September 1, 2023 • 27 mins
Nick has an issue with his girlfriend wanting to get it on ALL THE TIME in today's Dear Era. Alabama did something she shouldn't have late last night. DJ New Era wants to know if it's okay to have a day with his nephew and not his niece this weekend. PLUS 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. I did something I shouldn't have
done last night. Your boo gotit to it. No, you bought
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up some more chickens. No,I almost did that earlier this week.
But now you cooked something. No, And if I cooked something, it's
not something I shouldn't do. Ialways cook it. Well, what did
you do? I watched The Conjuringbefore pitching mood for Spooky Season, so
I watched the new one, andthen I woke up in the middle of
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the night like thinking something was attackingme in my sleep. I hadn't trained
you or a zombie. I turnedinto a zombie. My boyfriend was feeding
me my chickens locked in the attic, so I wouldn't kill people. So
your body's not used to this isthat's why you're having these dreams. Yeah,
don't watch The Conjuring before bed.I've seen every one of these movies.
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Have you seen the newest one?The Devil Made Me Do It?
That's the one I watched last night. Oh my god, it's the worst.
That was not scary, the firstone, by all, all of
them, I've lost your mind.Come on, I'm the King of horror.
Movies, I would know. Goodfor you? Did you hear you
a blanket? Squeezed up? Atone point, I was like, I
was laying next to my boot whilewe were watching, and I was like,
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oh me, hol me, holdme. I was like, are
the doors locked? And then hegoes, Alexa, it's bedtime and all
the lights turned out, and Iwent, why did you do that?
Did a cross turn upside down?Oh God, I would have ran out
of there so fast. That's scarythan the third one you just watched.
The God it's so bad. Youknow what comes out though? Soon?
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Right, they're making a whole newMichael Myers era is obsessed with Michael Myers.
Era dresses up like Michael Myers everyyear and goes into random places.
Oh, here's the game we shouldplay in October. Okay, we're both
so ready for Spooky Season. Callthe show eight. Three three five one
Bama is the number? Tell DjanueEra where he needs to go around town
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dressed like Michael Myers. We're gonnado a spooky tour. That's what That's
what we should do. Okay.Anyway, how's your day going? Are
you ready for Spooky Season? Callthe show eight three, three five one
Bama. It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you talking about?
On the Alabama Show? The WorldGravy Wrestling Championships is back. Why
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guy, gravy that you put onchicken? Yeah, yeah, gravy that
you put on biscuits, wherever youput your gravy. This happens in England.
It happened earlier in the week.About two thousand leaders of gravy are
used and women literally wrestle and gravywould have sounds so good both ways.
If you could be the host ofit, how would you do it?
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What would be your gravy wrestling name? We have limp biscuit. All limp
biscuit could have been a gravy.Let's see a little biscuit. Oh my
god, the words. I'm mymout here. We have steaking waffles,
chicken and waffles. Just called methe carnel. Oh god? Why super
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easy trivia with the Yellamma shaw,Jessica? Where you calling from? On
my way to work? Where doyou work? What do you do?
What at the Birmingham Zoo. Atthe Birmingham zo Jessica, we haven't talked
to you in a while. How'sit going. It's busy, busy.
Do you need help cleaning stalls?Because Ara volunteers is tribute? He come
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hang out in October fifth. Okay, October Fest is fine. You can
have all the beer you want.Era, I just want to come hang
out with the penguins. No,I want to pet the lions. Penguins,
Era, No lions. Oh no, we do have the lions.
And of course he wants to petthe one animal that will kill him.
No, he won't. It's notgonna say if he would or would ask
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the line if it likes dark mateor light mate. Jessica, are you
calling to play super easy trivia?Here's how it works. I asked the
questions de January as your lifeline.Question number one it is all Halloween movie
theme trivia. How many times doyou have to say beetle juice to make
him appear beetle juice, beetlejuice,beetle juice. Oh, I thought it
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was five. I don't need.That's one of my host's favorite movie.
It's such a good movie. AndMichaels has one of those sandworm inflatable things
for Halloween decorations right now, andI want to get one to put in
my front yard. So bad weOkay, number two? Who is the
skeleton in the Nightmare Before Christmas?Jack skills it. I don't know that
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you need to watch The Nightmare beforeChristmas. It's a classic era so Disney
movie. It's not it's I knowyou could watch it two times in a
year, I guess, Jessica.Last question, who has scissor hands?
Oh? Come on, games withsisorheads? Yes, that is it.
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Congratulation one, Super Easy Trivia SpookyEdition, Happy September. We're all ready
for Halloween. My daughter is superready and much fun is getting ready.
It's three things you need to knowthis. Okay, Google has any AI
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feature that can go to work meetingsfor you. I don't know how to
feel about this. I feel greatabout it because we have so many meetings
that me and you text each otherdaring and go, why are we on
this meeting? Boss? If you'relistening, we hate the stupid teams meetings.
But it's a voice service. It'snot your actual face, so it's
only for virtual meetings, and itcannot trick your boss into thinking you're there.
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But it does take notes and itrecaps the meeting. For you later
on, And they have a featureit's called attend for Me. Scary.
No, it's great. That isabsolutely what AI is for, to go
to all the meetings that it wastesmy time on and then recap it for
me later. We sit in ameeting for an hour. Do you know
how much work we have to getdone? I'm sitting here going I gotta
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edit videos. I gotta think aboutthe show tomorrow. I gotta come up
with content. We're sitting here talkingabout graphs. I don't understand these stupid
graphs. Yeah, I thank you. Just sit there and pay attention and
let the AI do the talking foryou. You don't even pay attention.
You text me the whole time.Neither one of us pay attention. Are
you throwing me out the Yes?Quit putting us on these stupid meetings.
