May 27, 2025 • 14 mins
Alabama has already lost her new farm addition. Producer Blake always finds a way to bother the people closest to him. There are $1 movies this summer in Three Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I need your help so bad.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
This is okay, I.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Think, well, I know a bird flew in front of
my car while I was on my way to work.
While I was driving here this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Here's a bird about to come in here that you
just rescued. I'm gonna lose it.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
No, I think it's stuck in the front of my
car like this happened closer to my home and I
drove thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I don't want to look.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Are you asking me to go?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Look?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, I don't look.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I think it's like pancakes to the grill of my car.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I need you to peel it out.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Why is it always something with animals?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
It ain't.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It ain't being rescued.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
It ain't.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It didn't make it.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Tweety, bird is calm, tweety sweety, get it off.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I can't do.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I won't even look. I can't. I saw it and
then it went. But fucking please please will you?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Thank you? This is a job for producer. Blake up
a bit of way into a grill. IHI like, good morning, Hi?
This is the most Monday is Tuesday ever. Welcome back
to your work week.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
If you're on your way to work today, thanks for listening.
You can call the show if you want.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
On the Alabama Show, a man assaulted an elderly man
who farted in line in front of him.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Why this is too much?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
In front of you?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Read?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yes, somebody passed gas.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
An older man passed gas in front of a thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Nine year old man. His name is Chaz, and.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
So then he got in a fight with him because
he past gas.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
In front of him.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
And then the man, the old man in the police
report apologized to the guy behind him, and it says
the man did not accept the apology and proceeded to
hit him in the head. So then he got arrested.
And what is wrong with the world today? We will
never know why?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Alyssa, good morning. I know you're on your way to work.
Who do you work? What do you do I work
on mom?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Victoriota, I'll lift that billing.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I hecke you all right?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
You want to play Super Easy Trivia and win tickets
to Shaboozi. Absolutely all right, girl, you know how it works.
Asked the questions Producer Blake is your lifeline?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Are you ready? Yes, ALYSSA question number one?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
What color is the statue of Liberty? Green?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Good job bronze first.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh my god, here comes Producer Blake.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Next question large spark of electricity in the air often
accompanies thunder lightning, Yes, happening in thunder that is That
is correct?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And last one for the wind.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Golden Arches is the nickname for what popular restaurant ncdonald
That would be correct. Congratulations, you just want to say
breezy trivia.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Woo woo.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Today is another first alert weather day.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I feel like.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Every day so far this past month has been a
first alert weather day in Alabama.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's a continuous cycle.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It literally is.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
So we have mornings for severe thunderstorms across Alabama. This
afternoon is going to be the worst of it with
strong winds and hail.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Be weather alert.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Regal Cinemas is offering one dollar movies for kids this summer,
so there's going to be family friendly movies on Tuesday
and Wednesday Mornings.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
For a dollar a show.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
It starts June tenth with Puss in Boots and Sing.
Two other films this summer will be Sonic The Hedgehog
two and Paddington Improved.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So go enjoy. And did you.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
See Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty passed away over the weekend?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yep, we were all playing games and we all saw
the news hit.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm so sad.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I love Duck Dynasty and I love Phil. That's Willie's dad.
Has anybody checked on Miss k I mean, I know
the family has, but.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm not seeing any updates on Miss Kay. I've only
seen updates on Jason Willey.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
He was seventy nine. He had Alzheimer's. So rest in peace,
Phil Robertson. That makes me really sad. That's three things
you need to know more At the Alabama Show dot com, you.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
On to man, I've been dreading telling you what I'm
about to tell you all weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
What because I know you're gonna make fun of me.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, what did you do?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I lost my peacock.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
There's no way you've already lost this thing. And we
just started.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Really like for I don't know I bought.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
It if you missed it. I bought two peacocks for
my birthday.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I was gonna get one. Then I ended up going
to this bruh. I went to the middle of nowhere.
