August 24, 2023 • 24 mins
Alabama gives DJ New Era a hard time for parking in the Employee of the Month Parking Spot when he's not the Employee of the Month. Alabama also needs help finding a new hobby so she can have a girls night once a week. There's new fall flavors at Starbucks in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. You know I'm about to make
fun of you for what you didthis morning, Right, I didn't do
anything this morning? Oh you knowwhat you did? What did I do?
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I took a picture of it,and I'm going to send it to
everybody in the office in teams,and I'm gonna say, DJ new Era
is now the new employee of themonth. Are you talking about that?
Look? Look it's said a heartemployees. Dju Era has parked in the
Employee of the month parking spot today. Well I figured it out. The
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people that one they only come hereon set days. You didn't figure that
out. I figured that out,and then I told you, well,
that's the same thing. The peoplewho did win this month only come to
work like one day a week.So what's the point of not using it
if they What if they decide tocome in today, I happily my car,
But they shouldn't have to wait foryou to move your car, and
they're not going to call and theymay not know that it's your car.
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As hard as we work, Alabama, we get up every morning at four
o'clock. There is literally an openparking spot right next to the employee of
the month. This is so funny. I won't what's mine. I'm sending
a I'm sending a picture of itto the boss. Send it. This
is great. I ain't scared onhim. Send it. I am the
employee of the month. Run up, Yeah, will be. This is
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so great. How's your morning going? Call the show. We're giving away
tickets to Laanna del Ray in Huntsville, September twenty first. Yes, that
is it. If you want toplay super easy trivia, calling right now
eight three three five oh one Bamais the number is? What the hell?
Headlines on the Alabama Show A porchpirate stole an entire porch from somebody's
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yard. Why, okay, whenyou say porch, do you mean like
the whole front porch. I'm confused. The whole front porch got stolen.
This happened in Georgia. He wasarrested for stealing a neighbor's porch from the
front yard. They moved off theproperty and I'm assuming it was a trailer
because they moved the home off ofthe property but left the front porch.
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But it was on private property andit said no trespassing. Well, the
guy went over and just took thewhole whole porch. I wonder how this
guy was you see a porch part? Oh good? Why? Super easy
Trivia with the Yelabama? Shaw?Where are you calling from? Andrew?
Best? Go ahead? What areyou gonna do today? Some concrete?
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Who? That sounds like fun.It's like a hard job to me.
Do you ride a jackhammer? Oh? Well, then what's the point in
cutting concrete if you don't get toride a jackhammer? That's the best part
of the job. I'll pass onthat one, Andrew. We got this
big machine called uh huh, andit has a jackhammer, attachments it all
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out. That sounds like some reallycool man stuff, and I love it.
Andrew? Are you calling to playSuper Easy Trivia? Here's how it
works. I'll ask the questions.Dee January is your lifeline? Are you
ready? Question number one? Whatis the largest organ on the body?
I don't know? This one isthe worst? Your skin? Your skin
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is the largest organ on the body? Who? That's okay? Number two?
This one will be easy, Andrew. How many dwarfs are in snow
white? Easy? Yeah, snowwhite in the seven Dwarfs? All right,
Andrew? Question number three. Howmany sides are on an octagon?
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Eara, what was your gifts?Oh god, it is eight Andrew,
congratulations, you got it right.Also congratulate congratulations Andrew. You just once
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Spice Latte Day at Starbucks. It'sback. I saw it on the menu
this morning. It's there. Didyou bring some of you? Now?
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Here's the new things that they havetoo. I took a picture of the
new flavors because usually they always debutsomething new every year. The Apple Crisp
oatmeal shaking espresso that's the drink,and then a baked apple Croissant. Now
that sounds good. It did lookgood. So those are the new things.
Is that Brad though Croissanne is likebrill it right, Yeah, Croissanne's
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bread. Yeah, arrows got abs, he don't. He don't do this
Starbucks. That's okay. The breadis evil, I'll do it. Here's
who ended up in a wheelchair.Kevin Hart is in a wheelchair after betting
x NFL running back Stephen Ridley oris it Stephen Steven Ridley that he could
outrun him in a forty yard dash? Why is he in a wheel chair
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from this though? Kevin Hart postedthe video, he tore his lower abdomen
and he goes, I'm the stupidestman alive trying to do young man stuff.
He was just trying to be thefastest guy to barbecue and bet this
running back he could out run him. Kevin Hart goes, this is forty
four. Ye see, this iswhen you stick to comedy and leave and
leave the sports to the people thatreally do sport. That's something ere I
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would do. I wouldn't do that. I'm not gonna challenge nobody, knowing
I'm not that fast. We needsomebody here in Birmingham. What if you
could outrun a player for Tuscaaloosa,for the University of Alabama. When we
have our football players and it isalmost football season, we need to get
you to try to outrun one ofthose guys bringing it on I I'll take
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that challenge. And then when youend up in a wheelchair, we'll have
role Ti'd written across your wheelchair andI miss a couple of days with you.
You're gonna have a Warrior gold wheelchair. Now you know that's not right.
That's not a good bit. That'sthree things you need to know more
at the Alabama Show dot com.Catch up on Alabama in the morning,
on the iHeartRadio Act or wherever youlisten to podcasts. Here's your theme song?
