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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time. Welcome, Welcome
to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
See you got quiet when we went on the air.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's like you knew.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
No, he has not is not at all.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
What are you hear? Do you hear what you heard him? Minute?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Again?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yes? Yes I do. He's not doing anything. What are
you talking about? That's all he's been doing. We have
an extra co host on the show today. I wouldn't
say that. I why do you keep doing this?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I brought an animal in there it goes.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's been doing it this whole time. Once I take
him out of the carrier, he'll stop crying. He's a
cute flap full kit and then he'll be fine. Did
when did you pick him up? I've had him? How
long he met him before?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's the same cat I brought in months ago?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Why don't you bring him in again?
Speaker 5 (00:56):
I'll tell you at eight o'clock. Oh my god, I
can't tell you. I'll tell you at eight o'clock. Eight o'clock,
I'll tell you why the cat is here?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Why don't we do this?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Come?
Speaker 5 (01:05):
My life is chaos. I had to That's all I'll
tell you at eight o'clock. Eight o'clock today.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Find out why there's a kitten in the studio at work.
He had to be here. My gosh, your weekend is
happy Monday. Okay, good morning, Hope.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You are you warm? You good? You bring your jacket today? Yeah,
I'm wearing it. Good bring it tomorrow too. It's going
to be this cold, a kid.
Speaker 6 (01:27):
Yesterday it was eighty degrees and went to thirty degrees
in twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
What happened? They said, freeze morning. I said, sir, it
is eighty two.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Anyway, so welcome to the show. Good morning, thank you
for being here. Good morning is what the hell?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Headlines on the Alabama Show.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Target employees have to be more jolly at work.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
What are they this upisode about. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Target just dropped this new manday employees have to be
more jolly in stores for the holiday season. So now
they are required to smile if they are within ten
feet of a shopper.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I need to know if this is life. They give
an example of a no, they just have to smile.
They literally if they see you ten feet away.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
So now I want to go to Target and find
all the workers and make them look at me and smile.
They also have to make eye contact Wave two or
greet the customer. H So yeah, Target making employees happier
for the holidays.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
This is about to be a new experience at Target.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What Super Easy Trivia with the Yella Mama Show?
Speaker 6 (02:34):
Eight three, three five one Bama is the number to
call the show?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Tish, good morning.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
What are you doing right now? I'm getting ready for work? Girl?
Where do you work? What do you do at the
University of Alabama? Road Time? Roll Time? What do you do?
Speaker 7 (02:46):
I look, I looked, say for trading person.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I love that roll tide. Thank you for what you do?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You want to win these tickets to Homestead Hollow?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Yes, that would be great.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
All right, It is all cat trivia today in honor
of the getting in our studio.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
You think you can handle it?
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Yes, I hope so.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Producer Blake will be your lifeline if you don't know.
Question number one, Tish, how many lives does a cat have?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Kevin, You're no, You're close.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Nine nine lives.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
A cat has nine lives and if it's my cat,
they probably have thirteen. Next question, what colored cat is
considered to be bad luck? Black?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh? No, that's right. What a black cat would be it.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Black cats are considered bad luck. Look, it's Monday, it's
cold outside.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I'm hitting the wrong buttons. It's okay.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Last one for the wind, who is the famous cartoon
cat that loves Lasagna. He's an orange cat and he
hates Mondays and he hates Mondays just like us.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Come on, girl, he starts. It starts with a g.
