Full Show 9-12-23: The Bad Word

Alabama catches DJ New Era watching 'Disney Princess Movies' in the funniest way. DJ New Era accidentally called a girl a bad word in another language and didn't know how to apologize. 3 signs you shouldn't be friends with your ex in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the HELL Headlines HERE.

Episode Transcript

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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Hey, buddy, good morning.
What are you doing? What areyou doing over there? Over?
I can't see behind these buttons I'mpushing. What's on your computer screen?

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What you're looking at? I don'tknow. I was looking at flights earlier
this morning for my birthday trip toMiami in November. All right, so
it's gonna be a guys trip.When you're gonna celebrate, you're not watching
Disney princess movies. No, Idon't do that anymore. When's the last
time? By the way, ifyou missed this, DJ new Era's New

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Year's resolution was to not watch adultmovies, and I'm being great at it.
Didn't I bust you? Like amonth ago watching one? I mean,
y'all was a month ago. ThoughI'll find me a month ago.
It was a month ago. Stuffhappens. You have to figure some out,
right, How else would I handletom My? You know? And

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that one month ago is the lasttime you've watched any kind of adult movie?
Yes, one month ago? Whenthe last time you've seen the naked
woman? I mean I see someof those on a screen in the club,
sometimes not on a screen on aon your phone a month ago.
Besides ex, which is you knowused to be Twitter? I mean my,

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I don't know how my? Whatdo you call them? When you
have stuff that pop up that youdon't actually search for, It's like your
algorithm. Yeah, I don't Whyis your algorithm pulling up naked ladies?
I don't know. I don't knowhow EX does this. I have never
seen a naked person on Twitter?Come on, you gotta be your algorithm

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has to put you there. Somethinghad to have parted up. Are you
following Disney princess stars? A lotof them? That's not why, though.
I can't help it that I havefavorites. I'm human, I'm like
any other man. There's nothing wrongwith that, right, is it?

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I appreciate everything about a woman.I'm just letting himkay, Oh my god,
good name. How's your day going? Call the show. We'd love
to hear from you. Eight threethree five one Bama. We're giving away
some fun stuff today fall out Boytickets, tickets to nickel Back and Brantley
Gilbert. Yeah. Three things youneed to know. On the way,
Erra accidentally called a woman, ohno, a bad name in a different

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language. It's all on the way. What the hell, it's what the
hell headlines on the Labama Show.A Taco Bell sign fell on a car
and trapped a person inside. Whylive, Yes, they lived. This
happened in Louisiana. There's a stormpassing through. The Taco Bell sign fell

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on top of a car, crushedthe back seats. The woman inside was
not seriously injured. Listen to whathappened. The MTS were on site pretty
quick, the emergency personnel, we'rehere. The individual was taken out of
the car very carefully and miraculously.She was don injured more than what her
injuries were. I will never drivein a storm ever. I won't drive

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in a storm. But you trackedme inside of a car from a sign
of Taco Bell. You better bebringing me food out there while they rescue
me. She really needed her Mexicanpizza. You know what, it's those
freezies they have. Why you're listeningto Alabama in the morning on demand?
Is it an adult movie or afingernail polished color? The game created by
me? You didn't create it.I created it. It's my idea,

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but we did it because you havea foot fetish I'm gonna take credit for
it. Of course you are,okay, D January stealing credit all across
America. Not like real credit,but credit. Did you get it?
Anyway? It's a fun game welike to play. This week, we're
giving away tickets to Nickelback and BrantleyGilbert. Eight three five one bamas the
number if you want to play.Good morning, Brooklyn. Where are you
calling from? I'm calling from Mumford. Oh what's going on in Mumford today?

