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November 25, 2025 • 37 mins

As we will no doubt be gorging later this week during the Thanksgiving holiday, today's "Check In with Chuck" is food-related. The morning crew wants to know - what's your favorite fast food cheeseburger? Some burgers may be worth traveling across the country for, while others might be worth remortgaging your home over.

Also, Danielle schools Chuck and Tyler on merkins, which were most recently fashionable in... ah, yes, the 15th century.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the wzlex catcheslaw dot Com studios.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's the download with.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
Danielle on Boston's Classic Rock one hundred and twenty seven WCLX.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, well, good morning to everybody in Withrop who's experiencing
sticker shock over their recent water bills. According to town
manager Anthony Marino, many meters are not communicating with the
billing software they use, leading to long periods of estimated charges,
and the town's now investigating each case and installing new meters.
But residents are freaking out. They're getting insane bills. One

(00:34):
woman actually got a forty six thousand dollars bill calls
by a computer error. Can you imagine that I would
just pass out. I wouldn't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I'm like, what.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Really, I got to deal with this now and call
somebody Ugh Amy D. Bartolo as a Winthrop president. She's
disputing more than three thousand dollars in back charges and
says the town hasn't returned her calls. It was actually
comforting when I actually saw that other people owed money too,
because for the longest high I thought that I was
the only one that got this ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Fill in the mount. Hopefully theyn get it all figured out.
But that's a nightmare, Like who has forty six grand
line round Noboddy, nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
It's just absurd right between that and the oil story,
like what's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, speaking of which, so a delivery driver for Fosted
Energy mistakenly pumped three hundred and eighty five gallons of
heating oil into the basement of a home at forty
eight Linwood Street in Medford yesterday. The oil delivery was
supposed to go to forty eight Linwood Street in Malden.
This home used to have oil heat, does not now gas.

(01:35):
Well they don't have oil heat, but they have oil.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Where did it go? It's just all over the floor, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, so they must not have capped off the delivery
thing on the pipe.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Nightmare.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, so counts. It's a mess. It was like police fire.
Fasted Energy was down there like the EPA. Everybody's over there,
suits has Matt suits, massive, has Matt response. They were
trying to keep the oil from seeping into the ground.
And you can see the videos on a lot of
the news stations, just like just a sheen of home
eating oil.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
And I saw it on the news. I was like,
that is just good. That might be the biggest nightmare
I've ever heard. Yeah, for like a homeowner story. Yeah,
I don't know if it gets worse than that.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
They were supposed to be hosting Thanksgiving at this house
and the guy's home, and he's like, like, that happens
to me sometimes when my house. The other night, I
had opened my garage to go outside and take my
trash barrels out, and my neighbors were using their fireplace,
so I had the garage open for a little bit,
and then like an hour later, I went back in
the garage.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I was like, yeah, is there a fire. You can
smell it?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Yeah, exactly. So I had to go back outside, go
into different rooms to convince myself my home was not
on fire.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
But it was pretty crazy stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
So the Mass Department and Environmental Protection is investigating. Several
witnesses recently named and Karen Read's new civil lawsuit have
launched a fundraiser saying they need legal support to challenge
what they call false accusations and to protect their families
from ongoing harassment. That Camp Pain represents the Alberts, the mccabs,
and Brian Higgins, whom Karen Reid alleges helped frame her

(03:05):
in the death of Boston police officer John O'Keefe.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
She of course, was acquitted of murdered this.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Summer, but she claims John died during a late night
house party and the witnesses staged this scene. Those names
strongly denied the accusations, and, considering their own defamation.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Nobody did it. Circle gets the square. Nobody ever dides
back and forth.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
You know, will John O'Keeffe ever get justice? And I
don't actually know which is. You know, people tend to forget,
you know, as much as they joke about Karen and
the circus surrounding this case, like John still John still gone?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, you know ye.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
So one person who is still here though, is Vince Schlowmy,
and he's running for Congress.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Do you say shlowmy, shlowmy? Who Hi, it's Vince with
sham Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
You'll be saying wow every time you use this towel.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Right now, are thinking, Wow, I forgot about the sham Wow, guy,
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
He has filed to run as a Republican for the
Texas congressional seat held by long time I'm incumbent John Carter,
Shlomi told Fox News he wants to destroy Wokism and
bring back happiness to America, although he faces an uphill
primary fight against the eighty four year old, two decades
plus incumbent. Vince's past includes a two thousand and nine
arrest and a high profile altercation where no charges were filed.

