It's a Nice Day for a Meal-less Wedding

Imagine going to a wedding, sitting through the ceremony, then heading to the reception, only to find out there's no dinner service. Drinks and appetizers, maybe, but otherwise no steak, no fish, and no sustience. Today's "Am I the A-Hole" explores that scenario, courtesy of a Disney adult couple (blech!) 

Speaking of "blech," a Massachusetts woman is facing a hefty medical bill after a bat flew into her mouth. No word on whether or not she's now fighting crime by night and driving a cool bat-themed car.

Listen to the Chuck Nowlin Morning Show, weekdays from 6am to 10am on 100.7 WZLX!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, he would be wise to be quiet and listen.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show, Boston's classic rock Who Boston.

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W e LX radio host Chuck Nolan.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
I love that. Gosh, we ate sugar cereal. We didn't
get bat so Danielle Murr, they go ahead.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
They can't me.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
It was a light box inspection, was an oral exams
and Tyler who got that nickname because he said everything twice.
I farted for twenty minutes. Twenty minutes.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
Tyler's telling him not to be a whim. The name
guy that would the scratch ticket with the gift.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I love, very broadening, but there really are not.

Speaker 7 (00:39):
The Chuck Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
On one seven WCLX, Boston.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
It's six am ahead already, What it's so, jerk?

Speaker 6 (00:50):
Host?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
What day is it?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yesterday? I was all coffee and hanky. I figured it out.
It's all that Canadian wildfire smoke. Look at that.

Speaker 8 (00:58):
You can't even.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
See so the Hancock Tower from here we have there
are air quality is horrible right now.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
We should not be outside. I hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
The allergies.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
How many times you figure you're going to stifle the
sneeze this morning?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
A lot because it's a very high dust day and
I have a severe dust allergy, so it's gonna be.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
What's the over under she'll I think she does her
first turn around by six fifteen. I think an air
she faces the glass and spews went into the wall.
I like, you make the turn away from the microphone,
but we can still hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, well, I mean, do you want me to be
like I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
That full on?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah, just let it rip. Why not smell the you
know what, we're family, you can you can kind of smell.
I was walking around my neighborhood yesterday. I was like,
it's most like somebody's like got their fireplace gone. It's nasty.
I thought when we were looking at it yesterday, it's
just another humid day, another steaming day. No, it's all
the smoke candidate is killing us. We're supposed to have
a great week care and then and then and then then.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
As if that were bad enough.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
The sunset before eight o'clock last there, I said it.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Sunday was the last day of the post eight pm
sunset only in Boston. Posted that on Twitter and I
was like, you know what, shut your raffing mounth shut
your mouth all down. You don't need to be reminded
of that.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
It's gonna be snowing like a week and a half.
But you were doing summer after the fourth of July.
That's it. It's over, and look who we are now.
Most people look at that as the beginning of summer.
You look at it as the end. Wasn't I right?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, that's it, We're done.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Look at us summer guys relaxed. Oh your relax Billy
Idle tickets at seven ten for the Classic Rock Challenge.
It's gonna be at the ex Spinity Center July July
August twenty third. Nancy, you're an over you're still in
summer's overmode. Yes, drop Cake Murphy's It's Suffolk Down September sixth.
We'll have those at eight ten with the Classic Rock Challenge.

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Let's go Happy Tuesday. Boston's Classic Rock ZLX.

Speaker 9 (02:50):
It spans the globe like a super highway.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Interesting it is cold download with Danielle.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
I never know what you're gonna hear, America.

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We'll here my two cents on Boston's Classic Rock one
hundred point seven w ZLX.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Tamster's Local twenty five voted overwhelmingly Sunday, ninety three percent
in favor to continue their five week strike against Republic Services,
demanding better pay and better benefits to match competitors. That
strike has disrupted trash and recycling across more than a
dozen Massachusetts communities. Republic claims it has enough staff to
service the area. I beg to differ.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Are you seeing piles out there?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Yes, there are piles, and we have not had recycling
picked up for a month. They put off the track
the yard waste date that was supposed to happen. I
think this past Thursday. Again, huge credit to Gino Cresta
and the team at Swampscot TPWA. Every weekend Friday, Saturday
and Sunday they're down taking people's recycling. They took yard

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waste this weekend. It's just it's getting to be it's
getting to be a little much.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Five weeks, five weeks, this is the fifth Like it's
it's and it's talk and they're digging in our heels
absolutely like we're not doing anything here. We have a
little sound from net Orlando, who is a Waltham resident.

Speaker 11 (04:11):
There are a lot of neighbors here that live that
rent above all of these stores here in Waltham. So
the smell was just getting out of control. So we
paid this company one thousand dollars to come and remove
more than half of the trash in republics A grand.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Great because you think about it, like, it's not just residential,
it's commercial too.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
And if you're operating a restaurant and you have this
awful smell outside of your place, Yeah, not great, but
a grand she said over half. Yeah, I mean she's
still got a lot of left, got.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
A lot of trash. So we'll see. Strike continues to
go on. Some sad news locally. Longtime seventy News WHGH
reporter and beloved Boston TV icon Byron Barnett has passed
away at the age of sixty nine following a battle
with cancer. Byron spent nearly four decades at the station,
joining in nineteen eighty three, retired back in twenty twenty one.
He's a very respected journalist known for covering major national

(05:04):
events and hosting the public affairs show Urban Update. Also
won an Emmy Award and was a twenty seventeen Massachusetts
Broadcasters Hall of Fame inductee.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
He was such a part of Boston TV for so long.
I had no idea he retired.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, I just assumed he was still just kick it
around doing his thing. So yeah, so of course, you know,
condolences to all of Byron's colleagues and family and friends.
Boston Mayor Michelle Wu slammed the Craft Group yesterday for
offering what she called an inadequate seven hundred and fifty
thousand dollars mitigation package tied to the proposed twenty five

(05:36):
thousand seat New England Revolution Stadium and Everett I'm so
tired of hearing about stadiums between this stadium and White Stadium.
Wu said the project would significantly impact Boston's Charlestown neighborhood, where,
of course, our beloved Tyler lives, especially traffic through Sullivan Square.
She criticized the lack of information provided about jobs, noise,
and transportation here is, Mayor Wu.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars is just one point
one percent of the sixty eight million dollar mitigation package
that was paid for the Evert Casino project right nearby.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
All right, but can we take down the power plant?
My god, it looks like a Pink Floyd album cover.
It's just sitting there.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
You do something, just take it down, my gosh. And
then a follow up press conference, we have some sound
from Evert Mayor Carlo Di Maria, who is right out
of Central Casting.

Speaker 12 (06:28):
I don't know what they see Boston expects, like tax revenue.

Speaker 8 (06:33):
They don't. It's not in every it's not in Boston,
it's in Evert.

