September 8, 2023 • 25 mins
Jason feels like he got duped by a girl he was dating who was in an open relationship and didn't tell him in today's Dear Era. Alabama teases DJ New Era about his car troubles. DJ New Era is upset about who his son posted on YouTube. PLUS 3 Things You NEED to Know and What the Hell Healdines HERE.
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Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama. Good morning, Good morning.
So our last segment of the day. Yesterday I was like, hey,
what are you gonna do today?I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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And D January goes, I'm gonnago get my car. This guy's
been working on it for months.Let's not get involved with this car right
now. Behind the scenes. Iknow D January your hobby is cars and
he likes to get them like fastand the furious. And so you got
this car. What has it beenhere yet? I feel like it seven
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months, six to seven months rightnow? Any ticket to this guy to
fix. And every time he goesback to get it, the guy's like,
oh, it's not ready. Andso yesterday it was going to be
ready and it's not. I leftout of here yesterday excited. I was
ready to drive it. Peter Loud, it sounds this cruel. Who's in
in something that shouldn't even take sixmonths? What did he say it was
wrong with it? Well, thecar needed another transmission, and the transmission
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is you're doing a job like that, you need at least two other people,
maybe one, because you gotta chainit up, pull it out,
spray it, clean it, putthe other one in, make sure it
functions, and it takes at leastfor a job like that shouldn't take no
more than two weeks. If youown a car shop and you are listening
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to the show, call in Yeah, called in d January and Nature Help.
Eight three is the number another carGood morning? Is what the hell?
Headline on the Alabama show A threelegged bear broke into a house and
checked three white claws white. Nowwhat would you do if that happened to
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you? I would be like you. I'd pull out my camera and videotape
it and post it on T talk. Are you serious? A three legged
bear? Here's a clip from oneof the people reacting to the bear and
talking about it. Oh my god, I've never been this close to up
there. He opened the door.He's he's about a beer. He went
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over here to the fridge and gottwo white caws. Once I saw him
open the fridge, I got scaredthat he could open the doors. It's
like the houses. Oh yeah,bears can they can break into anything.
Bear's a smart guess where this happened. There's gotta be somewhere up north.
No in Florida. Also, I'msurprised you didn't make a cocaine bear joke
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for this. I forgot about thatmovie where Super Easy Trivia with the Elabama
shaw d Januarra. Yeah. Doyou think you are smarter than a fifth
grader? I know I am,but I have problems at times. Somebody
said, it's hard at you.That's a great I love you for that.
That was a great way to respond. Well. Today's trivia is fifth
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grade trivia questions. Let's see howyou do. All right, are you
ready? Come on? Question numberone? What is the capital of the
United States of America? The capitalof the United States of America? Yeah,
what's the capital of our country?What in the world you don't know?
The capital of our country? Yeah? Oh god? Where does the
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president live? Oh you're talking aboutgod? Washington, DC? Okay,
don't trip, it's Friday. I'mready to get out of here. Washington,
DC is the capital of the UnitedStates of America. If you're listening,
if you're yelling at your car,all this is great. Question number
two, what are the four mainpoints on a compass? North, south,
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east, west? Good job?Oh my god? Why am I
trembling over here? Is the worst. These are fifth grade questions. If
you have that have started back toschool and they're in fifth grade, I
hope they're in the car yelling atthe car right now. Okay, last
one, see Breezy Trivia for thewin. Are you ready? Let's go
DJ new Era. What are thefive vowels in the English language? A
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E O U? Is that yourfinal answer? That is are you sure?
I'm sure? Are you absolutely positive? That is? Congratulations? Thank
you are smarter than a fifth graderor at las, just as smart as
a fifth grader. I would liketo thank my peanut, but of crackers
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because they gave me the juices.All Right, we're done. It's three
things you need to know. Okay, here's who's coming to town at the
BJCC. You're gonna be so excited. Who is it? Fallout Boy with
Jimmy Eat World at the BJCC ArenaMarch thirteenth, twenty twenty four. Goes
on sale next Friday. That's agood way to start it our. If
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you're springing break too Fallout Boy.You know they're playing our iHeartRadio Music Festival
too. This tour is going tobe so awesome. So we'll also have
tickets to win to that show.Just keep listening. I can't wait.
I'm going It'll be great. Ilove Jimmy. Jimmy Eat World is one
of my favorite, all time favoritebands. You've got a lot of good
bands out there. I know I'ma little I'm a little rocker girl at
heart. I'm waiting on cold Playto calm. Okay, yeah, cold
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Plays are his favorite. Yes.Who's the high school of the week this
week? Hoover High School at SpainPark d January will be there tonight.
What time are you going to bethere? I'll be there fiet giving away
t shirts, shirts and a chanceto win some tickets to our heart radio
jingle Ball awesome and some free bracesfrom Birmingham Orthodox orthodonnisis okay, I said
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that wrong. Birmingham or though isgreat. That's where I got my own
VISI line and my teeth look greatnow, thank you Birmingham Ortho. So
you get free in visiline and visilineworks too, it's great. Or you
get free braces, that's okay,that's awesome. Tonight Hoover at Spain Park.
I look for air and we gotlittle footballs there too, Spring Park.
We want to hear about food readyfor KFC. Oh yes, the
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bucket KFC news. KFC is launchingit's spiciest chicken wings yet for the first
time in America starting September tenth.I can't wait. What's the flavor?
Spicy? That the spicy? Yeah, spicy wings. She can get the
wings for just four ninety nine.It is the spiciest flavor of all.
