August 17, 2023 • 30 mins
Alabama and Era both forgot deoderant this morning and it was NOT a good day in the studio. DJ New Era is trying to help his son get a job and we talk about our first jobs. Alabama is upset because her grandmother loves her little cousin more than her. PLUS you can take a Taylor Swift college class in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama. Can you feel it?
I can't feel anything well. Ican feel my hands. Can you feel
the season approaching? I can feelmy stomach hurts. Can you feel the
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weather outside? It feels like fall? Is like just like I can reach
out and touch it. I canfeel. I didn't put on deodor in
this morning. I didn't either.I stink so bad. I did put
on deodorant and I use all naturalhippie deodorant, and I like spelled myself
when I got out of the car. And I gotta go get my hair
done today, and hairdresser, ifyou're listening, I'm sorry, No,
I feel Does it not feel likeand I don't know if this is wishful
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thinking or I don't know if it'sjust because it's been one hundred and ten
degrees outside for the past three weeksthat now that it's eighty degrees, I'm
like, Oh, it feels likefall, which is really sad. It's
not coming in anytime soon. Itwas chilly this morning. You're wearing a
hoodie right now? Are you notcalling? No? I feel great.
It feels like falls in the air. I doubt it's usually doubted. Let's
get back to the deodorant really quick. Huh, what kind of deodorant do
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you use? Oh? What isit? Swavea rice? Do they make
suave for men? It's in theblue like the sky blue container. What
does it smell like? Oh?I can't tear it's oh oh it's like
a fruit basket. It really islike a fruit ba like a fruit basket.
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I look like, Okay, whichfood am I? I don't know?
Yeah, I don't know. You'rea fruitcake? Okay, Well no,
no, So I because I havebeen using God, I've been using
like I use all natural degnorant becauseI am a hippie. I was a
vegetarian for ten years and I likeall the stuff without the chemicals. She's
better for you. And so I'vebeen using this brand like Humble brand that
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I usually get it TJ Max andI'll get this Palo Santo sent it's so
weird. But I went to WholeFoods a couple of weeks ago when I
went out a deodorant and they hadthis other brand. It was called like
Jason Jason, and it was it'sI have a lavender and I'm like,
oh, Lavender, I'll smell likea girl. It'll be pretty. This
deodorant does not work like I haveput so much deodorant on this morning.
You want to smell my arm picks. Smells like I've been running through the
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gym. Like it's saying right here, what the damn hit? So anybody,
what does your man think about thisdeodorant? I don't know. I
didn't ask him and I haven't talkedto him about it. But I'm gonna
go home and take a shower afterthe show. Please do call the show.
You watch some keys out to work? What deodorant do you use?
Eight thirty three five Omas the number? Good morning? What? What the
hell? It's what the hell headlineson Shaw. There's a new TikTok trend
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for how to crack your eggs?Why literally chicken eggs? Right? And
guess what? Women are using hammers? Men's heads like your head, Yeah,
like your head on top of yourshoulders. There is a woman they're
using the head of their husband orother men in their life to crack an
egg and they smash the egg againsttheir head. I'm not understanding this.
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You want to hear one? Listen, Hey, guys, lemna show you
how I crack an egg in one. You know I'm bringing eggs in tomorrow
and we're cracking one on your headright. No, that's grounds for somebody
getting fire. We'll go vibral Noworld Star. I'm good w Super Easy
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Trivia with the Lama Michew Chris?What are you doing? Are you on
your way to work? Yes,ma'am. We have not had the pleasure
of having you on Super Easy Triviain a very long time. A minute.
It has been a minute. Thatis the back. Are you ready?
You know how it works. I'llask the questions. Dju Era is
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your lifeline. Here we go.You think you got what it takes to
be dra go the world? Question? What color is a polar bear?
Come on, Bama. Yes,fun fact, polar bears have started mating
with grizzlies and there is a newbreed of bear called a pisley and they're
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a light broom. It's like atan. That's some weird. I am
a hit. I don't know why. It is frightening. I don't know
why I know that number two?What pink birds are famous for standing on
one leg? This is so easy? Yeah. Also the sign of you
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being a swinger if you live inan RV. I thought it was a
pineapple. A pineapple is normal people, but the new son. Remember we
talked about this in front of RV'sat at an RV. Like, if
you're at an RV place, ifyou put flamingos plastic flamingos in front of
an RV, you are into thelifestyle. I'm not into that. Yeah,
you are pineapple on the There wego. Thanks for schooling us,
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Chris. I don't know how youwould know that. Number three. Question
number three, I got a pineappleon my porch. Okay, what is
the name of the galaxy that weare in? The galaxy that we are
living in? Chris, this ismy space, nerd. Question mind?
That is the Milky Way era.Did you know that? Yes? I
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had it in my mind. Noyou didn't. I don't. I'm chocolate
like a Milky Way. Anyway,Okay, congratulated. Just here you go,
Chris. Congratulations. You want supereasy? What I am a Busley?
I am of Mexican at half white. That's brown and white. I'm
a Bisley. Oh my god,I love you. Thank you, Chris.
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Wow, I love y'all. Thankyou everything. Bye. You're listening
to Alabama in the morning on demand. By the way, Three Things You
Need to Know is on the wayin just a few minutes. But you
can always call the show eight threethree five oh one Bama or text we
like your text too. Aaron's watchingthe text line, Yes, I'm lonely
over here. Text the keyword Alabamaand your message in the same text message
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to three zero three eight two Kelly, Good morning, what's going on?
Good morning guys. I just realizedthat Chris made me realize that my daughter's
a pizzle. Yeah. And alsothe fact that I'm from Wisconsin makes it
even funnier because that it's, youknow, almost almost polar bear area.
So if you missed it, aminute ago on the show, we were
talking about polar bears breeding with grizzlies, and now there's like a mix of
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a polar bear and a grizzly andit's called Pizzley and that's real. So
it's like a white and a brown. So yeah, yeah, I thought
that she. I called her andI said, did you know you're a
Pizzly? She was like, what, Mom, is that? Is that
the same as interracial love? LikeI guess, apparently we have just created
a term for people now that wedidn't know out of nerding out over bears
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and I love you for that,Kelly. And I love that you called
your daughter and used the word thatwe used on the show. It makes
us feel good. Well, youknow, Chris got it all going,
so props to him. That's great. Thank you Kelly for calling. I
love you Bye. There's three thingsyou need to know. Don't forget our
just show up show Sunday. It'sgoing down manna Velo or Park Charlie on
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a Friday, Lovely the band inEaston Corbyn and d January D Jay in
a ten minute seventy thinks he's anartist. Now, hey, don't hate,
don't hate. I'm gonna do mything. Look free to get in
all ages. Just show up moreat the Alabama Show dot com did you
really see I think I'm an artist? Come on, bello? Did you
see Britney Spears and her husband Samare heading for divorced? I feel so
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big. Apparently he has already filed. A source says they got to a
huge fight after he accused her ofcheating. There's a pre nup, but
he's trying to get more out ofher than what they initially agreed on.
