September 19, 2023 • 23 mins
Alabama has a problem with her dogs and her furniture. DJ New Era used his dog to help him skip the line to get ice cream. There's something new at Krispy Kreme in 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Headlines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Hey, buddy, what's up?
What did you do yesterday? Whatdid I do? Oh? I
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went out to lunch with my friendat Samford College. It's a beautiful school.
By the way. What did youeat at Sanford? Believe it or
not? It took me back tomy old college days. They had a
Chick fil A inside there, andthey had those you're just going to chick
fil A for chick fil A?Well, I wanted to do something different
and I got a chance to actuallywas this a male friend or a lady
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friend? Was a lady friend?Good friends? Out of college? Yeah?
She works there. She actually gota job, so we went there.
That's her job. She's not astudent. Wow, she's not a
student. I went there to actuallycelebrate her new job because I remember how
stressful her old job was. Shecute, She's a beautiful lady. Yes.
Did you flirt? No? Ididn't flirt with Did she flirt with
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you? No? Are you sureI'm positive? Would you dater? I
would? Yes, I would dater. Aaron's looking for love? Aren't you
looking for love? Don't you wantto find the love of your life?
That's the thing. I've learned thatif you go looking, you'll never find
it. You gotta later find you. I think she found you. No,
Sanford's a romantic building. It's beautiful. It is beautiful. You know
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how long I've passed by Sanford.I have never been on that campus until
it's romantic. Is expensive too,tuition is high. Good on that one.
How is your day? Yesterday?Called the show eight three three five
one. Bama is the number.Also, we have tickets two kids bop
a Live. If you want towin, go follow the Alabama Show on
(01:52):
Instagram. Tag us what you're doingthis morning and we might give you a
pair of tickets. All right,now, it's what the hell headlines?
What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show? A bear
rated a Crispy Creame delivery truck.Why I don't blame them, I would
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too, Ara loves Krispy Cream.This was a mama black bear and her
cub in Alaska. They broke intoa Crispy Creame delivery van as it was
delivering it's donuts. Listen to themanagers talk about what happened. I said,
he's in the van, and thenthe little cub followed and went inside
the van and then they just startedeating the donuts. You could hear them
like breaking open the packages. Wewere trying to beat on the van,
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but they just they just kept eatingall the donuts. Why you're listening to
Alabama in the Morning on demand?D January's favorite game in all the world?
What is it? Is it anadult movie or fingernail polished color?
Why is it my favorite game?Because you have a foot fetish, you
know. Anyway, eight three threefive O one BIMA is the number if
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you want to call in and play. We're giving away tickets to the Trans
Siberian Orchestra. Good morning. Who'sthis hey, Keith? What are you
doing about to be at work?Keith? Are you calling to play?
As it an adult movie? Yourfingernail polish color? I am? Do
you watch a lot of adult movies? No? Where where do you work?
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What do you do? I deliverice cream for Hershey's ice cream?
Oh me and era Ara's face justlit up. I love ice cream.
You gotta come to the studio.I like a fun job, man,
that's fun. Yeah, all right, Keith, Here's how the game works.
I give you a name. Youtell us if it's an adult movie
or a fingernail polish color. Areyou ready? I'm ready, all right.
Number one shorts story, Yeah,I don't movie. That is a
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fingernail polish color on OPI's website.Next one oil on water adult movie.
Your fingernail polish color, sing outpolish adult movie. Eric got it right,
and I'm gonna give you the point, Keith, that is an adult
movie. Next one adult movie,you're fingernail polish color, bubble bath.
That's easy. I got you,I got you, Keith, I don't
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no, it's a fingernail polish color. That's all right, there are no
losers. And is it an adultmovie? You're fingernail polish color. Congratulations,
Keith, Oh, thank you.Congratulations. You're gonna go ce Tso
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at the BJCC in December. Thankyou so much. It's three things you
need to know. We're gonna haveto quit Twitter. You know what I'm
I know where you're going with thisbecause I read about it and I refuse
to pay to own I use theplatform. Elon Musk wants to charge all
(04:55):
users a monthly fee to use xformerly known as Twitter. He says he
played ends to change it to asmall monthly fee, and it's all it's
he says, it's the only wayto fight bots. That's not how you
fight bots. Also, who cares? I don't care if there's bots on
Twitter. If you can't tell thedifference between bots and a real person,
that's on you. Because there's botseverywhere. There's bots on Instagram, there's
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plenty of bots on TikTok. They'reeverywhere. I wonder how much you're gonna
charge, though, I don't know. I'll leave Twitter. I don't even
use Twitter anymore anyway. Who cares? I use it sometime to do polls
and stuff and say thank you Godfor another day? Yes, and then
post Jim Flow and a shirtless selfie. Damn? How you know what I
posted you? Because I'm following you, Eric goes Jim Flow, shirtless selfie,
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thank you God for another day?Where hard to stay humble? Damn?
Tell me the Bible? What's theBible verse you posted today? I
didn't post with you. I'm actuallythinking about that's my whole routine, Like
you know, my whole routine.I gotta switch it up. This is
to comment or then a selfie withyou and your dog. My stank stank
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boys. Next like, Wow,did you just really joke me? Now?
