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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey, everybody back brown with you. I'm I'm eating. Well,
it's a kid, cat.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
You can break them off and eat them. Now you're
supposed to give them somebody, but I don't. I eat
them one at a time because they're kind of like
a carrot stick.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Oh yeah, your doctor, Yeah, these are carrots stickstick interchangeable.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I saw that the other day.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It said, uh, it said the Reese's Cups, and it
was eight of them, not the four pack, but an
eight pack, and it said share, share pack, and I
share my ass.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I'm eating all eight of these. This just makes it
easy not to have to buy two of those.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Fours, you know, right, that's merely a suggestion, that's not
a demand.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I still got nine toes. I can lose a couple more.
It didn't really you know, it didn't really matter, all right,
big cat. Oh, by the way, let me introduce Pom
And a lot of times he doesn't want to be
introduced with the show. He'd rather just be name name unknown,
like one of those the rest of the works.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Like most things in life, I find that it's better
when I fly under the radar of majority of the time.
But I do appreciate always fun to join you, man,
I I'm just might be burping myself today. I just
scarfed down the good old uh the perfect balance breakfast.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
For you, it's a kit kat.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
For me, it's a bean and cheese taco with bacon
and then a doughnut on the side.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
So we're not living long, brother.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Nipples are hard just the way you talk right there.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh oh, I guess. And also listen to the Sports
Cave with Biggest Puma.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Wherever you get all that. Yeah yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Look at sports gave you guys are not live tonight.
You'd be live tomorrow night.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Live back tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
But if you did miss the show last night, live
video version up on YouTube at Sports Cave live audio
version wherever you get your podcasts, just uh pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You had swat come to one of those shows here
about two weeks ago. You want to you want to listen.
Those boys are nut to. They all played sports. They
know what you're talking about. Okay, here's de Corp items
that you should lose this year.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
This is stuff that according to one of these.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Fashion uh house fashion magazines, uh number is just five
of them, number five and an upholstered headboard. They say
that's old. You know you want to would like a
classy woodwind now. And so you know, oh wall quotes,
you know where you have the words, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Those should have been gone five years ago. The word
for those is juggie, those choky signs, the live laugh,
love signs. Faith like the coach of the Dallas Cowboys
has a tattoo on his arm that says faith, family, football.
(02:50):
Nothing wrong with any of the three of those things.
I fully support all three of those things. But you
don't need to be putting some JUGI wall decoration as
a TA two on your arm when you're a grown man.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Hopefully he's better at two of those than he is
the third one.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, hopefully.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I'm not sure. It's fine. Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Matched furniture, they say, the matched couch and chair.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
In the den or living room. They it's better to have.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I mean, whoever's writing this obviously selling furniture and shit.
You know they're like, hey, you need to get rid
of it.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Others, Yeah, the Edison bulb, that bulb that you know
that you you know what I'm talking about. I can't explain.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It is weird old, the old looking bulb.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Right, you got to get rid of that. You need
to have the curly cue fried one.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Well, they've gotten really popular with like uh you know,
like uh like hipster coffee shops have them. You know,
just the bulbs hanging by themselves, no chandelier or anything
like that just looks.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
A very forties uh to speak easy kind of that's
that's overson.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Uh and plastic plants of any kind. They say you
do go real or don't.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Go so uh that feels that feels fair to begin with.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, I don't care about that. Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Let's see, well you're the one who told us the
list and you read the I don't care about that.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I mean the last one there, the flame that maybe
you know my wife is, she's the green thumb. She's
got to build her a bunch of planters. There's plants
everywhere around this house, you know. So the cats love it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They're doing the cats. So apparently a lot of the
plants we have are uh toxins to cats, but not
in the like unsafe, we're gonna kill them, but basically
in the way of our cats are getting high because
they're eating these plants.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Awesome exactly what I said. I was like, I don't
know the cats know what's.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Up cats know when I don't know, I've never seen
a cat that was high.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
That'd be interesting to watch.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's like the dolphins when scientists realized when dolphins are
playing with puffer fish, what they're doing is just packing
the puffer fish around, getting.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Stone off the tops and basically what our cats do.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Here.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Hello, dolphins, Dolphins are cool, all right. Uh here's a
uh this is in Ontario. They're looking for this bonehead
a trailer. One of these, the trailers with the cooler
on it was stolen in Ontario, Canada. America's hat that's Canada.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
It had thirty pallets of whipped cream. I'm assuming they
may be, you know, huffing it, you know, because you
can spray and breathe it. Yeah, okay, yeah street value
and now street value, I don't know if that's the
anyway value of eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
WHOA what it was?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
So I guess that adds up quick.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, somehow, huffing it is still better than the scenario
I had.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I was seeing in my head like that's.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Still oh yeah, yeah you went it's a whipped yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Over there at the six Den.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
The Canadians those they're crazy Canadians.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, absolutely nuts.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
A gym in China is offering a free Porsche to
the first person who can lose one hundred pounds in
three months. Now you're gonna you have to pay fourteen
hundred dollars to enter. That's where the first scam starts
and the second scam is. Doctors across the China are
saying that's not safe. One hundred pounds in ninety days.
