September 11, 2023 • 19 mins
Jana got a matching tattoo with her ex and her current boyfriend doesn't know in today's Dear Era. There's something big coming back to Sonic today in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama. Good morning, Good morning
Alabama, Djemera. I love you. I love you too. I went
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off the rails this weekend. Ohyeah, I know. Now you don't
know. You want me to tellyou? Hollo? Okay, what is
it? I went to my goddaughter's birthday party yesterday, Dad. Okay,
we talked about this and my bestfriend ordered barbecue for the meal.
Okay, I ate barbecue chicken.You and you're hello, you were steak.
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Now it's chicken off the rails.He's just giving up on your journey.
I know. I was a vegetarianfor ten years. If you missed
it. I had a steak aboutwhat a month and a half ago?
O? No, about two month? About two months ago I started eating
steak in That's why we call myboot steak Daddy, because he made me
my first steak in ten years.And I said I wouldn't eat chicken because
I'm raising chicken. But right smellsso good and it tasted so good.
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What's the first thing that came toyour mind when you bit into that chicken?
I thought about my pet chickens,and I was like, sorry,
chicks, I won't eat my pets, but I don't eat those. Was
it a breast or like a chickenthigh? I don't know. It was
like shredded up. It was fullMoon barbecue. I made a barbecue sandwich
with it. Thank you, fullMoon. Did you have the mac and
cheese they got? Yeah? Ihad the mac and cheese too. That's
a perfect combo. You know whatis also good? Sometimes I'll take the
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mac and cheese and put it ina bun and put the barbecue sauce on
it and make like a barbecue macand cheese sandwich. You ate good?
This we getting compared to meat?Good? Lucky you. All the meat?
Oh we know you get into allthe meat, literally all the meat.
It's a dirty chant said, butthis meat had sauce. The other
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meat was just playing. Is itChristmas time? Was it a candy cake?
What the hell? It's gonna bea good Saturday? Look? It
really is five one? BAMA isthe number? Good morning? What the
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hell? It's what the hell?Headlines on the Labama Shaw. A man
used hedge clippers to cut off anklemonitor at Ace Hardware. Why you this
is something you would do? Ifeel like I take my time and keep
it moving. It happened in Ohio. He was caught on security camera clipping
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off his ankle bracelet with hedge clippersinside the Ace Hardware store. This is
the store manager talking about what happened. Maybe he thought that it was an
outlays spot that he just come inand we have hedge clippers. Other stores
in the plazza do not have them. And we were the helpful hardware folks
with the hedge clippers, Yes wewere. Why how are you super Easy
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Trivia with the Yellam Michhew Courtney,Good morning. Where are you calling from?
O'm Birmingham. What are you doing? I'm headed to work. Where
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teacher in Brookwood, Yes, Bowood. Here we tell it's near. It's
t school is the county. Okay, thank you for what you do.
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Also, you're a third grade teacher, which is great because this means you're
definitely gonna win Super Easy Trivia againstDJ and Newer. I'm already nervous.
Okay, here we go. Questionnumber one, what do you call a
baby goat? Nobody knows? It'swhat you teach. Yeah, I really
don't know. It's what you teachkid? A kid? A baby goat
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is called a kid? That wasfarm trivia. Okay, this one will
be easier. Super easy trivia.Question number two for our third grade teacher.
How many stars are on the Americanflag? Let me lean bag?
All right, you don't know this? Okay, wait before you get you
were going to get that wrong.Got it? Okay? Last question,
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Super easy trivia. Who is thePrince and the Little Mermaid? I don't
remember the movie. They just dida remake. Literally just watched the Disney
remake this weekend. It's on DisneyPlus right now. Oh my god,
it's so good. Also, congratulatedChristy. Congratulations you just wont Super easy
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trivia. Yay, thank you somuch. Thank you. You're going to
nickelback this weekend at Oak Mountain Amphitheaterwith Brantley Gilbert. Also, there's three
things you need to know. Imean to tell you the football scores are
now. I know who you already? Yeah, no one, but tell
me Alabama loss to Texas twenty fourto thirty four. That was a hard
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loss. Sorry, real tide Auburnone. You know what, I'll write
my boo as an Auburn fan.So I'll root for Auburn with him.
Auburn beat California fourteen to ten.If any Alabama teams beat any other States
teams, I will root for them. I'm always a real tied girl.
But go Auburn. You think,are we gonna have a Betty get an
Alabama? No? I never will. All right, they won their game
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this weekend, so good for them. Joe Jonas finally broke his silence over
the divorce with Sophie Turner that they'regoing through. They had a concert over
the weekend, and Joe said atDodger Stadium, it's been a tough week.
I just want to say, Look, if you don't hear it from
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these lips, don't believe it.Okay, thank you everyone for your love
and support. Me and my familylove you, guys. You gotta speak
up for it. That is agreat point. If there's a rumor going
around and you don't hear it fromthe person themselves and addressing it, don't
start making up stories in your headof what you think it is. Not.
All rumors are true here from everybody, wait on that source. That's
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how I've always been listen to bothsides exactly because Sophie has a side too,
right, sit out at the tableand listen to both sides. Nobody's
heard, nobody knows right. Peopleare just starting online. Forenzy, don't
be crazy, don't be crazy.On TikTok Okay, Elon Musk had a
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third baby with Grimes. Listen tothe name. Are you ready for the
baby's name? Yes, techno mechanicsmechanicus. Okay. I feel sorry for
it his baby because when they goto school, it's open face, fair
game, he jokes. Here's thething. Nobody knows anything about this baby.
When the baby was born. Isthe baby a boy or a girl?
