Full Show 9-13-23: How Do You Cut Your Cake?

Jackie has an issue with her dog and her boyfriend in today's Dear Era. Alabama thinks her boyfriend has a strange way of cutting cake. NSYNC had a reunion in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the HELL Headlines HERE.

Episode Transcript

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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama. I like your Batman's shirt.
Yes, I was gonna actually takea picture standing outside in front of
the iHeart Building and do like this. Do you like what? Like put

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my arms on my shoulder and justhold the head up high like the actual
Batman stake the superhero post. Yes, I was going to do that,
but I ain't had nobody to holdthe camera say it. I ain't Batman.
D January is that grow man wholoves What's your favorite? Marvel or
DC? DC? Come Obama,I don't. I can't remember. I
can't keep up with this done number. DC is more darker. I'm worried

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about so many other things than Marvelversus DC. Yeah, all are worried
about it. But we still gottahave that inner kid in us. Guess
what I did what? I broughtin a dozen x for what I'm gonna
give them to one of our otherco workers to vote for me for an
employee of the month twenty twenty three. It's all good. You can have

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it. I'm the employee of themonth every month. I want to know
why in your head? No,you want to know why because we come
in and do a great damn show. Yeah, but I want the parking
spot. Get here. I don'tcare if the show is good. I
want the damn parking spot. Soyou just want the spot that you just
say is employee of the month.The actual absolutely come on. I'm gonna

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tell my boss, our boss tostart giving away gift cards too for the
employee of the month. I'm gonnabe like, I want one hundred dollar
gift card. Now. That wouldbe a real challenge and I would actually
go hard on that. I know. Literally, Why don't we get anything
besides a parking spot? I don'tknow. We get here before anybody sometimes,
so it's almost like we are theemployee of the month. We get
first deals on parking. I know, I don't get it anyway. Good

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morning, call the show. How'syour day going? To? Eight?
Three three five one? Bama isthe number? Is? What the hell?
Headline on the Alabama Show. Adog that was lost on a Delta
passenger flight has just been found,almost a month after being lost. Why
how how do you lose a dogon a flight for almost a month?

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This is crazy. After almost amonth of searching, a dog owner her
missing dog was returned at Atlanta's airportover the weekend. So the dog was
lost at the airport, which isthe busiest one in the world, will
be Atlanta's airport is awful. Hereis the owner of the dog talking about
recovering the dog. I was crying. I was having panic attacks on the

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plane. I got up to herand she still hadn't turned around and looked
at me, and so I justtook a deep breath and I thought,
you know what, it's now ornever, and I just reached up with
both hands and just grabbed around herwaist and she just relaxed into my hands.
How do you lose it dog inthe airport? And I'm so just
aaron my dog will ever take yourdog? At least they found the dog

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right? Why? How you supereasy trivia with the Yella michaw Lindsay,
Good morning. Where are you callingfrom? I'm calling us from Liberty Park.
I'm at work. Yes, wheredo you work? What do you
do? I'm gonna canton at EncompassYou're say that again? You cut out.
I'm gonna count at Incompass Hill.Oh heck yeah, Well thank you

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for what you do. What twoplus two? Okay? Teacher here at
this What do you get when youdouble a hundred? Because Era thinks it's
three hundred, double a hundred,double hundred, Sierra double yea hundred.
That is not how you double something. Okay, all right, okay,
this is gonna be great. Lindsay, are you ready to play Super Easy

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Trivia for tickets to fall Out Boy? All right, here's how it works.
I'll ask the questions Djami, Era, here's your lifeline. Are you
ready? I'm ready? Question numberone, how many bones does a shark
have? Who knows this? Idon't think they have phones, so your
answer be zero? Yes? Wow? Here is face is like, yes,

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that is True's sharks have no bones? I love you, Lindsay.
Okay. Question number two, howmuch is a half dozen? Come on?
Yes? That is it? Andlast question in Super Easy Trivia?
What planet is nicknamed the Red Planet? Yes? Mars? Is it?