Krispy Creme, Hey, it's fun, Ladies love it. I love
it. I followed D January.It's the real D January or D January
or whatever. I gotta switch someup. Krispy Kreme is bringing back apple
fritters for fall. I've never hadthose before from Chris. Have you ever
had an apple fritter? Period?Never? On it comes to the stuff
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I eat? How dedicated to yourdiet are you? This week? I
just slide off the trade a littlebit. I'm gonna bring it applefiter They're
delicious. They're back at Krispy Cream. Here is the Halloween decoration that is
dangerous to wildlife? Oh boy,fake spiderwebs. That's dangerous. According to
experts, the fake spider webs cantangle hummingbirds, owls, butterflies, bays,
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and small animals like squirrels and allthe little things. That's actually good.
You got some crawling around your houselike that. But do you want
to entangle a hummingbird or an owl, or a butterfly or bees? They
pollinate the flowers. It's not goodnature? Be nature? Okay? When
nature comes in your house, whatdo you do, I shoot it out.
I opened the door and chase itout the door with the broom,
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right unless it's a mouse, Andthen I killed a damn mouse. See
they were right there, but hummingbirds. I try to save them. Er,
What did I do when I sawan owl on the side of the
road, You risk you the out. I picked it up and put it
in the front seat in my carand started driving down the road. You
put your seat bed on the thing. Follow Alabama Radio on TikTok to see
that video you get an owl isall a little like blanket to wraplea be
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like did you had a little beetlecar back there? Oh my god.
Anyway, the ol said, somebodyhelped meet this woman's got me trapped.
That's three things you need to know, crazy white woman. More at the
Alabama Show dot com. You werelistening to Alabama in the morning on demand.
If somebody gives you a present andthen it gets broken, do you
tell them? Yeah, you gottabe up front with him because they never
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know. But then if it's adeep, like real sentimental, am I
saying that right sentimental present? Thankyou for listening to the Alabama Show.
You gotta tell them. I'm Alabamawith the Janue era eight three three five
one. Bama is the number tocall the show or text the keyword Alabama
in your message to three zero threeeight two. Let me tell you what
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happened? What do you do now? So you know, I found my
dream cabin in the woods, yeah, the castle of the wooden Castle.
Moved into the cabin. Spend allmy money on the cabin, so I
didn't have furniture for like eight months. I remember that I tried to offer
you a love seat. I wasliterally sitting in the living room on like
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lawn chairs. Didn't care dream house. I'll sit on the floor. Finally,
next door, our wonderful buddy JTgot brand new couches and gave me
his old leather couches. Leather isnot a good choice, real leather couches.
They look so good in the cabin. You've seen me post pictures,
I've seen them. I've been toyour cabin. I've seen him nice like
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you could tell these are expensive couches. And he gave them to me for
free. That's good and it wasthe most wonderful thing ever. And everybody's
like, I want to come seethe cabin. JT and his wife have
been like, we want to comesee the cabin. We want to see
the furniture. How good it looks? Like? When are you going to
have a Christmas party or something andget together? Okay, oh I can't.
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Why not my dog ate a corneroff the couch? Serious, Era,
you're not feeding your dogs? Iam he has separation anxiety. And
I shut the door, like myboo and I sleep alone, and we
shut the dogs out in the livingroom and let them sleep on the dog
beds. I woke up that morninghe ate the whole at the leather.
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It smelled like a cow. Whenhe said, yum, this is the
same dog that killed one of yourchickens. Yeah, yeah, see,
I can't even I don't even knowit. Today. These are nice couches
and there's this whole corner chunk likeit's like the size of a basketball.
I know what you gotta do?What do I do? Every month?
You have to sacrifice one of yourchickens. No, stop, for the
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sake of your house. That isnot funny. This is I'm just being
on his show. He got thattaste of that crispy stop it. Now
he's trying to eat everything? Whatam I doing? And now I can
never invite JT to the house becausehis wife and him are going to see
the chunk of the couch they're expectthey've had this couch for twenty years and
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they've got dogs. Never ever didtheir dogs eat a chunk out of it?
Well, you need to ask themwhat are they're doing to make their
dogs obey? Because it sounds likeyour dog needs a whisper, somebody to
coach him. Yes, if you'rea dog trainer, call the show.
Are one that wasn't need it?Right there? You know he's gonna be
eating your okay, like the gingerbreckcookie. But what do I do about
the couches? The couches? DoI tell J two or say nothing?
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You gotta be up front because I'mgonna put a blanket over it. Thana's
gonna look taggy. I don't careif you're having a party or get together.
Would you honestly have an out ofplace blanket on something? Yep?
Call the show? Nah, that'snot good. Has this ever happened to
you? Did you tell the person? Eight three three five oh one Bama
is the number? Catch up withAlabama in the morning on the iHeart radio
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app or wherever you listen to podcasts. Do I tell my coworker that gave
me his old leather couches that mydog chewed to chunk out of it?