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He uh, This will be revealedin a book that is going to
be published about Elon Musk. It'shis biography, and so now everybody he's
just finding about it. Third secretbaby techno Mechanicis it sound like a video
game? It sounds like expell yamas. It sounds like a Hairy Potter spell.
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Like if i's if Elon Musk wasmy dad when I hit like twelve
or thirteen, I'm gonna look athim and be like, what the damn
hell was wrong with you? Howmuch pot did you smoke? When mom
had me, Dad, He willsay, you know what mechanicis grounded?
Blame it on Twitter. It's noteven Twitter anymore. It's x another weird
name. There's a lot of xis everywhere. Anyway. That's three things
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you need to know. More atthe Alabama Show dot com on the Alabama
Shaw Good morning, Shannah. What'syour issue for dear Era, I'm keeping
a secret from my boyfriend. Thisis the worst, not a good idea.
What's going on? Okay? Somy ex, as in five years
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ago, we got matching tattoos.What kind of tattoos? Oh, it's
it's like this like cool mountain scenething. Okay, I never got it
covered. You know, no onewould ever know is a matching tattoo because
it's not like something that you wouldthink would be a matching tattoo. So
I just want to recap this.You and your ex got a matching tattoo
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five years ago of mountains. Okay. Yeah, So you know, fast
forward now and like we're broken up. We've been broken up for like three
years, and I am with someonenow that I am just like absolutely in
love with. Okay, we're gonnaget married. You think you're gonna get
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married Okay, that tattoo has ameaning behind it. So three years and
you still have it. I'm notunderstanding why. I mean, it's expensive
to get a cover up. Haveyou ever guns to tattoo ars? Do
you want to pay for this coverup? Er? I'll pay four years
if it's going to help her out. I had a cover up a model
that calls me fifty bucks fifty Butno, this is not a fifty dollars
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cover or up tattoo. I'm assaving. Since you said you're keeping a
secret from your boyfriend, your boyfrienddoesn't know that this is a matching tattoo
with your ex. No, I'venever told him that the tattoo I have
is matching with my ex. Andnow he's telling me that he wants to
get a matching tattoo together. Ohno, yea is not good. Yeah,
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it's not good. And I keeptelling him no because I feel like
it's bad luck. And you know, I just I'm just like, no,
you know, we shouldn't. Andhe doesn't even know that that's why
that you have a matching it.I'm matching tattoo already with your ex and
it didn't work out. Oh mygod. Yeah, And then he's like
even said, like, oh,well, I you know, I really
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like the mountains that you have,you know, and I would like that
kind of tattoo and do that.And I'm just like panicking because I don't
want him to, you know,I don't want him to get the mountains
that I have with my ex,so that you and your eggs and your
current boyfriend would all three have amatching tattoo. Yeah, I'm not trying
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to be in a love triangle witha tattoo. It's gonna be super awkward,
but it's not fair to anybody inthis situation. No, And you
know, I'm just I'm afraid thatif I tell him now the real reason
that we got matching tattoos, he'llbe mad for not telling him. You
know, you've been in this relationshipnow for a few years, and I
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don't know. It's just it's ahuge problem. Okay, Era, what
do you think? Do you thinkthat Shanna should tell her current boyfriend that
the mountains that she has is atattoo she got matching with an ex.
They've been dating for two years andhe doesn't know two years. You gotta
tell them. It's only right becauseif you want to build trust, why
not start by being honest about what'son your body? And when it comes
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to body art, that's a formof expression. Every tattoo on my body
I have thirty five, it meanssomething. Let me ask you this,
Why have you not told him yetthat that's a matching tattoo with your ex?
And I feel like we got sofar into the relationship right now that
it feels like it would be perceivedas a untrustworthy thing that I haven't told
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him yet. And I don't know. I just don't. I don't want
him to associate something on my bodywith another man. Do you think that
he'll break up with you if youtell him? I hope not, but
I'm that's one of my fears.Oh dear God, call the show.
Have you ever gotten a matching tattoowith an X? And your current made
does not know? What does Shannahneed to do? I am so glad
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that none of my tattoos are matchingwith anybody. Eight three three five one
Bama is the number or text thekeyword Alabama and your message to three zero
three eight two. You are listeningto Alabama in the morning on demand.
Shannah has a problem, A bigproblem where she got a matching tattoo with
her X five years ago, andnow she's in a new relationship and she
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loves this guy. She wants toget married, and he wants to get
a matching tattoo, and he likesthe tattoo that she has and doesn't know
it's actually a matching tattoo with anotherguy. He's like, maybe I'll just
go ahead and get a tattoo ofthe same thing you have. That's a
bad idea, brother, Oh mygod, it's so bad. And Arrows
like, why do you just notget it covered? Get it covered up?
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That's the easiest way to hide something. Here's my question for you.
Well and two, don't you wantto forget your exes once the relationships done?
Yeah, you want to forget him, But if he aded on a
good note, it's differently move on. Do you still keep things from your
ex me? Yeah? Do youstill have many of your ex wife's stuff?
I gave away my old ex box. Don't know. No, you
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have none of your ex wife stuff. I have a couple of one of
my exes, like shirts, andI throw it in an old closet just
in case he ever wants him back, Why just get rid of it period?
You think he's gonna ask for anold shirts? That's the question,
Like I want it up? Likedo you keep things of your exes to
remember them by, just to holdonto it a case they want it bad?
