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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sixty seconds away from a trip to Jamaica. First, is
what's trending?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
So legal gambling is booming in the United States, right,
but there may be something new that we'll be able
to bet on.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I saw and it's just hands. I know, I've never seen.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
You guys want to guess based on the Brad's reactionly
with the bear or pilots.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Go ahead, Jewbile, I'm gonna go something from the bear
producer Bred loves to show the bear.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Sorry, I just said that, So that's okay.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Aside from being a pilot, there's nothing Brad loves more
than politics. And the answer is betting on elections.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
May be comedy, Yes, that's fun. This is crazy to me,
but it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Apparently this is already legal in Europe and there are
a lot of foreign websites that allow the practice of
election betting.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
But what happened was what Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Schedul in Washington just struck down a decision by the
Commodity Futures Trading Commission to prohibit basically this act. They're like, no, no, no,
we're not going to let you prohibit that yet, but
we are going to put some pause and we're going
to postpone this conversation for a couple more weeks, and
then we're going to come back to it, and then
the judge will be able to say why they feel
the way that they feel about this particular conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
But the thing that makes me nervous.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
About this is that if you can bet on the outcome, Brad,
why are you so excited about this?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Like it could be.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Rigged and people are betting in order to win more
money and then we're not getting I mean that sounds dangerous.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
A different things I love about this.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Number One, he's got to twinkle in his eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Number one, who's better at guessing what's going to happen
next than people who bet on things. In fact, the
rest of the world already bets on our elections and
they're rarely wrong, Like the odds, are this, this, and
this right because they know all the stats, all the details,
all those things you gotta tell who's gonna win.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, so I think we have some really good data.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
But the other thing is this system will fall apart completely,
start over.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
And start over. I'm with you on that.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
We do need to reboot of our government system for
sure and forever.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
The office and I will from all.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
If that happens though, and if it destroys everything, you
really think we're gonna start over with the democracy?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Doesn't you feel like taking a walk? I mean, come on,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It feels dangerous, is really dangerous.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's only for Congress, so it's not for the presidency.
It's not. Well, eventually, maybe it'll get there. Rid of
me on that. Okay, Well, then maybe about to become
a bookie.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, if if you pay attention to the people on
the inside in Congress that are and the way they're betting,
then you will know how to bet because also like
they have all the information or was it illegal to
be betting on your own on yourself?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Probably going to stop us? No, No, that.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Would never stop our government because they do all sorts
of things that are illegal.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Just feel so corrupt, and then like the people that
are in the whipping position, that's so corrupt.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Anyway, Yeah, well corrupt our government already is that?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah? Now I just get to be honest. Yeah, how
butt you?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
We can bet on how many people get in trouble,
on stuff you're over under, on what votes happen in Congress?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Will be will he be convicted of a crime or not.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Like, yeah, I've always wanted to have a gambling problem,
and now they've found that that's going to give me what.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I just don't care about sports enough? What about gambling on?
Like what the next emoji is going to be?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Right?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Like you could put your money on and be like no,
they're going to come out with this emoji that you
know what you could do that. I don't know about
the actual betting part. But you asked you shall receive
eight new emojis are coming to you the middle.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
No, that doesn't art. Doesn't that already?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Does it? I think so? I think it does.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Actually, But the eight just in case you're wondering, are
face with bags under their eyes, fingerpits?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
How tired people? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
They want representation. They're like this emoji needs to represent
my life. If it doesn't show that the world is
stressed out, well, because we're talking about betting on body
splatter emoji or root vegetable a leafless tree, a harp,
a shovel and a flag. But it's the sark flag
and I don't know what that what Sark flag? I'm
not it's a root vegetables like a yeah, turn up

(04:11):
is a root vegetable.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Like an onion. Probably to do to turn up? All right?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, that's what's turnding from Michigan though, Yeah, exactly, going
to use it.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, that's funny. Do you know what a turn up is?
Turn it up? Tonight? Got it all right? Which one
is the turn up? Thought?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Sark is a channel island part of the Bullywick of
Guernsey original part of Duchy of Normandy. This doesn't explained
much to me, but I think it's an island in
the UK somewhere. Got it?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
The over or the under? However betting works. I'm gonna
learn so much about betting. I bet that that one's
not gonna get used as much as the turnip.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Can you do like parlays and stuff with elections?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, you can probably do it all amazing anyway, all right,
sign for your shot at a trip to Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Call us right, not call us sorry. Go to the
jewbel Show dot com and enter the keyword.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Sand at the Jewbelshow dot com right now, and you
could be on your way to Jamaica.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
A hold on four night, yes, four night, three day,
hold on all inclusive, stay yes, apply a resort Yes,
and then also eight hundred dollars towards airfare voucher.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yes, got it. I was looking for my little script
because I can never remember that stuff. So thank you, Nina,
got you what you can do there? Also, what can
turnip turn it?

