August 18, 2023 • 25 mins
Alabama had a VERY unexpected visitor at her cabin this morning before work. Lacey is having custody issues in today's Dear Era. DJ New Era has a great surprise for Alabama to kick off the weekend. Plus Our Just Show Up Show is this weekend in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. I will marry my boyfriend after
this morning. What happened. We'veonly been dating a couple of months,
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and I don't even care. Iwas doing my normal routine, letting the
dogs out before I leave to goto work, going to open the chicken
coop, let the chickens out.I step on the front porch of the
cabin. I moved into a cabinin the middle of the woods, in
the middle of nowhere Era. Atthe bottom of the stairs, I step
on the top step to go offthe front porch. There's a snake.
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I yelled. I went snake,and I fell on the porch. I'm
on my butt screaming. The dogshave already stepped over it to go into
the yard. I'm like yelling atthe dogs to come back in, hoping
they don't see it, think it'sa chew toy and start playing with it.
They step over it, and thenI'm praying that the snake does not
pipe them. You said the dogsstepped over it instead of protecting you.
They don't know, Arra, andI'm glad. So I go inside and
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at this point my boyfriend's already upI said, did you just hear me
yell snake? He goes, yeah, I said, I need you to
get this snake. I can't golet the chickens out of the coop.
So he comes out. This guy, former marine, grabs one of his
guns. Oh what are you gonnado? Are you gonna shoot it?
He goes, if I have to. So he goes outside and he looks
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and I have this like pole,this heavy, long pole with a flat
end on it. I don't knowwhat it does. A man would know
some man stuff. He goes goget the pole. So, okay,
Aara, this was a copper head. Do you know what copper heads are?
Copper heads are poisonous. It wasa copper head. And so he
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gets the pole and I was like, are you gonna cut its head off?
He goes, I'm gonna try.You want me to come out there.
So he slams it. He slamsthe thing down. He doesn't get
it all the way through. I'mturning the volume down on this video.
I want you to hit play onthis video. So he gets most of
the head cut off, so thetop half of it can move, the
bottom half of it can't. Hitplay. Don't turn the volume on because
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I'm cussing. I am cussing astorm. Oh man, this is the
creepiest thing I have that first scenein my entire life. Think I'm up.
Oh that is dangerous. My boyfriendwas like, take a video so
you can show era because I'm runninglate. At this point, I was
like, I'm late for work.I don't even care. I've never seen
a snake that being in person before. If he asked me to marry him
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tomorrow, I will say yes.He is my hero. I left we
sleep naked. He's naked on theporch killing the snake, and I'm driving
to work. Steak Daddy has nowbecome snake Daddy. So it's two snakes
outside it right now, right likewhat the hell? Can't believe he didn't
laugh at that, Yes, steakDaddy, snake Daddy. All the thing
stuck in my head is he's sleeping. Nick will forever kill the snakes in
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my life, and I love himfor the rest of my life. For
that, Snake Daddy, you aremy beast. Snake Dad. I will
marry you because he killed the snakes. Stake Daddy turned into snake Daddy.
You can't do a remix Today.His name is Steake. Daddy called the
show. We're giving away tickets toStephen steven Sanchez. If you want to
play Super Easy Trivia eight three threefive one, Bama is the number.
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What the hell? It's what thehell headlines on the Alabama Shaw. A
correctional officer was arrested after stealing Pokemoncards from Walmart while he was in his
uniform. Why how dare you stealPokemon card? Guess where this happens?
Yes, now, Calhoun County,Alabama. I'm serious, Obama. He's
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now a former correctional officer. Hewas arrested for stealing Pokemon cards from a
local Walmart. He had just finishedhis shift at the county jail and he
was still in his uniform. He'scaught on surveillance cameras taking the individual Pokemon
cards from their packages and putting himin his pockets. Misdemeanor, and it
costs you your job. Probably itdid cost him his job. He got
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fired when the Walmart employees confronted him. He ran from the store on foot.
He was found at a restaurant inOxford. Then he was arrested and
charged with theft. In his beautiformpeople even still collect Pokemon cards Calhoun County.
They did I see that? Whyhow you're listening to Alabama in the
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morning. It's fun demand If youmissed it, we killed a copperhead while
my boyfriend killed a copperhead snake infront of my house this morning before I
came to work. And now deJanuary you're giggling. Yeah, stuff about
copper head. What did you justread? If you see a copperhead snake,
it says in big and bold,leave it alone, don't touch it.
They attack when they feel threatened.We killed it today, thank god,
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with a eight foot poll. Howabout this? Since we're gonna play
super easy Trivia next, why don'tyou be the game master today and you
ask snake question? Thank God?Yes, I will do that. We're
gonna play next super easy Trivia withthe yellabashaw Amanda. Good morning. Where
you calling from? Pell City?Oh? What's going on in pell City
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this morning? I'm on my wayto work. Where do you work?
What do you do? I avally learning center. I'm a preschool teacher.
Oh okay, back to school?Thank you for what will you do?
We love you, We appreciate youso super easy trivia should be fun
today, but we're doing it different. D January is the game master.
I'm ready, and it is allquestions about snakes since there is a freaking
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snake in my yard this morning.No, I don't snake there, girl
me either. I hope you canget these questions right. We're burning the
house down. It was a copperhead. I can't do it. I'm burning
the cabin down. Don't do that. Okay, let's do it. Bama
is my lifeline and her snake daddy. Hi. Yes, I will be
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your life and if you ever havea snake at your house, we will
call my boyfriend snake Daddy to therescue. Call me. Ain't doing nothing,
air screaming and running. I'll takecare of you, all right.