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Hopefully none of us are living onMars before the end of our life.
Also, we love you. Congratulationsyou just wanted tickets to fall Out Boy
and Jimmy. We're all at theb JCC March thirteenth. Oh my gosh,
thank y'all so much. There's threethings you need to know. Here's

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what's going on with parking in Birmingham. The city has new parking ordinance.
Ordinance says more than one to endpredatory towing in Birmingham, so we get
to park freely, right, No, here are the new ordinances. Are
you've been towed twice? Why wereyou towed parking where I was as opposed
to park? Well, there yougo, you know, Okay, So

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the city council passed. Here's thefirst one. It's going to require better
and easier to read signage in allcommercial parking lots because one of the problems
is the signs aren't very big orclear, and then that makes it easier
for them to call a tow truck, and the tow trucks come get their
money into all this stuff, whichis not fair to me or us.
Yes, and the second is goingto stop certain predatory price gouging efforts by

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certain lot owners and tow companies.And a couple of tow businesses actually helped
the city make the new ordinances.They're in on it and they think that
this is going to help punish someof the companies that have given the city
a bad reputation over the past fewyears. I like this good idea.
It's so hard parking downtown. Thisis why I live in the country.

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I have lived in the city beforeand I love the city. It is
great, but parking is so muchof a pain. I hate it.
Depart to live in the country though, because when you get just pull in
your driveway. Yeah, it mightbe a bear in your driveway though,
you never know. With you,you never know. Snakes. I saw
heron in my pond the other day. See that's great. Oh, which

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one do you want to hear about? Next? In Sync or Fanta?
We'll do in Sync? Okay.There was a rumor that in Sync was
going to reunite at the VMA's lastnight. Did it happen? It was
so awkward because here's what happened.Nicki Minaj introduced them, and Nicki Minaj
brought them on stage, and everybodythought they were about to perform. But

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here's what happened. New York,New Jersey. Next, no, no,
listen, listen, listen, y'all. This is eight. This is
an iconic moment. So let's bequiet. We'll for one second, for
the first time ever together in likea decade, make some noise for in

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Sync. Waite though they didn't performboth. Twenty years ago, we were
just where we won Best Flop Videowere Bye Bye Bye. It got so
awkward because all they literally did wascome on stage and announce award for Taylor
Swift. They did not perform atall audit. It was getting that one
song. It was the biggest ever. You know what made me sing one

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of them records I don't want tomiss? Excuse is baby? Okay said?
Fanta launched any Halloween inspired mister andslabor Okay, it's the latest what
the Fanta flavor? It's zero sugarfor Halloween and fans are invited to guess

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and solve the mystery flavor and hashtagwhat the Fanta. I don't even drink
sodas. Just go back to singingand sing you want to see you because
I can't stop laying Bye bye bye. All the songs to sing, you
picked that one. That's the onethat sticks in my head. When I
went through a bad heartbreak, Iremember playing that song in my dorm room

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and watching the video, and thevideo was so it was so helpful.
When Eric gets sad, he sitsin his room and turns all the lights
off. And just listens to sadsongs. No, I don't. He
listens to LLL, cool J andOlden Sync maybe the l L. But
he makes he doesn't make sad music. That's three things you need to know.

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Yeah, bye bye bye at theAlabama Show dot com on the Alabama
Shaw, Good morning, Jackie.What's your issue for, dear Era.
I have a person I've been datingfor a little while who's very jealous of
my dog. Oh this is great. What kind of dog is it?

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This is great? He is acore He's a black and white, quirky.
This is hilarious because I am alsoseeing somebody who is like, we
gotta set boundaries with the dogs andthey don't sleep in my bed anymore.
Is this happening to you? So? Yes, And I call my dog
my lover. It's you know,you know how pet names evolve, and

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it's like, oh, my littlelove, Oh hey, lover. Now
that's a little weird. Guy doesnot like it. So he's jealous,
so jealous of the dog, justnothing, just acting really irritated. And

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it's like, oh, like,you know, the dog's gotta you know,
be on the couch with us,the cuddle with us, and I
feel like if it came down toit and I had to choose, obviously
I choose the dog. Is therea specific incident that has happened between your
boyfriend and the dog that's made youlike, okay, this is a problem.

