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October 23, 2024 7 mins

The Jubal Show is on the radio all over the country. They are unafraid to tackle the topical world we live in, and can’t get enough of the drama. Nothing is sacred, and nothing is off limits on The Jubal Show.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Signed Vernina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dodgers Yankees World Series starts on Friday, and it's the
first time those two teams are matching up against each
other in over four decades. Really, yeah, so it's a
big deal. The interesting part is how much it's going
to cost you for a ticket if you're trying to
be at one of these games. So the ones in LA,
the tickets are about twelve hundred dollars. Whoa but over that?

(00:23):
And then if you when you go to New York
when they move over, it's going to cost you even more.
So you got that kind of cash and you're trying
to be at the Fall Classic.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, no, you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Lot.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Honestly, being at a World Series is a dream of mine.
But there's no way I'm ever going to have that
money to buy a ticket. So what's the backup plan?
I went to a World Series on accident.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
How Yeah, a friend of mine invited me to I
lived in Los Angeles at the time. Invited me out
to a Dodgers game. It turns out it was the
World Series the world.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
You didn't even know baseball games.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
You go to body Veggas that was the game that
it went like ten hours. I was just exhausted. I
don't care about sports. I just went to hearing.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Would have been there for ten hours, like this is amazing.
Ten hours straight.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I was like, I'm going home.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
You know every single person in that place is loaded
or friends with somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's totally yeah. I was the friend.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I'll ever get tickets and you want a plus one,
I'll be there. On the opposite side, Target is looking
out for you. They're cutting prices on more than two
thousand items ahead of the holiday season. So this is exciting.
When you go to Target, you may be able to
get out of there under one hundred dollars. Would be
a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It is a challenge I wouldn't put upon anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I'm wanting to Target for a candy bar or something before,
I've got towels, I've got everything. I didn't want to
spend this much money.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
There's one leg I have to avoid it all costs,
and it's throw pillows. Oh wow, but it is about
throw pillows. I always want a new one because a
new one, yeah, and they feel so good home good sucker.
And last, there's a man who is trending right now.
He's a Florida man, of course, and he's trending because
he impersonated a security guard to get into the Taylor

(02:06):
Swift concert in Miami.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Smart.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, he was dressed in a suit and he was
wearing one of those necklaces things that looked like he
had a badge. But it turns out that he was
just the driver of these women that had hired him
to be there. But he had told the security he
was like, no, I'm a hired security guard by these
women that didn't feel safe, and they wanted me to
escore the man. Why he's in custody still with a

(02:29):
fifteen hundred dollars bond.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wow, he's like screwed.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
If I have to drive around with one of these shows,
it's gonna be so packed, I might as well just
get into.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Wait was he in there for before they kicked him
out into the show? I don't know. He just was
there wearing the stuff. It doesn't say how long he
made it in. He was actually standing near the field
like he was standing like a bodyguard, all stiff and stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
You can talk your way to almost anything enough confidence,
so when you get caught, you're busted.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
So people are putting Apple air tags on their political
signs to keep them from being stolen. Really, if you
didn't already know that it is illegal in most places
to steal political signs off of your neighbors, lies, it is,
and you can get in trouble for it. So apparently
people have been having problems with that. Whatever side you're on,
it's fine except for that people are putting those air

(03:17):
tags on them, so you can receive all of the
consequences that come stealing somebody else's sign. I mean, yeah,
I'd make me mass once stole my thing, and it's like,
I'm gonna get you suver.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
It feels like a game.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
It's like I'm gonna get you numb, I'll get you better. Yeah,
dare you to take it?

Speaker 5 (03:36):
So just don't just don't it's cool or get a
new sign if it's stolen, that's fun. They can't be
that expensive, can they. I think they're probably free.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Out, but I think that's besides the point.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, Yeah, stealing is bad.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
And it's also don't silence me, you know, I think
that's part of it. Yeah, So, okay, have you ever
dropped your phone in kind of a compromising situation, like
maybe in the toilet or something.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Like that week. But yeah, constantly.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Well, this lady really dropped hers in a very compromising
place because she got stuck hanging upside down in a
crevice between two boulders for seven hours whoa while trying
to receive her or retrieve her phone. So this is
kind of a piece say yeah, there is right.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
There actually is hours. Yes, oh yeah, isn't that mooner
he cuts off his own leg. Yeah, her arm.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Arm when she cut off to get out. Thankfully she
didn't have to cut anything off. She just hung there
for seven hours. But she was in Australia rock climbing,
and she had a couple friends with her, so at
least they knew where to look for her when they
realized that she wasn't meeting back up with them. So
when the help came to rescue her, they had to
move these boulders. One of them weighed one thousand pounds.

(04:45):
They actually moved it just to get her phone to
get her. But she did have her phone, so after
all of that end up getting it. She had her phone.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
I just picture her hanging upside down from a boulder
and them showing up and her going I'm a.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Bat because at this point, she's delirious. There's actually a
picture that was taken of her that they used all
of her news outlets, and all you see are her
little feet, bare feet popping out of these.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Terrifying If I dropped my phone into a crevice, I'd
be like moving on.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, it's probably the right thing to get a new phone,
the right thing to do. And lastly, scurvy is making
a comeback.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Scurvy enough with the throwback stuff we need to bring
back scurvy.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Scurvy is a nutritional illness that was once synonymous with
ancient sailors, so it used to pop up all the
time with like pirates are and all.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Of that stuff. A lack of vitamin C.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
That's exactly what it is. It's a lack of vitamin C.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Kid, I thought I had scurvy.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
That's why I know that I have no idea. I
have a lot of anxiety, and I always think that
I have like horrible diseases. So I learned a lot
about scurvy. That's a few weeks. For whatever reason, I
was convinced I had scurvy. And then I started just
eating a bunch of vitamin C.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I just had a whole picture in my head.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Jubil popped open the Encyclopedia Britannica and his mom bought
off a door to door salesman and flipped it open
to scurvy and was like, oh, no.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
There it is. I knew that was the problem.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Take your vitamin scene, yeah, or just eat your oranges,
whatever you gotta do. They made it like just a
crazy name rather than saying you have a vitamin seed efficiency.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Why are people getting scurvy anyway?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Because people are not eating their veggies, their fruits and
veggies and not taking vitamins and stuff so well.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Or they are, but the frust of vegetables don't have
any of that in them anymore.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Right, They're just really committed to their pirate costume this year,
like may like.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Vegetablity, start drinking some salt water so I can get
really great.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
It's like breaking high girl Halloween. It's gonna be dirty
pirate Halloween.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
So I thought you were just say scurvy, like scary skirvy,
scurvy and kirby. I don't like to think that's looks trending.
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