staying in the Whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Tim, thanks for joining us today.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
You are a final qualifier for the Sticks Flyaway your
opportunity to go to Las Vegas to see them perform
at the Venetian Theater January twenty third through the thirty first.
Tickets are available at ticketmaster dot com. But Tim, you'll
find out next week if you are that winner. We're
going to be reaching out to let you know all
thanks to our friends.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
From Live Nation.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Let the bodies hit the floor. Indeed, a blessed purge
to you today. Hope we will be giving you more
chances for you to call in say your first and
last name and your mom's name, and then whatever perby
filth that you have to get off your chest last
night meme so that you can leave me alone for
the rest of the year.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
That is not right now. Right now, we are getting
our rocks off though. Rock news is up. Let's go
shout out.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Last night, about two blocks away from where we sit
right now, mister Alice Cooper put into the Radio Hall
of Fame NS for his night show Now Alice Cooper.
It's interesting because like he's a demon on stage, Like
that's the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
He's the sweetest man. Yeah, and he just loves golf.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He was he was taking his word last night and
he was like, you know, I love golf and I
just believe in being good to people.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
But he goes a bit on stage, I'm a demon,
and it's like, that's a pretty funny. You guys flip
this switch sometimes.
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And we've been talking about Soundgarden a lot because frankly,
they're the biggest induction of the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. Who's singing with them, who's playing with them?
We know now Mike McCready, Jerry Cantrell, Taylor Momson's singing
love It and Jim Carrey will induct them.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Yeah. The headline is Jim Carrey to a duck, Soundgarden
to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and reunite
with Taylor Momson from The Grinch movie.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
So this is this is straight marketing. Yeah, Taylor's doing
a Christmas album. The Grinch is going back in theaters
in December. Marketing are smacking this over the head for
the holiday season and smart on their part to take that.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Stage like that.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Okay, but Jim Carrey was friends with Chris Cornell and
Sound Garden.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I didn't know that ever. Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I literally just googled it as we were speaking right now,
because I was like, Jim Carrey does seem random. The
Taylor Momson tie. It makes sense, but it didn't make
sense for what the event is. Why would they want
to tie into Taylor Momson instead of sound Guarded. I
guess Sound Garden even gave Jim Carrey a guitar at
one point, so like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I want that guitar. Less marketing, but it's there. Yeah,
I mean, it's a rock and roll Hall of Fame
I believe. I'd say for profit events.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
This isn't charity work.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
And if you listen to the Rock Report, we told
you Soundgarden putting out a new album using recorded songs
that Chris Cornell did before he died. Guitarists Kim Thal
tells the Seattle Times quote, it's a way to post
a tribute to our beloved brother, and it means that
much more emotionally and creatively than we don't take that lightly.
So we'll wait for a new sound Garden album, which
I'm really excited.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Wow, that's awesome for all the rock news and the
concert calendar. Just go over to rock nine five five.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
All right, now, guard to business before we get to
the dirty and disgusting. Maybe something to lighten our spirits,
a little something to make us happy. Hush, sure, a
little positive spin on the news headlines.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
This is bad news.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Bears dad confesses to killing children on nine to one
one call Oh.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Come on god, bam, I mean, come on, scooky. Even
the music didn't help that.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
No beloved storecat killed by waimo.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Oh I gotta have animal sensors on that thing.
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Yeah, seriously, human versus feline war, robot versus feline war?
Rather stadium worker falls from scoreboards, saw.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That they're down. One on her feet or something.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Teacher shot by a six year old student thought she
was quote on her way to heaven.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
But teachers are, oh my sudn't want her way to heaven.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
A six year old shot the teacher, and the teacher
thought she was going to die.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
She thought she was on.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Her way to heaven. What an optimistic outlook on one's
after life.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
This was so bad.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
That has been bad news there.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And again eight four four ninety five fifty Purge comments,
we got them on the way, and you're gonna get
a chainsaw with those.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Also, be patient. Hang on that line. It takes us
a second answer. The calls, okay, so you soon Rock
ninety five. First and last name please, Casey Mason, Casey Mason,
and your mother's name Casey, Sheila Casey son of Sheila.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
What do you have to say with a shovel phenomenal?