Question number one? Question number one? Should you run if you see a
snake? What? No, justmade this up? Even alone. It's
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what is it? It says no, you should not. You should stop
and stay steel. This is hGive me give us Question number two?
All right? What snake has arattle at the end of his tail?
A rattle? Say good job?Also very poisonous. Also, do not
touch Call snake daddy. He willkill it. He will cut its head
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off. Yeah right, this wouldbe the greatest name for a snake removal
business. Okay, right, let'ssee if you know this from This is
easy? What snake had a movienamed after the minute? Featured j Lo
and ice Cube. This is noteasy. That is so easy. Yeah,
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come on, that movie Snakes ona Plane. Why would I ask
about that because everybody knows that snakemovie. The movie is called Anaconda.
Oh, dear God, here,come on, you win, you win
just for calling the show playing inthe game. I love you. Congratulations.
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We're gonna give you tickets to StevenSanchez. Oh that is awesome.
Thank you. It's three things youneed to know. Are you ready for
the Just Show Up Show? I'msuper ready for it. I'm ready to
I'm excited for your set. Yeah, because you plan on crashing here right.
D January convinced the Boss to lethim DJ ten minutes set at our
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Just Show Up show or park inMontavella, Charlie on a Friday. Lovely
the band Easton Corbyn, all theartists per forming and a few more and
Earra is gonna dj a ten minuteset. Era is like he made a
rider. This is like his timeto shine. He asked for a golf
cart and bell air and all thesethings, and I am gonna crash or
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set. It's gonna be great.You can crash because I said I need
three beautiful ladies standing behind me,so you could be one of the ladies.
I'm gonna roll down a poster ofthree of me right behind you that
says Alabama is awesome, and allthree of us are giving a thumbs up.
You don't have time to set thatup. I am gonna have the
sound guy turn your volume down andgive me a microphone, and I'm just
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gonna walk on and do a tenminute stand up comedy set before Charlie on
a Friday. Will you do that? I'll be like Aara. I know
this is great, but Alabama isthe best stand up comedian of all time.
I'm gonna Kanye West. You sohard to tell me joked. It's
free to get in right, justshow up. It's in Manavelo or park.
It's gonna be good. More atthe Alabama Show dot com. Yeah,
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did you see that Pink changed herlyrics to pay tribute to Britney Spears.
She was doing a show in DetroitWednesday, night because Britney's in the
middle of a divorce right now,and Samsgari filed for divorce and he is
making all these claims about her.People are giving Britney such a hard time.
And I know Britney looks crazy onInstagram, but leave this girl along.
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She has had a lifelong of crap. So her song Don't let Me
Get Me Pinks, the lyrics actuallysay, tired of being compared to Dan,
Britney spears, She's so pretty thatjust ain't me. Wednesday, when
she sang the song, she said, Damn, Britney spears. Sweet,
Britney spears, so she was likemaking it something sweet to Brittany instead of
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talking smack. And I love theBritney that Pink did that. She's showing
her support. Yeah, he's tryingto train him because Britney's trending. That's
what it is. I don't know. I think she's just showing her support.
That's a great thing. Duncan nowhas their Pumpkin Spice flavors out.
Are you ready? It's full timebaby. I knew it was Duncan.
I I knew it. Pumpkin SpiceSignature Latte. They got the nutty pumpkin
coffee. I'm a nutty pumpkin coffeepumpkin bakery. They're they're they have a
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maple sugar snacking bacon and maple sugarbacon breakfast sandwich. Can you say full
of sugar for me? Full ofsugar? It messes your abs up?
Who cares? You don't need anything? Nobody needs abs in the fall anyway,
You're wearing sweaters, yoga pants andugg boots. Who cares about your
damn abs in the fall. I'mgonna wrap up in a cozy sweater.
I'm gonna drink my pumpkin spice latte, and I'm gonna decorate my house with
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pumpkins because Halloween, baby, ohcoause, so you know when bodies are
really made. Bodies are made inthe fall. My body looks great.
Steak Daddy likes me naked. Idon't need abs. That's three things you
need to know. More at theAlabama Show dot com on the Alabama Shaw.
If you ever have any drama inyour life, we want to hear
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it. Batman is here. Erathinks that he is Batman. You see
the tattoo? Call the show eightthree three five. Obama as the number
or text the keyword Alabama and yourdrama to three zero three eight two.
It could be about bad coworkers.It could be dating drama. It could
be in laws. I don't caremoney problems too, Lacy, good morning.
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Who's the pain in your bet rightnow? Oh? The pain in
my butt is my ex? Oh? What is your ex doing? We
have a kid together? So yeah, like I had to take him to
court and ex husband or ex boyfriend? I guess boyfriend because we are not
married. Okay, so why'd youtake him to court? He wants to
see his kid and I get that, but also needs to understand like boundaries
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and we need to have a schedule. So what's he doing just popping up
at the house willy nilly every everyother day too. He wanted to,
and I was like, absolutely not. You're just gonna disregulate the whole thing.
Aara's huffing and puffing. Your dad, You went through this something like
this, And I feel like,as a parent, a man has the
right to pop up when it cutsdown to his key. If you feel
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something isn't right, let me askyou this. But that Okay, there's
a caveat though, if if ifhe feels like something that's not But if
he is using that as an excuseevery time, like does does her schedule
not matter? Like if she's gotto go to work and she's running out
the door and all of a suddenyou pull up and you're like, oh,
I want to see my kid andit's like, sorry, kids on
the way to the babysitter, Igot I gotta be at work in thirty
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minutes. Is that okay? Yes, it's still okay. First, well,
you gotta make money to pay forthe kids food, which comes first
call the show. This is whyI'm not co parenting with anybody, and
I have no kids. Eight threethree five one. Bama is the number
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or texts the key word Alabama andyour message to three zero three eight two.