(04:16):
He later said he learned a lot from that lesson. Finally,
after Tara Reid says she believes she someone spiked her
drink at a Chicago hotel bar over the weekend, leaving
her unconscious and hospitalized for eight hours. His video online
that shows her slumped in a wheelchair and then later
being taken away in a stretcher. She says hospital test
staff told her that she'd been drugged, although details were vague.

(04:37):
Tara said she left her wine unattended briefly and returned
to find a napkin placed over the glass, and she said.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I didn't put the napkin there. Rookie move yep.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
I can't leave your drinks alone anywhere.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Ever, it's just nowhere ever.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Take away you at the bathroom, yeah, or I mean,
if you're with somebody, they can want I'm guessing I
don't know if she was alone.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
But even the people you're with, I mean, who's really painted.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
They're not paying attention.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Take your drink with unless she was somebody super vigilant,
especially someone like I've had my drink spike before, so
I watched like a hawk. Yeah, but if you know,
if people, especially if you've had a few.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
They're not paying attention, take it with No, that's so hard, She.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Says, she only had one drink. She's now considering filing
a police reporter. She tries to figure out what exactly
happened to her. Thirty seven degrees in boss. Right now,
it's gonna be a cloudy day with a high of
fifty two.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Could see some.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Rain showers moving in the evening. Danielle, that's your download, one.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Point seven seconds of sports with Tyler. I love starting
with good news.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yes, so the injuries to Will Campbell and Jared Wilson
for the Patriots.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Not as bad as we thought. Okay, that's good.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Doesn't look like they're going to be season ending, according
to Mike Vrabel, hopefully we'll have both of them back
for the playoffs. Fingers crossed some other NFL notes after
twelve weeks of football. Baker Mayfield, Baker Mayfield from the bucket.
I know it's one of those days. Baker Mayfield from
the Buccaneers had an MRI that showed a low grade
sprain in his left shoulder. He is not ruled out

(05:59):
for some day's game, which is good because I'm gonna
need him on my fantasy team. The beer story is,
of course, Bengals wide receiver Jamar Chase, who spit on
Jalen Ramsey from the Pittsburgh Steelers. Jamar finally apologizing, saying
what I did was wrong. The circumstances don't matter. My
passion for the game is no excuse his zero plays
in our sport or in life for that level of disrespect.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
I mean, who doesn't disagree with that?

Speaker 6 (06:23):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
But Mike Tomlin from the Steelers, the head coach yet
the best line you can tell he's pissed off about it.
I saw this video this morning where he says, I
got a message to anybody gets spin on, do what
comes naturally. That means take care of telling, yeah, don't
be afraid to smack somebody around. Finally, Portland Trail plays
as head coach and Basketball Hall of Famer Chauncey Billups
pleaded not guilty yesterday to charges he profited from rig

(06:46):
poker games involving several mafia figures and at least one
other former NBA player. He was arraigned in a federal
court in New York City on money laundering conspiracy and
wirefraud conspiracy charges, both of which carry a maximum of
twenty years in prison. He's not gonna get the maximum
if he's found guilty, but he's gonna spend some time
in jail, no doubt about it. Later in the morning,

(07:07):
he was released on a bond of five million bucks
after he placed his home as collateral and his daughter
had to sign it.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Imagine that, honey, Yeah, could you sign this for me?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Please?

Speaker 7 (07:18):
All right?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
That sports.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'm Tyler and this the Chuck full On Morning Show
on ZLX. We got the Classic Rock Challenge coming up next.
Get on the horn. Let's go six one, seven, nine one,
one hundred point seven Journey DCU Center next summer, the
Farewell Tour. You're gonna get in for free from us
compliments of every Classic Rock Challenge. Pelosi's got a five
and five challenge coming up for you. So once again,

(07:39):
let's go six one, seven, one hundred point seven CCR
now on ZLX.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Now it's Chucks doesn't pro Challenge one hundred point seven
w ZLX.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
All right, just because Chuck's not here doesn't mean we
can't play. That is correct.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
All right, Here we go six, one, seven, nine, one
hundred point seven the Classic Rock Challenges on Journey Tickets
your ticket to rock for their farewell tour DCU Center
in Wonderful Worcester next June.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Burst up here, let's see what we got. Oh and
I just hung up crying out. What are we doing?
Because closest calling on the hotline, he's messing me all up?
All right, Andrew and Lynn? How are you doing, my man?