Apparently the flavor isn't new. They'vehad they have the flavor in other countries,
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but it's never been in America untilnow. They launched it for football
season. What spicy chicken wings sky, KFC. They've already they've already had
spicy before. No, my sonis a chicken wing expert. I went
to KFC repeatedly. This is spicierthan the spicy. How spicy can you
get? You tell me how spicycan you get? Era? I mean
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very spicy? Yeah, yeah,keep going. I want to keep going.
Hey, I want to get awaymy secrets. I got a bucket
of these chicken wings. That's nothow I do it. How do you
did? Okay? What you gotdoing? What you got going on?
Around eight o'clock. You can geta KFC. You want to go to
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kif See to get some chicken wings. Your god, it's some extra gravy
mashed potatoes. Not the extra gravy, of course. You know what chicken
ks. You got some good hotsauce to Okay, that's three things you
need to know. Oh yeah,more at the Alabama Show dot com.
It's Dear on the Alabama Shaw.Think about all the drama that's going on
in your life. Oh, Igot a lot of it. We would
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love for you to call in.We will help you if you have an
issue for dear Era. That's whywe do this. Eight three three five
one Bama is the number, oryou can text your issue. Text the
keyword Alabama and your message to threezero three eight two. Jason, Good
morning. What's your issue for,Dear Era? I just got out of
a relationship with somebody who I thoughtit was, or I should say I
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thought it was headed to her Ward'srelationship, only to find out that she
actually is an a polyamorous relationship.Okay, so you found out that the
girl you were seeing is seeing multiplepeople and you didn't know. Yeah,
how long have y'all been dating her? Other partners? Knew? I just
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didn't know, how long have youbeen seeing this girl? It was for
like three months. That's a longtime. Yeah. I mean it was
one of those things where like,you know, she had mentioned in her
profile on him. She was inthe Lifestyles That's how she put it on
the profile, and so I justthought she meant, you know, like
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experimenting and being open. I didn'trealize this. How how many dates in
the three months did you go on? Did you go on a date every
weekend? So she has kids?Uh so we probably saw each other like
once every other week. Oh she'sgot kids too. Yeah, how this
is so much work? I meanthat's why we saw each other once every
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other week. So how did youfind out she was seeing other people?
Because I met the dude. Iwanted to pick her up for a date,
and a guy came out of herplace and was just like, hey,
I'm you know, like no names, but like I'm Mark. Oh
no, And I was like,Hi, Mark, are you guys roommates
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or something? I'm for her boyfriend? And I was like, ah,
what how many other people are there? Is it just you and Mark?
Or is there more people? Ithink there's like three. This is ain't
healthy. Yeah, no, thisain't for me. I'll get the hell
out of you. What did yousay? What did you say? Did
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this girl when after you met Mark, did you still go on the date?
No? Uh, you know,like I told her, like,
hey, I don't know what's goingon. It is not something we had
discussed. Like, I support youbeing who you are, but like,
you've got to talk to me aboutthese kinds of things first if we're gonna
have any chance of a real relationship. Yeah, she totally duped you.
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I always say this. It's it'smore of the deception that frustrates me than
the actual act. Like if you'redoing something that you're afraid that I may
not, Like, I'm more madthat if you keep it a secret or
lie to me about it and Ifind out about it later, then you're
actually doing it. If you're upfrontand honest with me, then I can
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I can talk to you about itand have the information and we can figure
out if we can work it outor not. Sometimes people can't help you.
Yeah, but having a diale youknow, Like there's a difference between
having a dialogue and saying like,Yo, this is who I am upfront.
If that doesn't work, for you. I'm sorry, but you know
this is who I am versus somethinglike this where it's like, oh,
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I mean imagine if you want toburger King and like Midways is a meal,
They're like, by the way,this isn't meat, and the dish
will walk away. Yeah, andwhat are we doing? You know?
Damn well a girl would be lying. If a girl was lying to you
about something that important and you foundout three months later, you would throw
a hissy fit. I would throwa fit. Is not for me.
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I don't like to share my woman. See That's what I'm saying. Do
this, so yeah, I willtake my head, take my pride,
keep my head up, and I'mout. Okay, let's see if we
can get some advice for you.Has she tried to reach out to you
since all that? She sent melike two messages, you know, which
I responded to politely being like,hey, you know, like I said,
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I don't think this is gonna work. All right, that's fair,
I mean that's fair. If youcan't do it, you know yourself well
enough, right, call the show. Have you ever been through something like
this? What's the biggest lie thatsomebody you were dating told you when you
found out a couple of months intothe relationship. Eight three three five zero
one BAMA is the number. You'relistening to Alabama in the morning. It's
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fun demand. So Jason just calledin and he has a little bit of
a dating problem. Yeah, bigissue. He met a girl on Hinge.
They've been dating for three months.He went to pick her up for
a date the other night and herboyfriend walked out, and apparently he didn't
know she was in an open relationshipand seeing multiple people. That's the problem.
He is right there and he's upset. Eight three three five one BAMA
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is the number if you went awayin good morning? Who's this? Oh,
Chris, what do you think aboutJason's problem dating a girl and not
knowing she was in an open relationship? Okay, first thing, if you
were on someone's getting profile and itsays they are in the lifestyles, you
better figure out which lifestyles those arehumor not. Yeah, you gotta ask
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questions, Yeah, because that stuffis never safe. You gotta ask Boden
questions because lifestyles can mean all kindsof things. Some of them you may
like and some of them you maynot like. And you got to figure
it out. But the main pointis have a converse, SA have a
conversation. Have a conversation. Andthe other speaking of conversation is I wonder
if they've had a blueship conversation,not three months or long time, but
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doesn't sound like they're seeing each othervery off. That's true, but it
may also be the TEMI things they'rein a place and she thinks they're in
a different place as well, sothat could be part of the problem.
