Crinkled Bag B**ch

Hey Petty People! In this episode KT and Kayla talk iHeart Radio's Jingle Ball and all the things that's been happening since they last saw each other. Some of the topics include "how low would you go for money", Lil Nas X being judged for putting out Christian music, and gender roles. Enjoy!

Episode Transcript

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The Petty Is Podcast. Welcome backto another episode of Petty I'm Kayla.
Hi, I'm Kayla. I loveyou. I'm good. It's nice to

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be back in person. It's sonice to be back in person. We
were on the struggle train. That'sa week that audio quality made me want
to pull my eyelashes out. I'mlike, I do not sound like that.
I do not sound like that.But it was we need like like
the processing of the studio mics tomake it sound good. And then we
only had like thirty minutes on thezoom like. It was ghado as fuss

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fuck but whatever, I look atit right now. I got my head
wrap one right now. No,you're a beautiful period. That's it.
That's all so petty things that youdid this week. What you do girl?
So I got a hater listener mail, mind you. I wasn't even
in studio, like I was athome eating leftover turke with my family.
But I had to produce remotely.So I'm checking into the talkbacks, making

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sure the host is doing a goodjob, and all of a sudden,
I get to talk back about mesaying I'm not listening anymore because Kayla's immature
and stupid. No way keep playingwhat I hear it? Yeah, that
show business stupidity from Kayler really soundsstupid it andmature. Just because of that,

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I'm stopping. Stop listening to yourevery show a year. First,
so as you eat your bag ofchip show business. Sorry, no,
thanks for rubbing and Kayla, it'sfine. I'm fine about it. But
yeah, so I'm just home eatingleftover turkey checking the talkbacks. It's like,
what the heck did I do?What did you say? So every

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every Saturday we do this segment wherethe coast goes there's no business like and
I go show business and then hegives details about what's going on the celebrity
news whatever. We do this everySaturday, and she's like, I don't
want to listen to it anymore becauseof Kayla's stupid your business delivery. So,
first of all, I don't likeyour delivery. As you was crack
crack and open about a bag ofship. She was probably eating like peanuts

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without even with I don't know,so like, yeah, hella dry and
stale. She just sounds like astale person. Yeah she got Listen,
Kayla, let me tell you this. You have not made it in life.
If you haven't gotten the hater,Okay, I remember you do?
Yeah, girl, girl, Ohmy god, Doctor Wendy drives people crazy

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and they're like, Kyle, allyou do is kiss her ass like,
tell her what she's like. Iget. I get a lot of hate.
Girl, what I'm just a producer. Talk to them I doing.
I don't get why these people peoplelike will be so bold behind a screen.
I remember one time I interviewed OliviaRodrigo and I asked her about her
relationship because obviously driver's license is abouta relationship, and her fans on Twitter

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tore me to shreds. I wascanceled for a hot second. No you
aren't you? How dare you invadeher privacy? Where the good interviewers at
nowadays? So girl, oh mygod, that's excessive. It happens,
it does, and I will saythough, So we played it back on
air. That was my petty thing. I played it back on air so
we can make fun of this womanand talk about her dry, nasty ass

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mouth. And I got so muchlove in return from the listeners. And
this was one of my favorites.Hey, crinkly bag lady, don't make
Kayla mad I did that once andI can feel the burn through the iHeartRadio
app all the way in Baker's Fieldand some other one was like, you

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know, she's just being her sparklyself. Don't ever change your personality,
Kayla, we love you. Soit was like, for one hate I
got, I got like seven lovetalkbacks that made me really happy. But
yeah, that was my petty thingand it didn't hurt my feelings because listen
to her like I can only imaginecrinkly bag lady. Yeah, crinky bag
bitch. But yeah, so thatwas my petty thing and f her and

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f the haters. Man, I'msorry that they try to cancel you for
asking about a relationship. You're agreat interviewer, Thank you, And I
love that you guys played that backon the air. That is some petty
shit and I didn't think that,like you would do that on that type
of show, you know what Imean. But that's cool that Wendy was
cool with. That was Chris Merrilshow. But whoever, it was like,

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I love that, I love that, but who cares? Whatever next?
What'd you do, Patty girl?I mean, I guess you can
consider this petty. So me andmy friends went out this weekend, and
I don't know, it's weird beinglike a single, free, liberated woman
and liberated woman no way, LikeI always go out right, even when
I'm in a relationship. I goout, But it's like a different air

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about you when you're single and youknow you are, And it's still like
an uncomfortable, weird like type ofsituation for me because I sometimes I forget
I don't even know how to flirtanymore, Like I'm out of the game
for so long, i don't knowwhat to do. But it's not like
uncommon for guys to come up tome, and obviously I'm always just like
I'm good, I'm in a relationship. But now it's like I feel like,

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oh, I don't have to sayI'm in a relationship and I'm in
a relationationship anymore unless you're ugly,and I'm like, okay, I'm in
a relationship. Bye. But soin this case, it was this really
guy, this really ugly guy thatkept following me around all night. I'm
talking about stank like he was hewas huge, and he'd his breast stank
like his his whole everything about himstunk, and he just like, but

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I love the fact that he hadlike a such a confidence about him,
like even though he was not cute, he's stunk. He acted like he
was freaking Chris Brown. And Iwas like, okay, Like that is
some confidence right there. He musgot money or a big penis because I
can't. But it was to thepoint where I said, listen, I

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have I'm a lesbian. Oh I'ma lesbian. I can't talk to you
like nothing else was working. Didthat work? It worked? He was
like all right, shoty and thenleft like that's good. I tried that
one time. I was out withNita and one guy was bothering me and
her and I was like, youknow, we're actually girlfriends. Can you
go away? And he's like,oh yeah, I could tell. I

