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August 20, 2025 50 mins
Patriots legend Rob Gronkowski has been honored with a playground in his name! When speaking at the opening of the "Gronk Playground," Rob got a bit emotional as he thanked the city of New England. Yes, you read that right. Never change, Gronk! 

Also, today's "Check In with Chuck" is all about the lottery. If you won big, who would you hire with your winnings? A driver? A personal chef? A premium A.I. girlfriend??

Listen to the Chuck Nowlin Morning Show, weekdays from 6am to 10am on 100.7 WZLX!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It spans the globe like a super highway intersting.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It is called a download with Danielle.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I never know what you're gonna hear America?

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Will hear my two cents on Boston's classic rock one
hundred point seven w ZLX.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
A thirteen year old Marblehead girl, Savannah Gotchel, was killed
in a crash early yesterday morning when the car she
was riding and struck a stone wall on Atlantic ap
just before three am. WILLI say. The driver, a sixteen
year old boy, was hospitalized and is now facing charges
of operating under the influence. Gotchel's mother told seven News
that her daughter had snuck out for the ride and
described the loss as surreal.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
I just know that my daughter was technically sneaking out,
but I mean teenagers, so I mean I tried to
stop her. They were going out for a ride, you know,
d days, I mean teenage is where are you gonna go?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
God? Parents, worst night?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Absolutely, my god.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
And this story goes very, very very deep. It's just
such a tragic story. Investigators continue to look into the
cause of the crash. Investigators announced yesterday the body of
eighteen year old Kylie Montero, reported missing August seventh, was
found on the property of her boyfriend, twenty two year
old Gregory Groom and Taunton. Montero was about eight weeks
excuse me eleven weeks pregnant, which was last seen at

(01:22):
Groom's County Street home. He's already facing assault charges tied
to an August sixth incident. He will now be arraigned
on a murder charge today in Taunton District Court. The
FDA confirmed a shipment of Walmart shrimp imported from Indonesia
tested positive for caesium one thirty seven contamination at multiple
US ports. That's radioactive. By the way, it's radio active.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Which is a song by the firm the.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Wait radioactive Shrimp, radioactive shrimp. The supplier has been placed
on the FDA's red list, banning sales until all of
is resolved. That she'll say the products were prepared under
infanitary condition. Walmart has pulled those shrimp from stores and
is working with regulators. In researching this story, I found
a very interesting thing that this is Cesium one thirty
seven is a way in which they're able to date

(02:10):
wine because it wasn't released into the environment until nineteen
forty five during nuclear testing. So if they test wine
and it doesn't have the presence of this compound, it
means it was grown. The grapes were grown before nineteen.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Forty five, So the radioactivity from the Nevada testing grounds,
we'd go over to the wine country and pick it up.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, good times. It's like round up. It spreads everywhere.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Does cocktail sauce kill the radio activity on the shrimp?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I don't know, probably not. I would think the acid
might have something to do with it, but I'm gonna
go ahead and say no, probably not. Massachusetts State Police
Lieutenant Donald Bossi, who suffered catastrophic injuries after being struck
by a stolen motorcycle on Revere Beach on June twenty third,
was transferred yesterday from mass General to Spalding Rehab Hospital
in Cambridge. Bossy was on forty five feet in the crash.

(03:01):
He said his goal is to return to work by
next summer. Doctors say his strong motivation will aid recovery.
The suspect, eighteen year old Akromel Mutari, remains held without
bail on multiple charges sixty one degrees right now in Boston,
HI have sixty six on the way. You know, I
keep saying scattered showers this morning, and our our pal
Tim Kelly, who's does all things weather on Twitter, corrected
me with a weather map and it's just rain everywhere. Okay,

(03:24):
he called you out, rain everywhere today, So give him
a follow if you want to stay up to date
on all the coastal happenings and whatnot. I'm Danielle. That's
your download.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
H one hundred point seven seconds of sports with Tyler.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
You know, one of those parts of the season with
the Socks just frustrate.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
The hell out of me, going back how many years,
as long as I've been on this planet. But so
they just lost two in or Zwo from the Orioles.
The Orioles, guys, the Orioles. We just lost two from
the Orioles.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Not good. Another frustrating start for Walker.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Buehler went four innings shut out, then couldn't get out
of the fifth even record a novel or fifth. He
gave up two runs and Justin Williams Wilson came in
and copped up another run. Orioles go up three to one,
but we go to the ninth they're down two to one.
We just got a new guy.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
The other day.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I don't know if you know his name, Nathaniel Lowe
and some of the other new guys we gotta have
been struggling. But this guy, this guy in like his
what is his second or third game? Former silver slugger,
steps up to the plate in the ninth inning, down
by two with a runner on.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Here's Lowell slagging a drum sun.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
He's t night Cinderella's story. We're gonna win. Everybody goes
home happy on yacht Rock night after enjoying the music
of the Buoieze of Summer and a win.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
But no, oh, didn't work out that way. Unfortunately, they
go to extra innings. They were in what was this
the tenth inning? Abraham Toro was at the plate with
the base loaded and won out. All we needed was
one pin Rodney, we needed a sack fly that's it.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Talk to me and what did he do?

Speaker 6 (05:08):
What?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
He bounced into a double play that ended the inning. Yeah,
Orioles scored in the top of the eleven. Socks shutdown
lose four to three. We have a monster series starting
tomorrow night in the Bronx four games with the Yankees,
who have flipped places with us. They now have the
top spot in the wildcard race. We have the bottom

(05:29):
spot in the wildcard race. Was the other way around
before four games in the Bronx You think they're important, huh?

