September 8, 2023 • 11 mins
I'm sure you can guess what the topic that made Adam Clanton lose his mind was... But, we think Wex even got a little enjoyment out of it too...
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(00:00):
He had started in year one withno talent played well, started in year
two with no talent played well.Was ready to usher in the Demiko Ryan's
era without C. J. Stroutand was awesome. One of the best
picks in franchise history. It wasal He's already looking to throw a sixty
fifth, seventieth touchdown pass this year? Would would you still be talking about
his neck? Do you think?Well? Okay, I will answer your
(00:22):
question with a counter question, Areyou ready? I'm ready? Do you
think as his rookie year progressed thathis net got longer? That's a weird,
weird question. Last question, he'sshowing growth like you want a rookie
quarterback phenomenal to do? Will willAnderson set the Texans rookie? What is
(00:44):
it not telling you? You haveto tell me answer? If you will
set her? Mario Williams didn't getit, and Daveon Clowny didn't. If
you j got it? Mario's feetonly allowed him to have four and a
half sacks? Hashtag? Was itcalled planter fresh itis? What was the
surgery called though? It was likethe foot version of micro fracture? Was
it was he just have my surgery? The doctor Tom Clanton surgery, Durant
(01:07):
surgery. That one maybe, okay, so I'm not giving you the number,
but that was the pet Fagan's surgery. Pete Fagin's number, thirty eight
bullet. Yes, they should retirethat jersey for his touch by J.
J. Watt is not the recordholder, No he's Yes, he is,
(01:30):
how because as a rookie he didnot have a lot of sex,
That's how whatever, So yes orno question? I know the hemming and
hong is rather unnecessary. It kindof is though. Okay, I don't
know the number, so what soI have to know them Bruno the franchise,
Not really, you don't. Imean I didn't know that JJ was
(01:53):
not the leader. That's all youneed to know. I mean, who
what do what do you think thenumb is? I don't know. Yes,
twelve, No, not even close. Nine try half of twelve.
You've got to be kidding me.Only six from a rookie. What are
they drafting these guys for? Doyou think these players are? Connor Barwin's
(02:13):
in the top five, Amobi Acoyeis fourth, where and his following last?
Oh my gosh, I accidentally guessedBrooks read tied with Whitney. What's
up to these days? Yes,Will Anderson during his seven get seven sacks
from mookie season, it's gonna havesix and a half sacks or more.
Oh my gosh, what are youvegas? Seriously, easiest question ever and
(02:36):
he never answered my nex length question, nor will i ye. Dan would
then ask him when we come back, Dan answers the question about the length
of rookie necks behind Davis Mills inthe Houston Texans franchise history. Or you
can listen to me talk about UVCPower Sports, tractors and outdoors UVC one
Stop dot Com. You heard ShannonTracy, the owner along with Scott Husband
(02:59):
of UVC Power Sports on with usearlier and what she told you was straight,
hold hard, cold facts about everythingthey've got out there, a parking
lot full of great equipment, fantasticoutdoor vehicles, work and otherwise, and
they've got it Massey Ferguson Woods,bad Boy, Kawasaki, side by side,
(03:22):
they've got them all. UVC oneStop dot Com is where you find
them online because it is your onestop destination to take all of your outdoor
equipment needs as they are located rightthere in Alvin, Texas, just south
of US here in Houston, justnorth of Galveston. And if you are
ready to go test drive a vehiclethat you want to purchase, we can
do it right there on site fifteenacres worth of test track space and like
(03:45):
I said, a parking lot fullof all of your outdoor equipment needs.
Check them out online UVC one Stopdot Com or better yet, go on
down to UVC Power Sports Tractors andOutdoors in Alvin and tell them the A
team sent you. Adam and Adamare so Houston they still can't successfully manage
their roundabouts on made Okay, thisis Htown, not London Town, Adam
(04:10):
Planton had Adam on Sports Talk sevenninety. But I'll read aloud from my
Twitter feed as we begin the finalsegment of the week at JA max C
four. Not a Texan, butMerton Hanks for the GMN had the longest
(04:33):
neck. See I remember Merton Hanksas a member of the forty nine ers,
right correct, Definitely had a longneck. Also accurate. You know
what I like best about this subject, Dan is how much Wex is uncomfortable
and hates it. I mean,he's really doing a great job of masking
(04:53):
it. He's he's. All he'sdoing is trying to make it through to
six o'clock without punching me. Hecontinuously has looked she's But that's basically his
job description. Every day. Whatdo you do for a living? Well,
I host a sports talk show.Oh that sounds like fun. How
is it? Well? I tryto avoid knocking the teeth of my co
host down his throat every day forthree hours. I never think that,
(05:14):
Yes, you do, You're right. You just roll your eyes and I'll
be honest. W your chair.All these press conferences and practice sessions,
et cetera. Over the last twoplus years, it became a thing pretty
quickly, and I really didn't evennotice it. It was brought up so
much. His neck is brought upso much. The shop was incredible,
the picture of this and the pictureof that one. But in comparison to
(05:38):
some other of the sixty players thatare on the top, anybody in America,
it's it's a little longer, yeah, a little longer, little girthier.