Speaker 8 (08:26):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Guys?

Speaker 8 (08:27):
Good morning?

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Are you doing?

Speaker 8 (08:29):
I'm good? All right?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
We got a five and five challenge today. Pelosi put
this up. Five songs, five seconds. You gotta get three songs,
all right, correct artists, correct title, No messing around.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Remember it's not Tom Petty. It's Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Sometimes it's Tom Petty. If it's solo, you gotta know
all these things aren't.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Yeah, I heard you guys are crazy about the name staff,
So let's do it.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Said we're crazy. Well, we're just we're focused. We have rules, buddy, Yeah, guidelines.
All right, Andrew, here you go five and five. I'm
coming at you now.

Speaker 8 (09:06):
M about one more time.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, I'm only playing it once today and everybody's gonna
figure it out. I'm kidding. Hang on, We'll do it
for you one more time.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
You gotta get three though, buddy.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
No, I know.

Speaker 7 (09:29):
You know man, I'm I'm not entirely sure, so I'm
not gonna embarrass myself.

Speaker 8 (09:33):
All right, thank you, Andrew.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
It's the effort that matters.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
Yeah, I got none.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Hey, have a good Thanksgiving brother.

Speaker 8 (09:41):
That's good.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
How did that get it?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Matt Georgetown? What are you doing? My man? I'm driving
to work and I am fine with embarrassing myself. I
don't know what's wrong with that guy.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
I think I think all real men are okay with that.
That's my yeah theory on that. All right, Matt, I'm
gonna play for you one more time. You ready?

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Thank you? They go by fast, don't they? Yeah? Oh man?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Do you like?

Speaker 7 (10:11):
It's on the tip of the tongue at the back.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Of my mind.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
But I'm gonna say one of them maybe is Rebel
Yell by Billy Idol. That would be incorrect, my friend.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
Okay, all right, happy, thanks.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
My man, Hey, thanks for playing along.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
All right? Patty and Braintree, how you doing good? All right?
You want to hear it again? I would love to please.
All Right, the five and five challenge? Here we go.
I can hear that. Yeah, I know me too.

Speaker 7 (10:50):
I think one is sat me up the Rolling Stones.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
It would be incorrect. Pat Oh god, do you think
you know any of the others you want to pass on?

Speaker 7 (11:02):
I don't think I do.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Oh my god, it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Patty. You can go on in life now knowing that
you gave it a shot though.

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Yes, okay, yes, I feel okay about that.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
All right, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
All right, let's go to Robin Boylston. Robbie Boy, Hey,
what's going on? Guys? All right, we're gonna do this
one more time.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
You ready, Yes, jump out at me?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Three jump out.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
I'm gonna say, uh is one Boston?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
No, one is not Boston.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
The only I will say this one person has gotten
one artist but the wrong song.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Correct. Okay, that is that is your first hint of
the day.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I'm gonna say, Billy Idle, uh more and more and more.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, that's the that's not even the name of the song.
But I know I like where you're.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Going with it though, Oh rebel yell and then led Zeppelin.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Nope, Swinging a miss, Swinging a miss, swinging a miss.
All right, have a great Thanksgiving Rob.

Speaker 7 (12:16):
You too, have some turkey.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Bye bye, we'll do all right, let's go to uh,
let's go here, Matt and stone them? How you doing?

Speaker 7 (12:23):
How you doing?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Are you doing? Are you ready for this? I'm gonna
give it to you again? Okay? Now I hear all five?
I know, yeah, you know?

Speaker 8 (12:38):
All right, Matt, what do you think I'm gonna I'm
gonna feel confident in saying the first one's rolling stones?

Speaker 7 (12:44):
Miss you continue, I'm missing you?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Uh at John Coogamelan Camp, Pink Houses.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
No no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, I
will tell you this much.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
That first answer was correct. Okay, we're chipping away at
the stone. Hey, Matt, thanks for listening, Thanks for playing along.
Have a great Thanksgiving the man.