Of course he is, because whoeven knew who Sam was until he married
Brittany. Yes, I agree,he's an idiot. I know how to
get a divorce, though. LeaveBrittany alone. It's because of those videos
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she posed on Twitter. Oh mygod, if you follow her Instagram,
just whatever, but samly Brittany alone. Oops, played with it. Okay,
don't put me in this rabbit hole. Here's the new thing Ego has
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They say it tastes like they sayit seamlessly blends the flavors of toasted
eggo waffles, sweet maple syrup,and rich butter with a hint of smoky
bacon. If you're wondering why,an exec says, they know it's difficult
to be apparent in dealing with theconstantly changing schedules household, Aaron's family outings,
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and busy work days, So theywanted to make something for you to
find moments that you can save herfor yourself. Basically, moms, get
drunk while you make your kids.I guess right on time for the holidays
too. I agree, right ontime for back to school. You know
it is a good breakfast to eatafter you take your kid to school.
Yeah, hey dad, hey boo, passed me a eggo? Why you
gotta go to the stores? Rightthere? That's what it's called. Yeah,
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I go brunch in a jar stipand cream, but you eat it
ego with it. That's the thingsyou need to know. Did I just
confuse you? You really did more? At the Alabama Show dot com,
catch up with Alabama in the morningon the iHeart Radio app or wherever you
listen to podcasts. Are you regrettingbeing a dad? Yet? Never.
I would never regret that because Ithink the things you have to do as
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a dad are so funny. They'refunny and scary at the same time.
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show. If you want to call, please
call because we're talking jobs and tellus what your first job was. Eight
three three five one Bama or texttext the keyword Alabama and your message in
the same text message to three zerothree eight two. Did you do I
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took my son's job hunting? Theother day, and and what hang on?
What when you went to pick yourson up? Because your son lives
with baby Mama right right, andyour son is eighteen and just graduated high
school, yes, ma'am, andyour son, I gotta help you paint
the picture here. Your son isalso a YouTuber and TikToker, very successful
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in it, and he thinks he'sfamous because he's got how many TikTok followers,
like sixty thousand, one hundred thousand, three hundred thousand. Oh dear
God. Yeah, he's up therenow. He's making money on TikTok.
But you want him to get areal job. Well, I want him
to get a job to be ableto fund what it is he wants to
do, which is be a YouTuber. So what was when you went to
pick him up at baby Mama's house? What did he walk out the door?
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I blew the horn. This boycame outside with a nice polo on.
But he had on a couple ofchains, the actual jewelry change chain
saying in the chains Jalen, No, one of the chains has said uh,
stay humble, and the other chainwas like a score face okay.
And then he had on his cameraattached to him up in the air.
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He was a selfie stick. Yeah, and I'm like, what's going on?
Man? What the hell? Isaid? This is not what you
wear to a job interview. Itwas YouTube and he was making your day
job hunting and the content. Imean, I like the idea of it,
But how are you going to drivebecause he's still learning how to drive
and be able to talk to yourfans when you don't really know how to
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drive. Oh, he absolutely cannotmake YouTube videos while he's driving. You
gotta nipped down in the bud.Okay, So then where all did you
go to go job hunting? Wewent to Public's Walgreens. Oh do you
think your son's actually gonna stand thereand be a cashier for eight hours?
I mean, Publics pay you goodmoney. I'm not knocking Public's. I
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love Public's. My best friend workedat Public's for a while. But do
you think that your son, Jalen, the YouTuber with the chains on and
the camera is gonna stand at acash register for eight hours? My first
job was Walmart. I was acashier. That ain't easy. You could
tell him to be a grocery bagger. You can do that, or you
can work in produce? Do youthink your son would do that? Hello?
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Was there a proud moment of thinkingof your son working in produce because
your first job was at Berguna asa grocery store and you worked in produce.
I had a proud moment, butI also thought about what were led
to me getting fired, thinking hemight do the same thing when I was
back there cleaning off fruit, eatingon the clock, my dear god er,
and I'm like Jalen Maam's on thesame thing, or leaving the fruit
out when you're supposed to put itup overnight and you just walking out and
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not doing a job. Oh,I wish there was video of this.
Now, I want to see yourson's video footage of job hunting. You
went to public, she went toWalgreens. He didn't record any of that
public's Walgreens Dollar General and uh.I asked him about what was this a
fast food joint? And he said, nah, that it's too hood.
What are your son's skills camera?He's a people's party. You know how
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to talk graphics? Graphics? Yeah, he's good at that. Now,
there are two reasons I want youto call the show now. Eight three
three five one BAMA is the number. What was your first job? We're
going to talk about our first jobs. And if you are hiring and you
want to hire Djanuarra's son, Yeah, we'll call him and wake him up
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right now and let you do awhole interview live on the end. That
would be so funny. Call theshow. Eight three three five one Bama
is the number. You're listening toAlabama in the morning on demand. What
was your first job? We wantto know because d January is trying to
get his son to get a realjob. Hey, what the fathers do?
What they stick by the son?Oh, here's a fun fact.
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You know. Walmart was my firstjob. But here was the worst job.
I worked for a company that repairedmedical equipment when it was broken.
So Kalona scopes, I'll let yougoogle what that is and bronchoscopes and stuff.
I had to clean those out whenhospitals sent them to a s dirty.
That sounds nasty. Eight three threefive one BAMA is the number.
Good morning, Sasha. Where areyou calling from right now? In Clinton?
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Oh? Girl? Yellow at work? Look are there any peaches this
season? Because I've been wanting todrive down and I know it's a weird
year for peaches. No, Ihaven't seen any peaches down here in this
student I haven't either. Is thatshawney still open up out there? It
is? Yeah? Oh, Igotta call get some free got it?
I gotta go. I think it'sthe only one less in Alabama. Oh
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yeah. I used to love Everyyear Shawney's would send you, like a
free breakfast or something for your birthday. You'd always get a card from Shawney's
in the mail. Sasha, whatwas your first job Wendy's? Oh girl,
what did you do at Wendy's?I used to love the spicy sandwich,
the regular STOs, you know,like make fries, nuggets, run
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the cash. H I was fourteen. This is back in the day when
they let fourteen year olds work.Oh yeah, did that back in the
day? Yes, they did,back when we were kids. Here's the
question. Do you dip your friesin your frosty? No? I don't.
What's your favorite called of frosty?I like the chocolate the originals.
I mean it's the classic. Somany people used to dip their fries in
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their frosties in high school, andI used to think they were psychopaths.