Yeah, you gotta tell them.I don't want to, but he's just
bakeding to see it. Eight threethree five one bamas the number? Has
anybody ever given you a gift andsomehow you broke it or ruined it?
And did you tell him? Hasthis happened to you era? Nah,
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never happened to me. Well,I need your help. Eight three three
five one Bama is the number?Diana? Are you calling about my dogs
and the couches? A squall?Oh? Hows this happened to you?
Yes, my dog choose up everyreson. How did you correct the problem?
Just better do what she does.I give retreats and stuff like that.
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Give her all my attemps. What'sthe most expensive thing she chewed up?
She choos up my shoes? Oh, I'd be mad about the shoes.
Yes, anything, Jordan's Evans,Danna, thank you for calling.
Do I tell jat next door thatmy dogs ate a chunk out of the
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couch? She gave me. Yougotta confess up. I am so stressed
out about this. If you wantto relieve the stress, just be honest.
Wait a minute, did you justsay confess up? Yeahs, confess
up you. I love you somuch. One bam as the number of
Good morning. Who's this, Chris? Oh? What do you think I
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should do about the dog in thecouch? Stunt girl? You can't get
away with it. You can't pulloff this line, so you couldn't live
and try it right? And thedog is like family too. They make
leather patches on Amazon. I've beenlooking at those. A big old chunk.
You can replace that with a patch. Well, I'm gonna I may
try it. May look jankie,but I will try it good. Look,
well it's better than nothing. Buteven that, like, there is
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no way you can get away withthis clean girl. You gotta get ahead
of it. You gotta be upfront, even not to mention the bag
you're just pull on the radio.But even if that wasn't the case,
he's not gonna stop wanting to comeover until he sees the couches of the
spot. Dang it, I'm busted. I love you, Chris, it's
what the hell headlines? What thehell are you talking about? On the
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Alabama Show, a man got adui riding his horse. Why the house
is possible? Well, he wasdrunk on a horse. This happened in
California. There's a video from theCalifornia Highway Patrol. It shows a cop
driving by the horse who's going realslow and the man had an open container
on the horse. I hope itwas worth it, so the cops posted.
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They said this serves as a reminderthat impaired riding, even on horse,
poses risk to both the rider andothers on the road. Just if
you're gonna get drunk, stay inyour house. You know what. This
is animal cruelty too. Why,there's three things you need to know.
Okay, we're giving away all weeklong tickets to the Trans Siberian Orchestra.
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Okay, we are you going totry to sing? But you didn't know
what to sing, did you?Because it's just music. Yeah, the
Trans Simian Orchestra is who like whenyou see the houses on YouTube with the
Christmas lights and it's got the bumpbump, bump bump, it's the music
pumping. Keep listening all week long. We started at six am every morning.
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You can win. This is funny. So Leslie Jones era, do
you tell me who Leslie Jones is? She was a comedian and a sketch
writer on Saturday Light Live. BecauseI was asking her earlier, I was
like, is Leslie Jones Chris Rock'slife? Because she was talking about Chris
Rock and I was like, whyis she talking about him? Leslie Jones
said that during the twenty twenty twoOscars slap where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock,
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Chris Rock had to go to therapyfor it. That was a hard
slap. She said. He wasreally affected. She goes it was humiliating.
It affected him. People need tounderstand that his daughters, his parents,
and people close to him saw thathe had to go to counseling with
his daughters over the slab. Yeah, over a slap. But he didn't
do one thing that was important.He didn't sue because I would have sued
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the whole world. The world madefun of me. I need all the
coins. He just wanted to beover. Nah slapped me, it give
me, its slapped me. Now. I'm suing somebody right now now.
I would slap me right now Imean here, you really gonna do it?
Nope. I need a house,I need to dogs. I need
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all the steaks. Steak Daddy,cook you, I need everything. You
can have everything except the steaks fromsteak Daddy. I don't stas well.
I'll take steak Daddy because he'll makeme steaks wherever he goes. I bet
he will. We call my boyfriendsteak Daddy if you needed the show,
because he cooks me steaks whenever Iwant. Oh, medium will done?
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Medium? Ray? Is it?Is it rare? Medium? Rare?
Medium? Ray? What kind ofwhat kind of viggis on the side?
Yesterday we had potatoes and salad.Sometimes it's asparagus. It just depends on
the day. Good. Here's fivesigns you're actually doing really well when it
comes to love. Get you asteak Daddy. No, he's not.
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Number one, man cook, youfeel like you don't You don't feel like
you need a partner. You don'tneed them, You want them. That
you have a support network outside ofyour partner, family, friends, exactly,
all right. Number three, youactually go outside to meet up with
people, not the club, butyou meet up with them outside. I
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don't get that one because it's it'shealthier, like get some sunshine, do
some not drinking club. Thanks.Number four. You won't settle for just
anyone, oh that hit below thebelt just because you're lonely? Are you
talking to me? Anybody listening tothe show that's looking for life? You
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won't settle. You will wait forthe right person. I'm not talking to
you. I know that you wanta good woman here, and you deserve
a good woman, and you willfind her. Number five. You know
what you want and you're open topursuing it. Yes, I know that
I want. Let me go.Let me take you out and be You're
a wing woman who let me whatanybody that'll say, Hello, how you
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Alabama? That's really has you're gonnaplay me? That's three things you need
to know. Are you serious?You need somebody that's not your type.