Speaker 8 (13:05):
You too, happy.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Thanksgivin YouTube brother Greg and Stowt and you know one
of them? Now I know three of them. Should I
play it again? Or are you just like screw me?
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
If you could that by just to make confirm it,
that would be great if you could.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
He wants to test when you did math test the kid,
I want to go back and check your answer.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
That is what Greg is doing right now.

Speaker 7 (13:27):
Okay, hang on, all right, I'm gonna go with the
Rolling Stones, miss you. I'm gonna go with Barracuda hot
and I'm gonna go with Hotel California by the Eagle.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Coratulations Greg and Stone, You're gonna noise.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
He's not he's not in the room. I got no
sound effects.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
But I am gonna play this for you.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Here's all the final answer ready, welcome, right.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
So everybody playing, everybody playing along.

Speaker 4 (14:21):
That was the Stones, Miss You, Metallica, Enter, sand Man, Pearl,
jam Betterman Heart, Barracuda in the Eagles Hotel California.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Greg and Stone, congrats brother, Oh awesome. You guys are
the best. And Greg stop it, you're the best. That
means a lot.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Alright, You're gonna go see Journey next June the Farewell
Tour at the DCU Center and Worcester.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Congratulations, my man, and have a Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
What a way to kick off Thanksgiving week.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Thank you guys. Hell you hang on the line, Jackson
to get your info. Okay, all right, wasn't that hard,
was it? Now?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
That's what she said.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
All right, we'll do it again tomorrow. Eight ten. The
Classic Rock Challenge.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Here on the Chuck Noland Morning Show, Boston's Classic Rock,
we are one hundred point seven w ZLX one two
check check.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Just check it in on my buddy. It's time to check.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
In Chuck on Boston's Classic Rock one point seven w ZLX.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
National Cheeseburger Day yesterday, there was a ranking of the
five best fast food cheeseburgers in the country. So it
made us think, what is your favorite fast food cheeseburger?
There's so many issues with this list. Yeah, the list
is weird, but that's you know, this is like USA
Today or something like that. But of course you have
your your Mighty Giants, your McDonalds, Burger Kings, what have you.

(15:41):
But young Jack here, producer Jack was just out in California.
I A, yes, there's a huge chain out there. A
lot of people wish would come out this way and
it's never going to it is give your hopes up.
But I got to admit they do make a tasty burger.
That's right.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
In and out burger. It is a daily visit for
me when I'm out there, out there for four days,
all four days, in and out.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
At least once a day, double visit days, double visit days.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
One day was a double visit day.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
So we had approximately five in and out burgers in
four days. That's correct, that hawspal.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
What did you have on the burger? Double double? Animal
style which is their their special sauce. You always got
to get an animal style.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
What does that mean? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Animal style is melted American cheese, caramelized onions, and they're sauce.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Rightial sauce. That's right, yes, onions. The fries are terrible.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
If you ever go to in and Out, don't listen
to anybody even if they tell you to get the
fries well done.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
The fries are awful. I have to agree. They are
the worst. No, they just and they're very thin, and
they're dry, and they're woody. Yes, woody, that is a
perfect way of describing it. You can get cheese on
them and it doesn't really mask the terribleness. And always
always in Neapolitan shake because here's here's what's great about

(17:03):
In and Out? When you go to In and Out,
the menu has only four items on it, so very
easy to walk in and be like, yeah, I'll just
get a cheese burger. No, you got to know the
quote unquote secret menu. And they will do They will
do any customization except for whatever reason, putting fries on
the burger. They won't do that. Really, but they don't

(17:24):
do that. They'll do anything else you do. Wait, you're
out in California. Did you go to the beach and
always just hanging out an in and out burger every day?
Like I have time for the beach. I gotta do
my tour of in and out.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
I always always avoid the in and out.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Ham it's a it's an all, but the expression.

Speaker 6 (17:48):
Always avoid the in and out near L A X
because everybody's going there. And then always avoid the in
and out on Sunset in Hollywood because it's Sunset.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Boulevards right there from Jack Bankers appreciate that. I'm gonna
tell a burger story right here. The first time I
was meeting Pelosi, I think he was eating burger. Oh god,
the first time you met him ever? Yes, because at
the old place on Leo Birmingham. I met you at
the Prudential Tower, my friends. All right, well this is
Leo Birmingham. Then right down the street was a McDonald's.