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Are you ready play? It?Is a bad boy? What's your
favorite phrase to say? Take that? Take that? No, you say,
I'm a bad boy baby, Ohbad boy baby? DJ? And
you are has committed a crime?What crime have I committed? In the
office? You know what you did? We're talking about the parking spot.
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Where'd you part today? The employeeof a month? Who's the employee of
the month for the month of August. Somebody in sales and payroll. Are
you in sales or are you inpayroll? Technically I am in sales,
are not I do marketing? Isyour name the person who's the person that
was appointed employee the month that gotthe parking spot for the month of August.
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No, it's not, but she'sa good friend of mine. Did
she say you could have her parkingspot? She basically told me she can,
I can have it. What doesbasically telling you you can have it?
What did she What were the exactwords that came out of her mouth.
I ran into her the other dayand she said, buddy, I'm
so proud of you. That doesnot mean take my parking spot. It
just says I'm proud of you,Eric Goes. I took that as I
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could just take her parking spot,you damn right. So I took a
picture of DJ new Era parked inthe parking spot, oh boy, and
I sent it to the boss andeverybody in the building. It feels good,
I said, shout out to deJanuary for the new employee of the
month. Then you just went outsideand take a picture in front of it
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and send it in the group chatand said, hey, everybody at your
new employee of the month, andthe boss said, you will be disciplined.
And then the boss said, Alabama, you have been appointed as the
discipline committee and we'll determine the consequencesfor such behavior. I don't like the
sound of this. I love whenI get to beat on any kind of
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committee. Oh, we know.I love disciplining people. We know too,
I love messing with Djanuarra. Doyou discipline Steak Daddy? Call the
show? Eight three three five one. Bama is the number. Steak Daddy
is my boyfriend, and now Ido not eight three three five one Bama's
the number. Call the show ortext the Keyward Alabama in her message to
three zero three eight two, whatare some good ideas to disciplined Era for
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parking in the employee parking spot thathe's not supposed to be parking in.
I got a good win. It'sliterally like six days till the end of
the month. You could have madeemployee of the month for all of next
month. Now you won't get it. I probably still can't make it.
No, I made an honest mistakethis morning. No employee is perfect.
You know you did it. Youdid that on purpose. How about I
come up with some own ways todiscipline myself. No, here is my
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thought, and this is what Ithink I'm gonna do all next week.
You are going to be me andI'm gonna be you. You're gonna run
the show, You're gonna run theboard, you're gonna pick all the content.
I'm gonna sit on your side anddo social media. You're gonna do
everything. I blood the podcast.Oh boy, it's not gonna be good.
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It's not a good discipline. Idon't like that. I don't want
to do that. That's why it'sa discipline. No, I think that
is the greatest idea ever. Allnext week it'll be the djannu Era show.
Because this everybody says, oh,y'all's job is so hard, and
it's not. It's not hot,it's not easy. It's not easy.
It's yeah, they all say,oh your job is so easy. It's
not easy. Just get that wrong. Yeah, whatever I got. My
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always a punishing myself. That's myvote. Okay, is Era is me
all next week? And I thinkthat's what we're gonna do. How about
I put extra hot on my Chipotle? Now that's a good way of punishing
me. Oh, it's not calledthe chef. Think about it. Eight
three three five one BAMA is thenumber. You are listening to Alabama in
the morning on demand. So I'vebeen put in charge of the punishment committee
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for Djanuarra. I don't like thiscommittee because DJ new Era parked in the
employee of the month the parking spotand DJ nu Era is not the employee
of the month. Alabama will befair about this. I am my punishment
that I have decided, and theboss said, it's a great idea.
Is letting Djanuarra be me all nextweek and I will be Era and we
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will just switch sides and he willdo my job, and all next week
it will be the Djanuarra chef.I'm not feeling any of it. Is
eight three three five one BAMA isthe number. If you have any more
ideas that you would like to share. Kelly, good morning. What do
you think about Aaron's punishment? Ithink that's a great idea. Yes,
next week, give me the airshow. I'll change the logo everything.
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Kelly, you will not want tolisten that idea. You will not want
to listen to the show. Shewill want to listen. I oh,
I will, I will, andI will get my friends to listen.
Yes, so that don't already.We'll call your mom. We'll get your
mom to listen. I'm a greatidea. And I think he should eat
bread while he's doing it, sothat's even funnier trying to miss on my
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abs, Kelly, Aaron does notlike to eat bread. I know it's
supposed to be a punishment. Youknow what. Let me post a selfless,
a selfie picture right now with myshirt off. That's not punishment.
It is punished punishment for everybody followingyou. It's not punishment for you.
That is punishment. No, No, you need to read a you need
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to learn how to define punishment.I love you, Kelly. This is
great. Get ready for next week. All next week it's going to be
the djaning Era show. I can'twait. This could be so much fun.
Make sure you got your journal outso you can write in a love
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you guys. Tuesday, what areyou going to plan for the show?
I have no idea. I willbe coming all vacation. That's okay,
party punishment. Nah, well thenwe'll do nothing on Tuesday. This is
not good, Era Parked in theEmployee of the Month parking spot, and
my boss told me I was incharge of the punishment committee. So this
is great. Eight thirty three fiveone bamas the number to call the show.
