August 23, 2023 • 27 mins
Alabama is watching something new on Netflix. Misty is having some drama in a groupchat with friends from college in todays Dear Era. DJ New Era is confused about his son getting a job. PLUS why women love Bad Boys in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Have you started watching the Johnny
Depp and Amber Heard thing on Netflix? The documentary? It's a documentary.
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Oh yes, I didn't see this, so you haven't. Oh it's so
good. I'm checked out of Netflix. They haven't watched Netflix in months.
Why. I just found pleasure watchingHBO Max. Now I can't help me
Disney Princess movies. Okay, doyou not have Netflix because Netflix stopped password
sharing and you were on your parentsNetflix and now you got kicked off.
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I have Netflix on my TV andmy appad still using my momem's account.
Okay, So the Amber Heard andJohnny Depp trial is now a documentary and
they're doing their testimony side by sideand then all the social media commentary because
this was like the biggest thing thathappened, what two years ago, year
and a half ago, year anda half ago. This documentary it's a
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bunch of different episodes. I finishedthe first episode yesterday. It is so
good. Are you watching the Wijaboo? I want to know, No,
I'm watching it by myself. Iwant to know if Johnny Depp paid for
this, because it makes Johnny Depplook so good and Amber heard looks so
bad, which still did the trial. But I don't think he would have
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had to pay for that. Imean, he's already out in the media,
I know. But whoever paid toproduce the documentary and have the documentary
made like they are definitely a JohnnyDepp fan. If it was not Johnny
Depp greatest pr stunt ever, No, watch so good. This is going
to be a spinoff and NIX isgoing to be Britney Spears. Dude.
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If they're I have if Netflix canmake a documentary out of it, they
will make a documentary about everything.There will be a documentary about who's the
girl that just faked her kidnapping inHoover? Collie? Am I saying?
All right Collie Russell? Yeah,yeah, yeah, she'll have one.
I can't wait for that one.Oh God, you know what they need
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to do one of your love life. They need to do one of all
the animals at my cabin anyway,Still morning, the Loss of your Chicken?
Call the show, Good morning?How is your day going? Are
you watching this? Johnny Depp?Everhard thing? Eight three five one Bama
is the number is what the hell? Headlined on the Alabama Shaw. A
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man accidentally shot his girlfriend in thefoot at the fair. Whit what it
was? An accident? Guess whereit happened. Just gotta be Florida.
No, it wasn't Florida. Happenedin Kentucky. Kentucky. He had an
unsecured handgun in his waist. Itwent off when he tried to catch it
when the gun slipped out of hiswaistband. Here's other people at the fair
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talking about what happened. Thanks happened, got us dropped? It messed up
her foot a little bit, butshe'll probably all aren't really what are they
on here? Be like a littlecheck in so like to know everybody that
has one and everybody in and out, just so there's no confusion. Okay,
why do you need a gun atthe state fair? You're gonna be
riding rides, playing games. Justyou don't know you know where we are
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from, right? You think thegirl broke up with him? Oh?
Come on, you shot somebody inthe foot. Do you think his girlfriend
broke up with Why you are listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand?
All right? You ready to testyour super easy trivia skills. Let's go
this is fourth grade trivia today andhonor him back to school. Here's your
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question? Are you ready here?Yes? The number of rings in a
tree trunk tells you what about atree? I don't know what it is?
Yeah, how do you not knowthat? This is like a magical
question. It is not magical.The rings in a tree trunk? You
never learned this in fourth grade?Oh Fairfield. The number of rings in
a tree trunk tells you how olda tree is. Who pays attention and
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stuff like this? I doing yourself. That's how the game works. We're
gonna play next Super Easy Trivia withthe Yellama Michew, Good morning, Tasha.
What are you doing right now?I'm at work. Where do you
work? What do you do?I work it okayg Energy of fuel hauling
company. I do payroll. Ohyes, you manage people money. Everybody
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loves the payroll person. I do, except for payday if your check is
wrong? Exactly are you calling toplay super easy Trivia? I am.
Here's how it works. I givethe questions. Stejanuarra is your lifeline today.
The theme is fourth grade trivia andhonor of back to school. This
is hard. Are you ready?I'm ready. I think we all know.
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Era. If he thinks fourth gradetrivia is hard, don't use me,
Tasha. Look it's been a whileI might need you. Here's the
question. Number one? What isthe third planet from the Sun? Oh
goodness, there's a very famous TVshow about it, third rock from the
Sun. I think I know?Uh, Jupiter, Tasha. Do you
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want to take a guess? Jupiteris not it? What is it?
I don't know? Earth? Earthis the third rock from the Sun.
Third rock from the Sun. Theyall landed on Earth just on the show
You get it? I say,we live on this planet. Didn't you
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have gotten it? Number two?How many stripes are on the American flag?
Now this is hard and this isfourth grade trivia. And when I
found this question, I was like, oh, I forgot this. I
think I know it, Tasha,So what is it? Three? You
think there are three stripes on theAmerican flag? Era stripes on the American
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flag red, white, and blue? Five? Is it right? Either?
There are thirteen stripes on the Americanflag. The thirteen stands for the
colonies for the Yeah, er,oh god, this has been a work.
Here we go last. This isterrible. I'm telling you this is
easier. What holiday do you dressup for and go door to door and
get candy? That is it?Also, there are no losers on Super
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Easy Trivia. Tasha, Oh girl, thank you. You just wanted congratulations.
You got tickets to Lana del Reyin Huntsville September twenty first. Also,
don't tell anybody that you work withbecause they'll be like, oh,
my paycheck was short, give meyour tickets. Thank you. There's three
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things you need to know. Ihave to correct something I said on the
radio yesterday. Okay, I waswrong and I need to fix it.
