June 2, 2025 • 17 mins
Jackie is irritated with one of her neighbors for being all up in her business. Alabama is putting Producer Blake through Camp Counselor training in preparation for camp. Stranger Things released it's new schedule in 3 Things You NEED To Know. PLUS, Super Easy Trivia and What The Hell Headlines HERE!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
How was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh? Pretty good? I got burnt?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
What no, you did? Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
What'd you do?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Video game tournament?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
That is correct?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
You win?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Long story short, No, I'm terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well it Alwin's sound terrible. I just did not do
as well as I thought.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Right, So you did a video game tournament? You got burnt?
Was that a pool party?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
And I did?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
You got baby peacock's.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I knew it. I saw it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I got three.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I saw it, and I was like, please, don't let
it be what I think it is.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Maybe pea chicks.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Well, I originally committed to them for sale on Facebook
when I thought my peacock was lost, and then I
found my peacock. So now I'm officially the mother of
three baby pea chicks too.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So you have five peacocks now, I know.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
The guy was like, when I went to get me games,
are you going to bring them and sell them like
we do? I was like, I don't know, maybe we'll
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm gonna have to ban you from Facebook. That's a day.
But you're gonna have to be cut off from Facebook.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Do you know how many Cowboy Farm auction pages?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm on There were lamas this weekend. Could we have
show Lamas?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
And I can name one producer, Blake, Lama Blake, Lama
Blake would be the greatest.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Thing in the history of ever.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Somebody posted donkeys last weekend and they were like, well
on Friday, and they were like, you catch them, you
keep them?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I need I need you to slow down for a second.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, we're gonna have to get you some help.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Good morning, No, thank you for listening to the show.
Call it if you want. Eight three three five O
one bamba.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
On the Alabama Show, a woman got arrested for breaking
into a house to do laundry.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Why come on.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You got a letter at that point. Well, here's what happened.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
She broke into this person's house and the man woke
up to her standing over him with a pointed metal object,
and he asked her to leave. And when he asked
her to leave, she started undressing and getting naked, and
so the man got up ran out of the house.
The cop showed up.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And she was in the laundry room and she was like,
I can't leave. I'm doing my laundry.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I can't tell if that's a dreamer or a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yellabama Show.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Holly, good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
I'm on my way to Starbucks?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What are you going to get?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Starbucks? What's your drink? Girl?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Okay, so I normally get like the brown sugar Espresso,
but I think I'm gonna try to out order Kata
things that's new.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Have you heard of it?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I have heard of their new horse Shota drink. But
also if you haven't had the cherry chied.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
That thing is delicious. Go with the Oh really, it's
so good.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
It's I was talking about Starbucks girls about it this morning. Okay, Holly,
you want to play Sapere Eazy Trivia for tickets.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
To Rock the South? Yes, ma'am, all right, you know
how it works.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
That's the questions producer Blake is your lifeline?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Are you ready? Question number one?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
What is the capital of the United States of America?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Watching d That is correct? Next question, what color is spinach?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Green?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Grain?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Would be it?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It's grain when you're eating it, and it's green when
it's okay.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Last one, Holly for the wind. How many minutes are
in an hour? Sixty would be correct.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Sally, you are going to rock the South. It's three
things you need to know with the Element show, Little Professor,
a beloved bookstore is closing their Pepper Place location at
the end of June. They just made the announcement in
their newsletter. But the good news is the Homewood store
will stay open, So go support your local bookstore. Book
(04:12):
clubs now beat dating apps to meet your new future soulmate?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
How is that even a thing?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
According to a new survey, nearly one fourth of book
club members met their partner at their reading group, and
surprisingly more men had luck with it than women, like
one fourth of men.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
How is it because they're well read? I don't know
how this works.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
What it is is they said they would rather meet
their potential partner at their book club than on a
dating app, because we all know what a dumpster firetender is.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Book club is way better.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I would agree with that.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Wednesday, season two, we have the details. The first six
minutes of the premiere episode just dropped.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Did you watch that? This weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I did not have time.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Nough. Oh, I cannot wait. Also, we have more info
on Lady Gaga's starring role. She is set to play
Rosaline Rotwood, who is a legendary never More teacher who
crosses paths with Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Lady Gaga's been in a lot of shows.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
She's been an American horror story and she is a
great actress and I cannot wait to see her on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I guess we'll have to see how it goes.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
It'll go great. She plays a great creepy character. I'm
a fan of Gaga.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com, you were listening to the Alabama.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Show Jackie, good morning. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I have a really annoying neighbor.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
No, that's why we do Ask Alabama. Call the show
eight three three five oh Onebama. What's your neighbor doing?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
So my neighbor, she's an older woman. She works for
one of the political affiliations. Okay I say which one.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But she's very.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Strong wills. I'm trying to convince you to vote for
the people she wants you to vote for.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Or are there signs all over her front yard always.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Always, But don't worry because if you miss them, she
will come to your house. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
So is she knocking on your door, Oh.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Knocking on my door, leading voicemails on my ring camera,
just letting you know. You know there's an election coming
up on this time and this is who you have
to vote for. I don't even think it's coming up soon.