Speaker 2 (05:52):
So football season is alive and well and shake Shack
is capitalizing on it. Let's go. They're offering free chicken
sandwiches for the next thirteen weeks for NFL season.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
So what you gotta do is place a ten dollars
minimum order on the Shakeshack, Apple and the store Kioscar,
the website and you have to enter the code chicken Sunday.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Now woll I thought this was so funny to share
with you.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is because it's also kind of patty because you know,
Chick fil A is closed on Sundays.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Like okay, Shakeshack, get in there with your chicken. That's
really great. That's a good idea. Business is business. You
got to find your lane and just wiggle on in.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It seems like Sundays are the only days I ever
want Chick fil A or Ryoki. Those places are always
closed on Sundays.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, that's why you want to though, Yeah, Terry, I
love Shake Shake Shack. Hit me up.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
I want to be an endorser for you or something
because I love you and your product. Wow, that's how
they heard you. That was very sincere.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Mister Shack might call you today. I don't know if
that is Tom Shack, CEO of Shakeshack are you?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
That would be a solid name if it was. This
is kind of turning into a food related trending, but
this is kind of interesting. The world's most expensive martini
has arrived and it will only cost you thirteen thousand
dollars and you can get it at a restaurant in Chicago.
The thing that's really interesting about this because it's a
form of mescal juble and we know how much you
love mes cow so. But it's tomato mez cow so

(07:18):
made from tomatoes, made from tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Is that why it's so expensive? That's part of it.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
So it's smoked heirloom tomato mez cow But then it
also comes with nine carrot diamond tennis necklace draped over
the glass.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Okay, so okay, that's why you're paying for nine carrot
tennis Yeah yeah, not the next to it.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Right now? I would love that as you give my
necklace on Amazon and put it on that Martina.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, but it's a different experience when you don't know
you're getting it and like your person like orders you
that is not a diamond juice. We should do that.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Fancy restaurants would do with like engagement rings, you know,
because we've all I want to get engaged in a
fancy restaurant. Just include like a really fancy drink with it,
and then you can show up with your fiance and
be like, she'll have this, and she'll be like, what
when did you become like that?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I'm leaving you. Yeah, you're controlling, and then you can
still worry. Yeah, she's started one by it. It comes
with the ring. Anyway. Avocados the size of your head
are coming.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
They're called the jala avocados. They're not to be confused
with the Oh hold on, where'd it goes? It's like
attack of the killer tomatoes. No, not to be confused
with the avo zilla and the large choquette avocados.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Are they organic? You can get those in Australia.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
And you say they're coming, you mean like they're like
mutant avocados from space.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Well that they already exist, but you haven't been able
to have them yourself in your own backyard. So now
they're going to start selling these seeds where you can
grow jala avocado trees at home. So this is happening
in Australia, but it will likely make its way over here.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I want to get in on the avocado game because
it's like the cartels in Mexico, you know the ones
that do rug they also deal in avocados, and I
would really want to get in with them.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Why doesn't love to rise to the rst? I'm just kidding, kidding,
I'm getting Yeah, Victoria's family business is no, we don't
do anything with We're clear, what's the family business? What's
the family business? So what's it?

Speaker 5 (09:23):
What is it the family business? My mom's a teacher,
not your mom. No, I just have some family members
who deal with like import, the Mexican export.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Druss.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Some of Victoria's family is very well off, very well off.
They don't do that, and we just wondered their business
when we ask her what their business? They're an import export? Okay, hello,
El chupposes.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Here's how you can find out how many more white
suits do they have than any other color suit?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
If it's a lot of white suits. We know what
the import export what it is. I don't think I've
ever seen my uncle wear a white soup before. Yeah,
wouldn't do it around you. He's very smart man. You
should probably respect your tea. Okay, you can hear this
after this anyway. These particular avocados, though, are coming.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
From Australia, not Mexico. Okay, okay, okay, all right, that's
what's trending your home for a MISSIONO.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Now it's time for your shot at a trip to Jamaica,
where we also might have to hide out now exposed Victorious.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Wait to meet Victoria's family business.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
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Show dot com. What is that?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
What do you what do youantioning to me? Victoria? I'm
saying you doing a great job going, not saying I'm
number one the wrong finger,
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