(18:21):
He would walk down there. You will walk down there
and come back with his bag of McDonald's when I
had no car because I was on a radio rage
and I would wash just explain what you put on
your burger at like fast food? Yeah, at McDonald's you
get a McDonald's burger with plain excuse me, I'm sorry, cl.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
That's my guy.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
You're a psychopath.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I don't like condiments and my burger. The only thing
I like on a fast food burger is pickles.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Wait a minute. So it was just two pieces, like
the bun and the burger and that's it. That's it. Yeah,
now listen, I'll eat it if if your reaction is
the same as I stared at it, like is that
what I think it is? Yeah? This is how I
take it. What do you mean does the ketchup? But
show me lift up the bunch. No, it was just
a dry hamburger. I would open up and think they
didn't complete it.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
The hamburger is moist. I like, I don't do That's
how you know they made it or anything like that.
I only do a plane burger. I'll have it just
as is it McDonald's burger king. I'll put the fries inside.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I can't believe. I can't believe I'm agreeing with Tyler.
I can't believe what I'm hearing.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I don't like all that and the browning lettuce and
the tomatoes that are merely.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
You guys are what's wrong with you? You need all
of that? They compliment. I'm not a mustard person, alight,
all right? I don't like first the pancakes with no syrup,
and now we're gonna get and all I hear now
is a list, That's all I hear.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Now back to.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
The check in with Chuck w z l X. We're
talking cheeseburgers today. Yesterday was the National Cheeseburger Day. So
we want to know what is your favorite fast food burger?

(20:16):
Where do you go, what's your go to for this?
And also I want to talk about what you put
on the burger, because you had just showing me a
bunch of pictures of burgers, Danielle. And somehow along the
way cheeseburgers got out of control.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
They went the way of the Bloody Mary's that have
like the lobster tail, the bacon, the deviled egg.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Fireworks on it, the American flag. Yes, your sisters, as
there's no way. Some burgers have gotten so big there's
no way you can put it in your mouth. You
snake unlocked, the jaw hin.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
The jaw domj.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I like the cheese, the tomato, the lettuce. Ketchup, what
kind of cheese I will take? Like a provolona or
cheese is trash? It's not trashed alone. Yeah, my people
tipped their cat cheddar also gives it a little nice flavor.
Cheddar is great. Yeah. So I like a cheeseburger from
five Guys. I like going there.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I do like five Guys. My order, there is standard
order at five Guys is a one sauce, pickles and lettuce.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Okay, like that. That's pretty good. So is that your
favorite fast food burgers? You go to?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
Consider five Guys fast food?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
It is?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
It's I consider it like I consider the difference between
Burger King and five Guys to be the same difference
between Taco Bell and Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
If that makes sense, I see that makes sense. It's
not fast food, but it's not slow fast.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Exactly, yes, like maybe a little bit more to.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Order, Tyler, what you go to?

Speaker 4 (21:48):
I got, Well, there's a lot of different ways to
go with this. My childhood favorite burger was my friends
and I would go to Burger King every Saturday.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
We'd ride our bikes, would go.

Speaker 4 (21:58):
My parents would give me my two dollars a long
back then no not, but you could get a lot
with two bucks, and I would just get the bacon double.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Cheeseburger from Burger King. That's it so good. But nowadays
it's five Guys and shake Shack. We actually have Jeff
here who works at five Guys and he wants our
opinion on it. I think we just gave it. Jeff.

Speaker 8 (22:22):
Yeah, I mean pickles and what did she say?

Speaker 2 (22:27):
She said pickles, peanut butter and a nice line of crack.

Speaker 7 (22:35):
Yeah, I mean sounds right.

Speaker 8 (22:37):
But yo, what is your opinion on shock?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I like five guys, I like it, but you actually
make the burgers. What is the perfect cheeseburger?

Speaker 8 (22:49):
The perfect cheeseburger is just cheese pickles.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
All right? All right, let me ask you this. At
five Guys, you also you get the peanuts while you're waiting.
Oh here we go. Have you ever seen anybody take
a scoop of the peanuts and put the peanut in
their mouth and like, suck all the salt off, take
it out, crack it open, and eat it.