You're listening to Alabama in the morninghold on demand. Lacy is having
custody issues with her ex, andher ex keeps just popping up at the
house wanting to see his kid anera. You're like, that should be
fine. It should be I mean, you're the parent, okay, but
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you gotta make a plan a schedule, so I can't just pop a bit
of house Maam if I want something, no absolutely not. I may not.
I may be naked, I maybe naked chasing chickens. No,
you gotta tell somebody. Eight threethree five one. Bama is the number
if you've ever gone through custody issuesand have advice for Lacy, or you
can text the keyword Alabama and yourmessage to three zero eight two Kelly,
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Good morning. What do you thinkI'm so glad I didn't have any kids
with my ex? I mean,there's so many people listening to the show
saying that, So, Era,if you had custody and your ex was
popped up all the time, wouldthat be okay with you? I wouldn't
mind. As long as she runsit by me. That's a good point.
Okay, that's the key thing.As long as she runs it by
you, not just popping up.Yeah, so then that's not popping up
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anymore. That's making an appointment andsetting a schedule. I mean, and
I and she's right. The kidneeds some consistency. Children need consistency,
and you can't just pop up anytimebecause also you're not together anymore. Mom
might have something else going on too, or somebody else going on. Hey,
consistency is popping up. Ears consistency. No, it's not. It's
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not. It's not. It's beingrandom. It's random. Yeah, you
can get a schedule. Consistency isI'm getting him this weekend, or I'm
taking her to this event later on. But just popping up going hey,
I want to get my kid.That's not consistency. I love you,
Kelly, thank you for calling theshow. I love you. Guys.
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Have a great weekend, you too. Happy Friday, Happy Friday. What
the hell? It's what the hellheadlines on the lashaw. Drunk US tourists
were caught sleeping on the Eiffel Tower. Why you sounds like a hell of
a night. This is you whenyou're on vacation. Is I've got the
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Eiffel Tower. I've never been outthere way though. Well, I've gotten
drunk facetimes from you in Vegas.You can do it on the mini Eiffel
Tower. This happened in Paris,France. He can't do it on the
media Affel towers to American tourists werefound asleep on the Afful Tower Monday morning
after getting drunk and running from securitythe night before. What they did is
they bought a ticket and then theyhopped the security marriers and then went to
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the top of the tower and thenfell asleep. How did they not roll
off the top of the tower anddie? That's what I was going to
actually drunk. So how can't youeven function property? Oh? I don't
know why? How? You's threethings you need to know. Okay,
don't forget our just show up showthis Sunday. We're two days away.
I'm ready for it. Or parkMonevella Charlie on a Friday, Easton Corbin
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Lovely the band. It's free toget in, no tickets, all ages.
You could be five, you couldbe ninety five. Come say hello.
This could be great weather too.It will be a great show.
Let's talk about Brittany again. Sams Gary's divorce papers have been filed and
so now we have a little bitmore infant. He made their separation date
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July twenty eight, twenty twenty thirty, so it's been a couple of weeks.
According to the papers, he citedor reconcilable differences. He's asking for
spousal support and wants her to payall of his legal face. Of course
he does. Did you know she'sforty one and he's twenty nine. This
is why you don't date somebody morethan ten years younger than you because they're
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going to divorce you and try totake all your money. He's an idiot.
He nobody knew who he was untilhe married Brittany. And if you
watch all their videos and stuff together, anyway, he doesn't look like he's
in love with her. He lookslike, oh, I just married Britney
Spears haha. And he used itto launch his career and then he got
a bunch Instagram followers and now he'sdone with the crazy and so he's like,
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I'm gonna divorce you give me allyour money. And he's just claiming
crazy because everybody already thinks she's crazybecause she just pushed stupid dancing videos on
her Instagram and I hate them.Oh my god, did you just go
on a rent in thirty seconds?You know what I beg to differ from
that. We're praying for you,Britney. I feel like he saw who
she was and he couldn't help her, and he couldn't deal with it.
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At the end of the day,it is Britney Spears who don't like Britney
Spears. Yeah, who does notlike Britney spears. So why is he
divorcing him at her because he usedher for her money? Oh my god?
Who The Gulf of Mexico is hittingrecord heat levels and it has a
huge impact on hurricane season. Thatwas some huge heat on that second break
right there, I know, HurricaneBama coming through. Let me tell you
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why this is important that I'm gonnascience nerd out on you really quick.
So, the average water surface temperaturein the Gulf in July was two degrees
above normal fahrenheit. And what thismeans is, according to meteorologists, the
warmer the water is in the Gulfis kind of like adding gasoline to a
fire. Like the warm water fuelsthe hurricanes and makes them bigger. It
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makes them more active, and itmakes hurricanes like we may have more hurricanes.
And you know, whenever there's ahurricane in the Golf or wherever we
get tornadoes in Alabama, we getall the spinoffs up here. So we
will be impacted too. I wishI could have took good class in high
school teacher just that. So,so what that means is tornado season is
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on the way. Make sure youhave your safe space, get your helmet,
and I'm gonna go update my stormshelter at my cabin. Remind me
to bring you a red Apple Mondayto put on the disk. Please do
my favorite teachers. That was goodAlabama, Right, I will be teaching
a course on Britney Spears divorces orBreakup? Oh could you see me as
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a divorce lawyer in court? OhLord, we're gonna get yelled at because
my boss was gonna say, thisis the part of the time break where
you get out and you just letpeople Sam. Why did you really marry
Brittany? You'd be Sam, You'dbe Brittany's ex husband. I mean,
who don't like Brittany? She's hot? Then why are you trying to take
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her money? I'm twenty nine.How big did your career jump after you
married Brittany? I gotta with twomillion followers in three days? Who knew
who you are before you married BritneySpears? God knew who I was.