Speaker 12 (06:35):
We're going to receive the taxes mitigation on traffic and
transportation improvements.

Speaker 8 (06:40):
That's gonna be done to Chapter ninety one.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
The background, the part that sells.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I'm gonna listen to that all day long. Oh good gravy.
All right, let's see what it's looking like outside right now.
We are standing at sixty six degrees. It's gonna be
a cloudy day today, high a seventy seven, and the
air quality is horrendous, so especially if you're a dust
allergy person, very high dust in the region, So be
mindful of that. I'm Danielle that you're download.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah, one point seven seconds of sports with Tyler.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
So yesterday we posed the question when are they unveiling
the Tom Brady statue? We did, yes, and we now
have an answer.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
We're really manifesting over here.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
We're manifesting everything that's going on in this city. The
Tom Brady statue is being unveiled this Friday, will take
place at Julette Stadium at six pm before the preseason
opener against the Commanders. The ceremonies expected the last round
fifteen to twenty minutes, and fans will get their first
glimpse at the new twelve foot bronze statue. Do we
know where it is at the stadium? Somewhere a Patriot
place outside the state. They didn't say exactly where yet,

(07:43):
but the good news tom Brady's gonna be there. He's
gonna be here for the unveiled Golden God would.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Make sense, right, I mean, yeah, what's.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
His face gonna look like on the statue?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
I'm I oh, Jesus, I hope it's far from courtroom sketch.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
I hope it's the LFG pos like when he used
to run out of the top and you know, run
all the way to the end zone. Yeah, just his
face when it's good. It's got to be that, right,
What else would it be? Know, that's his most iconic
I just have a feeling it's going to be disappointing.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
They usually are hapupulated. By the way, Tom, if you're.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Listening, how old is he is?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
My age?

Speaker 9 (08:16):
Isn't he?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
It's forty eight is my age? We're three weeks apart.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
All right, Well, Statue day Friday. Let's go to Fenway,
shall we? The Socks they went again. That's six straight
nine of their last eleven. Things got going very quickly
last night, as the Socks put up a five spot
in the first inning thanks to a two run single
from Rob Refsnyder and a three run dinger from Aaron
Aaron Duran.

Speaker 13 (08:37):
I fly deadaway center failed. It's about turning. She's gone,
Jaron Durant crushing one the center.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
That was right on the button. Man, he tested that.
I just turned the game on right before that. I
was like, oh, good time mate. They put up three
more as the game went on. Rafaella Bregman and a
Bray You all had Rbi bas Knox. Brian Bao pitched
well again six innings, giving up only one run, but
it was unearned thanks to a Romy Gonzalez era. So
the Socks were up eight one going into the eighth inning,

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and clearly the Royals was like to have Bao out
of the game because they went off back to back homers,
two doubles, two singles, and four runs scored. Luckily, Aroldis
Chapman to the rescue pitched a scoreless ninth as the
Socks win, but not without committing three more eras Chuck,
keeping them as the second worst defense in all of baseball.
Only the Lowly Rockies are worse. When was the last

(09:29):
time we got to look this up? When was the
last time any baseball team won the World Series with
the defense this bad? That's a great question. I don't
I can't just got it. I don't know who and you,
I don't think you can. Game two against the Royals
tonight is seven to ten. Garrett Crochet gets the start. Finally,
can we stop throwing dildos on the court at WNBA game?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Can you say that? I don't know if you can say.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
That, You say dildo's, Yeah, it's a specific color. They're
neon green. It's what is going on? I don't know what.
That first instance didn't happen last Tuesday. And this guy,
Dilbert Carver twenty three, that's ironic. What Delbert Carver amazing?
Sounds like a guy that does this. He's facing counts
of disorderly conduct, publican decency and decent exposure, and criminal trespass.

(10:15):
I don't get the indecent exposure. He didn't whip anything,
but that's not the end of it. A second sex
toy was thrown on Friday during the third quarter of
a game in Chicago, and the police said, there's there's
been no call of service for that incident. Can we
stop this? Has this become a thing? I guess so,
But like, let's not like throwing an octopus on the ice.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I'm just I'm just glad we can say that word now,
because teldeildonics is one of my favorite words. I do
not so it's they sell toys that like if you're like,
if your partner is someplace, say your partner's in Chicago,
they've got the toy, You've got the app and you're
in Boston and you can manipulate the speed and the
vibration and all, like the remote control of.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
That's not weird at all.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
And sometimes you have to do things to bridge the
bridge the gap in the violet shock. People can't always
be in the same room.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
I guess that's sports. I'm Tyler Chuck Dlan Morning Show
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It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Regular listeners to the show know that Tyler has been
a non stop crusader for Lady Celtics. We want a
w NBA team. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I want you there.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Like every game, Bud, I we cowre. We have everything
else we have like a rugby team. We have everything
we do. We need to w NBA team. I like
that you're so on board here for for the w NBA.
All of a sudden, because let's go, This Lady Celts
thing took off and we had our events Saturday. It's
all somebody game up. It's I want the Lady Celts
and I want them now. Yes, yes, there was demand.

(11:57):
We have struck a chord. However with the audience. However, Yeah,
there is now a tug of war with the Connecticut
son who could become the Lady Celtics. We have a
new player in the game that also wants the team.
It's making me nervous, say with scary music. Yes, details
coming up from Celis. Chuck Nol The Morning Show with

(12:19):
Daniel Murr and Tyler. We got an update here on
the Ladies Celtics. Have you copyrighted that? By the way,
not yet. I gotta show my team is working on it.
It's gonna be a lot of merchandise work. I want
to break it to you.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
The the Boston Celtics around the form they have a
season disaster.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
You that's the Boston Celtics. This Lady Lady Celtics different.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
It's confusion, totally enough confusion that you wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
It's a completely different logo.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Copyright attorneys, please reach a.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Different color scheme as well. I believe Tyler was thinking
of pink.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Of course he was, because he's a giant misogynist. But anyway,
go ahead, what is it?

Speaker 5 (12:49):
What?