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Oh yeah, So there was anincident. We were on the couch
and we were watching TV and thedog, he's a corty. He's very
vocal. He likes to bark,you know, they're hurting dogs, and
he ran up. And he's alsoa little dog, I should say,
he's not like a giant lab ora massive He ran up to my new

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boyfriend started barking at him, andmy boyfriend hid in the bathroom. It
sounds like a coward. I'm sorry. I feel like he claims to have
had a bad experience with a dogas a child, But how long have
you had the dogs? Over ayear? A year and a half.

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Have you done anything to try toget them to bond. Have you been
like, Okay, I'm going toleave all alone together and give you,
like some alone time, or haveyou given your boyfriend traits to try to
give the dog traits. We've donetreats, but I think he's afraid to
be alone with the dog. Thisis the problem I have. I've been
boiling chicken and giving chicken to myboyfriend and trying to get him to give

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it to my dog because I havea hundred pound Rottweiler Shepherd mix. He
ain't He's one to hide in thebathroom. From what I understand a little
more, what do you think?Does she ditch the boy for the dog?
Does she work on it? Whatshould she do? I work on
my relationship. You're not gonna findhappiness and too many places. You are

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the same guy who has said beforeon the show you love your dog and
if a girl didn't get along withCassie, you're booboo. Then the girl
had to go. Yeah, Isaid there. But at the same time,
when you're with somebody, you putin effort to try to get it
to match. I wouldn't just giveher up just because my woman don't like

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my dog. He's not gonna doit. And technically we're not married,
so you're not living in the samehouse as of right now. Who called
the show plenty of time? Ineed advice for this because I'm going through
the same thing. Eight three threefive one. Bama's the number. Did
your dog not like the person youwere dating? How did you get through
it? What did you do?Girl? Good luck? What's your dog's
name? Ziggy? The name?Well tell Ziggie, we said Wolf and

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thanks for calling the show. Sayeight three three five oh one Bama is
the number? What does Jackie do? You are listening to Alabama in the
Morning on demand. So Jackie calledin and her dog does not like her
boyfriend. Yeah, this is abig combination, and she doesn't know what
to do. Like one time,the dog she has a little corgy,

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and he barked at the boyfriend andthe boyfriend hid in the bathroom from the
dog, and she's like, Okay, this is a problem. What do
I do? Eight three three fiveone Bama is the numbered? Away in?
Or you can text the keyword Alabamaand your message to three zero three
eight two Kelly, good morning.What do you think Jackie should do?
My bigger concern is that the guyran and hid from a little dog.

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Right now, I know there's somuch in this the dog, the guy
reading hit from the little dog.She calls her dog lover. What is
going on in that household? Yeah? I have I have concerns about a
guy running and hiding in the bathroomfrom the small dog. How big are
your dog's, Kelly? I actuallydon't have any dogs, but when I
did, I always had a bigMy roommate had a yellow Lab, and

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my ex husband and I had aRottwiler, So always big dogs. Yeah.
I've had a Rottwiler and those dogsdid terrify me, so I can
understand them running far. But mine'sat Rottwiler mix. I love him.
He's a big bit me. Ilove Roddy's. Thank you for calling the
show. We appreciate you. Ilove you guys. Bye. What do
you do if the person you're datingand your dog do not get along?