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Grayson, Good morning, Good morning. How are y'all? Oh are
you laughing at Era's punishment? Oh? I'm laughing. What do you think?
Do you think that it should bethe Era Show all next week?
Or do you have any more ideas? Bro? Help me. I love
that idea. I love the ErrorShow. But if he's there, that
makes you DJ Alabama for the week. Oh yeah, I'll beat DJ Alabama.
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That's fine. I'll sit and doour socials and I'll sit and make
funny jokes. I'll I'll be like, yeah, are you like Vanilla?
I know you like Vanilla. Let'sdo this, bring me breakfast, freeing.
No, let's do this punishment.If it's my punishment, if I'm
doing your role, you're doing myI want your salary, you take my
salary. This is punishment punishment.No, it's a punishment. You don't
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get to pick and shoes. You'republished, bro. Nah, I'm not
feeling this though, Grayson. Ilove you. Oh, last thing last
week and I want the tickets.My mom heard before you've had a chance
to call her. Oh that's sofunny. So now the surprise got ruined.
She called me. She's like,please tell me you're taking me to
that show. I'm like, Ialready was planning on it. Oh it's
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good. I love it, Grayson, Thank you for calling. Y'all have
a great day, is what thehell headlines on the Alabama Shaw. A
man told the cops to just takehim to jail after they found drugs in
his car. Why how you atleast he's an honest criminal. Where do
you think it was? Gotta beFlorida? Definitely Florida. It was a
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traffic stop. They found more thanfive hundred and sixty two Graham's worth of
drugs in his car. Trafficking.Oh, he definitely was. And he
was speeding. He was going sixtyeight miles per hour in a sixty mile
If you have drugs in your car, do the speed limit. Got to
be the dumbest criminal in the world. Oh my god. Anyway, he
had a lot of pots, sohe got arrested. Pot is friendly.
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Why there's three things you need?Heaw Are you keeping up with this Lizzo
lawsuit right now, I sure am. Lizzo was being sued by some of
her backup dancers because they claimed ahostile work environment, body shaman and like
basically there was some sexual abuse allegations. Now Lizzo is going to counter sue
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the backup dancers because the accusers tookphotos with topless dancers at an event.
Oh I didn't know it. Now, Yes, there's photos that they have
now brought into evidence. And thepeople who accuse Lizzo of all the things
are like backstage smiling and hanging outwith topless dancers. So we'll see what
happens. Cell phones do help.This is getting crazy. Love you,
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Lizza. I hope that none ofthe allegations are true. I've none,
my boo. So Krispy Kreane iscelebrating National Dog Day with the debut of
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dogs. And it's got all theflavors, it's got the spiced original glaze,
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dogs and okay, so go getyour go get your dog a box of
six pupkin spice. When I gothere, I get too does and so
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she'll get you. Okay, wethen get her twelve. That's my boo.
What cereal did you say you wouldturn into a waffle if you could
frosted flakes. Frosted flakes, that'dbe a crunchy waffle. Here's the cereal
that has made their own waffles andit will now be a waffle. Fruty
pebbles, Fruity pebbles, Yes,fruty pebble waffles. Well, I can't
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wait. That's not sugar smacks,it's fruity pebbles. Are fretty pebbles.
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so go enjoy. You've got totry this is right? Hell yeah I
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com. Here's what's coming up nexton the Alabama Show. If you want
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to Pentatonics at the b jccall Solisten again tomorrow morning at seven forty for
your last chance to win. Eightthree three five one Bama is the number.
Amber, Good morning. Where areyou calling from? I'm calling from
Cordova. How are you? Oh? We're good. What's going on in
Cordova? About to get ready forwork? Oh? Girl? Where Crdova
it? Do you know where Dora? Yes? Yes, I know?
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Okay, okay? Where do youwork? What do you do? I
work at the EPs store? Ohso you deal with customers all day long?
Better in a bad mood, don'tyou? Absolutely? Well, it's
great. Hopefully we can make yourday just a tiny bit better. Era,
do you want to tell Amber whatshe wants Platonic tickets to? Who?
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Right now? What did you justsay? Potonics? Patonics? No,
it's Pentatonic Amber. Congratulations, you'regoing to see him at the b
JCC in December. Oh my goodness, thank you so much. Jon Better
messing it up. That's great.Catch up with Alabama in the morning on
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the iHeart Radio app or wherever youlisten to podcasts. It's about to get
lit in Alabama's world. How litand I am Alabama. Thank you for
listening to The Alabama Show with mylovely co host de Janue Era. How's
it going? What's up? SoI need your help? I'm gonna regret
this. Eight three three five oneBama is the number. Call the show,
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my guy. I'm dating a newguy. This is the first healthy
relationship I've pad in like ever,probably since high school. I'm cheering for
you. I am so happy.We call him Steak Daddy because he cooked
my first steak for me in eightyears. I broke my vegetarianism to eat
a steak, had Filet mignoning fordinner last night. Thank you, Steake
Daddy, or we call him snakeDaddy because he kills the snakes in my
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cabin. I like just his nameanyway. I decided this week one night
a week. We usually spend everysingle day together except for one night a
week he goes and plays pool andso I was like, and I love
it because then I do my ownthing. I wear my face mask,
I took a bubble bath with mywine and did all the things great.