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Hang on the line, Willie Casey.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Rock ninety five five, first and last.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Name please, Hey, Daniels Dan.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
What is your mother's name? Jane Dan, son of Jean. Oh,
I'm sure your mom knows me. Go ahead, say your
filth like pilt.
Speaker 11 (19:38):
I gotta talk about Pilt.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
That's the entire concept of my guy.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Oh boy.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
All right, well, thank you so much for calling in.
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Have a good one.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
So the reminder again is when you're calling in, you
gotta say the dirty, perverted thoughts in your head.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
And have it good to go. I'm an efficient perv.
Rock ninety five five. First and last name.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Please, Mike Williams.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Mike, what is your mother's name?
Speaker 10 (20:04):
My mother's name Nina, Nina.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Nina, Nina, Mike's son of Nina Nina. What do you
have to say?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Much? Okay, thank you so much for calling in. Have
a lovely day. Rocket ninety five to five. First and
last name.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Please, Peter and Gilston. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
It was?
Speaker 10 (20:23):
Peter Peter Gilson, g I.
Speaker 11 (20:26):
L S O N.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Peter Gilson.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
And your mother's name Peter Andy O d Y Peter
son of Andy.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
What do you have to say?
Speaker 11 (20:33):
Well, it's been a year since I set you a
pet egg and I'm really hoping that you've been using it. Well,
I here time for you to just jump in right now.
Get a shot of my lord in there. I'm here
and dick finger close it up and just stay swallow.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Peter what oh wow? Do you feel better? Did that help?
Speaker 11 (20:57):
It really did? Looking forward to this?
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, that's what I want, all right, hang on the line,
will you. Here's a towel, all right, then grab.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Rock ninety five five. First and last name please, John.
Speaker 10 (21:10):
Last name is close k l O T h.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Okay, John clothes. What is your mother's name? What is
what's your mother's name?
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Charlotte?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
And do you know what you're calling for right now?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
John?
Speaker 10 (21:22):
I believe it's also the Purge?
Speaker 4 (21:26):
So okay, you have to do you have a Purge comment?
What's do you have a Purge comment?
Speaker 11 (21:33):
Not at the moment?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
No, Okay, thanks for calling it, man, have thanks.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
John, We appreciate you. I think we need to go
with our.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Guy right here. Peter, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Peter. Hello, Peter,
you've really peered out there. You got yourself a change.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
That one.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Wow. I am sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, but Peter, you got yourself a chainsaw with those
absolutely amazing comments that you had for Purge today. They
were something amazing And we'll be purging next hour as well.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
So no, not that, not like.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
That, like yes, but I just don't coming from you.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
It's especially weird ish things.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
You almost certainly need to know.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Ish, I got somesh for you.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
All right.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Great news for fans of King of the Hill.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
The fourteenth season as it came back after a little hiatus,
was so big on Hulu and FX they have renewed
it for fifteen, sixteen and seventeen. It racked up a
one point two to one billion viewing minutes on the
streaming platforms and they were very happy to see this
(22:52):
as a lot of people clearly miss King of the Hill.
Kentucky woman opened the package to find a human body part.
What do you think it was, Michael Finger? What do
you think it was? Maria Finger? And an arm?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yes, she was expecting some medicine, but then received an
entire arm which was being sent for science.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Oh my sod like no medicine, here's a new one.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It was is They were, I don't know what you're
gonna do with an arm for science, but the coroner
did come and get it. They got the arm to
go to the right spot and she did get her medicine.
I don't know if you guys heard about this, but
we're shutting down Penny production.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's good. Oh I heard they were trying to do that.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
It hasn't made sense for years.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
So as such, if you go to McDonald's and paying
cash or either going to round up or round down
won't affect any of your credit card or debit card swipes,
but you might get an extra two cents out of
it or depending on how it goes.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I wonder if they're gonna round up or round down.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
That costs like five cents to make a penny or
something crazy, So what are we doing?