I love you, Chris, thankyou for calling the show. You always
have great advice and we love whenyou call in love calling in thanks for
them. Neil lovel is what thehell headlined on the Alabama Show. A
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tall naked man went into two housesand fought the owners. Why this guy
had been drunk? Why is thiseven? This is literally what the headline
rates. Tall naked man enters twohomes and fights with owners. He was
a six foot five inch naked manin Colorado. He physically fought with the
homeowners. Then he was arrested andcharged with both burglary, assault and public
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indecency. Okay, that's a marijuana. This is the homeowner talking about the
guy. My wife had just walkedout of the house and she noticed this
man wearing nothing but trash bag thatI chased after him into our house and
then started yelling at him, pushinghim out, and then we started kind
of wrestling on our porch here.I just had a few scratches of torn
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shirt and a broken gate in oneso imagine fighting a naked person. I
wouldn't even try to because I don'twant nothing to hit me. Why there's
three things you need some heaw,All right, let's talk about this big
Alabama game that's happening this weekend.Roll Tide, roll todd Okay, wait,
Cottage Game Day. We'll be downthere Alabama versus Texas. Like it's
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getting national coverage. Sh they's reallyexcited. Alabama versus Texas. There you
go, kick off Saturday at sixpm inside the Bryant Danny Stadium. Roll
time, Yes, Roll Tide.Congratulations to Charlie. He kind engaged to
his girlfriend. Yes, that's good, It's so sweet. He posted a
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picture on Instagram with the caption,I flew to New York to ask my
best friend to marry me, andshe said yes. I am the happiest,
best version of myself and it's allbecause of you, Brookie. I
love you endlessly, forever and everand ever, Brookie Pooth. I love
it Brookie Pooth. Brooke is hername, brook Pooth, Brooke Pooth.
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You take stopping Pooth the pooth bbetta do apart, I do missus Pooth
if food is ready. This iswhy you will not be the efficient at
my wedding. I will be theefficient. Now. I'll let you give
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me away, but you're not goingto be reading anything out out. I
will be laughing my butt all.You may not even be invited to the
wedding, but I'll give you away. Maybe not, we'll see. Okay,
alabema, okay, alright, fine, fair enough. Here's a legit
reasons to dump a man. AndI will say because Eric got upset.
You're like, why does it haveto be a reason to dump aman.
I will say, this is alegit reasons. You can break up with
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anybody and don't feel bad about this. Number One, they are not taking
care of their hygiene. If you'renot brushing your teeth or showering. I
dated somebody who would go days withoutshowering, and it's not fun. They
are caught in a spiral of negativity. Number two, like, it's okay
to have a bad day every sooften, but if somebody all the time
is like, oh, my dudewas terrible, let them go. I've
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dated somebody like that, let themgo. Number three. They have strong
feelings good or bad about their ex. Oh, that's a definite reason to
let go. That is a redfight. That means they're not over them
yet. If you are still talkingabout your ex and your relationship is over,
and if you are strongly talking aboutit, you're not over it,
get over it. Please do moveon. Move the hell on before you
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date somebody else and then they stronglydisagree with your opinions on whether and to
have kids. That's a big thing. I broke up with a guy for
this a while back because he didn'twant kids. Because if if one of
you wants kids and the other onedoesn't want kids, then there's nobody's ever
gonna change, right, And ifyou try to force somebody to change,
If you force somebody to have kidsthat doesn't want kids, they'll resume you.
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And if you force somebody to nothave kids that wants kids, they
will resume you. Gotta meet inthe middle now, you gotta find somebody
that wants the same thing you want. Date somebody that either wants kids,
or if you don't want kids,date somebody who doesn't. Honestly, where
I'm at right now, I askabout on the first date. It takes
a It takes a different kind ofwoman to bring that out of me.
Even though I said I don't wantanymore if I'm with the right one,
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and it's like, man, thiswoman is awesome in every way. DJ
new babies. You have said somany times you don't want any more kids.
I guess I'm just thinking about loveright now. Listening to you talk
about steaks, daddy, daddy andstuff is like with our little steak babies
running around, I think I won'tthink. Okay, that's say things you
need to Laura at the Alabama Showdot com. Here's what's coming up next
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on the Alabama Show. What isWhat's awesome in your life? It's the
weekend. We want to hear allthe feel good stories, whatever is good
going on because there's always so muchnegative everywhere social media, in the news,
social media, and we love tohear what's good. So call the
show tell us what's awesome? Eightthree three five oh one BAMA is the
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number catch up on Alabama in themorning, on the iHeartRadio app or wherever
you listen to podcasts. If youever want to share all the feel good
stories in your life, we wantto hear them. Eight three three five
h one BAMA is the number.We call it What's Awesome. I have
a special what's awesome with us rightnow. Steven Mesraino, good morning.
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You are are what's awesome today andwe love you because we just love you
all the time. By the way, if you need a personal injury lawyer
called Stephen Meserino, go to meswinsdot com and the splugs never hurts nobody.
Hey, yeah, we wanted totalk about because you are our sponsor
for our high school football game ofthe week. And are you coming out
tonight with Erra? Yeah, SwainPark, Hoover. You want to be
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out there with me? Be readyto see Spaine Park. But that be
no hoomer I mean what do wecall this? Is this gonna be there
called the Battle of Hoover. Yes, that's what it is. And I'm
going for Spain Park all today.Look little known fact I actually got put
out of Spain Park high school.That is not what's awesome. You don't
need to talk about getting kicked outof high school anyway, our high school
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football the week. We love youmus right now. We just wanted to
say thank you so much for beinga part of all of it, and
uh and for for just being you. Oh, thank y'all. We love
giving back to the communities. AndI do have to give out a Sclamer
air. There's certain things we're notallowed to talk about. We got to
take the fifth man. Oh,oh that right there, play the fifth.