I want to pick out somebody foryou that you normally would not pick because
the women you pick for yourself don'twork out. That's why you that's the
point of having a wingman or wingwoman. I want to pick out somebody
outside of your comfort zone because younever know, you may end up liking
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her. It's like trying sushi.You hadn't tried sushi until this summer,
and you liked it, didn't you. I'd never try it again though,
Oh god. Okay, that's threethings you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show dot com. Here'swhat's coming up next on the Alabama Show.
If you want to see Kids BopLive, Kids Bop, Yes,
we have your tickets. That's areWhat's awesome If you would like to call
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the show to win today. Eightthree three five oh one, BAMA is
the number. Also, tell uswhat's awesome in your life? Because good
We want to hear you feel goodstories. Eight three three five one BAMA
is the number. Catch up withAlabama in the morning on the iHeart Radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. Here's what's awesome. We're giving away
ticket. It's too Kids Bop Live. If you want to take your kids
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and let them just be excited whileyou sit back and relax. Eight three
three five one BAMMA is the numberto win. Good morning. Who's this
Good morning? And this is Amber? Amber. What are you doing today?
I am I just dropped the kidsoff at school and I'm about to
go back home and crawl on thebed and day drink. Oh absolutely,
yes, Amber, good vacation.Are you calling to win tickets to Kids
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Bop so you can take the kidsout and wear them out? Absolutely,
that would be amazing. Well,we love you for listening to the show,
and a girl, we got ticketsfor you to Kids Bop Live,
and we love you for listening tothe show. And I'm so glad you're
getting a day to yourself today.Yes, thank you so much, and
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I'm about to drink extra just tocelebrate. You're listening to Alabama in the
morning Hold on demand d January?What up? What did you use your
dog to do over the weekend?Skip the line at basking robbing? Yes,
it's true. Hey, thanks forlistening to the Alabama show. I'm
Alabama with the January. How longwas the line? Oh it was wrapped.
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I think I had about maybe twentysome people ahead of me. What
did you say to the people,Well, I just pulled up and I
start reading my engine because you knowI have one of those loud cars.
Oh god, you would have beenone of those people. I would have
rolled my eyes out. Actually peoplewere looked and was like, man,
it's a nice car, bro Andthen of course I rolled the windows down
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and Cassie, my dog, stucka little head out and one of the
people in the line said, oh, I said, I got him.
I got him. Can I pitchyour dog? Sure? Oh god,
Jesse hopped out in the car.Everybody in the line we had a chance
to pat her. So but then, would you say to skip the line
and get your ice cream? Isaid, man, I've been waiting on
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this since they opened. They said, well, you know what, we
don't want you to wait in thislong line. You can jump in front
of us. We used to havea boxer ourselves. Oh my god,
I literally literally, I'll put Cassieon her on her leash, and I
was able to stand in front ofhim, walk my dog in literally and
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get ice cream with Cassie right therewas that girls, Yes, it was
a it was a It was acouple. Okay, so the guy was
there, the boyfriend. Let youdo it too? Yes, it was
like you weren't making eyes that thegirl? Are you? Oh no,
I don't do that. No,I don't do that. Did the workers
did they say anything about it?Are you even allowed to tech dogs in
the basket and robins? I wasn'tallowed but the best thing about it I
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got discounted. What era works?Did you say, I'm d January from
the radio. I never mentioned anythinglike that. I don't. I never
used my title to get things.I called the show. I'm just a
guy, fear man. I reallyam. Think Jesus would skip the line.
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I mean, that's the question.What would Jesus do? Nah,
he would turn the ice cream intowine. Jesus was saying, yes,
my son got got to the frontof the line. Oh my god,
call the show. Do you thinkArra was right for using this dog for
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skipping the line at Basking Robinson.If you are in the line at Basking
Robinson, you saw this guy pullup, would you have let him stand
in front of you? Yes?Eight three three five one. Bama is
the number catch up on Alabama inthe morning, on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you listen to podcasts. Oh, we are done, done done,
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Time to get out of here.And we're gonna give away more stuff tomorrow,
a lot of stuff tomorrow tso kidsbop and that's it. And advice.
We're gonna give away free advice.Tomorrow's the air, right, Yeah,
Tomorrow's dear Arra. Listen tomorrow morningbrighter Earl at seven am. We'll
be back. And if you missedanything on the show today, you can
always go follow the Alabama Show onall the Socials or look up the Alabama
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Show on demand in the free iHeartRadioapp. Thanks thanks for listening to Alabama
in the Morning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Here'sAlabama. Hey, buddy, what's up?
What did you do yesterday? Whatdid I do? Oh? I
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went out to lunch with my friendat Samford College. It's a beautiful school.