Boss. If you're like they're dumb, I hate them. We have like
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we literally have two meetings every singleday. Yeah, it's a hard job
anyway, it's a hard nat life. Taylor Swift is bringing the eras to
our concert to film. It's gonnabe. It's it's gonna be in the
movies. Are you serious? Yes? And the day that it launches Friday,
October thirteenth. You know how manycities she went to. It's gonna
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be like a five hour movie.It's not gonna be every single movie or
every single city anyway. October thirteenth. Did you just realize there is a
Friday the thirteenth in October this year, and thirteen is Taylor Swift flucky number
Taylor Swift. I can't have yougo over Jason boyhe's like that, that's
Friday the thirteenth, that that's JasonDay, not Taylor Swift Day. I'm
making it Taylor Swift Day. Igot I got an issue with that.
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I will go to the movies dressedup like Taylor Swift. You already got
on Taylor Swift clothes. Now aT shirt, you got all the glasses.
Okay. Here's three things to neverdo during a breakup, according to
a relationship coach. Number one,calling an ex for comfort when you are
lonely. You cannot call your Xbecause you're lonely and want them to come
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over. I don't do that,Okay, I don't do that. Number
two, Oh, you definitely doNumber two checking their social media drop because
you have definitely come in and gone. Mike's wife blocks me and unblocks me,
and then she posts pictures. Idon't check her off. That's it
notifies me that hold on and thenyou go, look, it will drive
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me nuts. Here's the reason.Block their phone numbers in social media for
at least thirty to sixty days afterthe break up. And here's the last
one. Don't talk bad about yourex or try to get your friends to
trash talk your X. I agreewith that one because if you do this,
it's a way of holding onto theconnection. It adds anger to your
life that you don't need, andit keeps you from meeting someone new because
you're so focused on all the badthings about your ex, you can't get
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excited about a new relationship. Bethe bigger person. Yeah, she's an
X for a reason. Move onabout your life. Tell me about your
ex wife again. I ain't goneto tell you. I ain't got nothing
bad to say about her. What'syour impersonation over? Well? I did
do one. She was so loudand oh my god, what did she
say? Bama, don't get mestarted. I see things you need to
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know more at the Alabama Show dotcom on the ELBA, I'm a Shaw,
Good morning, Nick. What's yourissue for dear Era? Slright?
So my girlfriend is horny all thetime and I don't know what to do
about it? A great, Ohgod, what's happening? I'm new?
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Era was gonna love this? Allright? So I've been dating this girl
for six months now and she's superawesome. I love her, like we
have all these things in common.We spend pretty much every day together.
She's great, okay, but theproblem is she literally wants to get naked
all the time. It's maybe she'shorny. It's the same thing. It
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can be, no, because it'snot just about attention. It's not like
she's needy for attention. I don'tthink like and I like, I get
there's a honeymoon phase to every relationship. And for the first three months,
like we dated, it was awesome. But I figured it would just kind
of like fizzle out. We wouldget into like a routine and it wouldn't
be are you doing it? Likeevery day? Is it every day?
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It's not just every day? Likeshe will wake me up in the middle
of the night like I'm exhausted.I'm exhausted. I can't do this.
I can't keep up this rate.Do you have to work early in the
morning. Yes, I have togo to work. I have a job.
It's listen. The first weekend,I was like, this is awesome.
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You know. She waked me uplike three times in the middle of
the night and it was. Butnow I'm like, I can't function on
my daily basis, Like my bossis is giving me a hard time because
I'm exhausted at work and it's showing, and like I'm I'm not you know,
I'm not delivering on projects in time. Have you said anything to your
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girlfriend about it? Yes? Everytime I say like, hey, listen,
I can't I can't rise to theoccasion right now or whatever. You
know. Bad. It sounds likeshe gets her feelings her she starts asking
like what's wrong with her? AmI not attracted to her anymore? And
she's beautiful? It has nothing todo with that. Oh god. Yeah,
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I'm trying to just keep up withher. I'm like taking pills and
I mean my guy friends, Waita minute, Wait a minute, wait
a minute. You're taking pills tobe able to keep up with your girlfriend
in the bedroom. Yeah, okay, it's in the middle of the night,
Like I'm completely asleep and she'll wakeme up, you know, like
it's cool to get woken up sometimes, but not when you have to be
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up in four hours for work.What were you saying about your guy friends
a second ago? Yeah, ohmy god, they are not sympathetic at
all. They're just they just thinkit's hilarious, Like they're no help to
me. What I'm like, whatdo I do? And they're like,
just suck it up, you idiot? Like she's got a hot girlfriend.
But I feel like she's kind oftreating me like a boy, So I
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like, I feel like this isall she wants for me sometimes. Oh
boy, Okay, how do Itell her to cool it down? How
do I say, like, listen, maybe we'll just do this once a
week? Or what do I do? How do you want to give her
a limit to once a week?What do you think? I don't feel
sorry for you. Honestly, Ifeel like at homeboys should give you even
more of a hard time. Ifshe has a high six drive, apparently
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she's into you. At least she'scoming to you four it. Let me
ask you if she in her thirties, because that's when we hit our peak.
Yeah, I look I'm sorry,and we have a hard schedule.
Era. You can't tell me ifyou had a girl staying over all the
time and she's waking you up inthe middle of the night. We got
to wake up at four in themorning and do a radio show, you
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wouldn't come in mad. No,that's why I paced myself. Know what
I'm getting into. Call the show. This is so funny. I have
no advice for you either, becauseI feel like you aren't the one guy
in Alabama right now that has thisproblem. And there's probably hundreds of guys
screaming at their radio right now,going dude, well, you guys are
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no help at all. Call theshow. Sorry, we love you.
We're trying to be Maybe maybe ifyou call in you can help. Nick
eight three three five O one Bamais the number. Or text the keyword
Alabama and your message to three zerothree eight two. You are listening to
Alabama in the Morning's fun demand.Nick called in for dear Era, and
his girlfriend wants to do the crownnup all the time and it's driving him
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nuts. I don't see nothing wrongwith this, Like to the point he's
got to take supplements to be ableto keep up with it, and he's
like, I thought the honeymoon phasewould be over. It's keeping him up
late for work. He wants help. Eight three three five O one.