I never do it. It's gross. I can't do it. Did you
did you quit Wendy's or did youget fired? I got fired for being
a smart to the manager? Yes? What did you say? What did
you do? I just I've alwaysbeen a hothead. I'm a taurust okay,
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So I just I don't remember,but I know I was a smart
to the manager because my friend thatI went to school with, it was
her mom, and she was justlike, I can't believe you did that.
That's great. Did you get tospend the night at your friend's house
after you got fired? No,she didn't like me anymore. I love
you, Sasha, thanks for callingthe show. We appreciate you. Thank
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you so much. Of a goodmorning. Aara is trying to find a
job for his son, trying tohelp my son get some money. Wait
a minute, did he want youto take him job hunting or did you
just say, son, I'm pickingyou up today, We're gonna go find
you a job. He asked meto take him. And and Jalen,
who is a YouTuber and TikToker,walks out with chains on his selfie stick
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and his camera. He's he's blogging. He's blogging it, vlogging it blogging
right eight three three five one Bamais the number call the show what was
your first job? Or you canalso text text the keyword Alabama and your
message to three zero three eight two. Kelly, Are you calling to laugh
about ariasun or are you gonna tellus what your first job was? Actually,
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my first job besides babysitting, Iwas an extra in a movie.
What what? Movie? Oh?God, it's something I don't even know.
It's so old. It was calledCorky's Revenge. O what Yeah,
I was walking down the hallway.I was in like the basketball stadium,
in the stands, and then Iwas there's a couple of scenes where you
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can actually see me walking down thehall. We have a famous person that
calls the show every day and wedidn't even know it. Wow, Okay,
you know you gotta That's why yougotta be humble. I'm gonna gont
Porky's Revenge now. Yes, goodluck finding it. The last time I
saw it was on VHS. Ifyou find it on something else, let
me know. But it was funnybecause when I used to interview for job,
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you know, as a manager,the people would come and dressed all
kinds of ways. Would you hireErason wearing chains and a selfie style on?
Why not? You told him notto wear it? Yeah, the
first impressions are lasting impressions, andit just to me. It depends,
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but you know what, It dependson what I was hiring for. If
you fit the molds for what kindof job I was hiring for. But
if I'm like a public's manager,not probably not. But if you're like
hiring a famous rapper to be inyour music video, he'd be a great
extra. Wad put him into Porky'sRevenge and heart mate, Oh, come
on, be perfect? What whatthe hell? It's what the hell headlines
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on the Lama Shaw There is asix foot long boa constrictor found in a
shopping cart at Target. Why youalmost took this for a six foot long
hot dog? No? No,no, no, it is a snake
in Iowa. I would burn thattarget down. I hate snakes. Anytime
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I see a snake, I'm I'mout. You're the nature girl, though
not for snakes. Animal control wassent to Target and they found the boa
constrictor, which those are like,those will squeeze you to death a Boa
constrictor. They think it was placedin the car intentionally. Police said they
were unsure if it was a customeror an employee that saw the snake.
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First. Yeah, let's go lookat the cameras. Dude, take it
way up to thirty pounds. Yougot a thirty pound snake in your cart
at Target? Hell? No,Hey, you still want to Shoppy and
Target? Yeah, I'll still go. Why it's three things you need to
know? Okay, you're still givingaway chances to go to Vegas to our
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iHeartRadio Music Festival Las Vegas. Youknow that song? Come on now?
Who sings it? Oh? WheElvis anyway, ll cool J. That's
Sarah's favorite, The Foo Fighters,Little Wayne, TLC, Scott, Kelly
Clarkson, fall Out Boy, allthe amazing artists. It's a couple more,
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it's a lot, and there's alwaysa surprise appearance by somebody. So
keep listening for the keyword to win. It's going to happen today on this
radio station. Would you take thisclass? Taylor Swift? A Taylor Swift
course is now being taught at ASUArizona State University. It is called the
Social Psychology of Taylor Swift. Isshe gonna be teaching No, it's it's
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gonna be taught by a professor,And the course is basically using Taylor Swift
as a semester long example of differentphenomena like gossip, relationships, and revenge.
Because Taylor has been the subject ofso much gossip. She has dated
everybody. Yeah, John Mayor andJoe Jonas, Jake Chillenhall, Calvin Harris.
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She dated Calvin Harris. Oh yeah, they were in like a whole
two year long relationship. Okay,why not talk about any Why not talk
about how successful she is though?And Revenge, Well, the success came
from her relationships and the revenge songsand revenge albums that she wrote about everybody
she dated, Harry Styles. HarryStyles, she dated so many people.
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That's why she got so successful,was the album she wrote about all of
her breakups. Are the guys ano, no, no. They don't
say no, but you can telljust she drops little hints. It's just
you gotta be a swifty to getit. She's like the batman of her
world. She's the catwoman of herworld. And that's true because she has
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a ton of cats. Olivia BensonI can't forget about this, baby,
I'm swifty all the way. I'mnot. I'm not as swifty. Here's
the new trend. I need this, and I don't want to know what
you think. Because you love foodunder the bed snack drawers. I don't
need that. I hide a boxof cheese. It's in my pillows in
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the bed all the time. Andif you can get what you do is
if you have a bed that's raisedoff the ground, you can get under
bed storage boxes and you get littlelike separators and get the boxes with wheels.
This is on TikTok and this isthe greatest thing ever. And you
can make your own snack drawer.Just don't put like, don't get chocolate
covered coffee beans because if you docaffeine that'll keep you up all night.
Well would you get this in asgood for you, it's not good for
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your dogs. I don't gay ifmy dog. You can't get it.
Your dogs aren't going to open thedrawers. You get the air tight jo
and also make sure it's airtight sobugs don't get in it. I'm gonna
get under the bed second. Likethe sound of this, I do.
My body's gonna hear this today andcall me after. He listens to the
podcast on the Alabama Show on demandon the iHeartRadio app plug. He's gonna
listen to this after the show todayand call me and go absolutely not to
be right. It's not safe foryour apps. We're good. I don't
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care about my apps. We're gettingunder the bed snack drawers. Well,
technically you guys are already under thebed. Well, no, we're on
top of the bed. That's three. Thanks. You need to know.
We're at the Alabama Show dot com. Here's what's coming up next on the
Alabama Show. We want to hearwhat's awesome. Call the show. Tell
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us how your kids first week backat school is going. I can't wait
to hear these stories. It willbe great. We'll shout out your kids,
we'll shout out the school, we'llshout out the teachers. Let's honestly,
we haven't shout out any teachers.If you are a teacher, or
if somebody in your life is ateacher who went back to teach this year,
this school year, call the showfor what's awesome. Eight three three
five oh one Bama is the number. Thanks, Thanks for listening to Alabama
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in the morning on demand. Soit's back to school all week long.