By the way. What did youeat at Sanford? Believe it or
not? It took me back tomy old college days. They had a
Chick fil A inside there, andthey had those you're just going to chick
fil A for chick fil A?Well, I wanted to do something different
and I got a chance to actuallywas this a male friend or a lady
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friend? Was a lady friend?Good friends? Out of college? Yeah?
She works there. She actually gota job, so we went there.
That's her job. She's not astudent. Wow, she's not a
student. I went there to actuallycelebrate her new job because I remember how
stressful her old job was. Shecute, She's a beautiful lady. Yes.
Did you flirt? No? Ididn't flirt with Did she flirt with
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you? No? Are you sureI'm positive? Would you dater? I
would? Yes, I would dater. Aaron's looking for love? Aren't you
looking for love? Don't you wantto find the love of your life?
That's the thing. I've learned thatif you go looking, you'll never find
it. You gotta later find you. I think she found you. No,
Sanford's a romantic building. It's beautiful. It is beautiful. You know
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how long I've passed by Sanford.I have never been on that campus until
it's romantic. Is expensive too,tuition is high. Good on that one.
How is your day? Yesterday?Called the show eight three three five
one. Bama is the number.Also, we have tickets two kids bop
a Live. If you want towin, go follow the Alabama Show on
(01:52):
Instagram. Tag us what you're doingthis morning and we might give you a
pair of tickets. All right,now, it's what the hell headlines?
What the hell are you talking about? On the Alabama Show? A bear
rated a Crispy Creame delivery truck.Why I don't blame them, I would
(02:13):
too, Ara loves Krispy Cream.This was a mama black bear and her
cub in Alaska. They broke intoa Crispy Creame delivery van as it was
delivering it's donuts. Listen to themanagers talk about what happened. I said,
he's in the van, and thenthe little cub followed and went inside
the van and then they just startedeating the donuts. You could hear them
like breaking open the packages. Wewere trying to beat on the van,
(02:37):
but they just they just kept eatingall the donuts. Why you're listening to
Alabama in the Morning on demand?D January's favorite game in all the world?
What is it? Is it anadult movie or fingernail polished color?
Why is it my favorite game?Because you have a foot fetish, you
know. Anyway, eight three threefive O one BIMA is the number if
(02:58):
you want to call in and play. We're giving away tickets to the Trans
Siberian Orchestra. Good morning. Who'sthis hey, Keith? What are you
doing about to be at work?Keith? Are you calling to play?
As it an adult movie? Yourfingernail polish color? I am? Do
you watch a lot of adult movies? No? Where where do you work?
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What do you do? I deliverice cream for Hershey's ice cream?
Oh me and era Ara's face justlit up. I love ice cream.
You gotta come to the studio.I like a fun job, man,
that's fun. Yeah, all right, Keith, Here's how the game works.
I give you a name. Youtell us if it's an adult movie
or a fingernail polish color. Areyou ready? I'm ready, all right.
Number one shorts story, Yeah,I don't movie. That is a
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fingernail polish color on OPI's website.Next one oil on water adult movie.
Your fingernail polish color, sing outpolish adult movie. Eric got it right,
and I'm gonna give you the point, Keith, that is an adult
movie. Next one adult movie,you're fingernail polish color, bubble bath.
That's easy. I got you,I got you, Keith, I don't
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no, it's a fingernail polish color. That's all right, there are no
losers. And is it an adultmovie? You're fingernail polish color. Congratulations,
Keith, Oh, thank you.Congratulations. You're gonna go ce Tso
(04:35):
at the BJCC in December. Thankyou so much. It's three things you
need to know. We're gonna haveto quit Twitter. You know what I'm
I know where you're going with thisbecause I read about it and I refuse
to pay to own I use theplatform. Elon Musk wants to charge all
(04:55):
users a monthly fee to use xformerly known as Twitter. He says he
played ends to change it to asmall monthly fee, and it's all it's
he says, it's the only wayto fight bots. That's not how you
fight bots. Also, who cares? I don't care if there's bots on
Twitter. If you can't tell thedifference between bots and a real person,
that's on you. Because there's botseverywhere. There's bots on Instagram, there's
(05:16):
plenty of bots on TikTok. They'reeverywhere. I wonder how much you're gonna
charge, though, I don't know. I'll leave Twitter. I don't even
use Twitter anymore anyway. Who cares? I use it sometime to do polls
and stuff and say thank you Godfor another day? Yes, and then
post Jim Flow and a shirtless selfie. Damn? How you know what I
posted you? Because I'm following you, Eric goes Jim Flow, shirtless selfie,
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thank you God for another day?Where hard to stay humble? Damn?
Tell me the Bible? What's theBible verse you posted today? I
didn't post with you. I'm actuallythinking about that's my whole routine, Like
you know, my whole routine.I gotta switch it up. This is
to comment or then a selfie withyou and your dog. My stank stank
(06:02):
boys. Next like, Wow,did you just really joke me? Now?
