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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sign for Nina's what's trending our dad bod's going to
be a thing of the past. Yeah, six pack surgery
is booming. Why peculiar than ever amongst men. Why it's
become really popular in Brazil and now it's made its
way over here to the US. So it is what
you think it is. It's ab etching. So they go
in and do LiPo, so it looks like you got
like perfect data. That's just I was. It's LiPo, but

(00:23):
patients have to maintain a healthy lifestyle to keep the results.
And some doctors are even saying or not letting people
get it if they don't already have a healthy lift style.
Oh really, well that makes sense too.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
The first time I was told about this actually was
at a job. It was one of the salespeople at
one of my first jobs. I was fifteen years old,
and he was telling me that He's like, yeah, if
you know, you could just get your abs etched in.
They just do the LiPo. But what they do is
they re structure your muscles so that like the skin
attaches to the muscles, there's nothing between, right, So they
actually like, but what you have is really just fat pockets.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Is that bad for you. Yes, it's probably not great.
He said he got it and it fell apart.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's a very fit guy, really like super fit dude,
and he said it fell apart, just starting to be
weird and sag. And then like if you would even gain,
like you would eat wrong one day, like you know
that the aftermeal blow and it would look all weird
because really all they did was trap his fat into
this certain area.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Yeah, and so it looked like abs. But it's just.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Wow, that's weird. That's why I just draw mine, not
in sharpie.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, there is actually a way with tan and colle Yeah, yeah,
you can definitely get six Yeah, you could just see that.
You can't imagine being that concern with your abs. I
mean it's sad.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Yeah, And I work out on stuff, you know, and
I get frustrated with my gains or whatever, and I
know I don't work on my abs enough, and I'm
always like, well, that's why there's not much of a
six pack there. Sucka you know. But like I can't
imagine it, like consuming so much where I'm like, I'm
going to go to the doctor and have them just
basically give me a little pockets of fat and attachment,
like just suck out all the stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't feel like I'm this verse and how like
the men's body works but or the man's body works
like that, but for women, Like some people just cannot
lose certain amounts of weight because of hormones or whatever's
going on there, And so what do you need the
added help to just get rid of some And so
what they're saying is is like if you already are
pretty much there but then need a little help, then
they'll do that.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But I don't know, no, I just I just think
it's sad. So it's not gonna happen. That's fine. Let's
just be good with it. So you're still here for
the dad bought. I'm here for whatever body you have.
Just feel good in it. Yeah, the first yeah, in
your body because nobody cares as much as you do.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Very true, the first positive thing. I have positive thoughts.
So very angry. I'm a complex human. Okay, well we'll
move on to a different human. We're going to talk
about Raygun. Remember her, Rachel the Australian breakdancer. Oh yeah,
she has now she has now earned the title of

(02:58):
the best break dancer female breakdancer in the world.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Amen, Yes, which.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Is pretty wild and a lot of people are very
confused by the title because there are also three other
women who actually medaled at the Olympics and she didn't.
But the way that this works is on a point system,
and it's on a point system. Over the last twelve months,
anybody that competed in the Olympics actually didn't walk away
with any points. Raygun happened to win one of the
competitions in the past twelve months which gave her points,
which put her at the top as the female break

(03:27):
best Female. Because all the.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Other breakdancers are doing way too much and they're down
there doing all these flips and stuff. She's just she's
doing a little, simple, little kangaroo hop okay, and not
even fully committing to it.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Kin grab is another signature move from Raygun. Love that well,
she's just weird sprinkler that she did. Oh my goodness,
broken sprinkler.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
She's creating her own move number one, her own lane altogether.
This is Michael Jordan of breakdancing the whole game. She
played the numbers game and you can't hate that. But
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Speaker 1 (04:46):
Bad Bunny is joining Happy Gilmore Too, So if you
haven't heard, Happy Gilmore Too is actually filming right now. Yeah,
I didn't hear that happy Yeah ninety six was the original. WHOA,
So now it's kind coming to Netflix. Yes, Adam Sandler's
whole thing involved. They're actually keeping pretty quiet like what
the plot is going to be about this time, but

(05:06):
Bad Bunny is going to be involved in. Travis Kelcey
is also going to be making an appearance. But the
funny thing is is that Adam Sandler was doing an
interview and he was talking about how he had initially
started to write Travis kelcey in as his son in
the movie, but that's not what he's going to be.
It's just like a cameo. But originally he thought that
would be the plan.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
But if I were making any movie or anything right now,
I would always include Travis kelce no matter what.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's great promo. Yeah absolutely. I mean, if it's not Taylor,
it's Travis. I said, why can't they write Taylor instead?
It's kind of better that it's Travis because then she's
the best like hype woman of all time. You're a
great hype woman, Victoria, but she is like the ultimate
hype woman.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So you know, and people are trying to set him
up for when she rips his heart out and his
football career is over, so then he just has money.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I mean, I think they're going to get married. But
that's just my thoughts. I just love, I just love
love to laugh at you will face is literally absurd. Okay, well,

(06:14):
I still think that that's what's going to happen. But
the opposite of marriage is divorce. And if you remember
a few months ago, do you guys remember us telling
you the story about the Dubai princess who went viral
because she had broken up with her man on Instagram?
She said, I divorce you because he had cheated on her.
So this was months ago. But now she's deciding to
capitalize on her divorce and she's just created a brand

(06:34):
new perfume called Divorce. So what would divorce smell like?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You ask?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
It smells like black roses, broken glass and a panther
And wow, that's for real, that's what it sounds like.
PANTHERA town. You should background for that, I have. I mean,

(07:04):
that would be an amazing commercial. I would love to
see that. But as expected, there's a lot of hype
around this fragrance. People cannot wait for it to be
a released. We don't have the date yet, but when
it is, that's probably gonna sell out. But speaking of singles,
they're out of the cave.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
On the prow.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
There's gonna be a lot of people on the prow.
We just came off of a single girl summer and
apparently we're continuing into a single girl single girl fall.
So it's not sad brad plan. So you know, wait,
you're laughing at marriage, and now you're going to say
that that's sad. Everything should be laughed at. That's fair.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
That's how single girls summer and a single girl fall,
and then a single girl December.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
A single girl. It's easier though single girls about their
being single. I don't even mean that.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
In a disrespect away and a matter of fact, it's
just like this is a hot girl, single girls summer.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, I'm single and summer. Why you know why there's
such an emphasis on people that are single and having
a bad connotation like why aren't you married? Only full
so sorry for you, Oh where are you alone? Well,
you know what, because that's single and it feels great.
That's why we do that. Okay, that kind of sounded
like the same thing. It kind of sounds like you're

(08:24):
telling yourself a story. Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
I do think there is too much pressure on people
needing to be in relationships. I do think there's too
much pressure on that, and I think it's bad for people.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I do too.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It's been bad for me, Like I didn't take my
time a lot of times because I felt like I
shouldn't be single and who my relationship history did not
work out very well.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
You know it's because you didn't have your single girl summer.
That's true. I should have done that, and it's not
too late. Single girl falls. That's what's trending. Brought you
by Michael shoot being going to Aubert. You're home from Michigan.

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