Speaker 3 (05:34):
And the Red Sox bats, I've gone silent. Meanwhile, yesterday
the Yankees had how many home runs?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Nine home runs game over the week? Oh no, no, No.
One baseball game, one game, one game, nine home runs.
That's the second time they've done that this season, and
that makes them the first team in baseball history to
ever do that twice in a season. They had three
guys at two and runs each. That's great, It's ridiculous.
So anyway, two night games coming up Thursday and Friday
day game on Saturday, one o'clock Sunday Night Ball on
ESPN on Sunday night. Quick NFL news for all you

(06:03):
fantasy football players out there like me, Some quarterback news.
The Colts named Daniel Jones their starter, not Anthony Richardson. Richardson,
so that's an interesting one. And then the Browns named
Joe Flacco their starter. Guy's forty years old. He's gonna
be starting in Wow. You believe that he's been good
so many years, but he's forty years old. Now he's
forty years old. But let's let's be honest. Do you

(06:24):
think that's gonna last. They gut Schadur Sanders. Yeah, the
franchise is a disaster. Date the Brown. They need to
keep fans happy. Sanders will be out there. I predict
by week four five, maybe he'll.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Be out there. See how that works out.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I finally, let's talk about why I love Little League. Yes,
I played Little League as a kid and it was
the best thing ever. Other photos plays, Oh god, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'll show you one when we're done. There's this girl.
Her name's Monica R. Curry.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
She played in the Little League Softball World Series. So
there's a story that she was at a Los Angeles
Angels game when Shohe Atani played for the Angels.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Her brother got a home run ball. The next day,
they were in this VIP section and they were gonna
go get the ball signed by Shohei Otani, the biggest
baseball player in the world. My god, kid's dream.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
She's live on ESPN during the Little League World Series
and a kid reporter asked her what happened, and here
is what Monica had to say.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Sign The next day we went to the vip box
at the front. I also put a signature, but we
get on the side, get a nice land sign after.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
That, I've never liked an understand he's not.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Really humble sign, doesn't sign the ball, wouldn't sign it.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Gave her the side eye and she said she hasn't
watched him since because he's not humble. That's that's the
impression you have on people when you're a celebrity like that. Well,
that's interesting. Showhi has had his legal issues as well. Yeah,
and he doesn't sign a ball for a kid. Come on,
you know what I'm looking forward to with maybe ten
fifteen years the behind the scenes show, Hey Otani documentary documentary?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
What was what was he really like? Just like the
Tiger documentary?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Wed doc guy, Big doc guy.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
That's me Tyler and that's sports And this is the
big Chuck Nolan Morning Show on ZLX.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Thank you, doctor Tyler. All Right, you know it, you
love it. The one Note Challenge. We're gonna play you
one note from a song. You tell us the name
of that song and who does it. You'd be winning yourself.
Tickets to see Heart at the s n h U
Arena on December tenth, six one seven, nine three one
one hundred point seven. We're gonna be playing the Classic
Rock Challenge next ZLX.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Now it's Chucks Brought Challenge.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
One hundred point seven w ZLX I.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Love It six one seven nine one one hundred point
seven Classic Rock Challenge for Heart tickets at the s
n h U Arena December tenth. And Wilson should be healed.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Up by that, you would think, hopes. Didn't she break
her shoulder too? Was that a shoulder just like Steve X?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
What's going on? What are these women doing?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
What did she get sacked on stage? Like that's only
a quarterback injury? How does that happen? Terry Tait stage police?
But she was singing for a while on a wheelchair.
And again, why not use the rock throne if you
have to be in a sitting position. Why do you
have to be in a wheelchair for a shoulder injury?
But it's an elbow injury.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
She fell in a parking lot, busted her elbow in
three places and had to have it pinned back together.
Oh god, that's never gonna be the same. Yeah, she's
in a sling, so like walking around like that sucks?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
You wing your elbow.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Oh right on the thank you screws in there too, No,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
She's going to be fine though by December ten. Yeah,
all right, so we want to get you to the
show as only she doesn't have screws in her throat.
It's all that matters. What Amy from Danvers?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Good morning Amy?

Speaker 8 (09:57):
All right, I don't like first, but oh.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Come on, best price. You're out there in the spotlight
right now. Everybody's leaning in ready to hear.

Speaker 9 (10:08):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I really want to see Anne Wilson. Here you go.
All right, Well, just tell us the name of the
song and who does it? You get one note?

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I think that's easy, easiest one, very easy.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
I got to sing it a little in my head.
Iad go ahead, Why are you doing that? I'll give
it to you again Under the Bridge, Under the Bridge
by Red Hot Chili Pepper. Yeah, we're all like holding
our breath.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I'm singing the intro so that I know that I'm right.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
You did it.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
You're going to see Congratulations. You're going to see Heart
at the s n HU Arena December tenth as a
champion of the Classic Rock Challenge. Congratulations show, Thank you
so much, You're welcome. Hang on the line. We got
the check in with Chuck coming up in a little
bit while, So keep your phone handy. Six point seven

(11:10):
nine one one hundred point seven Blue Oyster call from ZLS.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
It's the Chuck No Online Show on Boston's Classic Rock
one seven ws CLX and Over the Hills and Far
Away on the Free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Big Day yesterday, Gronk was in town, not just to
like host a party bus or something like that. Remember
when he had his own party bus? Yeah, can't you
could win your way on that? Can you imagine what
that was like? Yes, his brother would be on it too.
I think his dad was on that thing too. Yeah, Sopa.