Speaker 7 (12:50):
What?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
What is that? I'm not a misogynst I know, I'm
just kidding. The Boston Globe reported that Celtics minority owner
of Steve Haluka had reached the deal with the Mohegan
Tribe to buy the Connecticut son for three hundred and
twenty five million dollars and relocate them to Boston starting
in twenty twenty seven. Okay, however, first, the governor of

(13:11):
Cali California. Connecticut Governor Lamont says, you can't believe everything
you read when it comes to the Connecticut Sun. We're
late in the fourth quarter. We still have some catching
up to do. But it's not over until it's over.
We're fighting, like heck, Connecticut is the home of women's basketball.
The son ought to be right here, he said, heck,
he's a governor's politician. And then there's another party that

(13:33):
comes in and says, wait a second, we're gonna buy them.
So there's a tug of war going on with your
lady Celtics. Yeah. This guy is a Hartford guy, grew
up in West Hartford, Mark Lazarie. His group wants to
buy it for more than three hundred million, they don't
say how much, and he wants to move the team
to Hartford. Hartford. Wow. And then it gets it's stickier

(13:55):
because the president of the team, Jennifer Rizzotti, is right now.
She goes, I'm a Connecticut girl, but you could tell
she'd rather go to Boston. Of course she would. So
she says, she's like, I'm torn, and she says, if
there's opportunities for these young players, you know, for marketing
and branding and as a professional. She's like, if we
can provide that to our players, that would be something

(14:16):
that I would prefer. That's her way of saying, we'd
much rather go to ballure. Have you guys ever been
in Hartford, Connecticut at night? I have family in the
Hertford area.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
I've been warned not to, but yes.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Hartford is a toilet. Well you could. You could bowl
down Main Street. There's nobody there. Nobody does nothing going on.
One of those cities they've never done anything with. I
don't understand why. I know, like, like r is Own's
a great example. Like when I was growing up, you
didn't go to you really didn't go to downtown Providence.
And then all of a sudden, in like the late
nineties two thousands, they revived the whole thing, and it's like, oh,

(14:46):
it's like a destination. Now Hartford never did that. You
just passed by it on your way to New York. Yeah,
but I mean, look, the whalers left how many years ago.
They just can't hold a professional sports.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Tea whaler's hat on at the tall Ship on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Our boss, yes, yeah, yeah, he had a white whaler's
hat on. That's White's a tough hat to wear gold
when it's when you can get sweaty and sting gets
what stains on and everything. Yeah, that's why the Lady
Celts will not have they will not wear white. No,
I don't know what the colors are going to be,

(15:23):
and we had you got a team working on it.
Remember when can I get tried to steal the Patriots too? Yeah?
I can imagine if we were the Hartford Patriots, Like,
oh my god, I could just see when Tyler finally
gets this deal completed. It's on the board of governors
for the Lady Celtics. You guys have tickets to the games.
I can already see a half. I can already see halftime.

(15:44):
You'd be given away like Hoover vacuums and dishwasher. See
he just called you one too, What are you great giveaway?
It's April Night at the Lady Celtics.

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We're gonna go. Batnie coming up here. We have bad story.
This is a horrifying bad story. Yes we have on

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the way here.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Maybe time for some rabies education from Danielle, your your
local wildlife expert friend.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Have you ever gotten close to a bat?

Speaker 4 (16:37):
I have, I've held them. I love thats so adorable.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
You're adorable.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
I wouldn'tcommend it to you general public, but as a
person who is aware of protocol, I'm all right.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
You think this lady's gonna be okay. Yeah, she's getting
all the treatments. Yeah she should be all right, Go
on vacation, get raby shots. Just a poisonous road, No,
weig do tell you by coming up next with Zeale
like that. It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show with Danielle
Murr and Tyler sixty two Tuesday. Hazy hazy looking out there,

(17:08):
it's that smoky sky.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
I can't see a damn thing.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Can't see a damn thing. Stinks too. This is such
a Danielle story right here. Erica Kahan, who's from Massachusetts,
was visiting Glen Canyon National Recreation Area in Arizona, and
she was out taking photographs at night of the night sky.
She noticed there's bats up there, flying around. I love bas.

(17:33):
They're all over the place out there. All of a sudden,
one of them ends up getting trapped between her camera
and her face. Bat goes in her mouth.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
What was that?

Speaker 5 (17:47):
How big was this thing? Bats are small, Yeah, they're tiny,
But to have one in your mouth, that's not a bat.
We had one on our screen like a month or
so ago. It's just kind of sitting there upside down,
just chilling. I'd take the fireplace gloves out and gently
take it off the screen. So her father's a physician,

(18:11):
was traveling when he said she had to go and
start a course of rabies treatments right away. Yeah, you said, no,
bats don't carry rabies. No, they do, all right.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
So in Massachusetts we have a mandatory exposure protocol for
things like bats, rabies, vector species like raccoons. That's why
I tell people if you find like a baby raccoon,
it's all cute, la la, don't pick it up bare handed,
no skin to skin contact. Don't let you kids take
pictures with it, because if the state finds out, they
have to euthanize the baby raccoon and cut the head

(18:43):
off in order to shoot test for rabies. You can
only test for Raby's post So you.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
Can't take the baby raccoon dressed it up in a
little striped shirt and a beret.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
No, you cannot do that. And the same thing with bats.
So if you have a bat that's been flying around
your house, even if you haven't been bitten, the protoc
or the standard protocol, is for you to go get
a post exposure RABY series, which I believe is five
of the vaccinations.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Very painful shots, They're not very painful. That's what I've
always heard.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
This is the old school. Like people think they go
in through the belly button.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
It's just a little intramuscular injection. They put it in
your butter, your thigh. It's not a bad thing at all.
Nobody wants a shot in the butt, that's true, Joe. Well,
some people do, jack, some people pay extra for that.
But the problem, the problem for Erica, she didn't have
health insurance BINGO, so this is where the cost skyrocketed
because even I mean, you know with insurance, you know

(19:34):
you usually pay your er fee, because I think I'm
sure hospital billing factored into a lot of this. Besides
just the cost of the vaccination.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
There's a deductible you have to pay the er, like
one hundred bucks or something just to show up there
and hang around for five six hours. Yep, but you
didn't have insurance. So twenty seven and forty nine dollars.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, because you figure post exposure, that's five vaccinations.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
Yeah, so you have to go.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
So that's five individual hospital visits technic, so you get
days zero, three, seven, fourteen, and twenty eight.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
It's a two week course of raby shots. Not through
the belly button. Apparently, No twenty thousand bucks. They should
at least let her cut the head off the bat. Well,
she didn't catch it. It flew away, that was the problem.
But it went your mouth for twenty grades. Did you
bite down on it? No, Jack, you have a bad experience. Yeah,
my girlfriend's sister yesterday, frantic phone call bat in the shower.

(20:28):
Oh and uh yeah, panic ensued. I recommended just take
the screen out of the window, open the window, see
if the thing would just fly away. But it didn't.
Was she in the shower at the time, showering?

