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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the WCLX catcheslaw dot Com studios.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
More than the best show in the in the morning, it's.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The Chuck Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Ye, what is going on here? Boston's classic rock all
right with Danielle Murry.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Won't give you candy. Let's just get a living crap
bout a giant.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Rack and Tyler, the world has gone mad.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Tyler, stop being a big cryby. You are a horrendous person.
The Chuck Nolan Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
The ratings just came out. Apparently we're number one, and
guys who are into feet picks, you're looking at it
from a person with the penis perspective.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I don't walk my dog naked anymore.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
I told you that on one hundred pointy seven w CLX.
I don't care Boston. So I get in here for
my terror trip from the Western World.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Driving in here and I'm greeted by a giant bag
full of Girl Scout cookies. There's gotta be ten boxes
in here. We've got ten boxes of Girl Scout cookies.
This is I feel like this is someone's doing this
to hers. Yes, because I've already torn into two of
the box and you tore into the weirdest box too.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
It's the lemonade one. Why don't you like the lemon one?

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Lemonades they're called savory slices of shortened short bread with
a refreshingly tangy lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Now, thin mints and peanut butter things happening, and you
went for the lemon the peanut butter ones too. I'm
not a thin mint guy.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Again.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's like toothpaste. That's the Cadillac of girls. People are
really in put it in the freezer. I know, yes,
But the reason why I work for the food Drive, gentlemen,
the reason that we have these today is it's day
number one Girl Scout Cookie season and the very first
booth in the entire country is just opened at South Stasi.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Hey really, ye, we're off and that's why we have
all these.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
That's why we have all who actually dropped these off,
the actual girl Scouts. I guess they came in the
middle of the night, like Santo, like the tooth We're
going to destroy those over the next four.

Speaker 6 (02:04):
Let's put it this way. Danielle's out this week and
you don't like thin mints. Guess where that box is
going my freezer?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Enjoy?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
And help out the Girl Scouts. We're gonna help you
out this morning. Classic rock challenge one hundred dollars gift card,
rocking your stock him in Newbury Comics, believe it or
not a Christmas coming fanst and I know you've done
no shopping. I've even considered it, say not even a bit.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Same same thing every year, same around the fifteenth or
so ago, the panic sets in where we want to
get people this year. Yeah, this will help you out.
Newbury Comics has everything. So at seven ten we're gonna
be doing that and at a ten heart at the
s NHU Arena a week from tonight.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yes, so Pelosi in his laboratory. Yes, it is coming
up with some good challenges this morning. We want to
tease the first one for seven.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Ten forget maybe like a little solo.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Solo, A solo solo solo solo. We haven't had that
in a while.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Cool, all right?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
I remember our new number eight seven seven six one
seven one hundred point seven.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yes, program it in your phone. That's it. There you go,
let's get started.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Here we go. It's the offspring for Boston's Classic Route
one hundred point seven.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
W CLX.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's the download with Danielle on Boston's classic rock one
hundred point seven w CLX.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Once again, Danielle is on a beach in Thailand in pouquette.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I think it's pronounced the pH the sound, yes, so
that would be sting, you know, rhymes with bucket, right, Yeah,
but that's not how you say it.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
I think that is how you say it. It's pouquet.
I think it is pouque. I like my way better. No,
come on, God, you started.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
To say that.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I'm staring at you, like no, No, you really think
I was gonna say it?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yes, just talk bo buck banana exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
So check out Instagram. She's posting all these beautiful videos,
Corona bottle in the water. It's like she's an extra
and white lotus.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
God, So she'll be back with us. It's gonna be
a while. Well, it's gonna it's a long trip. It's
it's twelve hours away, seven years to get there. It's
like flying to the moon. So while she's on the beach,
we got our first plowable snow. It would have to
happen that way, right, timed it perfectly, And she kept
sending videos to us and stuff during it now where