Any of it? I don't know, Like I've I've got like three
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x'es back of things. You're bringingin old baggage to something new. That's
not a good way to start itoff. So if it's in the household
and it's hiding, it's still there. There's a pair of shorts that I
have from one of my exes,like Jim shorts are that are the most
comfortable shorts I have ever stolen froma person ever, And I do not
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want to get rid of them.I've not told my current though, that
they're from the X I was goingto AX. How would you think he
would feel if he knew that?I don't know, call the show.
I gotta go to Walmart and justbuy you some more shorts. Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is thenumber? Do you keep things of your
exes? It's three things you needto know? Are you on Hulu or
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Disney Plus? Now you you hijackstuff. You don't even pay for anything.
You got jail broke. I gotHulu though it isn't that's not jail
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up what you counsel out. Iknow that. I like that. But
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That's expensive, just you know youknow what, go to YouTube They
stream all the football games now forfree. Whoa or go to a sports
bar? Got to beat ups andwatch the games there? Who wants their
free house? Though? I do? You're not leaving a house to go
see a football game with your man. We'll leave the house to do other
things though. Oh okay, Idon't care about football. Okay. So
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If you have a gently used plasticdog crate, they need them by today.
They posted on their Facebook page.They have three major trans ports leaving
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Birmingham and Huntsville and Tuscaloosa. Okay, here's what's coming back to Sonic another
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don't care. I got a brushflowers and then put him in after that.
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No, I'm good. This stickthe eating pickles regular at the jar.
No, fried pickles are way better. You. I've lost your mind.
I've never even had a fried pickle. I've never had one. That's
three things you need to know moreat the Alabama Show dot com. Here's
what's coming up next on the AlabamaShow. So we love to hear all
of the good things that are goingon in your life, positive stuff only
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we call it What's Awesome. Ifyou want to share what's awesome in your
life, call the show eight threethree five O Onebama or text the keyword
Alabama and you're What's awesome to threezero three eight two. You're listening to
Alabama in the morning hold on demand? All right, what's your what's awesome?
I got my car d January finallygot his car that's been gone for
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six months, six to seven months? Thank god? Oh well good?
Are you to post a picture ofit on Instagram? It's got about a
month left of work need to bedone? Okay? Eight three three five
oh one BAMA is the number welike to celebrate the things that are awesome
in your life. My what's awesome? As I went to my goddaughter's birthday
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party over the weekend and everybody metmy new boyfriend for the first time,
my best friend, her mother inlawna, everything, and they were all
like, look at your silver fucksshowing off. My best friend goes look
at his butt, and I waslike, oh God, here we go
anyway. Eight three three five oone BAMA is the number? What's awesome
in your life? Jennifer, Goodmorning. Where are you calling from.
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I'm in law Ballo, headed towork. I love you, Thank you
for listening. What's your what's awesome? I'm had one for you. We
have pumpkin spice waffles at waffle house. Now, yeah, waffle Houseted waffle
house is my favorite place. TheFiesta Omelet no ham is my jam.
But I'm going to go get pumpkinspice waffle. That's so great, girl.
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Have you tried them? I haven'ttried. On me up, I'm
coming in and I'm gonna tip you, which I'm giving you the best tip
ever today. What waffle house doyou work at? Hollina? Oh girl,
I love you. We will seeyou later. You're in the bed.
You're a cook. I might hadto pull up to thank you.
Jennifer, You're what's awesome today.Catch off with Alabama in the morning on
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the iHeart Radio app or wherever youlisten to podcasts. Well, apparently I
am a husband thief. Who didyou steal? When did you steal?
And when did you do this?Thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with the January Good Morningeight one Bama as the number two
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call, or you can text thekeyword Alabama and your message to three zero
three eight two. Let's talk aboutthe drama in my life today. Oh
God, Arra has been panicking fora whole week. He's been like I
don't want to do this. Ireally have in panicking. So here's what's
been going on. For a week. There has been my boyfriend's ex wife
has been dragging me three the mudon social media. She made a TikTok,
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there's Facebook post she's tagging me sayinghow I ruined their marriage and broke
their marriage apart. And I justdon't see you as being a person.
And now women have been like commentingon my social media calling me a like
all kinds of names. Actually thenickname they're giving me as table girl,
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good got. People have been tryingto find my address on the internet.
That is a great question, likethey have Like, honestly, I see
why kids in high school who arebullied online have meltdowns because I've been bullied
for the past week. Social mediais the worst way to go about doing
it. And what is crazy isthe full story wasn't even put out there,
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like it's only part of the story, and so now everybody's just making
assumptions. And so finally today Iwas like, Arrow, We're just going
to tell the whole story. Iwant to know what's going on because I
don't think I don't see you asbeing this person. What she left out
in the story is five years ago, I met my boyfriend, my current
boyfriend. He was married to thisgirl that I knew. They were swingers
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and in an open marriage. Ohwas it a pineapple on the door,
and took me to a swingers partywith them. So, by the way,
if you have if you're a pineappleperson, you have a pineapple on
your front porch. No judgment here, I don't care. Did you have
a vip risband excess? It wasfive years ago, okay, So five
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years ago party? Okay. Thenthey got divorced two years ago. So
you're not the reason for their divorce. You look at the timeline. Okay,
he had a whole other girlfriend betweenthe two of them. I am
not a home wrecker. If youwatch this girl's TikTok, she is clearly
crazy and she's the reason the divorcehappened. Oh my god, like literally,
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and so what she the whole thingis is all these women are calling
me table girl because I hooked upwith him on a table. First off,
you got to come off with abetter name because I've done things on
a table. Oh no, no, no, listen, literally, if
you're calling me table girl, you'reunstable girl. What a maid's it?