Speaker 7 (20:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Can you imagine though, Like you're just a shower and
the thing just fly with that, I would freak.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
You just opened the curtain, like, look, what is.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
That just flailing all over the place, just hanging upside
down from the from the bar a little bed. Is
that a loofa? No, well, she's gonna have to do.
My girlfriend Sis is going to have to do that
whole thing now, and her cat has to get the
raby's treatment as well, because the assumption is the cat
was messing around with the bat before rights.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
The cat's up to date on rabies, it'll only need
a booster.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Wait, did she get bitten by the bat? No? No,
but it's all preventative.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
You don't really, you don't necessarily know. And the problem
is rabies is carried in saliva, So if you have
an open wound or a break in the skin and
then that gets you don't necessarily need a bite in
order for rabies to be transmitted. If saliva gets onto
like anait situation I was carrying a bat with my
fireplace gloves out to a tree, you'd be dead by

(21:42):
now ten days you're use your skin peeling.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Look at me, you'd be dead. He's got the rage virus. Yeah,
explains a lot, it does. Actually sweating now new details
coming up. What's coming out of your mouth? Chuck God,
you guys are freaking me out now, magic, that's what
he's going to go right to the ear after the show.
Don't touch the bag that was like two weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
You'd be dead by Here is you passing in around
the room, knyphoid.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
No is't the smoky sky. Something's going to the doctor
after this. Stay away from the back.

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Oh Boston Classic Rock one.

Speaker 10 (22:28):
Hundred point seven w z LX.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, keep that number
handy because the Classic Rock Challenge is coming up. Your
chance to see Billy Idol and Jon Jet at the
Infinity Center on August twenty third eighties action all right,
we're gonna see if you know your lyrics. Once again.
I tested it out on these guys. They kind of

(22:53):
somewhat gun It got a word or two wrong, but
that's Okay, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.
It's a song that you know, song you know and
love coming up seven to ten Boston's Classic Rock one
hundred points up at WZLX.

Speaker 9 (23:06):
It spans the globe like a super highway intersting.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
It is called We Download with Danielle.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I never know what you're gonna hear America, will hear
my two cents on Boston's Classic Rock one hundred point
seven w ZLX. If you're one of the communities affected
by the Teamsters Local twenty five slash Republic Services strike,
and you thought this is the week, this is here

(23:34):
we go, this is the week where they're going to
get it resolved. They're going to start picking up recycling,
And no they're not. Deemster's The union name Deemster's Local
twenty five overwhelmingly on Sunday ninety three percent in favor
to continue their five weeks strike against Republic Services. They're

(23:54):
demanding better pay and benefits to match competitors. That strike
has disrupted trash and recycling across more than a dozen
Massachusetts communities. Were Public claims it has enough staff to
service the area, I say no, this is false information.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
The seagulls have to be loving this mine.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
Mine, mine. Well we've got you look at it. So
for those of you who don't know, what's it. For
those of you who do know, my apologies because I'm
in the same boat. But they're basically shut off recycling
and yard ways to pick up, at least in Swampscott
So all. We also have the baby trash trucks around,
which I guessed the other day is maybe because the
scabs don't have the CDL licenses for the big trucks.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
I don't know, just say scabs.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Yes, the little baby trucks are running around picking up
trash so they can't take as much. I mean, that's
what they are.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
As the trash reached the point where it's like a parfait.
There's layers, layers going back five weeks. Yeah, just fermentation
going on there.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, Like the guy a couple of doors down for
me across the street is like seven or eight I'm
talking now for those of you listening on the radio,
which is everybody. My arms are at full with so
it's like four feet what's my wingspan? We get pretty good, right, Yeah,
Well that's what she said, and he's got those like

(25:06):
those reusable like the Ikea style bags, but they're tall,
they come up to like hip height, and they're full
of yard waste. And then he's got like seven or
eight recycling things out and they've been out there for
a week. I'm like, you gotta take this cooking in.
Then it's been over a month and there are still
people that don't realize this strike is happening, and they're
posting on like the swamps got Facebook page, like does

(25:26):
anybody know when they're gonna why they're not picking up
my recycling. I'm like, Donna, could just hop on the
news for a second. They'll tell you everything you need
to know with TV. So but you know, this not
only affects UH residential customers but also commercial customers. So
it's causing a lot of problems for people who live
near restaurants and shops where you have even more trash

(25:46):
piling up. And that Orlando is a Waltham resident who
had to gather with some other folks and kind of
deal with this on their own.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
There are a lot of neighbors here that live that
rent above all of these stores here in Waltham, So
this was just getting out of control. So we paid
this company one thousand dollars to come and remove more
than half of the trash in republics.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Oh those days where it's in the nineties and the
humidity is so high in.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
The Steamas Cookie, Oh, absolute nightmare. Not great, not great.
Boster Mayor Michelle Wu slammed the Craft Group yesterday for
offering what she called an inadequate seven hundred and fifty
thousand dollars mitigation package tied to the proposed twenty five
thousand steat New England Revolution Stadium in Everett. Wu said
the project would significantly impact Charlestown, even especially traffic through

(26:34):
Sullivan Square, and criticized the lack of information provided about jobs, noise,
and transportation. Here's Mayor Wu.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars is just one point
one percent of the sixty eight million dollar mitigation package
that was paid for the Evert Casino project right nearby
and Everett.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Mayor Carlo Di Maria held a separate press conference where
he addressed some concerns.

Speaker 12 (27:00):
I don't know what they say Boston expects, like tax revenue.

Speaker 8 (27:05):
They don't. It's not in every it's not in Boston.
It's in Everett.

Speaker 12 (27:07):
We're going to receive the taxes mitigation on traffic and
transportation improvements.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
That's gonna be done through chapter ninety one.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
That's gonna be done through chapter ninety one. I love
I love playing saying I'm right out of central cast thing.
I love him so much because he's just he's got
the suit, he's all buttoned up, the hair is slicked back,
he's like ready to go. You get the seagulls in
the background.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Not for nothing. This is et not boss.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
What are they doing. They're not going to get the
tax revenue. It's coming here, Get out of here. Speaking
of Everett, we had that big chase, so many stories
walking into each other today in a way that you
didn't think that they would. We had Everett, we had Republic,
and now here's where those come together. Of course, the
guy that hijacked the Republic trash truck the other day
in Everett at Milson Voscano, thirty three years old, appeared

(27:55):
virtually in court yesterday from his hospital bed hooked up
to a heart monitor. He, of course few recall, was
shot by ever police following that armed carjacking. Alleged armed
carjacking because he hasn't been convicted. He faces multiple charges,
including the carjacking, armed assault to rob, an assault with
a dangerous weapon. He allegedly fled police across multiple towns,
attempted several vehicle thefts, and was shot after stealing that

(28:16):
trash truck. So he's got a dangerousness hearing coming off
on them.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
I thought he's in critical condition.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
He appears to be stable. I like one of the
news reports I read last night. They're like, you could
visibly see his heart his heart rate increase on the
monitor as the charges were read off, like you think.
Obviously mine would too if I were in that situation, Like,
thank you, Captain obvious. Some very sad news. Speaking of
the broadcasting world here, especially locally in Boston, longtime Channel

(28:43):
seven reporter and beloved Boston TV icon Byron Barnett has
shuffled loose this mortal coil at the age of sixty nine,
following a battle with cancer. Barnett spent nearly four decades
at the station he joined in nineteen eighty three, retired
back in twenty twenty one. Very respected journalists known for
cover major news events, also hosted a public affair show
called Urban Update. He was an Emmy Award winner and

(29:05):
also inducted into the Mass Broadcasters Hall of Fame in
twenty seventeen. You know, when people die, there are two lines.
It's like the people that suck and people are like, oh,
you're such a great guy, and then there are people
that actually like were good guys. And from everybody I've
spoken to within the broadcast world locally, seems like Byron
was just a really good dude. Everybody land up guy.