Speaker 8 (23:11):
I have time to watch people, man, I just.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
I just make the burger now, dude, the five guy burger.
Get bacon, cheese, mushrooms, ketchup mustard mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
I have an adjacent cheese question. This is more diner
burger related, But how do we feel about the smash
burger with the cheese or any burger with the cheese skirt?
You know how they do the cheese skirt? I like
a good cheese skirt.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
So cheese skirt is when they'll take two or four
pieces of cheese and place it over the burger so
that the remainder of the cheese drapes onto the grill
and gets crispy.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh okay skirt. Yeah, that's pretty sweet. Smash burger though,
hit or miss because sometimes it's on there too long.
They squeezing all the juice out of it.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Yeah, they have to know how to make it properly.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
If they do it wrong, it comes like a sloppy
Joe or the precursor the patty Melt. The patty Milk's great. Yeah,
I love the patty mount. It's technically a cheeseburger, isn't it.
Yeah sure, Jim from swamps Cup, what's your burger?

Speaker 8 (24:10):
So, first of all, Danielle, love having you back on
that voice. I'm a burger king guy over McDonald's. But
every once in a while, I like the Five Guys.
It's sloppy, you know, it is McDonald all day long.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
All right, thank you, Jim. They do have great fries. Yeah,
I love They give you a ton of fries and
then they just dumped the rest of it in the bag.
And as you're eating it out of the bag, you've
seen it soaked through the paper. You think their way
through this is gonna kill me. This is absolutely gonna
kill me. But you can't stop, can't stop. Actually it's
the best at five Guys. Get the Cajun fries. Yeah,

(24:56):
those are good. I like that as they had chuckle,
Please please don't. I'm so hungry right now. Come.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Nobody mentioned shakeshack yet that I love Kauisberger with hot peppers.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh, forget about it.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
The Chuck Dolan Morning Show gets around.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Take it with you, listen on the.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
iHeart radio app even when you're not in the car,
and make your number one pre.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Set w LX Boston Classic Rock.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
I gotta say this morning show is just it's it's
taken a peculiar road, a fetish road, if you will.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Well, I don't know that this isn't necessarily a fetish,
of course it is. I would say it's a pre
practical origin. What yes, just to review last hour, we
had our m I the a old segment. It was
about taking photos of your feet and selling them to
the general public. Okay, now we've moved on to uh wiggs.

(26:00):
But they're not wags for the top of your head,
Danielle take it. They're called Murkins's. There was a Murcan resurgence.
I want to say, maybe like maybe twenty thirteen, twenty fourteen,
maybe a little before that, right around the early tens.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Okay, wait time, big resurgon.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Y resurgence implies that it was actually big once before.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Yeah, in the fifteenth century. Oh okay, got it.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
In the fifteenth century Murcans had a practical purpose, So,
which is different than now. So back in the day,
it used to be that the theory is that mrcans
were used to help control the syphilis outbreak.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
All right, time out? Can I just do like the
spelling bee thing? Can I have the origin of the word.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Where the word comes from.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
But you don't know. Nobody knows. True. Maybe we should
describe what American is. Yeah, with your hand on the
dumb button, it's.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Like a it's like a it's like a rug, but
for your your nethers it's it's it's a pubic here wig.
So these days, this is why I always caution people,
if you're gonna get your business lasered, maybe leave a
triangle or a strip, because you never know when fashion
and styles are going to change, and if you laser
it all off, that's it.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
It's gone.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
But maybe later on you decide that you want a
presence of some some hair there.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Or some fluff.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
So you've got this little murkin which you can use
with skin safe adhesive dermatological blue if you will.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
So Tyler, when you're a manscaping, there you go. I
got direct, yes, and you get a little crazy with
the can of neat. I don't know what you use
in particular.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
But that's what I use them. Yeah, we trim. You
got to sharpen that blade, now you can. We got
the trimmer, the the beard trimm or whatever.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
But I have the.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Well not No, there's two separate things ones not near
my not. We have to so we have Yeah, we
have different equipment for different areas. But you know you
put the attachment on. Okay, you don't manscap.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
What number I do?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
All right?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I think I don't even know that nobody. I just attachment.
It's a green one. I go.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Do you have that little handheld on the stripe down
the side?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
No, okay, it's like a nrelko or whatever. Yeah, I
don't know what the same one Santa rides in the
commercials down exactly. Yeah it's the green one. Yeah, don't
mistake for a second. Chuck.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yes, so you manscape I too, obviously, yes, all right,
so why are you giving me a hard time?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I'm the host of the show. I'm drawing people.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Out here, just Kelly like your manscape that we don't
need to bring personally.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
You know.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Wrong, it's question what has happened to you, my soul,
sister Jesus, an honest question.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Get out of my bathroom? All right? So these these
pubic wigs.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Do you make eyebrows for out of it?