Yeah, okay, it's been ongetting kicked out for a good reason,
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good reason for Remember it was allegedariesyou allegedly done something. Lad Oh
my god, this is what meswins. And you always need them if
you need your personal injury lawyer orI mean, we just call you for
everything. Now. We love youso much. Thank you, Stephen.
I love you guys, Katie.Good morning. Where are you calling from?
I love you? Shelby, Alabama? Oh, thank you for listening
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to us in Shelby. What's goingon in Shelby today? Just drop my
foot off at pre Kerry going towater. Oh, I love Shelby.
That's where the castle is I've DJedweddings at the castle out there. It's
beautiful. Yes, it is,Shelby. What's your, Katie, what's
your? What's awesome? I loveI have a interview today for a new
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job. Okay, we're about it'swith Anderson, the management themselves, so
you get to boss people around.Thanks, we're our account manager. That's
great. You can manage their money. Oh no, no, cutting me
with numbers. I'm not good withnumbers. That's awesome. Well, Katie,
good luck, congratulations. You'll haveto call us when you get the
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job after the interview and let usknow how it goes. Okay, hopefully.
I do want to say this.Whole time I've been listening, I'd
never thought y'all were saying, what'sawesome? What do you think we were
saying? Let's sausa. Let's sauca, salsa. That's what saucea. We've
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got food on a brain. That'ssausa. Then I love it, Katie,
you are what's awesome? Thank youso much, Thank you. You're
listening to Alabama in the morning holdon demand dju Era, Yes, Alabama.
If you could describe being a parentin one word, give me one
word terrifying. That's the word I'mgonna give you right now for this situation.
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By the way, thank you forlistening to the Alabama Show. Eight
three three five O one. Abamais the number. You can always call
in or text the keyword Alabama andyour message in the same text message to
three zero three eight two. Ifyou're like Aara sounds too young to be
a dad of an eighteen year old, he is, you had your kid
when you were seventeen. Yeah,I was a wild boy in high school.
That's all right. It's a cowboybaby. Now you're dealing with a
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mini you because your boy's a cowboybaby now too, isn't me? You
know what? I like? HowI like how you started spending that on
me. He's just like you alittle bit, not to the extreme.
Well tell me what he did.What are you upset about today? Well,
you know, my son is avery popular YouTuber. Yeah, and
he does a lot of YouTube video. He's got like what four hundred thousand
followers on TikTok, Yeah, inthirteen some thousand subscribers on his YouTube channel.
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I mean he did borrow his TikTokplatform for a day. So this
morning, while getting dressed to comeup here and do the show. I
got a notification that he put upa new video, okay, so I
was like, let me check itout. By the way, Jalen just
graduated high school right right, andyou've been trying to get him to get
a job and a driver's license fora while. Now, Okay, been
struggling what's on this video? SoI clicked on the video. He's at
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his mom house in his room andhe was like, I got a surprise
coming over here. So I'm like, Okay, turned it up a little
out of who was just listening waitingfor the surprise, wait for the surprise.
And walks this random girl I've neverseen or heard of, and you
know what did she do? Whathappened? She walks in and she says,
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hey, Jalen, and she's aYouTuber herself. Okay, that's what
makes it unique. Then what didthey do At the end of the video.
They tone kissed And I can't this. It was so awkward. And
that is so awkward, and thatyou have you ever met this and you've
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never met this girl? Is thatthis new girlfriend? I never met this
girl? But he did talk aboutthis girl while on our vacation. He
said, Dad, we're gonna domatching Christmas pajamas pictures. And I'm like,
who is the girl? He said, you'll see you in a couple
of days, and I guess thisis the way he chose to reveal her.
Now, this is so funny thatnow before kids introduced their boyfriends or
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girlfriends to their parents, they postthem on YouTube. Yeah, that's that's
how it is now. But haveyou texted him yet? I have just
seen it. I'm not going tobother him because he's eighteen, so I
kind of get it. But atthe same time, the only thing going
through my mind is you're inner room, the doors closed. Where is your
mom? The hell is your mom? He's eighteen, He's an adult now,
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no adult, he's eighteen, he'sgraduated high school. Djanuarra and he's
an adult. Why are you askingme to buy you two K twenty four
p s five. Djanuarra is aboutto be DJ grandpa Era. I'm gonna
put that into the universe because Idon't want know. He's one year older
than you were when you became adad, and he knows how to go
to the store and get those goldentickets. If you would like to start
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taking bets on names, I'm not. I'm not taking old bits for Djanuarra's
new grand baby that'll be here innine months. Okay, Alabama, this
is where I just see called theshow. Oh my god, you eight
three three five is the number?Here? You do this, I'll maybe
sit. Oh you're you will justone time. I don't know. If
you're the grandpa, you're probably gonnacharge me. Call the show. Eight
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Bama is the number. Thanks forlistening to Alabama in the morning on demand.
Okay, are you ready? It'sFriday. Let's get the hell out
of here. You gotta ask metwice. Happy freaking weekend. If you're
at Hoover and Spain Park tonight,D January, We'll be there. I
will be out there, and thenI'll be around town. If you see
us, say hello. And ifyou want to go back and listen to
anything you may have missed on theshow. We podcast every single thing that
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has ever happened on the show.Ever. We had a lot of fun
this week. I know we did. Go look up the Alabama Show on
demand on the free iHeartRadio app andwe'll see you later peace than thanks.
Thanks for listening to Alabama in themorning on demand.
Welcome to the Alabama Show. Hereis Alabama. Good morning, Good morning.
So our last segment of the day. Yesterday I was like, hey,
what are you gonna do today?I don't know what I'm gonna do.