Bama is the number to call inor text. Text the keyword Alabama and
your message to three zero three eighttwo. Matt, good morning. What
do you think about Nick's issue withhis girlfriend? Yeah, I mean I
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don't see what the problem is.I knew you were gonna say that.
Have you ever had this problem?Apparently not? Well? I mean,
yeah, I did want when wegot the boards, she wanted to do
it too much. Oh yeah,But I mean I would live it,
okay, So then that wasn't theproblem, right Oh no, no,
no, no, that wasn't theproblem. If the guy on Dear Ara
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and his girlfriend break up, youwant us to send her your way.
I got you, buddy, Igot you. Let me know. Oh
God, love you buy Matt.I think Era wishes he had the same
problem that Nick in today's Dear Erahad. His girlfriend wants to do the
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crown up way too much, andhe's like, I'm tired all the time.
She wakes him up, like threetimes in the middle of the night.
Hues Drive for it. They area new couple, tuny. He
says it's too much. He wantsyour help. Eight three three five one.
Bama's the number to call the show, or text the keyword Alabama and
your message in the same text messageto three zero three eight two. Kelly,
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good morning. What do you thinkabout Nick's problem? Well, I'm
just kind of at a loss forwords. I think we all are.
Yeah, But oddly enough, Iwas like that when I was pregnant.
I have heard that that's true.Oh yeah. My husband was like,
baby, I gotta get some sleep. I'm like, but me and the
baby needs you. That's not thething, you say, whoa. But
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it was at least it was temporary, and when it was over he was
like, oh dang, come on, what happened. But what concerns me
is that she feels she's not pretty, she's not worth anything without the sex.
Yeah, that is the thing meto believe that she might have some
kind of underlying issue that makes herfeel like that's the only thing she's worth.
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Probably some trust issues in there.Kelly. That's great, Thank you
for calling the show. All right, Love you guys, Love you.
Nick called in for dear Era andhis girlfriend wants to do the grown up
way too much, Elsie, what'sgoing on with this is not a problem
to me, of course. Eightthree three five one bamis the number.
Nick can't get sleep. He's gettingin trouble at work because he's too tired,
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tired because she's waking him up inthe middle of the night. He
needs your help. Eight three fiveone BAMA is the number of Good morning.
Who's this good morning? This isChris. I knew you were going
to call today. Chris. Whatdo you think about Nick and his girlfriend
that wants to do it too much? All right, he's got to figure
it out. There's no way heain't get any other choice, because I
didn't matter what the reason is.The odds are too strong that she's gonna
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take it as a comment Charry onher desirability. Yeah, yeah, women,
we do do that. Like ifall of a sudden, my guy
doesn't want to see me naked,I'm gonna be like, what's wrong with
you? Okay, you say,see you Nikki. We're talking about doing
the grown up my code word fordoing the grown up? There? Okay,
but does that dictate how much Icare for you? Just because we
have the gold. If we starteda habit and your habit changes, I
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want to know what's going on.Yeah, and it doesn't. It doesn't
matter what the real reason is.It may be that he you know,
he's up too late for work,or it could be whatever, the odds
are too great that she's going totake it that other way. So he's
got to get his life right tobe able to keep bub with this before
when the night comes to be ready. We got to get the film and
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you got to get the fills.Like he's gotta do what he's gotta do.
You gotta look at the nutrition istreating together, because that's why I
stand in Gail. I love you. I thank you for calling. I'm
not going to ask you any morequestions. We appreciate you. Hello,
you too, Thanks for having me. I always appreciate you. It's what
the hell headlines? What the hellare you talking about? On the Alabama
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show Amanatee eight A person's front yardafter Hurricane Nadahlia. Why how you okay?
Explain this? So here's what happened. You know, Hurricane Nadalia hit
Florida earlier this week and all ofthe flooding came inland. Right, Well,
there was a manatee caught on camerabecause it was able to make its
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way inland because of the flooding andwas eating a person's front yard, like
the grass and the on lawn.What is a manatee? Those big You
have to google image amanity. Butlisten to the owner of the home talking
about it eating things right now,Why there's three things. Don't forget all
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way, Duncan. It's just broughtact the roll Tide donut for football season.
I'll pass on it. Why I'mgiving up donuts? Okay, well,
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I'll eat it. The roll Tidedonut. How's vanilla icing topped with
red sprinkles. It's going to beavailable through the end of the year at
participating Duncan locations around Alabama. Let'sjust say it roll time. You ready
would a donut? I'm ready forsome roll Tide my Booze an Auburn fan.
I don't know how we're going tomake it through this season easily.
Just a house divided. Bumble justupdated it's guidelines. Ghosting and no showing
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in real life is now classified asbullying and abusive conduct. Under the updated
policies, they're trying to make peoplelike, if you set a date and
then the person ghosts you in reallife, you're gonna be bullied. You're
gonna be counted as a bully.I don't know. Bumble doesn't say they're
gonna delete your profile, but you'regonna get in trouble. Don't be ghosting.
Who cares about this? I don'ta date with me and not show
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up. If you're gonna spend thetime message me on a dating app.
This is why I'm so glad I'mnot on dating apps anymore, because people
would do this. They would makea plan and talk to you for a
whole week, then boom, allof a sudden, nowhere gone. What
the hell? I used to havethat problem? You probably did that.
Oh I used to get goofed alot. What were you saying to get
ghosted? That's the thing. Wereyou being? Were you like, hey,
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hey girl, I'm Djanuars. Inever use my name or title to
well, there were some of themessages you said on dating apps, give
me a sample, Hey, whatup? Such as such? I go
by slot it down? You know, you know you got better game.
You'd be like, hey girl,nah, I just say what up?
Now, you're better than that.Hang on, tell me your pickup line
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for a girl. We're starting overall right, Hey, what's up baby?