(11:47):
Gronk whole family went stopping at the recycling center afterwards
to empty it out.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh my god, nothing was rinsed.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
No, they probably walked away with seven grand worth of camp.
Yes yesterday, Gronk unveiled the two million dollar Gronk Playground
on the Charles River Esplanade. Bronklane got slides, toys, swings, whatever,
football shaped, climbing.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Structures, what have you, Okay.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
And it meant a lot to him, meant so much
to him yesterday when he got up to say a
couple of words. He hitched a little bit. He was emotional.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
I thought of the idea to get back to Boston,
Susan still having me moved. Oh, I thought the idea
to give back to Boss. Wow, come on, I thought I.

Speaker 10 (12:45):
The idea to give back to the Boston area for
all the love and support the city of New England
fans have shown me throughout my career and since day one,
even if I was acting like an idiot.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
They love that.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I love that. I love see this city of New England?
Did he say that?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Did stay back? I love how like he's.

Speaker 10 (13:07):
Out in an area for all the love and support
the city of New England fans had shown me.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Throughout my career, and he probably thinks it's a city.
Let's be honest, he said England fans, he said, a
city of New England fans, so like the city of Boston,
full of New England. He was emotional. Come on, he's
all teared up.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
So did you think they were playing in New England,
Massachusetts and not in Foxboro? Why are you doing that?
I'm just curious, why are you doing I'm just I
love Gronk. Nobody loves it more than I do. I
just think this guy's the best the city of New England.

Speaker 6 (13:38):
To get back to Boston as soon as you still
having me moved, I thought I had the idea to
get back to Boss.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Big love you. That's how all the girls sounded when
they had to have their cell phones taken when they
would go to Gronk's house. Cell phones in the bowl
one of the smartest strategies I've ever heard of from
any athlete. Yeah, I've never heard that if you went
to Gronk's house to party and hang out, you gotta
leave your cell phone at the door.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
What happens at Gronk's house stays at Gronk's house.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's just smart.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Not only not only does he party better than everybody else,
he's smart about it.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yes, like Bronk is like sneaky smart in ways you
wouldn't think he would be.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Well, you have to first of all, you have to
be smart to memorize an NFL playbook.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yes, so he's not dumb. No, he's goofy. He's goofy.
He likes that he's a big kid.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
That's what he's like, the City of New England.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Smart guy. But he's he's just a big kid. Is
he still with is a Camille Camille caustic? Yeah, they've
been together a long time.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Don't get weird.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
She's on the cover now because she's did the SI
swim switching again again. As we as my people say,
modeln Wow.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
She manifested that.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
You ever see online they're doing like Trojan ads together
or something.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Oh god, I remember years ago. This had to have
been let's see, I just caught the bob. It was
post guy. So like two thousand and nine, we had
to go to New Hampshire Motor Speedway for a racing thing.
So LB and I went up and I think Mikey
V from Kiss was there with Camille, and I remember
that we were in like a shuttle with them, and
I'm like looking, I'm looking behind me, I'm like, who

(15:14):
is this? This broad is way too hot to be
in radio, Like, who is this check? And then somebody's like, oh,
that's Gronk's girlfriend. I was like oh. And then like
months later I saw her in something. I was like, oh, okay,
I get it now.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Was Mikey V from Kiss trying to poach her?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
No? No, I think they just think.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I think she she was with him I'm just.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Asking, well, no, because I think she did some stuff
with him on the radio or with dirty Water TV
or some something like that.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
At the times, that kid used to be my intern,
all right, is that right? I guarantee he tried.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, back in the day he would have tried. He
did not.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Now he's a happily married man, married Johanna.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Oh my god. And she was part of the Patriots organization?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Was she not Kelse I'm not sure, but my god
that she is a I think spot woman.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
So Camille and Gronka to get it's been years now,
is he gonna figure sooner or later?

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Well, everybody's I think that they have such a happy
symbiosis and like they just I think they're both really
dedicated to their professional projects. She's really business driven. So
I think when the time is appropriate, they'll move on
to that next phase of their life.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
You know who wants to be a gronk so bad?
Travis Kelcey. Yes, but he just does not have that
gronk charisma. Everybody loves Gronk. It's like everyone's pal. I
remember he came in the studio. Once he towered over me.
I couldn't believe he.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Makes you feel like you just like any of them.
Like my running joke is like I used to see
Gordy Gronk every year around the same time, at like
like certain events, and I would always take a picture
with him, but I would just take a selfie of myself,
so it would be me and Gordy's nipples.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
He's so tall, huge guys, the Gronk boys. So at
this event yesterday, Susan Hurley, was the founder of charity
Teams to help put this whole thing together, said now
we can we just make it official and sign him
for a day so we can retire as a Patriot. Yes.
Robert Kraft was there, Yes, and he gave the thumbs up. Okay, Bob,

(17:09):
and Gronk told reporters he would absolutely sign a contract
to retire as a member of the Patriots.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
What I'm talking about, that's a party. That's a party.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Oh my god, gotta do it. How okay, So quick
question about that. Yes, So you know, Brady obviously had
the whole July Stadium thing, Like, you know, I don't
think they're gonna do that for Gronk.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
But how big do you go? You got to go
bigger than the average bear. This isn't like, you know,
some guy from the eighties when on all the crappy
Patriots teams is making the Hall of Fame. This is
Gronk one day retirement. You do a big thing for him,
and he's the crowd favorite. He's the party guy, he's
the fun guy. So it's gonna be something big, all right, Craft,
get on it. Yeah, that's gonna be huge. All right.