How much money are you making nowversus then? Well, thanks to a
couple of rappers on ig posting herdance videos. What are you going to
use your spousal support for to launchmy YouTube channel? That's great? Things
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you need to know more at theAlabama Show dot Com, catch up with
Alabama in the morning on the iHeartRadioapp or wherever you listen to podcasts.
You have been laughing. You've beengiggling all mornings. Why why is it
gonna be? Why is it gonnabe? Actually, don't let me change
the question. Okay, let meset this up. EA all week long
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has been saying, Oh, Igot you, Yeah, I got you,
finally get you. Finally I'm gonnasurprise because I always give you a
hard time? Is this why you'redoing this? You're damn right? And
I was like, we got asurprise. I got one for you,
and he's been trying to get myhead all weak. But the funny thing
is behind the scenes off the year, Era will always try to scare me
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and it never works. Oh hey, every time you like jump out behind
the rail and the door and you'llbe like, dum, I didn't get
it. You're a pro at radio. You've been doing this for so long
it's almost like you're impossible to getto scare the whole nine. So like
that, I finally feel like Ihave something that's gonna just put me above
that that caliber challenge. Except yes, I'm ready. Are you ready for
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the surprise? I've been telling him. I'm like, you gotta make it
good. Well, this is goodto me. Do it? What are
you doing? Since we started thisshow, it's been going for two years,
and literally I watch you every morningcome in with coffee. Yeah,
you ever miss a heartbeat? AndI also notice when you come in,
you always have to go relieve yourself. If you get my drilled, I
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go to the bathroom. Yes,schedule. Since this week, I have
counted every time you had left youhave left this room to go to the
bathroom. Go do it whatever.Because here's the thing. I put my
coffee in the fraser because when theice starts to melt, I don't want
it to water the coffee down.So I'll go put it in the fraser
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for about twenty minutes, then goback and get it out right. So
let's do this. Monday, youleft this room thirteen times, and that's
including when you left Tuesday twelve times, a weirdo, Wednesday ten times,
okay, Thursday eleven times, andFriday, which is today, makes five.
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And this is a total of fiftyone times this week. Now I've
made it easier for you So thisis how I'm gonna save you. You're
a coffee. Let's start there.I went and got you a surprise so
you will not have to leave thisroom and I'm gonna walk out of here.
Is it a mini fridge out here? Did you get me a mini
fridge? Am I about to marryyou? Oh? Is this a mini
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fridge? Oh? My god?You got a mani fridge? You see
the right here? You are likeOprah Brah? Did you call me Oprah?
You get a mini fridge? Youget a MEI? Oh? I
love you right now? Did yousteal that from the boss? It looks
like the mini fridge that was inthe boss's old office. No it's not,
but Meg from the Bull provided thevibes for me for that. So
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this stays here for you. That'sfreaking awesome to help and also something to
help when you have to go tothe bathroom. I got you sweet?
Is it a Katherine? I wantyou to open up this barrel at a
box? Black bottle boys? Weare in here, Ara just shout out
his side hustle. I was aplague. Why did you take it?
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Because I tried to make you looknice? Okay, Oh dear God,
Now, what's in the box?All right? The favorite? Don't throw
it soling from Mark? Sure areyou in here? And I'll tell you
why the picture of me isn't there? Hang on, okay, fabrice fresh
baked vanilla. I got some freshbaked vanilla for you. Okay, Oh
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wash your hands, emms. Yes, God know you like chocolate. I
do like chocolate. And what isthe rose? What's the rose for?
Man? That bother is for whenyou feel proud and after you were relaxed.
This is so weird. This isalso like people are listening in the
car with their kids going on,don't need to hear about the bathroom habbits?
And then why did you give mea jacked up thing with your face
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on it? I gave you thatso you can hang in the house to
say, Oh my god, Ijust love air. He's the best.
He got me a fridge, isn'tit awesome? Look at it? It's
actually wearing a Lakers' jersey too.And I got a serious look on my
face. You always making fun ofmy pictures? Eight three three five bamas
the number you got one for yourself? Now, I love you. Thanks
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for the friend. You're welcome.You were listening to Alabama in the Morning
on demand. Oh, I'm readyto go. You're ready to get out
of here? Yes? Are you? Yes? It's the weekend. Don't
forget our just show up show onSunday. We'll be there. Era's djaying
is set. Will he stay stagedive? Will he not? Will he
have a job on Monday? Willhe not stage diving? Anyway? I
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will have a job because I'm not. I'm gonna stand in the middle and
route you on. I'm gonna gostage dub stage job. Oh, I'm
gonna make signs. I'm gonna makesigns and stand in the crowd that make
them say like funny things to youfor you to see while you're djaying.
Or what if I get a biggranny? What if I go get some
of may Mall's painties? Why wouldyou do them on stage at you while
you're performing the Nightmare? I cannotwait for Sunday. Don't mess up my
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set. We will see you Sundayor Park and monta Ella for free.
Just show up show or we'll beback Monday morning. Yeah, I'll be
back you want Okay? Thanks?Thanks, thanks for listening to Alabama in
the Morning on demand,
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. I will marry my boyfriend after
this morning. What happened. We'veonly been dating a couple of months,
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and I don't even care. Iwas doing my normal routine, letting the
dogs out before I leave to goto work, going to open the chicken
coop, let the chickens out.I step on the front porch of the
cabin. I moved into a cabinin the middle of the woods, in
the middle of nowhere Era. Atthe bottom of the stairs, I step
on the top step to go offthe front porch. There's a snake.