How far do you live from Birmingham? Because you know sometimes that they
had on weird addresses cities you neverheard? You want to go? Do
you want to go to Smoothie?King An? Wanna going to talk on
Mama? It actually worked. Igot a points card at Chipotle. Oh
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my goodness, that's sorry. Thanks. You needs to know at the Alabama
Show dot com. Here's what's comingup next on the Alabama Show. So
here's what we're doing for what's awesomesome special. We are giving away a
four pack of tickets to the AtlantaBraves Versus the Pirates next month. If
you want to go watch, callthe show right now. Yeah. Eight
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three three five one Bama is thenumber. Catch off with Alabama in the
morning on the iHeart Radio app orwherever you listen to podcasts. Okay,
we're giving away four pack of passesto the Atlanta Braves Versus the Pirates in
Atlanta. Take me out to theball game sports. Yeah, anyway,
if you want to win, eightthree three five one Bama is the number.
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Kenneth, good morning. Where areyou calling from? Colin from Birmingham?
What are you doing right now?Headed to work? Where do you
work? What do you do?I'm a show coloring on the school.
Please come take a cooking class fromyou. Absolutely, Oh my god,
chef, I want to go.We are gonna get your information for two
reasons because number one, congratulations youjust won Coulate. Totally serious. Congratulations,
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You're going to see the Braves Versusthe Pirates. But also I'm gonna
get your in folks. I wantto come take your class. We love
you. What's your favorite thing tocook? That's tough right now. It's
probably a Chinese food of bood.All right, sign of I'm on the
way. Congratulations, We love you, Kenneth. Thank you. You're listening
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to Alabama in the Morning on demand. Aaron's breaking up a family. I'm
not doing that. I'll never dothat. That's not in my blood on
my heart. Thanks for listening tothe Alabama Show. I'm a Christian man,
I'm Alabama with de January. Whatare you doing? I got plans
to hang out with my nephew allover the weekend. Where are you taking
your nephew? We're going to seeNinja Turtles the movie. How many siblings
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does your nephew have? How meanhe's sending to my nephew. He's a
sister. What is your nephew apart of He's a twin. He's a
twin and you're only taking him.I'm only taking him. Correct? Is
his twin another boy? Is itidentical twins or paternal? He's got a
twin sister. Oh that changes things. I didn't know that it does how
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because boys like different things than girlsdo. Necessarily. Here's the thing.
Arrow was talking to me about thisearlier in the week, and he was
like, I'm taking my nephew tosee the Ninja Turtles maybe right, And
I'm like, and he's a twin. I'm like, why are you only
taking one and not the other?Well, because in the future, when
I've tried to take and if youmean in the past, when in the
past him, my mind's all overthe place when I tried to take both
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of them, well, when Itried to to take just him, because
now I'm confusing myself now with twins. Okay, so when I tried to
take him in the past, themom never liked me separating the two because
they're twins. Yeah, but it'sa bond. Well yeah, well I
figured, you know, you hangout he's a boy, you hang out
with him. You know, yougot that guy time. It's the time
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to teach. And I kind offeel like, do not know how to
hang out with girls? Yes,but girls don't like the kind of movies
that me and him made light Welike Slinja Turtles. I wanted to be
April O'Neill, who didn't want tobe. April was awesome and the talking
rat was too. Yes, he'sall gonna be in the movies. But
my point is this allowed This allowsme him time to really bond and hang
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out. Now, you gotta takeher somewhere separate. Let me say why
why? Because she does things,She does things without him, and she's
around a lot of women not withyou. You gotta here's what you gotta
do. Oh my god, thisis the greatest thing her uncle, Earra,
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DJ uncle Earra. You're taking hernephew to see the Ninja Turtles maybe
day. Correct, Now you gottatake your niece his twin sister to go
see the new Barbie Man. She'salready saw it. Okay, take her
to get a pedicure and you sitand get a pedicure with her. Oh
my god, my pedicure place haskid pedicure chairs. How old are they?
How old are the twins twinns?Gottle? Oh yeah, take her
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to get a pedicure, and yougotta get a pedicure too. You get
your feet rubbed. Come on there, now, you gotta have a girl
day. It would be so cool. I'm already DJ cool, Uncle Earra.
Not to her because you're taking herbrother out without her. Oh you
know why I'm cool because when Crystaltime comes around, she has something from
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me. Nobody who says that they'recool is really cool. If you have
to tell yourself that you're cool,you know you should try to slam Call
the show. Call the show,because I know there's parents that do this.
I don't have kids, but Ihave heard, like my best friend
has a boy and a girl,and I hang out with my goddaughter,
and I love my goddaughter. Mygodson is he's a baby, so I
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don't know what to do with themeither. And my best friend is very
adamant, like, if you're goingto do something for one of my kids,
you'll do the same thing for bothof my kids. Don't pick a
favorite. I'm not picking a favorite. No, I know that. I'm
just saying that's what parents say.I mean, Now, you gotta go
do a girl day. I'll letyou take care of day. Eight three
three, five zero one Bama isthe number. Absolutely I will. I'm
in Call the show. Do youthink Area should take his niece out to
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do a girl day? Now thathe's taking his nephew out to go see
a movie. Catch up with Alabamain the Morning on the iHeart Radio app
or wherever you listen to podcasts.Are you ready to go? I'm ready
to get out of here. Happyweekend, Oh, enjoy the three days.
We'll be back next week. Anythingyou missed, go well, actually,
all weekend long. Listen to theAlabama Show on demand while you're doing
whatever and enjoying your Labor Day weekend. If you're having a cookout, turn
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us up on the iHeartRadio app andgo follow the Alabama Show on all the
socials. We'll see you next week. Thanks. Thanks for listening to Alabama
in the Morning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. I did something I shouldn't have
done last night. Your boo gotit to it. No, you bought
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up some more chickens. No,I almost did that earlier this week.
But now you cooked something. No, And if I cooked something, it's
not something I shouldn't do. Ialways cook it. Well, what did
you do? I watched The Conjuringbefore pitching mood for Spooky Season, so
I watched the new one, andthen I woke up in the middle of
(00:43):
the night like thinking something was attackingme in my sleep. I hadn't trained
you or a zombie. I turnedinto a zombie. My boyfriend was feeding
me my chickens locked in the attic, so I wouldn't kill people. So
your body's not used to this isthat's why you're having these dreams. Yeah,
don't watch The Conjuring before bed.I've seen every one of these movies.
