December 22, 2025 • 33 mins
We all need alone time, whether or not we want to admit it. Sometimes, the best way to escape is by simply sitting in your car. Maybe you need to relax after a long drive, or perhaps you need to psych yourself up before that 9-5. Just make sure you play it safe. Chuck, Tyler, and Danielle hear from you - hopefully from your PARKED car - during today’s “Check In!”
Also, have you ever wanted to breathe through your ass? Yeah, sit on that one.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Pre said too.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on Boston's Classic Rock,
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Speaker 4 (00:31):
Take a lot of pride in the fact that we're
on the cutting edge of technology here on the Chuck
Nolan Morning Show. Yes, and we've been paying special attention
to bathroom technology recently. We heard that story about the
the bidet, the slanted toilet that companies are getting yep,
that you can't stand being on more than five minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't know if you can get this kind of
information anywhere else, right, this is what we do right.
So now here's the latest thing. You know how some
catler boxes you can monitor your pets habits and their
health and what have you with what they're leaving behind
in the litter box, which I enjoy cleaning out every
day before I leave here. Oh God, you hate cat?
(01:14):
You hate that cat? You know? We have to we
have to pile suitcases in front of our bedroom door
now so the cat doesn't scratch at the door and
try to knock it down. That's where I am right now.
I'm an adult, I'm a grown ass man.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Close the door.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Put it in an angle, you know, so you can't
he'll figure out how to get I have to put
him at an angle so you can't push him in.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So, now this cat, why get rid of it?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So not how it works.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
But how do you get rid of a cat? Just
give it to somebody? No, that's not how it works.
The animal, fourteen year old cat.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I can't take it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Maxed out my son's birthday gift. He wanted a cat
years ago. Cat's still with us.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
How long they live?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Twenty years?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Shelter. The good Lord challenges you in various ways.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
He has no capability to read.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm not even gonna look at him for the rest
find so Cohler, a very famous bathroom company. Their Colar
Health division has come out with the Dakota. It clamps
over the rim of the toilet like a toilet bowl cleaner,
and it points an optical sensor at your excretions and secretions.
(02:30):
It analyzes the images to detect any blood as well
as analyze your gut health and hydration status.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Does it measure it against the Bristol Schools stool scale?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I am, I am not aware of that, okay at
this time, all right, but when you go it, lets
you know how you doing.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I love these devices because the thing costs six hundred
bucks as it is, and then you have to pay
a subscription to get the AI analysis, which is between
han't in a buck fifty six a year?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
That's rights, who's paying for this? That's right?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
People, You're better off getting like a g I map
and like figuring out what's going on with your gut
biome and fixing your.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Flo go to the doctor. Yeah, but you don't have
to do that. This will do it for you there.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Even if it diagnoses something for you still have to
take steps to do probiotics, prebiotics, figure out what's going on.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Like, it just sounds a little expensive for this thing
to check out your h your leavings.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Who did who invented this? They go to shark tank
and say, hey, look what I came up with. Okay,
it's just put your Apple watch down into the water.
It's so stupid. My god, I'm looking at this thing.
I like it's it looks like a beeper on the
side of the toilet.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I think it goes around the toilet too, like
travels around.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I think you can even slide on around. It's a
it's a hook. It's it's like a hook.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's like a paw to see this.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, it's a hook, and you can you can just
go in the middle of the side. I don't know
why you would move it. But at toilet time, you
sign in via fingerprint sensor, so the device knows that
it's you using the facility. Yes, then check in with
the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.
Somebody like you, Tyler, this would make you crazy. I
(04:17):
could see really getting into this.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh, it would become so neurotic.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And then just doom scrolling all day googling whatever it fine.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I would constantly feel like I was dying.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I can't imagine what kind of a readout you would
get from that five pound pan of Encore Lazania that
you slammed during monding.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I put Yeah, the Risotto I had from present over
the weekends.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, you know what Christmas is coming? God, please no
give me good gifts?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Did you have corn last night? Check check just check
it in.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
On my buddy, It's time to check in.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Chuck on Boston's Classic Rock and one point seven w ZLX.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Today's Chicken is about the car that's sanctuary, your little cocoon.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Nobody can touch you there. This is my space.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
There's a new poll out about how many people enjoy
car time. At least half of drivers admit they've hidden
in the car for some peace and quiet away from
spouse's boyfriends, girlfriends, kids, work.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Colleagues, yets.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Seventy seven percent enjoy car time the chance to stay
in the vehicle for at least five minutes or more
at the beginning or end of your journey.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do you do that?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I often find myself doing this if it's raining and
if at night, yep, I'll pull in. Well, you know,
in the summertime, it could be eight thirty. Right now,
it's like four to twenty seven. But if I pull
into my veway, I'm sitting there for a second. It's
I have a nice quiet cabin in my suv and
I'm just like, oh, this is nice, and take them
around on the phone for a little bit. Yep, do
(06:09):
them scroll maybe, just enjoy the quiet. So like, I
don't even have kids. I just I don't want to
go in and deal with the dogs and the pets
and the cats and everybody wants my attention. She need
a minute which to enjoy this. And then eventually I say,
all right, she'd probably.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Go insoide I do the same thing.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I wonder how many people do that. But yeah, at
the end of the at the end of the drive,
it's like, all right, I survived this. First of all,
the tension of driving around here. Let me just catch
my breath.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Comfortable, seating temperature is just right, zlex On great song
is playing, I take out the phone. If there's a
good song playing, you can't stop the car. Yeah. Do
you stay until the song ends?
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yeah, I've continued driving. If another good song came on,
I've done a little loop.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Interesting Tyler.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Now, when I get home, no, because I can't wait
to get in and see my dog. I don't have
to deal with the kids and all that stuff. So
then I get right up. I prior to doing the
morning show with you guys. When I was just coming
in here nine to five every day. I would do
that when I would get here sometimes.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Well that's understandable.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yeah, And I because I knew I was going to
have a day at my desk that wasn't going to
be nearly as exciting as doing a morning show with
you guys.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So I would pull into the parking's.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
A nice little tongue bap because you were complaining about
was that real earlier?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I still love the guests.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Yeah, So I would sit in the parking lot for
a couple of minutes, maybe listen to like whoever was
on the air at the time, maybe listening to what
they were doing or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Or maybe i'd be on a phone call. But I
had no problem sitting in the parking lot for like
a good five to ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
It would have been on the no, not in the morning, no,
I mean yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Making judgments about what I'm saying, making notes agents, yes,
calling your check. Thirteen percent of hidden in their vehicles
from their partners, eight percent from their in laws, twelve
percent from their own children, thirty I've done this. Thirty
five percent used the excuse of running a quick errand
simply to have a couple of moments in the in
the I do that, I you know I'm going to
(08:02):
run out. That is, I gotta get out.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'll go get it. What do you need flower, Yes, I.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Do.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
That was something about my four year radio break morning
routine that I do miss was placing my mobile order
at Tonken mm hm, picking it up, doing a little
lap around marblehead, listen into some tunes coming home. That
was a nice routine.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's nice. Yeah, I taken a lap. Yeah, I see that.
