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November 6, 2025 12 mins
Is wine really just meant to be drunk—even if it’s stolen? That’s just one of the many outrageous questions Bama Brown and Puma tackle in this hilariously unpredictable episode of The Bama Brown Experience. From a London man swiping $31,000 worth of wine with the bold justification “wine is to drink,” to Japanese scientists winning a Nobel Prize for a procedure that lets you breathe through your backside (yes, really), this episode dives headfirst into the bizarre, the brilliant, and the downright bonkers.

You’ll hear about:
  • A Japanese fraudster who gamed the government food system for 1,000 free meals.
  • A woman in Utica who turned condiment rage into $7,000 worth of car damage.
  • A Brazilian man who faked his own kidnapping to avoid Porsche payments—caught on CCTV.
  • Miami’s new robotic police unit (PUG) and why Bama thinks RoboCop should’ve been required viewing before launch.
  • A nostalgic and hilarious story involving Farrah Fawcett, a warehouse, and a missed chance to meet RoboCop himself.
Puma’s sharp commentary and Bama’s storytelling bring the episode to life, especially during the unexpected detour into near-death tire videos and divine intervention theories. "Videos like that will make the most staunch atheists believe in a divine creator." — Bama Brown

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, everybody, bam around when you along with the Big
Cat Puma. My brother, my partner has a sports cave.
People going crazy for that Sports Cave. You're live tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I think we are.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, we are back live over on YouTube tonight at
eight o'clock Downbeat. Just search YouTube slash at Sports Cave Live.
You should be able to find us pretty easily these
days where continue to grow in numbers. But always appreciate
y'all that right along with us live Tuesday Thursday nights.

(00:34):
If you don't need the visual, trust me, I understand it.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Well, trust me, Bama.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I think there's a reason this is audio only format.
The audio only of the Sports Cave. You can get
it anywhere you get your podcast. Just search for the
Sports Cave with Biggest Puma.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Let's start out with a couple of boneheads here. Sixty
one year old Louis Cuboula from London. Louisa has been
going in restaurants and just taking bottles of wine and
walking out. Oh we're up to get this thirty one
thousand dollars worth of wine?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Good well, I mean that adds up quick.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Louisa was caught arrested and when asked Why are you
doing that? He said, wine is to drink. No.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I mean, okay, he does have a point, but I
don't think that's going to work in front of a
magistrate over there.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
They're they're gonna go well, as long as you pay
for it, and you will pay for it. Here's something
in Japan, a Japanese Uh, I guess I want to
call them scientists or doctors. Let's say it that way.
Doctors because it is called a procedure anyway, it's called
the internal ventilation. They've won a Nobel prize these doctors

(01:54):
have for coming up with the internal ventilation, which basically
is you breathe out your butthole. Yeah, that's what. So
you're not breathing through your lungs. If something's got your
lungs blocked, you somehow can also breathe through your butt
with an apparatus or procedure. So they won a Nobel
prize for it.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, that makes me question the Nobel committee more than
it does. The Japanese scientists that set around got high
and said, I wonder if we could make somebody breathe
out of their butt.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Hey, I ordered a bud light. I don't know something
that's joke. I don't remember why I have that joke
in my head, but that's what. Let's see. Let's while
we're in Japan, let's just stay there. Thirty eight year
old Tokyo Yaga Machindo, which neither one of those are clothes,
that was arrested for fraud. This guy's my new hero Uma.

(02:50):
He's been exploiting the government food program or over two years,
he's received one thousand free meals through one hundred and
twenty four different apps from the food program there in Japan.
What a hero for two years, one thousand free meals
that by the way, he may have to go to

(03:11):
work or I guess he'll get free meals from now
on when they put him in Japanese prison, which just
sounds awful, I would imagine.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
I don't know, man, I bet Japanese prison is actually
pretty cush. I bet a bunch of video games and anime.
You're probably highly entertained the whole time. It reminds me
of the dude we had in Spain last month that
had been milking the government for how many years?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
That was like two decades.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
It was crazy longer than that, because it was like
from the seventies. He'd been he never had a job.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Never years he had been getting government assistance under fake premise. Yeah,
this guy, he had, he had a few decades to
go to catch to catch that immediately.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
They immediately wanted forty thousand, just like immediately for what
he in taxes, and then they weren't done. It was
gonna be a lot of money. Uh, here's twenty one
year old Chloe Stacey. He's got two first names, Chloe.
She egged a car, well, actually she's in Utica, New York.
She actually covered a car with ketchup, mustard, mayo and

(04:19):
eggs and then said, you know that's not enough and
then got out a knife and scratched her initials and everything.
Seven thousand in damage. No real reason for it. They say,
maybe a guy involved.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, seven thousand and damages. I would think most of
that came once she decided to get the knife and
start carving into a side panel. I mean the rest
of that, there's no way. Ketchup and mustard and eggs.
I guess maybe eggs if it was left on there
long enough, but.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Ketchup and mustard, I could see even eggs. But I
would hold the Mayo.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, I could.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I could see the wheels saw coming, I could see.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
The build up was something was being developed behind those eyes.
I'm glad, I'm glad we got that.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Uh you know, okay, why you're you people? It's free,
it's a free show, all right. I didn't like, you know,
you're having to even listen commercials even like they're ever
going to sell this thing anyway. All right, this is Brazil.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I like this guy. He's got a he's got a problem.
He said, I know the solution. Uh, he's got a
Porsche nine to eleven, and he was one hundred and
thirty thousand dollars. Well, he get he couldn't afford it,
so he said he was kidnapped. He got kidnapped, and
then they locked him in the trunk, and uh, they
took him and then they finally, for some reason somebody