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was like authentic. It was like, well, she's trying to say that
you look like a lesbian. Ithink he was. I think he was
ill. Could tell y'all y'all girlfriends. I don't mind, O mind.
He was so drunk, he wasso gross. I hated him with y'all
a little lesbian in tho. Imean, yeah, but yeah, but
don't be saying you could tell like, you don't know me, sir.
What does a lesbian look like?Though? I guess like me apparently,
gentleman, wouldn't you think that.I don't get it. I don't get

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it. I don't get it.But he gotta be a lesbian anyway,
for real. You gotta crush ona little girl. Girl. Listen at
this point, niggas ain't shit.Okay, these guys and these dudes have
been doing me so wrong, andit's so crazy because it seems like everybody
around me is going through some shipwith a guy and it's just a turn
off. You know, it's funny. I was also I had a braid

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back before I was a sister lotof girl and I locked up sheldy and
she she had a girlfriend back inthe day, and she said that her
girlfriend kept getting pregnant on her.So girls ain't shitty either, Yeah,
because she wasn't impregnant in her Shewasn't in pregnant. Issue ain't no way.
Nah, definitely get you said keptYeah. It was like two or
three times she's like yeah. Likethe third time she was like, all

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right, bro, I gotta Igotta go there. Shorty stole her internet
cable it was. It was alot of drama. You know that is
true? If it being with thegirl means like another one of me,
I feel like that would be tentimes worse than a guy. And it'll
probably acceptable to physically fight. AndI'll be damned if I'm physically fighting every
time you get into an argument,because like, bitch are you talking to

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it's like, bitch, you amI talking to eat? I don't know,
it's new territory, but I'm sure, I'm sure there's plenty of relationships
that don't go that way. Yeahwait, okay, you said, speaking
of locks, didn't you get yourhair done? And didn't Troy just see
your hair? Troy? Oh no, that was last year at the journalism
because I can't. I can't dothat hair I wanted. I was gonna
ask. I was like, yes, okay, for reference, I saw

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her story and she had posted likeshe just got her hair done and to
like this ponytail, and I waslike, oh, how does she get
that done with her locks? Butokay, I'm wrong. Yeah, it
was it was last year post itwas like throw back Thursday. But a
lot of people did enjoy my assin that video, which is cool,
But when it comes from people likethat you don't want looking at your ass,

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It's like, hm, I feellike you're I feel assaulted, like
call nine one one, just acouple of the follower, just a couple
of people just like oh, yeah, that looks great, or like yeah,
because I don't really post me atmy ass much or me shaking it,
that's not a thing that I do. So when I do do it
and people respond, it's just like, that's why I don't do it.

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I don't know. I feel likeback in college, I did not care
about posting my ass or anything.But I feel like as I grow up
now, like you attract the tensionthat you put out there. So if
you're don't be posting your ass,you have to be okay with the ass
lookers like saying, hey, mommy, I don't know if I agree with
that now, because I'm like,that's like, oh, because you dress
skimpy. If you dress skimpy,you expect people to stare in touch.

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It's like no, I mean,I guess you can't control people's eyes,
but it's still my body and youdon't have the right to comment on it,
whether shake my ass or not.Absolutely, I think you're right,
like, they're gonna stare, They'rethey're gonna look, especially if your ass
is out. But to touch orto say something, no, right,
Like, it's not for you toeat or touch or look at. But
I guess I can't troll where youlook. But we'll never eat or touch

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it, that's for sure. Anythings our listeners have done. Okay,
So somebody said, my sister foundout her man was cheating, and so
she held a garage sale for allhis things while he was out of town.
When he got back, my sisterwas gone, the dog was gone,
and his stuff was gone. Bravo, Bravo. Not all heroes wear
capes. Girl, Proud of you, baby, I love that. I

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how you do it video on TikTok. I guess the girl found out that
her guy was cheating and they livedon like the sixth floor and all his
ship was on the street. Ilove it to the point where like the
day was raining clothed, there wasrain in TV. It was rain of
furniture. It's like go that song, like go back and hit him up

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man, when just go back ahead? Yeah, exactly exactly, Waites,
That's not the song I was mycousin was making fun of me when the

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Eagles lost, so I texted him, you're worried about the Eagles losing when
you need to be worried about whoyour dad is. He blocked me,
that's fun. That's too loud,that's too low a blow brow. Yeah,
don't don't bring the daddy's in here. You're not even an Eagle,
Like, would you so mad thatthe team lost for like this because your

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cousin's making fun of you? Yougot to talk about my daddy's daddy issues
like dang. You know they youknow how men get when you bring up
their daddy issues? Okay, theyget They get very sensitive. They start
crying and then I do and theystart having lots of trauma and they get
triggered, and then they start throwingthings and then they start like, you
know, what have you been through? What are you? Wait? What

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I don't do daddy issues? God, you was beautiful at jingle Ball not
doing daddy issues well week, Ohmy goodness. Okay, So jingle Ball
was everything. I mean, Ifeel like it was such a better jingle
Ball than last year. And lastyear was fine too, but it was
just it was great from start tofinish. I feel like my outfit came

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together at the last second. Lovelove, love those pants, love them.
Oh thank you. I had myshirt. It was like a blazer
white blazer top. It wasn't evensupposed to come in until like Friday night,
and obviously jingle Ball is Friday night. And so I saw on Thursday
that it had arrived at the Bourbonkpost office. Wow, but they weren't.

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They were done delivering for the day. So I was like, yo,
Mom, like, do you thinkthat if I go to the post
office right now, like they closethe fifteen minutes, that they'll give it
to me? And she was like, I don't know if they do that,
but like you can go and try. So I go to the post
office and I, you know,go there, and I was like,
I asked for a manager. Iwas like, hey, listen, I
was banking on this package coming tonight. I need it by like tonight.