Speaker 5 (23:58):
It was at least two last check in on that
a good business.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
A woman saves the life of her little brother and
a stranger with kidney donation swap. Now, I don't know
if many people know this because of the need for
organs right now, Michael, if I wanted to donate a
kidney to you and we didn't match, they would find
somebody that I matched with and get somebody that matched
with you.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
So it's a four person exchanges essentially how it works through.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
So if you have wanted to donate a kidney to
help somebody out, still donate. It may go to somebody else,
but it will help the person that needs a kidney
donation get that kidney a.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Lot sooner would Yeah, you're still getting a kidney. Yeah,
I'm well giving donator.
Speaker 6 (24:42):
I would argue that you should care and then finally
abandit in Ontario, Canada, stole a refrigerated truck filled with
thirty pallets of whipped cream, value that eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
What do you do with all that whip cream? Oh? Okay,
Ozzy he's got a new book out.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
He wrote it in the final year issue of his
life called Last Rites, where he opens up about one
of the darkest moments in his life, a nineteen eighty
nine incident where he nearly killed Sharon Osbourne in a
substance fueled blackout.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Wow, it's weird to me that they just like continued
on with their relationship after that.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Well, it is interesting and you think, like, man, what
a thing to be able to like have to get
through or get over a lot.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
That's a yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
I mean, I know they didn't just carry on. It's
not like they acted like nothing happened. She put her
foot down. I think that they did live apart briefly.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Think there's a number of times I have.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Yeah, but I would I think that might be my
out Yeah for me.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Jus, have you heard the story where Ozzie went to
Japan and and he went and got a hooker and
brought her back to the hotel. And Sharon happened to
be there because he went to Japan with shar Sharon
and she was like, what are you doing, althie? Small
details to forget? Yeah, And I guess I could on her.
She must have liked that life. You can't imagine. It
is the purge.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
It is a perge. Continue.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh yeah, Final Day, Final Day eight four four nine
five five ninety five fifty. Uh, you got a comment, Maria.
The rule set the standard here.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Okay, So before you tell me your pervy filthy comment
that you definitely have before you call right now, oh
my god, you say your first and your last names,
that you own your filth, and then you say your
mother's names that I can some way wash out your
mouth with soap, at least psychologically.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
And then you say your perge comment.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
And then what's eight four four nine ninety five fifty.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
We're looking for the perche comment, but we do also
have it.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
I guess you couldn't get weigh the chainsaw.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
He didn't qualify means we can give it way now.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yes, So chainsaw with perge comment eight four, four, nine, five, five,
ninety five fifty five.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
First and last name, please, My name is Joe Linder. Joe.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
What's your mother's name?
Speaker 11 (26:58):
Karen?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
And son of Karen? What is it you have to say?
Speaker 10 (27:01):
There was once a girl called Louise who pew shung
down to her knees. Her crabs got together and nitted
a sweater so in the window her flaps wouldn't freeze.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Oh my god, Joe, beautiful, Hey Joe, Yeah, we loved
your rhyme poetry. We're gonna get you this lovely chaseawlcome,
you are all set, my man? You got the second
chainsaw on perge day. Oh yes, but thank you. And
(27:34):
we do have some more perche treats on the rest
of the show for our last don't we got one
more perch break we got coming up, so be on
the lookout for that.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
And that rooster you know his name, it's Rocky.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
He's on the way right after dancing Now Fun to
the Head on, Yeah, don't worry, they're using nerve weapons.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Are we speaking with Nina?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
You are no, Nina, Welcome to Fun to the Head.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
We hear you took the day off any particular reason.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
Just because I wanted to use a day off and
then I want tickets Yester and got to meet Maria
class yesterday.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
This is gonna be insane.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
If you win today, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
I'm like the questions. Sometimes they're easy, sometimes they.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Today we're gonna find out and welcome to Fun to
the Head. This is the tribute game where you answer questions.
We get shot with a nerve, done dart, but if
you need to save, we will Okay, if you need
(28:52):
to say, we will absolutely answer a question for you.
Am I get wrong? We might get it right. We
don't know, but you got to You got to make
your choice. Who do you want to take hostage?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Right now?
Speaker 9 (29:04):
I'm gonna take Michael because I feel like he wants
to be shot with the nerve.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Where does he want to be shot?
Speaker 8 (29:10):
Nina?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Where does he want to be shot in the.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, we'll take it, will take it, but my dunk
guard on right now?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Okay? Question number one Nina who played Jack in Titanic.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Wow, Wow, well done, very confident over here.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Okay, okay, Nina, what's the term for three strikes in bowling? Uh?