(17:48):
We get the check in coming up here. Next tonight
Powerball is what six hundred and forty million dollars or
something something ridiculous. It's the highest jackpart of the year
so far. I love the fact that it goes over
a billion every now and then.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Hey, you know, win it.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
But up next we're going to talk about what would
you do with that kind of money? Not like what
would you buy, but who would you hire?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
I have a list. I have a list.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I bet you do. Yep, think about it. Six one, seven,
nine three one, one hundred point seven. We get the
check in next one two check check.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Just check it in on my buddy, It's time to
check in.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Check Chuck.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Wait Chuck on Boston's Classic Rock one hundred point seven
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Speaker 3 (18:30):
Use guys, big part of the show. We want to
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money money, money, money, money, money.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Money, money, money, money, mon money, powerball jackpot tonight, six
hundred and forty three million dollars. I cannot wait to
win this.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
They're going to draw it fourteen hours, twenty one minutes
and eight seconds. All right, I don't get this. The
cash value, if you say, I just want it all
up front, the payout six hundred and forty three million
cash value two hundred and ninety points six.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
That is so much less, so much less. And then
you pay five hundred million dollars in taxes. You wind
up with sixty three dollars in a bagel.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
But everybody says you should do the payout, you should
take the lump sum. Yes, because if not, it's going
to pay out over twenty years where you would get
the six hundred and forty three million. But something could happen, Yes,
you could quote. That's what I was saying.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
All right, Yeah, the time value of the money is
not going to be the same. So that portion of
the money that you would get down the line would
be worth more if you took less today and invested
in thanks to inflation and things like that.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yes. Yeah, so you take the lump sumake the lump sum,
put it into pork bellies.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Obviously it could go back up the six hundred and
forty three million oranges.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
So what we're asking is, if you were to win
this kind of cash, this cake not what would you
go out and buy? What kind of car? All that
kind of stuff?

Speaker 6 (20:03):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:03):
No, no, who would you hire?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Payroll? I'm forming a payroll here.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
You gotta have people working for you.

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Is this the beginning of daniel Industries?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yes, danielle Erica. Yes, power suit No, power suit. I
don't want to do anything. I don't want to do anything.
I've been taking care of animals for twenty years. I
don't want to do a damn thing. First person I'm
hiring is a driver. A driver, A driver.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I have a driver with a cap.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
You know what, Maybe maybe not, I don't know. We'll see.
Maybe we'll keep it like low key, We'll pretend like
it's uber driver.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Is that because you want somebody to open the door
for you.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
No, it's because I listen. I don't want to incriminate
myself in anything, but I have a little tiny bit
of bread rage. I can't deal with what I can't
deal with traffic and idiocy of people. So I just
want to be in a blacked out backseat, dark tinted
windows maybe a little maybe like five percent. What's the
legality in the rear windows? Fifteen percent? Maybe we'll go
down to ten. I'll be like, it's fine, I'll pay

(20:58):
the ticket. I'll get a doctor's note says I have
sensitive eyes. Lets me have the lower tint. That's a thing.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Put some fringe around the windows, because I just don't.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I like to go get my coffee in the morning
on weekends and do maybe like a little trip around
marble Headneck. Other than that, I don't want to drive
like all the shows I want to go to Friday afternoon,
It'll be the Wooster.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
This driver is on call twenty four hours a.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Day, twenty four to seven.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Better ready to go.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
I'll give them windows of things. They'll have a schedule,
all right, Like here's when I'm not just gonna I
would never text somebody and be like, hey, it's three am,
wake your ass up and go get me a hash brown.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I wouldn't do that, Yeah, you would, after a while,
you would.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Now, I would never be that person.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I could see you with the pen in bed way
you get a little toked. No, you want to get
taco bell, send bitterman out.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
That's why they have door dash. She hits the bell ding. Well,
I could see you about the road rage because some
mornings you come in here. Oh my god, first thing,
you're throwing your stuff down. Let me tell you what
just happened, and you will go into great detail about
how you would murder this person you encountered.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, in theory, this might be interested as evidence into something.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
All right, theoretically, yes, all right, so we joke all
right for me?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Yeah, be a chef, yeah right there.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Oh my god. I don't like having to prepare stuff.
And yes, unless you're having people over something like that,
it's an event, you know, it's kind of a fun thing.
But just every day to have somebody there to make
food whatever you want, especially with my new dining hours. Now, yes,
I mean I'm throwing like a slab of Elio's pizza

(22:34):
into the oven. That's that's dinner. I want someone to
make me dinner.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
See I like to cook, so I would probably hire
a house cleaner as well. So I just be like, here,
do all the dishes. I want to do the cooking part.
I don't want to clean up afterward. I see you
see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yeah, I get that, But I would be of the
of the type of person that three thirty in the
morning bang Antwinette crapes. I want them right.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Away quick, I want I want them now, I.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Want them right now.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Better be real new tell for Italy. I don't want
the stuff with the seed oils.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
And what world is your wife? Lettin? A woman named
Antoinette live with you you can. She's a button at
three in the morning. She's about twenty two years old.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
All right, she's gonna make you hire Alice from the
Brady Bunch exactly, the uniform and the white shoes, blue
UNI with the white.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
This is my fantasy, not yours.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I'm the butcher sneaking in at night.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
I am worth six hundred and forty three million dollars.
Antwinette's going to.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Be making me craze Texas Tyler.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Who are you hiring.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
I was close to what you were thinking.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I was gonna hire, like, you know, Hobson to be
my just my servant, you know what I mean, like
cook for me, clean batman. Yeah, like, well, have you
ever seen the movie Arthur Hobson was Dudley Morres, and
you would hire Bitterman the driver. I was thinking that way.
I might do that, but I what I really want
to hire is a full timeless sous.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah. I knew you were gonna go with knew it.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
What's his name? Yes?

