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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This news. What's trending?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Did you survive avocado hand season? Huh? Yeah, did you
know that's a season? Now it sounds yummy.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Avocado hand was like a trend because people were cutting
themselves went by trying to get the pit.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Of it was.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I didn't know what it was. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Either they take a knife and they try to get
the pit out, but instead of hitting the pit they
hit their hand and then you slice it.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Oh my dad did that once. Okay, so did he
do it during the season?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
The season is April through July, so doctors are saying
that's when it's most popular for people to come in
with these big ki hands because that's when people are
playing with avocado there in the season. I go, yeah,
And the people that are most likely to go into
the doctor with that problem is women in their twenties
and thirties, and the demographic least likely are males.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Under the age of seventeen. I don't know, that's funny.
Just mommy makwak not you.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
You know, did you guys hear about this Chase Bank
Chuck glitch? What it was trending on TikTok And it
was a way for people to basically fraud. Chase huh
so a bunch of people were taking checks, depositing them
and taking money out before the check cleared.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Do people still use checkbooks?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Some people had checkbooks laying around I guess long enough
to commit fraud. Interesting, but it turned into this trend
and they called it a glitch and they're like, ooh,
look how much money I got from my check?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Glitch?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
How much money did you get? Right?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And that's actually not a glitch at all. That's that's
what Jason is saying.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
They're saying this trend is not that it's actually frauds Now,
Chase Bank plans to actually go after the people that
did participate in this. They're not letting it slide to
something that was a trend. They're actually going to kushikin.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, don't you have to still pay for that? Eventually?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
You do? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:41):
So, uh hey, producer Brad Here, I did this when
I was younger. I was super broke, and I would
write myself a check for like three hundred bucks and
then the bank would like give you it like digitally,
like until it cleared or whatever, and then I would
withdraw that money so I could get to the next payday.
Where I would be now three hundred bucks down right,
minus a couple of other fees as well, and then

(02:03):
I'd have to pay for it later.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
But you know interest, I like the terminology. Though it's
not thievery. It's a glitch. I don't know the ATM glitch. No,
you wrote a fake check to yourself. YEA posited it,
and because that's what banks do, we go, Okay, cool,
the money's in there. We'll wait till the check clears,
but we'll still give you the money ahead of time
you took it.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Yeah, I just I can't believe it was a trendy.
I don't recommend this infinite money glitch. The infinite money
glitch for sure, too many video games.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, so if you did that, they're coming for you.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Just so you know, I'd look in court. It was
a glitch. I don't know if i'll glitch it glitched
out my ball. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
The check wouldn't clear that I wrote from myself to myself.
I was.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
That that's how people save themselves from a lot of things.
It was a trend. Anyway, this is not so much
a trend. But have you ever thought about what your
biopic would be like or your biopic. However, you cannou say,
you know, like, would there be a certain person.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Playing you animated?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
But not so.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Parrella is trending right now because he has a biop
biopic biopic coming out called Piece by Piece.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
And it is animated in a in a lego theme. Essentially,
it's like a lego movie.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, that's great. Who would play you in a movie?
You know?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Ooh, Vanessa Hudgens, Okay, because I like her.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh that's really hard. Who's version out there? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Meet your Knight is the thing I think of with Nina.
It's like one of Vanessa Hudgens old old songs. But
Nina is also like a sneaker head, so it kind
of makes sense.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh, okay, Victoria. Who would play you in a movie?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh? That actually makes sense.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Who would play you?

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Obviously? It is Tom Cruise? Why because we look about
the same age.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Not quite okay, I mean it's not a compliment to you,
I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Definitely compliment to him. Not a self diss I'd be
played by Adele would yes? Accent for Men in Black?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yes? The other one?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Either one of those.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
He was really good.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I really glad you're trying to travel to a romantic destination.
Just no, Paris is still the city of love, but
it has been dethroned. There is a destination that's considered
even more romantic.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Grew Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I knew it was closer than Greece.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Oh, Atlantic City.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, you have based. You guys are in the right
country though. It's Maui.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Maui, Hawaii is now considered the most romantic travel destination.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
In the world.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
But I can't imagine it being the most romantic destination
like you have, like.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Italy, you have, Spain, you have like I know, but
there is something pretty romantic about it. The only time
I've ever gone on like a romantic vacation that was
healthy the entire time was to Maui.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
And it was beautiful. So that will always be that
memory for me.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, and sad, but you know it's okay.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
It's possible to be happy. I said at the same time.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Good memories, but they're over.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
So Okaya's book is going to be called Romantic War Stories.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
It's all the different loves to find loving me the most.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
There you go, beautiful, You should go to Maui with yourself.