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Is there any way And he waslike no, no, no, no,
can do We got tens of thousandsof boxes back there that we need
to sort through. There's no way, like, no, no, And
I was like, please, isthere anything that I can do? Like
I need this package tonight and hewas like, no, what does your
package look like? Da? Dada? And I was just literally just
bagged him. He was like,all right, fine, give me the
track what I do, and solike he found the package. It took

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him like ten minutes. And soI ended up getting this shirt for jingle
Ball and it just I was sohappy about that my outfit came together.
But overall it was a great night. I mean from start to finish,
like hosting the village stage, somany people came out, the weather held
out good for us. Then themain stage, EJ and I went out
together. We were like after RyanSeacrest, so like the first presenters,

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and it was good. I mean, I was like I was worried about
I would forget my lines and stuffeven though like you never do. They
had a forgot tell. But Iwasn't nervous. I remember last year I
was like so nervous and before Ihost anything or get on stage, I
get like super super jittering anxious.But like I felt such peace this time,
like I got this, like Ihost so many things. I've done

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this so many times, even thoughit's like forty thousand people, Like just
go out there and have fun.So that's what we did. It was
a lot of fun and I don'teven know, like it was just a
great time, great energy from startto finish. We had some drinks and
then me and my friends went outafter and went to OT Genesis OT Genesis
private party. Oh nice. Soit was at the Highlight Room him and

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was Khalifa. Oh cool. Therewhat a night. That's when the homeboy
I had to tell him I waslesbian, but solent I ear, Oh
my god, because it was solike I love the fact that my friend
showed up for me and came outand supported and like hyped me up,
and they got me drunk at theclub, Like I was hungover for two
freaking days, but it was worthit. Like it it was just like

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such a good night, and itjust reminded me that there is just such
good in the world and I haveso many things to be grateful for and
so many things to look forward tolike that, and no longer do I
have to be distracted by noise orAnd I'm also realizing, like I'm oh,
I want to tell you about this. Yeah, okay, So not
to get off topic or anything,but like I had a breakdown at the

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end of the night, and Iit was because people were telling me I
looked pretty. And I don't knowif you notice this, but like when
you tell me all the time,like Kayla is like the biggest hype person.
She'll always be like, kaya,you look so beautiful, and I'm
always like and I realized that,like I do have a really big insecurity
about how I look, like Idon't think that I'm like the prettiest person.

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So I had so many people complimentedme on my makeup and my outfit
on jingle Ball night, and itstarted making me feel funny, like I
didn't like it. I almost feltlike they're lying or and I was like
self doubting my I make up,like, oh I look like a clown,
Like it's too much, Like peopleare probably laughing at me, but
they're just lying and saying that Ilook good. But like my friends kept

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hyping me up, and all ofa sudden, I just started crying.
And I also I was drunk,but and they couldn't understand. I was
like, I haven't felt this goodand like from people in a long time,
Like I haven't had this kind ofencouragement or people build me up like
this in such a long time,because I'm so used to being torn down
in a way, like I'm comingout of relationships where like I wasn't told

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that I was pretty like ever,you know, like I can't count on
my hand how many times, youknow, and my self esteem has just
over the past few years has justgone to shit. So hearing so many
people say you look beautiful, Ithink one I was just like overwhelmed because
I wanted to believe them and Iand then I actually kind of did believe
them and I and it was justlike a weird realization for me, and

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it was just like I started crying. I was just like I never felt
pretty in a long time, becauseI haven't in years. I haven't like
the way I look. I wouldcompare myself to all these models on people
on phones and stuff like that,and so it was just a night where
I was actually able to be likeKayla, stopping in your head, like
and you do look okay, Yeah, that's just wild to me that you

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don't think that you're pretty because youare so drop dead gorgeous to me,
Like, and I'm not gonna doit, you do, You're not gonna
cry or whatever? But you reallyare a beautiful girl, Like it's unreal
how beautiful you are. That bigass smile, the shape of your eyes,
the eyebrows, like, don't evenget me. I could stare are
you for hours? Beautiful girl?But I get it because I know there
are certain people because I am acomplimentary person, especially to those I love

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and so that I really think aregorgeous, and certain people that I do
it too, they're like shut up, like whatever or roll their eyes and
it's just like why, Like,so there certain people do have that struggle
with accepting compliments, and I justthink that you sharing that on this platform
just makes them feel like damn.I guess I'm not the only person that
does that, because it's it's definitelymore common than not. But how is
your weak? Oh my god?I literally got so sick on my flight

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home. I never never experienced anythinglike. I mean on my flight back
to LA I never experienced anything likethis. Like my nose just started feeling
super congested, my ears felt likethey were going to like my head felt
like it was going to explode.I got so sick mid flight, and
I was manned down for like Ididn't even give myself a recovery day.
To be honest with you, Iwent right back to work the next day,

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worked a double and I got senthome like from both jobs. They're
like, girl, you're sick,and I'm just like, I want to
work. So I am finally startingto feel better. I'm still like a
little bit congested, but I feelwas it from the flight or was it
just from being home and like thetime zone differences and stuff I got.
I think it was being I thinkit was the weather change because it was

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we were in the Poconos. Youwere into like that, and the Poconos
was freezing. It was like twentysomething like it was like freezing and I'm
not used that weather. And thenalso my dumb ass I think I said
this on the last show throughout allmy winter coach, like I don't need
these anymore living southern Califoria. Thereyou go. I mean, I bought
a flight to the Poconos, likedumb ass. But so I think that's
what got me sick. And thenit was the busiest work week of my

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life. We just had different events. The new job is running me dry,
and then Doctor Wendy. We hadour Worthy of Love special, which
was so well received. What wasthat you were telling me about it?
But what was so? What wedid was we interviewed different people who are
worthy of love, whether they arean adult film star, or somebody with