(01:03):
Have you seen the newest one?The Devil Made Me Do It?
That's the one I watched last night. Oh my god, it's the worst.
That was not scary, the firstone, by all, all of
them, I've lost your mind.Come on, I'm the King of horror.
Movies, I would know. Goodfor you? Did you hear you
a blanket? Squeezed up? Atone point, I was like, I
was laying next to my boot whilewe were watching, and I was like,
(01:25):
oh me, hol me, holdme. I was like, are
the doors locked? And then hegoes, Alexa, it's bedtime and all
the lights turned out, and Iwent, why did you do that?
Did a cross turn upside down?Oh God, I would have ran out
of there so fast. That's scarythan the third one you just watched.
The God it's so bad. Youknow what comes out though? Soon?
(01:45):
Right, they're making a whole newMichael Myers era is obsessed with Michael Myers.
Era dresses up like Michael Myers everyyear and goes into random places.
Oh, here's the game we shouldplay in October. Okay, we're both
so ready for Spooky Season. Callthe show eight. Three three five one
Bama is the number? Tell DjanueEra where he needs to go around town
(02:07):
dressed like Michael Myers. We're gonnado a spooky tour. That's what That's
what we should do. Okay.Anyway, how's your day going? Are
you ready for Spooky Season? Callthe show eight three, three five one
Bama. It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you talking about?
On the Alabama Show? The WorldGravy Wrestling Championships is back. Why
(02:31):
guy, gravy that you put onchicken? Yeah, yeah, gravy that
you put on biscuits, wherever youput your gravy. This happens in England.
It happened earlier in the week.About two thousand leaders of gravy are
used and women literally wrestle and gravywould have sounds so good both ways.
If you could be the host ofit, how would you do it?
(02:52):
What would be your gravy wrestling name? We have limp biscuit. All limp
biscuit could have been a gravy.Let's see a little biscuit. Oh my
god, the words. I'm mymout here. We have steaking waffles,
chicken and waffles. Just called methe carnel. Oh god? Why super
(03:14):
easy trivia with the Yellamma shaw,Jessica? Where you calling from? On
my way to work? Where doyou work? What do you do?
What at the Birmingham Zoo. Atthe Birmingham zo Jessica, we haven't talked
to you in a while. How'sit going. It's busy, busy.
Do you need help cleaning stalls?Because Ara volunteers is tribute? He come
(03:38):
hang out in October fifth. Okay, October Fest is fine. You can
have all the beer you want.Era, I just want to come hang
out with the penguins. No,I want to pet the lions. Penguins,
Era, No lions. Oh no, we do have the lions.
And of course he wants to petthe one animal that will kill him.
No, he won't. It's notgonna say if he would or would ask
(04:00):
the line if it likes dark mateor light mate. Jessica, are you
calling to play super easy trivia?Here's how it works. I asked the
questions de January as your lifeline.Question number one it is all Halloween movie
theme trivia. How many times doyou have to say beetle juice to make
him appear beetle juice, beetlejuice,beetle juice. Oh, I thought it
(04:24):
was five. I don't need.That's one of my host's favorite movie.
It's such a good movie. AndMichaels has one of those sandworm inflatable things
for Halloween decorations right now, andI want to get one to put in
my front yard. So bad weOkay, number two? Who is the
skeleton in the Nightmare Before Christmas?Jack skills it. I don't know that
(04:47):
you need to watch The Nightmare beforeChristmas. It's a classic era so Disney
movie. It's not it's I knowyou could watch it two times in a
year, I guess, Jessica.Last question, who has scissor hands?
Oh? Come on, games withsisorheads? Yes, that is it.
(05:09):
Congratulation one, Super Easy Trivia SpookyEdition, Happy September. We're all ready
for Halloween. My daughter is superready and much fun is getting ready.
It's three things you need to knowthis. Okay, Google has any AI
(05:30):
feature that can go to work meetingsfor you. I don't know how to
feel about this. I feel greatabout it because we have so many meetings
that me and you text each otherdaring and go, why are we on
this meeting? Boss? If you'relistening, we hate the stupid teams meetings.
But it's a voice service. It'snot your actual face, so it's
only for virtual meetings, and itcannot trick your boss into thinking you're there.
(05:51):
But it does take notes and itrecaps the meeting. For you later
on, And they have a featureit's called attend for Me. Scary.
No, it's great. That isabsolutely what AI is for, to go
to all the meetings that it wastesmy time on and then recap it for
me later. We sit in ameeting for an hour. Do you know
how much work we have to getdone? I'm sitting here going I gotta
(06:13):
edit videos. I gotta think aboutthe show tomorrow. I gotta come up
with content. We're sitting here talkingabout graphs. I don't understand these stupid
graphs. Yeah, I thank you. Just sit there and pay attention and
let the AI do the talking foryou. You don't even pay attention.
You text me the whole time.Neither one of us pay attention. Are
you throwing me out the Yes?Quit putting us on these stupid meetings.
Boss. If you're like they're dumb, I hate them. We have like
(06:35):
we literally have two meetings every singleday. Yeah, it's a hard job
anyway, it's a hard nat life. Taylor Swift is bringing the eras to
our concert to film. It's gonnabe. It's it's gonna be in the
movies. Are you serious? Yes? And the day that it launches Friday,
October thirteenth. You know how manycities she went to. It's gonna
(06:57):
be like a five hour movie.It's not gonna be every single movie or
every single city anyway. October thirteenth. Did you just realize there is a
Friday the thirteenth in October this year, and thirteen is Taylor Swift flucky number
Taylor Swift. I can't have yougo over Jason boyhe's like that, that's
Friday the thirteenth, that that's JasonDay, not Taylor Swift Day. I'm
making it Taylor Swift Day. Igot I got an issue with that.