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And D January goes, I'm gonnago get my car. This guy's
been working on it for months.Let's not get involved with this car right
now. Behind the scenes. Iknow D January your hobby is cars and
he likes to get them like fastand the furious. And so you got
this car. What has it beenhere yet? I feel like it seven
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months, six to seven months rightnow? Any ticket to this guy to
fix. And every time he goesback to get it, the guy's like,
oh, it's not ready. Andso yesterday it was going to be
ready and it's not. I leftout of here yesterday excited. I was
ready to drive it. Peter Loud, it sounds this cruel. Who's in
in something that shouldn't even take sixmonths? What did he say it was
wrong with it? Well, thecar needed another transmission, and the transmission
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is you're doing a job like that, you need at least two other people,
maybe one, because you gotta chainit up, pull it out,
spray it, clean it, putthe other one in, make sure it
functions, and it takes at leastfor a job like that shouldn't take no
more than two weeks. If youown a car shop and you are listening
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to the show, call in Yeah, called in d January and Nature Help.
Eight three is the number another carGood morning? Is what the hell?
Headline on the Alabama show A threelegged bear broke into a house and
checked three white claws white. Nowwhat would you do if that happened to
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you? I would be like you. I'd pull out my camera and videotape
it and post it on T talk. Are you serious? A three legged
bear? Here's a clip from oneof the people reacting to the bear and
talking about it. Oh my god, I've never been this close to up
there. He opened the door.He's he's about a beer. He went
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over here to the fridge and gottwo white caws. Once I saw him
open the fridge, I got scaredthat he could open the doors. It's
like the houses. Oh yeah,bears can they can break into anything.
Bear's a smart guess where this happened. There's gotta be somewhere up north.
No in Florida. Also, I'msurprised you didn't make a cocaine bear joke
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for this. I forgot about thatmovie where Super Easy Trivia with the Elabama
shaw d Januarra. Yeah. Doyou think you are smarter than a fifth
grader? I know I am,but I have problems at times. Somebody
said, it's hard at you.That's a great I love you for that.
That was a great way to respond. Well. Today's trivia is fifth
(02:57):
grade trivia questions. Let's see howyou do. All right, are you
ready? Come on? Question numberone? What is the capital of the
United States of America? The capitalof the United States of America? Yeah,
what's the capital of our country?What in the world you don't know?
The capital of our country? Yeah? Oh god? Where does the
(03:25):
president live? Oh you're talking aboutgod? Washington, DC? Okay,
don't trip, it's Friday. I'mready to get out of here. Washington,
DC is the capital of the UnitedStates of America. If you're listening,
if you're yelling at your car,all this is great. Question number
two, what are the four mainpoints on a compass? North, south,
(03:50):
east, west? Good job?Oh my god? Why am I
trembling over here? Is the worst. These are fifth grade questions. If
you have that have started back toschool and they're in fifth grade, I
hope they're in the car yelling atthe car right now. Okay, last
one, see Breezy Trivia for thewin. Are you ready? Let's go
DJ new Era. What are thefive vowels in the English language? A
(04:17):
E O U? Is that yourfinal answer? That is are you sure?
I'm sure? Are you absolutely positive? That is? Congratulations? Thank
you are smarter than a fifth graderor at las, just as smart as
a fifth grader. I would liketo thank my peanut, but of crackers
(04:39):
because they gave me the juices.All Right, we're done. It's three
things you need to know. Okay, here's who's coming to town at the
BJCC. You're gonna be so excited. Who is it? Fallout Boy with
Jimmy Eat World at the BJCC ArenaMarch thirteenth, twenty twenty four. Goes
on sale next Friday. That's agood way to start it our. If
(05:00):
you're springing break too Fallout Boy.You know they're playing our iHeartRadio Music Festival
too. This tour is going tobe so awesome. So we'll also have
tickets to win to that show.Just keep listening. I can't wait.
I'm going It'll be great. Ilove Jimmy. Jimmy Eat World is one
of my favorite, all time favoritebands. You've got a lot of good
bands out there. I know I'ma little I'm a little rocker girl at
heart. I'm waiting on cold Playto calm. Okay, yeah, cold
(05:23):
Plays are his favorite. Yes.Who's the high school of the week this
week? Hoover High School at SpainPark d January will be there tonight.
What time are you going to bethere? I'll be there fiet giving away
t shirts, shirts and a chanceto win some tickets to our heart radio
jingle Ball awesome and some free bracesfrom Birmingham Orthodox orthodonnisis okay, I said
(05:46):
that wrong. Birmingham or though isgreat. That's where I got my own
VISI line and my teeth look greatnow, thank you Birmingham Ortho. So
you get free in visiline and visilineworks too, it's great. Or you
get free braces, that's okay,that's awesome. Tonight Hoover at Spain Park.
I look for air and we gotlittle footballs there too, Spring Park.
We want to hear about food readyfor KFC. Oh yes, the
(06:09):
bucket KFC news. KFC is launchingit's spiciest chicken wings yet for the first
time in America starting September tenth.I can't wait. What's the flavor?
Spicy? That the spicy? Yeah, spicy wings. She can get the
wings for just four ninety nine.It is the spiciest flavor of all.
Apparently the flavor isn't new. They'vehad they have the flavor in other countries,
(06:30):
but it's never been in America untilnow. They launched it for football
season. What spicy chicken wings sky, KFC. They've already they've already had
spicy before. No, my sonis a chicken wing expert. I went
to KFC repeatedly. This is spicierthan the spicy. How spicy can you
get? You tell me how spicycan you get? Era? I mean
(06:55):
very spicy? Yeah, yeah,keep going. I want to keep going.
Hey, I want to get awaymy secrets. I got a bucket
of these chicken wings. That's nothow I do it. How do you
did? Okay? What you gotdoing? What you got going on?