It is, and we are celebratingyour kids, your favorite teachers, everybody
who went back to school this year. You celebrate your lunches too with What's
Awesome? Eight three, three fiveone Bama is the number to call in
and share your what's awesome? Carol, Good morning. Where are you calling
from. I'm calling from Graceful.Oh we love you. What's going on
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in Graceville? Not much, notmuch, just getting ready much child to
go to school so you can havea good day. Is that your what's
awesome? Your kid back to schoolthis week? It is? It is
what grade level? He is inninth grade as the Magic Media except as
Academy. Wait a minute, firstweek of high school? Yeah, yes,
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how's that going? It is goinggood. So far he has gotten
three one hundred and he's made anA on his History Coast last site,
So we're proud of him so far. Are you ready for dating because that's
coming. I'm coming, baby,he's trying to. We told you this
school is going to be as focusfirst. I love it. Like it.
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Well, that's what's awesome. Thankyou so much for calling the show
and sharing. Thank you so much. I have a great day too.
Good morning. Who's the It's Angela, Angela? Where you come from?
Oak Grove? Grow? What's goingon in oak Grave today? We are
in the car line where from anamazing school year? How long is the
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car line at Grave right now?It's a little bit. I'll be in
here for another twenty minutes. Isthat your what's awesome? We just want
to shout out our school and ouramazing teacher this year. Who's your favorite
teacher? Miss Morris Morris Grove?What grade is your kid in this year?
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Four? Fourth grade? Oh mygosh, fourth grade science was my
favorite? What a caterpillars turn intobutterfly? Butterfly? I love it?
How did he get it right?And I got it wrong one time?
Because Eric, you are not smarterthan a fourth grade Oh you want to
try ask me something else? Ilove you. That's what's awesome. Thanks
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for calling the show. You werelistening to Alabama in the morning on demand.
My grandmother Mama who raised me right, Yes I do. She doesn't
love me anymore. She kicked youout. Well you've been out technically.
I'm so frustrated. Thanks for listening. To the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama,
the girl not the state d January. My buddy across the little console
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from me. What did do?Here's a real DJ. And my grandmother
raised me. If you do notknow, I grew up in Alabama,
Mama taught me all the life lessonsshe did. Remember last week I was
talking about how my little cousin Hannah, my little cousin Hannah is the what
the hell voice and what the hellheadlines? Right? That was her when
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she was a kid. Hannah alsogrew up at my grandparents house with me,
Like my little sister, Hannah isnow a college kid twenty four,
goes to JSU Go game, Cox, Go Gang Cox. Hannah left a
box of things for me, andmy grandmother threw a photo of me as
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a kid in the box and gaveit to me. I remember, I
was good upset about that because there'spictures of Hannah all over Mama's house now,
and Mama took all the pictures ofme as a kid down and replaced
me with Hannah. So I goto Mama's house the other day and grant
you like I take me mall likeeggs all the time. I'll go like
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she stole my my guy that wascutting my grass to cut down trees at
her house. Remember that I'm caught. I drove. I drive Mamall to
her doctor appointments when she wants toyou're there for So I go to me
Moss and Hannah's there, So Iwant to see Hannah and her boyfriend.
So we all meet up because MEMA'sis the middle point Meyma's sitting there waiting.
Mema didn't even know I was comingover. I get there, Mama's
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sitting She goes, I'm waiting.Non Hannah and I walk into the kitchen
to set the eggs down that Ibrought her dozen eggs from my fresh farm
chickens. There's a whole damn mealon the stove like it's Thanksgiving. She
made chicken casserole, she made homemademac and cheese, she made mashed potatoes.
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And then Hannah gets there and goes, oh, well, where's the
broccoli. Mamall gets up in themiddle of the meal and steams some broccoli
for Hannah and put some cheese onit. I love her. I was
like, Memo, you made awhole damn meal for Hannah. You never
make anything for me. Well,you like weird organic stuff. You've vegetarian.
I ate steaks. Now, thissounds like you guys need to go
to casseling. So then we're allsitting there eating. I'm trying to like
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show Memall pictures, tell her aboutmy life because Mamall raised me. Mama
as my parent. Essentially, thisis the person I get excited about to
brag about my life too. Andshe goes, oh, and then she
goes, so Hannah tell me aboutcollege. And then she looks at Hannah's
boyfriend. Oh, so tell mewhat it's like when you and Hannah go
to the gym together. Didn't Theyall go to the living room. I
was so mad I wanted to quitit. I almost walked out. And
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They're sitting in the living room andHannah's like picking out clothes for Memall to
buy on Amazon, and I'm sittingI end up washing the dishes for her.
Hannah's picking out clothes for herself forMemall to buy. No, because
she won't buy nothing for you.She only loves Hannah. Hannah's the golden
child. She buying me no clothesexcept for Christmas. I get a pair
(28:22):
of Granny panties. I get apack of Granny painties for Christmas. She's
picking out clothes for Hannah, andI'm in the kitchen washing everybody's dishes.
I don't know how I took thatjob. And then I'm like, oh,
but me, Mom, bloa,blah blah, and she just looks
up and looks at me and thendoesn't even acknowledge that I said anything and
goes back down. And it's like, okay, Hannah, so here's get
these pants. I like these day. I like me. She doesn't love
(28:47):
me anymore, but she doesn't.It's Hannah's time. It is not it
should be everybody's time all at once. How the damn hell did Hannah become
like what the hell is happening?How often does Hannah come over there more
than I do? That's why?There you have it? Damn you stop
going over MEMA's house. I keeptrying to get me Moll to come to
(29:07):
my house. I bought a cabinin the woods. You might want to
be out there. Some lions,tigers in bath. I shouldn't want to
be out here in the woods.Have you figured it out yet? Hey?
I don't know. I don't wantto be out there in the woods
called the show. Hannah has arrived. Eight three five one. Bama is
the number. You got a sibling? Do your parents love them more than
you? Just call me and makeme feel better. Catch up on Alabama
(29:30):
in the Morning on the iHeartRadio appsor wherever you listen to podcasts. Are
you ready to go? I'm readyto get up at it. I don't
even what if we do today?Oh, if you want to hire d
January are as Son, he's stilllooking for a job. We we actually
called are as Son a minute.It go off the air and we're like,
get up, you gotta get ajob. And what was his reply?
(29:51):
Nothing? Anyway. If you missanything on the show today, go
back and download the free iHeartRadio app, look up the Alabama Show on demand,
and keep listening. Today there's morechances to win a trip to Vegas
to our free iHeartRadio Music Festival,and we will see you tomorrow. Thanks
for listening to Alabama in the Morningon Demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama. Can you feel it?