I like taking a lap.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, just take a little extra drive.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'll tell you what I do do now on the
way home.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm not stopping, but I will make sure that it's
like I will drive it because I only have like
a ten minute commute home.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I'll do it in complete silence.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah, I've done that a bunch too.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Radio off, I'll turn the phone off. Everything, And I
just want I don't believe you're telling people to do that,
but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Telling anybody else who that. Always keep up us, Alex, Please,
we need to make money here.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I do that rarely only if it's really nice out,
and I'll put the windows down I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I'll just kind of hear the wind go by.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I do find myself doing that occasionally, but it's never silence,
because it's usually me being like what.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Fyft wow, constantly screaming a drive.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Why is this guy in the left lane?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
They say the car has become a vital yet unspoken
sanctuary from millions of people across the country. So our
check in for today, do you spend some quality time
alone in the vehicle before you start out on your
journey or when you end your destination?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
God forbid you have a spouse that comes out and
knocks on the window.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
What is doing out here?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Wrap out of you?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
That is awful?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm pulling it. What do you think, Sheila?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Now back to.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
The check in with Chuck Bossoms Classic Rock.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
W z LX.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
You study it says we're basically hiding out our cars.
Says the cars become a vital yet unspoken sanctuary for
millions of people across the country.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I do it. I think everybody doesn't. It's just a
matter of how much time do you spend. Although there's
probably people just hop in and out of the vehicle.
What's that? And I know, it can get it can
go wrong too. I know.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I know a guy who did it so much. He
would do it at work and drink in his car
during the day.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's a lot.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yeah, that's like go for a really long lunch, grab
a bottle, maybe a little you know, one of those
little small ones you get at to seven eleven, nip.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Little nip, and they sit drinking his car. That's a problem.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Yeah, ended up getting fired for it too. But well,
all right, did he I mean, my god, that changed
My god. The cameras out on the building caught him sitting.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Oh boy, oh jeez, this is I believe it.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
That's seventy seventy seven percent of the people in this
study enjoy card time, chance to stay in the vehicle
for five minutes or more at the beginning or end
of a journey, just a chance to catch your breath
or bolster your courage before you're going into something. We
got to talk back here, this guy talking about his wife,
and I can totally relate to this one.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Good morning ZLX, morning crew. I am a man who
tried to live as efficiently as possible, and sitting in
your car is not efficient.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
My wife, on the other hand will be like, I'll
be home with seven look out at seven twenty.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Shouldn't send her car for twenty minutes. He loves, loves,
loves to be addicted to social media is what it is.
Love you bye from our kitchen. I can look out
to the street and see our mailbox, and I'll see
Kelly's car pull up to the mail. Oh, she's grabbing
the mail. It's great. I'll go do something now. Blo,
sun goes down, changes right.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Dryer buzzes, Load's done.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Hey was it her a little while ago. I'll go
and look once she's still sitting there, she's on the phone.
She'll do it there or in the driveway and just
be there sometimes for like, I don't know, an hour,
really yeah, instead of just coming in change, you know,
finishing the call. I don't know if she's hiding something
from me.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I think maybe she's hiding downtime.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Maybe she's hiding from you.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Why he's that much downtime Sometimes at the end of
the day, like you need that decompression and that talk
back that was just left. I know exactly why that
guy's wife does that. She lives with an efficiency guy.
They opposing personalities she's like.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh, she's trying to catch her breast.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Yes, she's going to go in. He's gonna be like,
here's a list of things we need to do.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I mean, let's be honest.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I understand that you in first class, Kelly, have been
married for a really long time, very happily too.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yes, up until you started calling her that, up until Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
I think I've caused a problem in the doll in
the household. Yes, be that as it may. Right, Sometimes
just a little break from each other. Maybe she just said,
you know, I just chalk's pissing me off today.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Maybe plenty of breaks from each other. Maybe you got
on her nerves a little bit.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
On a second, say it you stay at work way
longer than you need to.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That is not true.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yes, he is.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That is not Yes it is.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I am here sometimes over an hour.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
After the show's I am working on the next day's show.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Looking around, yucking it up with the salespeople. That's right,
for no reason, someone, you.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Gotta work the room. You're gotta work the room. He
brings up a very good point, Miss Danielle does. Yes,
most morning guys, especially veterans, like yourself. Right ten o'clock
they're out going everybody in sports radio.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I've worked with so many guys. By ten o'clock they're halfway.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Across the saying that the white Porsche is pulling out
of the garage and I'm still here.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Billy Costain.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Billy does the after show, so I'll give him credit.
Billy's a very hard working guy.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
So throughout my entire career, I've worked with a lot
of veterans doing morning radio and they bounce at ten am.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh yeah, you're until eleven eleven thirty. You know what
a big part of that is. It's that freaking drive.
I got it. I know that's I gotta go on West. No, Yeah,
that's right. Keep forgetting you live out in San Francisco.
That's a that's a track.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Meanwhile, like can I skate at nine fifty two so
I can beat the people on the Express with the
Parkway whatever that is?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Just hit the talk bags again?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
On the way to work, I listened to ZLX. You're
entertaining funny.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
The music is park on Thank you quiet time sometimes,
but not in the morning on the way to work,
and certainly not on the way home.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Because I'm so glad I'm on my way home.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Keep it up ZLX.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Thanks listening to ZX. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
But she just gets in gets out.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
That's it. Something like that, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Getting get out, be done with it.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I used to love being in the car because I
used to drive to the airport every day in about.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
An hour's traffic.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
But not in the driveway because my wife would think
that I'm doing something not positive.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Where are we going?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
It made a lot of sense when you said your
wife comes a spouse company knocking on the window.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
My last thing is, how is Danielle not married? She
is like the perfect person. We have a great day.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Because I've seen enough people grab that plane.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So to show you want us to give the list now?
Or do we want to wait till.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I don't know that I would legally tie myself to
someone at this point in my life. I would get engaged.
I would do a cohabitation situation if it were Would.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
You do a thruple situation?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Who is the energy for that?
Speaker 7 (15:28):
What?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Financially? Financially it would be so much smarter.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Oh honey, I'm the one paying all the bills in
my house. It would be great However, then I have
to share my domicile with not one, but two other people.
Thruple is a couple couple with three people.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Three people.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
But if you live with Danielle, right, you're not just
living with Danielle.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
You can do There's also a lot of benefits to
living with me. I treat my man well like you
get cooking, you get massages.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I see her walk over to you all the time.
Do you what do you need or not? I see
her walk over to you all the time.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Little neck rub, little squeeze, squeeze, rub on the back,
got strong pauses show.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
So imagine I have a massage tape.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Imagine what that's I gotta get her to bring that
thing inh does it have a hole in the middle.
There's no hamstering. She had a sex chair, I know,
all right, she did. That's true. You get a lot
when you married Danielle.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
You do.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
It's just me getting up a two am to feed
a baby squirrel. So you know it's a trade off.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Give and take. Set us straight. We only think we
know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
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Chuck Doland Morning Show on Classic Rock.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh, it's science corner right now on the Chuck Nolan
Morning Show, Here we go. Last year, a group of
researchers won the Nobel Prize in Physiology for discovering that
many mammals are capable of breathing through their.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Anus material ventilation if you will, there's.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
A name for it.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
The same group has conducted a brand new study on
the feasibility of adapting this method to treat people with
blocked airways or clogged lungs, with promising results that bring
rectal oxygen delivery one step closer to medical reality.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
That's just meaning to talking out of your ass literally.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Wow. I want to thank you Tyler for bringing this
to our attention. Does this affect farting?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You have to fart our your mouth now? I would
imagine then what then? What is the burp? What happens
with the burp? Does the burp go away? Wow? I
don't know, it's internalized. It's kind of stuff, you know.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
I want you to breathe through your eyees.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I don't know where to breathe now.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I got Andy telling me to breathe through my eyelids.