I was on a backcountry road, like I think I
bought these peacocks in the underground market for birds because
I pulled up I like, I literally texted sak Daddy.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I was like, I, hey, my locations on. If I'm
here for a long time, I need you to come
get me. And then I pull in.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
There's like thousands of different kinds of exotic birds. Like
if there's a Joe exotic in the South, that's a
burden dealer.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I found him.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
His name's Debo, and.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I gotta name no.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
So I get these peacocks and I go home.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I was just going for one, and somehow I got.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Talked into getting a female too, and I was like,
it's a set.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. I have peacock
and a pea hen.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
So I get them and I man, I'm telling you,
when you try to get this thing out of a box, do.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know how big they are?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
They have talents yeah, they're birds.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
So I get them into the enclosure and he's there
for about a day and a half. And Saturday night
it's storming and I go outside to check on the peacocks.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
He figured out how to get.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Out, and he was sitting on top of the chicken
coop and I was like, oh, hey, buddy, were ride
to eye with my little flashlight, and that's the freakiest
thing I've.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Ever walked in on.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
And then the next morning he's gone, and my whole
neighborhood has been driving around on golf carts, drinking all
weekend looking for the peacock, and we cannot find the peacock.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
How do you manage, I.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Don't know, to be so worked up over getting a peacock.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So excited and then you lose it. Within the first
two days.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I had to see a group chat to the neighborhood
that said, hey, if anybody sees a peacock walking around,
it's mine.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I've checked the woods. There's like forty acres of woods
behind me in a lake. I've been walking around looking up,
looking down. Do you know how high dick and jump
thin get on the roof of a house.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm upset that you've heard this, not that you lost it.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I'm upset that you gave me this whole long ordeal
for a week.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'd be emotional.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Well then you said I am gonna have this peacock
around all the time, we're gonna bring it in, We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Blah blah blah blah blah. And then you lose it
within two days. I know this is a you problem.
First off.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Second off, I don't care that much. I'm more upset
that you can build all this up just to lose it.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You did all this work.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I he's coming back.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I know. Oh, I did all this work.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I still have the girl. I have a pan.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Wow, that's congrats that Why would you do all this?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You should know problem.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You should have learned how to keep a peacock before
you decided.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You on started.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
When I want to bid on Facebook, I didn't think.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I just thought I'll bid and I'll figure it out later.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well now I'm figuring it out.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Hey, my name's Alabama and I lost a peacock.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Would you call the show? Eight three three five, Oh Bama?
Is the number?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'm looking at it this way.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Okay, by the way, if you missed it, I lost
my peacock.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm not gonna take it as a loss.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I'm just gonna say I saved a peacock from being
confined in a small pen and rescued him, and now
he has a lot of woods to live in.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I free to peacock.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
However, you look at this, you messed up. I don't
care what you think. You messed up, man, and you go.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I don't ever want to hear you talk up another animal.
I don't want to hear you talk about how much
these animals are like this is the best get I'll
ever get, and then lose it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't ever want to hear it. You might come back.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
The likelihood of that happening now is very low, I know.
So I don't want to hear any more hope from you.
I want you to stop it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Stop fine.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
The Birmingham Zoo has their sloth available to the public
for the first time in three years.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
This is the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I love sloths.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I know favorite animal ever, Rinardo, the beloved thirty five
year old sloth, has been at the zoo since twenty sixteen,
but now you can see him in the Predator building
next to the red Panda. I don't know if the
Predator building's the best place for me now, slow slots.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I don't what do they what do they predate?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
What do they predate?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What are what do they prey on?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Whatever, we'll google that in a minute. Congratulations, Demmy got
married this weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You see this what she married? Jordan Lutz? Oh were
you waiting?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
And Demmy we're gonna get married? Yeah, obviously Jordan Lutz.
They got married in California. Paris Hilton was a guest
and apparently did an impromptu DJ said at the reception,
is this is all news to me?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Demielevado, she's married. Woman can't date her anymore.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Here's the study that just came out that Americans are
the best at in the world. Hey much, what is
it of any other country? We are the most prolific swearers.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You know what, Let's go, baby, We cussed the most.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Apparently online, Around one in every three thousand words on
American websites is a swear word more way worse online
than in person. Australia did this study. They called us out.
They said, you know what, America, you got this Australian.
Let's go shut the front door. Oh I thought I
was gonna say something else, didn't you what incarnation?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Anyway, I say thanks. You need to know more. At
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Call the show if you have good news. Eight three
thirty five oh one Bema is the number. Producer Blake
has good news? What's your what's awesome?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You lost your peacock?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
No, that's not why you're making fun of it. This
is not roast Alabama. There's another reason you're lifing at
me right now.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Also, you are over dramaticizing kidney stones and it is hilarious.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I'm not over dramaticizing it. Look, I came in today.
This is the worst pain I've ever felt, and I'm
getting nauseous and I'm like in tears that it hurts
and I don't know what it is. And Producer Blake said,
it sounds like you've got kidney stones.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm glad my pain is funny to you. You know,
it comes up and paint on the show because of me.
That's not thinking sun for the whole.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It's just my payback from giving you lady cramps that
one time.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I've been praying for.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
This, giving you a Goose smoothie, making you eat meat
baby food.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Man, this is the this is phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
This hurts.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I know, I don't know if it's kidney stones or not.