I can't feel anything well. Ican feel my hands. Can you feel
the season approaching? I can feelmy stomach hurts. Can you feel the
(00:25):
weather outside? It feels like fall? Is like just like I can reach
out and touch it. I canfeel. I didn't put on deodor in
this morning. I didn't either.I stink so bad. I did put
on deodorant and I use all naturalhippie deodorant, and I like spelled myself
when I got out of the car. And I gotta go get my hair
done today, and hairdresser, ifyou're listening, I'm sorry, No,
I feel Does it not feel likeand I don't know if this is wishful
(00:48):
thinking or I don't know if it'sjust because it's been one hundred and ten
degrees outside for the past three weeksthat now that it's eighty degrees, I'm
like, Oh, it feels likefall, which is really sad. It's
not coming in anytime soon. Itwas chilly this morning. You're wearing a
hoodie right now? Are you notcalling? No? I feel great.
It feels like falls in the air. I doubt it's usually doubted. Let's
get back to the deodorant really quick. Huh, what kind of deodorant do
(01:11):
you use? Oh? What isit? Swavea rice? Do they make
suave for men? It's in theblue like the sky blue container. What
does it smell like? Oh?I can't tear it's oh oh it's like
a fruit basket. It really islike a fruit ba like a fruit basket.
(01:34):
I look like, Okay, whichfood am I? I don't know?
Yeah, I don't know. You'rea fruitcake? Okay, Well no,
no, So I because I havebeen using God, I've been using
like I use all natural degnorant becauseI am a hippie. I was a
vegetarian for ten years and I likeall the stuff without the chemicals. She's
better for you. And so I'vebeen using this brand like Humble brand that
(01:56):
I usually get it TJ Max andI'll get this Palo Santo sent it's so
weird. But I went to WholeFoods a couple of weeks ago when I
went out a deodorant and they hadthis other brand. It was called like
Jason Jason, and it was it'sI have a lavender and I'm like,
oh, Lavender, I'll smell likea girl. It'll be pretty. This
deodorant does not work like I haveput so much deodorant on this morning.
You want to smell my arm picks. Smells like I've been running through the
(02:20):
gym. Like it's saying right here, what the damn hit? So anybody,
what does your man think about thisdeodorant? I don't know. I
didn't ask him and I haven't talkedto him about it. But I'm gonna
go home and take a shower afterthe show. Please do call the show.
You watch some keys out to work? What deodorant do you use?
Eight thirty three five Omas the number? Good morning? What? What the
hell? It's what the hell headlineson Shaw. There's a new TikTok trend
(02:46):
for how to crack your eggs?Why literally chicken eggs? Right? And
guess what? Women are using hammers? Men's heads like your head, Yeah,
like your head on top of yourshoulders. There is a woman they're
using the head of their husband orother men in their life to crack an
egg and they smash the egg againsttheir head. I'm not understanding this.
(03:07):
You want to hear one? Listen, Hey, guys, lemna show you
how I crack an egg in one. You know I'm bringing eggs in tomorrow
and we're cracking one on your headright. No, that's grounds for somebody
getting fire. We'll go vibral Noworld Star. I'm good w Super Easy
(03:31):
Trivia with the Lama Michew Chris?What are you doing? Are you on
your way to work? Yes,ma'am. We have not had the pleasure
of having you on Super Easy Triviain a very long time. A minute.
It has been a minute. Thatis the back. Are you ready?
You know how it works. I'llask the questions. Dju Era is
(03:53):
your lifeline. Here we go.You think you got what it takes to
be dra go the world? Question? What color is a polar bear?
Come on, Bama. Yes,fun fact, polar bears have started mating
with grizzlies and there is a newbreed of bear called a pisley and they're
(04:15):
a light broom. It's like atan. That's some weird. I am
a hit. I don't know why. It is frightening. I don't know
why I know that number two?What pink birds are famous for standing on
one leg? This is so easy? Yeah. Also the sign of you
(04:38):
being a swinger if you live inan RV. I thought it was a
pineapple. A pineapple is normal people, but the new son. Remember we
talked about this in front of RV'sat at an RV. Like, if
you're at an RV place, ifyou put flamingos plastic flamingos in front of
an RV, you are into thelifestyle. I'm not into that. Yeah,
you are pineapple on the There wego. Thanks for schooling us,
(05:01):
Chris. I don't know how youwould know that. Number three. Question
number three, I got a pineappleon my porch. Okay, what is
the name of the galaxy that weare in? The galaxy that we are
living in? Chris, this ismy space, nerd. Question mind?
That is the Milky Way era.Did you know that? Yes? I
(05:25):
had it in my mind. Noyou didn't. I don't. I'm chocolate
like a Milky Way. Anyway,Okay, congratulated. Just here you go,
Chris. Congratulations. You want supereasy? What I am a Busley?
I am of Mexican at half white. That's brown and white. I'm
a Bisley. Oh my god,I love you. Thank you, Chris.
(05:49):
Wow, I love y'all. Thankyou everything. Bye. You're listening
to Alabama in the morning on demand. By the way, Three Things You
Need to Know is on the wayin just a few minutes. But you
can always call the show eight threethree five oh one Bama or text we
like your text too. Aaron's watchingthe text line, Yes, I'm lonely
over here. Text the keyword Alabamaand your message in the same text message
(06:14):
to three zero three eight two Kelly, Good morning, what's going on?
Good morning guys. I just realizedthat Chris made me realize that my daughter's
a pizzle. Yeah. And alsothe fact that I'm from Wisconsin makes it
even funnier because that it's, youknow, almost almost polar bear area.
So if you missed it, aminute ago on the show, we were
talking about polar bears breeding with grizzlies, and now there's like a mix of
(06:39):
a polar bear and a grizzly andit's called Pizzley and that's real. So
it's like a white and a brown. So yeah, yeah, I thought
that she. I called her andI said, did you know you're a
Pizzly? She was like, what, Mom, is that? Is that
the same as interracial love? LikeI guess, apparently we have just created
a term for people now that wedidn't know out of nerding out over bears
(07:00):
and I love you for that,Kelly. And I love that you called
your daughter and used the word thatwe used on the show. It makes
us feel good. Well, youknow, Chris got it all going,
so props to him. That's great. Thank you Kelly for calling. I
love you Bye. There's three thingsyou need to know. Don't forget our
just show up show Sunday. It'sgoing down manna Velo or Park Charlie on
(07:25):
a Friday, Lovely the band inEaston Corbyn and d January D Jay in
a ten minute seventy thinks he's anartist. Now, hey, don't hate,
don't hate. I'm gonna do mything. Look free to get in
all ages. Just show up moreat the Alabama Show dot com did you
really see I think I'm an artist? Come on, bello? Did you
see Britney Spears and her husband Samare heading for divorced? I feel so
(07:46):
big. Apparently he has already filed. A source says they got to a
huge fight after he accused her ofcheating. There's a pre nup, but
he's trying to get more out ofher than what they initially agreed on.