(04:27):
Producer Jack is out in Worcester.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Six inches of snow.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
They got to half a foot out there. We get
like a dusting and then it rained like crazy and
then froze up. Ye drive in this morning, terrifying. Oh
I saw it. Not fun the pike at the Native Plaza.
Somebody off in the ditch right there. And again I
gotta check my washer fluid just constantly hitting that thing.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
You blind out the season, buddy, So be.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Careful up there, slowed down, there's black ice out there.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Now everything's freezing up.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
When Gus expected to ramp up the forty miles per.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Hour today, yes, oh great god.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
And then tonight the temperature is just gonna gonna plummet
out se Conk cop A hydroplanes.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
He flipped over like a bunch of times.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
You saw that.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
That's crazy, scary.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
He's all right though, right, he's okay, all right, he's
all right.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Brian walshcourt action yesterday day only day number two.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
And there's so much money on.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
It's such a it's such a circus.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Already, State tripper Nicholas Garino, who examined Walsh's devices, read
a bunch of his searches that he allegedly made between
January first, twenty twenty three, and the weeks that followed,
which included.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
How to our body?

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Is it possible to clean DNA off a knife?

Speaker 7 (05:40):
Question mark ww dot murder, murder murder dot com, slash blog,
I want to get away with murder? Question mark your
special detergent.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Sometimes I do that when I much in the pads.
Doesn't everybody say stuff like that?

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, murder murder murder dot com. Yeah, what it puts
three times?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I think that's a Broadway musical.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:59):
I might search some weird stuff when I'm watching a
Patriots game. But murder and how to get away with It?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Not one of them. Yeah, not one of them.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Larry Tipton, the lawyer for Brian Walsh, returned to the
porn search involving a cheating wife. No, he said, there
isn't a way to know the walls specifically search for
that video or porn hub.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Just roder it up as an option, which, Hey, the
algorithm can get you. Sometimes you can get you.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
You know.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Imagine if you were watching a movie and the plot
was the guy went to murder, murder murder dot com
you'd be like, what who wrote this?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yeah? Exactly? How is that even a website? Who bought
that domain?

Speaker 8 (06:33):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
My god?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Round of applause.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Jaddyn Thompson has been promoted at w HDH TV Channel seven.
She's moving into the news anchor desk. I'll replacing Kim Casey,
who retired last month after twenty years on the believe it?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
I believe it's Johnny On?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Did I say it wrong? It's Johnny On? Was that like?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
She gets upset if if you.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Miss Joddy On Thompsons. Congratulations, good Johnny On to I'm
gonna tell you they work these anchors, dude.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
So she used to do the news at four, four
point thirty, five point thirty, six thirty and nine.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Wow, now she's gonna do five, six, ten and eleven.
So less work is a promotion in Teva.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
You know every ounce of it. It's that is scary.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
You really follow them looking at it in the globe? Dude,
I knew that off the top of my head. I
want to see your search history, all right? One seven
seconds of sports with Tyler? I mean I follow her
on Instagram. She's a hard worker. Congratulations. What do you
want me to tell you. Oh you all right.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Let's start this sports report with the message that Mike
Rabel sent the Patriots off to their bye week with
champions never satisfied.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
Whoa.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
That's his way of saying, you know, you think you're
hot stuff because you're eleven and two and you're going
to know a bye week feeling good.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
And it is more dramatic the way he said it
because he shaved off the mustache.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
She looks even angrier.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
He did, I come bet it with the porn mustache? No,
come on, no, he couldn't wait to take that thing,
sure they could. Celtics hosted the Knicks of the Garden
last night. Jalen Brown scored a season high forty two
sealed the game with the breakaway dunk in the final seconds.
They won one twenty three, one seventeen.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
The Celtics have now won four of their last five,
beating four of the top six teams in the Eastern Conference,
although they do sit in eighth place, so hopefully this
is a sign of things to come for the Seas.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Bruins were in Detroit last night to play the Red Wings.
Tough night. Jeremy swam It gave up five goals.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Marco Sterm Sturm took him out with sixteen oh five
remaining put in Corpuslo. The Bruins scored two goals in
the final five minutes, but not enough to erase that
three goal deficit. They're sitting in fourth place in the Atlantic.
Common gets the hook. They got the two goalie thing
going on, which is usually a good thing. I mean,
it helps out in the night, like last night, but
they he I mean five goals.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I he was supposed to come.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Back to that.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
It was on like nine shots. He gave up three goals.
He was like a sieve. It happens.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
He had a bad night. What are you gonna do?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
Boston College will bring back head coach Bill O'Brien for
a third season.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Really, and here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
You're going to increase the financial investment in football, they said.
Athletic director Blake James said BC will increase its revenue
share allotment to the maximum mount quote, putting it in
line with our autonomy four conference peers.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
And they're gonna need it too, because the Eagles finished
two and ten. They would worst some seasons since I
saw one victory last week and they stomped all over Syracuse.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Yeah, that's as good as a guy and tough season.
They're committed to him. We're gonna stick with him for
another season.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
They wait.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Speaking of sticking with somebody for another season, Bill Belichick,
of course, coming off his first season as the UNC coach,
Tar Heels went four and eight, and the question now
is how long will they want him to stay. Well,
according to Greg Barnes of Inside Carolina, UNC is committed
to Belichick quote for at least another year at least
at least at least so he gets another which isn't