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Front, you know what a big, strong Swedish guy I'm
calling Antoinette.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
That's what I'm doing. Antoinette has small hands. It's not
gonna work. You need someone to really get in there.
Get that. I already know what she looks like, short,
petite Brunette. You need a German guy named Brick. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I don't know if this is a good move for you.
I mean, professional athletes have had some problems with Messuss
and I don't think you should go down that road
orchards of Asia.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, okay, Bobby.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Experience is not required, but yet encouraged.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
You know you can just go to Tucket for that, right, No.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I don't want to get arrested in all that.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
It's in the privacy of my own I want a
nice massage, like once a week, Like a good massage.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Walk into Tyler's place right in the center of the
living room massage table. Hey, what's that for?

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah, I don't want to know everybody else contentual, paid
R and T.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Kinda Yeah, okay, I want No, it doesn't have to
be a happy ending if she wants to.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Complain, but I want a regular miss on, she said,
clipping over.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
We're gonna get something done.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Way what universe?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Is there a towel? Please God? Yes, Jesus, there's a
bucket underneath Boss six one seven nine one, one hundred
point seven. Text but I'm so rich, I just buy
new towels all the time, So onto replacement facial waters

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Just have embroidered r Anti.

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Speaker 3 (26:02):
You're doing the check in right now six months seven
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We are talking about Powerball tonight six hundred and forty
three million dollars if we hit it not What kind
of toys are we going to buy? What kind of
people we're going to hire to make our lives easier?
Danielle right away goes to the driver. Driver on call,

(26:25):
comfortable vehicle, YEP, taking you anywhere anytime?

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Blacked out windows? Yes, can we make a stop for food?
That's going to be a frequent request.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
I could just see her yelling.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Better, man, bring the car around.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
When you stop for food, you have to drive through?
Or does the driver go in to get it for you?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Depends where we're going. Okay, all right, I'm not opposed
to the drive through situation. Yeah, all of a sudden,
she's yellow about it because now we've mentioned food, so she's.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Picturing in her mind, she's picturing how awesome this would be.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I'm not opposed to having uh, my driver pull up
so that the rear window is in front of the
drive through speaker. I'm happy to order on my own
and I'm not going to shout instructions. Okay, you should
know how I want this chicken sandwich.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, But you know what would drive you crazy? What
is when you go to pull up to the window
to get your stuff and there's a vehicle in front
of you, and the vehicle's gone ahead and they're checking
their order and the stretch limo that you have, he
can't pull up. So the rear window is up against
the food window so you can get your stuff, and
it's right there. It's so close you can see it.
The bag is sitting there. She's twitching, but it's just

(27:27):
out of reach and that person's not me moving at
all because they didn't get the straw that they wanted.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
You need to check your order before you pull away.
And that includes sandwich preparation as well. Like I know
I don't need eggs. I know if I go to
McDonald's and get a sausage McMuffin, if that bag is
a little too heavy, I know there's an egg on
this by weight by weight, and I got to get
that thing out of there. Or if the American cheese
is on there. I gotta pull it off the English
muffin before it starts melting because American trees is trash.
You're not going to convince, so you do the quick unwrapped.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Take a look. Yep, give him the nod on my way.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Drive off very quick. You gotta be quick about it.
But if you pull away from that drive through window.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
For no man's land, you're done. It's gone. You order
egg mcmuffins.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
I order a sausage McMuffin with no egg, no cheese.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah, so it's a sausage sandwich.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I love the sausage sandwich. Honey, who goes to McDonald's
for a sausage sandwich? Plenty of people order sausage mcmuffins.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Okay, Danielle does with their driver talking about.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Sometimes I'll get a two for five deal on the
app and I'll wrap it up and eat it the
next day. But you know what, it's not gonna have
on it butter like you use psychopath eating up a
buttered English muffin the next day. Anyway, continue yummy, though.

Speaker 11 (28:30):
I got a good hire. You guys are missing with
that kind of money. Yes, social stunt, double person that
I hire to go to parties and events for me.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
So it would have to be like a doppelganger some sort.
They have to look like you if I'm paying for it,
they have to be close to you, and they wear
the sunglasses inside at all times.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Build a robot at that point, just get the AI.
I mean, we have a womb robot that can burnt
the child like the Matrix, So why don't we just
have an AI doppelganger?

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Me me, I'm getting the chef Antoinette. Yeah, she was
schooled in Paris. She can make anything so fast and
she's only twenty two years old. This is amazing, great personality.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
And she's a descendant of the Scoffier.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
And she's she's living in our brand new mansion because
she has to be there ready to make food at
any time. Oh actually she was gonna come by, but
she needs air conditioning.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Aha, we're working on that. Joke's on you. She has
a Chinese chef under her.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Toke Tyler, I believe was it a prostitute? What was it?
It was a masseuse a prostitute.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Sorry, I mean what you were describing essentially amounts to prostitution.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh look, I said it a thousand times. I just
want a woman to massage me once.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
A week, and you get yourself a nice girl.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
I'm going to get a really nice one because of
the muscle tension. Yes, because of the muscle tension.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
She has a name. It's the Cooler. No, okay, listen,
it's going to be a woman. No, I'm talking about
the reason you have tension.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
There's a lot of reasons I have tension.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, most of them are on you. But anyway, so,
so we hired the the young brunette massusscribe.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
He's describing the professional with the strong hands. She has
to have strong hands obviously.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
No, he wants tiny hands, because then it's going to
make you, know what, look bigger.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
No, first of all, wow, you guys are the ones
talking about the r and ts. I'm not. I didn't
say anything, but we know.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
You well enough to know that you're going to be like,
all right, if you want to go into the.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Towel, I say, if she offered it, I'm not going
to say no, get bigger holiday bonus.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
She's just gagging for it. She's like, oh, mister Tyler,
I love you so much.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Let me just possible, mister Tyler a part of your movie.
So you know whatever, she picks.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Up the tea towel, what's going on in your hand?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
I do have the embroidered tea towels.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
She hits it a couple of times.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
I believe we have a talk on. Yes, if you've
ever been to one of those stretch labs where they
stretch you out, yeah, I would pay for that to
be done every day.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
There's there's no better feeling than having somebody else stretch
you and you feel fantastic afterwards. Does that mean something else?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
No, it's actually we have one in swamp There's a
stretch lab in Swampscott and I'm dying to go in
there because I am not that pliable and I feel
like I should work on my flexibility, especially as I
get Yes, I hate stretching. I hate it, but directions
at quartered but this is stretch lab. They'll do this.