(07:19):
I will go to the movies dressedup like Taylor Swift. You already got
on Taylor Swift clothes. Now aT shirt, you got all the glasses.
Okay. Here's three things to neverdo during a breakup, according to
a relationship coach. Number one,calling an ex for comfort when you are
lonely. You cannot call your Xbecause you're lonely and want them to come
(07:43):
over. I don't do that,Okay, I don't do that. Number
two, Oh, you definitely doNumber two checking their social media drop because
you have definitely come in and gone. Mike's wife blocks me and unblocks me,
and then she posts pictures. Idon't check her off. That's it
notifies me that hold on and thenyou go, look, it will drive
(08:07):
me nuts. Here's the reason.Block their phone numbers in social media for
at least thirty to sixty days afterthe break up. And here's the last
one. Don't talk bad about yourex or try to get your friends to
trash talk your X. I agreewith that one because if you do this,
it's a way of holding onto theconnection. It adds anger to your
life that you don't need, andit keeps you from meeting someone new because
you're so focused on all the badthings about your ex, you can't get
(08:30):
excited about a new relationship. Bethe bigger person. Yeah, she's an
X for a reason. Move onabout your life. Tell me about your
ex wife again. I ain't goneto tell you. I ain't got nothing
bad to say about her. What'syour impersonation over? Well? I did
do one. She was so loudand oh my god, what did she
say? Bama, don't get mestarted. I see things you need to
(08:54):
know more at the Alabama Show dotcom on the ELBA, I'm a Shaw,
Good morning, Nick. What's yourissue for dear Era? Slright?
So my girlfriend is horny all thetime and I don't know what to do
about it? A great, Ohgod, what's happening? I'm new?
(09:15):
Era was gonna love this? Allright? So I've been dating this girl
for six months now and she's superawesome. I love her, like we
have all these things in common.We spend pretty much every day together.
She's great, okay, but theproblem is she literally wants to get naked
all the time. It's maybe she'shorny. It's the same thing. It
(09:43):
can be, no, because it'snot just about attention. It's not like
she's needy for attention. I don'tthink like and I like, I get
there's a honeymoon phase to every relationship. And for the first three months,
like we dated, it was awesome. But I figured it would just kind
of like fizzle out. We wouldget into like a routine and it wouldn't
be are you doing it? Likeevery day? Is it every day?
(10:03):
It's not just every day? Likeshe will wake me up in the middle
of the night like I'm exhausted.I'm exhausted. I can't do this.
I can't keep up this rate.Do you have to work early in the
morning. Yes, I have togo to work. I have a job.
It's listen. The first weekend,I was like, this is awesome.
(10:24):
You know. She waked me uplike three times in the middle of
the night and it was. Butnow I'm like, I can't function on
my daily basis, Like my bossis is giving me a hard time because
I'm exhausted at work and it's showing, and like I'm I'm not you know,
I'm not delivering on projects in time. Have you said anything to your
(10:46):
girlfriend about it? Yes? Everytime I say like, hey, listen,
I can't I can't rise to theoccasion right now or whatever. You
know. Bad. It sounds likeshe gets her feelings her she starts asking
like what's wrong with her? AmI not attracted to her anymore? And
she's beautiful? It has nothing todo with that. Oh god. Yeah,
(11:09):
I'm trying to just keep up withher. I'm like taking pills and
I mean my guy friends, Waita minute, Wait a minute, wait
a minute. You're taking pills tobe able to keep up with your girlfriend
in the bedroom. Yeah, okay, it's in the middle of the night,
Like I'm completely asleep and she'll wakeme up, you know, like
it's cool to get woken up sometimes, but not when you have to be
(11:30):
up in four hours for work.What were you saying about your guy friends
a second ago? Yeah, ohmy god, they are not sympathetic at
all. They're just they just thinkit's hilarious, Like they're no help to
me. What I'm like, whatdo I do? And they're like,
just suck it up, you idiot? Like she's got a hot girlfriend.
But I feel like she's kind oftreating me like a boy, So I
(11:52):
like, I feel like this isall she wants for me sometimes. Oh
boy, Okay, how do Itell her to cool it down? How
do I say, like, listen, maybe we'll just do this once a
week? Or what do I do? How do you want to give her
a limit to once a week?What do you think? I don't feel
sorry for you. Honestly, Ifeel like at homeboys should give you even
more of a hard time. Ifshe has a high six drive, apparently
(12:16):
she's into you. At least she'scoming to you four it. Let me
ask you if she in her thirties, because that's when we hit our peak.
Yeah, I look I'm sorry,and we have a hard schedule.
Era. You can't tell me ifyou had a girl staying over all the
time and she's waking you up inthe middle of the night. We got
to wake up at four in themorning and do a radio show, you
(12:37):
wouldn't come in mad. No,that's why I paced myself. Know what
I'm getting into. Call the show. This is so funny. I have
no advice for you either, becauseI feel like you aren't the one guy
in Alabama right now that has thisproblem. And there's probably hundreds of guys
screaming at their radio right now,going dude, well, you guys are
(12:58):
no help at all. Call theshow. Sorry, we love you.
We're trying to be Maybe maybe ifyou call in you can help. Nick
eight three three five O one Bamais the number. Or text the keyword
Alabama and your message to three zerothree eight two. You are listening to
Alabama in the Morning's fun demand.Nick called in for dear Era, and
his girlfriend wants to do the crownnup all the time and it's driving him
(13:22):
nuts. I don't see nothing wrongwith this, Like to the point he's
got to take supplements to be ableto keep up with it, and he's
like, I thought the honeymoon phasewould be over. It's keeping him up
late for work. He wants help. Eight three three five O one.
Bama is the number to call inor text. Text the keyword Alabama and
your message to three zero three eighttwo. Matt, good morning. What
do you think about Nick's issue withhis girlfriend? Yeah, I mean I
(13:46):
don't see what the problem is.I knew you were gonna say that.