But would you say girthier or morelonger? So, I mean he's
got a condition like Max Scherzer.He does not. He actually called having
(05:58):
different colored eyes, which I'm sureis actually there's a scientific technical term,
not a condition. It's not acondition because he's not suffering. It's not
like he's blind in one of theeyes. He's not like Sandy Duncan or
Sammy Davis Junior with his black eyes. Hetero chromia iridum, a condition that
causes his eyes. Yeah it is, Yeah, it is hetero chromeia.
(06:23):
What is it again, something orother. Scherzer has jokingly referred to his
blue eye as his sexy eye.Oh my gosh, he has one blue
eye and one brown. Did yousee. It's referred to as a condition,
and it's called hetero chromia irridum,which we will probably not need to
say on the show ever. Again, it's not true, not now.
(06:46):
Did you see the tweet during hisduring his start where he was getting lit
up by the astros earlier this weekand they said, this is what it
looks like an it's suss losing it. I can't do the next show under
these conditions. You want me tostay, so you'll keep doing next.
Sus Or was looking at the batter'sbox with two different colors that he was
(07:09):
seeing. It looked like when youput on three D glasses in the theater,
and he put his side in thereds. I mean, I'm glad
I am here, but I don'tthink I need to be. Why am
I twelve? Oh? Thanks alot, James for derailing another segment with
your tweet about murten Hanks's neck.Remember Murten Hanks would make plays and he
(07:32):
would go out there after the playand he would, yes, he would
make sure everybody knew, hey,this is me, check me out.
Do you think do you think heput it in something on the sideline during
time like during that like when youknow, when the defense was on.
Do you think he like, youknow, you have those neck massagers?
(07:54):
Are you kidding? Who he was? Did he do what on the sideline?
You know he put in some sortof contraption the teams his head on
the sideline, well, the offense, I'm sweating. I don't think he
intentionally stretched it out. He didn'tfancy himself as a Yeah, let me
(08:18):
put a ring in my ear ratherthan a stud and I will stretch out
that was rolling rings around his neckup under his chin. He was a
good player, though, wasn't he? Yes? He was? Was he?
Like? I mean it wasn't anumber one, was he he was?
He was a starting player on gooddefenses. He could stretch the defense.
(08:41):
No, he played defense. Ohthat's right, that's right. I
thought he was a receiver. Itotally got the multiple time pro bowler.
He won a Super Bowl, playeda year in Seattle, and his career
otherwise was with the Niners. Ifyou've had those neck fans weren't around with
(09:03):
let's stop it. Oh man,you have a live here. Thank god?
Oh what's wrong with you? Iwish this was like a joke,
but it's for real. It iswell. Ac is gonna need a couple
of minutes to compose himself before hebrings you the Astros on Deck Show.
(09:26):
Momentarily you are in Jack Nicholson andBatman when he can't stop laughing because he
sees his reflection after the surgery.Is this an outtake? I don't,
I am. I'm in utter shock. What a way to send you,
(09:48):
guys into the weekend. It's gonnabe a great weekend. First, let
me tell you about classic elite buickJamcy. My good friends Jeff and Tiff
Sebastian will likely be hearing about this. Your good friend Ac completely lost his
mind on the Friday program. Ihave never lost it like this on the
(10:09):
Arabor just can't even believe it's forreal. He's in pain. I think
I'm last night. That must beit. Well, if you want a
new Buker GMC, you want togo find a place that has elite inventory,
elite service and elite pricing. It'llbe a memorable visit, just like
(10:30):
this live spot for classic elite buickGMC. Make sure when you head on
over there you tell him Adam Wexlersent you by. When you find that
brand new vehicle of your dreams ScopeElite. Everybody, have a great weekend.