Krispy Creme, Hey, it's fun, Ladies love it. I love
it. I followed D January.It's the real D January or D January
or whatever. I gotta switch someup. Krispy Kreme is bringing back apple
fritters for fall. I've never hadthose before from Chris. Have you ever
had an apple fritter? Period?Never? On it comes to the stuff
(06:27):
I eat? How dedicated to yourdiet are you? This week? I
just slide off the trade a littlebit. I'm gonna bring it applefiter They're
delicious. They're back at Krispy Cream. Here is the Halloween decoration that is
dangerous to wildlife? Oh boy,fake spiderwebs. That's dangerous. According to
experts, the fake spider webs cantangle hummingbirds, owls, butterflies, bays,
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and small animals like squirrels and allthe little things. That's actually good.
You got some crawling around your houselike that. But do you want
to entangle a hummingbird or an owl, or a butterfly or bees? They
pollinate the flowers. It's not goodnature? Be nature? Okay? When
nature comes in your house, whatdo you do, I shoot it out.
I opened the door and chase itout the door with the broom,
(07:16):
right unless it's a mouse, Andthen I killed a damn mouse. See
they were right there, but hummingbirds. I try to save them. Er,
What did I do when I sawan owl on the side of the
road, You risk you the out. I picked it up and put it
in the front seat in my carand started driving down the road. You
put your seat bed on the thing. Follow Alabama Radio on TikTok to see
that video you get an owl isall a little like blanket to wraplea be
(07:43):
like did you had a little beetlecar back there? Oh my god.
Anyway, the ol said, somebodyhelped meet this woman's got me trapped.
That's three things you need to know, crazy white woman. More at the
Alabama Show dot com. You werelistening to Alabama in the morning on demand.
If somebody gives you a present andthen it gets broken, do you
tell them? Yeah, you gottabe up front with him because they never
(08:05):
know. But then if it's adeep, like real sentimental, am I
saying that right sentimental present? Thankyou for listening to the Alabama Show.
You gotta tell them. I'm Alabamawith the Janue era eight three three five
one. Bama is the number tocall the show or text the keyword Alabama
in your message to three zero threeeight two. Let me tell you what
(08:26):
happened? What do you do now? So you know, I found my
dream cabin in the woods, yeah, the castle of the wooden Castle.
Moved into the cabin. Spend allmy money on the cabin, so I
didn't have furniture for like eight months. I remember that I tried to offer
you a love seat. I wasliterally sitting in the living room on like
(08:48):
lawn chairs. Didn't care dream house. I'll sit on the floor. Finally,
next door, our wonderful buddy JTgot brand new couches and gave me
his old leather couches. Leather isnot a good choice, real leather couches.
They look so good in the cabin. You've seen me post pictures,
I've seen them. I've been toyour cabin. I've seen him nice like
(09:11):
you could tell these are expensive couches. And he gave them to me for
free. That's good and it wasthe most wonderful thing ever. And everybody's
like, I want to come seethe cabin. JT and his wife have
been like, we want to comesee the cabin. We want to see
the furniture. How good it looks? Like? When are you going to
have a Christmas party or something andget together? Okay, oh I can't.
(09:37):
Why not my dog ate a corneroff the couch? Serious, Era,
you're not feeding your dogs? Iam he has separation anxiety. And
I shut the door, like myboo and I sleep alone, and we
shut the dogs out in the livingroom and let them sleep on the dog
beds. I woke up that morninghe ate the whole at the leather.
(10:00):
It smelled like a cow. Whenhe said, yum, this is the
same dog that killed one of yourchickens. Yeah, yeah, see,
I can't even I don't even knowit. Today. These are nice couches
and there's this whole corner chunk likeit's like the size of a basketball.
I know what you gotta do?What do I do? Every month?
You have to sacrifice one of yourchickens. No, stop, for the
(10:24):
sake of your house. That isnot funny. This is I'm just being
on his show. He got thattaste of that crispy stop it. Now
he's trying to eat everything? Whatam I doing? And now I can
never invite JT to the house becausehis wife and him are going to see
the chunk of the couch they're expectthey've had this couch for twenty years and
(10:45):
they've got dogs. Never ever didtheir dogs eat a chunk out of it?
Well, you need to ask themwhat are they're doing to make their
dogs obey? Because it sounds likeyour dog needs a whisper, somebody to
coach him. Yes, if you'rea dog trainer, call the show.
Are one that wasn't need it?Right there? You know he's gonna be
eating your okay, like the gingerbreckcookie. But what do I do about
the couches? The couches? DoI tell J two or say nothing?
(11:07):
You gotta be up front because I'mgonna put a blanket over it. Thana's
gonna look taggy. I don't careif you're having a party or get together.
Would you honestly have an out ofplace blanket on something? Yep?
Call the show? Nah, that'snot good. Has this ever happened to
you? Did you tell the person? Eight three three five oh one Bama
is the number? Catch up withAlabama in the morning on the iHeart radio
(11:30):
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. Do I tell my coworker that gave
me his old leather couches that mydog chewed to chunk out of it?