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And then I told him, Isaid, you know what, I want
my own night a week where Igo do something. And I go like,
I'm gonna find a hobby to do. I don't know. I see,
I used to live in another cityand I used to do trappeeze.
Fun fact, I'm oddly good attrappeeze, but there's nowhere to do trappeesze
in bartment him. So I gotto find a class or a hobby.
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This is so healthy, I know. And I'm like, I feel like
there are healthy couples that do thiswhere everybody gets there all night awake,
and I want you to call theshow eight three three five one. Bama,
ladies, what's your thing that youdo to get away from your guy?
My best friend I told her thisyesterday and she's like, oh my
god, let's take a painting class. And she's like telling me all the
things to do. I was like, well, I gotta look first and
see what's out there? But whatdo you think money hobby should be?
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One night awake? Ere will?You're always on your phone. I kind
of feel like you should invest ina camera, a real deal photography business,
that's all. And think about it. Think about it. You already
live out there. Don't want towork one night awake. I want to
go do something fun. Daddy isfun. Starting a business is work.
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Well, okay, let's let's reframethis. You should start the hobby of
just going out into the wild.I do that at a hike already,
and take pictures of stuff at ONature Photos. Yes, okay, once
a week for you. I wanta class or something like are there any
classes in Birmingham today? It's aclass I got for you. I know
there's like SIPs and brushes, SIPsand paints or whatever. What's your class?
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New air DJ? Course? No, I don't want in DJ.
That is no fun to me.What you love it? And that is
a great hobby for you. Iam a terrible DJ. If you want
to book me for your wedding andcall the Alabama show like three three Bama.
You just said you a terrible DA, I'll be terri I can I
can wing it, Okay, poleclasses, twerk, I'll do that.
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I can see you doing that.We're gonna call my guy and tell him
I'm gonna take twerking classes. Itseem like he says, he's been like,
oh dear God, yes, I'mgonna. I can't wait to see
the videos. And last he toldme I have the rhythm of Earthworm.
The other day, I swear andjust show up show. When I was
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trying to I got the video.Oh my god, call this show.
We're done. You're listening to Alabamain the morning on demand. I'm looking
for a hobby because my guy hashis one night a week that he goes
and does his thing healthy relationship,and now I want to find something one
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night or afternoon a week where Igo do my own thing. Good look
eight three three five one bamas thenumber of people who are in healthy relationships.
Tell me what you do when youdo your own thing, or give
me some ideas for a hobby.Good morning. Who's this? Good morning?
This is Tiffany for Pullman. OhTiffany, good morning. Do you
have a class for me to take? So I'm not really sure where you
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would take it, but I wasthinking maybe arialists. Oh those are fun
to silk Yeah, the silks erawhere they're like hanging from stuff. It's
kind of like Trappies but not quitetrappis. Yeah, just a fun idea.
Does this class help her relieve straight? Oh yeah, I think it
should. Yeah for sure. WellI don't even care about the relieving stress.
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I just want to go out anddo something on my own that's fun
and I will be exactly er youadd to my stress. Oh wow,
Tiffany, do you have a hobbythat you do? Want to wait?
I like to dance, so likeTarla dancing. Oh yes, I said
something too about to the boo abouttaking a dance class. He was like,
(23:26):
well, you can't do that withoutme because we want to take a
dancing class together. Well maybe that'llgive him a cent of to come out
and give you like an additional lotfor yourself. I love it, and
I think salsa classes are romantic.They are they let you connect with that
interview. Yes, that's great.Thank you for calling the show. I
appreciate you. You're welcome. I'llhave a good one. Thanks for listening
to Alabama in the Morning on demandif you missed it on the show today.
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D Januarra parked in the employee ofthe month parking spot and I would
have got away with it too ifit wasn't for your cell phone. I
took a picture of it and sentit to all the boss is in a
group chat, and the boss said, I'm in charge of the punishment committee,
and so D January. Next week, I'm giving you a chance to
earn that employee of the month parkingspot to be employee of the month.
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You can do my job and it'llbe the DJ new Era show all next
week. Let's do something else.This is great. This will be the
greatest show of all time. Anyway. If you want to go back and
listen, download the free iHeartRadio appplick up the Alabama Show on demand.
We're done. We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for listening to Alabama in the
Morning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. You know I'm about to make
fun of you for what you didthis morning, Right, I didn't do
anything this morning? Oh you knowwhat you did? What did I do?
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I took a picture of it,and I'm going to send it to
everybody in the office in teams,and I'm gonna say, DJ new Era
is now the new employee of themonth. Are you talking about that?
Look? Look it's said a heartemployees. Dju Era has parked in the
Employee of the month parking spot today. Well I figured it out. The
(00:44):
people that one they only come hereon set days. You didn't figure that
out. I figured that out,and then I told you, well,
that's the same thing. The peoplewho did win this month only come to
work like one day a week.So what's the point of not using it
if they What if they decide tocome in today, I happily my car,
But they shouldn't have to wait foryou to move your car, and
they're not going to call and theymay not know that it's your car.