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She just dropping my kids off aday hair and then go at home.
I'm hecky. What are you gonnado with today while the kids are
gone? Clean up? Clean upa clean house? Oh girl, I
knew it. Thank you. Aglass of wine in there while you're at
it, Brooklyn? Are you callingto play? Is it an adult movie
or a fingernail polish color? Iam all right. Here's how it works.
I'll give you the name. Youguess. D January is here to

(04:31):
help. Are you ready? Yes, my own number one, Aphrodite's Pink
Nightie. Oh god, don't moveyour fingernail polish color. Fair enough polish.
I don't movie, it's a fingernailpolish color. D January are you
are wrong? These are hard thoughit sounded like a movie. I love

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these. Okay, next one theDuke of Burgundy. So you're a polish
I'm gonna go with adult movie.I'm sorry, Brooklyn. DJ new Era
got it right. It is anadult movie. Here's another one, mimosas
for mister and missus, oh manmovie, stop it, Era, what

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do you think it is? I'mgonna go with adult movie. That is
a fingernail polish color on OPI's website. I'm sorry. Here's the last one
for the win. Tickets to Nickelback, Brooklyn Blue Valentine adult movie or fingernail
polish color. That's so easy,Brooklyn, No adult movie. It is

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an adult movie. I'm gonna letErra getting it right, give you the
point. Also, I got you. There's no loss any of our games,
Brooklyn. Congratulations. You just wanttickets to Nickelback and Brantley Gilbert this
weekendap at theater. There's three things. Okay. There's a pet adoption event

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this weekend at the Tescaloosa Metro AnimalShelter. If I had a chance to
get away to be a lap well, they've got a ton of dogs.
It's a two day adoption event.The shelter is gonna wave the adoption fief
for the animals because they are sooverwhelmed. Oh wow, wave it.
Yes, So now's the time togo get a dog. Era. If
you want to get a dog,go to Tea town, get you a

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puppy. A lot of these animalsreally met like it's not good for an
animal to be in a shelter longterm. It's not just go get you
a puppy. You're making me wantto go. Do it will be good
for your dog. I have twodogs and it has been the best thing
ever getting a companion for my originaldog. But I did a few years
ago. I love and rescue dogsare the way to go. Both of

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my dogs are rescue dogs and Ilove them. If I get one,
it's got to be a baby do. It can't be like fully grown.
I just said, get a puppy, save a life, Era, you
will literally save a life. AtCheron crashed a Vegas wedding and it is
the greatest thing ever and I lovehim for it. So he was supposed
to perform in Vegas and he couldn'tbecause there was something wrong with the stage

(07:12):
or whatever. He had to cancelthe show, but he didn't want to
just go back to his hotel anddo nothing. So there was a wedding
happening in Vegas. He crashed thewedding, serenaded the couple with an unreleased
song, and it was awesome.You know how many people get married in
Vegas, So I wonder if heknew, how did he know which one
to go to? Does somebody foundone for him? If Ed Cheron crashed
my wedd I probably wouldn't be marriedbecause I'd be wanting to hang out and

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take pictures with him and oh yeah, he totally stole the bride's thunder.
Yeah, I don't care if youcrashed my wedding, I'd be like,
yes, that's the most epich weddingever. Remember the time at Shecheron showed
up at my wedding? Hell yeah, but it's supposed to be about both
of you, not Ed Sheering.I don't care. You better kiss.
I let to Sharon perform my weddingwhen I get married Mountain Dew, I

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don't those. Oh. No,Launch day, new Voodoo mystery flavor for
Halloween twenty twenty three. What's itcalled? It's the New voodoo mystery flavor.
That's what it's called. It's amystery flavor. They don't tell you
what. Every Halloween they do amystery flavor. Here's the tease with the
flavor of what it is, sowe can guess what it tastes like.
It says this year's flavor notes mightremind Halloween lovers of a very particular beloved

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trick or treat candy. I thinkit's candy corn, candy corn mound do
what that's what that would be?My guess what Halloween candy do you think
it is? It's sweethearts. Sweettarts is not. It's gotta be that's
gotta be candy corn. That's acomin. No pumpkin spice mountain doo,
Oh my god, would you actuallydrink that? No? I don't even