Of course he is, because whoeven knew who Sam was until he married
Brittany. Yes, I agree,he's an idiot. I know how to
get a divorce, though. LeaveBrittany alone. It's because of those videos
(08:07):
she posed on Twitter. Oh mygod, if you follow her Instagram,
just whatever, but samly Brittany alone. Oops, played with it. Okay,
don't put me in this rabbit hole. Here's the new thing Ego has
done. Ego has a new liquorcalled Ego Brunch in a Jar liquor Sipping
(08:31):
Cream. Right's forty proof that's gonnaget you wasted with one sip sipping cream.
They say it tastes like they sayit seamlessly blends the flavors of toasted
eggo waffles, sweet maple syrup,and rich butter with a hint of smoky
bacon. If you're wondering why,an exec says, they know it's difficult
to be apparent in dealing with theconstantly changing schedules household, Aaron's family outings,
(08:54):
and busy work days, So theywanted to make something for you to
find moments that you can save herfor yourself. Basically, moms, get
drunk while you make your kids.I guess right on time for the holidays
too. I agree, right ontime for back to school. You know
it is a good breakfast to eatafter you take your kid to school.
Yeah, hey dad, hey boo, passed me a eggo? Why you
gotta go to the stores? Rightthere? That's what it's called. Yeah,
(09:18):
I go brunch in a jar stipand cream, but you eat it
ego with it. That's the thingsyou need to know. Did I just
confuse you? You really did more? At the Alabama Show dot com,
catch up with Alabama in the morningon the iHeart Radio app or wherever you
listen to podcasts. Are you regrettingbeing a dad? Yet? Never.
I would never regret that because Ithink the things you have to do as
(09:39):
a dad are so funny. They'refunny and scary at the same time.
Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show. If you want to call, please
call because we're talking jobs and tellus what your first job was. Eight
three three five one Bama or texttext the keyword Alabama and your message in
the same text message to three zerothree eight two. Did you do I
(10:01):
took my son's job hunting? Theother day, and and what hang on?
What when you went to pick yourson up? Because your son lives
with baby Mama right right, andyour son is eighteen and just graduated high
school, yes, ma'am, andyour son, I gotta help you paint
the picture here. Your son isalso a YouTuber and TikToker, very successful
(10:22):
in it, and he thinks he'sfamous because he's got how many TikTok followers,
like sixty thousand, one hundred thousand, three hundred thousand. Oh dear
God. Yeah, he's up therenow. He's making money on TikTok.
But you want him to get areal job. Well, I want him
to get a job to be ableto fund what it is he wants to
do, which is be a YouTuber. So what was when you went to
pick him up at baby Mama's house? What did he walk out the door?
(10:48):
I blew the horn. This boycame outside with a nice polo on.
But he had on a couple ofchains, the actual jewelry change chain
saying in the chains Jalen, No, one of the chains has said uh,
stay humble, and the other chainwas like a score face okay.
And then he had on his cameraattached to him up in the air.
(11:09):
He was a selfie stick. Yeah, and I'm like, what's going on?
Man? What the hell? Isaid? This is not what you
wear to a job interview. Itwas YouTube and he was making your day
job hunting and the content. Imean, I like the idea of it,
But how are you going to drivebecause he's still learning how to drive
and be able to talk to yourfans when you don't really know how to
(11:31):
drive. Oh, he absolutely cannotmake YouTube videos while he's driving. You
gotta nipped down in the bud.Okay, So then where all did you
go to go job hunting? Wewent to Public's Walgreens. Oh do you
think your son's actually gonna stand thereand be a cashier for eight hours?
I mean, Publics pay you goodmoney. I'm not knocking Public's. I
(11:54):
love Public's. My best friend workedat Public's for a while. But do
you think that your son, Jalen, the YouTuber with the chains on and
the camera is gonna stand at acash register for eight hours? My first
job was Walmart. I was acashier. That ain't easy. You could
tell him to be a grocery bagger. You can do that, or you
can work in produce? Do youthink your son would do that? Hello?
(12:16):
Was there a proud moment of thinkingof your son working in produce because
your first job was at Berguna asa grocery store and you worked in produce.
I had a proud moment, butI also thought about what were led
to me getting fired, thinking hemight do the same thing when I was
back there cleaning off fruit, eatingon the clock, my dear god er,
and I'm like Jalen Maam's on thesame thing, or leaving the fruit
out when you're supposed to put itup overnight and you just walking out and
(12:39):
not doing a job. Oh,I wish there was video of this.
Now, I want to see yourson's video footage of job hunting. You
went to public, she went toWalgreens. He didn't record any of that
public's Walgreens Dollar General and uh.I asked him about what was this a
fast food joint? And he said, nah, that it's too hood.
What are your son's skills camera?He's a people's party. You know how
(13:03):
to talk graphics? Graphics? Yeah, he's good at that. Now,
there are two reasons I want youto call the show now. Eight three
three five one BAMA is the number. What was your first job? We're
going to talk about our first jobs. And if you are hiring and you
want to hire Djanuarra's son, Yeah, we'll call him and wake him up
(13:24):
right now and let you do awhole interview live on the end. That
would be so funny. Call theshow. Eight three three five one Bama
is the number. You're listening toAlabama in the morning on demand. What
was your first job? We wantto know because d January is trying to
get his son to get a realjob. Hey, what the fathers do?
What they stick by the son?Oh, here's a fun fact.
(13:46):
You know. Walmart was my firstjob. But here was the worst job.
I worked for a company that repairedmedical equipment when it was broken.
So Kalona scopes, I'll let yougoogle what that is and bronchoscopes and stuff.
I had to clean those out whenhospitals sent them to a s dirty.
That sounds nasty. Eight three threefive one BAMA is the number.
Good morning, Sasha. Where areyou calling from right now? In Clinton?
(14:09):
Oh? Girl? Yellow at work? Look are there any peaches this
season? Because I've been wanting todrive down and I know it's a weird
year for peaches. No, Ihaven't seen any peaches down here in this
student I haven't either. Is thatshawney still open up out there? It
is? Yeah? Oh, Igotta call get some free got it?
I gotta go. I think it'sthe only one less in Alabama. Oh
(14:31):
yeah. I used to love Everyyear Shawney's would send you, like a
free breakfast or something for your birthday. You'd always get a card from Shawney's
in the mail. Sasha, whatwas your first job Wendy's? Oh girl,
what did you do at Wendy's?I used to love the spicy sandwich,
the regular STOs, you know,like make fries, nuggets, run
(14:52):
the cash. H I was fourteen. This is back in the day when
they let fourteen year olds work.Oh yeah, did that back in the
day? Yes, they did,back when we were kids. Here's the
question. Do you dip your friesin your frosty? No? I don't.
What's your favorite called of frosty?I like the chocolate the originals.
I mean it's the classic. Somany people used to dip their fries in
(15:13):
their frosties in high school, andI used to think they were psychopaths.