Around eight o'clock. You can geta KFC. You want to go to
(07:15):
kif See to get some chicken wings. Your god, it's some extra gravy
mashed potatoes. Not the extra gravy, of course. You know what chicken
ks. You got some good hotsauce to Okay, that's three things you
need to know. Oh yeah,more at the Alabama Show dot com.
It's Dear on the Alabama Shaw.Think about all the drama that's going on
in your life. Oh, Igot a lot of it. We would
(07:36):
love for you to call in.We will help you if you have an
issue for dear Era. That's whywe do this. Eight three three five
one Bama is the number, oryou can text your issue. Text the
keyword Alabama and your message to threezero three eight two. Jason, Good
morning. What's your issue for,Dear Era? I just got out of
a relationship with somebody who I thoughtit was, or I should say I
(08:00):
thought it was headed to her Ward'srelationship, only to find out that she
actually is an a polyamorous relationship.Okay, so you found out that the
girl you were seeing is seeing multiplepeople and you didn't know. Yeah,
how long have y'all been dating her? Other partners? Knew? I just
(08:22):
didn't know, how long have youbeen seeing this girl? It was for
like three months. That's a longtime. Yeah. I mean it was
one of those things where like,you know, she had mentioned in her
profile on him. She was inthe Lifestyles That's how she put it on
the profile, and so I justthought she meant, you know, like
(08:46):
experimenting and being open. I didn'trealize this. How how many dates in
the three months did you go on? Did you go on a date every
weekend? So she has kids?Uh so we probably saw each other like
once every other week. Oh she'sgot kids too. Yeah, how this
is so much work? I meanthat's why we saw each other once every
(09:07):
other week. So how did youfind out she was seeing other people?
Because I met the dude. Iwanted to pick her up for a date,
and a guy came out of herplace and was just like, hey,
I'm you know, like no names, but like I'm Mark. Oh
no, And I was like,Hi, Mark, are you guys roommates
(09:30):
or something? I'm for her boyfriend? And I was like, ah,
what how many other people are there? Is it just you and Mark?
Or is there more people? Ithink there's like three. This is ain't
healthy. Yeah, no, thisain't for me. I'll get the hell
out of you. What did yousay? What did you say? Did
(09:50):
this girl when after you met Mark, did you still go on the date?
No? Uh, you know,like I told her, like,
hey, I don't know what's goingon. It is not something we had
discussed. Like, I support youbeing who you are, but like,
you've got to talk to me aboutthese kinds of things first if we're gonna
have any chance of a real relationship. Yeah, she totally duped you.
(10:11):
I always say this. It's it'smore of the deception that frustrates me than
the actual act. Like if you'redoing something that you're afraid that I may
not, Like, I'm more madthat if you keep it a secret or
lie to me about it and Ifind out about it later, then you're
actually doing it. If you're upfrontand honest with me, then I can
(10:31):
I can talk to you about itand have the information and we can figure
out if we can work it outor not. Sometimes people can't help you.
Yeah, but having a diale youknow, Like there's a difference between
having a dialogue and saying like,Yo, this is who I am upfront.
If that doesn't work, for you. I'm sorry, but you know
this is who I am versus somethinglike this where it's like, oh,
(10:54):
I mean imagine if you want toburger King and like Midways is a meal,
They're like, by the way,this isn't meat, and the dish
will walk away. Yeah, andwhat are we doing? You know?
Damn well a girl would be lying. If a girl was lying to you
about something that important and you foundout three months later, you would throw
a hissy fit. I would throwa fit. Is not for me.
(11:15):
I don't like to share my woman. See That's what I'm saying. Do
this, so yeah, I willtake my head, take my pride,
keep my head up, and I'mout. Okay, let's see if we
can get some advice for you.Has she tried to reach out to you
since all that? She sent melike two messages, you know, which
I responded to politely being like,hey, you know, like I said,
(11:37):
I don't think this is gonna work. All right, that's fair,
I mean that's fair. If youcan't do it, you know yourself well
enough, right, call the show. Have you ever been through something like
this? What's the biggest lie thatsomebody you were dating told you when you
found out a couple of months intothe relationship. Eight three three five zero
one BAMA is the number. You'relistening to Alabama in the morning. It's
(12:01):
fun demand. So Jason just calledin and he has a little bit of
a dating problem. Yeah, bigissue. He met a girl on Hinge.
They've been dating for three months.He went to pick her up for
a date the other night and herboyfriend walked out, and apparently he didn't
know she was in an open relationshipand seeing multiple people. That's the problem.
He is right there and he's upset. Eight three three five one BAMA
(12:22):
is the number if you went awayin good morning? Who's this? Oh,
Chris, what do you think aboutJason's problem dating a girl and not
knowing she was in an open relationship? Okay, first thing, if you
were on someone's getting profile and itsays they are in the lifestyles, you
better figure out which lifestyles those arehumor not. Yeah, you gotta ask
(12:46):
questions, Yeah, because that stuffis never safe. You gotta ask Boden
questions because lifestyles can mean all kindsof things. Some of them you may
like and some of them you maynot like. And you got to figure
it out. But the main pointis have a converse, SA have a
conversation. Have a conversation. Andthe other speaking of conversation is I wonder
if they've had a blueship conversation,not three months or long time, but
(13:09):
doesn't sound like they're seeing each othervery off. That's true, but it
may also be the TEMI things they'rein a place and she thinks they're in
a different place as well, sothat could be part of the problem.