I got this guy telling me to rear that on
my crack right, What is going on?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Is this one of those things we got They're going
to ask for people to volunteer for medical study and
they give you a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Get paid a hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I told you guys this what so my doctor is
part of mass General. I get these I get these
messages from them a lot, Like every month, I get
a message about wanting to be a part of a study. Yes,
and I always laugh and I move on. I gotta
tell you, they give me this one, I might do it.
Would you please do this just for the show?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I would do it. And it occurs to me that
snorkeling will be a lot easier. Just the scene in
the hospital.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Them like putting the shackles on you to hold you
down on the bed and then duct taping your mouth
and saying, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
This is not as sexy as it seems like.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
This is.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
This is like a colonic basically, it's it's oxygenated fluid
that they put into your cavity and then you have
to hold it there for like an hour.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh that is like a wait, so you hold it
for an out and you're not breathing. You're getting your
oxygen from this from the liquid enrichment.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Yeah. In clinical trials, healthy volunteers in Japan were given
doses of a lower carbon liquid which can carry oxygen
via the rectum, and ask to retain it for about
an hour.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
So instead of saying, now going forward, who's who's farting,
They're gonna say wh's breathing?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:11):
The pro well, that.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Actually is an interesting point, Tyler. This is a good
technique for oxygen absorption. It does not remove carbon dioxide,
so that part of the respiratory cycle still needs to happen.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
They have not perfected that, so to get that out
you would have to like burp that out, fart that out.
In some way has to be an elimination of some sorts.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
If they did this forty years ago, mister Biagi would
have said in through nose, out through.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
As thank you, all right. Wasn't there a Stevie Nick's
story around this?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Oh oh there's so much going on something else. My
brain is broken.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
The chug Nole in Morning Show gets take it with you.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app even when you're not in
the car and make your number one pre set.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Seven w z LX buston classic rock.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Driving in at this ungodly the morning, I see so
many cars heading into the city, always wondering where did
you speak?
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
It's four o'clock in the morning. Where are we going?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
You're going to get a bank? What do you do
when you go to work? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I understand the whole beat the traffic, because it's a
nightmare if you get stuck in that you didn't you
never know when you're going.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
To get to work, Yes, but at that hour to
come in that early, what do you do? Do you
work out?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
You go to the gym, maybe, maybe you get caught
up on emails, maybe you do all your tasking stuff.
Really I don't know. I mean, we have a coworker
that comes in very early, Brian most very very early.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
In the morning till we get to see him like
before we get here.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Yeah, but I mean he's coming from my neck of
the woods, so I get it. Dealing with that traffic
on the way to Medford at like even at six
point thirty. Nightmare, nightmare.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
So well, during the pandemic, everybody started working at home
and people got really comfortable with that.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Yes, and likely more productive in many cases, especially if
you were I don't know really for me, yes, yes,
because I look at like you look at our sales department. Right,
it's this is the new thing over the last five six,
seven years, the open concept, the bullpen. Right, there's no walls,
there's no offices. That is such a massive distraction. You
(21:07):
have people yacking around you all the time you're trying
to do work. People stop by your desk when you
have conversation. Yes, it's just I find that to be
as someone who struggles with focus and attention as it is,
I find that format massively distracting. So for me to
be in my like when I got to do the
show from home on a on the EI during COVID,
Oh my god, all right.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I understand that. But then there's others, you know, who
work from home, and then you get distracted. Oh price
is right?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Is on?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
You know over there working in my pajamas.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Let me go do this. Yeah, I have no pants
on on this zoom call.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Then you learn how to have the keyboard move like
every fifteen minutes or so while you're out there shopping
or something. It's the bad apples that ruin it for everybody.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I'm kind of with Danielle though, because when I first
started working here at ZLX, this open concept, I couldn't
deal with it at first, people walking by me all
the time like it was really distracting. Then they'll at
home thing. I do a lot of stuff behind the
scenes here, and so I was working at home a
lot during that second wave of COVID, and I found
it awesome that whole morning rigamarole is gone and you
(22:11):
just immediately start working.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
See I was one productive from me. I was the opposite.
During COVID.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Nobody could be in the building. Everybody would hear I
had to work from home. So I set it all
up in the basement.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I hated it.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I hated it had like plants in the background. I
had a cat on the twitch stream.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
It was because I was home all the time then,
and you might see my wife was there.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Whatso shows done. I tried to get out of here
as soon as possible. You like linger, you go talk
to people, you finish it. I'm like, why are you
still in the building home? But I get it for you.
It's different.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
It was different for you broadcasting from home than it
was for him because I'm going to assume you didn't
have a lot of technical stuff to deal with. You
kind of had the microphone and you kind of just
did your thing right the whole radio stage. That's a lot,
and that is a carry it on my back. It
was a pain he asked to do from home technically,
not a sound.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Thing to do. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
One other point that I would like to make though,
with regard to productivity at work, that I think is interesting,
Like it lets you get the same amount of work
done more easily and more efficiently. So yes, you could
make the argument that Okay, people are home, they're going out,
they're doing errands, they're doing the stuff. But like, if
your work's done, your work's done. So there's a law
(23:20):
called Parkinson's law that says, basically, work will expand to
fit the time you will lot to it. So if
you give yourself an hour to do something that's going
to take like twenty minutes, it's going to take an hour.
If you bang it out in twenty minutes and say
like I'm just going to get this done out, you
can get it done in twenty minutes. So you think
about all the people who have work assigned to them
that they stretch out into an eight hour day just
(23:43):
for perfunctory reasons, just so they can it's performative. They're
look at me, I'm at the office. They're not actually
doing anything. It's like when I was at AAF I'd
have to sit in the office for two hours after
pretending to work. Like so my boss would not like
yell at me for going home. I'm like, what am
I doing here? Ron, I'm just looking at things on
the company.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
It's too much isolation though, I mean, and this is
why the birth rate is dropping, because people aren't hooking.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Up at work anything we want.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
We don't need more idiots.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Boston lags behind other major cities in people returning to
the office.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
You know how a lot of companies said you got
to go back. I believe our company is one of them.
You have to go back to the office.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
There are sort of in a hybrid kind of a way,
some people full time, some people part time.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Boston is way behind other major cities. Oh got this
empty office building all around the cast.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
But do you think that's because we have a lot
of progressive companies here that are not you know, I mean,
I know a lot of Silicon Valley companies like Google
and whatnot have kind of pivoted on that and they like, hey,
everybody back to work. But I think we do have
a lot of progressives and we have a lot of
startups in Boston too that don't follow a traditional company model.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
That is true, but I also think there was a
lot of pushback. People didn't want to go back.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
And also, we're paying for all this commercial real estate.