I've got to call my doctor, hopefully their office.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Weapon suit. It hurts to move. It is like, uh,
I'm glad you love it.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Oh yeah, it's Today's a good day.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's gonna be a good way.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'll get you back.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, you don't even have to get me back.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
This is just get await on this to let's stop
call the show. If you have good news.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is hon to Man.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I'm sensing there's a common theme with producer Blake, and
it's that he makes everybody upset.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You did.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He's laughing at me behind the scenes. But also, I'm
just sitting here.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Let's talk about everybody at your Memorial Day event yesterday,
your girlfriend's family.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
How frustrated are they with you today?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I don't I don't know if frustrated's the right word.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
What is the right word. What would you describe it as.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
That's a great question. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
They they told me that I should have been at
the event sooner than I was, But my girlfriend told
me the time to be there.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
So I should have put that time the event.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But was it just a cookout?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, just a cookout.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
How late were you about an hour and a half?
Did they all wait on you to eat?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
They waited a little bit.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
And then they said, it's been an hour, let's eat
our fee.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I don't know how long they waited. I have been mad,
but they did.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They saved me a plate in the microwave, but they
kept making like little jabs at me. They were like, well,
we let you food in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's cold, so you might want to warm it up.
I was like, oh, I thought the cookout was happening
now that she went, No blake, it happened an hour
and a half ago.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Everyone's by the time you got there, they wanted you
to be gone.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
No everyone, How long did you stay after you got there?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I hung out my girlfriend the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But they wanted you to leave too. That was a hint.
Everybody's already gone.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
No, no, no, no, they.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Were saying, you got here after the event already happened.
I know, well, if they wanted me to leave, they
I bet they would just say leave.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm the type of guy.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
That you just told me you need to send your
girlfriend's parents a gift now, and I'm sorry I was
late to your party gift.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And I'm sorry I was.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I mean, is this ever happening? You call the show
eight three three five oh one, Bama.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Hey, we're done.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Anything you missed on the show, make sure you download
the free iHeartRadio app, look up the Alabama Show on
Demand and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show on Demand.
Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I need your help so bad.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
This is okay, I.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Think, well, I know a bird flew in front of
my car while I was on my way to work.
While I was driving here this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Here's a bird about to come in here that you
just rescued. I'm gonna lose it.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
No, I think it's stuck in the front of my
car like this happened closer to my home and I
drove thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I don't want to look.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Are you asking me to go?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Look?
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, I don't look.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
I think it's like pancakes to the grill of my car.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I need you to peel it out.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Why is it always something with animals?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
It ain't.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It ain't being rescued.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
It ain't.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It didn't make it.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Tweety, bird is calm, tweety sweety, get it off.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I can't do.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I won't even look. I can't. I saw it and
then it went. But fucking please please will you?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Thank you? This is a job for producer. Blake up
a bit of way into a grill. IHI like, good morning, Hi?
This is the most Monday is Tuesday ever. Welcome back
to your work week.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
If you're on your way to work today, thanks for listening.
You can call the show if you want.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Eight three three five oh one Bama is the number.
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
On the Alabama Show, a man assaulted an elderly man
who farted in line in front of him.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Why this is too much?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
In front of you?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Read?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yes, somebody passed gas.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
An older man passed gas in front of a thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Nine year old man. His name is Chaz, and.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
So then he got in a fight with him because
he past gas.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
In front of him.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
And then the man, the old man in the police
report apologized to the guy behind him, and it says
the man did not accept the apology and proceeded to
hit him in the head. So then he got arrested.
And what is wrong with the world today? We will
never know why?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Alyssa, good morning. I know you're on your way to work.
Who do you work? What do you do I work
on mom?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Victoriota, I'll lift that billing.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I hecke you all right?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
You want to play Super Easy Trivia and win tickets
to Shaboozi. Absolutely all right, girl, you know how it works.
Asked the questions Producer Blake is your lifeline?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Are you ready? Yes, ALYSSA question number one?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
What color is the statue of Liberty? Green?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Good job bronze first.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh my god, here comes Producer Blake.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Next question large spark of electricity in the air often
accompanies thunder lightning, Yes, happening in thunder that is That
is correct?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And last one for the wind.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Golden Arches is the nickname for what popular restaurant ncdonald
That would be correct. Congratulations, you just want to say
breezy trivia.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Woo woo.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's three things you need to know with the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Today is another first alert weather day.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I feel like.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Every day so far this past month has been a
first alert weather day in Alabama.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's a continuous cycle.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
It literally is.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
So we have mornings for severe thunderstorms across Alabama. This
afternoon is going to be the worst of it with
strong winds and hail.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Be weather alert.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Regal Cinemas is offering one dollar movies for kids this summer,
so there's going to be family friendly movies on Tuesday
and Wednesday Mornings.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
For a dollar a show.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
It starts June tenth with Puss in Boots and Sing.