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You got a compromise somehow are Isays, work on the relationship? Oh,
I don't know. I'd pick thedogs. Jackie called in her boo
does not like her dog, andthe dog does not like the boo,
and she doesn't know what to do. Eight three three five oh one,
Bama is the number. Regina,Good morning. What do you think about
Jackie's problem with her dog in herbooth? I think the mood is got

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to go. There's more out there. There's a lot of boons out there.
There's a lot of animals out theretoo. It's so funny, but
you're not going to find love anywherelike that so easily the way I talk
about my dogs because my boyfriend theother day was like, why do you
want them in the bed all thetime, because they're like my babies?
I was like, because for thepast five years, my dogs have been

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the most consistent thing in my lifeand that is hard to change for another
person. Absolutely, I think thatwe our dogs live for us, and
they may be our lives that youknow, maybe I'm a little overly animal
person. Are you a Donally?What's your dog's name? Boxing? Oh?

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Did she sleep in the bed withyou? Absolutely every single night?
Oh? Yeah, she sure does. I love you, Regina, thank
you for calling the show. Weappreciate you. Hey, let me let
me see you this. My dogdoesn't like anybody. Foam my boyfriend.
She absolutely loves him. I don'tknow what it is about him, but

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she is the first person. He'sthe first person she has ever been crazy
about. Ever. He's the dogwhisperer. Mostly. That's great. Thank
you for sharing. It's three thingsyou need to know. My country girls
about to be so excited. What'sgoing on? Tractor supply. Wax melts

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are in wax melts. Yes,you get the things that you plug into
the wall, and then the newwax since and then they've got their Christmas
stuff. They put out their Christmasornaments. I'm not getting paid to say
this. I just stopped my tractorsupply on my way home yesterday to get
chicken food and they were putting outthe wax melts. Leather, sit my
jam. I'm so glad tractor supply. Their Christmas stuff is going out.

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All the new stuff started getting putout yesterday, so all my tractor supply
peak. I need to go getshopping. Get me some candles. Well,
it's like candles, right, theyhave candles and they have wax melts.
It's two different things. Google it, but either one can't help me
set the mood, right, allright? Count me in set the mood
for what? He? What areyou trying to set the mood for?
The grown up with who? Noneof your business? And who are you

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doing the grown up with her?Is there any lady in your life?
What are you in love? I'mjust preparing because now it's fall, and
this is when people normally you know, is there a girl in mind?
What's her name? Halle Berry?What does she look like? Halle Berry?
Sure you have no faith that Ican get getting texts from girls right

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now? Going? Who are youdoing it with? I'm chilly, yo,
chilling lunchables have new grilled cheesies.Oh this is a great combination.
I am so excited about this.They just went beyond their cracker packs for
the debut of the new crispy grilledCheesies microwavable in just sixty seconds. There's
two flavors, original and Pepperoni pizza. So grilled cheese with pepperoni in it.

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Brouh. Yeah, it's a romanticdinner right there. Try to supply
candles and wax whatever. You justsit the wax stuff, wax smells,
wax melts, and then you goto the lunchables the grilled cheesies all were
missing. Now with some wine.If I am going on a date with
you, who said you had tocut go on the day we can over
And if I come to your houseand you're like, this is gonna be

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a romantic evening, I love you? Bet? Do you say it?
You do? You do your spill? Hey, baby, Hey, babe,
what's up? What's good? Lunch? I dinner era, I got
lunchables, grilled cheese, grilled cheesies, and a bottle of wine. So
just kick back, look that intothe walls to smell a smell get By
the way, are single if you'dlike to call the show eight three three

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five one Bama. Let's talk aboutMegan the Stallion and Justin timber Like.
There was a viral video from theVMA's last night and everybody thinks Megan the
Stallion was fighting with Justin Timberlake becauseshe's talking to him and her hands are
waving around when he walks by her. Here is the truth of what happened

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and insider. She was standing theregetting her makeup done and if you look,
he's laughing and she's not angry.No, she does not look at
her face. This is why you'vegot to really pay attention and stop listening
to internet rumors. A source setshe was actually hey. JT walked by
her and said it was so niceto meet you, and she said,

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no, no, no, thisdon't count. We gotta meet proper because
she wanted to meet him in aless crowded place because that was her first
time meeting him, and she's asuper fan of JT. See how people
turn that into it's a fight,I guess so, but the way her
hands were moving expressively, but shelooked mad. No, if you look