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As hard as we work, Alabama, we get up every morning at four
o'clock. There is literally an openparking spot right next to the employee of
the month. This is so funny. I won't what's mine. I'm sending
a I'm sending a picture of itto the boss. Send it. This
is great. I ain't scared onhim. Send it. I am the
employee of the month. Run up, Yeah, will be. This is
(01:29):
so great. How's your morning going? Call the show. We're giving away
tickets to Laanna del Ray in Huntsville, September twenty first. Yes, that
is it. If you want toplay super easy trivia, calling right now
eight three three five oh one Bamais the number is? What the hell?
Headlines on the Alabama Show A porchpirate stole an entire porch from somebody's
(01:55):
yard. Why, okay, whenyou say porch, do you mean like
the whole front porch. I'm confused. The whole front porch got stolen.
This happened in Georgia. He wasarrested for stealing a neighbor's porch from the
front yard. They moved off theproperty and I'm assuming it was a trailer
because they moved the home off ofthe property but left the front porch.
(02:17):
But it was on private property andit said no trespassing. Well, the
guy went over and just took thewhole whole porch. I wonder how this
guy was you see a porch part? Oh good? Why? Super easy
Trivia with the Yelabama? Shaw?Where are you calling from? Andrew?
Best? Go ahead? What areyou gonna do today? Some concrete?
(02:39):
Who? That sounds like fun.It's like a hard job to me.
Do you ride a jackhammer? Oh? Well, then what's the point in
cutting concrete if you don't get toride a jackhammer? That's the best part
of the job. I'll pass onthat one, Andrew. We got this
big machine called uh huh, andit has a jackhammer, attachments it all
(03:01):
out. That sounds like some reallycool man stuff, and I love it.
Andrew? Are you calling to playSuper Easy Trivia? Here's how it
works. I'll ask the questions.Dee January is your lifeline? Are you
ready? Question number one? Whatis the largest organ on the body?
I don't know? This one isthe worst? Your skin? Your skin
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is the largest organ on the body? Who? That's okay? Number two?
This one will be easy, Andrew. How many dwarfs are in snow
white? Easy? Yeah, snowwhite in the seven Dwarfs? All right,
Andrew? Question number three. Howmany sides are on an octagon?
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Eara, what was your gifts?Oh god, it is eight Andrew,
congratulations, you got it right.Also congratulate congratulations Andrew. You just once
(04:09):
super easy trivia, A little goodNo, it's three things you need,
Okay, make sure you're listening todayto win a trip to our iHeartRadio Music
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exciting. I know who you're excitedto see, Lwayne. I want to
(04:31):
see the food fighters. I've neverseen so good. I want to go
now just to see them too,all the artists. Listen for your first
chance today at nine am. Getready to celebrate. It is officially Pumpkin
Spice Latte Day at Starbucks. It'sback. I saw it on the menu
this morning. It's there. Didyou bring some of you? Now?
(04:53):
Here's the new things that they havetoo. I took a picture of the
new flavors because usually they always debutsomething new every year. The Apple Crisp
oatmeal shaking espresso that's the drink,and then a baked apple Croissant. Now
that sounds good. It did lookgood. So those are the new things.
Is that Brad though Croissanne is likebrill it right, Yeah, Croissanne's
(05:14):
bread. Yeah, arrows got abs, he don't. He don't do this
Starbucks. That's okay. The breadis evil, I'll do it. Here's
who ended up in a wheelchair.Kevin Hart is in a wheelchair after betting
x NFL running back Stephen Ridley oris it Stephen Steven Ridley that he could
outrun him in a forty yard dash? Why is he in a wheel chair
(05:38):
from this though? Kevin Hart postedthe video, he tore his lower abdomen
and he goes, I'm the stupidestman alive trying to do young man stuff.
He was just trying to be thefastest guy to barbecue and bet this
running back he could out run him. Kevin Hart goes, this is forty
four. Ye see, this iswhen you stick to comedy and leave and
leave the sports to the people thatreally do sport. That's something ere I
(06:00):
would do. I wouldn't do that. I'm not gonna challenge nobody, knowing
I'm not that fast. We needsomebody here in Birmingham. What if you
could outrun a player for Tuscaaloosa,for the University of Alabama. When we
have our football players and it isalmost football season, we need to get
you to try to outrun one ofthose guys bringing it on I I'll take
(06:20):
that challenge. And then when youend up in a wheelchair, we'll have
role Ti'd written across your wheelchair andI miss a couple of days with you.
You're gonna have a Warrior gold wheelchair. Now you know that's not right.
That's not a good bit. That'sthree things you need to know more
at the Alabama Show dot com.Catch up on Alabama in the morning,
on the iHeartRadio Act or wherever youlisten to podcasts. Here's your theme song?
(06:44):
Are you ready play? It?Is a bad boy? What's your
favorite phrase to say? Take that? Take that? No, you say,
I'm a bad boy baby, Ohbad boy baby? DJ? And
you are has committed a crime?What crime have I committed? In the
office? You know what you did? We're talking about the parking spot.
(07:08):
Where'd you part today? The employeeof a month? Who's the employee of
the month for the month of August. Somebody in sales and payroll. Are
you in sales or are you inpayroll? Technically I am in sales,
are not I do marketing? Isyour name the person who's the person that
was appointed employee the month that gotthe parking spot for the month of August.