Two other films this summer will be Sonic The Hedgehog
two and Paddington Improved.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So go enjoy. And did you.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
See Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty passed away over the weekend?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yep, we were all playing games and we all saw
the news hit.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I'm so sad.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I love Duck Dynasty and I love Phil. That's Willie's dad.
Has anybody checked on Miss k I mean, I know
the family has, but.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I'm not seeing any updates on Miss Kay. I've only
seen updates on Jason Willey.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
He was seventy nine. He had Alzheimer's. So rest in peace,
Phil Robertson. That makes me really sad. That's three things
you need to know more At the Alabama Show dot com, you.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Were listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
On to man, I've been dreading telling you what I'm
about to tell you all weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
What because I know you're gonna make fun of me.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Okay, what did you do?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I lost my peacock.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
There's no way you've already lost this thing. And we
just started.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Really like for I don't know I bought.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
It if you missed it. I bought two peacocks for
my birthday.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
I was gonna get one. Then I ended up going
to this bruh. I went to the middle of nowhere.
I was on a backcountry road, like I think I
bought these peacocks in the underground market for birds because
I pulled up I like, I literally texted sak Daddy.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I was like, I, hey, my locations on. If I'm
here for a long time, I need you to come
get me. And then I pull in.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
There's like thousands of different kinds of exotic birds. Like
if there's a Joe exotic in the South, that's a
burden dealer.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I found him.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
His name's Debo, and.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I gotta name no.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
So I get these peacocks and I go home.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I was just going for one, and somehow I got.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Talked into getting a female too, and I was like,
it's a set.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I have a boyfriend and a girlfriend. I have peacock
and a pea hen.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
So I get them and I man, I'm telling you,
when you try to get this thing out of a box, do.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
You know how big they are?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
They have talents yeah, they're birds.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
So I get them into the enclosure and he's there
for about a day and a half. And Saturday night
it's storming and I go outside to check on the peacocks.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
He figured out how to get.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Out, and he was sitting on top of the chicken
coop and I was like, oh, hey, buddy, were ride
to eye with my little flashlight, and that's the freakiest
thing I've.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Ever walked in on.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
And then the next morning he's gone, and my whole
neighborhood has been driving around on golf carts, drinking all
weekend looking for the peacock, and we cannot find the peacock.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
How do you manage, I.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Don't know, to be so worked up over getting a peacock.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
So excited and then you lose it. Within the first
two days.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I had to see a group chat to the neighborhood
that said, hey, if anybody sees a peacock walking around,
it's mine.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I've checked the woods. There's like forty acres of woods
behind me in a lake. I've been walking around looking up,
looking down. Do you know how high dick and jump
thin get on the roof of a house.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm upset that you've heard this, not that you lost it.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I'm upset that you gave me this whole long ordeal
for a week.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'd be emotional.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Well then you said I am gonna have this peacock
around all the time, we're gonna bring it in, We're gonna.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Blah blah blah blah blah. And then you lose it
within two days. I know this is a you problem.
First off.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Second off, I don't care that much. I'm more upset
that you can build all this up just to lose it.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
You did all this work.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I he's coming back.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I know. Oh, I did all this work.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I still have the girl. I have a pan.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Wow, that's congrats that Why would you do all this?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
You should know problem.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
You should have learned how to keep a peacock before
you decided.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You on started.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
When I want to bid on Facebook, I didn't think.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I just thought I'll bid and I'll figure it out later.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Well now I'm figuring it out.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Hey, my name's Alabama and I lost a peacock.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Would you call the show? Eight three three five, Oh Bama?
Is the number?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'm looking at it this way.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Okay, by the way, if you missed it, I lost
my peacock.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm not gonna take it as a loss.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
I'm just gonna say I saved a peacock from being
confined in a small pen and rescued him, and now
he has a lot of woods to live in.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
I free to peacock.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
However, you look at this, you messed up. I don't
care what you think. You messed up, man, and you go.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
I don't ever want to hear you talk up another animal.
I don't want to hear you talk about how much
these animals are like this is the best get I'll
ever get, and then lose it.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't ever want to hear it. You might come back.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
The likelihood of that happening now is very low, I know.
So I don't want to hear any more hope from you.