(08:45):
drink regular mountain don dude. Iwent to Trader Jersey yesterday and they have
all of their pumpkin spice stuff outand it is so amazing. I got
pumpkin butter, I got the pumpkinspice cookies. The oh it's so good.
I got apple crisp donut or applewhatever. I wouldn't be surprised if
you told me your dog's got pumpkinsspice treats. They do make pumpkins spice

(09:05):
treets for dogs. Pumpkins good fordogs. Go adopt a pet at the
Tesca Loosi Metro Animal Shelter. Seewhat I did? He give up pumpkin
treats. All right, that's threethings you need to know. More At
the Alabama Show dot com, youare listening to Alabama in the morning and
demand I need to remind you don'tsay the word yeah, I won't see

(09:26):
it. I dare not say thatword. Thank you for listening to the
Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with dJanuary. What did Dobama? Eight three
three Bama is the number? Ifthis has ever happened to you, this
is so funny. Or text thekeyword Alabama and your message to three zero
three eight two Alabama and the messageneed to be in the same text message.
Yep, Aara thinks that he knowsall the languages. Me, i'ma

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What happened? Well, I wasDJing at a club over the weekend because
I'm actual DJ, and there's Latinowoman walks up to me and just with
the biggest smile, makes a commentabout the music I'm playing. It was
a good comment, and Ara lovesthe Latino ladies, love them, love
him with the passion. Era thinksthat he also speaks Spanish. I know

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a little commata. What does thatmean? I think it means stop.
You think you don't even know?You don't even know what that means?
Okay me and mada it means mylady? Yeah, more, yeah,
more. I'm trying to put that. Can't even say it. This is
great, This is great. Ifyou follow Earra on social media. He
can't even get English, right,Oh? Did you really just lot?

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Sometimes I call him DJ new errorgrammatical, don't talk about your English,
you say, little Wayne? Sowhat so? What happened? She came
up? She commented on the music. Yeah, and me trying to be
cool like lid. I took myheadphones off, was like, man,
this is my chance to be cooland like speak my Espaniel. I said,

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don't say the word. I'm notgonna say the word I said.
He called her word. I saidglassius and then and then the world behind
it, And he thought, whatdid you think that the word meant beautiful?
I thought it meant beautiful and itclearly did not mean it did not,

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And I kid you not that entirenight, literally were not the entire
night for maybe an hour. Thegirl gave me the ugliest look, and
the guy, Yeah, she wentto her friends and said, DJ called
me bad word? Bad word?Did you apologize so many times? Did
you say? I don't know whatI didn't know what that meant? Yes?

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Repeat, I was so like itdistracted me and I was embarrassed.
So I took it upon myself toreach out to my friends that speak that
language and get more knowledge about Didyou ask what it meant and find out
what it meant? Oh? Yeah, we're not going to say any of
this. Eight three three five oneBama is the number? Have you ever

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accidentally said the wrong thing in anotherlanguage? Because I have a funny story
too, I'll tell you in afew minutes, but called the chew,
Eight three three five is the number? Has this ever happened to you?
Catch off with Alabama in the morningon the iHeart radio app or wherever you
listen to the podcasts. So dJanie Era accidentally called somebody a bad word

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in a different language over the weekendbecause he thought it was a good word.
I didn't know what I was saying, I am dying. Eight three
three five one BAMA is the numberif this has ever happened to you,
if you want to tease Era,O, Kelly, good morning. I
deal meal, My god. SoI don't even I'm not even sure what

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word it is. But Google translatebaby two works for you. Google translate,
Arra, I'm gonna this will bebleeped out. Tell Kelly what the
word is that you called the girl? Oh chill, I'm ashamed, but
I called. I said, Iknew it. I can't you I cannot.