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I yelled. I went snake,and I fell on the porch. I'm
on my butt screaming. The dogshave already stepped over it to go into
the yard. I'm like yelling atthe dogs to come back in, hoping
they don't see it, think it'sa chew toy and start playing with it.
They step over it, and thenI'm praying that the snake does not
pipe them. You said the dogsstepped over it instead of protecting you.
They don't know, Arra, andI'm glad. So I go inside and
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at this point my boyfriend's already upI said, did you just hear me
yell snake? He goes, yeah, I said, I need you to
get this snake. I can't golet the chickens out of the coop.
So he comes out. This guy, former marine, grabs one of his
guns. Oh what are you gonnado? Are you gonna shoot it?
He goes, if I have to. So he goes outside and he looks
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and I have this like pole,this heavy, long pole with a flat
end on it. I don't knowwhat it does. A man would know
some man stuff. He goes goget the pole. So, okay,
Aara, this was a copper head. Do you know what copper heads are?
Copper heads are poisonous. It wasa copper head. And so he
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gets the pole and I was like, are you gonna cut its head off?
He goes, I'm gonna try.You want me to come out there.
So he slams it. He slamsthe thing down. He doesn't get
it all the way through. I'mturning the volume down on this video.
I want you to hit play onthis video. So he gets most of
the head cut off, so thetop half of it can move, the
bottom half of it can't. Hitplay. Don't turn the volume on because
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I'm cussing. I am cussing astorm. Oh man, this is the
creepiest thing I have that first scenein my entire life. Think I'm up.
Oh that is dangerous. My boyfriendwas like, take a video so
you can show era because I'm runninglate. At this point, I was
like, I'm late for work.I don't even care. I've never seen
a snake that being in person before. If he asked me to marry him
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tomorrow, I will say yes.He is my hero. I left we
sleep naked. He's naked on theporch killing the snake, and I'm driving
to work. Steak Daddy has nowbecome snake Daddy. So it's two snakes
outside it right now, right likewhat the hell? Can't believe he didn't
laugh at that, Yes, steakDaddy, snake Daddy. All the thing
stuck in my head is he's sleeping. Nick will forever kill the snakes in
(03:01):
my life, and I love himfor the rest of my life. For
that, Snake Daddy, you aremy beast. Snake Dad. I will
marry you because he killed the snakes. Stake Daddy turned into snake Daddy.
You can't do a remix Today.His name is Steake. Daddy called the
show. We're giving away tickets toStephen steven Sanchez. If you want to
play Super Easy Trivia eight three threefive one, Bama is the number.
(03:23):
What the hell? It's what thehell headlines on the Alabama Shaw. A
correctional officer was arrested after stealing Pokemoncards from Walmart while he was in his
uniform. Why how dare you stealPokemon card? Guess where this happens?
Yes, now, Calhoun County,Alabama. I'm serious, Obama. He's
(03:46):
now a former correctional officer. Hewas arrested for stealing Pokemon cards from a
local Walmart. He had just finishedhis shift at the county jail and he
was still in his uniform. He'scaught on surveillance cameras taking the individual Pokemon
cards from their packages and putting himin his pockets. Misdemeanor, and it
costs you your job. Probably itdid cost him his job. He got
(04:08):
fired when the Walmart employees confronted him. He ran from the store on foot.
He was found at a restaurant inOxford. Then he was arrested and
charged with theft. In his beautiformpeople even still collect Pokemon cards Calhoun County.
They did I see that? Whyhow you're listening to Alabama in the
(04:28):
morning. It's fun demand If youmissed it, we killed a copperhead while
my boyfriend killed a copperhead snake infront of my house this morning before I
came to work. And now deJanuary you're giggling. Yeah, stuff about
copper head. What did you justread? If you see a copperhead snake,
it says in big and bold,leave it alone, don't touch it.
They attack when they feel threatened.We killed it today, thank god,
(04:51):
with a eight foot poll. Howabout this? Since we're gonna play
super easy Trivia next, why don'tyou be the game master today and you
ask snake question? Thank God?Yes, I will do that. We're
gonna play next super easy Trivia withthe yellabashaw Amanda. Good morning. Where
you calling from? Pell City?Oh? What's going on in pell City
(05:13):
this morning? I'm on my wayto work. Where do you work?
What do you do? I avally learning center. I'm a preschool teacher.
Oh okay, back to school?Thank you for what will you do?
We love you, We appreciate youso super easy trivia should be fun
today, but we're doing it different. D January is the game master.
I'm ready, and it is allquestions about snakes since there is a freaking
(05:38):
snake in my yard this morning.No, I don't snake there, girl
me either. I hope you canget these questions right. We're burning the
house down. It was a copperhead. I can't do it. I'm burning
the cabin down. Don't do that. Okay, let's do it. Bama
is my lifeline and her snake daddy. Hi. Yes, I will be
(05:59):
your life and if you ever havea snake at your house, we will
call my boyfriend snake Daddy to therescue. Call me. Ain't doing nothing,
air screaming and running. I'll takecare of you, all right.
Question number one? Question number one? Should you run if you see a
snake? What? No, justmade this up? Even alone. It's
(06:24):
what is it? It says no, you should not. You should stop
and stay steel. This is hGive me give us Question number two?
All right? What snake has arattle at the end of his tail?