Gore Garfield, Garfield?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Is it.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Tish girl? Congratulations?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
You just want a family four pack of passes the Homestead.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Hello, I'm sound great, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's three things you need to know you with the
Alabama show.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Tomorrow is Veterans Day and military families get into the
Birmingham Zoo for free. It's for veterans, retired military, and
active military.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And you can bring your family.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Just bring your military.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I date that is tomorrow for Veterans Day.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Journey is going on their final journey.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Did you see this? I have seen that. Yes.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
They announced they're going to kick off their first leg
of their Final Frontier Tour in February. The first show
is set to take place in February in Pennsylvania and
then they're going to play sixty dates in North America.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think you should like.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Everybody should buy their parents tickets and go cool.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
This is like the ultimate karaoke tour.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Everybody's going to be singing along to you. How awesome
that's going to be? Well it is. It is their
final journey. Stuck Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
TGI Fridays is the latest restaurant who offer free kids
meals to people affected by the snap shut off because
of this government shutdown. This is going to go on
through November twentieth, and then every Tuesday through the end
of the year, Kids eat for Free. Families who eat
in will get one free kids meal with each adult
entree that they buy.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Bring in a valid.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
EBT card to show that you were affected by the
government shutdown, and then your kids eat for free.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I appreciate people that are doing this.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I know this government shutdown is insane.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
That is three things you need to know more at
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on to man.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Good morning Abby.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
My boyfriend won't leave my house?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh boy, I know A been there, done that. Hey,
that's why we do Ask Alabama.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
If you ever have an an issue and you need help,
call the show. Eight three three five zero one, Bama
is the number.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Or if you have advice for Abby? What is going
on with your boyfriend not leaving your house?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
My boyfriend and I have been together for three years, okay,
and I just moved out of my parents' house and
into my own apartment.
Speaker 8 (06:15):
I was really excited about.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
That, right, congratulations, thank you. How old are you and
your boyfriend?
Speaker 7 (06:22):
We're twenty two okay, yeah, and we're both in college
and still it's our last year. And so my boyfriend
still lives with his parents to save a.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Bunch of money.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
But I invited him over.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
To stay over at my place for a few days
so he could study, and.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
You know, just have you know, a quiet place.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
But now it's been over three weeks.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
If you won't go home, well, I.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Know this is a producer, Blake, this is no producer break.
Have you said anything to him?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
Yeah, I've offered multiple times to take him back home
every week, and you just keep saying no, I'm good.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
And now he's me up the wall.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Nuts, Like what's he doing when he's there?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
To?
Speaker 7 (07:04):
Like the other night he wanted pasta chickens, so I
cooked it and when I was almost done, he has
a nerve to come over and say no, I don't
like it like that.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
My mom makes it a different way. He just literally
is walking around like it's his apartment. But I'm the
one pay all the bills. It's it's mine, and you know,
I just don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You lock him out. You need to ask him to
take out the trash and lock the door.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
That's actually a really good tip.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I should do that.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
I want you to listen to this because your girlfriend
just got her own apartment out of her parents' house,
and you have made the comment before I'm.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Going to be at my girlfriend's house every day. I
staying over there for three weeks. That boy's mama's boy
kick came out. It's like, you'll live with your mama.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Let's open it up to the phone lines, because there
may be a very nice way that you.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Can handle this, but the redneck in me is not
being very nice.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Call the show. Do you have advice for Abby?
Speaker 6 (08:04):
Eight three three five oh one, Bama is the number
that's eight three three five oh one two two sixty.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 6 (08:13):
Abby just moved into her first apartment. Abby's boyfriend still
lives with his parents. Abby told her boyfriend he could
come over for two days to study. Abby's boyfriend has
been there for three weeks now and won't leave. Call
the show if you have advice. Eight three three five
oh one, Bama is the number. Chris, good morning. What
do you think?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
All right?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
First time for we real sure this in Producer Blake?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Okay, easy, Now, I really do think that this is
Producer Blake's future because you literally said you were going
to be at your girlfriend's apartment every day.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Have you been there every day? She's been there a week.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I'm gonna plead the fifth he has.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, No, I got I get to the future. Butt
men of straightforward creatures, Right, women, stop giving men hints.
Speaker 8 (08:54):
We don't get it.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
You need to tell this what you want.
Speaker 7 (08:57):
She needs to sit this boy down and tell him
he needs.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
She just needs to say leave.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
All right.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
I can appreciate that, Chris, because you know I would.
I'd be like, you need.
Speaker 8 (09:06):
To go now.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
You can be nice about it, you know, explain you
need your own space. You're not ready for the step
in the relationship. Now, all that nice.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
It's been three weeks.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
The time to be nice has passed. I love you, buddy,
Thank you, thanks for calling.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Good warning y'all.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
What do you do if your boyfriend won't leave your house?