(07:29):
No, it's not, but she'sa good friend of mine. Did
she say you could have her parkingspot? She basically told me she can,
I can have it. What doesbasically telling you you can have it?
What did she What were the exactwords that came out of her mouth.
I ran into her the other dayand she said, buddy, I'm
so proud of you. That doesnot mean take my parking spot. It
just says I'm proud of you,Eric Goes. I took that as I
(07:51):
could just take her parking spot,you damn right. So I took a
picture of DJ new Era parked inthe parking spot, oh boy, and
I sent it to the boss andeverybody in the building. It feels good,
I said, shout out to deJanuary for the new employee of the
month. Then you just went outsideand take a picture in front of it
(08:11):
and send it in the group chatand said, hey, everybody at your
new employee of the month, andthe boss said, you will be disciplined.
And then the boss said, Alabama, you have been appointed as the
discipline committee and we'll determine the consequencesfor such behavior. I don't like the
sound of this. I love whenI get to beat on any kind of
(08:33):
committee. Oh, we know.I love disciplining people. We know too,
I love messing with Djanuarra. Doyou discipline Steak Daddy? Call the
show? Eight three three five one. Bama is the number. Steak Daddy
is my boyfriend, and now Ido not eight three three five one Bama's
the number. Call the show ortext the Keyward Alabama in her message to
three zero three eight two, whatare some good ideas to disciplined Era for
(09:01):
parking in the employee parking spot thathe's not supposed to be parking in.
I got a good win. It'sliterally like six days till the end of
the month. You could have madeemployee of the month for all of next
month. Now you won't get it. I probably still can't make it.
No, I made an honest mistakethis morning. No employee is perfect.
You know you did it. Youdid that on purpose. How about I
come up with some own ways todiscipline myself. No, here is my
(09:22):
thought, and this is what Ithink I'm gonna do all next week.
You are going to be me andI'm gonna be you. You're gonna run
the show, You're gonna run theboard, you're gonna pick all the content.
I'm gonna sit on your side anddo social media. You're gonna do
everything. I blood the podcast.Oh boy, it's not gonna be good.
(09:43):
It's not a good discipline. Idon't like that. I don't want
to do that. That's why it'sa discipline. No, I think that
is the greatest idea ever. Allnext week it'll be the djannu Era show.
Because this everybody says, oh,y'all's job is so hard, and
it's not. It's not hot,it's not easy. It's not easy.
It's yeah, they all say,oh your job is so easy. It's
not easy. Just get that wrong. Yeah, whatever I got. My
(10:07):
always a punishing myself. That's myvote. Okay, is Era is me
all next week? And I thinkthat's what we're gonna do. How about
I put extra hot on my Chipotle? Now that's a good way of punishing
me. Oh, it's not calledthe chef. Think about it. Eight
three three five one BAMA is thenumber. You are listening to Alabama in
the morning on demand. So I'vebeen put in charge of the punishment committee
(10:28):
for Djanuarra. I don't like thiscommittee because DJ new Era parked in the
employee of the month the parking spotand DJ nu Era is not the employee
of the month. Alabama will befair about this. I am my punishment
that I have decided, and theboss said, it's a great idea.
Is letting Djanuarra be me all nextweek and I will be Era and we
(10:50):
will just switch sides and he willdo my job, and all next week
it will be the Djanuarra chef.I'm not feeling any of it. Is
eight three three five one BAMA isthe number. If you have any more
ideas that you would like to share. Kelly, good morning. What do
you think about Aaron's punishment? Ithink that's a great idea. Yes,
next week, give me the airshow. I'll change the logo everything.
(11:15):
Kelly, you will not want tolisten that idea. You will not want
to listen to the show. Shewill want to listen. I oh,
I will, I will, andI will get my friends to listen.
Yes, so that don't already.We'll call your mom. We'll get your
mom to listen. I'm a greatidea. And I think he should eat
bread while he's doing it, sothat's even funnier trying to miss on my
(11:39):
abs, Kelly, Aaron does notlike to eat bread. I know it's
supposed to be a punishment. Youknow what. Let me post a selfless,
a selfie picture right now with myshirt off. That's not punishment.
It is punished punishment for everybody followingyou. It's not punishment for you.
That is punishment. No, No, you need to read a you need
(12:01):
to learn how to define punishment.I love you, Kelly. This is
great. Get ready for next week. All next week it's going to be
the djaning Era show. I can'twait. This could be so much fun.
Make sure you got your journal outso you can write in a love
(12:22):
you guys. Tuesday, what areyou going to plan for the show?
I have no idea. I willbe coming all vacation. That's okay,
party punishment. Nah, well thenwe'll do nothing on Tuesday. This is
not good, Era Parked in theEmployee of the Month parking spot, and
my boss told me I was incharge of the punishment committee. So this
is great. Eight thirty three fiveone bamas the number to call the show.
(12:45):
Grayson, Good morning, Good morning. How are y'all? Oh are
you laughing at Era's punishment? Oh? I'm laughing. What do you think?
Do you think that it should bethe Era Show all next week?