I went through the Starbucks drive throughthis morning and I was like, oh,
hey, where's the pumpkin spice lattes? Because my BARRISTI told me it
would have been out today. Shegoes, I messed up. It's really
tomorrow. You got it wrong,So pumpkin spice lattes are tomorrow, not
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today. You bring any a song? Right? Have fun? No,
you said you didn't want any.I mean I don't mean I want to
smell it. I'm not gonna buyseven dollars coffee just for you to smell
for you though I can smell yours. Uh No, like my chocolate cream
Culpery. We know you like yourchocolate. Britney Spears and Sam as Garry
have already figured out how they're gonnasplit their dogs in the divorce. Who
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gets what? You know? It'sofficial when you're splitting up the dogs.
They have five dogs together. Samis only going to keep one of them.
He's going to keep the Doberman,and Doberman's name is Porsche. Porsche.
Britney is going to keep the otherfour, which is an Australian Shepherd
named Sawyer, a Yorkie named Hannah, and then two other small dogs.
He got off easy. He gotone dog. Yeah, that's great.
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He got the big ones. Shegot all the small ones. You know,
I prefer big dogs for me.I prefer this. They say about
guys who only get big dogs.They're making up for something. Oh,
I don't think that applies to me. My dog is medium. Did you
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really just say that? Okay?Why women like bad boys? Solid medium
boy? Yes you are, so. You can't compete with a bad boy
or already one anyway, according tothe experts. And I don't know how
I feel about this article. WhyWomen Love bad Boys. I'm gonna give
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you three reasons. Then I'm gonnatell you how to compete. Number one.
Why we like bad boys. Welike challenges. Totally true. I
like a challenge. You liked fora man to challenge you? Yes?
Number two. Mentally, yes,it's just a challenge. Okay. Number
two. Women want to feel special. If we think we can change a
bad boy into a good boy,it makes us feel special. Also,
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this never works. I have beena serial bad boy dater. I finally
have a good guy. Don't doit. It's a waste your time.
Sounds like control of me. Numberthree. Women want to help the bad
boy. We like helping bad boys, like when they're in trouble and we
come in and rescue them, likebail him out of jail or something.
She sure bail him out of jail, do whatever. Give them rides when
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they lose name drivers. Yeahs minewhen I was in college. So yeah,
I know. Here's how to competewith a bad boy, all the
good guys out there. And yesit works because I have been converted from
bad boys to good guys and Iwould never go back to a bad boy.
Number one, Give your girl abit of a challenge. Don't be
somebody that she can walk all over. That's where the challenge is. Don't
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say yes to everything, like voiceyour opinions, don't just be the yes
man. That is how you challengea girl. Okay, number two.
Make her feel special. Not inthe way that we are changing you.
But here's how you can make awoman feel special. Listen when she don't
tune us out, pay attention towhat we say, er, ask her
questions about herself. Okay, andmake a point to get along with her
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friends. I don't know about theirfriend part. Well, what's wrong with
the girls you date? It's friends. Some of them can be judgmental.
It's like when you have a problemrelationship. Girls talk and they only hill
one side. Just make friends withthem. Then when you make friends,
you can tell your side of thestory. Okay, I'm private, last
one. Let her help you.Ask your girl for advice on like what
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twear to a wedding or whatever.Like whenever you need help, ask a
girl for advice. We like tohelp to and it'll make us feel good
and it'll help our helping instincts.Okay, so I can ask you for
help, disperteen, you're my girl. I need help. I need help
picking out an outfit to wear tonight. Okay, I'll pick you out outfit.
I already did that. I didthat for Rock the Suse and this
is now. Okay. That's threethings you need to know Maria at the
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Alabama Show dot com me on theAlabama Shaw. I want you to think
about all the drama in your life. I have none. It could be
co workers, it could be oh, you have drama. You have drama
with your son, it could bedrama with your parents, dating drama.
Whatever it is called the show eightthree, three five one, Bamma.
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We want to help you out indear Era. That's why we do this
segment, missy, good morning.What's your drama? We have like a
group chat drama? Recently, what'sthe group chat drama? Who wait first,
who's in the group chat? Sothe girls in the group chat are
just friends. Well, so I'mgonna I'm gonna grab student program and the
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group chat. You know, atfirst, it was like everybody in our
cohort was in the group chat,and then everybody started to kind of realize
like who they were friends with andwho they like. Right, you got
a bunch of dudes from college ina group chat don't you a lot?
And it is a lot of mixedemotions in that chat. What's the drama?
Well, so we got a messagefrom another part woman that was like,
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Hey, these two people know thatthey're not in the group chat anymore,
and you're being basically like mean girls, when in reality, we just
don't like those two people anymore.What are you saying? Nothing, We're
just hanging out. We're not talkingabout anybody in the group chat. It's
the people who got excluded from thechat because they were jerked. So you
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put them out of the chat becausethey were jerks, But are they any
assets to the group chat when itcomes down to organizing? So we created
a separate chat without them. Wedidn't like cut them out of the chat.
If that makes up? What didthey say to be excluded? What
was making them be chers? Well, one person got caught in the lies
multiplies and another person is just kindof a bit of what was the lie?
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Oh God, just likeke lies aboutjust making up stuff like compulsive lying,
like saying she, oh gosh,what's fun that I could tell you?
Oh? She says that her fianceleft her and she doesn't know why.
Wait a minute, somebody had totell them that there is a new
group chat without them, because howdo they know about the new group chat?
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The girl that told us, well, she never admitted that she told
them about the group chat, buthe told them about the group chat.
So there's a snitch in the group'sspy sits in the group. Are you
going to create a third group chatwithout the other girl? Now it's already
been made? Oh my god?Why do women go through this? Men
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do it too? You you haven'tcut anybody out of the men's group chat.