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Go? Stop? Oh god?And then here is what I have decided
today on the show. We're notgonna let somebody who is trying to bully
me ruin made the show, ourday whatever, because this has just been
a whirlwind of the story. Andif you're worried about me hooking up with
somebody on a table, a tablefive years ago, there's way more better
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places to do. Like you thinkof a lot of places you need to
spice up your life. Try amovie seat. So that this is what
we're gonna have fun with it.We're gonna have fun with it today.
And I gotta say this, youknow, when it comes to social media,
anybody can say stuff on social media, but what really makes account back
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in the day how I used tobe. Say it to my face.
That's how I feel anyway. Ilove you, Yes, this is true.
Call the show. We're gonna havefun with it. We're not gonna
let this person ruin my joy andsteal my thunder. And I'm not going
to feel guilty about my relationship becauseI love him. We are in a
great, healthy relationship and have bothbeen so supportive of each other and this
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has really brought us closer together.Right and as always that person's version and
initial version. Let's get back ontopic. Yeah, table Girl, we're
gonna have fun with it. Allthe fun places you've done the grown up.
Oh this is great outside man,come on ere. Five h one
Bama is the number. There's thefunnest place you've ever done the grown up?
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Oh my god, you're listening toAlabama in the morning and demand I
didn't even tell you the kicker ofwhat we're doing. What's the kicker?
If you missed it, By theway, thanks for listening to the Alabama
Show. Eight three three five oneBama is the number. For a week,
people have been bullying me online,calling me table girls not nice because
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I hooked up with my boyfriend fiveyears ago on a table. I'm gonna
make t shirts. Oh that's saytable Girl, and I'm going to donate
all the proceeds to an anti bullyingcharity. This is great, great idea.
If you would like to buy ashirt, I will link everything on
my social media today Alabama Radio onInstagram, Facebook, take TikTok, all
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of the Twitter anyway. Eight threethree five one Bama is the number.
We're having fun with this. Callthe show. Where's the funnest place you
have ever done the grown Up?Because the table is not the most interesting
place to do it, not atall. Good morning. Who's this?
This is Wayne? Wayne? Oh? I love you? Wayne? Please
tell me have a funny place?You did the dirty bag Sedum a time
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behind the wall morgue. He well, we know where to get supplies.
You're my favorite. Thank you forcalling the show. So we're making lemonade
out of lemons today. Okay,thanks for calling the Alabama Show, and
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we're doing it on a table.Apparently, if you missed it, I
have been brated online all week longfrom a story of me hooking up with
my current boyfriend on a table fromfive years ago. This is a wild
story. His ex left out thewhole, all the details that actually matter.
And if you missed it, youcan always go back and listen to
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the Alabama Show on demand on theiHeartRadio app. But we're gonna have fun
with it. Eight three three fiveone Bama is the number. Where's the
funnest place You've ever done The grownUp? I got places? Or text
the key word Alabama and your messageto three zero three eight two. Tell
me a place easy the movie theater. Ill, stop it, stop it,
We're not good morning? Who's thisgood morning? Chris? Oh Chris,
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I'll love you. Please tell meyou have a funny place you did
the grown up the funniest place thatI have done. It's grown up or
more interesting than a freaking table.I mean, heck, kitchen counters.
Come on, I've done it ina lot more places since the table,
kitchen floor, kitchen, kitchen counters, nightclothes. I love you. I
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love you for calling the show.Thanks for having fun with us, because
we're not gonna let a bully win. That's the thing. Like here on
the show, we do not letbullies win. And and that's what I'm
doing. I'm gonna sell t shirtsthat say table girl, and we're going
to donate all the profits to ananti bullying charity. Wish I get area
when Alabamy I like them put medown for two. I love you,
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Chris, thanks for calling the show. Yeah, what the hell? It's
what the hell headlines on the elma show. A human skull with a
fake eyeball was donated to Goodwill.Why you somebody's doing something good once.
That's not good. It is ahuman skull who even has that? It
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was donated in an Arizona good Willwith a box full of other stuff,
and people are like, what thehell you can be a good pray for
Halloween. Well, I feel likethat's probably what it is, a prank
for Halloween. But they had tocall the cops to investigate. Nobody knows
who the skull belongs to, Likewas it a victim of somebody? Like
who has a human skull? Era? Not is scary? Now? Why
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you catch up with Alabama in themorning on the iHeart Radio app or wherever
you listen to podcasts. Good ShowToday, Buddy, great job, We're
done. Go follow the Alabama Showon Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook,
or follow Alabama Radio because I'm goingto sell shirts that say table girl,
Hey, I support this. Weare going to donate the proceeds to
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anti bullying charities. Yeah, allfor a good cause. And if you
missed, why and you'll want tohear all the drama. Everything we have
ever done on the radio ever onthe Alabama Show is on the iHeartRadio app.
Look up The Alabama Show on demandand we'll be back tomorrow. Writing
early peace than thanks for listening toAlabama in the morning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama. Good morning, Good morning
Alabama, Djemera. I love you. I love you too. I went
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off the rails this weekend. Ohyeah, I know. Now you don't
know. You want me to tellyou? Hollo? Okay, what is
it? I went to my goddaughter's birthday party yesterday, Dad. Okay,
we talked about this and my bestfriend ordered barbecue for the meal.
Okay, I ate barbecue chicken.You and you're hello, you were steak.
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Now it's chicken off the rails.He's just giving up on your journey.
I know. I was a vegetarianfor ten years. If you missed
it. I had a steak aboutwhat a month and a half ago?
O? No, about two month? About two months ago I started eating
steak in That's why we call myboot steak Daddy, because he made me
my first steak in ten years.And I said I wouldn't eat chicken because
I'm raising chicken. But right smellsso good and it tasted so good.