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disabilities, or somebody who's transgender,or a felon. So we interviewed these
different people throughout the episode, andthe final interview was the felon. They
told his story about how he wentto jail and how his struggles were on
the dating apps and how he gotyou know, rejected from his by his
past or whatever or because of hispast, and then we revealed that it

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was doctor Wrindy's boyfriend and she waslike, I love you, will you
marry me? So I was like, she proposed to him, She proposed
to him, and the reason andit's just very on brand for her because
she's like, you know, weas women, we fight for our equal
rights and we do all this stuffwith a feminist movement, but why are

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we still you know, dropping ouridentity when we meet a man. Why
are we getting rid of our names? Why do they have to do you
know, why do they have doollther work? Like if I want to
marry him, why can't I askwhy do we still put ourselves in these
boxes when we're making so much changesin other places. So it's just very
own brand for her, not forme. I can't do it. But
I'm not in my sixties and Ididn't found in love like that yet,
So I don't know. Do youfeel like or think it emasculated him?

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Like how did he feel about that? Because oh, no, I know
to the public, he probably wasfeeling like, oh, people are judging
me because I had a woman proposedto me. I think that's like,
I don't think that people care aboutthat in their sixties. I don't know
I'd ever been in my sixties.But from what I see, like you
know, they they they really loveeach other, and they were talking about

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it beforehand, like she knew hewas going to say yes. He did
laugh for a little bit because Idon't think he thought that she was serious,
and she like, does she havelike a ring? And everything she
did she said, men don't wearrings. She said the words are enough
for him. I'll give him thering on the wedding day. But I
think I think that the way theyare, they don't fit into typical gender
roles like he does. He'll dothe cleaning and the dishes after they after

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she cooks, and it's just likethey just do what works for them.
Man, and I love it.Interesting. It's really one of the healthiest
relationships though that I that I've seenin my circle of people. Like it's
a really healthy relationship or really healthylove. Well, that kind of gets
into what we wanted to talk abouttoday, because there is this TikToker who
uh basically is calling out men foracting like the new women listen to this.

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When did men become so soft?Why is it that you men want
everything that women need. I've neverseen such a batch of salt men.
Oh. I want to be nurtured. I want to be flew out,
I want to be bort nice things. I want to be emotionally loved.
I'm emotionally trauma to you, men, sound like and then you wonder why

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these women don't submit to you.Oh, I'm still dealing with mommy,
like you can sound so goofy issick and you are not a woman.
Get some fucking balls about yourself.Women come to men for strength, not
the other way around. Women cometo men for protection, not the other
way around. Women come to menfor nurturing, in a sense, but

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it's not the way that y'all actinglike it. Y'all acting like y'all want
to be breastfed all over again.And then you wonder why these women don't
respect you. It's not that she'smasculine. It's not that she doesn't respect
men. She can't view you asa man because you've never given her a
safe space to treat you like aman. I'll say it once and i'll
say it again. Women act likereal women around real fucking men. They

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can't help it. They become stupidold I don't know how to do it
when you give them a safe spaceto do Could you get that light bulb
for me? Could you help mewith that? Like, they like to
be women, but you don't makeher feel like one, and that's why
they act the way that they do. Wow, that was a lot,
a lot, So what do youthink? I agree and I disagree,

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Okay, I feel a lot ofthe things that he said perpetuates toxic masculinity.
Men should be able to be emotionallysafe around that woman. They should
be able to feel like I hada bad day, I need to cry,
and it's okay because that's a humanreaction. But at the same time,
I do agree that men are like, flew me out, but pay

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for this date, take caring me, And I think that that is a
turnoff. And when men do actlike that, I get quick to be
disrespectful. I know when I carrieda lot of the financial weight. The
second you act it up, youare a bitch. And I'm gonna call
you a bitch because I don't respectyou. But if a man doesn't,
you know, depend on me andcan take care of himself, I can't

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see myself calling you a bitch.It just won't come to me. Right.
The difference is the difference. Seefor me, I wasn't an I
was once in a relationship where theman refused to give me flowers unless I
got him flowers. No, no, let me say that again. No,
son, he would not give me. It was it was like,

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oh, I like flowers too,but when's the last time you got me
flowers? Okay, No, youcould buy me flowers and then like,
you could also state that you likeflowers, but to be like, yeah,
it was a lot. It wasa lot. It was a lot
of tipper. But I kind ofagree with him. I kind of agree

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with him. I feel like nowthat the talk or the just I kind
of agree with it. I mean, nowadays got like they want to be
fleued out. They want to theywant to, you know, the woman
to pay all the bills. Butthen in certain aspects want their masculine respect.
They don't want you to emasculate themaround the house, still want you

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to cook and clean for them.But it's like, well, I want
to be taken out on dates.I want flowers. It's like, are
we doing the gender roles? Arewe not? Yeah? What are we
doing? Pick or choose? Andit's true, like I do get more
in touch with my feminine side whena man can take care of me and
listen. Not all relationships are goingto be like that. A lot of
relationships, they're gonna be fifty tofifty okay, like where you can split

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the bills, you equally give eachother flowers. You take me on a
date one day, I'll take youon a date another day. Like and
that works for some people. Otherrelationships it doesn't. I mean, but
you can, yeah, you gottapick it. You can't pick and choose,
No, you can't. I agreewith that, and I will say
I did have an ex boyfriend,and I think and I should have known
this again, the freaking worst oneever on our first like when we first

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started dating. He's like, oh, this is your things change. Women
are starting to take care of mennow. And I should have known that.
That was like a red flag becauseI and I carried a lot of
the financial weight in that in thatrelationship, and he was one that I
was picked to call a bitch.But when I don't carry the financial weight,
and I do think that there's away that I can tell a man
likes flowers. For example, therewas another guy I dated and I just