Enjoy the Astros on Deck Show.Enjoy the astros and padres. Appreciate
Dan and his hard work. Todayare three spectacular guests including Robert Flores,
(10:52):
Andrew Whitworth and of course Jeff Blumand for the mindless Adam Clanton. I'm
Adam wech We will talk to youagain on Monday after the NFL season begins
for the Texans,
He had started in year one withno talent played well, started in year
two with no talent played well.Was ready to usher in the Demiko Ryan's
era without C. J. Stroutand was awesome. One of the best
picks in franchise history. It wasal He's already looking to throw a sixty
fifth, seventieth touchdown pass this year? Would would you still be talking about
his neck? Do you think?Well? Okay, I will answer your
(00:22):
question with a counter question, Areyou ready? I'm ready? Do you
think as his rookie year progressed thathis net got longer? That's a weird,
weird question. Last question, he'sshowing growth like you want a rookie
quarterback phenomenal to do? Will willAnderson set the Texans rookie? What is
(00:44):
it not telling you? You haveto tell me answer? If you will
set her? Mario Williams didn't getit, and Daveon Clowny didn't. If
you j got it? Mario's feetonly allowed him to have four and a
half sacks? Hashtag? Was itcalled planter fresh itis? What was the
surgery called though? It was likethe foot version of micro fracture? Was
it was he just have my surgery? The doctor Tom Clanton surgery, Durant
(01:07):
surgery. That one maybe, okay, so I'm not giving you the number,
but that was the pet Fagan's surgery. Pete Fagin's number, thirty eight
bullet. Yes, they should retirethat jersey for his touch by J.
J. Watt is not the recordholder, No he's Yes, he is,
(01:30):
how because as a rookie he didnot have a lot of sex,
That's how whatever, So yes orno question? I know the hemming and
hong is rather unnecessary. It kindof is though. Okay, I don't
know the number, so what soI have to know them Bruno the franchise,
Not really, you don't. Imean I didn't know that JJ was
(01:53):
not the leader. That's all youneed to know. I mean, who
what do what do you think thenumb is? I don't know. Yes,
twelve, No, not even close. Nine try half of twelve.
You've got to be kidding me.Only six from a rookie. What are
they drafting these guys for? Doyou think these players are? Connor Barwin's
(02:13):
in the top five, Amobi Acoyeis fourth, where and his following last?
Oh my gosh, I accidentally guessedBrooks read tied with Whitney. What's
up to these days? Yes,Will Anderson during his seven get seven sacks
from mookie season, it's gonna havesix and a half sacks or more.
Oh my gosh, what are youvegas? Seriously, easiest question ever and
(02:36):
he never answered my nex length question, nor will i ye. Dan would
then ask him when we come back, Dan answers the question about the length
of rookie necks behind Davis Mills inthe Houston Texans franchise history. Or you
can listen to me talk about UVCPower Sports, tractors and outdoors UVC one
Stop dot Com. You heard ShannonTracy, the owner along with Scott Husband
(02:59):
of UVC Power Sports on with usearlier and what she told you was straight,
hold hard, cold facts about everythingthey've got out there, a parking
lot full of great equipment, fantasticoutdoor vehicles, work and otherwise, and
they've got it Massey Ferguson Woods,bad Boy, Kawasaki, side by side,
(03:22):
they've got them all. UVC oneStop dot Com is where you find
them online because it is your onestop destination to take all of your outdoor
equipment needs as they are located rightthere in Alvin, Texas, just south
of US here in Houston, justnorth of Galveston. And if you are
ready to go test drive a vehiclethat you want to purchase, we can
do it right there on site fifteenacres worth of test track space and like
(03:45):
I said, a parking lot fullof all of your outdoor equipment needs.
Check them out online UVC one Stopdot Com or better yet, go on
down to UVC Power Sports Tractors andOutdoors in Alvin and tell them the A
team sent you. Adam and Adamare so Houston they still can't successfully manage
their roundabouts on made Okay, thisis Htown, not London Town, Adam
(04:10):
Planton had Adam on Sports Talk sevenninety. But I'll read aloud from my
Twitter feed as we begin the finalsegment of the week at JA max C
four. Not a Texan, butMerton Hanks for the GMN had the longest
(04:33):
neck. See I remember Merton Hanksas a member of the forty nine ers,
right correct, Definitely had a longneck. Also accurate. You know
what I like best about this subject, Dan is how much Wex is uncomfortable
and hates it. I mean,he's really doing a great job of masking
(04:53):
it. He's he's. All he'sdoing is trying to make it through to
six o'clock without punching me. Hecontinuously has looked she's But that's basically his
job description. Every day. Whatdo you do for a living? Well,
I host a sports talk show.Oh that sounds like fun. How
is it? Well? I tryto avoid knocking the teeth of my co
host down his throat every day forthree hours. I never think that,
(05:14):
Yes, you do, You're right. You just roll your eyes and I'll
be honest. W your chair.All these press conferences and practice sessions,
et cetera. Over the last twoplus years, it became a thing pretty
quickly, and I really didn't evennotice it. It was brought up so
much. His neck is brought upso much. The shop was incredible,
the picture of this and the pictureof that one. But in comparison to
(05:38):
some other of the sixty players thatare on the top, anybody in America,
it's it's a little longer, yeah, a little longer, little girthier.