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What's the first thing that came toyour mind when you bit into that chicken?
I thought about my pet chickens,and I was like, sorry,
chicks, I won't eat my pets, but I don't eat those. Was
it a breast or like a chickenthigh? I don't know. It was
like shredded up. It was fullMoon barbecue. I made a barbecue sandwich
with it. Thank you, fullMoon. Did you have the mac and
cheese they got? Yeah? Ihad the mac and cheese too. That's
a perfect combo. You know whatis also good? Sometimes I'll take the
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mac and cheese and put it ina bun and put the barbecue sauce on
it and make like a barbecue macand cheese sandwich. You ate good?
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It's a dirty chant said, butthis meat had sauce. The other
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What the hell? It's gonna bea good Saturday? Look? It
really is five one? BAMA isthe number? Good morning? What the
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used hedge clippers to cut off anklemonitor at Ace Hardware. Why you this
is something you would do? Ifeel like I take my time and keep
it moving. It happened in Ohio. He was caught on security camera clipping
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off his ankle bracelet with hedge clippersinside the Ace Hardware store. This is
the store manager talking about what happened. Maybe he thought that it was an
outlays spot that he just come inand we have hedge clippers. Other stores
in the plazza do not have them. And we were the helpful hardware folks
with the hedge clippers, Yes wewere. Why how are you super Easy
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Trivia with the Yellam Michhew Courtney,Good morning. Where are you calling from?
O'm Birmingham. What are you doing? I'm headed to work. Where
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t school is the county. Okay, thank you for what you do.
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Also, you're a third grade teacher, which is great because this means you're
definitely gonna win Super Easy Trivia againstDJ and Newer. I'm already nervous.
Okay, here we go. Questionnumber one, what do you call a
baby goat? Nobody knows? It'swhat you teach. Yeah, I really
don't know. It's what you teachkid? A kid? A baby goat
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is called a kid? That wasfarm trivia. Okay, this one will
be easier. Super easy trivia.Question number two for our third grade teacher.
How many stars are on the Americanflag? Let me lean bag?
All right, you don't know this? Okay, wait before you get you
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remake this weekend. It's on DisneyPlus right now. Oh my god,
it's so good. Also, congratulatedChristy. Congratulations you just wont Super easy
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trivia. Yay, thank you somuch. Thank you. You're going to
nickelback this weekend at Oak Mountain Amphitheaterwith Brantley Gilbert. Also, there's three
things you need to know. Imean to tell you the football scores are
now. I know who you already? Yeah, no one, but tell
me Alabama loss to Texas twenty fourto thirty four. That was a hard
(05:00):
loss. Sorry, real tide Auburnone. You know what, I'll write
my boo as an Auburn fan.So I'll root for Auburn with him.
Auburn beat California fourteen to ten.If any Alabama teams beat any other States
teams, I will root for them. I'm always a real tied girl.
But go Auburn. You think,are we gonna have a Betty get an
Alabama? No? I never will. All right, they won their game
(05:20):
this weekend, so good for them. Joe Jonas finally broke his silence over
the divorce with Sophie Turner that they'regoing through. They had a concert over
the weekend, and Joe said atDodger Stadium, it's been a tough week.
I just want to say, Look, if you don't hear it from
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these lips, don't believe it.Okay, thank you everyone for your love
and support. Me and my familylove you, guys. You gotta speak
up for it. That is agreat point. If there's a rumor going
around and you don't hear it fromthe person themselves and addressing it, don't
start making up stories in your headof what you think it is. Not.
All rumors are true here from everybody, wait on that source. That's
(06:03):
how I've always been listen to bothsides exactly because Sophie has a side too,
right, sit out at the tableand listen to both sides. Nobody's
heard, nobody knows right. Peopleare just starting online. Forenzy, don't
be crazy, don't be crazy.On TikTok Okay, Elon Musk had a
(06:26):
third baby with Grimes. Listen tothe name. Are you ready for the
baby's name? Yes, techno mechanicsmechanicus. Okay. I feel sorry for
it his baby because when they goto school, it's open face, fair
game, he jokes. Here's thething. Nobody knows anything about this baby.
When the baby was born. Isthe baby a boy or a girl?
(06:48):
He uh, This will be revealedin a book that is going to
be published about Elon Musk. It'shis biography, and so now everybody he's
just finding about it. Third secretbaby techno Mechanicis it sound like a video
game? It sounds like expell yamas. It sounds like a Hairy Potter spell.
(07:12):
Like if i's if Elon Musk wasmy dad when I hit like twelve
or thirteen, I'm gonna look athim and be like, what the damn
hell was wrong with you? Howmuch pot did you smoke? When mom
had me, Dad, He willsay, you know what mechanicis grounded?
Blame it on Twitter. It's noteven Twitter anymore. It's x another weird
name. There's a lot of xis everywhere. Anyway. That's three things
(07:35):
you need to know. More atthe Alabama Show dot com on the Alabama
Shaw Good morning, Shannah. What'syour issue for dear Era, I'm keeping
a secret from my boyfriend. Thisis the worst, not a good idea.