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I was like, Era, Ieven knew what that meant. I
didn't know. I'm embarrassed. Youshould be yes, no, if you're
not sure. I remember telling Iwas waiting tables on like this, this
group of I think it was Japaneseguys, and they when the Hundai Plan
or whatever was good and anyway,I Google translated and I showed it to

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the America the English speaking guy.I said, is this correct? Before
I even said it, he saidyes, yes, And so I wanted
to say thank you very much inJapanese. Google translate, Google translate,
Google translate, Ara. Who's gonnahave time to pull a phone out to
Google translate when you're trying to besmooth and you know cool. Kelly,
I love you. I'd love youtoo. You were listening to Alabama in

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the morning and demand So let metell you what I never Google translated that
I should have Google translated. Whatworried is this? By the way,
thank you for listening to the Alabamashow. I'm Alabama with d January Earra
accidentally called a girl a bad wordin another language because he thought it meant
something else. Hey, look,I'm not going to be I'm not gonna

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walk away from this and not knowingwhen I see it. So years ago,
I was dating a guy who spokeSpanish. He was Hispanic, and
I was like, please teach meSpanish. I would like to know Spanish.
He said, okay, that's good. And he said, whenever you
want to say hello, if aguy comes up to you and says hello,

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it's different how you speak to menand women. He said, if
a guy comes up to say hello, here's how you say hello to him.
Tango nova, Tango nova. Googlethat right now. Can you Google
translate tang go nova. I wasgoing up to all these guys all over
the place saying tank Go nouvia TangoNova. Thinking I'm saying, how on

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tank go Nova? Oh my goodness, are you giggling it? Yeah?
I'm trying to see it's it's allin its hold on, you gotta do
you want me to just tell youwhat it means? No, I'm wanna.
I want to know. Hold Igot all right? Doesn't know what
you mean? I'm your girl,have a girlfriend, and no, I
have a boyfriend. You agree tome? I said, I like this.

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I was telling everybody I had aboyfriend. That's why I think it's
important that if you don't know differentlanguages, you try to learn some of
it, because if you travel tomove around as much as we do,
encounter with people, they can tellyou this means this, and in reality
you'll be looking like how you usedto look back then. He made sure
he played laid, He played hisHow does this ever happen? Call the

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show? Eight three three five oneBama is the number? What the hell?
It's what the hell? Headlines onthe Alabama shaw a woman three bowling
balls during a bowling alley brawl.Where you now, I really you know
what? That's not even safe?Period. We'll have too much time on

(16:26):
their hands. It was ten tofifteen people fighting. Or do you think
they were fighting over the scores?No way. There were chairs and bowling
balls being thrown through the air.It was described as absolute chaos. Now
there's an ongoing investigation because the womanwas throwing balls. Yo, I really
have many balls. Oh no,there's three things you need to know.

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All right, here's three morning signs. You're not ready to be friends with
your ex. Lay it out,please, lay it out. Are you
friends with any of your ex's?Uh? One of them? Well?
No? Two of them too?Too too good friends. I think I'm
friends with two. It's good,free start, yeah, I mean it
took years to get there. Okay, here's the signs of number one.

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Don't do it if you are stillin love. There is no way you
can still just be friends if eitherone of you are in love. What
has this love done to me?Oh? Baby? Number two? All
right, you can't be friends withthem if you are still doing the dirty
with them. I agree. Here'sthe thing. If you can't be friends

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with anybody that you're doing the dirtywith, If you're doing the dirty,
you are not just friends. Oneof you. There is scientific facts that
if you're doing that. There isa chemical thing that happens in your body
that makes you more attractive to thatperson. Era you cannot just do it
and be friends with benefits. He'slooking at me like, I don't believe
in being friends with benefits. Okay, good, I've grown. I'm mature.

(17:55):
You. If you have seen somebodynaked, you are not just friends.
You are friends. I've seen someof my whole world. Hold number
three, you want to get backtogether. If your end goal is to
get back together and you're posing isusing friendship, that will never work.
Not necessarily because if you can,if you break up, it's for a
good reason. But if you decideto get back together then want to build

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a friendship, it has to startthere. No, I'm saying if you
if your ind goal is to tryto get back together and you just want
to be friends, you can't justbe friends. I guess. The Hoover
Fire Department this is actually a kindof a what's awesome. The Hoover Fire
Department just got a new rescue unitto improve the response time. I like
this. I do too. It'sgoing to be used for any level of

(18:37):
care that's needed. It can runwith the fire engine and truck on medical.
On any medical call, in caseof an emergency, it's going to
have one paramedic and two EMTs.Don't mean more jobs are opening up too
for this too, right, Ican see it. Yeah, so that'll
be good. You're right, goodmore money for people. If you want
your kid to do better on tests, should head is in high school.