Speaker 8 (28:48):
All?

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Right?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
You know, first of all, you start attacking my dog.
Then we get a problem.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Apparently this is a thing again. Yeah, they cost like
two hundred and fifty bucks or so.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
For a good one. For a good one, Yeah, you
don't want a cheap one. You don't want to Like
you go online and.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
You look at all the different patterns and designs and
what have you.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Maybe you get a leopard print and pink. Maybe you
just want a nice uh you know, ash brown?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
And what kind of adhesive do you use using the
super glue? The gorilla Glue's say.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
It would be a skin safe dermatological like a not
a pharmaceutical grade but hypiologenic type glue is same, same
type of adhesive that would be used in like clothing tape.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Okay, I got a question for you, Chuck. If you
were to do this, would you keep the callers in
cuffs matching?

Speaker 8 (29:34):
Or what.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Could just change it up? Is jet black?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I want to see jet black?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
What's the expression to the curtains?

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Mass? Yeah? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Have you ever match? I mean, do you know people
who do this? Or have you ever yourself?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Or no I'm I am someone who doesn't want to
look like a twelve year old girl. B knows that
styles and preferences changed. Like you look at outward appearances eyebrows. Yeah,
all the women in my age group forties and fifties
were we thank God every day that our eyebrows grew
back after the late nineties early odds because we bought

(30:15):
them to within a millimeter of their life. There are
women in their car right now nodding their heads because
they're like they never.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Grew back, so they had to do the Joan Crawford
and draw them on.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Always surprise, microplated or monoxidal works. Rogaine will work well
if you use a little eyebrowbrush. That's a little hint
for you. You get to use a ten percent the men's strength.
Don't go for the pea bag five stuff for the women, however,
for you look at I mentioned lasering before. I've always
been concerned like, well, maybe maybe someday I'm not gonna
want to be, you know, hardwood in that area.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Maybe I'm going to want to have a entryway. Trends
come and go, Yeah, all right, maybe I'm gonna want
to have a table runner. Right this way the landing strips,
you know what? Have you correct?

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Is this for men too or just for women? Then
can do it too.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
It's I mean it gets a logistically, it gets a
little bit more difficult to shape it because you've got
to go around certain curves that are not there with women.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
So is it like a pedicure? So you have it
for a while. How long does it stay on?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Maybe like two weeks? Two weeks depends on the adhesive
you use.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Does it survive the shower?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
It can? Again, it's all about quality. It's like if
you get a Moory's wig versus a cheap you know,
a cheap thing off a street stand. Maybe you want
a little shamrock for Saint Patrick's.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Day, But hey, don't be ringing that thing out and
leaving it on the shower curtain to dry. You just
gotta you get to brush it out.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
You got to fluff it up.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
What if one day you're looking across the room there's
the cat playing with your pubic wig?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
Yeah, is that my murkin.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Get stuck to the cat's paw? All right?

Speaker 3 (31:43):
It'd be like you know what when you don't if
you don't use a dryer sheet and your underwear gets
stuck in the back of your leggings. A lot of
women have dealt with that, and you're gonna put leggings on,
you get a thong in there, you're like, this come from.
It's the same thing, like, what's you got something on
your on your lower back? Oh, it's my marking, Just
peel it off.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, Or the guy going to where Okay, Bob, what's
that on your back? Oh? God, that's my wife. It's
a Chef nine morning show and you'll never miss a
single second of it. Listen to the full show podcast
every day on the iHeart Radio app and listen live
every morning right here one WZLX, Austin's classic rock. Do

(32:21):
you have your dunks? Right there?