Yeah, you gotta tell them.I don't want to, but he's just
bakeding to see it. Eight threethree five one bamas the number? Has
anybody ever given you a gift andsomehow you broke it or ruined it?
And did you tell him? Hasthis happened to you era? Nah,
(11:50):
never happened to me. Well,I need your help. Eight three three
five one Bama is the number?Diana? Are you calling about my dogs
and the couches? A squall?Oh? Hows this happened to you?
Yes, my dog choose up everyreson. How did you correct the problem?
Just better do what she does.I give retreats and stuff like that.
(12:16):
Give her all my attemps. What'sthe most expensive thing she chewed up?
She choos up my shoes? Oh, I'd be mad about the shoes.
Yes, anything, Jordan's Evans,Danna, thank you for calling.
Do I tell jat next door thatmy dogs ate a chunk out of the
(12:37):
couch? She gave me. Yougotta confess up. I am so stressed
out about this. If you wantto relieve the stress, just be honest.
Wait a minute, did you justsay confess up? Yeahs, confess
up you. I love you somuch. One bam as the number of
Good morning. Who's this, Chris? Oh? What do you think I
(12:58):
should do about the dog in thecouch? Stunt girl? You can't get
away with it. You can't pulloff this line, so you couldn't live
and try it right? And thedog is like family too. They make
leather patches on Amazon. I've beenlooking at those. A big old chunk.
You can replace that with a patch. Well, I'm gonna I may
try it. May look jankie,but I will try it good. Look,
well it's better than nothing. Buteven that, like, there is
(13:22):
no way you can get away withthis clean girl. You gotta get ahead
of it. You gotta be upfront, even not to mention the bag
you're just pull on the radio.But even if that wasn't the case,
he's not gonna stop wanting to comeover until he sees the couches of the
spot. Dang it, I'm busted. I love you, Chris, it's
what the hell headlines? What thehell are you talking about? On the
(13:45):
Alabama Show, a man got adui riding his horse. Why the house
is possible? Well, he wasdrunk on a horse. This happened in
California. There's a video from theCalifornia Highway Patrol. It shows a cop
driving by the horse who's going realslow and the man had an open container
on the horse. I hope itwas worth it, so the cops posted.
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They said this serves as a reminderthat impaired riding, even on horse,
poses risk to both the rider andothers on the road. Just if
you're gonna get drunk, stay inyour house. You know what. This
is animal cruelty too. Why,there's three things you need to know.
Okay, we're giving away all weeklong tickets to the Trans Siberian Orchestra.
(14:31):
Okay, we are you going totry to sing? But you didn't know
what to sing, did you?Because it's just music. Yeah, the
Trans Simian Orchestra is who like whenyou see the houses on YouTube with the
Christmas lights and it's got the bumpbump, bump bump, it's the music
pumping. Keep listening all week long. We started at six am every morning.
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You can win. This is funny. So Leslie Jones era, do
you tell me who Leslie Jones is? She was a comedian and a sketch
writer on Saturday Light Live. BecauseI was asking her earlier, I was
like, is Leslie Jones Chris Rock'slife? Because she was talking about Chris
Rock and I was like, whyis she talking about him? Leslie Jones
said that during the twenty twenty twoOscars slap where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock,
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Chris Rock had to go to therapyfor it. That was a hard
slap. She said. He wasreally affected. She goes it was humiliating.
It affected him. People need tounderstand that his daughters, his parents,
and people close to him saw thathe had to go to counseling with
his daughters over the slab. Yeah, over a slap. But he didn't
do one thing that was important.He didn't sue because I would have sued
(15:39):
the whole world. The world madefun of me. I need all the
coins. He just wanted to beover. Nah slapped me, it give
me, its slapped me. Now. I'm suing somebody right now now.
I would slap me right now Imean here, you really gonna do it?
Nope. I need a house,I need to dogs. I need
(16:00):
all the steaks. Steak Daddy,cook you, I need everything. You
can have everything except the steaks fromsteak Daddy. I don't stas well.
I'll take steak Daddy because he'll makeme steaks wherever he goes. I bet
he will. We call my boyfriendsteak Daddy if you needed the show,
because he cooks me steaks whenever Iwant. Oh, medium will done?
(16:23):
Medium? Ray? Is it?Is it rare? Medium? Rare?
Medium? Ray? What kind ofwhat kind of viggis on the side?
Yesterday we had potatoes and salad.Sometimes it's asparagus. It just depends on
the day. Good. Here's fivesigns you're actually doing really well when it
comes to love. Get you asteak Daddy. No, he's not.
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Number one, man cook, youfeel like you don't You don't feel like
you need a partner. You don'tneed them, You want them. That
you have a support network outside ofyour partner, family, friends, exactly,
all right. Number three, youactually go outside to meet up with
people, not the club, butyou meet up with them outside. I
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don't get that one because it's it'shealthier, like get some sunshine, do
some not drinking club. Thanks.Number four. You won't settle for just
anyone, oh that hit below thebelt just because you're lonely? Are you
talking to me? Anybody listening tothe show that's looking for life? You
(17:29):
won't settle. You will wait forthe right person. I'm not talking to
you. I know that you wanta good woman here, and you deserve
a good woman, and you willfind her. Number five. You know
what you want and you're open topursuing it. Yes, I know that
I want. Let me go.Let me take you out and be You're
a wing woman who let me whatanybody that'll say, Hello, how you
(18:00):
Alabama? That's really has you're gonnaplay me? That's three things you need
to know. Are you serious?You need somebody that's not your type.