I have no idea because I had to leave them,
but just constantly telling me who I need to vote for.
Also very like she's like our own like community patrol
that nobody asked for. Where she's like your grass is
(06:32):
getting long, and it's like, you don't have to stop
at my house, Linda and leave.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
These messages like I don't need it.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I can see my grass, I can see your political signs.
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You've been holding this in for a hot minute.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Oh my gosh. I could go on and on. I
could go on and on. She has put things on
my car, little note, little knows. Hey don't know if
you got my message.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Have you said anything to her?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
She's like seventy five years old to like, no, I
know other people have said Linda cut it out, like
leave us alone.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, Linda.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
But but I just don't have the heart to do it,
and I just try to make sure she's outside. When
I'm outside, I'm on a fake phone call. I'm running
into the car, and I just like motion like, oh, work,
you know, work whatever, and just hope for the best.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You need to answer the door naked. That's what you
need to do.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Oh man, Now she would, she would go right to church.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Look, we call that in the business a community Karen.
They always know what's best for the community.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
It's funny because we call her community patrol Linda. So yeah,
she is.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
She's so funny. Oh, call the show. Do you have
a neighbor like this? Maybe we'll just make you feel
better eight three thirty five o one Bamas than ever.
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand, we're.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Talking about bad neighbors and if you have one, anyone event,
call the show. Eight three three five oh one BAMA
is the number. I just realized I'm the bad neighbor.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I wholeheartedly believe every bit of what I believe.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That let's see your forty animals.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
It's more than forty. It's probably like pushing fifty.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Now I rest my case.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
My neighbors have to bring my dogs up all the
time on the golf cart because they escape my yard
and run to their house.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
And then I have to send out group text, Hey,
if anybody sees the missing peacock, it's mine. And then
my other neighbor texted me the other day He's like,
I hear you're a lot of screaming at your house
right now? Is everything okay? I was like, yeah, I'm
just screaming at my dogs trying to kill my birds.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Why is this a like consistent thing with you?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Are you the bad neighbor?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I wouldn't say so. I stick to myself and get
out of there.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay, call the show? Who's your bad neighbor?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What do they do?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Eight three three five oh one? Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's what the hell? Headlines?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Sydney Sweeney is selling her bathwater?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Why? Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What is Sidney Sweeney on?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
How do we know her?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
She plays in a lot of things. Men know her
because she looks good.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
But what movie is she in you for you? Okay?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
So she has teamed up with doctor Squatch, the men
Healthy Bars of Soap Company, and they have started refusing
her personal bathwater into bars of.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Now they haven't. What do they say?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It smells like Sydney Sweeney in a bath.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Why?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's three things you need to know you with Thelam Show.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
We just had the second rainiest May of all time
in Birmingham.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It was that would make sense.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
It was like every day I feel like it has
rained for two years.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We had over eleven inches. The last rainiest May was.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
In two thousand and three when we had over seventeen
inches of rain. Are normal just for comparison, is less
than five inches a month in May? So that's we
were over double for Tesca Lusa. It was the wettest
May on record period this May. So if you feel
like you have been living in Noah's Ark, you are
(10:14):
not wrong. It is the wettest May so far for
some of us. Second, so, are you a fan of
Stranger Things?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Hey, you're gonna be a so miss.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, you haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I literally bought you a freaking Netflix subscription so you
could watch it okay, it is the greatest thing ever.