(09:46):
guaranteed either. They could act him in the middle of
the season like these guys like this happens to the
schools all the time.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Which they probably will if it goes the way it
went this year.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
It's gonna cost them some dough if they do, though,
total biot total buyout will be about thirty million bucks.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Hello, ins the face.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I'd love being Bill Belichick. They want all this negativity
to go away, though so badly. If we failed. Do
you think iHeart would give us thirty million? Let's move along,
all right.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Finally, let's talk about Sonny Gray, the newest member of
the Boston Red Sox. He talked about his time playing
for the Yankees, and this is why we love Sonny
Gray New York was.

Speaker 10 (10:21):
It just wasn't a good situation for me, wasn't a
great setup for me and my family. I never wanted
to go there in the first place. But I will
say what did factor into my decision to come to
Boston is it's it feels good to me to go
to a police go to a place now where you
know what, it's easy to hate the.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yankees right out there.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, but you know what, he's thirty six years old.
I'm sure this is probably he probably knows this is
his last contract. How long's he gonna pitch for so
he could talk smack about him because's never gonna play
for another team after this, probably, And I hope he
continues doing that when the season starts, because this team
needs a personality.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
They need a guy like that.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
And the Red Sox Yankees rivalry, although it's not what
it was years ago, a Rod and Veritech and all that,
it's heating up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
It is.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's starting to get leak because it's actually competitive.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's competitive again, and you can tell these guys don't
really like each other all that much.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I'll throw Sunny Gray in.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
There a little bit. I like it all right, that's sports.
I'm Tyler and this is the Chuck Nollan Morning Show
on ZLX.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
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Speaker 11 (11:24):
Pre said too, He's a Chuck Dylan morning show on
Boston's Classic Rock one seven w CLX.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
We're going to dive into this report that just came
out which proves once again that people who work in.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
The city of Boston are goofing off on Fridays. And
we're proud of you. Asked congratulations. It's everybody wait to go, especially.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
In the summertime.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
My go oh, it's like a three day work week
in the summer for most people who has to be
has to be. We'll give you the stacks coming up
from Boston's Classic Rock one hundred point seve at w CLX,
Chuck Nolan Morning Show, Danielle Murra on the beach.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Tyler here, Pelosi is remote, like apparently a lot of
Boston workers. Wow, yeah, well it just ties into what
we're talking about here. There's been another study about how
many people return to work when they said, you know,
you got to go back to the office.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, this is ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
You can't be working in your pajamas all day long, allegedly,
put some shoes on, take the crocs off.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
And then people start setting up like fake backgrounds or
videos of themselves that they're just playing on a loop
to make it look like they're sitting there.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Did I still see that?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
When we use Microsoft teams here in this company, and
every once in a while I'll get on one of
these calls and I'll be talking to somebody in the
background will be blurred.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yes, what do you not want me to see them?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Where are you? Everybody? It's like the new standards to
be blurred on the background or have a face which looks.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
So weird, So dude, what do I care if you
have a plant behind you? Like, who cares?