But would you say girthier or morelonger? So, I mean he's
got a condition like Max Scherzer.He does not. He actually called having
(05:58):
different colored eyes, which I'm sureis actually there's a scientific technical term,
not a condition. It's not acondition because he's not suffering. It's not
like he's blind in one of theeyes. He's not like Sandy Duncan or
Sammy Davis Junior with his black eyes. Hetero chromia iridum, a condition that
causes his eyes. Yeah it is, Yeah, it is hetero chromeia.
(06:23):
What is it again, something orother. Scherzer has jokingly referred to his
blue eye as his sexy eye.Oh my gosh, he has one blue
eye and one brown. Did yousee. It's referred to as a condition,
and it's called hetero chromia irridum,which we will probably not need to
say on the show ever. Again, it's not true, not now.
(06:46):
Did you see the tweet during hisduring his start where he was getting lit
up by the astros earlier this weekand they said, this is what it
looks like an it's suss losing it. I can't do the next show under
these conditions. You want me tostay, so you'll keep doing next.
Sus Or was looking at the batter'sbox with two different colors that he was
(07:09):
seeing. It looked like when youput on three D glasses in the theater,
and he put his side in thereds. I mean, I'm glad
I am here, but I don'tthink I need to be. Why am
I twelve? Oh? Thanks alot, James for derailing another segment with
your tweet about murten Hanks's neck.Remember Murten Hanks would make plays and he
(07:32):
would go out there after the playand he would, yes, he would
make sure everybody knew, hey,this is me, check me out.
Do you think do you think heput it in something on the sideline during
time like during that like when youknow, when the defense was on.
Do you think he like, youknow, you have those neck massagers?
(07:54):
Are you kidding? Who he was? Did he do what on the sideline?
You know he put in some sortof contraption the teams his head on
the sideline, well, the offense, I'm sweating. I don't think he
intentionally stretched it out. He didn'tfancy himself as a Yeah, let me
(08:18):
put a ring in my ear ratherthan a stud and I will stretch out
that was rolling rings around his neckup under his chin. He was a
good player, though, wasn't he? Yes? He was? Was he?
Like? I mean it wasn't anumber one, was he he was?
He was a starting player on gooddefenses. He could stretch the defense.
(08:41):
No, he played defense. Ohthat's right, that's right. I
thought he was a receiver. Itotally got the multiple time pro bowler.
He won a Super Bowl, playeda year in Seattle, and his career
otherwise was with the Niners. Ifyou've had those neck fans weren't around with
(09:03):
let's stop it. Oh man,you have a live here. Thank god?
Oh what's wrong with you? Iwish this was like a joke,
but it's for real. It iswell. Ac is gonna need a couple
of minutes to compose himself before hebrings you the Astros on Deck Show.
(09:26):
Momentarily you are in Jack Nicholson andBatman when he can't stop laughing because he
sees his reflection after the surgery.Is this an outtake? I don't,
I am. I'm in utter shock. What a way to send you,
(09:48):
guys into the weekend. It's gonnabe a great weekend. First, let
me tell you about classic elite buickJamcy. My good friends Jeff and Tiff
Sebastian will likely be hearing about this. Your good friend Ac completely lost his
mind on the Friday program. Ihave never lost it like this on the
(10:09):
Arabor just can't even believe it's forreal. He's in pain. I think
I'm last night. That must beit. Well, if you want a
new Buker GMC, you want togo find a place that has elite inventory,
elite service and elite pricing. It'llbe a memorable visit, just like
(10:30):
this live spot for classic elite buickGMC. Make sure when you head on
over there you tell him Adam Wexlersent you by. When you find that
brand new vehicle of your dreams ScopeElite. Everybody, have a great weekend.
Enjoy the Astros on Deck Show.Enjoy the astros and padres. Appreciate
Dan and his hard work. Todayare three spectacular guests including Robert Flores,
(10:52):
Andrew Whitworth and of course Jeff Blumand for the mindless Adam Clanton. I'm
Adam wech We will talk to youagain on Monday after the NFL season begins
for the Texans,
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