(06:36):
That is not safe at all.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
That doesn't that sounds like they're That sounds like they're
just trying to decrease their population through a bit like
you're gonna have people falling left and right, trying exactly
at the end of it's it's just a it's just
a Volkswagen like it's.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, yeah, it's all it is.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
You're basically getting a Volkswagen Beetle.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
But for fourteen hundred dollars. And now the person that
keeps up with who does this that's Chinese checkers.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Oh God, could not help myself.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Researchers. Let's stay in China. Well, it's so much fun.
Researchers in China. Now this is creepy.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
They have developed micro spider robots that crawl into your
intestines and then check your digestive track. Micro Spider robots.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I swear James Bond went after somebody that was making
those and.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
They I mean it was something like that.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Somehow is that less invasive than having a camera, you.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Know what they say? I don't know. I'm just reading,
you know, researchers.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Ah Man that again, like we're the more of these
worries that continue to pop up, just the less and less.
I hope to be around in fifty. I don't want
to see what this is gonna look like.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Not a problem for yours, truly, I'm gonna be gone.
I'm gonna I'm gonna be in at the Little Debbie's
death yard over there. I should have saved my Chinese
checkers for that story. For the research anyway, fill it
in there. I never get tired of that one, and
I know Booma doesn't, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Sexist.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Sexiest Man Alive is Jonathan Bailey. You know People magazine
where they put him on the cover. He is the
first openly gay man to be the sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It's the fortieth Annuel. You remember who was first.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Trivia fortieth Annual? So eighty five Burt.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Reyn Mel Gibson. Ah, right off that boat the bounty
you remember that?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh yeah, women were crazy about him and Sober gave
me so congratulations on that.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Do you have any idea who? I don't think I
know who. Jonathan Bailey is a.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Dude the top stories that we get, you know, from
the service bits. I don't recognize anybody's name. I really don't.
I know heard.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm doing this for journalistic purposes. No, sure, okay, this
is Hit Roles.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
He's most known for.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Hmm, I'm waiting, lame as a rob okay, the York Realist.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I have never heard of that Othello, okay, and the
twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Theater play referred to simply as cock.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I never heard to this guy.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Unfamiliar with his work, so many jokes, and I'm just
I'm staying away from him because I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Not to be remember yesterday's meeting, I'm.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Trying to be a little I know it's you got
to come here and get this show. But still you
don't want to send him away with your head on
fire and screaming and go. And I can't believe he's getting.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Proud of you. That's growth.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's probably again just for journalistic purposes, so we both
understand who this fellow is. If he's going to be
the sexiest man alive, we should know what he's been in.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Good for him, I mean, I don't get you know,
there's not enough love in the world, So get it
where you can get it, all right, I'm gonna make
you laugh and.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Then we'll be the end of the show today.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
The security, you know, they're looking really hard at all
the security there.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
To Love Museum after oh yeah, robbery.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
The password for the last ten years and I'm not
making this out.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Oh no love, Oh and no.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Ten years lou To be already the name of the
place Louve because one, two, three, four had already been taken.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
I guess word.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, it's a parking deal for ten years.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh my god, that's been their password on a billions
of dollars of art with a big of them. They
are arresting a lot of those people, but nobody showed
up with their art yet.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
You know.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Yeah, I fear that it's already been pasted along the
black market.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Absolutely, Oh, that's the show for today, so don't steal.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
That'll be what we learned today. Don't steal