May 30, 2024 • 18 mins
Alabama inherited something from her best friend that she's not the biggest fan of. Clay used to steal money from his job in Tea Time with Alabama. There's one thing you do at work that makes everyone hate you in 3 Things You NEED to Know. PLUS - Super Easy Trivia and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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When you listen, it's like you'reswiping right the Alabama Show. Ah,
it is okay, so we haveBy the way, good morning, Thank
you for listening to the Alabama Show. It is a four day work week.
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But are you more tired after theholiday weekend than you are last week?
Getting ready for the holiday weekend?I'm hey, I'm Alabama. Thank
you for listening to the Alabama Show. Call in. If you have never
called to say hello, you gottaeight three three five oh one. BAMA
is the number. That's eight threethree five oh one two two six'
(00:44):
two ooh tea time at Alabama Today. People call and confess their secrets,
and they are good secrets. That'sgoing to happen at eight o'clock. What
the hell headlines all the crazy thingspeople are doing in the news at six
point fifty and eight fifty and doyou have good news you want to share
what is awesome in your life?We do that at seven forty. But
(01:06):
literally, you can call any timingyou want. There is always a good
time for good news. Eight threethirty five O one BAMA is the number.
Good morning, Thank you for beinghere. It's what the hell headlines,
What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show, a
flight had to make an emergency landingafter a passenger stripped down naked. Why
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what is wrong with people? Thishappened in Australia. A man on a
domestic flight took off all of hisclothes, ran down the aisle naked,
knocked a flight attendant over, sothe airplane had to turn around, go
back make an emergent sea landing.Could you imagine being another passenger on that
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flight? You got a connecting flightand this guy's ruining it for everybody because
he decided to just strip down tohis birthday suit and run up and down
the aisle. Why. If you'relistening to the Alabama Show on demand,
here's your Super Easy Trivia quiz fortoday. How many bones does a shark?
Calf I'll tell you the answer whenwe play Super Easy Trivia Next Super
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Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.The question was how many bones does a
shark half? And the answer isnone. Super Easy Trivia eight three three
five oh one Bama is the numberif you want to play Good morning,
Who's this? Hey? This isLindsay. Good morning, Good morning,
Lindsay, what are you doing thismorning? I'm headed to work. Where
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do you work? What do youdo work in? Annis? Author?
Yes? How many teeth do youhave to clean today? Oh? Well,
I do orthodonic corport braces on thetop. Yes, girl, Look,
I just got done with my vizline and I haven't been doing my
retainers. My teeth are shifting.I needed to tell somebody I needed to
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confess. So thank you girl.You gotta where those are painters? I
know. I hate it, though. Are you calling a place? Super
Easy Trivia? I am all right. Here's how it works. I ask
the questions, you give the answers. Are you ready? I am?
Question number one? What is thelongest river in the world? Amazon,
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You're real close, but that's notit. I'll give you one more guests.
It starts with it in the Nile? Is it? Next question and
super easy trivia? What do caterpillarsturn into butterfly? Butterfly? Is correct?
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God, I'm seeing butterflies everywhere.They've all already turned this year.
And the last question, they areso pretty? What were Jack and Jill
going up a hill to fetch apail of water? A pail of water?
Is it? Awesome? Girl?You just won Super Easy trivia.
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Congratulations, you are going to theSouth Star Music Festival. Quinn Stefani,
Blink one eighty two, Sublime andall these amazing artists. Congratulations. It's
three things you need to know youwith the Alabama Show. Guess who's coming
to Birmingham. Guess who's coming toBirmingham. Guess who's coming to Birmingham.