(29:25):
Everybody loved him, just genuinely nice in person.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
I had no idea it was on TV that long,
but it did seem. Yeah, almost every night you saw
him covering a story.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
All the time, all the time. He was just a
constant fixture on Boston TV. So condolences to his friend's
family and coworkers. At Channel seven sixty eight degrees in
Boston right now, we'll see a high of seventy six
on the way. The air quality is, oh gosh, it
is trash today. We've got the micro particles, we've got
the dust, we've.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
Got the smoke. It's worse than yesterday.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
It's very bad. If you look outside, it's just this
haze and it's just not good. So if you have
respiratory issues. Keep that in mind for your day. I'm Danielle.
That your download one.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
Point seven seconds of sports with Tyler.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Side note, real quick, talking about Danielle in the air
and how she sneezes when we're on the air all
the time. For those of you who bet the over
under was seven oh four am, and when she would
sneeze if you took the under, you lost because she
hasn't sneezed too. All right, nicely covered. Let's talk about greatness.
We want to talk about great I'm right here.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Yes, I have a name.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
The sign of all true greatness in your profession is
when you get a statue. So when you retire Chuck
from z Lex in like twenty years or whatever, we're
going to erect a statue. I'm calling it now. We're
going to erect a statue right out in front of
the eyehart. That's going to be awesome. It's going to
be a big like holding headphones or something like that.
We'll come up with something good. Tambourine. We'll talk about it.
Maybe a tambourine. When you played with Arrowsmith, I can

(30:48):
just hear that story I've ever told you that did you.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
I'm trying to remember because I think you've said something
about marathons. I'm not sure that the tambourine entered into.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
We can talk about it. So anyway, Tom Brady's getting
a statue to a wood stadium and it's actually happening
this Friday. We were wondering on the air yesterday, Hey,
when's this thing gonna get put out in front of everybody?
And apparently six o'clock Friday, preseason opener against the Commanders.
Before that, you'll get a ceremony. It's only gonn last
about fifteen to twenty minutes, but Tom Brady will be there.
And that twelve foot statue twelve foot, twelve foot, dude,

(31:18):
he is larger than life, Yes he is? He twelve
foot or was there a pedestal and then.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
I'm assuming there's a pedestal and him, so collectively it's
twelve feet.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
I'm gonna say the whole statue is twelve feet. I'm
going to disagree. Are we going bronze?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
So you mean the statue itself is twelve feet and
then there's a pedestal under it? Yes, that's fifteen foot statue. Oh,
it says new twelve foot bronze statue. Why make him
twelve feet? Why not make them twelve feet?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
He's huge.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
I feel like you need a good I feel like
twelve feet is how tall is the be your statue?
God's check.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
No, No, you'll have to find out. Well, you'll find
out Friday. It's six o'clock. That's kind of close to
true to life, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
It's ten statue, it's it's a ten foot They say it's.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
Two yea, but that's him flying through the air.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
He's I don't know what the actual angular height is.
Maybe I'll see if I can figure that out with me.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
What if they do like Tom Brady flying through the air,
just like Bobby orr a Bobby or Tom Brady combo?
Is that everything? Just to keep the whole thing just
see about Okay, we can do that. Sure, I think
it's a little late. They made it already. All right,
let's talk about the Red Sox. They won again last night,
six stra eight nine of their last eleven. Things got
going real quickly last night, as the Socks put up
a five spot in the first inning thanks to a

(32:28):
two run single from Rob Refsnyder and a three run
danger from the hot one right now, Jared Duran, Jared Duran,
Sharon Duran.

Speaker 13 (32:38):
I fly deadaway center fail. It's about turning. She's gone,
Jaron Durant, crushing one the center.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Youet right over there. That wasn't me, That wasn't me.
All right, here we go. They put up three more
runs as the game went on. Brian Beao pitched really
well six innings, gave up only one run, but it
was unearned thanks to a Rome Gonzales era. So the
Socks were up eight to one going into the eighth
in and clearly the Royals were sited to have him
out of the game because they went off back to
back homers, two doubles, two singles, and four runs scored. Luckily,

(33:11):
Aroldis Chapman to the rescue, pitched a scoreless ninth and
the Socks win, but not without committing not one, not two,
three more errors inexcusable, adding to them being the second
worst defense in all of baseball, only the Rockies, who
are the worst team in baseball. This is a team. Okay,
So the Rockies are the worst team in baseball and

(33:31):
they have the worst defense. Sort of makes sense, right.
The Socks are the head the lead in the Wildcard
race right now, only a few games out of first
place in the Al East, and yet their defense is awful.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Hot.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
I want them out on the field taking ground balls
at eight am today. Yeah, something, get out there. Game
two against the Royals tonight is seven to ten. Garrett
Crochet gets to start. Finally, this is really cool. Portland
Sea Dogs play by play voice Emma Tiedeman will call
tonight's game on Nesson as part of Women's Cell Libration
Night at Fenwayne. She's gonna be joined by Emmy winning

(34:03):
reporter from Nessen, Atlanta, Rizzo. How cool is that? That
is cool? I don't think we've had that two female
What was it? Did that ever happen? I know they've
done it on ESPN before, like on Sunday Night Baseball. Yeah,
I don't think we've had two female broadcasters on the
that's and this is pretty cool. Check that out tonight.
It's seven to ten. That's sports. I'm Tyler. It's the
Chuck All Morning Show on ZLX. Let's get that challenge

(34:23):
going six, one, seven, nine, one hundred point seven. I
got a pair of tickets for Billy Idol and Jone
Jet at the Infinity Center on August twenty third. You
can be there. You just gotta know your classic rock lyrics.
It's coming up next from ZLX.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Now it's Chucks one hundred point seven w.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
ZLX six seven nine three one one hundred point seven.
We got Niggats. Billy Idoland, Jon Jet at the Infinity Center,
August twenty third, Rob from Boyleston. He's gonna take the
first crank at it. Rob's making breakfast. What are you making?

Speaker 10 (34:58):
Wrong?

Speaker 5 (35:00):
And some coffee, muffets and coffee. What do you put
on that muffin?

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Just butter? The muffins are good by themselves, blueberry and bananas.