And we know the release dates for Stranger Things Now
season five. It's going to be dropped in three different parts.
Volume one is going to happen November twenty sixth, Volume
two on December twenty fifth, and then the final finale,
the last episode of all ever of Stranger Things season
(10:47):
five is going to air on December thirty first, so
we will still get it before the end of twenty
twenty five. And here's the new TikTok trendy didn't know
you needed in your life.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Are you ready for this? Let's go jialipinios in white wine?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Was that even a mix?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Look?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Even the wine experts say it's a good combo.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Specifically if it is a.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Chilled glass of savin Yon block with frozen jalipinos and
when you slice it leave the seeds in, it's like
a mark.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Have you ever never had a valipenio margarita?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
And I won't.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh my god, it's so good. Who are you?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I just like the white wine with sprite.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Well, we're gonna try a white wine now with kalipinos.
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama show dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We're listening to The Alabama Show on Demand eight three
thirty five, one pamos.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Then I'm going to call the show Cameron, good morning.
Do you have good news?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I have great news?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
All right, what's your good news?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Cameron? Right before Christmas, the VA gave me one hundred
percent and I was able to buy a new house
and moved in tuesday.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah. Are you so ready to decorate?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Or are you going to be like producer Blake and
just make boxes your tables?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, no, no, My wife does all that.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I just I give her the money, she orders it,
and I put it together.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh even better.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Also, kudos to you.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That is how a.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Great relationship should be. I give her the money, she
go buys it, and I put it together. So you
get an air horn.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
We talk about anything that's like, if it's two hundred
dollars or more, we talk about it. If it's less
than two hundred bucks, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
That is amazing. Hell of that, Cameron. Well, congratulations on
the new house.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
We appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The following program is fun Demand.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Do you want to tell the world what you're doing
in your life.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Next week, I am going to be a camp counselor.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
And who asked you to do this?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
By hang on, by the way, thank you for listening
to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake, who
asked you to be a camp counselor the youth pastor.
So it's a church camp. You've never been a camp
counselor before?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That is correct?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
So I have planned an entire week for you, Blake,
should you choose to accept.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
It, I don't have a choice.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You don't have a choice.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Welcome to Camp Chaos, where the rules are made up
and the counselors need counseling.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
We're gonna put you through.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Training every day.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
You're gonna have all kinds of courses where you'll be
learning the arts and crafts of birdhouse making, You'll be
doing bear and wildlife survival. And then at the end
of the week, you're gonna be taking care of my
best friend's kids. Yeah, we're gonna give you today day
one of camp counseling. We're gonna give you your counselor
name bug Off Blake.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Okay, I have to.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Present to you. Oh, by the way you look, you
will earn badges. With each day, you'll learn badges. I
have your camp counselor uniform.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Is gonna name me ranger Riz, but I like bug
Off Blake better.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And then you have your camp counselor hat.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Here are the rules, okay for camp chaos. Number one,
Alabama is the ultimate leader.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I don't know if that's the case.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Rule number two, if you complain, you become the new
activity leader.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Rule number three? It means you just don't complain.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
You must answer all questions in a dramatic camp fire whisper.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
You want to practice?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Can you give me an example?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
How would you talk in a campfire whisper?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
One up too?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
And number four.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Every time someone says teamwork, you must burst into interpreted dance.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Even camp chaos. Yes you must. By the way, if
you want to call the show and.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Come up with more rules for camp chaos for producer
Blake all week, feel free.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Or if you're a camp counselor and you want to
give us some tips eight three three five oh one, Bama,
bug Off Blake, can can you get the rules up
on the wall?