Er, we deal with it,though, we don't just cut somebody's
How do you deal with it?We faced the problem here on by saying,
yeah, what the problem? Isthere a problem? I don't have
time to create multiple chats for thesame thing we're talking about in the first
chat, but the first chat goesaway. You don't do the first chat.
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Anybody want somebody in the chat,just kick him out. That's what
they just did. They they starteda new chat, but you didn't.
She didn't tell them. You don'thave to. You have to, You
don't owe it. If you starta new chat without the minute, you
don't know them because they ain't partof the chat. Anymore. But you
owe people the respect they deserve calledthe chew. They don't deserve respect.
They lost. They didn't earn therespect, they lost the respect, right.
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Yeah. And it's not like itwas like personality differences. It wasn't
like conflict, you know what Imean. Like if it was conflicts would
work it out. But it wasliterally just like people weren't vibing. Okay,
call the chat. Who has theworst group chat? That's listening right
now? Because we all deal withgroup chats. I had a group chat
with a lot of neighbors on Facebookone time, and we all started talking
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smack about everybody. We had toend the group chat. What's your group
chat drama? Eight three three fiveone? BAMA is the number. You
were listening to Alabama in the morningand demand we're talking about who is in
the worst group chat ever? BecauseMisty just called in some grape chat drama
yea spicy drama. BAMA is thenumber because we've all done something dumb in
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a grape chat or seen something dumbhappened in a group chat. Kelly,
good morning. I love group chat, Oh girl, I do not.
I guess I didn't put enough sarcasmin that statement. But so we had
one sibling who was going through areally rough time. Her husband was in
hospice and things like that. Sothe rest of us were in a group
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chat of course, talking about herand this, that and the other thing.
None of us were a huge fanof her husband. We're all ready
for him to die anyway. Yeyeah, just not a huge fan for
good reasons. But anyway, soonce he passed, well, once I
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got closer time, we started anothergroup chat and included her so she wouldn't
feel left out and that kind ofstuff. And but she still has like
she doesn't even have a smartphone,and again it's so so she wasn't We
thought she was like she's not gettingany of these anyway. Well, one
of my siblings accidentally said something abouther husband on the group with the one
with all six of us, andshe was like wait what we're like,
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Oh, she didn't realize it wasthe group chat with the the person that
was in it now talking. Ohthat's yeah. I'm like, oh,
yeah, we're all you know,we're we're family and we know how you
are about family. So yeah,we we're good, but we we I
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think my other sibling played it offas Oh, no, I thought that
that was going to somebody else.Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh lord,
yeah, so you have to makesure you label your group chats were
carefully. Yeah, do you notpost in this one? I love it,
Kelly, thanks for calling. Loveyou guys. By is what the
hell headlined on the Alabama Shaw Awoman Spike demands drink with bug spray after
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meeting him. I'm at the bar. Why how are you? She's looking
to go to jail? Oh,she went to jail. Guess where this
one happened? Is it Florida?Oh? Florida. Woman Veronica, twenty
nine years old poisoned a guy.He came to her house after they met
at the bar. Then he gotsix, started throwing up, and she
said, oh yeah, by theway, I put roach spray in your
last two drinks. Yeah, shemustn't has my heart relationships, dude.
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He called nine one one, thecops came. They arrested her. She
wasn't home when they got there.They had a K nine track her down,
arrested her. She never gave areason for why she did this.
But what the hell? I feelbare for this guy? Why? How
are you. There's three things youneed to know. He trips to our
iHeartRadio Music Festival to see this hugeline of wait we are giving them away.
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Who all was performing Air Food Finders, Travis Scott, Miguel TLC,
L L Coo, Jayne Wayne.There you go anyway if you want to
win a trip your air Fairier hotelfor two nights, and you'll also win
a thousand dollars spending cash, allincluded. Listen for the keyword to win.
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We're gonna have several happen throughout theday today. I'm ready. Here's
why you're going to break your diet. I'm not breaking it over this.
For three days only, four daysonly, Crispy Cream Labor Day weekend is
bring me bringing back the strawberry glazedonuts. I'm not a fan. You're
not. I'm not a fan.I'll eat so many of them. I'll
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eat all the strawberry glazed donuts.Those things look delicious. It's the last
bite of summer. They're doing itover Labor Day weekend. I'm down strawberry
glazed donuts. Give me some icecream. I'll break my diet. I
don't care if you go buy somethingI'll try it. No, that's not
how this works. You just saidyou're going to break your diet, because
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well, no, I'm gonna eatthem all. They're all mine. Okay,
they are all mine. Oh,I can't wait. That's what they
all say. There's a very specialdrest born at Bright Zoo in Tennessee.
We're going to make a road tripLimestone, Tennessee. That is in the
top eastern corner in case you werewondering where that is in Tennessee. The
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giraffe is a fully brown spotless giraffe, fully brown, spotless artist beautiful,
no spots, they say. Draftexperts believe that she is the only solid
colored giraffe living anywhere in the world. Right here, within a drive away,
we can go visit her. Shedoes not have a name yet.
There have been previous reports of spotlessdrafts in the past, but they were
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all like the white color. Thisone is the first one that is a
solid color of like the brown,the color of giraffe spots. She's the
one. This is so cool.Let's do a road trip. We want
to do a road trip to Tennessee. You drive it, I'll go.
I'll go see the giraffe. Noyou drive, you got the cars.
Come on fast and furious, Baby, we won't make it. That's say
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things you need to know, willmake you know we won't. More at
the Alabama Show dot com, here'swhat's coming up next on the Alabama Show.
