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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, folks, Bama Brown and the Vama Brown experience along
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yes, sir, and I am one of the few, I think,
tech red blooded Texans that is more than happy that
football season is over because now we get to focus
on a little basketball rounding into shape, little hockey playoffs,
and little spring training baseball starting up soon. So yeah,
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(00:37):
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Speaker 3 (00:41):
So here's here's some news that I just heard.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
It's probably getting around now India as a satellite that's
circling the Moon and they just saw Apollo eleven sitting
on the sitting on the surface of the Moon where
it took off. Now, everybody all always said, you know,
a lot of people always said it was fake and
that kind of thing. But India, who believe me, is
no big pal of the US. They came out and said, yeah,
(01:09):
we saw it, and they photo they posted some photographs
of it and you can barely make it out, but
you can see it was the Apollo eleven.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know. So they're now in on the conspiracy too. Okay, India,
I see, I see. You're passing your misinformation off as
an official as an official position of the state of
the government.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, okay, thank you for saying that. I appreciate you. Pumas.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Believe it or not, he's worse in conspiracy than I am.
If that's possible, If that's possible, If that's possible. All right,
So this is one of the things that they're talking about. Uh,
they're all trying to check it out. There is a large,
I mean a large three hundred foot wide asteroid headed
towards you hit the planet.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Oh, perfect.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They don't know where it's going to hit. It should
hit about twenty thirty two. Now, A three hundred foot
wide asteroid is pretty good size asteroid, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, that was that was my next question of like,
are we talking I mean three hundred foot wide sounds
like catastrophic outcome that does it?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Have you ever seen one? I actually saw one like
from you remember the one in Armageddon that flew over
the people, you know, and.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
That you see it.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I saw that one in Armageddon, but I don't think
that one Colt.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I saw it in real life. It actually hit up
by Dallas.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
But I was sitting in my couch watching TV, and
I look out the window. Something caught my eye and
it was a flaming. I thought it was an airliner
going down, going down. I went, oh, my god, there's
an airplane. And it had a you know, a flame
coming off of it, and and it went out of sight,
you know, uh north of course Gordon moving. But it
(02:55):
was close enough. I mean a looked like it was
just up in the air right above the house. It
landed up Dallas, hit the ground and disintegrated. That A
lot of people saw it besides me. But so but
it wasn't three hundred feet wide. It was just like
a regular like a you know, a rock or something.
But uh, they say that that it will when it
does hit, it will make it will make some kind
(03:18):
of damage if it actually hits. Now here's the thing.
They say, it's far enough out that you could uh
you know, it could veer off and go in another
direction or whatever. But they say the chances of us
getting hit in the next twenty to thirty years or
is not all unusual.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
You know, we get hit every day with asteroids.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
But yeah, I see, and that was my you know,
that was my next uh my next thought of you know,
what is You know, obviously we know all the ones
from you know, prehistoric killed the dinosaur, or at least
we think we do. But you know, as far as
modern recorded history, what's the biggest one that we actually
(03:56):
know for sure hit? I quickly googled the one in
nineteen o eight and Siberia. They said three hundred and
twenty eight feet wide, so about the same here.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Not earth ending, No, it's certainly not going to end
the Earth. But you know, if it hits let's hope
it hits Odessa somewhere.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Like that, you know, or out but yeah, or yeah,
our version of Siberia just somewhere out somewhere out in
the middle of Midian.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, it was Arizona where they have the one out
there that's pretty big. Odessa actually has one. Did you
know that Odessa had a meteor hit in its history?
And there's a site that you can visit outside of
outside Odessa towards Monahans and it's, uh, it's a pretty
big you could still see kind of a crater. It's
(04:46):
not huge it's like one hundred feet but big enough
to you know, make you go okay, And they know
it was they know it was a meteor.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
And you mentioned armageddon with with the way our you
know space like floration programs, private sector taking over you know,
SpaceX or or jet or blue whatever Bezos is called. Really,
at this point, how unlikely or how unrealistic actually is armageddon? Like? See,
(05:17):
who's who's to say we couldn't shoot a nuke into
this asteroid if it's gonna hit New York City.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I believe, I believe they have that Star Wars up
there now. I believe that exists. It's in space, and
I think it's always been there. And I think there's
stuff up there that we don't you know, that we
don't know about that they have up there because of
you know, they know that they're they're gonna.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Have to use it at some point on somebody.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Out they're a conspiracy for you. The Death Star is
floating over Pakistan.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I guarantee you it's up there.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
They if ever, if ever they need it, they got
it ready to go. But because I mean all the stuff,
it was funny. I actually knew a guy that worked
for lockey and he was on secret program. Uh. He
even had a safe with like all this top secret
stuff in it, and he was working on a top
secret ship and a top secret airplane. And he said,
(06:10):
I was at the hobby shop and there was the
airplane model. He said, you could buy the latest technology
that was in his safe, and he bought the model.
Digging home and opened the directions and he said, the
directions are basically the same thing he had in his safe.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's a hobby shop.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
That's not comforting, that's not but considering terrorists use flight
simulator to train themselves. Now they're going to be buying
hobbies from your local hobby shop.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's what he laughed about.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
He said, you know, all all true engineers, all true scientists,
and true terrorist scientists are nerds that like to build
models too, so they checks out.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I'm just I'm just imagining, you know, Al Qaeda getting
a slot car track in their cave, just sitting there
planning the next attack. They're playing slot cars from AKA, what.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Are you going to do there?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
You know, I tell you what if it's if it
does get closer and it looks like we're done, Jessica
Alba just got divorced.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
That's where I'm hitted.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, we can't go a week without Jessica Alba reference.
You've got the Google alert set Jessica Alba.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Watch.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm imagining you laying in bed. It's three o'clock in
the morning. All of a sudden, your phone's blowing up
like an asteroid's about to hit the earth. Family members
texting you, and it's all have you heard the news?
Jessica Alba is getting a divorce.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, I got it out of bed.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I can tell you this. She doesn't answer her mail.
I can promise you that.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
No, for a fact. Let her lawyer and the DMS,
no matter. It depends on what you say to her.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But her lawyer he's pretty prompt about answering letters anyway.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
All Right, that's a good one to end it on.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
You're listening to the Bama Brown Experience along with the
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