What's going on? Okay? Somy ex, as in five years
(07:55):
ago, we got matching tattoos.What kind of tattoos? Oh, it's
it's like this like cool mountain scenething. Okay, I never got it
covered. You know, no onewould ever know is a matching tattoo because
it's not like something that you wouldthink would be a matching tattoo. So
I just want to recap this.You and your ex got a matching tattoo
(08:16):
five years ago of mountains. Okay. Yeah, So you know, fast
forward now and like we're broken up. We've been broken up for like three
years, and I am with someonenow that I am just like absolutely in
love with. Okay, we're gonnaget married. You think you're gonna get
(08:37):
married Okay, that tattoo has ameaning behind it. So three years and
you still have it. I'm notunderstanding why. I mean, it's expensive
to get a cover up. Haveyou ever guns to tattoo ars? Do
you want to pay for this coverup? Er? I'll pay four years
if it's going to help her out. I had a cover up a model
that calls me fifty bucks fifty Butno, this is not a fifty dollars
(08:58):
cover or up tattoo. I'm assaving. Since you said you're keeping a
secret from your boyfriend, your boyfrienddoesn't know that this is a matching tattoo
with your ex. No, I'venever told him that the tattoo I have
is matching with my ex. Andnow he's telling me that he wants to
get a matching tattoo together. Ohno, yea is not good. Yeah,
(09:20):
it's not good. And I keeptelling him no because I feel like
it's bad luck. And you know, I just I'm just like, no,
you know, we shouldn't. Andhe doesn't even know that that's why
that you have a matching it.I'm matching tattoo already with your ex and
it didn't work out. Oh mygod. Yeah, And then he's like
even said, like, oh,well, I you know, I really
(09:43):
like the mountains that you have,you know, and I would like that
kind of tattoo and do that.And I'm just like panicking because I don't
want him to, you know,I don't want him to get the mountains
that I have with my ex,so that you and your eggs and your
current boyfriend would all three have amatching tattoo. Yeah, I'm not trying
(10:03):
to be in a love triangle witha tattoo. It's gonna be super awkward,
but it's not fair to anybody inthis situation. No, And you
know, I'm just I'm afraid thatif I tell him now the real reason
that we got matching tattoos, he'llbe mad for not telling him. You
know, you've been in this relationshipnow for a few years, and I
(10:24):
don't know. It's just it's ahuge problem. Okay, Era, what
do you think? Do you thinkthat Shanna should tell her current boyfriend that
the mountains that she has is atattoo she got matching with an ex.
They've been dating for two years andhe doesn't know two years. You gotta
tell them. It's only right becauseif you want to build trust, why
not start by being honest about what'son your body? And when it comes
(10:46):
to body art, that's a formof expression. Every tattoo on my body
I have thirty five, it meanssomething. Let me ask you this,
Why have you not told him yetthat that's a matching tattoo with your ex?
And I feel like we got sofar into the relationship right now that
it feels like it would be perceivedas a untrustworthy thing that I haven't told
(11:07):
him yet. And I don't know. I just don't. I don't want
him to associate something on my bodywith another man. Do you think that
he'll break up with you if youtell him? I hope not, but
I'm that's one of my fears.Oh dear God, call the show.
Have you ever gotten a matching tattoowith an X? And your current made
does not know? What does Shannahneed to do? I am so glad
(11:31):
that none of my tattoos are matchingwith anybody. Eight three three five one
Bama is the number or text thekeyword Alabama and your message to three zero
three eight two. You are listeningto Alabama in the morning on demand.
Shannah has a problem, A bigproblem where she got a matching tattoo with
her X five years ago, andnow she's in a new relationship and she
(11:54):
loves this guy. She wants toget married, and he wants to get
a matching tattoo, and he likesthe tattoo that she has and doesn't know
it's actually a matching tattoo with anotherguy. He's like, maybe I'll just
go ahead and get a tattoo ofthe same thing you have. That's a
bad idea, brother, Oh mygod, it's so bad. And Arrows
like, why do you just notget it covered? Get it covered up?
(12:16):
That's the easiest way to hide something. Here's my question for you.
Well and two, don't you wantto forget your exes once the relationships done?
Yeah, you want to forget him, But if he aded on a
good note, it's differently move on. Do you still keep things from your
ex me? Yeah? Do youstill have many of your ex wife's stuff?
I gave away my old ex box. Don't know. No, you
(12:37):
have none of your ex wife stuff. I have a couple of one of
my exes, like shirts, andI throw it in an old closet just
in case he ever wants him back, Why just get rid of it period?
You think he's gonna ask for anold shirts? That's the question,
Like I want it up? Likedo you keep things of your exes to
remember them by, just to holdonto it a case they want it bad?
Any of it? I don't know, Like I've I've got like three
(13:00):
x'es back of things. You're bringingin old baggage to something new. That's
not a good way to start itoff. So if it's in the household
and it's hiding, it's still there. There's a pair of shorts that I
have from one of my exes,like Jim shorts are that are the most
comfortable shorts I have ever stolen froma person ever, And I do not
(13:20):
want to get rid of them.I've not told my current though, that
they're from the X I was goingto AX. How would you think he
would feel if he knew that?I don't know, call the show.
I gotta go to Walmart and justbuy you some more shorts. Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is thenumber? Do you keep things of your
exes? It's three things you needto know? Are you on Hulu or
(13:41):
Disney Plus? Now you you hijackstuff. You don't even pay for anything.
You got jail broke. I gotHulu though it isn't that's not jail
broken. I pay for that.Well, the price is about to go
up, but how much? Startingon October twelfth, Disney Pluss AD Free
price is going to go from tenninety nine a month to thirteen ninety month,
and Lose AD Free plan is goingto go from fourteen ninety nine a
(14:01):
month to seventeen ninety nine a month. You know why they're going up though,
right, That's how they make theirmoney off of ads. So if
you want to counsel out, youget paid for it, so they make
up what you counsel out. Iknow that. I like that. But
if you if you have the adsupported tier, the price is going to
stay the same. Who Lose LiveTV plan is going up though, It's
going to go from sixty nine ninetynine to seventy six ninety nine a month.