All week long, we're giving awaytickets to Pentatonics for what's awesome and
what is also awesome is Earra tryingto be Pentatonics. I got your tickets
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right here. If you want towin, call the show right now eight
three three five oh one Bama.They'll be at the b JCC. What
December seventeenth, seventeenth correct, callthe show. Thanks for listening to Alabama
in the morning on demand. Doa Pentatonics impersonation, but sing about the
show like say the name of theshow. The y Alabama Show comes on
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Monday through Friday. Alabama lowsome chickens, we are the worst anyway Pentatonics or
giving away tickets all wak long,December seventeenth at the BJCC eight three three
five one Bama is the number tocall and win. Elizabeth, good morning,
where are you calling from? Uhburman KM? What are you doing?
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I am all my wady from mybraaby off at my in laws so
I can go to work make thatmoney. Where do you work? What
do you do? I'm an officemanager for a pediatric oxygenal therapy office.
Here's the question. Do you payyour in laws to babysit? Are you
getting a free babysitter out of yourin laws? I am getting a free
baby your bless that's what's awesome.Okay, yea Elizabeth tell Era the amazingness
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of Pentatonics. How much do youlove them? I love them and actually
my husband is obsessed with him.It's what he plays for our baby.
Wait, what what's not when youcosme from work? Oh? He plays
them for your baby. Yes,oh that is the greatest. Well,
you know what er you want tosay it? You tell her? You
are right when you want. Now, you got to take a break.
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Here's the Are you gonna take yourhusband to Pentatonics? Are you gonna take
your baby? Baby? But itmight be a little loud for him.
Absolutely, just call the in lawstell him their babysitting. On December seventeenth
and thank you for listening to theshow. Thank you so much. Catch
up on Alabama in the Morning onthe iHeartRadio apps or wherever you listen to
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podcasts. Dejanuarra, good morning.Tell me how hard being a dad is?
Super hard? Thanks for listening tothe Alabama Show. I'm Alabama.
De January. What's up? DJanuary's son is eighteen years old, graduated
high school last year. Successful.He is a famous YouTuber and TikToker successful.
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Why are you mad at him?Last earlier this week he made the
crime Stoppers page. Yeah as awhole another story for one of his flyers
on YouTube. Or he's a YouTuberand TikTok already made a flyer about it,
and he wanted to do whatever you'vebeen Tell me some of the things
you've been trying to get your sonto do over the past year. Oh,
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wow, driver's license is one.Let's see bank account? We did
that? Did he get the bankaccount? Yeah, but it's at some
time. And then what's the thingthat you've been trying to get him to
do the last two weeks? Geta job? You drove him around,
drove him around in the car lookingfor a job and teaching him how to
drive while in the process of doingit. And when you went to pick
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him up to drive him around toapply for jobs. He came out in
a chain chains in a YouTube sticklike a selfie stick. He was videotaping
this Cordy and you're mad at him. Upset, so all day yesterday,
behind the scenes off the air,Eric kept going, this boy better make
this job interview today. He hadan interview yesterday. He was like,
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if his mom don't take him,if you don't get out of bed,
I'm gonna kill him. I wasmad live it. You were worried if
he was going to make it?Yes, I was. Hang on,
I gotta get all my sounders readybecause I got either way because I do
not know the answer to this,and I've been dying to know all morning.
Did January yes, Alabama? Didyour son make it to the job
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interview yesterday? I don't know.How do you not know? Okay,
how do you not know? Hetold me he did. But well then
that's it. Yes, you gottahear me out. Do you think he's
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lying to you? Okay, here'swhy I think that that's a lie.
Oh no. We decided that hedidn't want to go to school. Me
and him decided that he doesn't wantto go to college. Okay, right,
So well, he decided yes,he did. You just agree with
his decision. Right. So Iget a text the other day from his
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mother and it's x read we nowhave a college freshman. He's at Lawson
State sitting in front of the registrationlike disk, So did he go to
school? I don't. This isthe thing so confused. I'm so confused
and stressed out about this. It'snot even funny anymore. This is an
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emotional role or because he is hegoing to college? Is he gonna get
a job of Well, he technicallycould do bad because my first year of
college, I had a full timejob and I paid for my first year
of college. Class started Monday,and he went down there to get all
that situated yesterday, which was Tuesday. So now here it is, you
already missed two days of class,and on top of that, we're going
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on vacation this weekend and you're gonnamiss two more days of class. Oh,
your son's going on vacation with you? Yes, So this is another
stress. So I'm like, didyou go to the job interview? I
went there, I got orientation.When I come back, I'm like,
you went to the job interview wearingthat he went to go to Walmart.
He was gonna get work at Walmart, which, by the way, is
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the greatest first job ever. Itwas my first job. Thank you Walmart.
Got a Walmart scholarship to jeff State. You are the best. I
got fire from Walmart. I betyou did. I did not proud of
it though. Well, I don'tknow about keep this updated. I'm trying.
I'm confused. Call the show.I need a shrink. What does
Aara need to do to his sonfor his son to his son? He
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can't ground him. He's too oldto be grounded. Eight three five one
Bama is the number you were listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand.
Okay, you gotta go. Followthe Alabama Show on Instagram, Twitter,
and Facebook. Good counting is postedon there. Oh yeah, the video
of our chicken funeral. Yeah andeara laughing at me because my dog killed
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Tommy lu the chicken. That bucketof fried chicken. Oh my god,
We're done. We'll see you tomorrow. Follow the Alabama Show later piece.
Thanks thanks for listening to Alabama inthe Morning on Demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Have you started watching the Johnny
Depp and Amber Heard thing on Netflix? The documentary? It's a documentary.
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Oh yes, I didn't see this, so you haven't. Oh it's so
good. I'm checked out of Netflix. They haven't watched Netflix in months.