A rattle? Say good job?Also very poisonous. Also, do not
touch Call snake daddy. He willkill it. He will cut its head
(06:46):
off. Yeah right, this wouldbe the greatest name for a snake removal
business. Okay, right, let'ssee if you know this from This is
easy? What snake had a movienamed after the minute? Featured j Lo
and ice Cube. This is noteasy. That is so easy. Yeah,
(07:08):
come on, that movie Snakes ona Plane. Why would I ask
about that because everybody knows that snakemovie. The movie is called Anaconda.
Oh, dear God, here,come on, you win, you win
just for calling the show playing inthe game. I love you. Congratulations.
(07:32):
We're gonna give you tickets to StevenSanchez. Oh that is awesome.
Thank you. It's three things youneed to know. Are you ready for
the Just Show Up Show? I'msuper ready for it. I'm ready to
I'm excited for your set. Yeah, because you plan on crashing here right.
D January convinced the Boss to lethim DJ ten minutes set at our
(07:54):
Just Show Up show or park inMontavella, Charlie on a Friday. Lovely
the band Easton Corbyn, all theartists per forming and a few more and
Earra is gonna dj a ten minuteset. Era is like he made a
rider. This is like his timeto shine. He asked for a golf
cart and bell air and all thesethings, and I am gonna crash or
(08:16):
set. It's gonna be great.You can crash because I said I need
three beautiful ladies standing behind me,so you could be one of the ladies.
I'm gonna roll down a poster ofthree of me right behind you that
says Alabama is awesome, and allthree of us are giving a thumbs up.
You don't have time to set thatup. I am gonna have the
sound guy turn your volume down andgive me a microphone, and I'm just
(08:37):
gonna walk on and do a tenminute stand up comedy set before Charlie on
a Friday. Will you do that? I'll be like Aara. I know
this is great, but Alabama isthe best stand up comedian of all time.
I'm gonna Kanye West. You sohard to tell me joked. It's
free to get in right, justshow up. It's in Manavelo or park.
It's gonna be good. More atthe Alabama Show dot com. Yeah,
(09:00):
did you see that Pink changed herlyrics to pay tribute to Britney Spears.
She was doing a show in DetroitWednesday, night because Britney's in the
middle of a divorce right now,and Samsgari filed for divorce and he is
making all these claims about her.People are giving Britney such a hard time.
And I know Britney looks crazy onInstagram, but leave this girl along.
(09:20):
She has had a lifelong of crap. So her song Don't let Me
Get Me Pinks, the lyrics actuallysay, tired of being compared to Dan,
Britney spears, She's so pretty thatjust ain't me. Wednesday, when
she sang the song, she said, Damn, Britney spears. Sweet,
Britney spears, so she was likemaking it something sweet to Brittany instead of
(09:43):
talking smack. And I love theBritney that Pink did that. She's showing
her support. Yeah, he's tryingto train him because Britney's trending. That's
what it is. I don't know. I think she's just showing her support.
That's a great thing. Duncan nowhas their Pumpkin Spice flavors out.
Are you ready? It's full timebaby. I knew it was Duncan.
I I knew it. Pumpkin SpiceSignature Latte. They got the nutty pumpkin
coffee. I'm a nutty pumpkin coffeepumpkin bakery. They're they're they have a
(10:09):
maple sugar snacking bacon and maple sugarbacon breakfast sandwich. Can you say full
of sugar for me? Full ofsugar? It messes your abs up?
Who cares? You don't need anything? Nobody needs abs in the fall anyway,
You're wearing sweaters, yoga pants andugg boots. Who cares about your
damn abs in the fall. I'mgonna wrap up in a cozy sweater.
I'm gonna drink my pumpkin spice latte, and I'm gonna decorate my house with
(10:31):
pumpkins because Halloween, baby, ohcoause, so you know when bodies are
really made. Bodies are made inthe fall. My body looks great.
Steak Daddy likes me naked. Idon't need abs. That's three things you
need to know. More at theAlabama Show dot com on the Alabama Shaw.
If you ever have any drama inyour life, we want to hear
(10:52):
it. Batman is here. Erathinks that he is Batman. You see
the tattoo? Call the show eightthree three five. Obama as the number
or text the keyword Alabama and yourdrama to three zero three eight two.
It could be about bad coworkers.It could be dating drama. It could
be in laws. I don't caremoney problems too, Lacy, good morning.
(11:13):
Who's the pain in your bet rightnow? Oh? The pain in
my butt is my ex? Oh? What is your ex doing? We
have a kid together? So yeah, like I had to take him to
court and ex husband or ex boyfriend? I guess boyfriend because we are not
married. Okay, so why'd youtake him to court? He wants to
see his kid and I get that, but also needs to understand like boundaries
(11:37):
and we need to have a schedule. So what's he doing just popping up
at the house willy nilly every everyother day too. He wanted to,
and I was like, absolutely not. You're just gonna disregulate the whole thing.
Aara's huffing and puffing. Your dad, You went through this something like
this, And I feel like,as a parent, a man has the
right to pop up when it cutsdown to his key. If you feel
(12:00):
something isn't right, let me askyou this. But that Okay, there's
a caveat though, if if ifhe feels like something that's not But if
he is using that as an excuseevery time, like does does her schedule
not matter? Like if she's gotto go to work and she's running out
the door and all of a suddenyou pull up and you're like, oh,
I want to see my kid andit's like, sorry, kids on
the way to the babysitter, Igot I gotta be at work in thirty
(12:22):
minutes. Is that okay? Yes, it's still okay. First, well,
you gotta make money to pay forthe kids food, which comes first
call the show. This is whyI'm not co parenting with anybody, and
I have no kids. Eight threethree five one. Bama is the number
(12:46):
or texts the key word Alabama andyour message to three zero three eight two.