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This study at the University of Missourijust came out. If you have them
look at the letter A before theytake a test, they are more likely
to get an A ah what no, And if they look at the letter
F, they will not do good. Swear, I swear. The study
in Missouri said that students who lookedat the letter A before the test did
better than kids who looked at theletter F. On the sample test,

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the A group got an average scoreof ninety two point three percent, which
is an A. The F groupgot an average of seventy eight point five
percent, which is a C plus. They also did another experiment with a
random letter and had the third grouplook at the letter J. Those kids
did better than the letter F group, but worse than the letter A.
So if my name was Franklin orFred and you had me a piece of

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paper and I write my name.The F is the first thing you see
that's not stare write the letter Asomewhere and stare at the letter A.
I'm going by the you set thefirst letter. Hey, Alabama starts with
A. I was a A.I was a straight a student. Right,
swear mind truth facts my new error. So ian for not in attendance.

(20:06):
That's very thanks. You need toknow. We're at the Alabama Show
dot com. Catch up on Alabamain the morning, on the iHeart Radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. What's awesome all week long is we're
giving away tickets to fall Out Boyand Jimmy Eat World before you can even
buy them. Right, great ticketfor the spring break. I cannot wait
for the show because the show's inMarch. March right anyway, if you

(20:29):
want to win, eight three threefive one, Bama is the number.
Good morning. Who's this Hi?This is Ashley, Ashley where you calling
from? Calling from Birmingham? Whatare you doing right now? I'm just
driving to work. What do youwork? What do you do a pharmacist?
Oh? We love you for whatyou do. Thank you, thank
you so much. My best friendis a pharmacist, and she tells me

(20:51):
how stressful it is all the timeas great. I'm not the best with
science, so I would literally failin your field. Oh yeah, are
I don't want you to kill mymeds Ashley. Are you a fan of
Fallout Boy? Oh yes, definitely. Well you might want to prescribe some
maids because you just want America jumpingon the microphone being like, I want

(21:18):
to tell her. I want totell her congratulations. You're gonna go see
Fallout Boy and Jimmy Eat World whenthey come to Birmingham. Oh so awesome.
Thank you all for everything. Catchup with Alabama in the morning on
the iHeart Radio app or wherever youlisten to podcasts. Do you have anything
I can sell Jordans? Bring him? I need you to bring him to

(21:41):
the station this week. Do Iget a cut at this? Sure?
I'll give you a cut. Howmuch? Here's what's happening. Thank you
for listening to the Alabama Show.I'm Alabama with Tea Jennu there. I'm
so excited about this. My neighborsare have any yard sale? I haven't
had one at easy years. Ilove it. They were like, if
anybody wants to donate or add somethings. Price it, put your initials

(22:04):
so we know who's whatever. Iwas like, apps of freaking lately.
I've been going through my house allweek long trying to find things to sell
in this yard cell. It's great. I got a lot of stuff to
help you out with. Give mesome Jordan's. Like, it's great.
It's perfect timing because I had alot of stuff I was gonna donate,
and I'm like, yes, clothes, I got some mirrors, I got
some old dog stuff. I needninety percent of the seal. Sure would

(22:29):
you tell me if it's sold?Sure? You would actually be absolutely anything
that doesn't sell, I'll bring itback to you. You know what,
you can actually seal stuff on Facebooktoo, Right, if you don't do
it on the yard sale, I'llsell your Jordans on Facebook if you want.
Nah, I want to see whatyou're gonna do. Donate to the
yard cell. I am so excitingand it's so funny, Like I like
they're all getting ready now that I'min a group text with all the whole