Why. I just found pleasure watchingHBO Max. Now I can't help me
Disney Princess movies. Okay, doyou not have Netflix because Netflix stopped password
sharing and you were on your parentsNetflix and now you got kicked off.
(00:44):
I have Netflix on my TV andmy appad still using my momem's account.
Okay, So the Amber Heard andJohnny Depp trial is now a documentary and
they're doing their testimony side by sideand then all the social media commentary because
this was like the biggest thing thathappened, what two years ago, year
and a half ago, year anda half ago. This documentary it's a
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bunch of different episodes. I finishedthe first episode yesterday. It is so
good. Are you watching the Wijaboo? I want to know, No,
I'm watching it by myself. Iwant to know if Johnny Depp paid for
this, because it makes Johnny Depplook so good and Amber heard looks so
bad, which still did the trial. But I don't think he would have
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had to pay for that. Imean, he's already out in the media,
I know. But whoever paid toproduce the documentary and have the documentary
made like they are definitely a JohnnyDepp fan. If it was not Johnny
Depp greatest pr stunt ever, No, watch so good. This is going
to be a spinoff and NIX isgoing to be Britney Spears. Dude.
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If they're I have if Netflix canmake a documentary out of it, they
will make a documentary about everything.There will be a documentary about who's the
girl that just faked her kidnapping inHoover? Collie? Am I saying?
All right Collie Russell? Yeah,yeah, yeah, she'll have one.
I can't wait for that one.Oh God, you know what they need
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to do one of your love life. They need to do one of all
the animals at my cabin anyway,Still morning, the Loss of your Chicken?
Call the show, Good morning?How is your day going? Are
you watching this? Johnny Depp?Everhard thing? Eight three five one Bama
is the number is what the hell? Headlined on the Alabama Shaw. A
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man accidentally shot his girlfriend in thefoot at the fair. Whit what it
was? An accident? Guess whereit happened. Just gotta be Florida.
No, it wasn't Florida. Happenedin Kentucky. Kentucky. He had an
unsecured handgun in his waist. Itwent off when he tried to catch it
when the gun slipped out of hiswaistband. Here's other people at the fair
(02:51):
talking about what happened. Thanks happened, got us dropped? It messed up
her foot a little bit, butshe'll probably all aren't really what are they
on here? Be like a littlecheck in so like to know everybody that
has one and everybody in and out, just so there's no confusion. Okay,
why do you need a gun atthe state fair? You're gonna be
riding rides, playing games. Justyou don't know you know where we are
(03:14):
from, right? You think thegirl broke up with him? Oh?
Come on, you shot somebody inthe foot. Do you think his girlfriend
broke up with Why you are listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand?
All right? You ready to testyour super easy trivia skills. Let's go
this is fourth grade trivia today andhonor him back to school. Here's your
(03:34):
question? Are you ready here?Yes? The number of rings in a
tree trunk tells you what about atree? I don't know what it is?
Yeah, how do you not knowthat? This is like a magical
question. It is not magical.The rings in a tree trunk? You
never learned this in fourth grade?Oh Fairfield. The number of rings in
a tree trunk tells you how olda tree is. Who pays attention and
(03:58):
stuff like this? I doing yourself. That's how the game works. We're
gonna play next Super Easy Trivia withthe Yellama Michew, Good morning, Tasha.
What are you doing right now?I'm at work. Where do you
work? What do you do?I work it okayg Energy of fuel hauling
company. I do payroll. Ohyes, you manage people money. Everybody
(04:20):
loves the payroll person. I do, except for payday if your check is
wrong? Exactly are you calling toplay super easy Trivia? I am.
Here's how it works. I givethe questions. Stejanuarra is your lifeline today.
The theme is fourth grade trivia andhonor of back to school. This
is hard. Are you ready?I'm ready. I think we all know.
(04:42):
Era. If he thinks fourth gradetrivia is hard, don't use me,
Tasha. Look it's been a whileI might need you. Here's the
question. Number one? What isthe third planet from the Sun? Oh
goodness, there's a very famous TVshow about it, third rock from the
Sun. I think I know?Uh, Jupiter, Tasha. Do you
(05:05):
want to take a guess? Jupiteris not it? What is it?
I don't know? Earth? Earthis the third rock from the Sun.
Third rock from the Sun. Theyall landed on Earth just on the show
You get it? I say,we live on this planet. Didn't you
(05:27):
have gotten it? Number two?How many stripes are on the American flag?
Now this is hard and this isfourth grade trivia. And when I
found this question, I was like, oh, I forgot this. I
think I know it, Tasha,So what is it? Three? You
think there are three stripes on theAmerican flag? Era stripes on the American
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flag red, white, and blue? Five? Is it right? Either?
There are thirteen stripes on the Americanflag. The thirteen stands for the
colonies for the Yeah, er,oh god, this has been a work.
Here we go last. This isterrible. I'm telling you this is
easier. What holiday do you dressup for and go door to door and
get candy? That is it?Also, there are no losers on Super
(06:18):
Easy Trivia. Tasha, Oh girl, thank you. You just wanted congratulations.
You got tickets to Lana del Reyin Huntsville September twenty first. Also,
don't tell anybody that you work withbecause they'll be like, oh,
my paycheck was short, give meyour tickets. Thank you. There's three
(06:43):
things you need to know. Ihave to correct something I said on the
radio yesterday. Okay, I waswrong and I need to fix it.