Speaker 8 (32:23):
There?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
It is Daily Driver. You can get a free one
with purchase on Monday. Dunks is coming up with something new.
They've partnered with Hatch. I was not familiar with Hatch,
you of course were. Yes, they're creating what they're calling
a first of its kind coffee alarm and sunrise experience. Yeah,
so it's an alarm clock. I mean it's an experienced jock.
You love experience. I do like experiences. The Brew and

(32:47):
renew alarm. So you get the sound of coffee preparation,
including beans tumbling, espresso, steaming, coffee pouring, all set to
ambient music. And we actually have what it would sound like.
This is the actual alarm that you would wake up to.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
So I feel like I'm in a cafe mount shaft.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
All there's the.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Beans, there goes the muck.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Yep. This just makes me want to go back to sleep.
Just picture myself laying there in disbelief that this thing's
going on.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Is that Polders a dunk and dunk or dark rust?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Oh wait, there's something more.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Time to make the Oh my god, why is Freda
in my bed?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Rereaday?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
So I thought you just buy this thing?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
No, no, you the hatch. So the hatch is like
a sunrise kind of gradual alarm.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Clock to wake you up naturally.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
I got a Phillips makes one that I got back
in twenty sixteen and just looked it up on Amazon
because I was curious.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
How far ahead of this trend I was, and it
was nine.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Years And basically like it wakes you up with soft sounds,
gradually lights up the room, so mimics waking up to
a sunrise. So it's not the alarm clock being like
all right, all right.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
All right, all right, all right, yes, wake up? But
you know that's I was so unexpected. God, this made
me far more now anyway.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
So the latest model of the Hatch is the Restore three,
retails for one sixty nine ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
In order to access this Duncan feata, you have to
have a Hatch Plus premium content subscription where you can
get sounds and things like that. You get the ASMR,
the beach waves whatever. Every Restore three comes with a
thirty day free trial, so you can test it out
and see if you want it. However, if you want
to pay for it nine a month, or if you

(34:53):
pay annually forty nine nine year.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Fifty bucks a year to wake up? How does that taste?
So the joy of waking up? Now when this thing
it's up there? How big is this thing?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
It's about the size of your face, maybe smaller.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
So if it's gonna light up the room, it has
to pretty have pretty powerful light. I would think it's
really it has a.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Good I mean it's it's not a spotlight, but it's
enough that like your body realizes, oh wait, my circadian rhythms.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's it's time throughout the day. Is it like the
Honeymooners lighting that we have in the studio here to
make videos. Nothing is like this. This is like torture.
Those little things can make a lot of light. This
is like being a gitmo. I realize what it is though.
That sound of the coffee pouring, Yeah, it makes you
need to get out of bed. Yeah, because you want
the coffee. You want to well, you want any subliminal

(35:41):
I bet you're right. Oh what would get you out
of bed faster? This or.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
That? The cat?

Speaker 2 (35:53):
The cat makes you launch out of bed one more time.
That's the sound. I heard that this morning when I
was making my coffee from the other room.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
One of you dms me on Instagram and says something
weird about that noise?

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Dead to me.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Just when you think this show is terrible, something wonderful happens.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
What it in?

Speaker 7 (36:17):
Well, a lot of things up.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
And they are all great. Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Some people are over compensating with their horn.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
You want to talk about it on the air, You
want to talk about it off the air? Do you
want to go yell at our boss? Let's move on
the Chuck Nolan Morning show. There will be no long calls.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
All right, Danielle, you survived two days in the studio
with just me and our producer Jack.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Are you okay? I'm checking it on you.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
I'm all right, I mean, thankfully. Even though Chuck's in Miami,
I have him to text to be like, dude, you're
not gonna believe what he did today?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Is how these they keep me saying texts. Yeah, I'm
sure you have yours too. No, I'm actually okay being
alone in a room with you and Jack. Well, I
don't text about Jack. It's just fo Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
I kind of figure all right, that's Danielle Murra. I'm
Tyler Jack, our producers here. We'll be back again tomorrow.
Classic Rock Challenge at eight ten. We'll do it one
more time. Pelosi is gonna cook up a good one
for you for Journey tickets their farewell show at the
DCU Center in Worcester next June. Join us for that,
won't you? And then we're gonna go stuff our faces

(37:19):
for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 8 (37:20):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
So The Chuck Nolan Morning Show returns tomorrow. WZLX goes
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