You're listening to Alabama in the morninghold on demand. Lacy is having
custody issues with her ex, andher ex keeps just popping up at the
house wanting to see his kid anera. You're like, that should be
fine. It should be I mean, you're the parent, okay, but
(13:07):
you gotta make a plan a schedule, so I can't just pop a bit
of house Maam if I want something, no absolutely not. I may not.
I may be naked, I maybe naked chasing chickens. No,
you gotta tell somebody. Eight threethree five one. Bama is the number
if you've ever gone through custody issuesand have advice for Lacy, or you
can text the keyword Alabama and yourmessage to three zero eight two Kelly,
(13:30):
Good morning. What do you thinkI'm so glad I didn't have any kids
with my ex? I mean,there's so many people listening to the show
saying that, So, Era,if you had custody and your ex was
popped up all the time, wouldthat be okay with you? I wouldn't
mind. As long as she runsit by me. That's a good point.
Okay, that's the key thing.As long as she runs it by
you, not just popping up.Yeah, so then that's not popping up
(13:54):
anymore. That's making an appointment andsetting a schedule. I mean, and
I and she's right. The kidneeds some consistency. Children need consistency,
and you can't just pop up anytimebecause also you're not together anymore. Mom
might have something else going on too, or somebody else going on. Hey,
consistency is popping up. Ears consistency. No, it's not. It's
(14:18):
not. It's not. It's beingrandom. It's random. Yeah, you
can get a schedule. Consistency isI'm getting him this weekend, or I'm
taking her to this event later on. But just popping up going hey,
I want to get my kid.That's not consistency. I love you,
Kelly, thank you for calling theshow. I love you. Guys.
(14:39):
Have a great weekend, you too. Happy Friday, Happy Friday. What
the hell? It's what the hellheadlines on the lashaw. Drunk US tourists
were caught sleeping on the Eiffel Tower. Why you sounds like a hell of
a night. This is you whenyou're on vacation. Is I've got the
(15:00):
Eiffel Tower. I've never been outthere way though. Well, I've gotten
drunk facetimes from you in Vegas.You can do it on the mini Eiffel
Tower. This happened in Paris,France. He can't do it on the
media Affel towers to American tourists werefound asleep on the Afful Tower Monday morning
after getting drunk and running from securitythe night before. What they did is
they bought a ticket and then theyhopped the security marriers and then went to
(15:22):
the top of the tower and thenfell asleep. How did they not roll
off the top of the tower anddie? That's what I was going to
actually drunk. So how can't youeven function property? Oh? I don't
know why? How? You's threethings you need to know. Okay,
don't forget our just show up showthis Sunday. We're two days away.
I'm ready for it. Or parkMonevella Charlie on a Friday, Easton Corbin
(15:43):
Lovely the band. It's free toget in, no tickets, all ages.
You could be five, you couldbe ninety five. Come say hello.
This could be great weather too.It will be a great show.
Let's talk about Brittany again. Sams Gary's divorce papers have been filed and
so now we have a little bitmore infant. He made their separation date
(16:08):
July twenty eight, twenty twenty thirty, so it's been a couple of weeks.
According to the papers, he citedor reconcilable differences. He's asking for
spousal support and wants her to payall of his legal face. Of course
he does. Did you know she'sforty one and he's twenty nine. This
is why you don't date somebody morethan ten years younger than you because they're
(16:30):
going to divorce you and try totake all your money. He's an idiot.
He nobody knew who he was untilhe married Brittany. And if you
watch all their videos and stuff together, anyway, he doesn't look like he's
in love with her. He lookslike, oh, I just married Britney
Spears haha. And he used itto launch his career and then he got
a bunch Instagram followers and now he'sdone with the crazy and so he's like,
(16:52):
I'm gonna divorce you give me allyour money. And he's just claiming
crazy because everybody already thinks she's crazybecause she just pushed stupid dancing videos on
her Instagram and I hate them.Oh my god, did you just go
on a rent in thirty seconds?You know what I beg to differ from
that. We're praying for you,Britney. I feel like he saw who
she was and he couldn't help her, and he couldn't deal with it.
(17:14):
At the end of the day,it is Britney Spears who don't like Britney
Spears. Yeah, who does notlike Britney spears. So why is he
divorcing him at her because he usedher for her money? Oh my god?
Who The Gulf of Mexico is hittingrecord heat levels and it has a
huge impact on hurricane season. Thatwas some huge heat on that second break
right there, I know, HurricaneBama coming through. Let me tell you
(17:40):
why this is important that I'm gonnascience nerd out on you really quick.
So, the average water surface temperaturein the Gulf in July was two degrees
above normal fahrenheit. And what thismeans is, according to meteorologists, the
warmer the water is in the Gulfis kind of like adding gasoline to a
fire. Like the warm water fuelsthe hurricanes and makes them bigger. It
(18:03):
makes them more active, and itmakes hurricanes like we may have more hurricanes.
And you know, whenever there's ahurricane in the Golf or wherever we
get tornadoes in Alabama, we getall the spinoffs up here. So we
will be impacted too. I wishI could have took good class in high
school teacher just that. So,so what that means is tornado season is
(18:30):
on the way. Make sure youhave your safe space, get your helmet,
and I'm gonna go update my stormshelter at my cabin. Remind me
to bring you a red Apple Mondayto put on the disk. Please do
my favorite teachers. That was goodAlabama, Right, I will be teaching
a course on Britney Spears divorces orBreakup? Oh could you see me as
(18:52):
a divorce lawyer in court? OhLord, we're gonna get yelled at because
my boss was gonna say, thisis the part of the time break where
you get out and you just letpeople Sam. Why did you really marry
Brittany? You'd be Sam, You'dbe Brittany's ex husband. I mean,
who don't like Brittany? She's hot? Then why are you trying to take
(19:12):
her money? I'm twenty nine.How big did your career jump after you
married Brittany? I gotta with twomillion followers in three days? Who knew
who you are before you married BritneySpears? God knew who I was.