Who's just announced yesterday Nicki Minaj,she announced more tour eights. She will
(04:36):
be at the Legacy Arena September fifteenth. And yes, we will have tickets
to give away. So just keeplistening to the Alabama Show. It's not
going to be today, but I'llhave your tickets. Just wait and listen
and you could win. Apple isplanning on rolling out some AI features this
(04:57):
year. It already does have somefeatures with a I, like live text,
so if your iPhone is fairly new, it should keep up and be
able to update when they do theupdate. But you'll have Siri powered by
AI, intelligent search in Safari,and photo retouching with AI. There's some
more. I don't even know howit works. I don't know what to
do with it, but it'll makeit'll make your phone better. Enjoy here's
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the thing you're doing at work thatmakes people not like you. Busy bragging
or stress bragging. It's the newtoxic work trait. If you tell everybody
at work how busy you are,it makes you be perceived as less likable
and less competent. People think you'redumb. If you do that, it's
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called point scoring. They did awhole article about it in a psychology magazine.
Magazine. It's called point scoring.And your coworkers don't like it.
Don't do it. I have donethis. I am so guilty of this.
We do it because we're trying toprove that we are good enough.
Usually we do it to our bosses. Don't do it, especially, don't
do it with your coworkers. Theywill not like you. That's three things
you need to know. More atThealabama Show dot com. What the hell
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headlines are on the way next TheAlabama Show on to me. It's free
on the iHeartRadio app. I guaranteeyou I have the ugliest thing that you
have ever seen today. I doubtthat in your entire life. I really
doubt that. Thank you for listeningto The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
producer Blake good morning, Good morning, Hattie dooty. If you want to
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call the show, call the showeight three three five oh one, Bama.
That's eight three three five oh onetwo two sixty two. Let me
tell you about the chicken. Thechicken. So, my best friend married
a man whose parents are very wealthy, like a lot of money, okay,
and they just bought my best friendand her husband a house for like
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an oh my god, cash paidfor it all the things. Here's the
thing they've been doing. They havestarted giving them furniture because they downgraded,
are downsized. They didn't downgrade,they downsized and wanted a smaller home.
So they're giving my best friend andher husband all their furniture for their new
house that they bought them, right, Okay, So they're taking Like what's
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funny is my friend she's very youngand she grew up with me, like
we grew up in the hood.We don't care. We ain't fancy at
all. We don't want nothing fancy. And she they've been bringing over their
furniture and decorating their house for themwhile they're not even there. They have
keys to the house and that likethey brought plants, and they've been coming
over and watering them. And myfriend's like, we don't want these plants.
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This is the type of fancy thatI will never aspire to do.
Oh my god, it is sogreat. I'm like, this is so
Anyway. I go to their houseto see the house and I'm standing in
the kitchen with my best friend andher husband and we're looking around and we're
looking at all the furniture like theybought them at a living room table they
can't even use because it's so expensiveand they had to have a cover on
it. And so we're standing inthe kitchen looking and her husband looks at
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me and he goes, hey,do you want that chicken? And I
went what? And there is thischicken sitting on the kitchen counter and he
goes, please take that ugly chicken. I do not want it like an
actual chicken. It is a likea metal chicken. And I was like,
well, you know, it's goodluck to have a rooster in your
kitchen. It's a very southern thing. And I was like, fine,
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I'll take it. And my bestfriend goes, oh my god, I'm
gonna tell them that you saw itand you just had to have it.
We had to give it to you, because they'll come to the house and
be like, where did this thingI gave you go? Yeah, I
brought the chicken in for show andtell you want to see the chicken?
Yeah, bring it it wars hangon, let me get it. This
is the chicken. That is nota chicken. That is a fancy peacock.
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It's small feathers. I'll show youa fancy peacock. Hold it.
It's it's like an armadillo. Itlooks like an armadillo. Why why,
why? Why? This looks likea war chicken from like the Kang dynasty.