I never do it. It's gross. I can't do it. Did you
did you quit Wendy's or did youget fired? I got fired for being
a smart to the manager? Yes? What did you say? What did
you do? I just I've alwaysbeen a hothead. I'm a taurust okay,
(15:33):
So I just I don't remember,but I know I was a smart
to the manager because my friend thatI went to school with, it was
her mom, and she was justlike, I can't believe you did that.
That's great. Did you get tospend the night at your friend's house
after you got fired? No,she didn't like me anymore. I love
you, Sasha, thanks for callingthe show. We appreciate you. Thank
(15:54):
you so much. Of a goodmorning. Aara is trying to find a
job for his son, trying tohelp my son get some money. Wait
a minute, did he want youto take him job hunting or did you
just say, son, I'm pickingyou up today, We're gonna go find
you a job. He asked meto take him. And and Jalen,
who is a YouTuber and TikToker,walks out with chains on his selfie stick
(16:17):
and his camera. He's he's blogging. He's blogging it, vlogging it blogging
right eight three three five one Bamais the number call the show what was
your first job? Or you canalso text text the keyword Alabama and your
message to three zero three eight two. Kelly, Are you calling to laugh
about ariasun or are you gonna tellus what your first job was? Actually,
(16:40):
my first job besides babysitting, Iwas an extra in a movie.
What what? Movie? Oh?God, it's something I don't even know.
It's so old. It was calledCorky's Revenge. O what Yeah,
I was walking down the hallway.I was in like the basketball stadium,
in the stands, and then Iwas there's a couple of scenes where you
(17:02):
can actually see me walking down thehall. We have a famous person that
calls the show every day and wedidn't even know it. Wow, Okay,
you know you gotta That's why yougotta be humble. I'm gonna gont
Porky's Revenge now. Yes, goodluck finding it. The last time I
saw it was on VHS. Ifyou find it on something else, let
me know. But it was funnybecause when I used to interview for job,
(17:23):
you know, as a manager,the people would come and dressed all
kinds of ways. Would you hireErason wearing chains and a selfie style on?
Why not? You told him notto wear it? Yeah, the
first impressions are lasting impressions, andit just to me. It depends,
(17:44):
but you know what, It dependson what I was hiring for. If
you fit the molds for what kindof job I was hiring for. But
if I'm like a public's manager,not probably not. But if you're like
hiring a famous rapper to be inyour music video, he'd be a great
extra. Wad put him into Porky'sRevenge and heart mate, Oh, come
on, be perfect? What whatthe hell? It's what the hell headlines
(18:04):
on the Lama Shaw There is asix foot long boa constrictor found in a
shopping cart at Target. Why youalmost took this for a six foot long
hot dog? No? No,no, no, it is a snake
in Iowa. I would burn thattarget down. I hate snakes. Anytime
(18:26):
I see a snake, I'm I'mout. You're the nature girl, though
not for snakes. Animal control wassent to Target and they found the boa
constrictor, which those are like,those will squeeze you to death a Boa
constrictor. They think it was placedin the car intentionally. Police said they
were unsure if it was a customeror an employee that saw the snake.
(18:47):
First. Yeah, let's go lookat the cameras. Dude, take it
way up to thirty pounds. Yougot a thirty pound snake in your cart
at Target? Hell? No,Hey, you still want to Shoppy and
Target? Yeah, I'll still go. Why it's three things you need to
know? Okay, you're still givingaway chances to go to Vegas to our
(19:07):
iHeartRadio Music Festival Las Vegas. Youknow that song? Come on now?
Who sings it? Oh? WheElvis anyway, ll cool J. That's
Sarah's favorite, The Foo Fighters,Little Wayne, TLC, Scott, Kelly
Clarkson, fall Out Boy, allthe amazing artists. It's a couple more,
(19:33):
it's a lot, and there's alwaysa surprise appearance by somebody. So
keep listening for the keyword to win. It's going to happen today on this
radio station. Would you take thisclass? Taylor Swift? A Taylor Swift
course is now being taught at ASUArizona State University. It is called the
Social Psychology of Taylor Swift. Isshe gonna be teaching No, it's it's
(19:55):
gonna be taught by a professor,And the course is basically using Taylor Swift
as a semester long example of differentphenomena like gossip, relationships, and revenge.
Because Taylor has been the subject ofso much gossip. She has dated
everybody. Yeah, John Mayor andJoe Jonas, Jake Chillenhall, Calvin Harris.
(20:15):
She dated Calvin Harris. Oh yeah, they were in like a whole
two year long relationship. Okay,why not talk about any Why not talk
about how successful she is though?And Revenge, Well, the success came
from her relationships and the revenge songsand revenge albums that she wrote about everybody
she dated, Harry Styles. HarryStyles, she dated so many people.
(20:36):
That's why she got so successful,was the album she wrote about all of
her breakups. Are the guys ano, no, no. They don't
say no, but you can telljust she drops little hints. It's just
you gotta be a swifty to getit. She's like the batman of her
world. She's the catwoman of herworld. And that's true because she has
(20:56):
a ton of cats. Olivia BensonI can't forget about this, baby,
I'm swifty all the way. I'mnot. I'm not as swifty. Here's
the new trend. I need this, and I don't want to know what
you think. Because you love foodunder the bed snack drawers. I don't
need that. I hide a boxof cheese. It's in my pillows in
(21:17):
the bed all the time. Andif you can get what you do is
if you have a bed that's raisedoff the ground, you can get under
bed storage boxes and you get littlelike separators and get the boxes with wheels.
This is on TikTok and this isthe greatest thing ever. And you
can make your own snack drawer.Just don't put like, don't get chocolate
covered coffee beans because if you docaffeine that'll keep you up all night.
Well would you get this in asgood for you, it's not good for
(21:40):
your dogs. I don't gay ifmy dog. You can't get it.
Your dogs aren't going to open thedrawers. You get the air tight jo
and also make sure it's airtight sobugs don't get in it. I'm gonna
get under the bed second. Likethe sound of this, I do.
My body's gonna hear this today andcall me after. He listens to the
podcast on the Alabama Show on demandon the iHeartRadio app plug. He's gonna
listen to this after the show todayand call me and go absolutely not to
be right. It's not safe foryour apps. We're good. I don't
(22:03):
care about my apps. We're gettingunder the bed snack drawers. Well,
technically you guys are already under thebed. Well, no, we're on
top of the bed. That's three. Thanks. You need to know.
We're at the Alabama Show dot com. Here's what's coming up next on the
Alabama Show. We want to hearwhat's awesome. Call the show. Tell
(22:25):
us how your kids first week backat school is going. I can't wait
to hear these stories. It willbe great. We'll shout out your kids,
we'll shout out the school, we'llshout out the teachers. Let's honestly,
we haven't shout out any teachers.If you are a teacher, or
if somebody in your life is ateacher who went back to teach this year,
this school year, call the showfor what's awesome. Eight three three
five oh one Bama is the number. Thanks, Thanks for listening to Alabama
(22:47):
in the morning on demand. Soit's back to school all week long.
