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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pots one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome looking through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm gonna let you laugh at me. Okay, I failed.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I had a DIY fail yesterday.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You haven't even.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Seen it yet, but when I show it to you,
you're not going to be able to unsee it.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Is it? What did you diy?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I got a self tanner and I never tanned myself.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I got it on the TikTok shop.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
As a free sample, and so I was like, I
gotta do this so I can post a video about it.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
You decided to go with a self tanner, huh yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And look at where I missed.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh my gosh, it's like Tiger. You look like two
different skin tones completely. It looks like you're from two
different parts of the world.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Only is my arm like that? My whole body is
like that, Like there's a whole spot on my back.
I couldn't get my let It's bad. It's bad.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
I want this to be a PSA that no one
should ever self ten.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But the people do it and do it great. And
the part that I got looks good.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
But the part that I'm look at my hand, like
part of my hand is tan, but my fingers.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
It looks like you're coroding away.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Look at the inside of my hand, it's like a
rust stain. I forgot to wash the inside of my
I haven't even shown you my feet even wors it's
so bad.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
You're coding away into a new human, like you're shedding.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Uh, don't do it again.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We'll post a picture. I followed the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
But good morning, Happy Wednesday. Thank you for being here.
You can call the show if you want. Eight thirty
three five one Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
On the Alabama Show, Tom Brady cloned his dog.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Why home, I saw this and this is an insane story.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
So Tom Brady announced that his dog Juny, is a
clone of his late dog Lua, who passed away December
twenty twenty three. He worked with Colossal Biosciences, which is
a biotech company that he also invests in. What he
did is they drew blood from his dog before she
passed away and then made a clone.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So now he's got a clone of the dog.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
But apparently he's not the first celebrity that's done this.
Barbara Streisand and Paris Hilton also did it.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
This seems like a bad idea because we've.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
All seen Pitt Cemetery.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show Courtney.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Good morning. I know you're on your way to work.
Where do you work? What do you do?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
I am a lunch lady.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Oh girl, how wild are them kids?
Speaker 7 (02:51):
It is a full.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
New What's on the menu today for lunch? Is it
chicken finger day? Pizza Day?
Speaker 8 (02:59):
Let's see.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I think that it is Italian dunkers?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Ooh, I don't even know what that is, but oh yeah,
sign us up.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
We'll be there, be there lunch.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Come on, Courtney, do you want to play Super Easy
Trivia for these tickets to Homestead?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Hollo?
Speaker 9 (03:17):
I do?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
All right, girl?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I asked the questions producer Blake is your lifeline?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Today?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
We're doing Thanksgiving questions because everybody skipped Thanksgiving and went
straight to Christmas, and I'm like, you know, we gotta
we gotta remember the Turkey Day.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Let's slow down.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
That's right, That's right, all.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Right, Courtney.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Question number one, what day of the week is Thanksgiving
usually celebrated on Thursday?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Thursday?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Is correct? Next one? This one's for our lunch room lady.
This one should be good. What bird is the main
dish at most Thanksgiving dinners?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh, that will be a turkey gobble gobble? And last night,
last one for the wind what dish is made from marshmallows?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
And you, oh sweet potato casserole?
Speaker 10 (04:03):
That is.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Courtney, Congratulations, you're going to homestead Hollo, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
It's three things you need to.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Know you with the elem to eighty is getting some mark,
so expect more traffic delays than usual.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
They are going to start on.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
November tenth doing the bridge construction on pump House Road
and the connected ramps. This is the section of two
eighty between Whole Foods in the summer. If you don't
know where pump House Road is, so expect a little
more traffic delays there. Tonight is a full moon and
how to make moonwater is trending.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
What is moon water?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well, if you're a hippy crystal girl, this one is
for you.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
It's basically where you put the moon in a glass jar.