Sir Lancelot, I started googling itbecause I was like, I wonder
how much this is worth because it'sthe ugliest thing I've ever seen, and
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it's definitely probably like four or fivehundred dollars. I found it comes in
a matching set on an online auction. There is an actual sculptor that sculpts
this, and some of his sculpturesgo for like four thousand dollars. This
thing does not go for four thousanddollars. I'd say fourteen dollars in forty
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how much you might in that ata yard sale. It fits well on
the shoulder. Call the show.What's the taggiest thing anybody's ever given you
for your house? Did you keepit? You sell it? Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is thenumber The Alabama Show on demand free on
the iHeartRadio app. If you wantto see the chicken we were talking about
on the air a second ago,go follow the Alabama Show on Instagram and
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Facebook. There's a video, there'sa picture, it's all there. Eight
three thirty five oh one BM isthe number if you want to call in
too. I inherited this chicken thatmy best friend got from her in laws,
and I am not a fan.Kelly. I know you've seen the
picture of the chicken already. Whatdo you think? I think it's idiots.
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Thank you. I took it homeand Steak Daddy was like, oh
good lord, why did you bringthat here? I can only imagine the
look on his face. Oh yeah, And what's funny is you look at
it. You can't tell how heavyit is. That thing weighs like twenty
pounds. It could be a weapon. Wow. Wow. And producer Blake
does not look at all like Ipictured him, by the way. He
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looks like Luke Combs. Yeah,I was not expecting that. Oh that's
great, Kelly. I love it. Has anybody ever given you anything hideous
for your house? Not that Ican think of? You figure i'd remember
something that ugly. Oh that's sogreat. My thing was I was going
to call and say I have awhat's awesome? What's awesome? Is nobody's
ever given me anything that out ofKelly? I love you, Thank you
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for calling. All right, havea good one too. It's what the
hell headlines? What the hell areyou talking about? On the Alabama Show,
a cop had to resign after accidentallylocking himself in the back of a
cruiser with somebody he arrested. Whythis is insane? In California, a
(11:31):
man arrested a woman suspected of cartheft, and as they're driving in the
car, you can hear on hisbody camp she starts flirting with him,
saying are you single? And hesays yeah, but you're not, and
then she keeps saying suggestive stuff andhe's like, stop, everything's being recorded
right now. But then like thirtyminutes later, he pulls into a dark
neighborhood and then turns his body cameraoff and then reaches out to somebody another
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thirty minutes later to come get himout of the cruiser because he was accidentally
locked in the back with the girl. He arrested and he says he was
just checking on her and his cameragot dislodged. But you know, we
all know what really happened. Why. There's three things you need to know.
You with the Elama Show, don'tforget. Alabaster Cityfest is Saturday.
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Scottie McCreary to Neil to Awn's,Michael Warren from Birmingham, our very own
hometown guy, all performing. Butwhat's so cool is they have a lot
of different vendors and there's like ahuge kids play area so you can bring
your kids to play. There's food, there's there's all kinds of stuff and
you could spend a whole day AlabasterCityfest. Bring your long wand chair and
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hang out. We'll be there Saturdayas well, So Saturday, Alabaster Cityfest,
We'll see you there. Subway justannounced the return of the foot Long
Cookie. I am so happy aboutthis. It'll be at subways across America
and online at subway dot com.The announcement says the foot Long Cookie has
delighted millions of Americans since its debut. So we want to bring a foot
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long dose of happiness this summer.Five bucks foot long cookie, Go enjoy.
Here's the common fight style that ruinsrelationships. I am so guilty of
this. It's the he said,she said fight, and experts say that
will ruin a relationship more than anyother fight because you get stuck in the
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well you said, and I said, And here's how to avoid it.
Stop talking if you're getting nowhere,and just walk away for a little bit,
take a breather. Also, thebiggest thing you can realize is you
never experience an event or conversation thesame way as another person. So you've
got to stop the power struggle betweenyou when you can't agree on what happened.
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The experts say, drop your endof the rope, and your spouse
will. If you stop pulling againstyour partner, they will stop pulling against
you. So just let it go. Don't get stuck in he said,
she said, find a solution.That's three things you need to know more
at The Alabama Show dot com.Here's what's coming up next on The Alabama
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Show. What's your good News?What is awesome? In your life.