Speaker 5 (35:10):
No jam of any kind of favorite muffin?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Is the blue jam enough?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Just real butter? Use margarine?

Speaker 7 (35:16):
No, the real deal.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Yeah, butter.

Speaker 14 (35:21):
I have to know some special butt of that I
made up myself.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
You know, guy's making his own homemade butter, earns his
own butter.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Is there a little R S O in this butter?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I feel but it was made I added a special.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Ingreen, Yes you did?

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I feel like that. Butter probably has us like green Tinge,
doesn't it.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
He's not answering, all right, what we're gonna do? Is
it going to play a song and this part of
the song, you just have to pick up where the
song leaves off and give us the next bit of
the lyrics. Okay, you know the song, the butter is
kicking in. You should be able to do this, so
give us the next line when Elton John stopped singing, I'm.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Damn it's seven o'clock and I want to rock.

Speaker 15 (36:16):
Yeah, that's correct, well done, or man that butter does managic?

Speaker 5 (36:29):
You got yourself tickets for Billy Idol and Jones Jet
at the Infinity Center August twenty third. Congratulations, Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, your thirty Seconds of Fame is a talkback away.
Leave us a message with the talkback feature on the
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Then make w C elect number one. Pre set.

Speaker 7 (36:50):
It's a Chuck Noland morning show on Boston's Classic Rock.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
We're gonna be getting too. Am I the A hole?
Very shortly? Daniel's going through all all the stories right now,
kind of culling the herd. Come out with a good one.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
I think I found a good one. That it's a
topic we've to not the am I the a whole part?
But who these people are is something we've kind of
touched on many times on the show before. Okay, so
I think it'd be interesting to see what they did and.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Why people are pissed off about it. All right, Yeah,
pick a side, get ready for it. Six one, seven,
nine one, one hundred point seven. Remember you can text WZX
and your message to seven oh four to seven oh.
Download the free iHeartRadio app, use the talk bag button.
Am ib A Hole coming up? Boston's classic rock one
hundred point seven DOUBLEZLX.

Speaker 10 (37:40):
One point seven w ZLX.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Right here on the Chuck Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Everybody, I think.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
We answer the age old question, am I D A whole?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
And if you have an a whole moment it needs
a solution, email the crew at Chucks Show at w ZLX.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
You know, I really feel like we're doing a public
service with this because there's there's somebody out there's troubled. Yeah,
they're troubled. They were in a situation where they did
something and they thought at the time they were ripe,
but then they thought about it and like, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (38:16):
Was I was?

Speaker 5 (38:16):
I was? I D a holm. That's where you guys
come in. Six one, seven, nine, three one one hundred
point seven. You can text WZX and your message to
seven oh four to seven oh download the free IRT
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What do we have for today?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Danielle, We've got an email from someone who does not
want her name used on the radio. Although I think
the elements of this story are so obvious that if
you were part of this situation, you won't not know
who it is. Hey, Chuck, Danielle and Tyler, I'm enjoying
your new show. I'm a little nervous to bring this up,
but I'm genuinely curious to get the opinions of people
who don't know me. I've heard you mentioned Disney adults

(38:54):
on the show before. My husband and I are just that.
We got married about six weeks ago in New Hampshire,
really beautiful venue. Our wedding did have a light Disney theme.
Is that like light bonded light, light Disney things?

Speaker 16 (39:07):
Light.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Ariel did the ceremony.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Yeah, okay, maybe you know, no, no napkins, no Disney
themed napkins, but you'll see where she's getting to in
a second place. Was beautiful, but a cost as a fortune.
We wanted to do something really fun and outside the
box for our guests. So we hired some character actors
to mingle with the guests during cocktail hour and to
help to get the party started during the reception. So

(39:30):
Donald Duck's coming up, you're dancing, Goofyes, this is light.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
This is light Disney, what happened to Wait a second,
We're at a wedding, right and Donald Duck's there. He
doesn't wear any pants. He does not wear pants. The
heck is going on wedding.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
A lot of people probably have an uncle that doesn't
have pants on toward the end of the wedding, the
only one. Here's where it gets a little wonky. We
needed to figure out a way to cut costs, so
we opted to not have dinner service. We had a ceremony,
a cocktail hour with ordures, and then and started the
dancing and the usual wedding introduction stuff with the DJ.
It was kind of a long day, but I've always

(40:05):
noticed that most people leave food on their plates at weddings,
and that seems like a huge waste of money to me.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
No food and boozing at the same time. That's here
we go.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
I thought the day was super fun, but now that
We're a month and a half pasted it. I'm starting
to hear from people they were surprised to be at
such a long event with almost no food. We didn't
mention on the invite that there was no dinner service,
and now I'm wondering if that was a mistake. But
it's our wedding. Shouldn't we be able to do what
we want and not be obligated to serve people dinner?
Am I the a hole?

Speaker 5 (40:36):
I have never been to a wedding reception where there
has not been food.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Thank you. This is the here, that's the expected custom.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
It's expected you're gonna eat, so you go hungry, right,
you don't eat. You don't eat before you go to
a wedding because you're expecting a meal.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yeah, this isn't like they were doing the get together
BYO whatever at the VFW. This was a ceremony. Yeah,
they had some more drves cocktail hour, But like, if
you don't know there isn't going to be dinner, you're
not filling up on the pigs and blankets because you're like, well,
we're gonna have the chicken suit. Did they ask you
what you wanted?

Speaker 10 (41:09):
No?

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I know, well you know, maybe they're having a buffet.
That's probably what people assumed, like that there would be
an open food selection.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
You know, if I'm spending sixty five bucks at Target
to get a food process or I want a dinner
out of that, you mean to tell me Disney adults
don't know how adult adult world works and you have
to serve dinner to people. I mean that's a surprise
to me.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
And it also seems like they you know, I'm trying
to figure out what the going rate is for character
actors for parties these days. Maybe somebody like my friend
Chelsea used to do like Disney princesses for kids' birthday parties.
So like, you know, there's a pretty good gig, you know,
get all gussied up, get paid for a few hours,
pretty good junk of change. I'm wondering if they just
swapped out the characters for the food.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Yeah, but if you're goofy, you gotta wear that costume.
You gotta wear the head piece the whole time. You
can't talk, can't break character. You just have to put
the three fingers up to your mouth in surprise all
the time.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Good, Oh, can I appropriately hug your child?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Go full wedding crasher with goofy, where's the bride's maid?
Anybody seen golfing?