(05:49):
that they can't find witnesses, they got him and captured
or rescued him. So he was able to get out
of the car, but not before these guys burned the
are thieves and then, unfortunately for him, he did all
this crap right in front of a CCTV, so they
saw him and then he also burned his arm when

(06:09):
he said his own car.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Those degree burns on his forearm were probably a dead
giveaway of his involvement.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I've watched enough movies, now, enough TV, enough British TV.
Look around before you do a crime and see if
you see a camera anywhere or a building that's got
they'll have security, cameras, they'll have security. And then go
somewhere else and do the go to a place where
they go. Yeah, nobody cares about this ship hold living,
burn or gill or whatever I gotta do here, I
do kill. I didn't mean that, but you know.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
What I mean, unless you know, unless you it's a
castle doctor and you're protecting himself.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Though, I.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Do love the idea that because like I see a
lot of CCTV footage coming out of Brazil because they
have some wild kidnappings and stuff going on in the
favela's there.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
But the I just love the idea.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Of there being like a CCTV camera out in the
middle of the rainforest, like he who would have thought,
you know, there's no way I'm being recorded right now
and there's just one up in the canopy.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
The video that I got on and went down the
rabbit hole. The other day was truck tires eighteen wheeler tires.
Oh and the near missus.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, that's a good wormhole right there.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Go watch that. I mean, it's just you. I dare
you not to stay on it as long as they'll
show him. Uh, near miss by eighteen wheeler tires and wheels.
There's one where this guy works at a tire store outside.
He's working outside and this giant eighteen wheeler tire comes
flying in there and crashes behind him, and he ducks

(07:47):
and the tire bounces back and lands on one of
the stacks of tires, and so he turns around and
he's like, what the hell was that because he can't
see right where it's supposed to go.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
You know, you have to go watch the tape and the.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Videos like that will make the most staunched atheists believe
in a in a divine creator.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Like it's what they ought to call it. It's not
your turn. There was a woman walks out of a store.
It just the breeze of it goes by, and it's
taller than her, you know, and you know what to
kill her, you.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Know, and the crowd instantly.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah. So, I mean there was a bunch of them
they did get hit, but there was a bunch of
them that didn't do so. Anyway, that's something you can. Uh.
Before we get out of here, I got to tell
you about this because this is the craziest thing Miami.
The City of Miami now has the first what they
call PUG. This is a police urban ground unit, unmanned
robot police unit that is operated with cameras on it.

(08:49):
It's got a it's got flying drones attached to it,
totally robotic. Uh. All I can say is these guys
need to watch RoboCop and see how that turns out.
They're having the meeting and the one robot comes up
there with the machine guns, and you get an idea,
what that's a mistake. I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
That's the there there are plenty of ways for that
idea to go wrong, which is why maybe it should
just be left on the cutting room floor.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
You know, they're trying to get rid of the uh,
the old.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Building, the police department building from RoboCop. It's the it's
a building up in DFW up and down. I didn't
know it might be in Fort Worth, but it's they're wanting.
They were trying to demolish it because they need to
build some you know, new office space or something. But
it got it got preserved based on the history movie.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah, because of the movie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Well, they shoot they guy Peter Well or they shoot
him with them shotguns. They blow him the pieces and
then he comes back. But I had a chance to
meet him, and I kind of I didn't meet him
becausin I'll tell you why. Farah Fawcett was there and
I was spending my time with Fara Fawcet came walking
by the way. Yeah whatever, dude, I'm talking to fairfaws
so white choice have I never told you that story

(10:06):
about my buddy that I got a movie part for
called me and said I owe you. And then a
year went by and he called me in and he said,
bit this warehouse on Won eighty three tomorrow over on
the east side of Austin. It's a big warehouse. And
I walk in there and there was a chair there,
and there was a camera in a little house, but
the warehouse was empty, and there was a door on
the other side and the lights room, but there was
no one in there. And all of a sudden, the

(10:28):
door opens and Fara Fawcett comes walking towards me and
he was doing a movie with Fara Fawcet and they
had the radio on in the morning. This was when
I was on Z one O two, so this was
thirty five years ago, maybe longer than that. And she
was laughing and he said, and Mark was there. He
was a stand in for somebody, but he was getting

(10:49):
makeupon with Fara Faucet. They were sitting next to each other,
and she laughed really hard and said, that guy's crazy.
And he goes, that's a really good friend of mine.
Would you like to meet him? And she said yeah.
And now she was married to Ryan O'Neill at the time,
so you know, it wasn't much happening there in the course.
And I just I'm going to to spell any option. Yes,

(11:09):
if I had a chance, I would have lied about it,
but nobody would believe that. But she came out and
we talked and we were like on a date for
about thirty minutes. It was really awesome. And then, uh,
somebody got a great picture of it. I guess it
was my buddy did so I have that picture of
me and Pharah on a date and she was absolutely
gorgeous and just sweet and nice and everything.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I would have been the nerd that's asking RoboCop what
it was like to work with Vorhees and you know,
just the genius of a director and the satire and.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, if Parah Boss wasn't sitting there out of probably
hey you got shot all the shit in the Norbo coop,
did you know? But I wouldn't have would have been
about it. I mean, no slight in him. But Farah
faucet man.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
On swell dong matter trade, tough trade.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yes, I loved her. All right. That's it for us today.
Thank you everybody for listening to us.
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