I want you to stop it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Stop fine.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's three things you need to know.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
The Birmingham Zoo has their sloth available to the public
for the first time in three years.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
This is the greatest thing ever.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I love sloths.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
I know favorite animal ever, Rinardo, the beloved thirty five
year old sloth, has been at the zoo since twenty sixteen,
but now you can see him in the Predator building
next to the red Panda. I don't know if the
Predator building's the best place for me now, slow slots.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I don't what do they what do they predate?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
What do they predate?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
What?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
What are what do they prey on?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Whatever, we'll google that in a minute. Congratulations, Demmy got
married this weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
You see this what she married? Jordan Lutz? Oh were
you waiting?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (10:06):
And Demmy we're gonna get married? Yeah, obviously Jordan Lutz.
They got married in California. Paris Hilton was a guest
and apparently did an impromptu DJ said at the reception,
is this is all news to me?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Demielevado, she's married. Woman can't date her anymore.
Speaker 5 (10:23):
Here's the study that just came out that Americans are
the best at in the world. Hey much, what is
it of any other country? We are the most prolific swearers.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
You know what, Let's go, baby, We cussed the most.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Apparently online, Around one in every three thousand words on
American websites is a swear word more way worse online
than in person. Australia did this study. They called us out.
They said, you know what, America, you got this Australian.
Let's go shut the front door. Oh I thought I
was gonna say something else, didn't you what incarnation?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Anyway, I say thanks. You need to know more. At
the Alabama Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
You're listening to The Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Call the show if you have good news. Eight three
thirty five oh one Bema is the number. Producer Blake
has good news? What's your what's awesome?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
You lost your peacock?
Speaker 5 (11:16):
No, that's not why you're making fun of it. This
is not roast Alabama. There's another reason you're lifing at
me right now.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Also, you are over dramaticizing kidney stones and it is hilarious.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I'm not over dramaticizing it. Look, I came in today.
This is the worst pain I've ever felt, and I'm
getting nauseous and I'm like in tears that it hurts
and I don't know what it is. And Producer Blake said,
it sounds like you've got kidney stones.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I'm glad my pain is funny to you. You know,
it comes up and paint on the show because of me.
That's not thinking sun for the whole.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
It's just my payback from giving you lady cramps that
one time.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I've been praying for.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
This, giving you a Goose smoothie, making you eat meat
baby food.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Man, this is the this is phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
This hurts.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
I know, I don't know if it's kidney stones or not.
I've got to call my doctor, hopefully their office.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Weapon suit. It hurts to move. It is like, uh,
I'm glad you love it.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Oh yeah, it's Today's a good day.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
It's gonna be a good way.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'll get you back.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, you don't even have to get me back.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
This is just get await on this to let's stop
call the show. If you have good news.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. The following program
is hon to Man.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
I'm sensing there's a common theme with producer Blake, and
it's that he makes everybody upset.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You did.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He's laughing at me behind the scenes. But also, I'm
just sitting here.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Let's talk about everybody at your Memorial Day event yesterday,
your girlfriend's family.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
How frustrated are they with you today?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I don't I don't know if frustrated's the right word.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
What is the right word. What would you describe it as.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
That's a great question. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
They they told me that I should have been at
the event sooner than I was, But my girlfriend told
me the time to be there.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
So I should have put that time the event.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
But was it just a cookout?
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Yeah, just a cookout.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
How late were you about an hour and a half?
Did they all wait on you to eat?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
They waited a little bit.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
And then they said, it's been an hour, let's eat
our fee.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I don't know how long they waited. I have been mad,
but they did.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
They saved me a plate in the microwave, but they
kept making like little jabs at me. They were like, well,
we let you food in the microwave.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's cold, so you might want to warm it up.
I was like, oh, I thought the cookout was happening
now that she went, No blake, it happened an hour
and a half ago.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Everyone's by the time you got there, they wanted you
to be gone.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
No everyone, How long did you stay after you got there?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
I hung out my girlfriend the rest of the day.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But they wanted you to leave too. That was a hint.
Everybody's already gone.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
No, no, no, no, they.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Were saying, you got here after the event already happened.
I know, well, if they wanted me to leave, they
I bet they would just say leave.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm the type of guy.
Speaker 5 (14:25):
That you just told me you need to send your
girlfriend's parents a gift now, and I'm sorry I was
late to your party gift.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And I'm sorry I was.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I mean, is this ever happening? You call the show
eight three three five oh one, Bama.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Hey, we're done.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Anything you missed on the show, make sure you download
the free iHeartRadio app, look up the Alabama Show on
Demand and we'll see you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Thanks for listening to the Alabama Show on Demand.
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