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Donald came back out with no pants? Oh he doesn't pants.
I don't know. I feel like, I mean, I don't
know that i'd necessarily call her an a hole in
this case, but I would I would have at least
specified like, hey, no dinner, like maybe with a tiny
little ask asterisk with a small font, so that you
could at least claim like, oh, we let you know,
or put a schedule or something. So because that especially

(42:34):
if you had like kids there and people have health
conditions where they have to eat.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Like you got to be drinking. You gotta be drinking.
So if if you tell him there's not going to
be food, you can hit the Burger King drive through
on the way over.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
I mean, to be fair, I've hit a Wendy's after
one of Ernie Box parties, so I had great food
there and I also had it.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Too, god best food. We should change it today from
am I the ahle to am I an idiot?

Speaker 7 (43:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I just really tone deaf. Like the expectation unless specified
otherwise is if you're going to a full ass wedding, Yeah,
you're getting dinner.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
I some sort weddings all through college yep. For four years.
I've been to hundreds of weddings. I've never heard of
no food. No, that's the name. Even the people that
had the least amount of like I DJ a wedding
ones at a Knights of Columbus Hall with the balloon
arc paper plates, plastic forks and knives. They parted their
asses off and they had dinner. You always have the

(43:31):
choice of the rubber chicken yep, the half dollar size
file a yeah, or the fish that has a weird smell.
Dry you gotta dry colored. I like the prom chicken
with the vegetables that are cooked beyond belief.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
They just it's just is that broccoli or a green bead?

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Don't touch it will fall apart.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Did someone premasticate this for me?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
You gotta have the Jordan almonds?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Oh, I love a Jordan Almonds.

Speaker 5 (43:52):
What do you guys think? Six one, seven hundred point seven.
You can text double zx in your message to seven
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Used the talk bag button. Sean from ipswich. What do
you think, Sean, Jean, Sean, good morning?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Oh sorry, I didn't hear you. Hey, So two thoughts
on this one. Food is a bare minimum, even if
you are throwing a cheap wedding order pizza, do a
buffet something.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:21):
But as far as like the wedding itself, the people
that are coming, your guests are actually giving you gifts,
and they calculate, am I flying somewhere? Am I paying
for a hotel? What is the food? This and that?
So they're actually paying you your wedding gifts and including
like the cost of your food. So these people got
gifts and then didn't return what the gift was for.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
That's a great point, Sean. Like you pay per plate,
you cover the cost of the plate.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're making an investment in this day.
All right, you've had this thing hanging over your head
for weeks.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Oh you forget, You're like, when when is that again?
Oh my god, it's this Saturday.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Wait, it's a Disney wedding.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
I need a dress. I'm not I have to go
cry in a dressing room now, Jesus, Mary, come on,
I'm not going.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
I had money for an asslest Donald Duck, but not
for some rubber check. Excellent, excellent point, Si. I mean
excellent point. Al, what's your thoughts out?

Speaker 17 (45:23):
I just cat I heard that and I had a laugh.
I just came back to my wedding was Fast Saturday
and it was opened bar from four thirty to eleven thirty,
and then they had or Durance the whole time it
was there, and then Major Food. There had been two
hundred and fifty people there.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
Easy, what was the food?

Speaker 17 (45:45):
I'm telling you that. What was the food? They had
two types of food. They had chicken and they had stack.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Yeah, let's okay.

Speaker 17 (45:52):
And this is how I look and this is how
I look at it. If I'm coming to your wedding,
you're getting a check, because that's how you figure it out,
you know.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, may it be a masculine child.

Speaker 17 (46:05):
I'm not getting no food, You're not getting my check.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I like that evil life. Yeah, all just walked out
there with the check. As the bride sits there with
the little bag with the checks and the cash.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
He's fishing the card out of the box with the.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Second crossing out the number. And yeah, this is where
the Sebastian Maniscalco joke comes in because he always does
cash and he's like, depending on what's going on, you
take a few bucks back. Yeah, if the food steaks,
take a ten out of that. And in this case,
you get there and there's no envelope and there's no food.
The envelope just goes right back in your bocket. That's it,
forget it. No cash, no check, no nothing.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I'll tell you I had the most interesting food experience
at are wedding recently. My friends Emily and Vennie got
married a couple of weeks ago in Amherst and they
met at UMass Amherst, you know, and Emily was getting
really frustrated with the wedding planning and she's like, I
wish we could just get married at the college. So
they did and it was really beautiful. But what they
did was for dinner, we went to the dining hall

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and you could they had all the different food stations,
so you could pick whatever you wanted sweat and first
it was kind of like, really, we're gonna eat in
a college dining hall. Yes, interesting college dining hall food, yes,
but it was awesome. So they had the biggest line
was at the sturfry station, so basically you'd go get
all your vegetables and then you could pick chicken steak,

(47:23):
or tofu, and then they had a little menu with
five different sauces on it. And it's kind of like
going to one of those like Mongolian barbecue places that
used to be popular like twenty years ago at the
mall and they you give them the vegetable plate and
they mix it all up for you and you get
the stur fry. But they had like pizza, chicken, prime rib,
like all these sushi. It was. It was such a
great because because people are so picky with food, and

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you could go get whatever the hell you wanted.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
You could go to the cereal bar. There's that giant
tube of fruit loops.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
Whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
You got soft serve afterward.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
It was.

Speaker 9 (47:52):
It was.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
It turned out to be super super cool.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
They had two kinds of milk full and two percent
fat to a tree, straight tree. Yeah, I love that story.
That's great.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
It was awesome.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Six seven, nine three one hundred point seven. What do
you think about this wedding eight whole situation? Obscray from
the Cla Chuck Nola Morning Show with Danielle Murr and Tyler.
We're in wedding hell right now. A light what is
a light? Disney themed wedding. I picture the bride and
groom dressed up as like Beauty and the Beasts. That's horrifying.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Well, I think the facts that they did not dress
as characters themselves where they So for perspective, if you
miss the breakdown, these people had a light Disney themed wedding.
They had characters show up. They had four characters show
up to mingle with the guests. So I'm guessing like
that was their Disney injection. Like they didn't have Disney
napkins or Disney themed decor.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
They didn't wear the mouse hat as they were getting married.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Which I actually should ask for a picture, because if
you're gonna have a light Disney themed wedding, I feel
like you have to be wearing ears at least at
the very at the very least, somebody's gonna have the
mouelsairs on, right, you would think what'll be doing. However,
they have had a long wedding. But they didn't serve food,
and they didn't give people head or derbs. But they
didn't serve dinner and they didn't give people a heads
up about that ahead of time.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
You can't eat like a cheese and a cracker and
a stuff mushroom and think you're gonna not get hammered after.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Throwing down five six TETs a piece of celery that's
browning on both ends, with a couple of cars, table
water crackers, whatever the hell they are.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
That's not gonna work. That's not gonna work. No dinner
thing is ridiculous. It is so stupid. And when they
walk around with the oars dove rays, yes, you know,
they come over to you with the mushroom.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
What is that bacon wrap scalop?