Will you put water and a in glass and a
sealed jar and put it outside here in the full
moon to charge in the full moon energy and then
you can use the water for like all kinds of
hippy things.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
That is odd for me.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
That is so I don't understand that it's not even
a new thing. But right now it's the most viral
search on Google right now because tonight is the beaver
moon and it's the last super moon of the year.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
What the heck's of beaver moon?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Just google it, don't ask any more questions.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Amazon just announced a twenty five dollars Thanksgiving dinner for
five And here's what's in an eight pound butterball turkey,
homestyle stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, and green bean cast role,
along with Amazon Grocery crescent rolls and a holiday pie.
So the deal starts November twelfth and it goes through
November twenty seventh.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And this year it's going to be really good.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
With all of the freaking governments shutdowns and nobody can
get snap benefits, so everybody's coming out with like their
holiday Thanksgiving meal discount, which is good.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Amazon now has one too.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I do like this. This is a good little deal.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I do too.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
We'll keep you updated for other places that also announce
Thanksgiving dinner meals as they can. That's three things you
need to know more at Thealabama Show dot com, The.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
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Speaker 3 (06:18):
Good Morning, Claire, what's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 11 (06:22):
My mother wants to move in with me and I'm
not having it.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I know.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's why we do Ask Alabama. If you ever have
an issue, called the show eight three three.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Five I one Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
What's going on with your mother? Why does she want
to move in?
Speaker 11 (06:36):
I like my husband and I we're both twenty eight
and my mom has helped us out quite a bit
in the past where we were struggling, and I just
I know that she loves me. But you know, she's
extremely self centered, okay, like how she makes everything about
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her and she can't take criticism. And you know, if
you happened to give her some feedback, she will say
the meanest thing when she gets her feelings hurt, you know,
which I mean. It happens a lot.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Okay, So tell me about her moving in. Were y'all like,
what's going on there?
Speaker 11 (07:18):
Well, we had planned to buy a house and move
her in.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
She's on his ability and.
Speaker 11 (07:22):
Has some financial issues, but I stayed with her for
a week and just realize that this is not a
good idea.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Were you fighting with your mom that week that you
stayed with her?
Speaker 11 (07:34):
Yeah, it's like every little thing becomes a tiff between her.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
What does your husband say about.
Speaker 8 (07:40):
All of this?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
He says that she's manipulative and he's on board with
just not letting her come live with us.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Have you told her mom you don't want her to
live with you yet?
Speaker 6 (07:50):
I did?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
How did she handle that?
Speaker 11 (07:53):
She had a total melzone? I mean, am I wrong
for not letting her sid with us?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Praycid Blake, you're gonna let your girl friend when y'all
get married, and you'll let her mom live with y'all?
Or would you let your mother live with you?
Speaker 9 (08:08):
Please?
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Well, this is tough because at twenty eight that you're
just getting started in adulthood. Oh yeah, and so totally
get it. You're immediately transferring over. I wouldn't need time
before I let anyone move in with her.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'll be real honest.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I've let family members stay with me before, and they
have driven me crazy and it led to bigger fights.
It may be better for y'all's relationship if you don't
call the show.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
What should Claire do? Should she let her mom still
live with her if she's got financial problems?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Or have you ever dealt with something like this? How
did you love a family member from a distance? That's
eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
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Speaker 1 (08:50):
Andrew, we know your mother in law lived with you?
How's that going?
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Absolutely horrible? I would rather go skinny dipping in a Detroit.
There is no way that woman should allow any mother
or mother in law in at her home. It is
a bomb of bombination.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Well, Andrew, We're glad you survived. Thank you for calling
the show with some advice. Thank you.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
And if she does, tell her to like stack up
on tasers and pepper sport, Oh my.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
God, Andrew, No, there's no need for violence. We love you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
It's not violence, it's correction.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Okay, love you buddy, I love y'all.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Claire's mom wants to move in with her and her husband,
and Claire's mom is difficult and Claire now wants to
tell her mother no, and her mother had to melt down.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Call the show. What would you do? Eight three three
five I one Bama is the number. Melissa. Do you
have advice for Claire?
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Yeah, she does not need to do it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Okay, why do you say that?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Well, I've done it multiple times with family, and she
sounds like she has a similar relationship like me and
my mom, and it is toxics. Do not do it,
It'll call It is too much stressed on you and
your relationship and if it goes far enough, I don't
like cause to health issues it like I've had.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Did you have to kick your mom out of your house?