I went through the Starbucks drive throughthis morning and I was like, oh,
hey, where's the pumpkin spice lattes? Because my BARRISTI told me it
would have been out today. Shegoes, I messed up. It's really
tomorrow. You got it wrong,So pumpkin spice lattes are tomorrow, not
(07:06):
today. You bring any a song? Right? Have fun? No,
you said you didn't want any.I mean I don't mean I want to
smell it. I'm not gonna buyseven dollars coffee just for you to smell
for you though I can smell yours. Uh No, like my chocolate cream
Culpery. We know you like yourchocolate. Britney Spears and Sam as Garry
have already figured out how they're gonnasplit their dogs in the divorce. Who
(07:30):
gets what? You know? It'sofficial when you're splitting up the dogs.
They have five dogs together. Samis only going to keep one of them.
He's going to keep the Doberman,and Doberman's name is Porsche. Porsche.
Britney is going to keep the otherfour, which is an Australian Shepherd
named Sawyer, a Yorkie named Hannah, and then two other small dogs.
He got off easy. He gotone dog. Yeah, that's great.
(07:51):
He got the big ones. Shegot all the small ones. You know,
I prefer big dogs for me.I prefer this. They say about
guys who only get big dogs.They're making up for something. Oh,
I don't think that applies to me. My dog is medium. Did you
(08:15):
really just say that? Okay?Why women like bad boys? Solid medium
boy? Yes you are, so. You can't compete with a bad boy
or already one anyway, according tothe experts. And I don't know how
I feel about this article. WhyWomen Love bad Boys. I'm gonna give
(08:37):
you three reasons. Then I'm gonnatell you how to compete. Number one.
Why we like bad boys. Welike challenges. Totally true. I
like a challenge. You liked fora man to challenge you? Yes?
Number two. Mentally, yes,it's just a challenge. Okay. Number
two. Women want to feel special. If we think we can change a
bad boy into a good boy,it makes us feel special. Also,
(08:58):
this never works. I have beena serial bad boy dater. I finally
have a good guy. Don't doit. It's a waste your time.
Sounds like control of me. Numberthree. Women want to help the bad
boy. We like helping bad boys, like when they're in trouble and we
come in and rescue them, likebail him out of jail or something.
She sure bail him out of jail, do whatever. Give them rides when
(09:20):
they lose name drivers. Yeahs minewhen I was in college. So yeah,
I know. Here's how to competewith a bad boy, all the
good guys out there. And yesit works because I have been converted from
bad boys to good guys and Iwould never go back to a bad boy.
Number one, Give your girl abit of a challenge. Don't be
somebody that she can walk all over. That's where the challenge is. Don't
(09:43):
say yes to everything, like voiceyour opinions, don't just be the yes
man. That is how you challengea girl. Okay, number two.
Make her feel special. Not inthe way that we are changing you.
But here's how you can make awoman feel special. Listen when she don't
tune us out, pay attention towhat we say, er, ask her
questions about herself. Okay, andmake a point to get along with her
(10:09):
friends. I don't know about theirfriend part. Well, what's wrong with
the girls you date? It's friends. Some of them can be judgmental.
It's like when you have a problemrelationship. Girls talk and they only hill
one side. Just make friends withthem. Then when you make friends,
you can tell your side of thestory. Okay, I'm private, last
one. Let her help you.Ask your girl for advice on like what
(10:31):
twear to a wedding or whatever.Like whenever you need help, ask a
girl for advice. We like tohelp to and it'll make us feel good
and it'll help our helping instincts.Okay, so I can ask you for
help, disperteen, you're my girl. I need help. I need help
picking out an outfit to wear tonight. Okay, I'll pick you out outfit.
I already did that. I didthat for Rock the Suse and this
is now. Okay. That's threethings you need to know Maria at the
(10:52):
Alabama Show dot com me on theAlabama Shaw. I want you to think
about all the drama in your life. I have none. It could be
co workers, it could be oh, you have drama. You have drama
with your son, it could bedrama with your parents, dating drama.
Whatever it is called the show eightthree, three five one, Bamma.
(11:15):
We want to help you out indear Era. That's why we do this
segment, missy, good morning.What's your drama? We have like a
group chat drama? Recently, what'sthe group chat drama? Who wait first,
who's in the group chat? Sothe girls in the group chat are
just friends. Well, so I'mgonna I'm gonna grab student program and the
(11:37):
group chat. You know, atfirst, it was like everybody in our
cohort was in the group chat,and then everybody started to kind of realize
like who they were friends with andwho they like. Right, you got
a bunch of dudes from college ina group chat don't you a lot?
And it is a lot of mixedemotions in that chat. What's the drama?
Well, so we got a messagefrom another part woman that was like,
(12:01):
Hey, these two people know thatthey're not in the group chat anymore,
and you're being basically like mean girls, when in reality, we just
don't like those two people anymore.What are you saying? Nothing, We're
just hanging out. We're not talkingabout anybody in the group chat. It's
the people who got excluded from thechat because they were jerked. So you
(12:22):
put them out of the chat becausethey were jerks, But are they any
assets to the group chat when itcomes down to organizing? So we created
a separate chat without them. Wedidn't like cut them out of the chat.
If that makes up? What didthey say to be excluded? What
was making them be chers? Well, one person got caught in the lies
multiplies and another person is just kindof a bit of what was the lie?
(12:50):
Oh God, just likeke lies aboutjust making up stuff like compulsive lying,
like saying she, oh gosh,what's fun that I could tell you?
Oh? She says that her fianceleft her and she doesn't know why.
Wait a minute, somebody had totell them that there is a new
group chat without them, because howdo they know about the new group chat?
(13:13):
The girl that told us, well, she never admitted that she told
them about the group chat, buthe told them about the group chat.
So there's a snitch in the group'sspy sits in the group. Are you
going to create a third group chatwithout the other girl? Now it's already
been made? Oh my god?Why do women go through this? Men
(13:35):
do it too? You you haven'tcut anybody out of the men's group chat.