(31:29):
So if anybody's the stretch lab in Swampscott.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Well, the girl I'm going to hire could probably double
and do stretches for you. Is that what they call it?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, honey, I want a big Norwegian guy. Let's calm down, does.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Get I thought the stretch lab was like that story
we were talking about yesterday where you can get your
legs lengthen they break your legs and then they feed
on some kind of a dial and you you turn
the dial every day to make your legs that much longer.
We've got to raise some money for Tyler. I haven't done.
But what it is, we can only get one leg,
aren't sure? Doesn't cover that?

Speaker 1 (32:00):
No walking in circles not surprisingly, exactly like I have
a kickstand.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
He's always turning to the left. I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
He's like Zoolander, you can't turn left.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
We got one more here, Good Morning's the LX. First
thing I hire is definitely a driver. Yes, I do have.

Speaker 9 (32:17):
A little road rate.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Second of all, I want a trainer for sure.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Third of all, I want to hire or hit man
beat the crap out of these people that pissed me
off all the time.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh, that's what I would hire, first of all.

Speaker 8 (32:33):
That's what I would hire for sure, of course, And
of course.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
All right, of course a few times there.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I don't know this that that talkback is going to
be played in the Netflix documentary after she murders the family.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Save it for evidence.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yeah, someone beating you up is not a hit man?
What have we opened up here?

Speaker 6 (32:54):
Chuck?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
The FBI is on the phone for you.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Yeah, Chuck, could you go back to your show from
October from August twentieth twenty two. Grab that talk back
about that lady hiring?

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Why would you say that? Why would you even open
that door? That thought?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
She said it on me? That is crazy, That is
nuts crazy. She's had it for me.

Speaker 8 (33:14):
It would be a personal trainer for myself and one
for my wife. And I think that's probably the first thing.
I like the driver idea, but I think a personal
trainer would be the way I'd go for each of us.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
All right, there you go. Hundreds of millions of dollars.
You a personal trainer. That's all you got me for
the first thing I got you is a trainer. What
are you trying to tell me?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Nothing, Mondy, put that doughnut down. I got a trainer coming.
We're gonna work out. We're gonna work out at two am,
like Mark Wahlberg.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Yes, if I had a trainer and a chef, oh
my god, I'm unstoppable. If someone else could control my
food intake and be like, here is a perfectly portioned
out protein forward meal would and there's nothing I could
be like, but I want a snack, and they're like,
look at this great thing I whipt up for you.
You don't even know it's healthy. Oh my god, you
guys forget about it. I'd take over the planet. And

(34:09):
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Speaker 3 (35:07):
I was just putting a reminder in my phone here
for next Tuesday, big event coming in the city of Boston.
I believe it's the second time this happened, maybe more,
I don't know, but the top Freedom topless protest returns
to Boston next Tuesday. Wonder why I took next week off.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
It's never the ones you want to see.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Probably don't say that.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Don't say that, we already know which. Never the ones
you want to see.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Stop on our dreams, because.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
You're going to get there and be like, well, I
guess any boob is a good boob, baby.

Speaker 12 (35:38):
You bet you wish I had three hangs.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Well, I think you doing just fine with two.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Sponsored by the Raelian Movement. You might know them as uh,
people who believe that humanity originated among a race of
exraterrestrials called the Elohim.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Like looked into the group. What it's it's wild, Like
that's a whole sidebar. We don't have to I'm more
even their logo.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Like it's they.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Really buried the lead.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
But I'm just mentioning this group that's beside the point
that we're going to have this topless protest. So they're
encouraging all women to be topless next Tuesday. I don't
know what the weather is like.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
But if it was today, topless taco Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Be rough, that would be rough.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Well you get the pointies, Yeah, today March fifteen.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
They want to encourage state lawmakers to end the oppression
of women's bodies by the government. All right, you want
to take a shirt off? Take a shirt off?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
All right, We're not in Europe. It's all calm down.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Well, you know, you go to a game. You see
guys taking their shirts off, even in the like January,
a football game.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Why can't women do exactly it's going to be the
cheerleaders taking their tops off.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
It's margin section three oh two.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
The protest kicks off on the Boston Common at noon
next Tuesday. Participants will gather at the Embrace statue I'm sorry, okay,
the Embrace yes, and then make their way along parts
of the Freedom Trail to the State House. So the
kids will be out there on a tour the Freedom Trail.
Hey mom, look at that.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Oh seriously, man, Susan. I see families all the time
in Boston, and I live in a neighborhood that has
a lot of reasons to come, like the Constitution them,
Like I see the kids with their parents. I can't
imagine these people walking around and some girl walks by,
like seventeen girls walk by, all topless, and.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Little Timmy's gonna say, that was the greatest vacation we've
ever had. Can we go back to Boston again soon?

Speaker 6 (37:35):
The motor boat, the motor boat, You motor boat inside
of it?

Speaker 5 (37:41):
You o sailor.