Call the show?
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Eight three three five oh one BAM is the number.
Because Abby just moved into her first apartment. Her boyfriend
still lives with his parents. They're in college. She invited
him over for two days to study. It's three weeks
he won't go. Yeah, this is something I think that
producer Blake would do to his girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'd look, I just enjoy the company of my sweet Yeah.
I bet she loves it too.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
Here's what people are saying on Facebook.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Gwendolen said, call his parents to come get him.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
That is the most like school answer. Tell them it wasn't.
Speaker 6 (10:01):
It was not an invite to move in to Jennifer
And if she feels like that's best. Apparently she's not
wanting to live with them. Break up with the boy
because he is he is a scrub. And Cheryl says,
if you want him to leave, ask him to pay rent.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I that will do it.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
I guarantee you if you if you can't get through
the phones, you can always call eight three three five
oh one Bama or go follow the Alabama Show. We're
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Speaker 2 (10:32):
We're on social media.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
There's three things you need to know you with the
Alabama Show.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Big Bad Breakfast opens in Pelham, Tomora.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
They have you been to Big Bad Breakfast yet?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
I'm not.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
No.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
They have several locations around Birmingham. The Pelham location is
in the Entertainment district, So go and enjoy some French
toast if you go. Lego just dropped more botanical sets.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Do you do legos?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Are you a Legos guy?
Speaker 3 (10:57):
I'm not, but my girlfriend is and she loves those.
More adults are doing.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Legos now because they're coming out with these really cool sets.
So there's any tulip bouquet. There's a cactus, and there's
daisies and a peace lily. The tulip is now already
at major retailers. We don't know when the others will drop.
I'm assuming before the holiday. So you can get for
the Lego lover in your life for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
So there you go.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
I see what I'm getting my girlfriend and in the
question of did did he drink homemade alcohol in prison? Look,
we have a cat in the studio.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It's my cat. That's him yelling.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
If you're driving in your car and you hear the
cat yelling, no, there's not a.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Cat in your car.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
It's in our studio. To address the outfit, or yeah,
the cat in the rood?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Okay, did did he drink homemade alcohol in prison?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I'm so glad this question has been asked, because that's
all I've been thinking about.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
His rep just responded to reports that he was caught
drinking an alcoholic beverage made from fanto sugar and apples
that was left to ferment for a couple of weeks.
Me being a person who's entire fly has been in prison, Yes,
you can.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Make toilet hooch.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
His rep says, No, he hasn't violated any rules, and
these reports are false and reckless. I'm diddy, I'm making
toilet hooch if I'm in prison for four years, five years,
however long.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
He's gone, I'm making toilet hoop.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
My thing is Yeah, that's totally reckless. That's the only
thing reckless.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Did he's done?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Right?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Yeah, Well, you're talking about I know anyway, So we'll
just we're on Diddy Watch. We want to know what
Diddy's doing in prison. That's three things you need to
know more at the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
You're listening to the Alabama Show. The following program is
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Speaker 2 (12:40):
Eight three three five oh one.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Bama is the number if you have good news, Katie,
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
What's your good news?
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Yes, my son he won or he got all straight eight?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
What are you going to do to celebrate me?
Speaker 7 (12:56):
We're taking him to get some oscreen.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
That is so much cheaper than having give five dollars
per straighta.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I used to beg for money as a kid.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Yeah, congratulations, that's great news.
Speaker 7 (13:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Who's this?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
This is Katie?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Katie.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
What are you doing right now?
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Taking my son to school?
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How old your son he is? He's in the third grade?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Ooh girl, I know you got a handful.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Oh yeah, Katie, it sounds like you need a date
night away from the kids to go see the Trans
Siberian Orchestra.