I love you, Chris, thankyou for calling the show. You always
have great advice and we love whenyou call in love calling in thanks for
them. Neil lovel is what thehell headlined on the Alabama Show. A
(13:31):
tall naked man went into two housesand fought the owners. Why this guy
had been drunk? Why is thiseven? This is literally what the headline
rates. Tall naked man enters twohomes and fights with owners. He was
a six foot five inch naked manin Colorado. He physically fought with the
homeowners. Then he was arrested andcharged with both burglary, assault and public
(13:56):
indecency. Okay, that's a marijuana. This is the homeowner talking about the
guy. My wife had just walkedout of the house and she noticed this
man wearing nothing but trash bag thatI chased after him into our house and
then started yelling at him, pushinghim out, and then we started kind
of wrestling on our porch here.I just had a few scratches of torn
(14:18):
shirt and a broken gate in oneso imagine fighting a naked person. I
wouldn't even try to because I don'twant nothing to hit me. Why there's
three things you need some heaw,All right, let's talk about this big
Alabama game that's happening this weekend.Roll Tide, roll todd Okay, wait,
Cottage Game Day. We'll be downthere Alabama versus Texas. Like it's
(14:41):
getting national coverage. Sh they's reallyexcited. Alabama versus Texas. There you
go, kick off Saturday at sixpm inside the Bryant Danny Stadium. Roll
time, Yes, Roll Tide.Congratulations to Charlie. He kind engaged to
his girlfriend. Yes, that's good, It's so sweet. He posted a
(15:03):
picture on Instagram with the caption,I flew to New York to ask my
best friend to marry me, andshe said yes. I am the happiest,
best version of myself and it's allbecause of you, Brookie. I
love you endlessly, forever and everand ever, Brookie Pooth. I love
it Brookie Pooth. Brooke is hername, brook Pooth, Brooke Pooth.
(15:24):
You take stopping Pooth the pooth bbetta do apart, I do missus Pooth
if food is ready. This iswhy you will not be the efficient at
my wedding. I will be theefficient. Now. I'll let you give
(15:45):
me away, but you're not goingto be reading anything out out. I
will be laughing my butt all.You may not even be invited to the
wedding, but I'll give you away. Maybe not, we'll see. Okay,
alabema, okay, alright, fine, fair enough. Here's a legit
reasons to dump a man. AndI will say because Eric got upset.
You're like, why does it haveto be a reason to dump aman.
I will say, this is alegit reasons. You can break up with
(16:08):
anybody and don't feel bad about this. Number One, they are not taking
care of their hygiene. If you'renot brushing your teeth or showering. I
dated somebody who would go days withoutshowering, and it's not fun. They
are caught in a spiral of negativity. Number two, like, it's okay
to have a bad day every sooften, but if somebody all the time
is like, oh, my dudewas terrible, let them go. I've
(16:32):
dated somebody like that, let themgo. Number three. They have strong
feelings good or bad about their ex. Oh, that's a definite reason to
let go. That is a redfight. That means they're not over them
yet. If you are still talkingabout your ex and your relationship is over,
and if you are strongly talking aboutit, you're not over it,
get over it. Please do moveon. Move the hell on before you
(16:55):
date somebody else and then they stronglydisagree with your opinions on whether and to
have kids. That's a big thing. I broke up with a guy for
this a while back because he didn'twant kids. Because if if one of
you wants kids and the other onedoesn't want kids, then there's nobody's ever
gonna change, right, And ifyou try to force somebody to change,
If you force somebody to have kidsthat doesn't want kids, they'll resume you.
(17:18):
And if you force somebody to nothave kids that wants kids, they
will resume you. Gotta meet inthe middle now, you gotta find somebody
that wants the same thing you want. Date somebody that either wants kids,
or if you don't want kids,date somebody who doesn't. Honestly, where
I'm at right now, I askabout on the first date. It takes
a It takes a different kind ofwoman to bring that out of me.
Even though I said I don't wantanymore if I'm with the right one,
(17:41):
and it's like, man, thiswoman is awesome in every way. DJ
new babies. You have said somany times you don't want any more kids.
I guess I'm just thinking about loveright now. Listening to you talk
about steaks, daddy, daddy andstuff is like with our little steak babies
running around, I think I won'tthink. Okay, that's say things you
need to Laura at the Alabama Showdot com. Here's what's coming up next
(18:04):
on the Alabama Show. What isWhat's awesome in your life? It's the
weekend. We want to hear allthe feel good stories, whatever is good
going on because there's always so muchnegative everywhere social media, in the news,
social media, and we love tohear what's good. So call the
show tell us what's awesome? Eightthree three five oh one BAMA is the
(18:26):
number catch up on Alabama in themorning, on the iHeartRadio app or wherever
you listen to podcasts. If youever want to share all the feel good
stories in your life, we wantto hear them. Eight three three five
h one BAMA is the number.We call it What's Awesome. I have
a special what's awesome with us rightnow. Steven Mesraino, good morning.
(18:48):
You are are what's awesome today andwe love you because we just love you
all the time. By the way, if you need a personal injury lawyer
called Stephen Meserino, go to meswinsdot com and the splugs never hurts nobody.
Hey, yeah, we wanted totalk about because you are our sponsor
for our high school football game ofthe week. And are you coming out
tonight with Erra? Yeah, SwainPark, Hoover. You want to be
(19:10):
out there with me? Be readyto see Spaine Park. But that be
no hoomer I mean what do wecall this? Is this gonna be there
called the Battle of Hoover. Yes, that's what it is. And I'm
going for Spain Park all today.Look little known fact I actually got put
out of Spain Park high school.That is not what's awesome. You don't
need to talk about getting kicked outof high school anyway, our high school
(19:32):
football the week. We love youmus right now. We just wanted to
say thank you so much for beinga part of all of it, and
uh and for for just being you. Oh, thank y'all. We love
giving back to the communities. AndI do have to give out a Sclamer
air. There's certain things we're notallowed to talk about. We got to
take the fifth man. Oh,oh that right there, play the fifth.