Speaker 10 (37:42):
You.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Timmy's fixated on going to Boston for some reason.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
He's going to write a paper when he goes back.
Would you do on your school vacation? As a plus
for that one, the Raelians say, no Americans should be
faced with such inequality and oppression, held up by a
government threat of total loss of every freedom they have.
I love the fact that you have real breasts.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
We fill in the wage gap first, Yes, I agree.
All right, guys, that's a slow clasp your true. Look
at the both of them in Unison. Next Tuesday, I'm
gonna put up the three shot of the video so
I can look at both of you idiots up and
like the Brady Bunch, up and down clapping.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Next Tuesday on the common at noon, I think we
should have a representative of the Chuck Noll in the
morning show go to that event, Tyler. Actually, I'm on
vacation next week.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I think I'm free up here. Get the body.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
I get an air conditioning guy coming by. So, Danielle,
I'm not driving down to the common.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
What are you nuts? Just leave it. It's at noon.
You can just hang here until it's time. I'm going
to sit here for two hours. I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
So you're you're in favor of.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
What do you think? I work morning radio? So I
can leave it ten.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
You're in favor of this inequality and oppression. I don't
know what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Whatever. If you guys want five, that's fine. I'm not
going topless.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
But if you came with me and then we did
a little, you know, a little news segment together.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Blue footed boobies, you want me to shake him in
your face. I saw one of those in Believe.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Well, I need a buffer. I need you to help
me pick out.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
You want you want to appear less creepy, iyah.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I don't want to be like the weird. I want
to do a legit idea interview. Especially walking around with
your phones.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Give my defense.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
They were staring at.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Me walking around with your phone looking for a Massus.
You know, it'd be good to have a buffer again
next Tuesday at noon.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Maybe maybe Carter could broadcast.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Free the Nipple. Yeah, let's do it for America. America
Spin Dog. There's CLX.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
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Speaker 4 (39:39):
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Speaker 7 (39:43):
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Speaker 3 (39:51):
Ah, you guys, here it comes. My weather Bunyon is
pulsating right now. You Yeah, gross started raining out there.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
It's not a weather Bunyon.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Hurricane Aaron is knocking on the door, baby, the back door.
They were already closed all the south shore beaches on Nantucket.
Oh lovely, we cannot go.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
To the beach and get the Bronco. We've got to
get it out of here on the fest Ferry.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Large surf, dangerous rip currents.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Listen, I'm calling it either Nantasket and hul or Salisbury Beach.
We're gonna have a catastrophe.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Wow wow, don't do that. You are noster Damas just
saying you killed Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Originally I thought Hampton, but I pivoted to Salisbury or Nantaskat.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
What kind of tragedy are we talking about?

Speaker 2 (40:36):
You know what happens when dumb people go out during storms.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
A lot of dumb people do go out during the storms.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
It's gonna happen now, it's a baby, will man. It's
not that it's gonna happen now. It was gonna happen anyway.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
I just and you know what, it's not necessarily people
go out and surf. They get the wetsuits, which is
buoyant and what have you. But it's the people who
go to watch and stand on the rock on the
sea wall, look at the waves coming in.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
They're so nice the iPhone six holding it with both hands.
All of a sudden, Susan's in.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
The drink beaches and situatd close now too, Yeah, so
it's gonna get worse. Fifty mile an hour wins possibly
on Nantucket. She'd start kicking up around here. I'm gonna
get some rain out of it, but it's gonna be
like three hundred miles out to see or something. So
it's not a big deal.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Wait, if you can predict this, if you think something
bad is gonna happen, can go out there and save
the person before they die. No, I don't know who
it's gonna be. I don't have time to be going
to Salisbury and Hull. Did you have any idea how
for her portos to her Earth?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
This is like a superpower. You could be a superhero?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Is this TV show?

Speaker 10 (41:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Her personal responsibility if she knows she can go help
someone that's about to.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Die, she saw it. She has a third eye butterfly effect.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I can't get involved.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Last time, last time she said that, she said we
were gonna lose a WWE superstar and within the hour.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Within minutes, two minutes later, he died.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
And now you just made a statement. Yeah, and you
say you weren't going to say that statement, but it
came up, specifically said off air, I'm not going to
say that. It's too dark, but it came out. And
the look on your face is like your head was
spinning around the other way, just completely backwards.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Can't help. On the downloads come, Chuck, They come at six,
seven and eight am on this show, and then periodically
to my brain from the divine.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Everybody be careful out there, all right.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
You have a civic duty, a human duty to go
out there and save somebody. If you think somebody's gonna die.
I'm holding you a colmom.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
You're a human duty.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
You gotta go out on the widow's walk. The steamship
authority has not yet canceled the fairies. Can you imagine that? Right?
Get out, just get you have one of those fairy
hot dogs that's coming right back. Ah, you're swabbing the.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Decks a honey bun.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Oh, god in the plastic bag. Yeah. Hampton Beach had
one hundred and forty rescues just last weekend from the
riff tide.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
People don't. But that means like the lifeguards are bringing
someone in and going right back out again.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Didn't they say it was like the like more than
like the entire total for the season last year or
something ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
I don't understand if you watch it, if you're there
with your family, your kids, just if you're watching lifeguards
pulling somebody out of the water, that you're not like, hey, kids,
let's you know ankle deep. That's it. We're not going
in whitening against natural selection.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, that too, But also people don't. People don't realize
what's going on, Like they see it happening, they see
the lifeguard pulling somebody up. But I feel like they
don't make the connection, like, oh, maybe we should avoid
going into you know, the water.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
I have to pee, I got to go in.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Well, where else are you go go? Not the bathhouse
with the creepy you know, eighty two year old guy
with speed on.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Oh why did you put that in there? That's another
Hampton Beach memory of me being a kid and walking
in there, and there's the eighty two year old guy
who decides this is a great place to change.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
This is what I drive by every day when I
take Revere Beach home. You get around the winter Rotary,
and then that first bathhouse on the right. That's that's
where the older gentleman with the very deep tan and
the speedos, like the gate with the beach chairs with
the straps that leave the lines on.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
The back of your legs ruining You're the same thing.
Hampton Beach is a kid ruining it. For me, all
I was thinking about was the old lady with the
floppy boobs. Now I'm thinking of this.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Oh yeah, I mean, as a kid, you see something
like that, you're thinking, my god, is that the future?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Is that what happens?