I want to hear your feel goodstories. Called the show. Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is thenumber. The Alabama Show on demand free
on the iHeartRadio app. Here's yourgood news for today. A skydiver got
rescued by firefighters who was stuck ina tree. Also, if you ever
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want to share a good news story, called the show, eight three three
five oh one BAMA is the number. This happened in New Hampshire on Sunday.
Firefighters saved him. He's okay,what's funny is he's in the Navy
and he joked that it was hisvery own Memorial Day miracle. Listen to
aj Aj was the skydiver talking aboutthe rescue. I was out at a
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distance where I couldn't make it back, so I decided I'm gonna have to
land somewhere else. I was expectingto cannoby to you know, dives a
little bit more, get lower,and it just was not. It was
pushing me. I was like Imight be going into these tree. So
I was like, let me bracethe landing and I just hugged the tree
and I stayed there. No matterwhat I'm going through, I like to
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say positive, positive thoughts, youknow, make a little joke here and
there because I'm good. I'm alive, so I'm thankful to be alive.
Do you imagine having to call firefightersand be like, uh, I'm stuck
in a tray. I need youto help me out. But look,
that is great. That's your goodnews story for today. If you want
to share what's awesome? Eight threethree five oh one BAMA is the number.
You're listening to the Alabama Show ondemand. Good morning, Clay,
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what's your secret? Yeah? Iused to pocket cash at the sandwich shop
I used to work at Wait,hold on, you used to pocket money
at a job you used to workat? Record? Okay. By the
way, if you ever want toshare a secret for tea time with Alabama,
call the show. Eight three threefive oh one BAMA is the number.
That's what this is for. Whatdid you How were you in bezzling
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money from your job? What wereyou doing so customers would come in order
a sub? Easy math? Right? So five dollars and forty cent okay?
So you worked at a sandwich shopand customers would order us sub yep
okay, And it was five dollarsand forty cents. Yeah, that was
like the total. Okay, SoI would just bring in my own quarters
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and dimes and I would give themback sixty cents out of my own money
and then keep the six dollars orthe four dollars, you know whatever.
My god, and I just wouldn'tring it up for the register. You
are why so many people are losingtheir jobs and there's automated checkouts. Hey,
this was like twenty years ago.I'm not doing this now, oh
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my god. Okay, so howmuch money would you make it a day
when you would do this, I'dsay, like average day, fifty sixty
on a really busy day, maybecloth and you never got caught. My
manager never figured it out. Evenwhen the counts, like the bread count,
we had to make sure, youknow, stuff wasn't getting lost.
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Yeah, he would just chalk thatup to, oh that's normal. Sometimes
it gets tossed out. Somebody musthave miscounted a tray. Oh the store
on's first avenue to eat a combatright, we gave them so oh yes,
my god, Well you don't dothat now, do you. Oh
no, no, no, thatwas a long time. Hopefully your boss
now doesn't hear this and be like, hey, I heard you used to
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take money. Now what are youdoing? Well, I'm not working with
cash transactions over a counter, makeexpansions. Okay, well, Clay,
that is a that's some good too. Thanks for calling the show. I
appreciate you. By the way,if you've ever done something bad at a
job when you were young, becausewe've all had jobs when we were teenagers
and done like dumb things called theshow. What did you used to do
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at your job? Eight three threefive oh one Bama is the number you're
listening to The Alabama Show on demand. Okay, I'm done, but the
good news is when I'm back tomorrowit will finally be Friday. Thank you
for listening to the show. Ifyou ever want to go back and listen
to anything that you missed the AlabamaShow on demand on the free iHeartRadio app
(18:12):
or oh you got to go seethe Chicken, go follow the Alabama Show
on Facebook to see the video orinstagram all the things and I'll see you
tomorrow. Thanks for listening to TheAlabama Show on demand.