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went to his house and saw thathe had a lot of flowers. You
would buy himself flowers, so I'mlike, I know you like flowers.
He would gift me things, soI would gift him things in return,
Like I'll pop up with flowers ina journal and whatever. But I'm not
doing that if you, if you'reasking, please give me Like that's just
no, I'm dry. I'm adesert stop it. Yeah, that's the
type of person I am is likeI want to do things for you out

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of kindness of my heart and notbecause I feel obligated, Like and so
if I, like you said,if I see that you love flowers,
cool, maybe one day I dowant to treat you out on a date,
Like maybe I want to and oneday I want to be like,
hey, I'll pay for everything,or maybe I'll do this, I'll do
that, but I want to dothat. I kind of stuff my heart
because I love you. But itseems like nowadays some of the guys are

(25:53):
just taking advantage of the girl whomaybe makes more money than them, or
it's like, oh, well,I want you to take me out on
a date. Oh you got bigmoney now, Oh you gotta be Oh
you caught me big money. That'sa red flat. Run run. No,
you got big dollars. You know, big dollars. And it's just
like all right, all right,settled down. Yeah I can't. You're

(26:14):
not gonna ask me or tell meI need to buy anything for you,
right, super lame. Well.One person on the instagram said, real
shit. Men need support, notall the shit women need and desire.
I think it's about feeling secure asa man and knowing your lady is one
hundred percent on board with you.The only flowers on one is an eighth,
So baby, get me some niceweed and let me take care of

(26:36):
you. Another person said, forthe most part, he isn't wrong.
Only thing I would say is theemotional traumatized stuff can be real for some
guys. I don't think it's someI don't think it's something that they need
to be dumped on. Sorry,I don't think it's something they need to
dump on women. But it's somethingmen need to deal with, need to
deal with as well everything else,everything else. He is spot on about

(26:56):
a lot of type bos. ButI agree, I mean, like,
and this goes back to what yousaid in the beginning. Every man has
a right to feel, you know, get emotional with their with their women.
You know, their woman is supposedto be a safe space for them.
Okay, they and I would loveto baby my man everyone like,
because that's my baby, that's myman, you know what I mean.
But I think some of these menare a little bit doing a little bit

(27:18):
too much. Yeah, and Ialso I also agree to the fact that
I don't like what he said.Women will do it a woman is supposed
to do be stupid and because that'snot what the fuck are you talking about?
Stupid? But I will say Ididn't think I was a type to
submit, and I thought submitting waslike an offensive term that could triggered me,
like submit west for what. Butthat was when I was dating boys
who I had to do a lotagain, a lot of independent women stuff.

(27:42):
But when I dated men who tooka lot of that off of me,
it was kind of natural to submit. I want to make you happy
because you you take care of everythingthat I need, So why would I
upset you? You know, soit is kind of natural to want to
submit. I don't think submission isequivalent to being stupid, but yeah,
I gets what he was saying.His words were aggressive, but it makes

(28:02):
sense. These men are willing todo whatever to get your money, apparently
these days, because you big money, you big money, big money,
big money. But how low areyou willing to go for money? Because
I saw this video that actually tookplace where we are currently, where a
coworker had to eat the chewed upfood out of another coworker's mouth. And

(28:26):
when I messaged Haryl, like girl, why would you do that? She
said anything for good content in acheck or something like that. Nothing like
creating good content for a check.We're gonna send this episode to her too,
because I'm gonna need her to comeon petty ishh that's and explain to
us what was going on, soif we can paint the picture for you

(28:49):
guys. So I don't even knowif I can paint the picture. Did
you watch the whole thing? Icouldn't watch to paint the picture, Emily,
you want to pay the picture ofwhat you saw in that video?
Like do I want to? Idon't know if I should, but I
will. He was wasn't that whattwo girls one cup was? They kind
of but it was like baby birdingit from one mouth to another. Oh,

(29:11):
that's a go way to word it. And and two girls one cup
was shit? Yeah, and itwas two girls and it was like but
co worker, yeah that part too. I mean, I don't know if
that makes a difference. They wereprobably co workers, maybe adult film star
worker coworkers. I don't know,But like, how do you walk in
the building the next day and belike I just ate your inside? How

(29:32):
now I have to sit next toyou for an entire day? I don't
get it. But my thing islike, was there COVID test before this?
Like I I questioned, how didwe go from like putting like seven
thousand layers on all of the microphonesin the building to now like baby birding
each other right now, and it'sstill like on the freaking floor of there.
You can. I walked into hereand I saw the stains still on

(29:52):
the floor and wanted to gag.So basically our coworker was like on her
knees, and then another coworker likethrew up in her mouth, up food
in the and kind of spit itin your mouth. He didn't throw up,
he just do stewed up food.It looked like it was chunky like
throw up, but it was justchewed up food. And I just like,
I wouldn't even do that with apartner that I love spit with on
a daily basis, Like, I'mnot eating your chewed up So a coworker

(30:15):
stranger was probably eating his wife's assbefore he came in to work and chewed
that food up and it's spit itin your mouth. I am disgusted,
so disgusted. That is like notthe visualization that I needed, because honestly,
you who knows what he did foreight beforehand? Okay, did you
rush? I just can't. Andnow she said she did it for a
check. I want to know howmuch that checked out. I mean,

(30:36):
and I don't know if that checkwas like my paycheck. What it takes
me, that's the question. Wait, hold on. Me and my some
of my friends were talking and apparentlyat the end of the video, they
said, five hundred dollars. Oh, I gave her money. Yeah,
like five minutes she like she spunsome type of wheel and it landed on
like a price or something. Icouldn't watch the whole thing. That's just
what I heard. Apparently it wasfive hundred dollars. Okay, I didn't

(30:57):
watch the whole things. Would youget thrown up in your mouth for doesn't
even cover my car payment? Areyou kidding me? No? No,
No? What's your number? Emily? Is your number? Emily? We
all got a number? What what'syour number? Like three million to chewed
up food from a co What ifit was somebody I knew? You do

