When Was The Last Time You Shook Your Ass?

“Do you remember the last time you hit the dance floor and tore it up?” That’s the question that kicks off this hilarious episode of The Ben and Skin Show, featuring Ben Rogers, Jeff “Skin” Wade, Kevin “KT” Turner, and Krystina Ray.From Skin’s unexpected dance-floor antics at a Fort Worth concert and his vivid description of retirees peacocking in Florida, the crew dives into the awkward, funny, and sometimes cringe-worthy world of dancing. Ben admits he might go coast-to-coast in life without ever truly dancing, while Skin proudly defends his “bad ass moves”—which the team quickly translates to “gross ones” involving bones popping, farts, and pelvic thrusts.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:23):
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Speaker 2 (00:26):
This track, another edition of things Skin is tracking you.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Guys, remember the last time you just shook ass? You
know what I'm saying. No, just hit the dance floor
and tore it up.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh, I mean it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, I'm not a big dancer, but I think that's
an interesting question for all of us. I didn't think
any of us were big dancers, but I was wondering,
do you remember the last time you went on a
dance floor and danced?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
You do? What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Ken Sinata?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Really I didn't get invited to your keen scenario.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Yeah it was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Everyone KT turned fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
My dress was dope though.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Yeah, dude, if you're ever down, it's amazing. If you're
ever down. In oak Cliffe.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
There's a keen scenario dress shop every fifteen feet in.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
New York with you know Pizzerias where they're talking about
Jefferson Street.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yes, yes, every every other store is a keen scenario store.
I mean usually people that don't dance will at least
kind of dance at weddings where there's a reception.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Everyone kind of stays at home usually though they don't
get too far out of their comfort zone.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Yeah, not break dancing or anything where you're just tearing
it up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
We went to a concert Saturday night in at Tulips
and fort Worth and after the show there was a
dj outback a couple of beers, so we went out
there and we were all dancing.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Wait, you were dancing?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I was dancing. What kind of moves were you doing?
Badass moves been? How would you describe my dance move?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Probably a lot of bones popping and barts coming out
that you didn't run out. It's gonna hip thrust, a
lot of pelvic thruss.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
We finally found slender Man.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
How often do you think you could see my front
teeth overbinding.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
White man over bike white.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
A bit a lot of air drums, yeah, air guitar
risks doing the sprinkler.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Move every now and then go oh, I'm gonna jump
up and down for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Now here's this. Here's a song crescendo.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Requesting the DJ puts on some motley crew.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
We were at your moves. I don't dance to the crew, bro,
I rock out to the crew. Uh. We went to
go see my wife's dad in Florida about two or
three years ago, and it's this area called the Village
where all these retirees live. We've talked about it because
of all the STDs there. Yeah, a lot of sex.
And so the thing that was interesting is, you know,

(03:00):
in an old person community there's usually a couple of
old people that have aged really well, and man, they
peacock so hard.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Because they can have anyone in the whole home they want, right.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
And so there was a guy I remember distinctly watching
this guy and he was throwing down because there's a
square like a little town square and they all go
there every night for you know, social just the social hours,
the sunsets, and there was one guy, and he was
putting on a dance show, nice all right. And as
I was watching him, I was looking around at all

(03:32):
the other old men that were sitting down, you know,
some of them with their canes, and they were bitter.
Every one of them was like, man, that son of
a bitch is out there throwing down and my woman
wishes she was out.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
There dancing with them.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
So anyways, as I was sitting there watching that guy,
I did what any normal.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Person would do, and I filmed it just for my
own right.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
And so I had that moment Saturday night. I was dancing,
you looked up someone's filming, you know, But I was like, thinking,
I'm being filmed right now, aren't I? And I'm gonna
end up being something's personal amusement. And when they do
their podcast, they're gonna tell the story of the time
they saw.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Some guy out there.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
He was biting his bottom, lit, he was shaking ass,
cranking rod to Kathy Ireland, he was just putting on
an absolute show. But it does beg the question, if
you do find yourself out on a dance floor, do
you dance like no one's watching you?

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Should?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I don't. That's why I don't go out on the
dance floor. I'm way too self conscious, but you absolutely should. Like,
if you had fun, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'd a black for you.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
The music matters, and then how drunk you are really matters.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, you went to like like, didn't you go to
an LCD sound System dance party in trees or something?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And I like doing that?

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Did you shake ass?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, that's like the music speaking to me. You know
that type of thing.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
So you guys are different to y'all are in your thirties,
almost a real shy for me and Ben Man the.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Age we're at. Yeah, dancing looks different.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I think I'll go coast to coast in my life
having never danced, you've danced before?

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Really, I don't think I've ever danced ever in my
life when I've slow danced.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, so you's never done the twist or pokey.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
No, just I think it just missed me. If you're
out there and you have footage you've been dancing, please
send it to me. Coming up next, the Cowboys made
something official.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
We'll talk about it here in about ten minutes on
the Eagle