Have you ever had this problem?Apparently not? Well? I mean,
yeah, I did want when wegot the boards, she wanted to do
it too much. Oh yeah,But I mean I would live it,
okay, So then that wasn't theproblem, right Oh no, no,
no, no, that wasn't theproblem. If the guy on Dear Ara
(14:07):
and his girlfriend break up, youwant us to send her your way.
I got you, buddy, Igot you. Let me know. Oh
God, love you buy Matt.I think Era wishes he had the same
problem that Nick in today's Dear Erahad. His girlfriend wants to do the
(14:28):
crown up way too much, andhe's like, I'm tired all the time.
She wakes him up, like threetimes in the middle of the night.
Hues Drive for it. They area new couple, tuny. He
says it's too much. He wantsyour help. Eight three three five one.
Bama's the number to call the show, or text the keyword Alabama and
your message in the same text messageto three zero three eight two. Kelly,
(14:48):
good morning. What do you thinkabout Nick's problem? Well, I'm
just kind of at a loss forwords. I think we all are.
Yeah, But oddly enough, Iwas like that when I was pregnant.
I have heard that that's true.Oh yeah. My husband was like,
baby, I gotta get some sleep. I'm like, but me and the
baby needs you. That's not thething, you say, whoa. But
(15:15):
it was at least it was temporary, and when it was over he was
like, oh dang, come on, what happened. But what concerns me
is that she feels she's not pretty, she's not worth anything without the sex.
Yeah, that is the thing meto believe that she might have some
kind of underlying issue that makes herfeel like that's the only thing she's worth.
(15:37):
Probably some trust issues in there.Kelly. That's great, Thank you
for calling the show. All right, Love you guys, Love you.
Nick called in for dear Era andhis girlfriend wants to do the grown up
way too much, Elsie, what'sgoing on with this is not a problem
to me, of course. Eightthree three five one bamis the number.
Nick can't get sleep. He's gettingin trouble at work because he's too tired,
(16:00):
tired because she's waking him up inthe middle of the night. He
needs your help. Eight three fiveone BAMA is the number of Good morning.
Who's this good morning? This isChris. I knew you were going
to call today. Chris. Whatdo you think about Nick and his girlfriend
that wants to do it too much? All right, he's got to figure
it out. There's no way heain't get any other choice, because I
didn't matter what the reason is.The odds are too strong that she's gonna
(16:22):
take it as a comment Charry onher desirability. Yeah, yeah, women,
we do do that. Like ifall of a sudden, my guy
doesn't want to see me naked,I'm gonna be like, what's wrong with
you? Okay, you say,see you Nikki. We're talking about doing
the grown up my code word fordoing the grown up? There? Okay,
but does that dictate how much Icare for you? Just because we
have the gold. If we starteda habit and your habit changes, I
(16:45):
want to know what's going on.Yeah, and it doesn't. It doesn't
matter what the real reason is.It may be that he you know,
he's up too late for work,or it could be whatever, the odds
are too great that she's going totake it that other way. So he's
got to get his life right tobe able to keep bub with this before
when the night comes to be ready. We got to get the film and
(17:06):
you got to get the fills.Like he's gotta do what he's gotta do.
You gotta look at the nutrition istreating together, because that's why I
stand in Gail. I love you. I thank you for calling. I'm
not going to ask you any morequestions. We appreciate you. Hello,
you too, Thanks for having me. I always appreciate you. It's what
the hell headlines? What the hellare you talking about? On the Alabama
(17:29):
show Amanatee eight A person's front yardafter Hurricane Nadahlia. Why how you okay?
Explain this? So here's what happened. You know, Hurricane Nadalia hit
Florida earlier this week and all ofthe flooding came inland. Right, Well,
there was a manatee caught on camerabecause it was able to make its
(17:51):
way inland because of the flooding andwas eating a person's front yard, like
the grass and the on lawn.What is a manatee? Those big You
have to google image amanity. Butlisten to the owner of the home talking
about it eating things right now,Why there's three things. Don't forget all
(18:22):
Rightheart Radio Music Festival in Vegas iscoming and we're giving you trips. I'm
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There's always somebody who shows up tosurprise everybody that you never know is gonna
(18:45):
be there, like it's a oncein a lifetime experience. Yeah, the
list goes on. It's gonna bemore at and I'm pretty sure and we
have your chance. Keep listening forthe keyword. You could win a trip
to Vegas. Your hotel in yourairfare has covered. So that's on the
way, Duncan. It's just broughtact the roll Tide donut for football season.
I'll pass on it. Why I'mgiving up donuts? Okay, well,
(19:06):
I'll eat it. The roll Tidedonut. How's vanilla icing topped with
red sprinkles. It's going to beavailable through the end of the year at
participating Duncan locations around Alabama. Let'sjust say it roll time. You ready
would a donut? I'm ready forsome roll Tide my Booze an Auburn fan.
I don't know how we're going tomake it through this season easily.
Just a house divided. Bumble justupdated it's guidelines. Ghosting and no showing
(19:33):
in real life is now classified asbullying and abusive conduct. Under the updated
policies, they're trying to make peoplelike, if you set a date and
then the person ghosts you in reallife, you're gonna be bullied. You're
gonna be counted as a bully.I don't know. Bumble doesn't say they're
gonna delete your profile, but you'regonna get in trouble. Don't be ghosting.
Who cares about this? I don'ta date with me and not show
(19:57):
up. If you're gonna spend thetime message me on a dating app.
This is why I'm so glad I'mnot on dating apps anymore, because people
would do this. They would makea plan and talk to you for a
whole week, then boom, allof a sudden, nowhere gone. What
the hell? I used to havethat problem? You probably did that.
Oh I used to get goofed alot. What were you saying to get
ghosted? That's the thing. Wereyou being? Were you like, hey,
(20:18):
hey girl, I'm Djanuars. Inever use my name or title to
well, there were some of themessages you said on dating apps, give
me a sample, Hey, whatup? Such as such? I go
by slot it down? You know, you know you got better game.
You'd be like, hey girl,nah, I just say what up?
Now, you're better than that.Hang on, tell me your pickup line
(20:40):
for a girl. We're starting overall right, Hey, what's up baby?