Somebody's going to use it.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Well, it's a lot of it's going to become housing now. Yeah,
that's what's going to happen. Yeah, which is not easy
to do, not easy. Flipping out all it's all because
of the bathrooms. When they build a building for living,
all the bathrooms lining up office, they're all.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Over the place and there's not enough you can half
fly toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
All right, So if you're driving in right now, we're
with you. Okay, we came into.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
The last thing.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
This is a communication breakdown. Call Allan speak your mind
at eight seven, seven, six point seven at Jeff.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Morning Show on w z RX.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Summer vacation going on a Disney cruise with your family.
You're gonna be Dad of the Year to say yes
to that.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Okay, it's a lot you are you.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Are trapped on that. Do you ever have to take
the kids to Disney? Did it once? Actually? I broadcast
live from there, and Hailey had to be like, god,
three or four.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Years old, Oh my god, that means Jack must have
been a Jack was in a stroller and the stroller
wheel broke.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Ah, So I was doing my show all day. Well, Kelly,
they're really nice. They had somebody with her taking her
around and it just took one ride and Haley was
down the pool ride because they had like laser rain
coming down and lightning and all this. That was it.
She was done gone, that's it. That was it, all right.
I had to buy her like a doll at the
end of it or something. We calm her down. But
(26:23):
the one kid that didn't like Disney Disney Cruise though
a solid week of Disney entertainment all around you, it
just sounds like hell on the water.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
The people. It's the other people that's the problem. Is
it the Disney adults on the Disney cr Just the.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Other people, other families, other people's children in.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Your face, buffet line nose wiping is going on.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I mean, what's happening in the studio right now with me?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
But yeah, no, thanks, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
That's a hard pass.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Well back in June, families having their Disney vacation on
the Disney cruise ship five or old girl fell into
the ocean off of the cruise ship fifty feet that's
a drop, yes, hard for life. Forty five seconds later,
the dad dove in after. Why do you wait?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Forty five that's a long time.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I was thinking about that. I was counting it down.
I mean, you see her go in and she's disappearing,
floating away. You can't just stop a ship on a dime.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
I don't think like non radio and TV people don't
how long forty Like sit there and count it out, yes,
like you say, forty five seconds like that was nothing.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
No, it's so long for us.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
We can go to the bathroom come back in forty
five seconds. Yes, But he's also went out. He's looking down,
he's looking down at fifty feet.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Oh god, this is gonna hurt. Let me take my
wallet out of my pocket, honey, hold my phone? Yeah
sure that what is there?
Speaker 5 (27:50):
One of those life inner tube things? Can I toss
the tour with the rope?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Should I go feet first?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Ye?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Penciling, I have to hold my nose, so.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
He dives in. After his praise for his heroism, however,
rumors began to spread that he had put his daughter
up on the railing for a photo before she slipped,
so it was all his fault.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
See the actyas the coffee clatchers.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Well it turns out it was not him. Oh it
was the mother.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, the dad wrongfully accused again, all this time public apology.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
He couldn't go out, other people throwing garbage and stones
at him. That's the guy that let his daughter like that.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
He put his daughter on He threw his daughter off
a boat.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Hey, ted, come on in here, Yeah, close the door.
We're gonna have to let you go. Why what happened? Well,
your daughter.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Rolls under the widget factory, closed door, meeting with the
higher ups. What are you guys doing it? It's like
like in this business when the market manager's in the
studio at six o'clock in the morning, you're like, well,
we're all getting fired.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
A shocking police report states that the young child lost
her balance while standing in front of an open porthole
on the Disney Dream Cruise ship. The mom asked her
to pose in front of this porthole.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Get up there, we'll take a picture. I'll put it
on Facebook for your aunts.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Criminal charges were recommended against the mother, but after finding
that the incident didn't equate to criminal culpable negligence. They
were walking along deck four when the mom said she
pointed to the opening and offered for a daughter to
take a picture in the porthole. How could she just
assume that there's glass in that thing? You would see
a reflection coming back or something, or at least put
your arm through.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Itu Is there something there? Again? All this for a picture? Picture? Mommy, mama, mama, mama?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
All right?
Speaker 8 (29:45):
What hi?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
It's like I hate to sound like the old man
screaming at the clouds, but like, at what point do
we get back to like just enjoying what's happening without
having to take three thousand pictures of every step we take?
You can't And we were killing kids almost over here,
for God's sakes, for an Instagram pic so they could
send it on put it on Facebook so the grandmother
can see.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
How about this? Here's something about the future now. The
mom stated that she felt like there should be coverings
on the windows, adding that Disney is responsible for what occurs.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Somebody's going to court.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
It comes, they're looking for a payout.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Where's Alan Jackson? Is he going to be representing these
people next? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Detective Faveda with the Sheriff's office.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Hey, Faveda, you got a phone call.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Upon looking at the window, myself, as a prudent person,
I immediately saw that the window was open to.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
The air and did not have a covering. Why do
you do that accent? That's why he's a detective. Yes, okay.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
He's had a hard time, divorce, lost custody of his kids,
has a bristrained relationship with his oldest daughter. His son
comes around once in a while. He lives in one
of those studio apartment like a.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Real Dennis France time.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Yes, sparsely decorated. He's got one suit still fitting. Sorry,
you've got too far in a character development.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
With At the time, the sooner to be vilified father
was about ten feet ahead of the family. Didn't see
what happened. After he turned around and observed this dart
in the water. He initially ran to get help. Huh,
But approximately forty.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Five seconds later, he decided to jump into the ocean. God,
I still can't believe you waited forty five seconds? What
the hell are you waiting for us? We see she
could swim.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
We were talking about six seconds yesterday morning, and how
that was like a painfully long time.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Yeah, well human was he standing right there? Because it
would have been honey, we have a small problem. What's up, honey?
Is he's coming into the room or wherever? And then wait,
what what fifty ft sound like?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
He contemplated whether or not he wanted to jump in
to save his door. No, stop it. He tried to
get help, which took.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
But you have to process that in a situation like that.
You can't. You don't know how you're gonna react.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
If this was you don't fell off the bolt, Tell
me you wouldn't jump in, And tell me you would
not have jumped in immediately, look at me and tell
me you wouldn't have do it.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
You're gonna do anybody could hope. No, you're gonna jump
right in.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
I can easily say, of course I would, yes, thank you,
But adrenaline is pumping like crazy at that moment.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
The fear factor. Everything is just nuts instant you just
jump right in.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Saved my daughter's life, But you're also gonna confirm that
your darners in the water before you jump off a cruise, Like,
is this real?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Did this really just happen? Of course he knows he's
saw a plummet into the ocean.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
How did he not know? Chuck? If it were Tyler
that had fallen out of the window, then you wait
forty five seconds.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I get it. Yeah, okay, No, it'd be you and
me like Titanic up in the front of the ship watching.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
No.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
No, if Tyler goes over, you wait forty five minutes
so you don't get a cramp.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
What's you we just ate, honey? Can you try Tyler tread?
You know what?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Use your arm.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
They're trying to they're trying to close the bar. We're like, hey,
I heard a splash like forty five minutes ago. You
drow them a rope. You guys can take as long
as you want to fight fall and just bring on
crustables when you get down there.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:24):
Pre said too.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on Boston's Classic Rock,
one hundred point seven w CLX.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Take a lot of pride in the fact that we're
on the cutting edge of technology here on the Chuck
Nolan Morning Show. Yes, and we've been paying special attention
to bathroom technology recently. We heard that story about the
the bidet, the slanted toilet that companies are getting yep,
that you can't stand being on more than five minutes.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't know if you can get this kind of
information anywhere else, right, this is what we do right.