(31:19):
know your coworker, it's EJ It'sit's it's Emily, It's it's somebody.
It would depend on the person.I'm vegan, you know, I don't
get a lot going on in there. I'm clean, I'm good. Emily
volunteers as tribute from Okay, soget chewed food from Emily. Wait,
if it was me versus e J, would you number change? I think

(31:40):
so it would definitely check. Reallyway do I hire a lower? I
think you would be lower because you'revegan. I don't know what would EJ
be eating? Okay, I don'tthink it matters with the person. I'm
not. No, okay, ifit was, if it was Emily to
be to throw up the chew twohundred thousand, No, that's low,

(32:07):
said three million. Now, I'mlike three million over here. She that's
chewed up food in the mouth likeyou, it's all warm for But also
also think about it. It's justlike a temporary like discussion. You had
to swallow. She had to swallowit. But you get but you get
two hundred thousand dollars. If youcould get three million, though from them,
take it. You can get threemillion. Hailo's gett two hundred thousand.

(32:30):
What would you do it for?Oh? Oh man, that's really
nasty, she said two thousand,two hundred. No, I'm probably probably
a million, maybe five hundred thousand, yeah, five hundred thousand, half
a million. That could solve alot of my problems. But if you

(32:50):
got to like hand pick the person, who would I pick? Yeah,
I can't even think of somebody,like I can't even think of who I
pick, like maybe big Boy.So I could say, hey, y
like somebody somebody maybe Ryan Seacreft,Like it's a story, Hey, I
can put it in my book.I can make a check off that round,
but tell the story. No nobodyelse. I would only do it

(33:12):
from like my significant other, whereI would be like, all right,
fine, I'll do it for athousand, not even a thousand for your
The weird thing is is people doworse for free. What did you keep
going? That is true? Thatis very true. I don't know well
how I can't think of anything worse. But anyway, what are you willing?
How how low are you willing togo for money? How low?

(33:34):
Any like? What would you do? What was? What would you do
for money? Probably something nude,like skinny dip or like run around naked
because I look great naked. SoI wouldn't mind like running around naked for
money. I would do that.I do it. I would so do
that. I would so do that. We pitch that somewhere. I don't
want to do it emily like,I mean, let's we're making like,
so how much? How much yourun around naked for? You have to
run up and down Hollywood Bulevard.I would honestly give me a couple of

(33:58):
shots off to get a rest.I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna
actually do it for free, butlike sounds like a fun time, though
you would get arrested. Listen ifrules weren't. Have you been around Hollywood
Bulevard? Have you seen the people? I was gonna say, you'd blend
right in? Is that where Sidrois? No? Baby, that's downtown
Boulevard is just a whole nother animal. Again, not homeless and all it

(34:19):
is but a bunch of characters.It's a lot. It's the movies and
then the crazies all in one block, just having a blast. So yeah,
I'd run up and down Hollywood.What would you do? What's the
lowest you would go for money?The lowest I would go for money.
I mean I would be a stripperif I really needed money. She is
disrespecting all the scrippers, a lotof scrippers. Is that disrespectful to the

(34:43):
strippers? How low would you go? I would be a stripper. There
there there there there are hard workingwomen. Oh yeah, that's me to
say honestly. Honestly, I tooka and that it's hard. It is
hard. It's the tallenge. Idefinitely didn't want. Polder isn't class.
One time too, and it waslike it takes a lot of strength.
If girl, I was embarrassed.I was like, I will never come

(35:05):
back here because I thought I wasthe sexiest thing in there. Them big
those sticker girls were showing me up. Girl, I was like, wow,
you were sexy. I don't knowhow low I would go for money.
I mean I guess I would.You're saying, like, if I
was super broken I need the money, what would I do? Yeah,
you're sticking a finger in a homelessperson's butt. Sure, you stick your
finger in homeless person's butt for money? How much? Five hundred? No,

(35:29):
you're not stick your finger. It'snot you can't get an STD that
way. I don't think I'm notsticking no my finger of anybody's butt.
I feel like the way out wouldbe scarier than the way in. Like,
I just that's probably after that becausethey don't they can't shower you often,
so that's just nasty. So,no, you're not sticking your finger

(35:51):
in a homeless person's but but Iwould about maybe, no, his butt
two thousand, a girl's butt twothousand, No, two, I can
make that in a week. Twohundred thousand. Yes, you'll do it,
two hundred thousand, going once,going twice. Cayla turned around,

(36:14):
Emily get out. Did this conversationhappened? And Emily, she came in
here threw us all off. Sothis is another thing I wanted to say,
did you holy Gobana? That's hisname? Wait? What was his

(36:36):
name before that? Though? Idon't know something. Boot gang, it's
a point point game. Boom,boom ganot gang, it's boom. Let
me tell you about this model?And he dated wo wiki right, yes,
girl, I found him on oneof my I was on a website
and I saw him and I waslike, who is this person? What
website? It was an adult website. He was on poor Hub. No

(36:59):
it wasn't He was on X videos. No, it wasn't ex videos.
He was onser browsers. Bitch,how do you know all these websites?
No, it wasn't that. Itwasn't that. No, it was X
and XX. No, you didnot. You did not see Holy Cavana.

(37:20):
I did. He was even mathvaginas. But is he got to
talk about Luna's ex Na's ex Man. There's people out here who really love
God, who really lived their lifefor Jesus. And you think we're just
gonna sit back here and let youblasting the Lord like that, or you
ain't a Christian, You're an abominationusing the title level of Christian for club.
Being born again is a real lifeprocess. It's a real life sanctification

(37:42):
process that a lot of us,real believers are going through. If you're
on your knees, please are men, that's between you and God. Brother,
that ain't none of my business.But you on your big platform trying
to stamp Christianity with your blasphemous tomdog. You need to repent, and
once you repent, the only thingyou need to be doing on your knees
is rejo thanking God that he savedyou from the hands of Satan. Bro,

(38:02):
you a better all talk about religiouserror or spiritual phase, because Christianity
ain't something that you just dibbling dabbling. It's a lifelong commitment that some of
us is actually living for real.It's real Christians out here who's suffering and
still giving it y'all to the Lord. Y'all need to put more respect on
Christianity in what the faith is,bro, because it's not a game.