Speaker 7 (13:33):
Yeah, we could use one for sure.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Okay, well you know what, Katie here on the Alabama
Show we love to hook you up and you are
going to see TSA.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You're listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I brought my cats work so he won't hump the
other cat.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
What are you saying right now? That is not what
I expected any of this to be.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
By the way, thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I'm Alabama with producer Blake. I have two rescue kittens.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
One the first one I got Mango, this super cute
little orange cat that my best friend's kid found and
rescued and brought it to me, and I had to
keep it because it was my friend's kids first.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Rescue cat, Mango.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Two weeks later, my other friend found this.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
Kitten Mallow and on the highway next to another kitten
that didn't make it, had gotten hit.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
By a car.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Somebody dumped him and she took him home and her
husband was going to take him to the pound, and
we couldn't let that happen, so I brought him to
try to find.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Him a home. He bonded with Mango, and so I
decided to keep it. Yeah, sounds like a real bonding experience.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
They're six months old now, and yesterday at home.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I walked in on ma Low.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Trying to bond with Mango in a way that makes
more kittens, and I was like, oh.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
No, not.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I can't believe this is what this hole is. This
whole thing is for peperty.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Just hit. I don't care. I don't want to have
any more kittens. And I tried to separate him, and
you know why, I had to bring him to work
because separating him didn't work.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
All the doors in my house are sliding farm doors.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
He can open them. He kept breaking out yesterday getting
to Mango.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Mm hmm, yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
That every time I would look up, I would hear
him yell and yell, and he'd be with Mango and
nature would be.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Happening, trying to have that conjucal business.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
So now he's here so I can keep them separated,
and we don't have more kittens, and.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I'm leaving them here.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
If there is a vet listening to the show that
can take his little jelly beans from him today, I
need you to call in eight three three five O one, Bama.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
I'm not taking him home till I get him fixed.
This is a joke, right, No, He's staying here. This
is the only way I could keep them separated from mango.
We don't need little malo and mango kittens. Oh my,
that's why he's yelling. This is mango. This this has
to be like I feel like I'm being punk right.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Now around a corner. This is real life.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
This is a this is a prank. I do not
want to be a grandmother to more baby kits.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I've already got five rescue cats, four.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Dogs, and fifty chickens. I don't want any more animals.
I don't want to be a four st uncle. Well,
I don't think I can handle it anymore. This is why.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
If you are a veterinarian, please call the show eight
three three five one Bama. He's saying here until we
can fix, until those little jelly beans are gone.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
He will be here all week if it has to be.
I don't know. I don't know if I can handle that.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
I don't I don't know if I can handle this.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Also, what are we doing? What are we doing here?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
If you are an animal owner, if you've ever had
accidental babies, tell us your story.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Eight three three five one BAMA is the number the.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
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Speaker 3 (16:55):
What did you just say to me, I see here,
we're not keeping that here all week? That smells that
is so bad? And then you what are we not
keeping here? I can't get a thought out. It's the cat.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Don't ever bring another animal in here that smells so
bad in here?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Cat just sees the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Oh my cat, it was in the litter box. I
don't care where it was. The smell is out in
the mid open. He covered it up. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Have you never clayed out a litter box before?
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I don't want animals for this reason. Did you not
grow up with cat?
Speaker 6 (17:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
I hate I hate cats. What are you see if
your girlfriend has a cat?
Speaker 4 (17:33):
I told her there's no cats, at least in indoor
cat No, no whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I told her later, no indoor cats.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
She said that's fine, And thank goodness, because this is
the exact reason.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
If you missed it.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
I brought my kitten into work because he's frisky and
he was trying to get frisky with my other kitten,
and we're trying to not have more kittens now.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Having him here is risky. I don't want him here.
I don't want him here. I can't wait till the
boss kids here. I want this cat out. I want
to evig this thing. Get it out of here.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Have you ever had pets that had accidental puppies or kittens,
because that may be happening in my life. Call the
show eight three three five o one, Bama and you
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Speaker 1 (18:18):
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Speaker 2 (18:22):
Okay, we're done. Are you excited to get away from you?
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Out of this room? I didn't meet out of here.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
Also, if you were listening, I brought a kitten in.
We're trying to find a vent that can neuter him
because my VT the soonest opening we just called him off.
The air is a month from now. So if you
work for a veterinary office and y'all have openings to
noot or a cat.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Call the show.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
Thank you for listening. We'll be back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on demand.