How much money are you making nowversus then? Well, thanks to a
couple of rappers on ig posting herdance videos. What are you going to
use your spousal support for to launchmy YouTube channel? That's great? Things
(19:37):
you need to know more at theAlabama Show dot Com, catch up with
Alabama in the morning on the iHeartRadioapp or wherever you listen to podcasts.
You have been laughing. You've beengiggling all mornings. Why why is it
gonna be? Why is it gonnabe? Actually, don't let me change
the question. Okay, let meset this up. EA all week long
(20:00):
has been saying, Oh, Igot you, Yeah, I got you,
finally get you. Finally I'm gonnasurprise because I always give you a
hard time? Is this why you'redoing this? You're damn right? And
I was like, we got asurprise. I got one for you,
and he's been trying to get myhead all weak. But the funny thing
is behind the scenes off the year, Era will always try to scare me
(20:22):
and it never works. Oh hey, every time you like jump out behind
the rail and the door and you'llbe like, dum, I didn't get
it. You're a pro at radio. You've been doing this for so long
it's almost like you're impossible to getto scare the whole nine. So like
that, I finally feel like Ihave something that's gonna just put me above
that that caliber challenge. Except yes, I'm ready. Are you ready for
(20:44):
the surprise? I've been telling him. I'm like, you gotta make it
good. Well, this is goodto me. Do it? What are
you doing? Since we started thisshow, it's been going for two years,
and literally I watch you every morningcome in with coffee. Yeah,
you ever miss a heartbeat? AndI also notice when you come in,
you always have to go relieve yourself. If you get my drilled, I
(21:08):
go to the bathroom. Yes,schedule. Since this week, I have
counted every time you had left youhave left this room to go to the
bathroom. Go do it whatever.Because here's the thing. I put my
coffee in the fraser because when theice starts to melt, I don't want
it to water the coffee down.So I'll go put it in the fraser
(21:29):
for about twenty minutes, then goback and get it out right. So
let's do this. Monday, youleft this room thirteen times, and that's
including when you left Tuesday twelve times, a weirdo, Wednesday ten times,
okay, Thursday eleven times, andFriday, which is today, makes five.
(21:49):
And this is a total of fiftyone times this week. Now I've
made it easier for you So thisis how I'm gonna save you. You're
a coffee. Let's start there.I went and got you a surprise so
you will not have to leave thisroom and I'm gonna walk out of here.
Is it a mini fridge out here? Did you get me a mini
fridge? Am I about to marryyou? Oh? Is this a mini
(22:14):
fridge? Oh? My god?You got a mani fridge? You see
the right here? You are likeOprah Brah? Did you call me Oprah?
You get a mini fridge? Youget a MEI? Oh? I
love you right now? Did yousteal that from the boss? It looks
like the mini fridge that was inthe boss's old office. No it's not,
but Meg from the Bull provided thevibes for me for that. So
(22:38):
this stays here for you. That'sfreaking awesome to help and also something to
help when you have to go tothe bathroom. I got you sweet?
Is it a Katherine? I wantyou to open up this barrel at a
box? Black bottle boys? Weare in here, Ara just shout out
his side hustle. I was aplague. Why did you take it?
(23:00):
Because I tried to make you looknice? Okay, Oh dear God,
Now, what's in the box?All right? The favorite? Don't throw
it soling from Mark? Sure areyou in here? And I'll tell you
why the picture of me isn't there? Hang on, okay, fabrice fresh
baked vanilla. I got some freshbaked vanilla for you. Okay, Oh
(23:23):
wash your hands, emms. Yes, God know you like chocolate. I
do like chocolate. And what isthe rose? What's the rose for?
Man? That bother is for whenyou feel proud and after you were relaxed.
This is so weird. This isalso like people are listening in the
car with their kids going on,don't need to hear about the bathroom habbits?
And then why did you give mea jacked up thing with your face
(23:51):
on it? I gave you thatso you can hang in the house to
say, Oh my god, Ijust love air. He's the best.
He got me a fridge, isn'tit awesome? Look at it? It's
actually wearing a Lakers' jersey too.And I got a serious look on my
face. You always making fun ofmy pictures? Eight three three five bamas
the number you got one for yourself? Now, I love you. Thanks
(24:12):
for the friend. You're welcome.You were listening to Alabama in the Morning
on demand. Oh, I'm readyto go. You're ready to get out
of here? Yes? Are you? Yes? It's the weekend. Don't
forget our just show up show onSunday. We'll be there. Era's djaying
is set. Will he stay stagedive? Will he not? Will he
have a job on Monday? Willhe not stage diving? Anyway? I
(24:33):
will have a job because I'm not. I'm gonna stand in the middle and
route you on. I'm gonna gostage dub stage job. Oh, I'm
gonna make signs. I'm gonna makesigns and stand in the crowd that make
them say like funny things to youfor you to see while you're djaying.
Or what if I get a biggranny? What if I go get some
of may Mall's painties? Why wouldyou do them on stage at you while
you're performing the Nightmare? I cannotwait for Sunday. Don't mess up my
(24:57):
set. We will see you Sundayor Park and monta Ella for free.
Just show up show or we'll beback Monday morning. Yeah, I'll be
back you want Okay? Thanks?Thanks, thanks for listening to Alabama in
the Morning on demand,
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