Or do you have any more ideas? Bro? Help me. I love
that idea. I love the ErrorShow. But if he's there, that
makes you DJ Alabama for the week. Oh yeah, I'll beat DJ Alabama.
(13:07):
That's fine. I'll sit and doour socials and I'll sit and make
funny jokes. I'll I'll be like, yeah, are you like Vanilla?
I know you like Vanilla. Let'sdo this, bring me breakfast, freeing.
No, let's do this punishment.If it's my punishment, if I'm
doing your role, you're doing myI want your salary, you take my
salary. This is punishment punishment.No, it's a punishment. You don't
(13:31):
get to pick and shoes. You'republished, bro. Nah, I'm not
feeling this though, Grayson. Ilove you. Oh, last thing last
week and I want the tickets.My mom heard before you've had a chance
to call her. Oh that's sofunny. So now the surprise got ruined.
She called me. She's like,please tell me you're taking me to
that show. I'm like, Ialready was planning on it. Oh it's
(13:54):
good. I love it, Grayson, Thank you for calling. Y'all have
a great day, is what thehell headlines on the Alabama Shaw. A
man told the cops to just takehim to jail after they found drugs in
his car. Why how you atleast he's an honest criminal. Where do
you think it was? Gotta beFlorida? Definitely Florida. It was a
(14:15):
traffic stop. They found more thanfive hundred and sixty two Graham's worth of
drugs in his car. Trafficking.Oh, he definitely was. And he
was speeding. He was going sixtyeight miles per hour in a sixty mile
If you have drugs in your car, do the speed limit. Got to
be the dumbest criminal in the world. Oh my god. Anyway, he
had a lot of pots, sohe got arrested. Pot is friendly.
(14:37):
Why there's three things you need?Heaw Are you keeping up with this Lizzo
lawsuit right now, I sure am. Lizzo was being sued by some of
her backup dancers because they claimed ahostile work environment, body shaman and like
basically there was some sexual abuse allegations. Now Lizzo is going to counter sue
(15:03):
the backup dancers because the accusers tookphotos with topless dancers at an event.
Oh I didn't know it. Now, Yes, there's photos that they have
now brought into evidence. And thepeople who accuse Lizzo of all the things
are like backstage smiling and hanging outwith topless dancers. So we'll see what
happens. Cell phones do help.This is getting crazy. Love you,
(15:26):
Lizza. I hope that none ofthe allegations are true. I've none,
my boo. So Krispy Kreane iscelebrating National Dog Day with the debut of
new Pupkin Spice Doggie Donuts Pupkin Yep, Pupkin pup So they have teamed up
with a place that makes dog treatsand they're literally making dog friendly donuts for
(15:50):
dogs. And it's got all theflavors, it's got the spiced original glaze,
the pupkin spice cake, Pupkin spice, maple peanut and pupkin spice cheese
cake score a lot. Obviously theingredients have been changed. It's safe for
dogs and okay, so go getyour go get your dog a box of
six pupkin spice. When I gothere, I get too does and so
(16:15):
she'll get you. Okay, wethen get her twelve. That's my boo.
What cereal did you say you wouldturn into a waffle if you could
frosted flakes. Frosted flakes, that'dbe a crunchy waffle. Here's the cereal
that has made their own waffles andit will now be a waffle. Fruty
pebbles, Fruity pebbles, Yes,fruty pebble waffles. Well, I can't
(16:38):
wait. That's not sugar smacks,it's fruity pebbles. Are fretty pebbles.
That's the one with the flintstones onthe front. Okay, yeah, I
be delicious. Anyway, they're instores now because it's National Waffle Day,
so go enjoy. You've got totry this is right? Hell yeah I
would. That's three things you needto know more at the Alabama Show dot
(17:00):
com. Here's what's coming up nexton the Alabama Show. If you want
to win tickets to Pentatonics, we'regiving them away for What's Awesome? Call
the show right now. Eight threethree five oh one BAMA is the number.
Catch off with Alabama in the morningon the iHeart Radio app or wherever
you listen to podcasts. We're givingaway tickets all week long for What's Awesome
(17:22):
to Pentatonics at the b jccall Solisten again tomorrow morning at seven forty for
your last chance to win. Eightthree three five one Bama is the number.
Amber, Good morning. Where areyou calling from? I'm calling from
Cordova. How are you? Oh? We're good. What's going on in
Cordova? About to get ready forwork? Oh? Girl? Where Crdova
it? Do you know where Dora? Yes? Yes, I know?
(17:45):
Okay, okay? Where do youwork? What do you do? I
work at the EPs store? Ohso you deal with customers all day long?
Better in a bad mood, don'tyou? Absolutely? Well, it's
great. Hopefully we can make yourday just a tiny bit better. Era,
do you want to tell Amber whatshe wants Platonic tickets to? Who?