So now here's the latest thing. You know how some
catler boxes you can monitor your pets habits and their
health and what have you with what they're leaving behind
in the litter box, which I enjoy cleaning out every
day before I leave here. Oh God, you hate cat?
(01:14):
You hate that cat? You know? We have to we
have to pile suitcases in front of our bedroom door
now so the cat doesn't scratch at the door and
try to knock it down. That's where I am right now.
I'm an adult, I'm a grown ass man.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Close the door.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Put it in an angle, you know, so you can't
he'll figure out how to get I have to put
him at an angle so you can't push him in.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So, now this cat, why get rid of it?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
So not how it works.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
But how do you get rid of a cat? Just
give it to somebody? No, that's not how it works.
The animal, fourteen year old cat.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
I can't take it.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Maxed out my son's birthday gift. He wanted a cat
years ago. Cat's still with us.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
How long they live?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Twenty years?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Shelter. The good Lord challenges you in various ways.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
He has no capability to read.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I'm not even gonna look at him for the rest
find so Cohler, a very famous bathroom company. Their Colar
Health division has come out with the Dakota. It clamps
over the rim of the toilet like a toilet bowl cleaner,
and it points an optical sensor at your excretions and secretions.
(02:30):
It analyzes the images to detect any blood as well
as analyze your gut health and hydration status.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Does it measure it against the Bristol Schools stool scale?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I am, I am not aware of that, okay at
this time, all right, but when you go it, lets
you know how you doing.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I love these devices because the thing costs six hundred
bucks as it is, and then you have to pay
a subscription to get the AI analysis, which is between
han't in a buck fifty six a year?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
That's rights, who's paying for this? That's right?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
People, You're better off getting like a g I map
and like figuring out what's going on with your gut
biome and fixing your.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Flo go to the doctor. Yeah, but you don't have
to do that. This will do it for you there.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Even if it diagnoses something for you still have to
take steps to do probiotics, prebiotics, figure out what's going on.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Like, it just sounds a little expensive for this thing
to check out your h your leavings.
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Who did who invented this? They go to shark tank
and say, hey, look what I came up with. Okay,
it's just put your Apple watch down into the water.
It's so stupid. My god, I'm looking at this thing.
I like it's it looks like a beeper on the
side of the toilet.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
And I think it goes around the toilet too, like
travels around.
Speaker 7 (03:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I think you can even slide on around. It's a
it's a hook. It's it's like a hook.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's like a paw to see this.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Yeah, it's a hook, and you can you can just
go in the middle of the side. I don't know
why you would move it. But at toilet time, you
sign in via fingerprint sensor, so the device knows that
it's you using the facility. Yes, then check in with
the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.
Somebody like you, Tyler, this would make you crazy. I
(04:17):
could see really getting into this.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Oh, it would become so neurotic.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And then just doom scrolling all day googling whatever it fine.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I would constantly feel like I was dying.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
I can't imagine what kind of a readout you would
get from that five pound pan of Encore Lazania that
you slammed during monding.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I put Yeah, the Risotto I had from present over
the weekends.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well, you know what Christmas is coming? God, please no
give me good gifts?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Did you have corn last night? Check check just check
it in.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
On my buddy, It's time to check in.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Chuck on Boston's Classic Rock and one point seven w ZLX.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Today's Chicken is about the car that's sanctuary, your little cocoon.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Nobody can touch you there. This is my space.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
There's a new poll out about how many people enjoy
car time. At least half of drivers admit they've hidden
in the car for some peace and quiet away from
spouse's boyfriends, girlfriends, kids, work.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Colleagues, yets.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Seventy seven percent enjoy car time the chance to stay
in the vehicle for at least five minutes or more
at the beginning or end of your journey.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do you do that?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
I often find myself doing this if it's raining and
if at night, yep, I'll pull in. Well, you know,
in the summertime, it could be eight thirty. Right now,
it's like four to twenty seven. But if I pull
into my veway, I'm sitting there for a second. It's
I have a nice quiet cabin in my suv and
I'm just like, oh, this is nice, and take them
around on the phone for a little bit. Yep, do
(06:09):
them scroll maybe, just enjoy the quiet. So like, I
don't even have kids. I just I don't want to
go in and deal with the dogs and the pets
and the cats and everybody wants my attention. She need
a minute which to enjoy this. And then eventually I say,
all right, she'd probably.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Go insoide I do the same thing.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I wonder how many people do that. But yeah, at
the end of the at the end of the drive,
it's like, all right, I survived this. First of all,
the tension of driving around here. Let me just catch
my breath.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Comfortable, seating temperature is just right, zlex On great song
is playing, I take out the phone. If there's a
good song playing, you can't stop the car. Yeah. Do
you stay until the song ends?
Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yeah, I've continued driving. If another good song came on,
I've done a little loop.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Interesting Tyler.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Now, when I get home, no, because I can't wait
to get in and see my dog. I don't have
to deal with the kids and all that stuff. So
then I get right up. I prior to doing the
morning show with you guys. When I was just coming
in here nine to five every day. I would do
that when I would get here sometimes.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Well that's understandable.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Yeah, And I because I knew I was going to
have a day at my desk that wasn't going to
be nearly as exciting as doing a morning show with
you guys.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
So I would pull into the parking's.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
A nice little tongue bap because you were complaining about
was that real earlier?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
I still love the guests.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Yeah, So I would sit in the parking lot for
a couple of minutes, maybe listen to like whoever was
on the air at the time, maybe listening to what
they were doing or whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Or maybe i'd be on a phone call. But I
had no problem sitting in the parking lot for like
a good five to ten minutes.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
It would have been on the no, not in the morning, no,
I mean yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Making judgments about what I'm saying, making notes agents, yes,
calling your check. Thirteen percent of hidden in their vehicles
from their partners, eight percent from their in laws, twelve
percent from their own children, thirty I've done this. Thirty
five percent used the excuse of running a quick errand
simply to have a couple of moments in the in
the I do that, I you know I'm going to
(08:02):
run out. That is, I gotta get out.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'll go get it. What do you need flower, Yes, I.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Do.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
That was something about my four year radio break morning
routine that I do miss was placing my mobile order
at Tonken mm hm, picking it up, doing a little
lap around marblehead, listen into some tunes coming home. That
was a nice routine.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's nice. Yeah, I taken a lap. Yeah, I see that.
I like taking a lap.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, just take a little extra drive.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I'll tell you what I do do now on the
way home.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I'm not stopping, but I will make sure that it's
like I will drive it because I only have like
a ten minute commute home.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I'll do it in complete silence.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Yeah, I've done that a bunch too.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Radio off, I'll turn the phone off. Everything, And I
just want I don't believe you're telling people to do that,
but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Telling anybody else who that. Always keep up us, Alex, Please,
we need to make money here.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I do that rarely only if it's really nice out,
and I'll put the windows down I'll do that.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I'll just kind of hear the wind go by.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I do find myself doing that occasionally, but it's never silence,
because it's usually me being like what.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Fyft wow, constantly screaming a drive.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
Why is this guy in the left lane?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
They say the car has become a vital yet unspoken
sanctuary from millions of people across the country. So our
check in for today, do you spend some quality time
alone in the vehicle before you start out on your
journey or when you end your destination?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
God forbid you have a spouse that comes out and
knocks on the window.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
What is doing out here?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Wrap out of you?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
That is awful?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm pulling it. What do you think, Sheila?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (09:41):
You know.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Now back to.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
The check in with Chuck Bossoms Classic Rock.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
W z LX.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
You study it says we're basically hiding out our cars.