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at her face, she actually doesnot look mad. And he's laughing and
it looks so quick because I sawthe caption of the video yesterday and it
said Megan the Stallion got to fightwith Justin Timberlake, and I watched the
video and I was like, shedoesn't look mad at all. This is
why the things that you say onthe internet are so dumb, Like watch

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and see and listen for the proof, right, and if you hurt somebody's
feelings by what you say. Yousaw what Justin Timberlake did after that,
he went to the corner and grimmla was the worst joke. I love
you. That's their things you needto know for at the Alabama Show dot

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com, here's what's coming up nexton the Alabama Show. So here's what
we're doing for What's Awesome Today.Yeah, we're giving away tickets to Nickelback
and Brantley Gilbert. I can't waitfor this. This weekend at Mountain Amphitheater.
If you would like to go,call the show right now to win
a three three five oh one BAMAis the number. You're listening to Alabama

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in the morning hold on demand.Okay, so today four? What's awesome?
Tickets to Nickelback and Brantley Gilbert thisweekend Mountain Amphitheater. It's a good
positive way, Bama. That iswhat we are giving away. Eight three
three five oh one BAMA is thenumber to call. Good morning? Who's
this? Hey? This is Kayla, Kayla, good morning. What are

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you doing? Just trying a littleboy up at full awesome? Kayla?
Where are you calling from? FromShelby, Alabama? We love Shelby.
I like the Castle out there.I've DJed at the Castle before. It's
so beautiful. I like the Chipotle. Do you even know if there's a
Chipotle in Shelby? It's closed bysee Kayla? I love you. Are

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you calling to win ticklebacks to nickelor ticklebacks? What is going on?
Are you calling a win tickets toNickelback and Brandley Gilbert? Yeah? Just
here, I'm not gonna talk anymore. You want girl? You're going to
Oak Mountain this weekend? I hopeyou have some girls ready to go with
you and that you have a blast. Yeah, thank you so much.

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Thank you. Catch up with Alabamain the morning on the iHeart radio app
or wherever you listen to podcasts.I found out that people do a certain
thing that's really weird, and Inever thought this could be a weird thing.
When it involves food, it canbe depending on how it's done.

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Eights the number, call the showerra, how do you cut your cake?
I just get a fort, likea big old fort, like a
whole cake. You don't eat awhole cake straight with a fork like if
a round cake. I cut thecake when it's fresh out of the oven
with icing on. I get anice and lot of size for it,

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plastic or metal, and I literallycut it. I cut the part where
I want to start and where Iwant where I think I want to finish,
as far as when I'm eat Soyou cut one piece at a time.
Yeah, this is the that's goingon in the Alabama household. And
it has continued because we went toa birthday party this weekend. Last week.
I baked my bootcake and he itwas a round cake, and he

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goes, how do you cut yourcake. I was like, what do
you mean, how do you cutyour cake? You just cut a slice?
He goes, no, he startshe cut the whole thing in half
and then started cutting all the piecesat once. No, you don't do
that because, yeah, because somebodymay come behind and be like, well,
I didn't want you to cut itlike this. I want this much.
I want a smaller piece. Rightwhat I said, we're showing that
one now, and he goes,some people cut it in the middle and

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then cut a long slice and thenpush it together to keep it moist.
I was like, who are youyou psychopath? And then we went to
my goddaughter's birthday party over the weekendand she had like a weird, funny
shaped cake because it was shaped likea Mickey mouse head and they cut like
straight down the side, and hegoes, go, look at the way

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they cut it. They cut itweirder than I did. And this falls
back on who's the cake for.So if you made him a cake,
he has a right to cut it. Now. You went to a party
over the weekend and it was forher. This is the problem though,
I just didn't know there were abajillion different ways you could cut a cake.
I only know one way to cutit and eat it. Man eight
three three five O one. Bamais the number. Call the show,

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How do you cut your Cake?Catch off with Alabama in the Morning on
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ready for this day to be over? Yes, I'm ready to go home.
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