(18:08):
Right now? What did you justsay? Potonics? Patonics? No,
it's Pentatonic Amber. Congratulations, you'regoing to see him at the b
JCC in December. Oh my goodness, thank you so much. Jon Better
messing it up. That's great.Catch up with Alabama in the morning on
(18:33):
the iHeart Radio app or wherever youlisten to podcasts. It's about to get
lit in Alabama's world. How litand I am Alabama. Thank you for
listening to The Alabama Show with mylovely co host de Janue Era. How's
it going? What's up? SoI need your help? I'm gonna regret
this. Eight three three five oneBama is the number. Call the show,
(18:53):
my guy. I'm dating a newguy. This is the first healthy
relationship I've pad in like ever,probably since high school. I'm cheering for
you. I am so happy.We call him Steak Daddy because he cooked
my first steak for me in eightyears. I broke my vegetarianism to eat
a steak, had Filet mignoning fordinner last night. Thank you, Steake
Daddy, or we call him snakeDaddy because he kills the snakes in my
(19:18):
cabin. I like just his nameanyway. I decided this week one night
a week. We usually spend everysingle day together except for one night a
week he goes and plays pool andso I was like, and I love
it because then I do my ownthing. I wear my face mask,
I took a bubble bath with mywine and did all the things great.
(19:41):
And then I told him, Isaid, you know what, I want
my own night a week where Igo do something. And I go like,
I'm gonna find a hobby to do. I don't know. I see,
I used to live in another cityand I used to do trappeeze.
Fun fact, I'm oddly good attrappeeze, but there's nowhere to do trappeesze
in bartment him. So I gotto find a class or a hobby.
(20:03):
This is so healthy, I know. And I'm like, I feel like
there are healthy couples that do thiswhere everybody gets there all night awake,
and I want you to call theshow eight three three five one. Bama,
ladies, what's your thing that youdo to get away from your guy?
My best friend I told her thisyesterday and she's like, oh my
god, let's take a painting class. And she's like telling me all the
things to do. I was like, well, I gotta look first and
see what's out there? But whatdo you think money hobby should be?
(20:26):
One night awake? Ere will?You're always on your phone. I kind
of feel like you should invest ina camera, a real deal photography business,
that's all. And think about it. Think about it. You already
live out there. Don't want towork one night awake. I want to
go do something fun. Daddy isfun. Starting a business is work.
(20:48):
Well, okay, let's let's reframethis. You should start the hobby of
just going out into the wild.I do that at a hike already,
and take pictures of stuff at ONature Photos. Yes, okay, once
a week for you. I wanta class or something like are there any
classes in Birmingham today? It's aclass I got for you. I know
there's like SIPs and brushes, SIPsand paints or whatever. What's your class?
(21:11):
New air DJ? Course? No, I don't want in DJ.
That is no fun to me.What you love it? And that is
a great hobby for you. Iam a terrible DJ. If you want
to book me for your wedding andcall the Alabama show like three three Bama.
You just said you a terrible DA, I'll be terri I can I
can wing it, Okay, poleclasses, twerk, I'll do that.
(21:36):
I can see you doing that.We're gonna call my guy and tell him
I'm gonna take twerking classes. Itseem like he says, he's been like,
oh dear God, yes, I'mgonna. I can't wait to see
the videos. And last he toldme I have the rhythm of Earthworm.
The other day, I swear andjust show up show. When I was
(21:59):
trying to I got the video.Oh my god, call this show.
We're done. You're listening to Alabamain the morning on demand. I'm looking
for a hobby because my guy hashis one night a week that he goes
and does his thing healthy relationship,and now I want to find something one
(22:21):
night or afternoon a week where Igo do my own thing. Good look
eight three three five one bamas thenumber of people who are in healthy relationships.
Tell me what you do when youdo your own thing, or give
me some ideas for a hobby.Good morning. Who's this? Good morning?
This is Tiffany for Pullman. OhTiffany, good morning. Do you
have a class for me to take? So I'm not really sure where you
(22:42):
would take it, but I wasthinking maybe arialists. Oh those are fun
to silk Yeah, the silks erawhere they're like hanging from stuff. It's
kind of like Trappies but not quitetrappis. Yeah, just a fun idea.
Does this class help her relieve straight? Oh yeah, I think it
should. Yeah for sure. WellI don't even care about the relieving stress.
(23:04):
I just want to go out anddo something on my own that's fun
and I will be exactly er youadd to my stress. Oh wow,
Tiffany, do you have a hobbythat you do? Want to wait?
I like to dance, so likeTarla dancing. Oh yes, I said
something too about to the boo abouttaking a dance class. He was like,
(23:26):
well, you can't do that withoutme because we want to take a
dancing class together. Well maybe that'llgive him a cent of to come out
and give you like an additional lotfor yourself. I love it, and
I think salsa classes are romantic.They are they let you connect with that
interview. Yes, that's great.Thank you for calling the show. I
appreciate you. You're welcome. I'llhave a good one. Thanks for listening
to Alabama in the Morning on demandif you missed it on the show today.
(23:49):
D Januarra parked in the employee ofthe month parking spot and I would
have got away with it too ifit wasn't for your cell phone. I
took a picture of it and sentit to all the boss is in a
group chat, and the boss said, I'm in charge of the punishment committee,
and so D January. Next week, I'm giving you a chance to
earn that employee of the month parkingspot to be employee of the month.
(24:11):
You can do my job and it'llbe the DJ new Era show all next
week. Let's do something else.This is great. This will be the
greatest show of all time. Anyway. If you want to go back and
listen, download the free iHeartRadio appplick up the Alabama Show on demand.
We're done. We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for listening to Alabama in the
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