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
For the rest of the week, you shall be bug
Off Blake.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Well Number one Alabama is the leader.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. On to Man producer.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Blake is training to be a camp counselor for next
week for kids, and we're putting him through camp counselor
training at Camp Chaos.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Your camp counselor name bug Off Blake. And here's your
first mission of the week.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Are you ready? Yep?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I need you to do your.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Best introduction to the kids and give them your camp
rulestend like.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm a kid right now?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
All right, Well you're gonna go swimming in the lakes.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I need you to be like, hey, kids, come on,
welcome to Camp Chaos. Come on, you gotta be Peppi here.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Okay, hey kids, welcome to Camp Chaos.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
And today we're gonna get a little wild.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
What's your name, mister Ranger?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Failer?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm bug Off Blake.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Cut bug Off Blake. Do you have a question for
I do if I get met by a spider?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Spin on it? Can I have my mommy, no band,
no parents? They can't bug Off Blake.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
What's for snacks today?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Whatever you can find in the bushes that's where we're
going next.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Give me some more rules.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
What are the mister mugolf blake, what are the rules
for camp chaos?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Have fun, don't get too sick to where I have
to call an ambulance?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
And where are the odorant? That's the only three rule?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yes, what are we gonna do for crafts? Mister mugolf plate.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Whatever you find in the bushes.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Hey, we're done.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Anything he miss on the show, download the free iHeartRadio
app and look up the Alabama Show on Demand and
we'll be back with more camp counselor shenanigans tomorrow morning
at six am.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
Stirring the pot one morning at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Welcome, Welcome through the Alabama Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
How was your weekend?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Oh? Pretty good? I got burnt?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
What no, you did? Uh?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
What'd you do?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Video game tournament?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
That is correct?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
You win?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Long story short, No, I'm terrible.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well it Alwin's sound terrible. I just did not do
as well as I thought.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Right, So you did a video game tournament? You got burnt?
Was that a pool party?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
And I did?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
What did you do?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
You got baby peacock's.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I knew it. I saw it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I got three.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I saw it, and I was like, please, don't let
it be what I think it is.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Maybe pea chicks.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Well, I originally committed to them for sale on Facebook
when I thought my peacock was lost, and then I
found my peacock. So now I'm officially the mother of
three baby pea chicks too.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
So you have five peacocks now, I know.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
The guy was like, when I went to get me games,
are you going to bring them and sell them like
we do? I was like, I don't know, maybe we'll
see what happens.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm gonna have to ban you from Facebook. That's a day.
But you're gonna have to be cut off from Facebook.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Do you know how many Cowboy Farm auction pages?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I'm on There were lamas this weekend. Could we have
show Lamas?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
And I can name one producer, Blake, Lama Blake, Lama
Blake would be the greatest.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Thing in the history of ever.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Somebody posted donkeys last weekend and they were like, well
on Friday, and they were like, you catch them, you
keep them?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I need I need you to slow down for a second.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, we're gonna have to get you some help.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Good morning, No, thank you for listening to the show.
Call it if you want. Eight three three five O
one bamba.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
It's what the hell headlines?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
On the Alabama Show, a woman got arrested for breaking
into a house to do laundry.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Why come on.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
You got a letter at that point. Well, here's what happened.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
She broke into this person's house and the man woke
up to her standing over him with a pointed metal object,
and he asked her to leave. And when he asked
her to leave, she started undressing and getting naked, and
so the man got up ran out of the house.
The cop showed up.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And she was in the laundry room and she was like,
I can't leave. I'm doing my laundry.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I can't tell if that's a dreamer or a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Why Super Easy Trivia with the Yellabama Show.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Holly, good morning. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
I'm on my way to Starbucks?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
What are you going to get?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Starbucks? What's your drink? Girl?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Okay, so I normally get like the brown sugar Espresso,
but I think I'm gonna try to out order Kata
things that's new.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Have you heard of it?