Er, we deal with it,though, we don't just cut somebody's
How do you deal with it?We faced the problem here on by saying,
yeah, what the problem? Isthere a problem? I don't have
time to create multiple chats for thesame thing we're talking about in the first
chat, but the first chat goesaway. You don't do the first chat.
(13:56):
Anybody want somebody in the chat,just kick him out. That's what
they just did. They they starteda new chat, but you didn't.
She didn't tell them. You don'thave to. You have to, You
don't owe it. If you starta new chat without the minute, you
don't know them because they ain't partof the chat. Anymore. But you
owe people the respect they deserve calledthe chew. They don't deserve respect.
They lost. They didn't earn therespect, they lost the respect, right.
(14:20):
Yeah. And it's not like itwas like personality differences. It wasn't
like conflict, you know what Imean. Like if it was conflicts would
work it out. But it wasliterally just like people weren't vibing. Okay,
call the chat. Who has theworst group chat? That's listening right
now? Because we all deal withgroup chats. I had a group chat
with a lot of neighbors on Facebookone time, and we all started talking
(14:43):
smack about everybody. We had toend the group chat. What's your group
chat drama? Eight three three fiveone? BAMA is the number. You
were listening to Alabama in the morningand demand we're talking about who is in
the worst group chat ever? BecauseMisty just called in some grape chat drama
yea spicy drama. BAMA is thenumber because we've all done something dumb in
(15:05):
a grape chat or seen something dumbhappened in a group chat. Kelly,
good morning. I love group chat, Oh girl, I do not.
I guess I didn't put enough sarcasmin that statement. But so we had
one sibling who was going through areally rough time. Her husband was in
hospice and things like that. Sothe rest of us were in a group
(15:28):
chat of course, talking about herand this, that and the other thing.
None of us were a huge fanof her husband. We're all ready
for him to die anyway. Yeyeah, just not a huge fan for
good reasons. But anyway, soonce he passed, well, once I
(15:48):
got closer time, we started anothergroup chat and included her so she wouldn't
feel left out and that kind ofstuff. And but she still has like
she doesn't even have a smartphone,and again it's so so she wasn't We
thought she was like she's not gettingany of these anyway. Well, one
of my siblings accidentally said something abouther husband on the group with the one
with all six of us, andshe was like wait what we're like,
(16:11):
Oh, she didn't realize it wasthe group chat with the the person that
was in it now talking. Ohthat's yeah. I'm like, oh,
yeah, we're all you know,we're we're family and we know how you
are about family. So yeah,we we're good, but we we I
(16:33):
think my other sibling played it offas Oh, no, I thought that
that was going to somebody else.Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh lord,
yeah, so you have to makesure you label your group chats were
carefully. Yeah, do you notpost in this one? I love it,
Kelly, thanks for calling. Loveyou guys. By is what the
hell headlined on the Alabama Shaw Awoman Spike demands drink with bug spray after
(16:59):
meeting him. I'm at the bar. Why how are you? She's looking
to go to jail? Oh,she went to jail. Guess where this
one happened? Is it Florida?Oh? Florida. Woman Veronica, twenty
nine years old poisoned a guy.He came to her house after they met
at the bar. Then he gotsix, started throwing up, and she
said, oh yeah, by theway, I put roach spray in your
last two drinks. Yeah, shemustn't has my heart relationships, dude.
(17:22):
He called nine one one, thecops came. They arrested her. She
wasn't home when they got there.They had a K nine track her down,
arrested her. She never gave areason for why she did this.
But what the hell? I feelbare for this guy? Why? How
are you. There's three things youneed to know. He trips to our
iHeartRadio Music Festival to see this hugeline of wait we are giving them away.
(17:45):
Who all was performing Air Food Finders, Travis Scott, Miguel TLC,
L L Coo, Jayne Wayne.There you go anyway if you want to
win a trip your air Fairier hotelfor two nights, and you'll also win
a thousand dollars spending cash, allincluded. Listen for the keyword to win.
(18:06):
We're gonna have several happen throughout theday today. I'm ready. Here's
why you're going to break your diet. I'm not breaking it over this.
For three days only, four daysonly, Crispy Cream Labor Day weekend is
bring me bringing back the strawberry glazedonuts. I'm not a fan. You're
not. I'm not a fan.I'll eat so many of them. I'll
(18:30):
eat all the strawberry glazed donuts.Those things look delicious. It's the last
bite of summer. They're doing itover Labor Day weekend. I'm down strawberry
glazed donuts. Give me some icecream. I'll break my diet. I
don't care if you go buy somethingI'll try it. No, that's not
how this works. You just saidyou're going to break your diet, because
(18:51):
well, no, I'm gonna eatthem all. They're all mine. Okay,
they are all mine. Oh,I can't wait. That's what they
all say. There's a very specialdrest born at Bright Zoo in Tennessee.
We're going to make a road tripLimestone, Tennessee. That is in the
top eastern corner in case you werewondering where that is in Tennessee. The
(19:11):
giraffe is a fully brown spotless giraffe, fully brown, spotless artist beautiful,
no spots, they say. Draftexperts believe that she is the only solid
colored giraffe living anywhere in the world. Right here, within a drive away,
we can go visit her. Shedoes not have a name yet.
There have been previous reports of spotlessdrafts in the past, but they were
(19:34):
all like the white color. Thisone is the first one that is a
solid color of like the brown,the color of giraffe spots. She's the
one. This is so cool.Let's do a road trip. We want
to do a road trip to Tennessee. You drive it, I'll go.
I'll go see the giraffe. Noyou drive, you got the cars.
Come on fast and furious, Baby, we won't make it. That's say
(19:55):
things you need to know, willmake you know we won't. More at
the Alabama Show dot com, here'swhat's coming up next on the Alabama Show.