(14:24):
That's expensive, just you know youknow what, go to YouTube They
stream all the football games now forfree. Whoa or go to a sports
bar? Got to beat ups andwatch the games there? Who wants their
free house? Though? I do? You're not leaving a house to go
see a football game with your man. We'll leave the house to do other
things though. Oh okay, Idon't care about football. Okay. So
(14:46):
the Greater Birmingham Humane Society is anurgent need of dog crates right now.
If you have a gently used plasticdog crate, they need them by today.
They posted on their Facebook page.They have three major trans ports leaving
next week and they need medium tolarge plastic dog crates no later than today.
It's going to take animals to someof the northern states like Massachusetts,
(15:07):
Connecticut, and Delaware, because alot of those northern states none they're all
no kill shelters. I say theword, okay, go ahead animal so
they can be new or gently usedand dropped off at the Greater Birmingham Humane
Society. So if you have someextra crates laying around that you're not using,
take them up there so they cantransport some dogs. I just love
(15:28):
fur babies. I know I wouldadopt them all if I could. Yes,
yes, I agree. We loveall of our animal rescues here in
Birmingham and Huntsville and Tuscaloosa. Okay, here's what's coming back to Sonic another
slushy. No, we were Isaid it was pickle flavor. Why who
would do it pickle slushy? Youwould buy it if it was true.
(15:48):
It's pickle fries. Who but okay? Basically like fried pickles, it's dealt
pickles spears cut in a fry shapeand then they're battered in the coating and
it has a side around sauce.This sounds so good. Starting today,
let's go to Sonic. Can yousay double with the bad breath? I
don't care. I got a brushflowers and then put him in after that.
(16:11):
No, I'm good. This stickthe eating pickles regular at the jar.
No, fried pickles are way better. You. I've lost your mind.
I've never even had a fried pickle. I've never had one. That's
three things you need to know moreat the Alabama Show dot com. Here's
what's coming up next on the AlabamaShow. So we love to hear all
of the good things that are goingon in your life, positive stuff only
(16:34):
we call it What's Awesome. Ifyou want to share what's awesome in your
life, call the show eight threethree five O Onebama or text the keyword
Alabama and you're What's awesome to threezero three eight two. You're listening to
Alabama in the morning hold on demand? All right, what's your what's awesome?
I got my car d January finallygot his car that's been gone for
(16:55):
six months, six to seven months? Thank god? Oh well good?
Are you to post a picture ofit on Instagram? It's got about a
month left of work need to bedone? Okay? Eight three three five
oh one BAMA is the number welike to celebrate the things that are awesome
in your life. My what's awesome? As I went to my goddaughter's birthday
(17:15):
party over the weekend and everybody metmy new boyfriend for the first time,
my best friend, her mother inlawna, everything, and they were all
like, look at your silver fucksshowing off. My best friend goes look
at his butt, and I waslike, oh God, here we go
anyway. Eight three three five oone BAMA is the number? What's awesome
in your life? Jennifer, Goodmorning. Where are you calling from.
(17:36):
I'm in law Ballo, headed towork. I love you, Thank you
for listening. What's your what's awesome? I'm had one for you. We
have pumpkin spice waffles at waffle house. Now, yeah, waffle Houseted waffle
house is my favorite place. TheFiesta Omelet no ham is my jam.
But I'm going to go get pumpkinspice waffle. That's so great, girl.
(18:02):
Have you tried them? I haven'ttried. On me up, I'm
coming in and I'm gonna tip you, which I'm giving you the best tip
ever today. What waffle house doyou work at? Hollina? Oh girl,
I love you. We will seeyou later. You're in the bed.
You're a cook. I might hadto pull up to thank you.
Jennifer, You're what's awesome today.Catch off with Alabama in the morning on
(18:22):
the iHeart Radio app or wherever youlisten to podcasts. Well, apparently I
am a husband thief. Who didyou steal? When did you steal?
And when did you do this?Thank you for listening to the Alabama Show.
I'm Alabama with the January Good Morningeight one Bama as the number two
(18:44):
call, or you can text thekeyword Alabama and your message to three zero
three eight two. Let's talk aboutthe drama in my life today. Oh
God, Arra has been panicking fora whole week. He's been like I
don't want to do this. Ireally have in panicking. So here's what's
been going on. For a week. There has been my boyfriend's ex wife
has been dragging me three the mudon social media. She made a TikTok,
(19:08):
there's Facebook post she's tagging me sayinghow I ruined their marriage and broke
their marriage apart. And I justdon't see you as being a person.
And now women have been like commentingon my social media calling me a like
all kinds of names. Actually thenickname they're giving me as table girl,
(19:30):
good got. People have been tryingto find my address on the internet.
That is a great question, likethey have Like, honestly, I see
why kids in high school who arebullied online have meltdowns because I've been bullied
for the past week. Social mediais the worst way to go about doing
it. And what is crazy isthe full story wasn't even put out there,
(19:52):
like it's only part of the story, and so now everybody's just making
assumptions. And so finally today Iwas like, Arrow, We're just going
to tell the whole story. Iwant to know what's going on because I
don't think I don't see you asbeing this person. What she left out
in the story is five years ago, I met my boyfriend, my current
boyfriend. He was married to thisgirl that I knew. They were swingers
(20:15):
and in an open marriage. Ohwas it a pineapple on the door,
and took me to a swingers partywith them. So, by the way,
if you have if you're a pineappleperson, you have a pineapple on
your front porch. No judgment here, I don't care. Did you have
a vip risband excess? It wasfive years ago, okay, So five
(20:37):
years ago party? Okay. Thenthey got divorced two years ago. So
you're not the reason for their divorce. You look at the timeline. Okay,
he had a whole other girlfriend betweenthe two of them. I am
not a home wrecker. If youwatch this girl's TikTok, she is clearly
crazy and she's the reason the divorcehappened. Oh my god, like literally,
(21:00):
and so what she the whole thingis is all these women are calling
me table girl because I hooked upwith him on a table. First off,
you got to come off with abetter name because I've done things on
a table. Oh no, no, no, listen, literally, if
you're calling me table girl, you'reunstable girl. What a maid's it?