Says the cars become a vital yet unspoken sanctuary for
millions of people across the country.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I do it. I think everybody doesn't. It's just a
matter of how much time do you spend. Although there's
probably people just hop in and out of the vehicle.
What's that? And I know, it can get it can
go wrong too. I know.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I know a guy who did it so much. He
would do it at work and drink in his car
during the day.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
That's a lot.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yeah, that's like go for a really long lunch, grab
a bottle, maybe a little you know, one of those
little small ones you get at to seven eleven, nip.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Little nip, and they sit drinking his car. That's a problem.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Yeah, ended up getting fired for it too. But well,
all right, did he I mean, my god, that changed
My god. The cameras out on the building caught him sitting.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Oh boy, oh jeez, this is I believe it.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
That's seventy seventy seven percent of the people in this
study enjoy card time, chance to stay in the vehicle
for five minutes or more at the beginning or end
of a journey, just a chance to catch your breath
or bolster your courage before you're going into something. We
got to talk back here, this guy talking about his wife,
and I can totally relate to this one.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Good morning ZLX, morning crew. I am a man who
tried to live as efficiently as possible, and sitting in
your car is not efficient.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
My wife, on the other hand will be like, I'll
be home with seven look out at seven twenty.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Shouldn't send her car for twenty minutes. He loves, loves,
loves to be addicted to social media is what it is.
Love you bye from our kitchen. I can look out
to the street and see our mailbox, and I'll see
Kelly's car pull up to the mail. Oh, she's grabbing
the mail. It's great. I'll go do something now. Blo,
sun goes down, changes right.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Dryer buzzes, Load's done.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Hey was it her a little while ago. I'll go
and look once she's still sitting there, she's on the phone.
She'll do it there or in the driveway and just
be there sometimes for like, I don't know, an hour,
really yeah, instead of just coming in change, you know,
finishing the call. I don't know if she's hiding something
from me.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
I think maybe she's hiding downtime.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Maybe she's hiding from you.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
Why he's that much downtime Sometimes at the end of
the day, like you need that decompression and that talk
back that was just left. I know exactly why that
guy's wife does that. She lives with an efficiency guy.
They opposing personalities she's like.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Oh, she's trying to catch her breast.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Yes, she's going to go in. He's gonna be like,
here's a list of things we need to do.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I mean, let's be honest.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
I understand that you in first class, Kelly, have been
married for a really long time, very happily too.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yes, up until you started calling her that, up until Yeah.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
I think I've caused a problem in the doll in
the household. Yes, be that as it may. Right, Sometimes
just a little break from each other. Maybe she just said,
you know, I just chalk's pissing me off today.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Maybe plenty of breaks from each other. Maybe you got
on her nerves a little bit.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
On a second, say it you stay at work way
longer than you need to.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
That is not true.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yes, he is.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That is not Yes it is.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
I am here sometimes over an hour.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
After the show's I am working on the next day's show.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Looking around, yucking it up with the salespeople. That's right,
for no reason, someone, you.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Gotta work the room. You're gotta work the room. He
brings up a very good point, Miss Danielle does. Yes,
most morning guys, especially veterans, like yourself. Right ten o'clock
they're out going everybody in sports radio.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I've worked with so many guys. By ten o'clock they're halfway.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Across the saying that the white Porsche is pulling out
of the garage and I'm still here.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Billy Costain.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Billy does the after show, so I'll give him credit.
Billy's a very hard working guy.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
So throughout my entire career, I've worked with a lot
of veterans doing morning radio and they bounce at ten am.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh yeah, you're until eleven eleven thirty. You know what
a big part of that is. It's that freaking drive.
I got it. I know that's I gotta go on West. No, Yeah,
that's right. Keep forgetting you live out in San Francisco.
That's a that's a track.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Meanwhile, like can I skate at nine fifty two so
I can beat the people on the Express with the
Parkway whatever that is?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Just hit the talk bags again?
Speaker 8 (14:09):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
On the way to work, I listened to ZLX. You're
entertaining funny.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
The music is park on Thank you quiet time sometimes,
but not in the morning on the way to work,
and certainly not on the way home.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
Because I'm so glad I'm on my way home.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Keep it up ZLX.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Thanks listening to ZX. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
But she just gets in gets out.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
That's it. Something like that, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Getting get out, be done with it.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I used to love being in the car because I
used to drive to the airport every day in about.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
An hour's traffic.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
But not in the driveway because my wife would think
that I'm doing something not positive.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Where are we going?
Speaker 1 (14:57):
It made a lot of sense when you said your
wife comes a spouse company knocking on the window.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
My last thing is, how is Danielle not married? She
is like the perfect person. We have a great day.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Because I've seen enough people grab that plane.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
So to show you want us to give the list now?
Or do we want to wait till.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
I don't know that I would legally tie myself to
someone at this point in my life. I would get engaged.
I would do a cohabitation situation if it were Would.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
You do a thruple situation?
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Who is the energy for that?
Speaker 7 (15:28):
What?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Financially? Financially it would be so much smarter.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Oh honey, I'm the one paying all the bills in
my house. It would be great However, then I have
to share my domicile with not one, but two other people.
Thruple is a couple couple with three people.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Three people.
Speaker 6 (15:45):
But if you live with Danielle, right, you're not just
living with Danielle.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
You can do There's also a lot of benefits to
living with me. I treat my man well like you
get cooking, you get massages.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I see her walk over to you all the time.
Do you what do you need or not? I see
her walk over to you all the time.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Little neck rub, little squeeze, squeeze, rub on the back,
got strong pauses show.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
So imagine I have a massage tape.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Imagine what that's I gotta get her to bring that
thing inh does it have a hole in the middle.
There's no hamstering. She had a sex chair, I know,
all right, she did. That's true. You get a lot
when you married Danielle.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
You do.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
It's just me getting up a two am to feed
a baby squirrel. So you know it's a trade off.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Give and take. Set us straight. We only think we
know what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
You used to talk that feature on the iHeartRadio app
or give us an ear at eight seven seven six
one hundred point seven and answer the call of the
Chuck Doland Morning Show on Classic Rock.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Oh, it's science corner right now on the Chuck Nolan
Morning Show, Here we go. Last year, a group of
researchers won the Nobel Prize in Physiology for discovering that
many mammals are capable of breathing through their.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Anus material ventilation if you will, there's.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
A name for it.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
The same group has conducted a brand new study on
the feasibility of adapting this method to treat people with
blocked airways or clogged lungs, with promising results that bring
rectal oxygen delivery one step closer to medical reality.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
That's just meaning to talking out of your ass literally.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Wow. I want to thank you Tyler for bringing this
to our attention. Does this affect farting?