Speaker 9 (29:46):
Verty shirked bulling is a turkey Wow. When I bowled, I.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Guess it is a great feeling, especially when you don't
bowl that often.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I would not answer to that question.
Speaker 9 (30:00):
I'm I just know people said do wild turkey shot?
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh my god, wo turkey? All right, you get this
last one and you got the tickets?
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Nina, Okay, Nina, what instrument does Ringo Star play?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
You know I'm not a Beatles fan, so I'm gonna
go to Michael either he gets the wrong he gets
shut my head on the third one.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I'm gonna save my dunt today. And drums Star was
a drummer for the Beatles.
Speaker 12 (30:34):
You are absolutely on point. You can save your Nina. Well,
don using that save in the right spot.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, I'll give.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You well yeah, but yeah, you you you're on a
hot streak right now. You gots either Anne and Daughtry
tickets are going to be at the Byline Bank Airgon
Ballroom on November sixth.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
And Nina, do you have a concert buddy in mind?
Speaker 9 (31:05):
I think I do. I think he wants to go
to the concerts because I kind of mentioned and I've
been trying up my.
Speaker 13 (31:09):
Ticket for it.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay, well, who are they and we.
Speaker 9 (31:12):
Want to go to the Irragan. So this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Thank yeah, Who are they? Who's this person that you're
gonna go with?
Speaker 11 (31:20):
His name is Brendan.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Oh well, Brendan, Brendan.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Nina's taking you to see Cee there and Daughtry on
November sixth and foreverybody else head on over to ticketmaster
dot com to get your tickets today.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
All thanks to our friends at Live Nation.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
Dun't rock ninety five to five? First and last name.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Please, Dave Stevens.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Dave Stevens and your mother's name Laurel, Laurel Dave's.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
Son of Laurel. What do you have to say?
Speaker 11 (31:47):
I hope you choke on the product of Michael's last
diuretic enema.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
You mean, what did I do to you?
Speaker 11 (31:59):
Dave?
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (32:02):
All right, thanks for calling in man, hang on on
the line. Will you rock ninety five five? First and
last name please, Chad Sulfurdge and Chad. What's your mother's name?
Speaker 11 (32:14):
Joyce?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, Chad, son of Joyce?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
What do you have to say?
Speaker 13 (32:21):
By all means, I want to paint a winterscape picture
of us dancing in the snow and using both our
Andrew snow.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
It's the concept of mingling. Dan Driff not sitting right
with me. All right, hang on the line. Will you
rock ninety five five? First and last name please, Troy
Kelly and Troy.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
What's your mother's name, Mary.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Troy, son of Mary. On with your filth.
Speaker 10 (32:48):
Okay, your ass cheeked are so like the perfect set
of buns. I got the perfect sized dog between the match,
bringing it back.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
To our d and d be.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
I gotta respect it, all right, Hang on the line.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Will you rock ninety five five? First and last name please?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
All right?
Speaker 11 (33:11):
My first and last name is Adam Radowski.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
Okay, Adam and your mother's name Tia, Tia Adam son
of Tia.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Go on with your purging.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
I just want to say, Maria, I love it when
you talk about c one cleaners, prices and steak and
Shakespeare Hello fries.
Speaker 11 (33:30):
It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
Well, thank you, sir, and by the way, corporate shills
note please for salary negotiations.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I'm surprised it took.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I thank you and I agree. Thanks so much for
calling in. Man, have a good one. Rock ninety five five.
First and last name please.
Speaker 13 (33:52):
Matt Williams.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
Matt and your mother's name Kim Kim. All right, Matt
son of Kim. What do you have to say?
Speaker 13 (34:00):
Man? All due respectd one opportunity to shrink down. I
would love to live in your socks, man, that's my favorite.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, you've heard the little old woman who lived in
a show. This guy trying to live in my socks,
blood twist, wasting your weirdly more kids.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
I was good. Oh oh oh, you never take them socks. Listen.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
He never specified which socks.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
This special kind of creep.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Okay, well I think that that earns you.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Wait.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Are you in the Chicago Land area?