How far do you live from Birmingham? Because you know sometimes that they
had on weird addresses cities you neverheard? You want to go? Do
you want to go to Smoothie?King An? Wanna going to talk on
Mama? It actually worked. Igot a points card at Chipotle. Oh
(21:06):
my goodness, that's sorry. Thanks. You needs to know at the Alabama
Show dot com. Here's what's comingup next on the Alabama Show. So
here's what we're doing for what's awesomesome special. We are giving away a
four pack of tickets to the AtlantaBraves Versus the Pirates next month. If
you want to go watch, callthe show right now. Yeah. Eight
(21:27):
three three five one Bama is thenumber. Catch off with Alabama in the
morning on the iHeart Radio app orwherever you listen to podcasts. Okay,
we're giving away four pack of passesto the Atlanta Braves Versus the Pirates in
Atlanta. Take me out to theball game sports. Yeah, anyway,
if you want to win, eightthree three five one Bama is the number.
(21:48):
Kenneth, good morning. Where areyou calling from? Colin from Birmingham?
What are you doing right now?Headed to work? Where do you
work? What do you do?I'm a show coloring on the school.
Please come take a cooking class fromyou. Absolutely, Oh my god,
chef, I want to go.We are gonna get your information for two
reasons because number one, congratulations youjust won Coulate. Totally serious. Congratulations,
(22:22):
You're going to see the Braves Versusthe Pirates. But also I'm gonna
get your in folks. I wantto come take your class. We love
you. What's your favorite thing tocook? That's tough right now. It's
probably a Chinese food of bood.All right, sign of I'm on the
way. Congratulations, We love you, Kenneth. Thank you. You're listening
(22:45):
to Alabama in the Morning on demand. Aaron's breaking up a family. I'm
not doing that. I'll never dothat. That's not in my blood on
my heart. Thanks for listening tothe Alabama Show. I'm a Christian man,
I'm Alabama with de January. Whatare you doing? I got plans
to hang out with my nephew allover the weekend. Where are you taking
your nephew? We're going to seeNinja Turtles the movie. How many siblings
(23:10):
does your nephew have? How meanhe's sending to my nephew. He's a
sister. What is your nephew apart of He's a twin. He's a
twin and you're only taking him.I'm only taking him. Correct? Is
his twin another boy? Is itidentical twins or paternal? He's got a
twin sister. Oh that changes things. I didn't know that it does how
(23:33):
because boys like different things than girlsdo. Necessarily. Here's the thing.
Arrow was talking to me about thisearlier in the week, and he was
like, I'm taking my nephew tosee the Ninja Turtles maybe right, And
I'm like, and he's a twin. I'm like, why are you only
taking one and not the other?Well, because in the future, when
I've tried to take and if youmean in the past, when in the
past him, my mind's all overthe place when I tried to take both
(23:55):
of them, well, when Itried to to take just him, because
now I'm confusing myself now with twins. Okay, so when I tried to
take him in the past, themom never liked me separating the two because
they're twins. Yeah, but it'sa bond. Well yeah, well I
figured, you know, you hangout he's a boy, you hang out
with him. You know, yougot that guy time. It's the time
(24:18):
to teach. And I kind offeel like, do not know how to
hang out with girls? Yes,but girls don't like the kind of movies
that me and him made light Welike Slinja Turtles. I wanted to be
April O'Neill, who didn't want tobe. April was awesome and the talking
rat was too. Yes, he'sall gonna be in the movies. But
my point is this allowed This allowsme him time to really bond and hang
(24:42):
out. Now, you gotta takeher somewhere separate. Let me say why
why? Because she does things,She does things without him, and she's
around a lot of women not withyou. You gotta here's what you gotta
do. Oh my god, thisis the greatest thing her uncle, Earra,
(25:03):
DJ uncle Earra. You're taking hernephew to see the Ninja Turtles maybe
day. Correct, Now you gottatake your niece his twin sister to go
see the new Barbie Man. She'salready saw it. Okay, take her
to get a pedicure and you sitand get a pedicure with her. Oh
my god, my pedicure place haskid pedicure chairs. How old are they?
How old are the twins twinns?Gottle? Oh yeah, take her
(25:23):
to get a pedicure, and yougotta get a pedicure too. You get
your feet rubbed. Come on there, now, you gotta have a girl
day. It would be so cool. I'm already DJ cool, Uncle Earra.
Not to her because you're taking herbrother out without her. Oh you
know why I'm cool because when Crystaltime comes around, she has something from
(25:44):
me. Nobody who says that they'recool is really cool. If you have
to tell yourself that you're cool,you know you should try to slam Call
the show. Call the show,because I know there's parents that do this.
I don't have kids, but Ihave heard, like my best friend
has a boy and a girl,and I hang out with my goddaughter,
and I love my goddaughter. Mygodson is he's a baby, so I
(26:06):
don't know what to do with themeither. And my best friend is very
adamant, like, if you're goingto do something for one of my kids,
you'll do the same thing for bothof my kids. Don't pick a
favorite. I'm not picking a favorite. No, I know that. I'm
just saying that's what parents say.I mean, Now, you gotta go
do a girl day. I'll letyou take care of day. Eight three
three, five zero one Bama isthe number. Absolutely I will. I'm
in Call the show. Do youthink Area should take his niece out to
(26:29):
do a girl day? Now thathe's taking his nephew out to go see
a movie. Catch up with Alabamain the Morning on the iHeart Radio app
or wherever you listen to podcasts.Are you ready to go? I'm ready
to get out of here. Happyweekend, Oh, enjoy the three days.
We'll be back next week. Anythingyou missed, go well, actually,
all weekend long. Listen to theAlabama Show on demand while you're doing
whatever and enjoying your Labor Day weekend. If you're having a cookout, turn
(26:52):
us up on the iHeartRadio app andgo follow the Alabama Show on all the
socials. We'll see you next week. Thanks. Thanks for listening to Alabama
in the Morning on demand.
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