(38:22):
I love Jesus, I love God, but I'm a sinner just like everybody
else. How dare you so thatcame about because lol nas X is apparently
dipping into the Christian genre. Helike posted a snippet of him singing a
song. I don't even remember whatthe song was. It was just him
saying it was a Christian song,and obviously Lil nas X, like you

(38:45):
know, he's Lil nas X.Okay, So I think that was just
very uncalled for. And I lovehow when people get renewed, or they
get sober, or they get iton a new path, they heavily judged
the people that they they once weretalk about. I mean, it's like,

(39:06):
all of a sudden, you're holierthan now and you're better than everybody
because that's your past life. Butas Christians, aren't we supposed to not
judge? As Christians, aren't wesupposed to help people who are well you
think in your mind is lost orneed to be saved. Blasting them on
social media and saying that he can'tmake a Christian song just because he's gay
is the complete opposite of what Godwould want you to do. Yeah,

(39:27):
if you read the Bible, Jesuswas rocking with the people that were apparently
the awfuls of the awfuls that thereligious people that were better than wouldn't hang
out with those were. That wasJesus's crew. So for you to just
come and find God and then talkdown on someone because they love men,
and I just I really don't likethat because you're gay, you're not of
God. You don't know how oftenthis man goes to church, his relationship

(39:50):
with God at all, because hegot on his knees and you don't even
know if he gets on his knees. You just know that he likes men.
I saw you on your knees period. I saw you. We have
So I just don't understand how youget on your platform and condemn somebody else
and tell them they need to repent. Did you repent for your video that
everybody else in their mom saw orwas not the only one that saw it?
Whatever? Please? I will Iwill E did a good job well,

(40:15):
Vicky love that ship, but youneed to you need to stop.
You need to stop shirt. You'rebetter than no one. And I know
we had this conversation before, butit gets into the topic of people who
have even judged people like me,like I am a Christian, I have
a relationship with God. But I'vehad people in my life who had said

(40:36):
that I'm not a Christian because Idrink, because I have sex before I'm
married, because I do this,this, this, and this, you
might you might dress inappropriate according tosomething. My shirts in my shorts a
little bit too skippy because and soI'm purposely enticing men, which makes me
foreigny. I don't give. Idon't know, but like I think it's
just blasphemy to say. I willsay I said this once and I will

(40:59):
always say it. Everybody has theirown relationship with God and it looks different.
No sin is greater than the othersin. So me having sex before
marriage or me drinking or smoking isno different, better, different sin than
the next person. Okay, sowho are you? Who are you?
Dooce Goban, what's his name?Holy Cabana? Like, yeah, you

(41:20):
sin in your life, Lil nasx sins. Everybody sins. So who
are you? Who are you exactly? You're not Jesus, You're not God.
You may feel like you know andlove him, but one thing that
we all dislike is super saints.You're not a super saintan. You're not
a super Christian. You are notJesus. So relaxed, Let little nas
be little period period, Patty,Oh war of a week. Okay,

(41:47):
I'm giving mine to the exes ofTJ. Holmes and Amy Roboc Do you
know who that is? I do? Okay for those of you who don't.
They were one what good was it? Good Morning America? They were
both on Good Morning America, bothmarried. It came out that they was

(42:08):
cheating with each other, that theywas having an affair, and so Good
Morning America fired them. It wasa big scandal because and they claimed that
they weren't with their exes at thetime that they got together. But come
on now, and that SpongeBob dudesaying the same thing. Everybody says that

(42:32):
same thing. Okay, bye,So they've been, they're together, they're
public. They were even at jingleBall. I was right next to him
when he grabbed her ass. He'scute. But now their exes are dating
each other. Wow, talk abouta trauma bond. So that's my petty
award. They've been seeing each otherfor about six months and surprise, surprise.

(42:57):
I mean I love that. Ilove that. You know what,
y'all ain't gonna be happy honking eachother's but at jingle ball and think I'm
not going to be getting some SoI think it's funny because it's like,
so if they have kids, nonew person is technically being introduced the kids
because they all kind of know.That's like agag, that's like it's just

(43:21):
a whole lot of that's a realblended family. But I mean, good
for them, and like, youknow, they bonded through the divorce.
They have a lot in common.Obviously their spouses she doing on them.
So like, I really hope theygo on the long rune. I hope
that they actually last longer than TJand Amy. And then are you really
happy? Are you really not happyfor them TJ and Amy? I don't.

(43:45):
I don't really have any feelings eitherway. I'm in different I think
that they should have been fired forI don't. It's hard in entertainment.
I really don't think that your personallife should affect your company. But if
you're sleeping with coworkers and it's affectingyour job, I guess I don't really
think that was the reason to losetheir job. No. I also don't
like cheating. I don't. Idon't care for cheating. I don't think
that's very cool obviously, But ifyou know, I also believe if I'm

(44:09):
over this person and this person isjust my real person, the new person
I'm looking at that's my real person, then I gotta do what I got
to do for my happiness. Soif they're happy, yeah, I go
for it. I mean, theylook I will men, they look very
very happy on that red carpet.They have a podcast that they have right
now and they talk about it andthey were saying, like how bigically they

(44:29):
were, like, we got firedfor being in love. But y'all know
how I am about cheating. Igot cheated on so many freaking times,
and like, I just don't thinkthat that's ever okay. And I will
never accept a relationship that was builtupon lies like that because it will always
end bad. Karma will always getyou. So so yeah, yeah,

(44:49):
I mean sometimes sometimes it really doeswork out. Unfortunately, I was just
reading how Lisa kadrew kudro akaphoeb fromFriends whatever. She met her friend when
he was dating her roommate and hernow husband of like thirty something years when
he was dating her roommate, andshe straight took him and now they're married
with kids. See that's the thing. And it's like thirty five thousand years
later, So it just happened.Do you ever wonder why God blesses that?