Speaker 5 (49:32):
That doesn't look like that poutine? What is that? You
try it? Chicken sate? You try that bilet.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
With Jimmy Tury. Oh, I'm gonna have green I'm gonna
have parsley in my teeth.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Now that's that's I'm so hungry. I can't wait for dinner.
Didn't they tell you there's no.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Dinner, No dinner. Oh, all the drives or drive services done, sir.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
That's it. I can tell you. I'm at a point
in my life where if I showed up be a
wedding and there was no dinner, I would just leave.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
And you're a big wedding guy. You like wedding, I like,
I do enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
I've always had fun it with you. Cry it weddings,
I know you do. If it's somebody I know, well, yeah,
I'll shut it to you. This is spivity going on,
has emotion. Yes, there's a little sensitivity under the humans
to human beings. Yes, yeah, other than dogs. Yes, when
there's a matrimonial union, you're actually you tear up a little.
If it's somebody I know well and they seem genuinely happy,

(50:22):
I'll get a little choked up.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Let me ask you this when it sounded like in
the code closet but for a different reason.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
What if it's like a friend of yours getting married,
but you you think this is a horrible mistake. Is
there anybody here who objects to this wedding? Would you
have the stones to say, you know what? Well, I do.
I have friends that have married people I didn't want
them to marry. And I sat there and just your grin,
and Barrett, dude, you just stay and you say nothing.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Do you know? The worst feeling is if you are
a bridesmaid and you're there and it's a big wedding
and it's your friend's first wedding and nobody likes the
groom and there you are at the top of the
aisle or the yeah, the aisle, the door is a closed. Yes,
you're waiting. Your friend's standing there, you know, are just
in the veil, and you're like, you're okay, you're ready.

(51:05):
Wedding professionals playing wedding planners like right, bridesmaids line up
and she looks at you and she goes, am, I
making a mistake that like, honey, it's a little late now,
you know, if you really don't want to go through
with it, well we'll go make an announcement. But I
think you just got to go deal with this. Spoiler.
They're divorced. Yeah, he took the TV we bought them.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
Yep. Yeah. A friend of mine got married right out
of college. Yes, we all knew it was a mistake,
super awkward. We didn't know what to tell her. We
were all in the wedding party. So when it came
they actually say, you have anybody here, the seas just
fit whatever, blah blah blah, we all just kind of
looked at each other and went and then they got
divorced eight months later. That I bet that happens a
lot where people at the last second, am I am

(51:50):
I doing the right thing. Should I do.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
This these days where people are waiting later to like
start marriage, start families and stuff, And then you go
into panic mode with the biological clock and running out
of time and societal pressure, like they're like, screw it,
we'll just get married. We'll figure it out and then
figured out.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Or maybe they panic and say, let's have a light
Disney theme and no food. Let's get some talk back.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Hey, that woman and man that just got married, they
are total souls. Not only not getting any food, you're
getting a knockoff Mickey Mouse costume that picked up that
on costume store that ain't a legitimate costume at Disney.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
That's not the real Mickey. He's pissed about the costume.
Who expected the lady to do go to Orlando and
buy them? Has he ever walked through Times Square?

Speaker 8 (52:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Seriously, no, I've seen that kind of photo with the
niked cowboy. It's fine, he's legit.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Who's that guy hated be stripper cards in Vegas?

Speaker 18 (52:44):
All right, guys, it's they're not the Ahole' say a wedding,
it's a choice, But.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
The ahole is the wedding planner.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
The details that they did not include that should have
been upfront and person, is there a Disney wedding planner?

Speaker 4 (53:02):
I'm going to tell you right now these people did
not have a wedding if they got if they didn't
serve dinner because of the expense and opted for Disney characters,
there's no way they shelled out for a wedding planner.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
They go away and there's no way there was an
open bar either. It's a cash bar, yeah, absolutely, with
very little to choose from, probably really crappy light beer.
They went to It's all Well vodka. They went to
Costco and loaded up drug wine. Yeah that's it.

Speaker 18 (53:27):
Yeah, Ah, might be a little strong, obviously a mistake.
But I'm just wondering why, all along during the planning,
which probably wasn't very quick or usually isn't very quick,
why someone didn't say to the couple, yeah, you really
need to serve some food, not just appetizers, because it
doesn't seem like they got very good advice.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Yeah it might.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
It may just not have been discussed.

Speaker 5 (53:50):
Yeah, but like a parent or somebody should have read
flagged this. I don't know how old the couple is,
but somebody an adult in the room. You said, this
is crazy.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
I've seen her file on Instagram. They look like they're
in there, maybe like early thirties.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
Someone had to said something. You'd like that if they
were told.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
But some people keep wedding plans really close to the chest.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
They want the surprise, and.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Nobody wants to know if there ha's the wedding plan
and going I don't actually want to hear about it. No,
I don't want to hear. I'm just asking you because
I have to ask.

Speaker 14 (54:20):
I can't was the best man? Had a wedding one
year back in the day, had to pay for the
reception and all waits restaurant Westpoot wasn't all kinds of
fool of money, but had to do what I had
to do. Be broke for half a month so not
to be the a hole, so sucked it.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Up, did the right thing, did the right thing, did
the right thing.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Isn't that the lovely Danielle guy?

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Is it sounds he said at the end, where's the love?

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Feel insulted?

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Maybe it wasn't him just saying.

Speaker 10 (54:54):
Was the cake?

Speaker 11 (54:56):
Because if they were cake, I would consider that food.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I'd have cake before the dinner if.

Speaker 5 (55:03):
I could, Yes, that wafer a size piece of cake
that they.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
Give you, the white wedding cake with the slice of
tummy butter cream.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Two hundred and fifty ways.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
It's so rich, it's so you get that piece, it's
all frosting.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Wait a second, Eron here apparently disagrees with Danielle. Really,
what do you think, Eric.

Speaker 16 (55:22):
Danielle Eron, I'm so sorry, first time ever. Okay, okay, okay,
So here we go. You said it's when you're in
the back of the church. It's too late. Oh my god,
it is never too late until you are get the
ring on your finger. Because I'm telling you, like you
were describing a wedding. I was at in and I

(55:42):
was like, oh my.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
God, she was there.

Speaker 16 (55:45):
But I asked the question, at the back of the church,
are you sure because my car's right there. She said, yes,
I agree.

Speaker 17 (55:57):
Bear it.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Just know that this particular situation it would have been
it would have it was much easier to let it
play out the way it did than it would have
been if we had to put the kibosh on things
before she walked down that Aisle Just.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
I don't know. I think Aaron thinks that you let
her down. You had a responsibility there. You should have
thrown her life saver at that point.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Oh, she's still one of my best friends and she's
got an amazing husband now in a great family, so
I think everything worked out.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
Okay, yeah, but you should have gone with the Bonnie
and Clyde style get away, That's what I say. Would
have been so cool.