Speaker 10 (10:12):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Completely? I literally was like hospitalized because my blood pressure
got Oh my gosh.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
So now that your mom is out of your house,
have you repaired that relationship or else speaking to each
other now? Or no?
Speaker 6 (10:24):
I mean we've never had a good relationship for real,
but okay, we still talked, but she's just she's remarried now.
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
But she's somebody else's problem.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Yeah, not mine.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Thank you, Well, good for you, thank you for calling
the show. I'm sorry that you had to go through that,
but thank you for the advice for Claire. That's great advice.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Oh yeah, don't do it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (10:52):
On the Alabama Show, Hey, bank robber asked police to
put stolen money in his bank account.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Why it's a.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Fair request, I'll be honest.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
This guy in Ohio, forty two year old one robbed
a bank. He walked in, said he had a weapon,
told him to give him money.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
He took four hundred dollars and one dollar bills. That
was all he got. Four hundred dollars and one dollar bills.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
And when the cops caught him and arrested him on
the way to jail, he said, hey, will you deposit
this into my bank account?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
My question is why did he want only ones?
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I think that's all they gave him.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Why?
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Speaker 4 (12:00):
How do they keep adding stuf to mac and Cheese.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I don't know, but you're going to try it on
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Walmart now through Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I don't know if this is up, Miley.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
We're going to do it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
An interview has just resurfaced of Millie Bobby Brown after
the news.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Broke that she had accused.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
David Harber of bullying and harassment on the set of
Stranger Things. Mill Bobby Brown plays Eleven, David Harber plays.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hopper, and their.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Roles on the show are very intertwined, like he adopts
her almost like his kid, so I hate that. But anyway,
this interview just resurfaced and the interviewer was talking to
her about her upcoming wedding and made a joke that
David Harber could officiate the wedding. And this was Millie
Bobby Brown's response, But.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
You are going with Stranger Things, then you're obviously going
to walk down the aisle to the music from the.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Showby Black and Red.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
I'm gonna shave my hair off Harper is officiating.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yes, yes, I don't know how I feel. Sure, Matthew Modine, I.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Think okay, if you're going to select the cast member,
that's the officiant race.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, he's my big dad.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
She got really awkward. She was making a face when
he said that. She didn't know how to respond. And
Matthew Modine is who plays Papa on the show and
he actually did officiate the wedding in real life.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yeah, yeah, I did see that. This is getting a
little weird, I know.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Anyway, we still get season five though, that's coming out soon,
so we get to see how awkward it is on
the show. We'll all be watching for that. That's three
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App eight three three five oh one, Bama is the
number to call the show. If you have good news,
we want to celebrate with you. Melissa, good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Do you have good news?
Speaker 8 (13:57):
I do my twin daughter eleven.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Time twin girls. Are you ready for them to be teenagers?
Because I wouldn't be.
Speaker 7 (14:09):
I am definitely not.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
What are you gonna do to celebrate their birthday this weekend.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
Only just get together with family, maybe go to dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Let me ask you.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
About this, when you gave birth to two twin girls,
and you had two twin babies at the same time,
how hard was it having to change diapers and carry
and feed and do all the things.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Because one baby's hard, but two babies it was.
Speaker 11 (14:35):
It was chaos.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Lea was a learning experience daily.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
I don't think we even remember the first two weeks.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Oh my gosh, well that is great news. Congratulation. What
are their names.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Let's shout them out.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Chloe and Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Chloe and Kennedy, happy birthday. That is great news. Thank
you for sharing. Thank y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
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Today is the day that we're gonna use the bleet
button on the show a lot. Okay, by the way,
thanks for listening to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
producer Black. We talk about my little cousin Hannah, who
is the voice of what what the hell headlines? Okay,
this is her first year of being a teacher. She
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teaches second grade.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I have heard so many stories of these little faral
second graders with her that are hilarious and I heard
one last night and I want.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
To share it to you.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Also, if you have kids that do this, I want
you to call the show eight three three five oh one, Bama, like,
what's something your kids said that was so bad? But
it was all so funny and you just couldn't stop laughing.
