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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sixty seconds away from your chance at a free trip
to Jamaica. But first, it's need is what's trending. So
the movie Beetlejuice.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Beetlejuice is killing it at the box office, but it's
also killing it at the bank. So AMC theaters are
selling a specific drink called the Sandworm Slayer. It's a
twenty four ounce cocktail made with blue and black raspberry
juice and premium VOD cup. It's also topped with gummy worms.
It's going viral though, because somebody paid thirty one dollars
thirty dollars for a drink. In the state of California,

(00:28):
it is thirty one dollars to drink the Sandworm Slayer. However,
in most other locations it's twenty one dollars. That's still
that's expensive. It is.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
But you know what I bet you I would do that.
We go to a bar and drink sometimes can be
like nineteen twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Yeah, it just.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Adds to the experience. Now, do I think that you're
that they're like robbing people? Absolutely, but that's what it is.
You're sugar in a cup, or you can just make
it ahead of time and stick it in your purse.
You know, like when you used to stick like subway
sandwiches in your purse before you got the movies.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
You take it a whole subway.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yes, how do you get drinks and you put them
in like a plastic bag or something.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I just put them carefully. Well, I had a friend
that would put it in, or she had one of
these things you could buy. It's a hair spray bottle.
What but it's not really hairspray. It's like a flask,
but it's it looks like a hairspray bottle. So you
can take places and people are just like, it's hairspray.
Don't mean to me. That was my friend, but I
loved it.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
The origin story.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
She is also very sober sometimes, like right now.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
I just take out all in the sporting events and
my shoes.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I would wear shoes that were a little too big,
and then I would get the bottles that are like
not round, they're more square, and then I would stick
them on the sides of my shoes and then pull
my pants down because.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
They don't frisky like the little small ones.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, did you ever did you ever break a bottle?

Speaker 6 (01:50):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:50):
But he had to walk really funny.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Break it. There's some good news coming out of the
royal family, and that is Kate Middleton finished her chemotherapy.
You may have seen the story, but she has been
opening up saying that it went really well and now
she's focused on doing whatever she can to stay cancer free.
She also hopes to resume public appearances in the coming months,
so she's getting her all together and back out there.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
That's fast, she's doing all that.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
I know.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I feel her body feels fast. So take your time, Kate.
I think everybody is going to be okay with that. Yeah,
and Walmart. Leave it to Walmart to bring us the
Threattle Costume of the Year. Oh wait, it is the
Throutle costume.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Are you sure?

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Not just extra large?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
No, it's for thretles. It's the Somor's costumes and they're
and they're calling it the Threatles costume because somebody's chocolate,
the other's marshmallow, and then you got a Graham Cracker.
I mean it really could be a quad.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Because Gregor's and double duty.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
So three people have so three people wear the costume.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Three people, but I feel like it should be four
or five because you got to double up the Marshmallow five.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
I really like the people that you wear in that costume.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, I feel like you can just all of a sudden,
scream out, activate, jump of each other.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Isn't it one costume, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's it's different costumes.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I thought it was one like a horse, you know,
like a horse's cot someone you know. Okay, I'm sure
I told me wrong. That's why I was like, you
got to really like each other, because I'll be frustrating
you're like the other gram Crackers not walking the same
speed as you.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, no, I'm sorry. It's each they're each individuals. It's
gonna cost you twenty six to ninety seven for the
three of them. But then now you get the activate thing,
lay down and certain jumping on top of each other.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Well, but then you got two gram Crackers.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Somehow the chocolate and the marshmallows have to get inside
the Graham Cracker costume.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Why why do we do?

Speaker 5 (03:52):
That's so continuing?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Okay, I think you're larity low picture it. Jubil is
a gram Cracker. He's wearing a gram Cracker costume. Victoria
is wearing a marshmallow costume. Bad Brad is wearing a chocolate.
Is the three of you show up in your individual costumes.
We're an open face, open face, your open face. Okay,
well then maybe on I'll be the last grandcat. So

(04:16):
you're saying, now, if you lay down U bowl and
everybody jumps on top of you and we lay down, now,
you aren't actual.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
You want me to dress up as a big white
pillow basically?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Okay, that is a way to save money on this costume. Yeah,
I mean it's only twenty six dollars, but.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
I mean, hey, anyway kind of cup a budget.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Got some tape, two pieces of cardboard on either side
of you to be the grand cracker.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm glad you guys are money savers.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
Rape a brown sheet over yourself.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
So are you chocolate or a poop emoji? Because there
could be what I.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Think the best costumes are the ones you have to interpret.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
That's what's trending.