When you listen, it's like you'reswiping right the Alabama Show. Ah,
it is okay, so we haveBy the way, good morning, Thank
you for listening to the Alabama Show. It is a four day work week.
(00:23):
But are you more tired after theholiday weekend than you are last week?
Getting ready for the holiday weekend?I'm hey, I'm Alabama. Thank
you for listening to the Alabama Show. Call in. If you have never
called to say hello, you gottaeight three three five oh one. BAMA
is the number. That's eight threethree five oh one two two six'
(00:44):
two ooh tea time at Alabama Today. People call and confess their secrets,
and they are good secrets. That'sgoing to happen at eight o'clock. What
the hell headlines all the crazy thingspeople are doing in the news at six
point fifty and eight fifty and doyou have good news you want to share
what is awesome in your life?We do that at seven forty. But
(01:06):
literally, you can call any timingyou want. There is always a good
time for good news. Eight threethirty five O one BAMA is the number.
Good morning, Thank you for beinghere. It's what the hell headlines,
What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show, a
flight had to make an emergency landingafter a passenger stripped down naked. Why
(01:30):
what is wrong with people? Thishappened in Australia. A man on a
domestic flight took off all of hisclothes, ran down the aisle naked,
knocked a flight attendant over, sothe airplane had to turn around, go
back make an emergent sea landing.Could you imagine being another passenger on that
(01:52):
flight? You got a connecting flightand this guy's ruining it for everybody because
he decided to just strip down tohis birthday suit and run up and down
the aisle. Why. If you'relistening to the Alabama Show on demand,
here's your Super Easy Trivia quiz fortoday. How many bones does a shark?
Calf I'll tell you the answer whenwe play Super Easy Trivia Next Super
(02:15):
Easy Trivia with the Alabama Show.The question was how many bones does a
shark half? And the answer isnone. Super Easy Trivia eight three three
five oh one Bama is the numberif you want to play Good morning,
Who's this? Hey? This isLindsay. Good morning, Good morning,
Lindsay, what are you doing thismorning? I'm headed to work. Where
(02:38):
do you work? What do youdo work in? Annis? Author?
Yes? How many teeth do youhave to clean today? Oh? Well,
I do orthodonic corport braces on thetop. Yes, girl, Look,
I just got done with my vizline and I haven't been doing my
retainers. My teeth are shifting.I needed to tell somebody I needed to
(03:00):
confess. So thank you girl.You gotta where those are painters? I
know. I hate it, though. Are you calling a place? Super
Easy Trivia? I am all right. Here's how it works. I ask
the questions, you give the answers. Are you ready? I am?
Question number one? What is thelongest river in the world? Amazon,
(03:23):
You're real close, but that's notit. I'll give you one more guests.
It starts with it in the Nile? Is it? Next question and
super easy trivia? What do caterpillarsturn into butterfly? Butterfly? Is correct?
(03:44):
God, I'm seeing butterflies everywhere.They've all already turned this year.
And the last question, they areso pretty? What were Jack and Jill
going up a hill to fetch apail of water? A pail of water?
Is it? Awesome? Girl?You just won Super Easy trivia.
(04:12):
Congratulations, you are going to theSouth Star Music Festival. Quinn Stefani,
Blink one eighty two, Sublime andall these amazing artists. Congratulations. It's
three things you need to know youwith the Alabama Show. Guess who's coming
to Birmingham. Guess who's coming toBirmingham. Guess who's coming to Birmingham.