I want to pick out somebody foryou that you normally would not pick because
the women you pick for yourself don'twork out. That's why you that's the
point of having a wingman or wingwoman. I want to pick out somebody
outside of your comfort zone because younever know, you may end up liking
(18:22):
her. It's like trying sushi.You hadn't tried sushi until this summer,
and you liked it, didn't you. I'd never try it again though,
Oh god. Okay, that's threethings you need to know. More at
the Alabama Show dot com. Here'swhat's coming up next on the Alabama Show.
If you want to see Kids BopLive, Kids Bop, Yes,
we have your tickets. That's areWhat's awesome If you would like to call
(18:42):
the show to win today. Eightthree three five oh one, BAMA is
the number. Also, tell uswhat's awesome in your life? Because good
We want to hear you feel goodstories. Eight three three five one BAMA
is the number. Catch up withAlabama in the morning on the iHeart Radio
app or wherever you listen to podcasts. Here's what's awesome. We're giving away
ticket. It's too Kids Bop Live. If you want to take your kids
(19:03):
and let them just be excited whileyou sit back and relax. Eight three
three five one BAMMA is the numberto win. Good morning. Who's this
Good morning? And this is Amber? Amber. What are you doing today?
I am I just dropped the kidsoff at school and I'm about to
go back home and crawl on thebed and day drink. Oh absolutely,
yes, Amber, good vacation.Are you calling to win tickets to Kids
(19:29):
Bop so you can take the kidsout and wear them out? Absolutely,
that would be amazing. Well,we love you for listening to the show,
and a girl, we got ticketsfor you to Kids Bop Live,
and we love you for listening tothe show. And I'm so glad you're
getting a day to yourself today.Yes, thank you so much, and
(19:52):
I'm about to drink extra just tocelebrate. You're listening to Alabama in the
morning Hold on demand d January?What up? What did you use your
dog to do over the weekend?Skip the line at basking robbing? Yes,
it's true. Hey, thanks forlistening to the Alabama show. I'm
Alabama with the January. How longwas the line? Oh it was wrapped.
(20:15):
I think I had about maybe twentysome people ahead of me. What
did you say to the people,Well, I just pulled up and I
start reading my engine because you knowI have one of those loud cars.
Oh god, you would have beenone of those people. I would have
rolled my eyes out. Actually peoplewere looked and was like, man,
it's a nice car, bro Andthen of course I rolled the windows down
(20:36):
and Cassie, my dog, stucka little head out and one of the
people in the line said, oh, I said, I got him.
I got him. Can I pitchyour dog? Sure? Oh god,
Jesse hopped out in the car.Everybody in the line we had a chance
to pat her. So but then, would you say to skip the line
and get your ice cream? Isaid, man, I've been waiting on
(20:57):
this since they opened. They said, well, you know what, we
don't want you to wait in thislong line. You can jump in front
of us. We used to havea boxer ourselves. Oh my god,
I literally literally, I'll put Cassieon her on her leash, and I
was able to stand in front ofhim, walk my dog in literally and
(21:18):
get ice cream with Cassie right therewas that girls, Yes, it was
a it was a It was acouple. Okay, so the guy was
there, the boyfriend. Let youdo it too? Yes, it was
like you weren't making eyes that thegirl? Are you? Oh no,
I don't do that. No,I don't do that. Did the workers
did they say anything about it?Are you even allowed to tech dogs in
the basket and robins? I wasn'tallowed but the best thing about it I
(21:41):
got discounted. What era works?Did you say, I'm d January from
the radio. I never mentioned anythinglike that. I don't. I never
used my title to get things.I called the show. I'm just a
guy, fear man. I reallyam. Think Jesus would skip the line.
(22:02):
I mean, that's the question.What would Jesus do? Nah,
he would turn the ice cream intowine. Jesus was saying, yes,
my son got got to the frontof the line. Oh my god,
call the show. Do you thinkArra was right for using this dog for
(22:23):
skipping the line at Basking Robinson.If you are in the line at Basking
Robinson, you saw this guy pullup, would you have let him stand
in front of you? Yes?Eight three three five one. Bama is
the number catch up on Alabama inthe morning, on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you listen to podcasts. Oh, we are done, done done,
(22:44):
Time to get out of here.And we're gonna give away more stuff tomorrow,
a lot of stuff tomorrow tso kidsbop and that's it. And advice.
We're gonna give away free advice.Tomorrow's the air, right, Yeah,
Tomorrow's dear Arra. Listen tomorrow morningbrighter Earl at seven am. We'll
be back. And if you missedanything on the show today, you can
always go follow the Alabama Show onall the Socials or look up the Alabama
(23:07):
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