Speaker 5 (02:53):
I have heard of their new horse Shota drink. But
also if you haven't had the cherry chied.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
That thing is delicious. Go with the Oh really, it's
so good.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
It's I was talking about Starbucks girls about it this morning. Okay, Holly,
you want to play Sapere Eazy Trivia for tickets.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
To Rock the South? Yes, ma'am, all right, you know
how it works.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
That's the questions producer Blake is your lifeline?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Are you ready? Question number one?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
What is the capital of the United States of America?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Watching d That is correct? Next question, what color is spinach?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
Green?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Grain?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Would be it?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It's grain when you're eating it, and it's green when
it's okay.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Last one, Holly for the wind. How many minutes are
in an hour? Sixty would be correct.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Sally, you are going to rock the South. It's three
things you need to know with the Element show, Little Professor,
a beloved bookstore is closing their Pepper Place location at
the end of June. They just made the announcement in
their newsletter. But the good news is the Homewood store
will stay open, So go support your local bookstore. Book
(04:12):
clubs now beat dating apps to meet your new future soulmate?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
How is that even a thing?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
According to a new survey, nearly one fourth of book
club members met their partner at their reading group, and
surprisingly more men had luck with it than women, like
one fourth of men.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
How is it because they're well read? I don't know
how this works.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
What it is is they said they would rather meet
their potential partner at their book club than on a
dating app, because we all know what a dumpster firetender is.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Book club is way better.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I would agree with that.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Wednesday, season two, we have the details. The first six
minutes of the premiere episode just dropped.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Did you watch that? This weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I did not have time.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Nough. Oh, I cannot wait. Also, we have more info
on Lady Gaga's starring role. She is set to play
Rosaline Rotwood, who is a legendary never More teacher who
crosses paths with Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Lady Gaga's been in a lot of shows.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
She's been an American horror story and she is a
great actress and I cannot wait to see her on Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I guess we'll have to see how it goes.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
It'll go great. She plays a great creepy character. I'm
a fan of Gaga.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama Show dot com, you were listening to the Alabama.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Show Jackie, good morning. What's your issue for Ask Alabama?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I have a really annoying neighbor.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
No, that's why we do Ask Alabama. Call the show
eight three three five oh Onebama. What's your neighbor doing?
Speaker 6 (05:39):
So my neighbor, she's an older woman. She works for
one of the political affiliations. Okay I say which one.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
But she's very.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Strong wills. I'm trying to convince you to vote for
the people she wants you to vote for.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Or are there signs all over her front yard always.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Always, But don't worry because if you miss them, she
will come to your house. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
So is she knocking on your door, Oh.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Knocking on my door, leading voicemails on my ring camera,
just letting you know. You know there's an election coming
up on this time and this is who you have
to vote for. I don't even think it's coming up soon.
I have no idea because I had to leave them,
but just constantly telling me who I need to vote for.
Also very like she's like our own like community patrol
that nobody asked for. Where she's like your grass is
(06:32):
getting long, and it's like, you don't have to stop
at my house, Linda and leave.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
These messages like I don't need it.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
I can see my grass, I can see your political signs.
It's fine.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
You've been holding this in for a hot minute.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Oh my gosh. I could go on and on. I
could go on and on. She has put things on
my car, little note, little knows. Hey don't know if
you got my message.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Have you said anything to her?
Speaker 6 (06:56):
She's like seventy five years old to like, no, I
know other people have said Linda cut it out, like
leave us alone.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, Linda.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
But but I just don't have the heart to do it,
and I just try to make sure she's outside. When
I'm outside, I'm on a fake phone call. I'm running
into the car, and I just like motion like, oh, work,
you know, work whatever, and just hope for the best.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You need to answer the door naked. That's what you
need to do.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Oh man, Now she would, she would go right to church.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Look, we call that in the business a community Karen.