Who's just announced yesterday Nicki Minaj,she announced more tour eights. She will
(04:36):
be at the Legacy Arena September fifteenth. And yes, we will have tickets
to give away. So just keeplistening to the Alabama Show. It's not
going to be today, but I'llhave your tickets. Just wait and listen
and you could win. Apple isplanning on rolling out some AI features this
(04:57):
year. It already does have somefeatures with a I, like live text,
so if your iPhone is fairly new, it should keep up and be
able to update when they do theupdate. But you'll have Siri powered by
AI, intelligent search in Safari,and photo retouching with AI. There's some
more. I don't even know howit works. I don't know what to
do with it, but it'll makeit'll make your phone better. Enjoy here's
(05:24):
the thing you're doing at work thatmakes people not like you. Busy bragging
or stress bragging. It's the newtoxic work trait. If you tell everybody
at work how busy you are,it makes you be perceived as less likable
and less competent. People think you'redumb. If you do that, it's
(05:44):
called point scoring. They did awhole article about it in a psychology magazine.
Magazine. It's called point scoring.And your coworkers don't like it.
Don't do it. I have donethis. I am so guilty of this.
We do it because we're trying toprove that we are good enough.
Usually we do it to our bosses. Don't do it, especially, don't
do it with your coworkers. Theywill not like you. That's three things
you need to know. More atThealabama Show dot com. What the hell
(06:09):
headlines are on the way next TheAlabama Show on to me. It's free
on the iHeartRadio app. I guaranteeyou I have the ugliest thing that you
have ever seen today. I doubtthat in your entire life. I really
doubt that. Thank you for listeningto The Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with
producer Blake good morning, Good morning, Hattie dooty. If you want to
(06:31):
call the show, call the showeight three three five oh one, Bama.
That's eight three three five oh onetwo two sixty two. Let me
tell you about the chicken. Thechicken. So, my best friend married
a man whose parents are very wealthy, like a lot of money, okay,
and they just bought my best friendand her husband a house for like
(06:59):
an oh my god, cash paidfor it all the things. Here's the
thing they've been doing. They havestarted giving them furniture because they downgraded,
are downsized. They didn't downgrade,they downsized and wanted a smaller home.
So they're giving my best friend andher husband all their furniture for their new
house that they bought them, right, Okay, So they're taking Like what's
(07:20):
funny is my friend she's very youngand she grew up with me, like
we grew up in the hood.We don't care. We ain't fancy at
all. We don't want nothing fancy. And she they've been bringing over their
furniture and decorating their house for themwhile they're not even there. They have
keys to the house and that likethey brought plants, and they've been coming
over and watering them. And myfriend's like, we don't want these plants.
(07:44):
This is the type of fancy thatI will never aspire to do.
Oh my god, it is sogreat. I'm like, this is so
Anyway. I go to their houseto see the house and I'm standing in
the kitchen with my best friend andher husband and we're looking around and we're
looking at all the furniture like theybought them at a living room table they
can't even use because it's so expensiveand they had to have a cover on
it. And so we're standing inthe kitchen looking and her husband looks at
(08:05):
me and he goes, hey,do you want that chicken? And I
went what? And there is thischicken sitting on the kitchen counter and he
goes, please take that ugly chicken. I do not want it like an
actual chicken. It is a likea metal chicken. And I was like,
well, you know, it's goodluck to have a rooster in your
kitchen. It's a very southern thing. And I was like, fine,
(08:28):
I'll take it. And my bestfriend goes, oh my god, I'm
gonna tell them that you saw itand you just had to have it.
We had to give it to you, because they'll come to the house and
be like, where did this thingI gave you go? Yeah, I
brought the chicken in for show andtell you want to see the chicken?
Yeah, bring it it wars hangon, let me get it. This
is the chicken. That is nota chicken. That is a fancy peacock.
(08:50):
It's small feathers. I'll show youa fancy peacock. Hold it.
It's it's like an armadillo. Itlooks like an armadillo. Why why,
why? Why? This looks likea war chicken from like the Kang dynasty.