All week long, we're giving awaytickets to Pentatonics for what's awesome and
what is also awesome is Earra tryingto be Pentatonics. I got your tickets
(20:17):
right here. If you want towin, call the show right now eight
three three five oh one Bama.They'll be at the b JCC. What
December seventeenth, seventeenth correct, callthe show. Thanks for listening to Alabama
in the morning on demand. Doa Pentatonics impersonation, but sing about the
show like say the name of theshow. The y Alabama Show comes on
(20:37):
Monday through Friday. Alabama lowsome chickens, we are the worst anyway Pentatonics or
giving away tickets all wak long,December seventeenth at the BJCC eight three three
five one Bama is the number tocall and win. Elizabeth, good morning,
where are you calling from? Uhburman KM? What are you doing?
(21:00):
I am all my wady from mybraaby off at my in laws so
I can go to work make thatmoney. Where do you work? What
do you do? I'm an officemanager for a pediatric oxygenal therapy office.
Here's the question. Do you payyour in laws to babysit? Are you
getting a free babysitter out of yourin laws? I am getting a free
baby your bless that's what's awesome.Okay, yea Elizabeth tell Era the amazingness
(21:29):
of Pentatonics. How much do youlove them? I love them and actually
my husband is obsessed with him.It's what he plays for our baby.
Wait, what what's not when youcosme from work? Oh? He plays
them for your baby. Yes,oh that is the greatest. Well,
you know what er you want tosay it? You tell her? You
are right when you want. Now, you got to take a break.
(21:59):
Here's the Are you gonna take yourhusband to Pentatonics? Are you gonna take
your baby? Baby? But itmight be a little loud for him.
Absolutely, just call the in lawstell him their babysitting. On December seventeenth
and thank you for listening to theshow. Thank you so much. Catch
up on Alabama in the Morning onthe iHeartRadio apps or wherever you listen to
(22:22):
podcasts. Dejanuarra, good morning.Tell me how hard being a dad is?
Super hard? Thanks for listening tothe Alabama Show. I'm Alabama.
De January. What's up? DJanuary's son is eighteen years old, graduated
high school last year. Successful.He is a famous YouTuber and TikToker successful.
(22:45):
Why are you mad at him?Last earlier this week he made the
crime Stoppers page. Yeah as awhole another story for one of his flyers
on YouTube. Or he's a YouTuberand TikTok already made a flyer about it,
and he wanted to do whatever you'vebeen Tell me some of the things
you've been trying to get your sonto do over the past year. Oh,
(23:06):
wow, driver's license is one.Let's see bank account? We did
that? Did he get the bankaccount? Yeah, but it's at some
time. And then what's the thingthat you've been trying to get him to
do the last two weeks? Geta job? You drove him around,
drove him around in the car lookingfor a job and teaching him how to
drive while in the process of doingit. And when you went to pick
(23:30):
him up to drive him around toapply for jobs. He came out in
a chain chains in a YouTube sticklike a selfie stick. He was videotaping
this Cordy and you're mad at him. Upset, so all day yesterday,
behind the scenes off the air,Eric kept going, this boy better make
this job interview today. He hadan interview yesterday. He was like,
(23:52):
if his mom don't take him,if you don't get out of bed,
I'm gonna kill him. I wasmad live it. You were worried if
he was going to make it?Yes, I was. Hang on,
I gotta get all my sounders readybecause I got either way because I do
not know the answer to this,and I've been dying to know all morning.
Did January yes, Alabama? Didyour son make it to the job
(24:15):
interview yesterday? I don't know.How do you not know? Okay,
how do you not know? Hetold me he did. But well then
that's it. Yes, you gottahear me out. Do you think he's
(24:37):
lying to you? Okay, here'swhy I think that that's a lie.
Oh no. We decided that hedidn't want to go to school. Me
and him decided that he doesn't wantto go to college. Okay, right,
So well, he decided yes,he did. You just agree with
his decision. Right. So Iget a text the other day from his
(24:57):
mother and it's x read we nowhave a college freshman. He's at Lawson
State sitting in front of the registrationlike disk, So did he go to
school? I don't. This isthe thing so confused. I'm so confused
and stressed out about this. It'snot even funny anymore. This is an
(25:19):
emotional role or because he is hegoing to college? Is he gonna get
a job of Well, he technicallycould do bad because my first year of
college, I had a full timejob and I paid for my first year
of college. Class started Monday,and he went down there to get all
that situated yesterday, which was Tuesday. So now here it is, you
already missed two days of class,and on top of that, we're going
(25:41):
on vacation this weekend and you're gonnamiss two more days of class. Oh,
your son's going on vacation with you? Yes, So this is another
stress. So I'm like, didyou go to the job interview? I
went there, I got orientation.When I come back, I'm like,
you went to the job interview wearingthat he went to go to Walmart.
He was gonna get work at Walmart, which, by the way, is
(26:02):
the greatest first job ever. Itwas my first job. Thank you Walmart.
Got a Walmart scholarship to jeff State. You are the best. I
got fire from Walmart. I betyou did. I did not proud of
it though. Well, I don'tknow about keep this updated. I'm trying.
I'm confused. Call the show.I need a shrink. What does
Aara need to do to his sonfor his son to his son? He
(26:22):
can't ground him. He's too oldto be grounded. Eight three five one
Bama is the number you were listeningto Alabama in the Morning on demand.
Okay, you gotta go. Followthe Alabama Show on Instagram, Twitter,
and Facebook. Good counting is postedon there. Oh yeah, the video
of our chicken funeral. Yeah andeara laughing at me because my dog killed
(26:45):
Tommy lu the chicken. That bucketof fried chicken. Oh my god,
We're done. We'll see you tomorrow. Follow the Alabama Show later piece.
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