Yeah, okay, it's been ongetting kicked out for a good reason,
(19:53):
good reason for Remember it was allegedariesyou allegedly done something. Lad Oh
my god, this is what meswins. And you always need them if
you need your personal injury lawyer orI mean, we just call you for
everything. Now. We love youso much. Thank you, Stephen.
I love you guys, Katie.Good morning. Where are you calling from?
I love you? Shelby, Alabama? Oh, thank you for listening
(20:15):
to us in Shelby. What's goingon in Shelby today? Just drop my
foot off at pre Kerry going towater. Oh, I love Shelby.
That's where the castle is I've DJedweddings at the castle out there. It's
beautiful. Yes, it is,Shelby. What's your, Katie, what's
your? What's awesome? I loveI have a interview today for a new
(20:36):
job. Okay, we're about it'swith Anderson, the management themselves, so
you get to boss people around.Thanks, we're our account manager. That's
great. You can manage their money. Oh no, no, cutting me
with numbers. I'm not good withnumbers. That's awesome. Well, Katie,
good luck, congratulations. You'll haveto call us when you get the
(20:57):
job after the interview and let usknow how it goes. Okay, hopefully.
I do want to say this.Whole time I've been listening, I'd
never thought y'all were saying, what'sawesome? What do you think we were
saying? Let's sausa. Let's sauca, salsa. That's what saucea. We've
(21:18):
got food on a brain. That'ssausa. Then I love it, Katie,
you are what's awesome? Thank youso much, Thank you. You're
listening to Alabama in the morning holdon demand dju Era, Yes, Alabama.
If you could describe being a parentin one word, give me one
word terrifying. That's the word I'mgonna give you right now for this situation.
(21:45):
By the way, thank you forlistening to the Alabama Show. Eight
three three five O one. Abamais the number. You can always call
in or text the keyword Alabama andyour message in the same text message to
three zero three eight two. Ifyou're like Aara sounds too young to be
a dad of an eighteen year old, he is, you had your kid
when you were seventeen. Yeah,I was a wild boy in high school.
That's all right. It's a cowboybaby. Now you're dealing with a
(22:07):
mini you because your boy's a cowboybaby now too, isn't me? You
know what? I like? HowI like how you started spending that on
me. He's just like you alittle bit, not to the extreme.
Well tell me what he did.What are you upset about today? Well,
you know, my son is avery popular YouTuber. Yeah, and
he does a lot of YouTube video. He's got like what four hundred thousand
followers on TikTok, Yeah, inthirteen some thousand subscribers on his YouTube channel.
(22:32):
I mean he did borrow his TikTokplatform for a day. So this
morning, while getting dressed to comeup here and do the show. I
got a notification that he put upa new video, okay, so I
was like, let me check itout. By the way, Jalen just
graduated high school right right, andyou've been trying to get him to get
a job and a driver's license fora while. Now, Okay, been
struggling what's on this video? SoI clicked on the video. He's at
(22:56):
his mom house in his room andhe was like, I got a surprise
coming over here. So I'm like, Okay, turned it up a little
out of who was just listening waitingfor the surprise, wait for the surprise.
And walks this random girl I've neverseen or heard of, and you
know what did she do? Whathappened? She walks in and she says,
(23:18):
hey, Jalen, and she's aYouTuber herself. Okay, that's what
makes it unique. Then what didthey do At the end of the video.
They tone kissed And I can't this. It was so awkward. And
that is so awkward, and thatyou have you ever met this and you've
(23:40):
never met this girl? Is thatthis new girlfriend? I never met this
girl? But he did talk aboutthis girl while on our vacation. He
said, Dad, we're gonna domatching Christmas pajamas pictures. And I'm like,
who is the girl? He said, you'll see you in a couple
of days, and I guess thisis the way he chose to reveal her.
Now, this is so funny thatnow before kids introduced their boyfriends or
(24:02):
girlfriends to their parents, they postthem on YouTube. Yeah, that's that's
how it is now. But haveyou texted him yet? I have just
seen it. I'm not going tobother him because he's eighteen, so I
kind of get it. But atthe same time, the only thing going
through my mind is you're inner room, the doors closed. Where is your
mom? The hell is your mom? He's eighteen, He's an adult now,
(24:25):
no adult, he's eighteen, he'sgraduated high school. Djanuarra and he's
an adult. Why are you askingme to buy you two K twenty four
p s five. Djanuarra is aboutto be DJ grandpa Era. I'm gonna
put that into the universe because Idon't want know. He's one year older
than you were when you became adad, and he knows how to go
to the store and get those goldentickets. If you would like to start
(24:51):
taking bets on names, I'm not. I'm not taking old bits for Djanuarra's
new grand baby that'll be here innine months. Okay, Alabama, this
is where I just see called theshow. Oh my god, you eight
three three five is the number?Here? You do this, I'll maybe
sit. Oh you're you will justone time. I don't know. If
you're the grandpa, you're probably gonnacharge me. Call the show. Eight
(25:15):
Bama is the number. Thanks forlistening to Alabama in the morning on demand.
Okay, are you ready? It'sFriday. Let's get the hell out
of here. You gotta ask metwice. Happy freaking weekend. If you're
at Hoover and Spain Park tonight,D January, We'll be there. I
will be out there, and thenI'll be around town. If you see
us, say hello. And ifyou want to go back and listen to
anything you may have missed on theshow. We podcast every single thing that
(25:38):
has ever happened on the show.Ever. We had a lot of fun
this week. I know we did. Go look up the Alabama Show on
demand on the free iHeartRadio app andwe'll see you later peace than thanks.
Thanks for listening to Alabama in themorning on demand.
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