(21:22):
Go? Stop? Oh god?And then here is what I have decided
today on the show. We're notgonna let somebody who is trying to bully
me ruin made the show, ourday whatever, because this has just been
a whirlwind of the story. Andif you're worried about me hooking up with
somebody on a table, a tablefive years ago, there's way more better
(21:45):
places to do. Like you thinkof a lot of places you need to
spice up your life. Try amovie seat. So that this is what
we're gonna have fun with it.We're gonna have fun with it today.
And I gotta say this, youknow, when it comes to social media,
anybody can say stuff on social media, but what really makes account back
(22:06):
in the day how I used tobe. Say it to my face.
That's how I feel anyway. Ilove you, Yes, this is true.
Call the show. We're gonna havefun with it. We're not gonna
let this person ruin my joy andsteal my thunder. And I'm not going
to feel guilty about my relationship becauseI love him. We are in a
great, healthy relationship and have bothbeen so supportive of each other and this
(22:26):
has really brought us closer together.Right and as always that person's version and
initial version. Let's get back ontopic. Yeah, table Girl, we're
gonna have fun with it. Allthe fun places you've done the grown up.
Oh this is great outside man,come on ere. Five h one
Bama is the number. There's thefunnest place you've ever done the grown up?
(22:49):
Oh my god, you're listening toAlabama in the morning and demand I
didn't even tell you the kicker ofwhat we're doing. What's the kicker?
If you missed it, By theway, thanks for listening to the Alabama
Show. Eight three three five oneBama is the number. For a week,
people have been bullying me online,calling me table girls not nice because
(23:10):
I hooked up with my boyfriend fiveyears ago on a table. I'm gonna
make t shirts. Oh that's saytable Girl, and I'm going to donate
all the proceeds to an anti bullyingcharity. This is great, great idea.
If you would like to buy ashirt, I will link everything on
my social media today Alabama Radio onInstagram, Facebook, take TikTok, all
(23:34):
of the Twitter anyway. Eight threethree five one Bama is the number.
We're having fun with this. Callthe show. Where's the funnest place you
have ever done the grown Up?Because the table is not the most interesting
place to do it, not atall. Good morning. Who's this?
This is Wayne? Wayne? Oh? I love you? Wayne? Please
tell me have a funny place?You did the dirty bag Sedum a time
(23:57):
behind the wall morgue. He well, we know where to get supplies.
You're my favorite. Thank you forcalling the show. So we're making lemonade
out of lemons today. Okay,thanks for calling the Alabama Show, and
(24:19):
we're doing it on a table.Apparently, if you missed it, I
have been brated online all week longfrom a story of me hooking up with
my current boyfriend on a table fromfive years ago. This is a wild
story. His ex left out thewhole, all the details that actually matter.
And if you missed it, youcan always go back and listen to
(24:41):
the Alabama Show on demand on theiHeartRadio app. But we're gonna have fun
with it. Eight three three fiveone Bama is the number. Where's the
funnest place You've ever done The grownUp? I got places? Or text
the key word Alabama and your messageto three zero three eight two. Tell
me a place easy the movie theater. Ill, stop it, stop it,
We're not good morning? Who's thisgood morning? Chris? Oh Chris,
(25:03):
I'll love you. Please tell meyou have a funny place you did
the grown up the funniest place thatI have done. It's grown up or
more interesting than a freaking table.I mean, heck, kitchen counters.
Come on, I've done it ina lot more places since the table,
kitchen floor, kitchen, kitchen counters, nightclothes. I love you. I
(25:27):
love you for calling the show.Thanks for having fun with us, because
we're not gonna let a bully win. That's the thing. Like here on
the show, we do not letbullies win. And and that's what I'm
doing. I'm gonna sell t shirtsthat say table girl, and we're going
to donate all the profits to ananti bullying charity. Wish I get area
when Alabamy I like them put medown for two. I love you,
(25:48):
Chris, thanks for calling the show. Yeah, what the hell? It's
what the hell headlines on the elma show. A human skull with a
fake eyeball was donated to Goodwill.Why you somebody's doing something good once.
That's not good. It is ahuman skull who even has that? It
(26:11):
was donated in an Arizona good Willwith a box full of other stuff,
and people are like, what thehell you can be a good pray for
Halloween. Well, I feel likethat's probably what it is, a prank
for Halloween. But they had tocall the cops to investigate. Nobody knows
who the skull belongs to, Likewas it a victim of somebody? Like
who has a human skull? Era? Not is scary? Now? Why
(26:34):
you catch up with Alabama in themorning on the iHeart Radio app or wherever
you listen to podcasts. Good ShowToday, Buddy, great job, We're
done. Go follow the Alabama Showon Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Facebook,
or follow Alabama Radio because I'm goingto sell shirts that say table girl,
Hey, I support this. Weare going to donate the proceeds to
(26:56):
anti bullying charities. Yeah, allfor a good cause. And if you
missed, why and you'll want tohear all the drama. Everything we have
ever done on the radio ever onthe Alabama Show is on the iHeartRadio app.
Look up The Alabama Show on demandand we'll be back tomorrow. Writing
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