Speaker 5 (17:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
You have to fart our your mouth now? I would
imagine then what then? What is the burp? What happens
with the burp? Does the burp go away? Wow? I
don't know, it's internalized. It's kind of stuff, you know.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
I want you to breathe through your eyees.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I don't know where to breathe now.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
I got Andy telling me to breathe through my eyelids.
I got this guy telling me to rear that on
my crack right, What is going on?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Is this one of those things we got They're going
to ask for people to volunteer for medical study and
they give you a hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Get paid a hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I told you guys this what so my doctor is
part of mass General. I get these I get these
messages from them a lot, Like every month, I get
a message about wanting to be a part of a study. Yes,
and I always laugh and I move on. I gotta
tell you, they give me this one, I might do it.
Would you please do this just for the show?
Speaker 3 (18:22):
I would do it. And it occurs to me that
snorkeling will be a lot easier. Just the scene in
the hospital.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Them like putting the shackles on you to hold you
down on the bed and then duct taping your mouth
and saying, okay, go ahead.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
This is not as sexy as it seems like.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
This is.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
This is like a colonic basically, it's it's oxygenated fluid
that they put into your cavity and then you have
to hold it there for like an hour.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Oh that is like a wait, so you hold it
for an out and you're not breathing. You're getting your
oxygen from this from the liquid enrichment.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Yeah. In clinical trials, healthy volunteers in Japan were given
doses of a lower carbon liquid which can carry oxygen
via the rectum, and ask to retain it for about
an hour.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
So instead of saying, now going forward, who's who's farting,
They're gonna say wh's breathing?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (19:11):
The pro well, that.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
Actually is an interesting point, Tyler. This is a good
technique for oxygen absorption. It does not remove carbon dioxide,
so that part of the respiratory cycle still needs to happen.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
They have not perfected that, so to get that out
you would have to like burp that out, fart that out.
In some way has to be an elimination of some sorts.
Speaker 6 (19:31):
If they did this forty years ago, mister Biagi would
have said in through nose, out through.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
As thank you, all right. Wasn't there a Stevie Nick's
story around this?
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Oh oh there's so much going on something else. My
brain is broken.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
The chug Nole in Morning Show gets take it with you.
Listen on the iHeartRadio app even when you're not in
the car and make your number one pre set.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Seven w z LX buston classic rock.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Driving in at this ungodly the morning, I see so
many cars heading into the city, always wondering where did
you speak?
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
It's four o'clock in the morning. Where are we going?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
You're going to get a bank? What do you do
when you go to work? What's happening?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
I understand the whole beat the traffic, because it's a
nightmare if you get stuck in that you didn't you
never know when you're going.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
To get to work, Yes, but at that hour to
come in that early, what do you do? Do you
work out?
Speaker 5 (20:19):
You go to the gym, maybe, maybe you get caught
up on emails, maybe you do all your tasking stuff.
Really I don't know. I mean, we have a coworker
that comes in very early, Brian most very very early.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
In the morning till we get to see him like
before we get here.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
Yeah, but I mean he's coming from my neck of
the woods, so I get it. Dealing with that traffic
on the way to Medford at like even at six
point thirty. Nightmare, nightmare.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
So well, during the pandemic, everybody started working at home
and people got really comfortable with that.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
Yes, and likely more productive in many cases, especially if
you were I don't know really for me, yes, yes,
because I look at like you look at our sales department. Right,
it's this is the new thing over the last five six,
seven years, the open concept, the bullpen. Right, there's no walls,
there's no offices. That is such a massive distraction. You
(21:07):
have people yacking around you all the time you're trying
to do work. People stop by your desk when you
have conversation. Yes, it's just I find that to be
as someone who struggles with focus and attention as it is,
I find that format massively distracting. So for me to
be in my like when I got to do the
show from home on a on the EI during COVID,
Oh my god, all right.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
I understand that. But then there's others, you know, who
work from home, and then you get distracted. Oh price
is right?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Is on?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
You know over there working in my pajamas.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Let me go do this. Yeah, I have no pants
on on this zoom call.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Then you learn how to have the keyboard move like
every fifteen minutes or so while you're out there shopping
or something. It's the bad apples that ruin it for everybody.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I'm kind of with Danielle though, because when I first
started working here at ZLX, this open concept, I couldn't
deal with it at first, people walking by me all
the time like it was really distracting. Then they'll at
home thing. I do a lot of stuff behind the
scenes here, and so I was working at home a
lot during that second wave of COVID, and I found
it awesome that whole morning rigamarole is gone and you
(22:11):
just immediately start working.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
See I was one productive from me. I was the opposite.
During COVID.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Nobody could be in the building. Everybody would hear I
had to work from home. So I set it all
up in the basement.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I hated it.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I hated it had like plants in the background. I
had a cat on the twitch stream.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
It was because I was home all the time then,
and you might see my wife was there.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Whatso shows done. I tried to get out of here
as soon as possible. You like linger, you go talk
to people, you finish it. I'm like, why are you
still in the building home? But I get it for you.
It's different.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
It was different for you broadcasting from home than it
was for him because I'm going to assume you didn't
have a lot of technical stuff to deal with. You
kind of had the microphone and you kind of just
did your thing right the whole radio stage. That's a lot,
and that is a carry it on my back. It
was a pain he asked to do from home technically,
not a sound.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Thing to do. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
One other point that I would like to make though,
with regard to productivity at work, that I think is interesting,
Like it lets you get the same amount of work
done more easily and more efficiently. So yes, you could
make the argument that Okay, people are home, they're going out,
they're doing errands, they're doing the stuff. But like, if
your work's done, your work's done. So there's a law
(23:20):
called Parkinson's law that says, basically, work will expand to
fit the time you will lot to it. So if
you give yourself an hour to do something that's going
to take like twenty minutes, it's going to take an hour.
If you bang it out in twenty minutes and say
like I'm just going to get this done out, you
can get it done in twenty minutes. So you think
about all the people who have work assigned to them
that they stretch out into an eight hour day just
(23:43):
for perfunctory reasons, just so they can it's performative. They're
look at me, I'm at the office. They're not actually
doing anything. It's like when I was at AAF I'd
have to sit in the office for two hours after
pretending to work. Like so my boss would not like
yell at me for going home. I'm like, what am
I doing here? Ron, I'm just looking at things on
the company.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
It's too much isolation though, I mean, and this is
why the birth rate is dropping, because people aren't hooking.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Up at work anything we want.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
We don't need more idiots.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Boston lags behind other major cities in people returning to
the office.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
You know how a lot of companies said you got
to go back. I believe our company is one of them.
You have to go back to the office.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
There are sort of in a hybrid kind of a way,
some people full time, some people part time.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Boston is way behind other major cities. Oh got this
empty office building all around the cast.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
But do you think that's because we have a lot
of progressive companies here that are not you know, I mean,
I know a lot of Silicon Valley companies like Google
and whatnot have kind of pivoted on that and they like, hey,
everybody back to work. But I think we do have
a lot of progressives and we have a lot of
startups in Boston too that don't follow a traditional company model.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
That is true, but I also think there was a
lot of pushback. People didn't want to go back.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
And also, we're paying for all this commercial real estate.
Somebody's going to use it.