Because Hannah. Every morning, they do this thing in class
where they she gives the class a word and then
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the kids have to give her more words that rhyme.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
With that word.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I can't remember what it's called.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
She's got a fancy for it, but it's basically teaching
kids rhyming uh huh. And there's this one kid that
has been giving Hannah a hard time in her class
all the time, and she said, he never participates in this,
absolutely never participates in this, she said, but yesterday he did.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
And the word that she.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Gave the class, and we're going to bleep this out.
The word that she gave the class was okay.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And she said, all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
The kid yelled, your reaction is exactly what the whole class,
she said, the whole class their jaws.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Dropped and stared at her, and she immediately had to
put the book over her face so that nobody could
see her laughing, and she said, the kid goes what
it rhymes? It rhymes what. It's a word that goes.
And she she.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Was like, I hid behind my desk for a few
minutes and then finally I pull the book down and
was like, that word is a nickname.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
For a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yes, she made it where she didn't address that it
could be a bad word.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
She spun it to where it was like a good
word that it could be.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
They're gonna start saying that in the class she had.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Girl's mom she's like, look, your kid can't be yelling
this in our class anymore.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Well, she made it a good thing. People were gonna
start saying it.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I died when she told like, is it you know
it's bad. When you're a teacher, you.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Gotta be like, no, you can't say that, But me,
I would be dying laughing.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I want to laugh so hard.
Speaker 10 (17:37):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
I don't know how kids have gotten to this point.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Called a show what's something? What's the worst thing that
your kid? And we'll bleep it out. It'll make it
on the air. But we'll bleep it. We'll be good.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Called a show eight three three five one Bama.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
What is the worst thing your kid has ever said?
But also the funniest thing your kid has ever said?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
The Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
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Speaker 3 (17:58):
App eight three three five, and Bama is the number
to call the show.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Rebecca, good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Do you have a story about something funny your kids
said in school?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Uh, it's not in school. It was actually after school.
It was Christmas last year, she was about four. I
asked her if she wanted to go look at Christmas
light and she turned and looked at me and said, no,
but we can go dig up your dead dad.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Do you have any weird animals showing up in your
yard that have been dug up?
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Or I do not?
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I do not, Sally, Sally don't have the PT cemetery
on the lot.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Daughter Wednesday Adams, No, No, I've good name after Phoebe,
Bcha after frist So.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I love that. That's great. Well, good look, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Thoughts and priors, thoughts and priors, Well, thank you, thank you.
Eight three three five. Obama is the number to call
the show. Jealousy, good morning. What's the worst thing your
kids ever said.
Speaker 9 (19:03):
Okay, so my son, he's super hopper. I got him
a good behavior chart, and one day I had wait.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Wait wait, you got him a good behavior what?
Speaker 9 (19:14):
I got him a good behavior chart shirt? No, a
good behavior chart chart?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
A good behavior chart? Okay?
Speaker 9 (19:21):
Yeah, I could keep for of like good or good
and bad behaviors?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Okay, And he goes to his room.
Speaker 9 (19:28):
Pulls out toy. Knox comes back, gabs the chart, points
the knife at us and says, you work for me.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Now, psychopaths? Parents?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
What have you been letting you watch TV?
Speaker 9 (19:48):
I don't know, I don't know where this come from,
but we were for We were laughing, but we didn't
want him to see. We thought this was funny.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Do you lock your bedroom door knobs?
Speaker 9 (19:58):
When bedroom doors always? I don't want him coming and creeping.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Up on me.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Who's this?
Speaker 8 (20:11):
Good morning? My name is Sarah.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Sarah. What's the worst thing your kids said? Sounds like
you got a story.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
Yeah, So my grandparents came to visit literally last weekend. Okay,
when my grandma was over, my daughter threw a toy
across the room and I accidentally hit her and she
was like, I'm gonna beat her, so my daughter joke,
You're not gonna beat my my mavel feature.
Speaker 10 (20:37):
And I was like, oh, Jerry, Jerry, you were listening
to the Alabama Show on Demand.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
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