Sir Lancelot, I started googling itbecause I was like, I wonder
how much this is worth because it'sthe ugliest thing I've ever seen, and
(09:11):
it's definitely probably like four or fivehundred dollars. I found it comes in
a matching set on an online auction. There is an actual sculptor that sculpts
this, and some of his sculpturesgo for like four thousand dollars. This
thing does not go for four thousanddollars. I'd say fourteen dollars in forty
(09:33):
how much you might in that ata yard sale. It fits well on
the shoulder. Call the show.What's the taggiest thing anybody's ever given you
for your house? Did you keepit? You sell it? Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is thenumber The Alabama Show on demand free on
the iHeartRadio app. If you wantto see the chicken we were talking about
on the air a second ago,go follow the Alabama Show on Instagram and
(09:58):
Facebook. There's a video, there'sa picture, it's all there. Eight
three thirty five oh one BM isthe number if you want to call in
too. I inherited this chicken thatmy best friend got from her in laws,
and I am not a fan.Kelly. I know you've seen the
picture of the chicken already. Whatdo you think? I think it's idiots.
(10:20):
Thank you. I took it homeand Steak Daddy was like, oh
good lord, why did you bringthat here? I can only imagine the
look on his face. Oh yeah, And what's funny is you look at
it. You can't tell how heavyit is. That thing weighs like twenty
pounds. It could be a weapon. Wow. Wow. And producer Blake
does not look at all like Ipictured him, by the way. He
(10:43):
looks like Luke Combs. Yeah,I was not expecting that. Oh that's
great, Kelly. I love it. Has anybody ever given you anything hideous
for your house? Not that Ican think of? You figure i'd remember
something that ugly. Oh that's sogreat. My thing was I was going
to call and say I have awhat's awesome? What's awesome? Is nobody's
ever given me anything that out ofKelly? I love you, Thank you
(11:07):
for calling. All right, havea good one too. It's what the
hell headlines? What the hell areyou talking about? On the Alabama Show,
a cop had to resign after accidentallylocking himself in the back of a
cruiser with somebody he arrested. Whythis is insane? In California, a
(11:31):
man arrested a woman suspected of cartheft, and as they're driving in the
car, you can hear on hisbody camp she starts flirting with him,
saying are you single? And hesays yeah, but you're not, and
then she keeps saying suggestive stuff andhe's like, stop, everything's being recorded
right now. But then like thirtyminutes later, he pulls into a dark
neighborhood and then turns his body cameraoff and then reaches out to somebody another
(11:58):
thirty minutes later to come get himout of the cruiser because he was accidentally
locked in the back with the girl. He arrested and he says he was
just checking on her and his cameragot dislodged. But you know, we
all know what really happened. Why. There's three things you need to know.
You with the Elama Show, don'tforget. Alabaster Cityfest is Saturday.
(12:20):
Scottie McCreary to Neil to Awn's,Michael Warren from Birmingham, our very own
hometown guy, all performing. Butwhat's so cool is they have a lot
of different vendors and there's like ahuge kids play area so you can bring
your kids to play. There's food, there's there's all kinds of stuff and
you could spend a whole day AlabasterCityfest. Bring your long wand chair and
(12:41):
hang out. We'll be there Saturdayas well, So Saturday, Alabaster Cityfest,
We'll see you there. Subway justannounced the return of the foot Long
Cookie. I am so happy aboutthis. It'll be at subways across America
and online at subway dot com.The announcement says the foot Long Cookie has
delighted millions of Americans since its debut. So we want to bring a foot
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long dose of happiness this summer.Five bucks foot long cookie, Go enjoy.
Here's the common fight style that ruinsrelationships. I am so guilty of
this. It's the he said,she said fight, and experts say that
will ruin a relationship more than anyother fight because you get stuck in the
(13:26):
well you said, and I said, And here's how to avoid it.
Stop talking if you're getting nowhere,and just walk away for a little bit,
take a breather. Also, thebiggest thing you can realize is you
never experience an event or conversation thesame way as another person. So you've
got to stop the power struggle betweenyou when you can't agree on what happened.