They always know what's best for the community.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
It's funny because we call her community patrol Linda. So yeah,
she is.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
She's so funny. Oh, call the show. Do you have
a neighbor like this? Maybe we'll just make you feel
better eight three thirty five o one Bamas than ever.
That's eight three three five oh one two two six two.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
If you're listening to the Alabama Show on demand, we're.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Talking about bad neighbors and if you have one, anyone event,
call the show. Eight three three five oh one BAMA
is the number. I just realized I'm the bad neighbor.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I wholeheartedly believe every bit of what I believe.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
That let's see your forty animals.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
It's more than forty. It's probably like pushing fifty.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Now I rest my case.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
My neighbors have to bring my dogs up all the
time on the golf cart because they escape my yard
and run to their house.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
And then I have to send out group text, Hey,
if anybody sees the missing peacock, it's mine. And then
my other neighbor texted me the other day He's like,
I hear you're a lot of screaming at your house
right now? Is everything okay? I was like, yeah, I'm
just screaming at my dogs trying to kill my birds.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Why is this a like consistent thing with you?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Are you the bad neighbor?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I wouldn't say so. I stick to myself and get
out of there.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Okay, call the show? Who's your bad neighbor?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
What do they do?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Eight three three five oh one? Bama is the number.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
It's what the hell? Headlines?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
On the Alabama Show?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Sydney Sweeney is selling her bathwater?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Why? Okay?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What is Sidney Sweeney on?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
How do we know her?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
She plays in a lot of things. Men know her
because she looks good.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
But what movie is she in you for you? Okay?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
So she has teamed up with doctor Squatch, the men
Healthy Bars of Soap Company, and they have started refusing
her personal bathwater into bars of.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Now they haven't. What do they say?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It smells like Sydney Sweeney in a bath.
Speaker 5 (09:35):
Why?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's three things you need to know you with Thelam Show.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
We just had the second rainiest May of all time
in Birmingham.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It was that would make sense.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
It was like every day I feel like it has
rained for two years.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
We had over eleven inches. The last rainiest May was.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
In two thousand and three when we had over seventeen
inches of rain. Are normal just for comparison, is less
than five inches a month in May? So that's we
were over double for Tesca Lusa. It was the wettest
May on record period this May. So if you feel
like you have been living in Noah's Ark, you are
(10:14):
not wrong. It is the wettest May so far for
some of us. Second, so, are you a fan of
Stranger Things?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Hey, you're gonna be a so miss.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, you haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
I literally bought you a freaking Netflix subscription so you
could watch it okay, it is the greatest thing ever.
And we know the release dates for Stranger Things Now
season five. It's going to be dropped in three different parts.
Volume one is going to happen November twenty sixth, Volume
two on December twenty fifth, and then the final finale,
the last episode of all ever of Stranger Things season
(10:47):
five is going to air on December thirty first, so
we will still get it before the end of twenty
twenty five. And here's the new TikTok trendy didn't know
you needed in your life.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Are you ready for this? Let's go jialipinios in white wine?
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Was that even a mix?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Look?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Even the wine experts say it's a good combo.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Specifically if it is a.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Chilled glass of savin Yon block with frozen jalipinos and
when you slice it leave the seeds in, it's like
a mark.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Have you ever never had a valipenio margarita?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
No?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
And I won't.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Oh my god, it's so good. Who are you?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
I just like the white wine with sprite.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Well, we're gonna try a white wine now with kalipinos.
That's three things you need to know more at the
Alabama show dot com.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
We're listening to The Alabama Show on Demand eight three
thirty five, one pamos.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Then I'm going to call the show Cameron, good morning.