Speaker 13 (34:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Same, I think you have earned your tea box tickets.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, man, you're going This Tea Box twenty ninth Annual
is the Twelve Bars of Christmas over in Wrigleyville. They're
kicking things off over at the Cubby Bear and yeah,
got a whole lot.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Of festivities going on throughout the day.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
They've raised so much money for local You're going to
be a part of it as we wrap up the
purge in great form.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Thank you so much. I feel good. It's my image.
But I'm rock ninety five. That was way too easy.
Crack next time.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Yeah, baby, people have been texting all day since bright
and early, like five p thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Ninety five fifty.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
Let's go to the eighty five seven Happy Halloween. I
forgot my dang you're pods to listen well, deer hunting.
It's so bummed, but I hope you all have a
spooky ass chainsaw Friday. Rock on Dustin from Arkansas. Well, thanks,
Duffson season in Arkansas. You know what, Let those dear
listen to us.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
What do you call people from Arkansas? Arkinsians? Arkins?
Speaker 2 (35:45):
I think the world doesn't know to perfectly honest.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Yeah, they're just sols, Dustin, let us know.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Let's listen. Yeah that's true.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Yeah, Well, good luck with the old deer ok or
whatever from.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Six six three oh? Anyone else think? Michael laughs like
a monkey? Right, wow?
Speaker 10 (36:07):
Are you not one?
Speaker 1 (36:08):
From the eight one to five? It ams to something.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
We're one of the herpes monkeys that just escape it. Thanky,
the Herpes monkey.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Said the pride.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Good morning and Happy Halloween to the baddest and scariest
rock station on the planet. I have a creepy Halloween
joke for you guys. Why don't monsters eat ghosts? Why
is that because they taste like sheet. That's a good joke. Actually,
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Let's head over to the seven seventy nine.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Been listening to Rock ninety five to five for three
years now after starting work at my dad's shop out
of high school. Love the morning segment every morning Morning Choice,
thank you for answering your phones, and a happy Halloween,
and get star spangled slammered Hurrah.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah that was a lot there, but we appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
And from the five oh three, I know the five
oh three that's Portland or like around Portland, Oregon.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
I used to have a five o three area cook.
It's five h three guy.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Today my thirty fifth birthday, and this purge has made
my morning.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Maria. I feel for you. Though you have to deal
with this filth all the time.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
It doesn't FaZe me anymore.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
And ask from the seven oh eight finally, happy diuretic
m enema day pay perfect for Halloween. If that don't
scare the bleep out of you, nothing will.
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And literally this sho oh something about anima just m you.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Know, what we need is like a like a way
to purchase the politicians, like an enema.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Of the state.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
Oh you know I have I have a Warrior from
the sixth to er oo. I can't wait to see
you guys tonight at the Haunted Halloween Ball. Oh yeah,
at the Congress Hotel. We're gonna be over there partying
past our bedtime.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
This is a late one. Yeah, the party. The party
starts at nine. Listen, I'm taking a nap.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
The bedtime is going to be immediately after the show, yeah, exactly,
and then we're going to wake up and start a
new day this evening at nine pm.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
You can always text us eight four four n ninety
five fifty.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
One more time. Michael just forgot mess eight four four
ninety five boobies. I will admit we've done it. It's
that time again.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Oh boy, get it through another week, and you deserve
a little praise, Madam boy.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You're welcome.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Marie take us away this week.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Maria said mj was second bestow, but we all know
Michael Jordan is better than all the rest.
Speaker 14 (38:36):
Boy Marris's bed, the Hell Boie and the Boy Marris
It's bed the Hell Bikey.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Engines growl and the spirits dive. The Dead still ride.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
On Lower Whacker Drive screams.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
In the dark where the headlights Gleam Chicago's Awake.
Speaker 14 (38:58):
Happy Halloween, boy, Mikey, it's been a Hello We. And
boy Mikey, it's been a Hello we.
Speaker 4 (39:13):
When Internet and radio merge, such content can leave you
on the verge.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
But today you got to satisfy that urge.
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Thank God Almighty, we're done with the Birch. It's been
a Hello We.
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On the morning marsh Bin, it's been a hell We
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