(13:48):
The experts say, drop your endof the rope, and your spouse
will. If you stop pulling againstyour partner, they will stop pulling against
you. So just let it go. Don't get stuck in he said,
she said, find a solution.That's three things you need to know more
at The Alabama Show dot com.Here's what's coming up next on The Alabama
(14:09):
Show. What's your good News?What is awesome? In your life.
I want to hear your feel goodstories. Called the show. Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is thenumber. The Alabama Show on demand free
on the iHeartRadio app. Here's yourgood news for today. A skydiver got
rescued by firefighters who was stuck ina tree. Also, if you ever
(14:30):
want to share a good news story, called the show, eight three three
five oh one BAMA is the number. This happened in New Hampshire on Sunday.
Firefighters saved him. He's okay,what's funny is he's in the Navy
and he joked that it was hisvery own Memorial Day miracle. Listen to
aj Aj was the skydiver talking aboutthe rescue. I was out at a
(14:50):
distance where I couldn't make it back, so I decided I'm gonna have to
land somewhere else. I was expectingto cannoby to you know, dives a
little bit more, get lower,and it just was not. It was
pushing me. I was like Imight be going into these tree. So
I was like, let me bracethe landing and I just hugged the tree
and I stayed there. No matterwhat I'm going through, I like to
(15:11):
say positive, positive thoughts, youknow, make a little joke here and
there because I'm good. I'm alive, so I'm thankful to be alive.
Do you imagine having to call firefightersand be like, uh, I'm stuck
in a tray. I need youto help me out. But look,
that is great. That's your goodnews story for today. If you want
to share what's awesome? Eight threethree five oh one BAMA is the number.
You're listening to the Alabama Show ondemand. Good morning, Clay,
(15:35):
what's your secret? Yeah? Iused to pocket cash at the sandwich shop
I used to work at Wait,hold on, you used to pocket money
at a job you used to workat? Record? Okay. By the
way, if you ever want toshare a secret for tea time with Alabama,
call the show. Eight three threefive oh one BAMA is the number.
That's what this is for. Whatdid you How were you in bezzling
(15:58):
money from your job? What wereyou doing so customers would come in order
a sub? Easy math? Right? So five dollars and forty cent okay?
So you worked at a sandwich shopand customers would order us sub yep
okay, And it was five dollarsand forty cents. Yeah, that was
like the total. Okay, SoI would just bring in my own quarters
(16:21):
and dimes and I would give themback sixty cents out of my own money
and then keep the six dollars orthe four dollars, you know whatever.
My god, and I just wouldn'tring it up for the register. You
are why so many people are losingtheir jobs and there's automated checkouts. Hey,
this was like twenty years ago.I'm not doing this now, oh
(16:45):
my god. Okay, so howmuch money would you make it a day
when you would do this, I'dsay, like average day, fifty sixty
on a really busy day, maybecloth and you never got caught. My
manager never figured it out. Evenwhen the counts, like the bread count,
we had to make sure, youknow, stuff wasn't getting lost.
(17:07):
Yeah, he would just chalk thatup to, oh that's normal. Sometimes
it gets tossed out. Somebody musthave miscounted a tray. Oh the store
on's first avenue to eat a combatright, we gave them so oh yes,
my god, Well you don't dothat now, do you. Oh
no, no, no, thatwas a long time. Hopefully your boss
now doesn't hear this and be like, hey, I heard you used to
(17:30):
take money. Now what are youdoing? Well, I'm not working with
cash transactions over a counter, makeexpansions. Okay, well, Clay,
that is a that's some good too. Thanks for calling the show. I
appreciate you. By the way,if you've ever done something bad at a
job when you were young, becausewe've all had jobs when we were teenagers
and done like dumb things called theshow. What did you used to do
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at your job? Eight three threefive oh one Bama is the number you're
listening to The Alabama Show on demand. Okay, I'm done, but the
good news is when I'm back tomorrowit will finally be Friday. Thank you
for listening to the show. Ifyou ever want to go back and listen
to anything that you missed the AlabamaShow on demand on the free iHeartRadio app
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