(22:52):
neighborhood, and it's like, ifyou're ready, get your things ready,
get your change, get your cashand so the whole yard sale is like
this, it's becoming this big event. How does your man think this is
going to turn out? Oh,he's been laughing. I've been like,
please donate stuff, and I waslike, are you gonna come hang out
at the yard sale and hang outwith all this because it's all the wives

(23:14):
that are doing the yard sale,and then all the husbands are trying to
figure out what to do while we'reselling the stuff. You know what,
Well, Mike bring in more people. All of the husbands should just go
to like a corner on the streetand just hold up signs pointing everybody in
the direction of where to go.Why don't you do that and come be
a part of the yard sale.You'll be shirtless and hold up a sign.

(23:37):
You gotta pay for that, Alabama, I'm sorry, Black County won't
know what to do with d Januaryshirtless on the road the sign. Then
let somebody need to feed a man? So then what it is? He
holding up a Chipotle sign? Sohere's what I want you to do.
I call the show because I loveyard sailing. I have gone to yard
sales and found some cool things,like I gotta cool mannequin, a few

(24:00):
years ago from a yard sale thatyou can put your clut. You know
what a mannequin is area, Yes, of course I got a mannequin one
time. I got some cool furniture. I want to know. Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is thenumber because it's probably probably what I'm going
to be doing is rummaging through allmy neighbors stuff, seeing what they're selling,
and I'm going to try to tradethem my things that I'm selling for

(24:21):
their things that they're selling. Whatis the coolest thing that you have ever
found at a yard seal? Iwant to know what your treasure was if
you're a treasure hunter. Eight threethree five oh one BAMA is the number.
Catch off with Alabama in the morningon the IHRT radio app or wherever
you listen to podcasts. What isthe best thing you have ever founded a

(24:42):
yard sale? For me? Videogames? Video That is such a Dejanue
era thing. I am joining myneighbor's yard sale this weekend and trying to
sell things. Eight thirty three fiveoh one BAMA is the number. If
you want to call Antiffany good morning. Do you like yard selling? I
love yard selling. Probably the bestthing ever an engagement ring. You got

(25:03):
an engagement ring at a yard sale? How much was it? How much
was it? I don't know?But on my game was my mother?
Oh that's super sweet. Did shejust wear it as a regular ring or
did it end up being an engagementring? No, she just warded as
a regular race girl. This iswhy I love yard sales. Oh.
I hope I find some good jewelrythis weekend. Right, I love yord

(25:26):
bals Well. Thank you so muchfor calling Tiffany. We appreciate you.
Thanks. I have a good day. What is the best thing, weirdest
thing, whatever thing you found ata yard seal? Video games are weird,
but they're cool to me. Ibought a mannequin. I love yard
sales. Eight three three five oneBAMA is the number if you want to
share what you found. Good morning? Who's this good morning? Chris?

(25:51):
Oh did you ever find anything?What's the most awesome thing you found at
a yard cell? Okay, maynot be the most awesome, but I
got two things at a real balar. Okay, what'd you fine?
The first thing is a retractable stripperpole. Oh dear god. Okay,
I would never buy a stripper pole. At a yard cell becauld. You
don't know who has been doing whaton? It a good point, don't

(26:15):
n I didn't know what it was. It like, what did you think
it was a lightsaber? I didn'tknow. I was just messing with the
n I asked the guy and Iwas like, oh, and then I
put it down. Just you know, I had the fantasm hand. All
right. So if you actually boughta stripper pole, where would you put
it in? Do you even haveroom for that? No? I didn't
buy it. I just bound itof Nope, not for me. How

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much was it? How much wasit more like twenty bucks for it?
Oh my god? Okay, what'sthe other thing. The other thing is
the prosthetic lake? Did you buythat? No? Not buy the prosthetic
Lake? And I had didn't havea space for it. I love you,
Chris, thanks for calling the show. I love you too. You
were listening to Alabama in the morningon demand. All right, we're done

(26:59):
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