Speaker 12 (12:47):
You have?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Your head turns into the super villain thing. It's like
moving a little.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Bit and all that getting and squeezing out exactly so.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
According to a new report, once again, Boston had the
second lowest in office rates on Fridays, Chicago is the
only one that ranks lower.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
This is nobody's worst job, nobody's working.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Only ten point eight percent of weekday office visits took
place on Fridays in Boston compared to twelve point four
percent nationally.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
And again I'll apply to you for that. It's nice to
lead the league and something doesn't taken. The long weekend
super exportive to live here and nobody's working.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
We're Boston, we're trendsetters, right, we're soft launching the four
day weekend for the three day weekend rather the four
day one.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
And you know what, They've done that all over Europe
and they have shown it's actually more productive. Of course
it is. People work more. You want to get your
stuff done so you can have a long weekend. Imagine
having three days off every week. I think, don't they
take like naps? They take naps during the They got
the Georgia Costanza desk.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
They're doing it all right, the entire month of August off.
That's amazing.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
We yeah, we're doing it wrong, clearly, Yeah, But you
know what you think about it?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
If you if you know you're.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Working from home on Friday, how much are you getting
done on Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Well, what you're allegedly working from home on Friday.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Well, that's the thing is you know you're you're you're
hacking your way through the next day and a half.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
You know you are right, But if you knew you
were going to have Friday off, then you would make
sure you would bust your ass to make sure you
get everything done in four days. Be looking forward to something, yes,
but if you're supposed to be worth Friday and you
know you're not going to do it, you're gonna slack
off even more because you try to get away with something.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yah.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Certain jobs you can't. Like in this job, I can't
do that because things have to get done. Yes, if
I don't get it done, we don't have a radio station.
But it's some jobs you can lynch pin screw. But
it's true though, like the work has to get done
no matter what. Some jobs, you know, like if you're
in I don't want to say sales, but just there

(14:53):
it is like maybe you can slack off a little more.
I'm not saying if people hear do it, of course
they would.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Are you making a statement?

Speaker 4 (14:58):
They would never do that? No, But in other industries,
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Nationally, regarding the rest of the week, seventeen point eight
percent of office visits took place on Mondays, twenty four
point three percent on Tuesdays, twenty three point seven percent
on Wednesdays, and twenty one point eight percent on Thursdays.
So Wednesday is the day everybody who has to work
in an office goes in.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Making a big show of it. That's it. I'm here.
Oh jeezus, I've been so busy. Boy, just made it
in this weekend. I got so much going on, you know,
tomorrow is busy. In Friday, and I don't know if
I can even make it in, So I'm just going
to take care of it today.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
You know, you notice how Monday is so low. It's
not much higher than Friday. It's true people easing into
the week.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Yeah, so they're really busting it Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
and really slacking on Friday. I love again yawning their
way into the week. On Monday, the leads are weak.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
That is perfect though. I just think mentally, I mean,
let's just say it, screw Friday. Just get all your
stuff done Monday through Thursday.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Let's Friday could Friday could really become the star of
the weekend if Friday is a weekend day, because then
Friday of two days now to recover from Friday. Yes,
Friday could be a whole new thing.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
That's right, because the moment you wake up on Sunday,
all of a sudden, it's a school night because you
know the hours are taken away on Sunday. Right now,
when it gets dark state it's a rainy day like yesterday.
When it gets dark at three o'clock in the afternoon
on a Sunday, you're already thinking about it. So you
liked You like the unproductive Fridays, the not soakedid Monday.
It doesn't say anything about productivity, just the fact that
everybody's screwing off.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
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Speaker 3 (16:35):
Mayor of Bossy. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
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Speaker 3 (16:47):
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Speaker 2 (16:50):
Some of your favorite series coming out in four K.
But they look different. There's things in there that are
a little lonest, things like Madmen, huge series. Yes, just
came out on HBO Max four K. You see stuff
in that that you never saw them when you watched
it on TV.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
It's hilarious. It's like old timey Hollywood movie stuff too.
Like you said, who lost their job over this?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
This?