Whenever you go to a destination like that and ends
up being a bad trip, you're like, how can you
be angry in a place like this? And they're like, yeah,
I can try right now.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
But you know something that fixes that ocean shut up,
you get somebody quiet.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
It's like that one vacation I went on there, I
was asked to call the front desk to see if
they could keep the birds down. I don't think they
can stop the birds from chir some people. I mean,
it's kind of nice, it really happened.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
That person doesn't deserve you can appreciate.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
It makes me more mad so loud.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
I don't think that. I don't think they can handle it.
I don't think they can control the burden.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
You should have gave her a net and said godside.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
But you know what you try.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
So there's that something that does make everybody feel better
after moments like that is usually a snack in the
form of chocolate that just will automatically make you feel better.
And in Victoria's case, she was just craving peanut M
and M's talking about how they're the best ever, and
you had two at the bottom of your bag.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
And you ate them.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
And the peanut M and M bag that's so wrong.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
Okay, but we all know how the eminem he starts
to crumble after a while.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Victoria's bag is It's like interesting what you pull out
of there the other day it was just a ketchup package.
There's something else, random ketchup.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Package looking for an emergency for me, that's.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Right to have a ketchup.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
I was very surprised, as just like you all you,
I thought I was gonna pull ot an emergency, like, oh,
that's where my emergency go?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Like did I pour that a mun chicken?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Back to Eminem's. So Eminem's is bringing a new flavor.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Are you ready for peanut butter and jelly? Eminems No,
no good, it's ready for it.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Go make a PB and J.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, it's not the same because now you have the
outside hard little you know, shell, Thank you, and then
you can make it sound really good.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
All the sammy, none of the gluten glue.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
They should hire you were there marketing to them, okay.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
And lastly, there is a man who is trending because
he had had bad breath for three days and then
finally found out why. So if you ever find yourself
in a situation where you have bad breath and you
can't get rid of it, you may have inhaled a
cockroach in your sleep.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Oh okay, someone pretty disappointed, And you mean now for
making my whole day turn upside down.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I know I probably should have warned you ahead of time,
But at the same time, this is a PSA. If
you sleep with your mouth open, if you're a snore,
all of those things, you don't know what you're gonna inhale.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
It like stuck.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, Eventually it crawled down his throat and he couldn't
cough it out, but he was able to go back
to sleep, and so then the next day he was
able to recall the whole incident, so he knew it.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
It crawled down there, but it just I don't want
to go into detail. I don't, please don't. So it
just got great. How'd he get out? You had to
go to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
You need to go to the doctor to get like
surgery and like take him out.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
He had it removed from his trichya like a live Oh,
it wouldn't go down all the way. No, it'll die
because of all of the acids in your books, So.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Doctors perform exorcisms out of your body.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
That would be a really cool invention is if they
came up with some type of screen that you could
put over your mouth to sleep.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Just it. It's called your lips.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I worry about why not. I'm constantly worried about any
opening that I have into my body when I sleep,
because like, I don't know if spiders are crawling in
my ears or my nose and my mouth.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yep, I feel like right now, yeah, new fear unlocked.
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Why she goes to bed in a onesie, but that's
what's trending.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I'm sorry, and you're welcome for that.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
All the same time, I'm gonna start wrapping myself in
a mosquito net before bed.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Wait, that.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
A terrible It's not a terrible idea.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, as well as you can guarantee there's nothing in
there when you lay down, oh yeah, they're height.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
And that you can still breathe. You can use saran wrap.
I was told you can do that, and that helps
you actually sweat stuff out and lose weight. So like
bodybuilders and.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Stuff that.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
We cannot be co signing these terrible ideas like taping
your mouth shut and saran wrapping yourself so you lose weight.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Why supposed to snatch your face? It's not supposed to
help you lose weight.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay, okay, but doctor have asked us.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Not to do this. Is actually the mouth taping is
actually trending, and it is a thing.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
And it is also very dangerous. It keeps cockroaches from
exploring my body. I'm fine with no.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Nina saying that it's trending just reminds me of what
was trending earlier, which is the bank thing.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
So I feel like we should get trending. Should we
all just do that?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Shouldn't know, But taping your mouth is legit anyway, It's.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Also very dangerous.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Why because what if your nose tooths, very smaller holes
do not.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Function properly that night because you're plugged up, you dead,
You're gonna wait. Don't do it, Do not do it, Please,
don't do it.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I feel like you wake up. I feel like you
wake up. Anyway, that's what trending
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