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Speaker 1 (04:56):
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Speaker 2 (05:12):
Right now, if you have a fur baby, you're gonna
want to put September twenty first on your calendar.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Why.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
I think a lot of people in this room are
going to squeal once you hear what this is.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Because I'm performing at the Funnybone in Saint Louis that weekend,
and then they want you to bring your dogs or something. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I mean, if you decide to dress like mister Heeves
and you can't crush furry show, WHOA.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
That's not far interesting.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
What I don't know, Well if you call it a
furry show, but that's not for far off. Because Target
is launching something called the Cuddle Collapse. It's a collection
for pets and pet lovers. So it includes over one
hundred and eighty items like coordinated outfits for pets and
their owners, home decre fun pet I want a pet
just to dress like it. They also are going to
have all kinds of like cute little pet beds, exclusive

(05:53):
Stanley products for your pets, and it's all expected to
sell out. So September twenty first is the day if
you want to have a man outfit with your pet
and Stanley products. For the last time, I try to
dress my cat up in a dress for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
She got really mad at me. She wore for like
a whole night.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
But then I woke up with her like, you're standing.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Over me, like your face. If I were bigger, you
would be dinner. Take me out of these stupid clothes.
You put her in tight dresses.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
They should publish the list of everyone who buys this stuff,
so you know who doesn't have a personality of their own.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay, I think it's cute, so clearly I have a
great personality.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
It's weird. I got in trouble for dressing like my
dog the other day. I have a dog, mister Peas
is his name. Yeah, I dressed like him. He didn't
just like me, so I was just walking around what Nike, Yeah, oh,
he has a bandana around his Next I put a
bandana around my neck to really get it.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I was like, I'm dressed like my dog.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's actually really funny.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Moving on, I don't want to talk about naked Jebel anymore.
Pines has triggered the Internet with their latest tweets, so
we'll see how you feel about it. But they took
a hard stance and said, FYI, ketchup goes in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Why wouldn't it That's what I said.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I was surprised they had to tweet this out. But
apparently the whole internet got upset and said, no, ketchup
goes in the pantry.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
You would have said, does it do? You don't hear
a ketchup in the fridge?

Speaker 6 (07:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
What do you mean if you have ketchup, doesn't it
go bad?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
When I've had ketchup, I haven't put in the fridge. No,
I don't think it goes bad.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Maybe it does. I have no idea. Yeah, I just never.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Tomatoes in the fridge.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
Good point, very good point.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah. It does also say it in the bottle that
it should be refrigerated worse after being in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Really yeah, are you sure?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I mean, I thought you know. I don't think you're alone.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Though.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
The reason why it's so upsetting and so triggering is
that people are very upset because they don't put it
in the fridge. So if you're one of those people
that doesn't put it in the fridge, can you text
us Why put.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
It in the fridge.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
That is a weird thing though.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Why does it not have to be in the fridge
and then when you open it it does have to
be in the fridge.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
That weirds me.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
It's a little bit upsetting.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Actually, well because it's sealed tightly.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, but I don't know if that makes it like
I don't know my head, that doesn't work. That's not
enough for me. Why do you have to be refrigerated
after I open you? What's happening in there when I
unseal that? What chemistry magic is going down for you
to try to kill me?

Speaker 6 (08:23):
Now that I've opened you, the seal's.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Broken, I feel very uncomfortable because I never thought about that.
I don't cold up cold ketchup.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
It's always been you know, it's always been gross to me,
the end of the ketchup bottle, like the last little
bit of ketchup that's in there. Even if it hasn't
nothing's gross with it. It just grossed me out for
some reason why, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Then it's tossed it out and get a new one.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Well that's what I would do, because I wouldn't eat it.
But it's just always grossed me. Out, just like the
last little squirt of ketchup always gross to me. It's
your point though about warm ketchup. One Ketchup that's ever
been in a refrigerator.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Is any sort of Ketchup packet you've ever gotten from
a fast food.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, Victoria has an inner person.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Now, okay, No, they.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Don't put Ketchup packets in their fridge.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah I do.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I put mine in the fridge.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
They don't when they were sitting out at the fast
food restaurants and stuff. Wow, all right.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Could you refrigerate your Ketchup packet? After this?

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Sounds like it could be a docu series.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
If you open a Ketchup packet and save it to
refrigerate it, that's a weird thing to do. I've done
that with hot sauces. Hot sauce is different because there's
feel different about hot sauce. Ketchup would be weird to
me if I went to someone's house and they just
had a bunch of like half used packet intor just
finished the ketch up.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Well, now you have something to discuss today, and that's
what's trending.
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