Speaker 11 (44:29):
That's what's coming Tyler, did you guys drive from Rhode
Island to Hampton Beach to go on vacation.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I had family in Hampton Beach that had a house.
Alot's that for a big Yeah. Well, my cousin that
you met, he's from New His family's from New Hampshire
and they used to they had a place every summer.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
So we used to go for like a few days,
like a three day weekend or whatever. So I went
to Hampton Beach a lot from Worcester. Hampton Beach was
the place. Oh my god, that's where you went. Right
there was like a ruba. Yeah. But you see that
eighty two year old guy changing in front of you
and you're like seven years old.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
It's it's just you. You'll never forget it. You'll never
forget that never.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
It's right there. I can see it right now. There's
a word that comes to mind, gravity a.

Speaker 7 (45:13):
Boston's classic rock onety seven w CLX is.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Your Home for the Chef Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (45:19):
Followed a nonsense at w CLX on Instagram and TikTok.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
But you're just talking about childhood memories of the beach,
bath houses, things that we're seeing at a young age.
Which shouldn't be seen, but are still burned into our memories. Danielle,
you brought one up about Revere Beach and the guy
there in the.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Speedo, the two tan guy.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
James remembers this guy James, you remember.

Speaker 9 (45:49):
Yeah, I remember them.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (45:51):
I live down Point of Pines and every day we
drive home. They'd be on the right hand side in
this little fold up chair and it'll be in a
purple speed you do, yes, it'd be big hairy guy
along hair black guy black, yeah, muscle guy like a
at some figure. I could be there every day and

(46:13):
no matter if the sun doesn't matter which way the
sun was facing, it be facing the traffic. So everybody
would see him.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Every day, out in the sun, every day, just baking, yea,
getting leather more, more leathery every day.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Just yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:29):
It was unbelayable, just the steople that you never forget
you'll see him. Everybody got to know the guy. I
don't know his name personally, but that's.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
The kind of guy that everybody can relate to. So
many people know exactly what you're talking about. That's the
kind of guy you put up a statue for. There
you go forever in the Speedo.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
Speedo Guy, chance spiedo guy could have put it at
the right in front of the former b Yankees location
before they were forced to move by condo buildings.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Okay, hold, yes, they messed with my pizza twelve feet tall,
all leathery, Harry glistening.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Afternoons, James a name for Carter coming up.

Speaker 9 (47:17):
It stuns over and.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
So over and is loo You're still here?

Speaker 3 (47:25):
And if it stops, what's stopping it?

Speaker 4 (47:26):
And what's behind what's stopping it?

Speaker 6 (47:28):
So what's the end?

Speaker 3 (47:29):
And that did you.

Speaker 10 (47:32):
Do?

Speaker 3 (47:38):
It's nice to end the show on a yacht rock
song like for Whom the Belt Holes. After Daniel made
a prediction for the hurricane that somebody may or may
not get swept off rocks or something.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
There might be an incident, saying Nantaskan and holland maybe
soulis Gray Beach Well Linkinghampton originally, and then I backed
away from that. She had a vision, She had a
vision to download from the divine.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
Would you gotta go out there and help whoever's in trouble?

Speaker 2 (48:03):
No, that's the butterfly effect. That's rule number one. You
can't mess with the timeline.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
No, you can't. It just has to happen.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
What am I gonna do? Stand out? Where can I
be in two places at once?

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Some poor bastard's gonna die now, and you're gonna not
you could have saved them or her.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
You're gonna feel bad for a long time. Not really
go out with a sign or something. Care a sign
says I had a vision, stay off the rocks.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
And then you feel funny that I'll be all over TikTok.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
We like, look at this love that I would love?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
That isn't it from Zeo?

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Looks we'll have something to talk about next time. Okay,
all right, good luck with the storm.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yeah, everybody patent down that hatch.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
All right, we will be bad line once again, six
am tomorrow. More Classic rock challenges, More one note challenges.
Tickets for Comics Come Home twenty nine at the Garden
Who on November eight? For that one that just went
on sale yesterday, didn't they? I believe, yeah, you would
ask me that one. I don't have a We got
some heavy hitters coming in for that show. I can't

(49:03):
believe it's number twenty nine. That is awesome. Off with
the Kambely Fundation should I wait for you is can
we go? I don't know? All right? All right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're available. Go get them, mister wonderful you're.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Trying to Yeah, go and see it like at Stophubs
coming up, goad.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Uh live Nation. Here we go. That's the one I
was looking for. Yeah, okay, I'll wait, all right.

Speaker 6 (49:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
You got Sabash him in a scalco. You got Conan O'Brien,
you got Sarah Silverman, you got Dennis Leary and Lenny
Clark Lenny clark Man and tickets are why is this
taking forever?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
To little ticketright?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Tickets available at seven ten tomorrow morning for free for
the Classic Rock Challenge and then at eight ten the
Cult at the Orphean ma Ototal eleven. That's a great
place to see him too. So let's get out of
the way. We've got Jamison in for Carter coming up
here now and Joya Wednesday. We made it halfway through
the week. We'll catch you again tomorrow morning.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
The Chuck Dolan Morning Show returns tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Be a part of the show.

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