Speaker 6 (24:54):
Well, it's a lot of it's going to become housing now. Yeah,
that's what's going to happen. Yeah, which is not easy
to do, not easy. Flipping out all it's all because
of the bathrooms. When they build a building for living,
all the bathrooms lining up office, they're all.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
Over the place and there's not enough you can half
fly toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
All right, So if you're driving in right now, we're
with you. Okay, we came into.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
The last thing.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
This is a communication breakdown. Call Allan speak your mind
at eight seven, seven, six point seven at Jeff.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Morning Show on w z RX.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Summer vacation going on a Disney cruise with your family.
You're gonna be Dad of the Year to say yes
to that.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Okay, it's a lot you are you.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Are trapped on that. Do you ever have to take
the kids to Disney? Did it once? Actually? I broadcast
live from there, and Hailey had to be like, god,
three or four.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Years old, Oh my god, that means Jack must have
been a Jack was in a stroller and the stroller
wheel broke.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Ah, So I was doing my show all day. Well, Kelly,
they're really nice. They had somebody with her taking her
around and it just took one ride and Haley was
down the pool ride because they had like laser rain
coming down and lightning and all this. That was it.
She was done gone, that's it. That was it, all right.
I had to buy her like a doll at the
end of it or something. We calm her down. But
(26:23):
the one kid that didn't like Disney Disney Cruise though
a solid week of Disney entertainment all around you, it
just sounds like hell on the water.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
The people. It's the other people that's the problem. Is
it the Disney adults on the Disney cr Just the.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Other people, other families, other people's children in.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Your face, buffet line nose wiping is going on.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
I mean, what's happening in the studio right now with me?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
But yeah, no, thanks, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
That's a hard pass.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Well back in June, families having their Disney vacation on
the Disney cruise ship five or old girl fell into
the ocean off of the cruise ship fifty feet that's
a drop, yes, hard for life. Forty five seconds later,
the dad dove in after. Why do you wait?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Forty five that's a long time.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I was thinking about that. I was counting it down.
I mean, you see her go in and she's disappearing,
floating away. You can't just stop a ship on a dime.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
I don't think like non radio and TV people don't
how long forty Like sit there and count it out, yes,
like you say, forty five seconds like that was nothing.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
No, it's so long for us.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
We can go to the bathroom come back in forty
five seconds. Yes, But he's also went out. He's looking down,
he's looking down at fifty feet.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Oh god, this is gonna hurt. Let me take my
wallet out of my pocket, honey, hold my phone? Yeah
sure that what is there?
Speaker 5 (27:50):
One of those life inner tube things? Can I toss
the tour with the rope?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Should I go feet first?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Ye?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Penciling, I have to hold my nose, so.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
He dives in. After his praise for his heroism, however,
rumors began to spread that he had put his daughter
up on the railing for a photo before she slipped,
so it was all his fault.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
See the actyas the coffee clatchers.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Well it turns out it was not him. Oh it
was the mother.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah, the dad wrongfully accused again, all this time public apology.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
He couldn't go out, other people throwing garbage and stones
at him. That's the guy that let his daughter like that.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
He put his daughter on He threw his daughter off
a boat.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Hey, ted, come on in here, Yeah, close the door.
We're gonna have to let you go. Why what happened? Well,
your daughter.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Rolls under the widget factory, closed door, meeting with the
higher ups. What are you guys doing it? It's like
like in this business when the market manager's in the
studio at six o'clock in the morning, you're like, well,
we're all getting fired.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
A shocking police report states that the young child lost
her balance while standing in front of an open porthole
on the Disney Dream Cruise ship. The mom asked her
to pose in front of this porthole.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
Get up there, we'll take a picture. I'll put it
on Facebook for your aunts.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Criminal charges were recommended against the mother, but after finding
that the incident didn't equate to criminal culpable negligence. They
were walking along deck four when the mom said she
pointed to the opening and offered for a daughter to
take a picture in the porthole. How could she just
assume that there's glass in that thing? You would see
a reflection coming back or something, or at least put
your arm through.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Itu Is there something there? Again? All this for a picture? Picture? Mommy, mama, mama, mama?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
All right?
Speaker 8 (29:45):
What hi?
Speaker 6 (29:47):
It's like I hate to sound like the old man
screaming at the clouds, but like, at what point do
we get back to like just enjoying what's happening without
having to take three thousand pictures of every step we take?
You can't And we were killing kids almost over here,
for God's sakes, for an Instagram pic so they could
send it on put it on Facebook so the grandmother
can see.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
How about this? Here's something about the future now. The
mom stated that she felt like there should be coverings
on the windows, adding that Disney is responsible for what occurs.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Somebody's going to court.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
It comes, they're looking for a payout.
Speaker 5 (30:18):
Where's Alan Jackson? Is he going to be representing these
people next? What are we doing?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Detective Faveda with the Sheriff's office.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
Hey, Faveda, you got a phone call.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Upon looking at the window, myself, as a prudent person,
I immediately saw that the window was open to.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
The air and did not have a covering. Why do
you do that accent? That's why he's a detective. Yes, okay.
Speaker 5 (30:39):
He's had a hard time, divorce, lost custody of his kids,
has a bristrained relationship with his oldest daughter. His son
comes around once in a while. He lives in one
of those studio apartment like a.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Real Dennis France time.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Yes, sparsely decorated. He's got one suit still fitting. Sorry,
you've got too far in a character development.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
With At the time, the sooner to be vilified father
was about ten feet ahead of the family. Didn't see
what happened. After he turned around and observed this dart
in the water. He initially ran to get help. Huh,
But approximately forty.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Five seconds later, he decided to jump into the ocean. God,
I still can't believe you waited forty five seconds? What
the hell are you waiting for us? We see she
could swim.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
We were talking about six seconds yesterday morning, and how
that was like a painfully long time.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Yeah, well human was he standing right there? Because it
would have been honey, we have a small problem. What's up, honey?
Is he's coming into the room or wherever? And then wait,
what what fifty ft sound like?
Speaker 3 (31:34):
He contemplated whether or not he wanted to jump in
to save his door. No, stop it. He tried to
get help, which took.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
But you have to process that in a situation like that.
You can't. You don't know how you're gonna react.
Speaker 6 (31:46):
If this was you don't fell off the bolt, Tell
me you wouldn't jump in, And tell me you would
not have jumped in immediately, look at me and tell
me you wouldn't have do it.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
You're gonna do anybody could hope. No, you're gonna jump
right in.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
I can easily say, of course I would, yes, thank you,
But adrenaline is pumping like crazy at that moment.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
The fear factor. Everything is just nuts instant you just
jump right in.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Saved my daughter's life, But you're also gonna confirm that
your darners in the water before you jump off a cruise, Like,
is this real?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Did this really just happen? Of course he knows he's
saw a plummet into the ocean.
Speaker 5 (32:21):
How did he not know? Chuck? If it were Tyler
that had fallen out of the window, then you wait
forty five seconds.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
I get it. Yeah, okay, No, it'd be you and
me like Titanic up in the front of the ship watching.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
No.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
No, if Tyler goes over, you wait forty five minutes
so you don't get a cramp.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
What's you we just ate, honey? Can you try Tyler tread?
You know what?
Speaker 6 (32:43):
Use your arm.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
They're trying to they're trying to close the bar. We're like, hey,
I heard a splash like forty five minutes ago. You
drow them a rope. You guys can take as long
as you want to fight fall and just bring on
crustables when you get down there.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
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