(45:16):
Because I've actually kind of had asituation happen to me, but like
that before where it actually worked outbetween them. No. Oh, and
even my friend they're getting mad.Okay, sorry this, but my friend
was cheated on. They were togetherfor five years and now he is with
the girl. It's been an additionalfive years that he's been with a girl
and now they're engaged. And it'slike they are super Christians always in the

(45:37):
church. That da da da.But do you believe it's like, how
did God bless something like that thatstarted off of a lie like that and
my at my expense or at myin this case, my friend's expense.
No, for sure, I thinkthat that's definitely rough and we definitely don't
know how God moves why God moveswhere he moves back. I do believe
in somebody finding their soulmate and somethingbeing bigger than them that they can't even

(46:00):
control. So it's like, thisperson is just really the person for me,
and maybe if I was to not, if I was to ignore that
and be with the person I'm notsupposed to be with, we both be
miserable because it's not meant to be. So let me do what it's meant
to be and I'll be happy.You knowefully you find happiness too, but
you're not it for me. Andif I continue to pretend like you're it
for me, we're both going tobe miserable. So I see the blessing

(46:22):
in it, but also also seethe pain. The blessings Man, God
be moving, God moves in away. Man. I don't get them.
I just be praying. God blessmy Batty. Award goes to Funny Marco
because he posted a clip of aninterview that's going to be about thirty seconds
long. According to his caption,it's supposed to drop on Saturday. I

(46:44):
believe a Blue Face interview. Heasked blue Face why blue Face doesn't wrap
on the beat and Blue Face askedhim to name three of his songs.
I can say, you are tellingyou a lot of things, you said,
so why can't you wrap beat?Which song? Do you think I'm

(47:05):
a beat? A lot of them? You don't even know none of my
songs. Name three Blue Face songsright now, March, Name three Blue
Face songs. But this fucking interviewis over. Uh buzz Downiana, Bustiana

(47:34):
featuring Cardi B. No, rum, I'm not, I'm not. And
then Blue Face walked out of theinterview because he couldn't name anything besides Tatiana
featuring Cardi B. I mean Ican't either. You can't know Datianna,

(48:00):
what else? I don't know.I just thought you would because you love
Blue Face and Krashan, So Ijust like watching their drama and their the
beef that they got going on.I don't like listening to Blue veas I
don't think he can rap, andhe doesn't rap on beat, and I
fast forward through Tatiana just to getto Cardi's verses. I really like Cardi's
verse I really do. But Istill listen to it to this day.
But I thought that that was reallypetty to just post the interview and everybody

(48:24):
in the comments like who can namea blue Face song? Who can name
a blue Face song? Crickets crickets. Uh, I'm gonna give it to
TJ and the exes because that's somepetty shit. I'm agree with you.
I'm nice, all right, let'sget into this petty mill. Tasha from

(48:46):
Lancaster wrote us, Hey, Kaylaand Kayla, Christmas is around the corner,
and I want to give a pettygift to my now ex friend,
who I recently found out is sleepingwith my ex boyfriend. She does,
I didn't know that I know,and I want her to find out on
Christmas Day? What, okay,what is a petty gift that I can
give her? So if you guysare at a Christmas party with a bunch

(49:09):
of people, wrap up all thereceipts that you have, and he pictures
text messages like was her hairstrand foundin his bed? Put it all up
in a box, so when sheunwraps it in front of everybody, everybody
sees what she's been doing. Ilike that. I like that I can't

(49:29):
git on front Street. Yeah,I think that that's a good one.
There's also you can send animal dung, you know, to her house with
a letter like you're a piece ofshit. Just you can you can do
that, you can do it.And then I'll put in like a really
pretty package. You don't think it'slike a beautiful gift. It's like a
company that does that. I feellike elephant poop to your door and you'll
be like, oh, look atthis. You've done it before. No,
no, no, yes you have, yes, you haven't that it.

(49:52):
But there is a company that doesit. All you have to do
is go to this website. AndI'm kidding, I really don't know,
but I do know that there isa company that does it. And yeah,
that's what I would do and writea letter abou house. She's a
piece of shit? Period? Whatdid you got coming up this week?
So we are going to Disneyland tomorrow, me and Kayla along with our iHeart
stat So we're going to Disneyland tomorrow. That should be a lot of fun.

(50:14):
Other than that, nothing, workwork work. Oh, my friend
Jazmine is moving, She's moving backto Tennessee. So our last day with
her is gonna be Thursday. Likethe group of us, like we call
ourselves the wood Girls, Woods Girlsis like the four of us and we're
gonna say goodbye to her and yeah, so she it was like a quick

(50:35):
thing. So we're gonna send heroff on Thursday. So that's gonna be
really sad bittersweet because like she isgoing for a good reason. So yeah,
that's what I What about you,oh girl Disney. Yeah, like
we said, and then uh yeah, work work, work, I swear
every other day it's just more workon my plate. So I just that's
all I'm doing these days. Working. I'm trying to feel better to give
her to this coft it would feelbetter. Thank you, honey. Thank

(50:59):
you guys so much for the listening. As always, if you have any
if you need any invite stuff atthe Pettige Podcast. You can follow me
at the Kayla Austin. I'm atKayla Thomas forty and we'll see you next
week. Hey bye,