Do you have good news?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I have great news?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
All right, what's your good news?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Cameron? Right before Christmas, the VA gave me one hundred
percent and I was able to buy a new house
and moved in tuesday.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yeah. Are you so ready to decorate?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Or are you going to be like producer Blake and
just make boxes your tables?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, no, no, My wife does all that.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
I just I give her the money, she orders it,
and I put it together.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh even better.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Also, kudos to you.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That is how a.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Great relationship should be. I give her the money, she
go buys it, and I put it together. So you
get an air horn.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
We talk about anything that's like, if it's two hundred
dollars or more, we talk about it. If it's less
than two hundred bucks, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
That is amazing. Hell of that, Cameron. Well, congratulations on
the new house.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I'm proud of you.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
We appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
You're listening to the Alabama Show.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The following program is fun Demand.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Do you want to tell the world what you're doing
in your life.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Next week, I am going to be a camp counselor.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
And who asked you to do this?
Speaker 5 (12:43):
By hang on, by the way, thank you for listening
to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with producer Blake, who
asked you to be a camp counselor the youth pastor.
So it's a church camp. You've never been a camp
counselor before?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
That is correct?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
So I have planned an entire week for you, Blake,
should you choose to accept.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
It, I don't have a choice.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
You don't have a choice.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Welcome to Camp Chaos, where the rules are made up
and the counselors need counseling.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
We're gonna put you through.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Training every day.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
You're gonna have all kinds of courses where you'll be
learning the arts and crafts of birdhouse making, You'll be
doing bear and wildlife survival. And then at the end
of the week, you're gonna be taking care of my
best friend's kids. Yeah, we're gonna give you today day
one of camp counseling. We're gonna give you your counselor
name bug Off Blake.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Okay, I have to.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Present to you. Oh, by the way you look, you
will earn badges. With each day, you'll learn badges. I
have your camp counselor uniform.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Is gonna name me ranger Riz, but I like bug
Off Blake better.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And then you have your camp counselor hat.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Here are the rules, okay for camp chaos. Number one,
Alabama is the ultimate leader.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
I don't know if that's the case.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Rule number two, if you complain, you become the new
activity leader.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Rule number three? It means you just don't complain.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
You must answer all questions in a dramatic camp fire whisper.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
You want to practice?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Can you give me an example?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
How would you talk in a campfire whisper?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
One up too?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
And number four.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
Every time someone says teamwork, you must burst into interpreted dance.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Even camp chaos. Yes you must. By the way, if
you want to call the show and.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Come up with more rules for camp chaos for producer
Blake all week, feel free.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Or if you're a camp counselor and you want to
give us some tips eight three three five oh one, Bama,
bug Off Blake, can can you get the rules up
on the wall?
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (14:57):
For the rest of the week, you shall be bug
Off Blake.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Well Number one Alabama is the leader.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
You were listening to the Alabama Show. On to Man producer.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Blake is training to be a camp counselor for next
week for kids, and we're putting him through camp counselor
training at Camp Chaos.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Your camp counselor name bug Off Blake. And here's your
first mission of the week.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Are you ready? Yep?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I need you to do your.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Best introduction to the kids and give them your camp
rulestend like.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I'm a kid right now?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
All right, Well you're gonna go swimming in the lakes.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
I need you to be like, hey, kids, come on,
welcome to Camp Chaos. Come on, you gotta be Peppi here.
Speaker 7 (15:44):
Okay, hey kids, welcome to Camp Chaos.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
And today we're gonna get a little wild.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
What's your name, mister Ranger?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Failer?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
I'm bug Off Blake.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Cut bug Off Blake. Do you have a question for
I do if I get met by a spider?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Spin on it? Can I have my mommy, no band,
no parents? They can't bug Off Blake.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
What's for snacks today?
Speaker 7 (16:16):
Whatever you can find in the bushes that's where we're
going next.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Give me some more rules.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
What are the mister mugolf blake, what are the rules
for camp chaos?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Have fun, don't get too sick to where I have
to call an ambulance?
Speaker 3 (16:32):
And where are the odorant? That's the only three rule?
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yes, what are we gonna do for crafts? Mister mugolf plate.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Whatever you find in the bushes.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
You were listening to the Alabama Show on demand.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Hey, we're done.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Anything he miss on the show, download the free iHeartRadio
app and look up the Alabama Show on Demand and
we'll be back with more camp counselor shenanigans tomorrow morning
at six am.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.
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