It is, and we are celebratingyour kids, your favorite teachers, everybody
who went back to school this year. You celebrate your lunches too with What's
Awesome? Eight three, three fiveone Bama is the number to call in
and share your what's awesome? Carol, Good morning. Where are you calling
from. I'm calling from Graceful.Oh we love you. What's going on
(23:07):
in Graceville? Not much, notmuch, just getting ready much child to
go to school so you can havea good day. Is that your what's
awesome? Your kid back to schoolthis week? It is? It is
what grade level? He is inninth grade as the Magic Media except as
Academy. Wait a minute, firstweek of high school? Yeah, yes,
(23:29):
how's that going? It is goinggood. So far he has gotten
three one hundred and he's made anA on his History Coast last site,
So we're proud of him so far. Are you ready for dating because that's
coming. I'm coming, baby,he's trying to. We told you this
school is going to be as focusfirst. I love it. Like it.
(23:52):
Well, that's what's awesome. Thankyou so much for calling the show
and sharing. Thank you so much. I have a great day too.
Good morning. Who's the It's Angela, Angela? Where you come from?
Oak Grove? Grow? What's goingon in oak Grave today? We are
in the car line where from anamazing school year? How long is the
(24:14):
car line at Grave right now?It's a little bit. I'll be in
here for another twenty minutes. Isthat your what's awesome? We just want
to shout out our school and ouramazing teacher this year. Who's your favorite
teacher? Miss Morris Morris Grove?What grade is your kid in this year?
(24:37):
Four? Fourth grade? Oh mygosh, fourth grade science was my
favorite? What a caterpillars turn intobutterfly? Butterfly? I love it?
How did he get it right?And I got it wrong one time?
Because Eric, you are not smarterthan a fourth grade Oh you want to
try ask me something else? Ilove you. That's what's awesome. Thanks
(25:03):
for calling the show. You werelistening to Alabama in the morning on demand.
My grandmother Mama who raised me right, Yes I do. She doesn't
love me anymore. She kicked youout. Well you've been out technically.
I'm so frustrated. Thanks for listening. To the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama,
the girl not the state d January. My buddy across the little console
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from me. What did do?Here's a real DJ. And my grandmother
raised me. If you do notknow, I grew up in Alabama,
Mama taught me all the life lessonsshe did. Remember last week I was
talking about how my little cousin Hannah, my little cousin Hannah is the what
the hell voice and what the hellheadlines? Right? That was her when
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she was a kid. Hannah alsogrew up at my grandparents house with me,
Like my little sister, Hannah isnow a college kid twenty four,
goes to JSU Go game, Cox, Go Gang Cox. Hannah left a
box of things for me, andmy grandmother threw a photo of me as
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a kid in the box and gaveit to me. I remember, I
was good upset about that because there'spictures of Hannah all over Mama's house now,
and Mama took all the pictures ofme as a kid down and replaced
me with Hannah. So I goto Mama's house the other day and grant
you like I take me mall likeeggs all the time. I'll go like
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she stole my my guy that wascutting my grass to cut down trees at
her house. Remember that I'm caught. I drove. I drive Mamall to
her doctor appointments when she wants toyou're there for So I go to me
Moss and Hannah's there, So Iwant to see Hannah and her boyfriend.
So we all meet up because MEMA'sis the middle point Meyma's sitting there waiting.
Mema didn't even know I was comingover. I get there, Mama's
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sitting She goes, I'm waiting.Non Hannah and I walk into the kitchen
to set the eggs down that Ibrought her dozen eggs from my fresh farm
chickens. There's a whole damn mealon the stove like it's Thanksgiving. She
made chicken casserole, she made homemademac and cheese, she made mashed potatoes.
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And then Hannah gets there and goes, oh, well, where's the
broccoli. Mamall gets up in themiddle of the meal and steams some broccoli
for Hannah and put some cheese onit. I love her. I was
like, Memo, you made awhole damn meal for Hannah. You never
make anything for me. Well,you like weird organic stuff. You've vegetarian.
I ate steaks. Now, thissounds like you guys need to go
to casseling. So then we're allsitting there eating. I'm trying to like
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show Memall pictures, tell her aboutmy life because Mamall raised me. Mama
as my parent. Essentially, thisis the person I get excited about to
brag about my life too. Andshe goes, oh, and then she
goes, so Hannah tell me aboutcollege. And then she looks at Hannah's
boyfriend. Oh, so tell mewhat it's like when you and Hannah go
to the gym together. Didn't Theyall go to the living room. I
was so mad I wanted to quitit. I almost walked out. And
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They're sitting in the living room andHannah's like picking out clothes for Memall to
buy on Amazon, and I'm sittingI end up washing the dishes for her.
Hannah's picking out clothes for herself forMemall to buy. No, because
she won't buy nothing for you.She only loves Hannah. Hannah's the golden
child. She buying me no clothesexcept for Christmas. I get a pair
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of Granny panties. I get apack of Granny painties for Christmas. She's
picking out clothes for Hannah, andI'm in the kitchen washing everybody's dishes.
I don't know how I took thatjob. And then I'm like, oh,
but me, Mom, bloa,blah blah, and she just looks
up and looks at me and thendoesn't even acknowledge that I said anything and
goes back down. And it's like, okay, Hannah, so here's get
these pants. I like these day. I like me. She doesn't love
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me anymore, but she doesn't.It's Hannah's time. It is not it
should be everybody's time all at once. How the damn hell did Hannah become
like what the hell is happening?How often does Hannah come over there more
than I do? That's why?There you have it? Damn you stop
going over MEMA's house. I keeptrying to get me Moll to come to
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my house. I bought a cabinin the woods. You might want to
be out there. Some lions,tigers in bath. I shouldn't want to
be out here in the woods.Have you figured it out yet? Hey?
I don't know. I don't wantto be out there in the woods
called the show. Hannah has arrived. Eight three five one. Bama is
the number. You got a sibling? Do your parents love them more than
you? Just call me and makeme feel better. Catch up on Alabama
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in the Morning on the iHeartRadio appsor wherever you listen to podcasts. Are
you ready to go? I'm readyto get up at it. I don't
even what if we do today?Oh, if you want to hire d
January are as Son, he's stilllooking for a job. We we actually
called are as Son a minute.It go off the air and we're like,
get up, you gotta get ajob. And what was his reply?
(29:51):
Nothing? Anyway. If you missanything on the show today, go
back and download the free iHeartRadio app, look up the Alabama Show on demand,
and keep listening. Today there's morechances to win a trip to Vegas
to our free iHeartRadio Music Festival,and we will see you tomorrow. Thanks
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