Speaker 4 (17:16):
This cost somebody a gig, That's no question about it.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
It's coming out from ZLX Boston's Classic Rock one hundred
point seven double ZLX Chuck Nola Morning Show, Danielle on
Vacation Tyler. Here, we're just talking about series that we watched.
And I can't make it through any series, no matter
how good it's breaking, back breaking, bad, great, great series.
I never finished it. How far in did you get?

(17:39):
Probably halfway? And you but did you say better call Saul?
You made it almost to the end, almost to the end,
great series, and you just barfed at the five yard line.
I never finished it.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
How do you not finish show far in?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I just it's it seems to like start it and
you only do like four or five episodes, which I've done,
which I did with mad Men. Yeah, and I just
never got to I just never got past that, which
I think I will now.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
But because when I get to a certain point, all
of a sudden, it feels like I have a.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Responsibility to finish it and I don't handle responsibility.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well that's Susan's working in radio.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
But so many great series. Yeah, and now mad Men,
which again I started.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
When I didn't finish.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Uh, it's on HBO Max in four K. I have
a four K TV. I don't even think I've watched
anything in four K on it.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I do too.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Does it make a difference, I see I've watched Red
Sox Gemes in four K.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Can you notice the difference between a high deaf and
four K?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Tiny? It's not like you're watching more four K than
you think you are. Most stuff is sort of being
pushed out in that kind of high death.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, when they put out mad Men on Monday, they're
really promoting the fact that it's four K, even though
that's becoming a normal thing.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Well, I think because it was only previously on DVD
maybe you know, and on like standard definition streaming because
it's TV show, So now they're trying to upscale it
so that looks good on big wide televisions.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
And yes, it used to create a problem. It used
to be on the AMC Network. Yes, and now it's
on HBO Max and four K and whoever put this
together and it just started on Monday, has screwed up
the entire thing.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
A little bit of an error's made.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
First of all, the episodes are listed out of order
and mislabeled, so if you want to go through it chronologically,
it's all screwed up.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, but that's.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Nothing compared to what you see just a tip of
the icebreak. So Mike, as you explained it, since it's
it's four K and they want to stretch the screen out,
we're seeing things that were not meant to be seen
on the sides.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
So this happened when they did The Simpsons, right, So
The Simpsons is made for a square television screens. They
wanted to make it look wide screen. They give it
that letter box, so they cropped it top and bottom,
which like for a visual television show like animation, you're
losing like part of the joke and part of whatever.
So this happened a few years ago that this. They
took the original It looks like they went to the
original shots, the unedited original footage, and went to make

(19:54):
it wider, but they left some They left some stuff
in on either sides.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Like the seventh ap sort of season one in Red
in the Face, which is what it's supposed to be titled,
but it's titled something now something else.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
There's a scene where a drunk Roger Sterling vomits up
oysters in the office in front of a prospective clients.
And what people saw on Monday is a mad Men
crew member who is visibly operating a barfose standing behind
Sterling in full view of the camera. And there's even
a second staffer who is supporting the puke hose. It's

(20:30):
so he's like the gaffer or whatever. It's good old
fashioned Hollywood magic is great. See I wish I saw
this because John Slattery is bent over with a puke
flying out of his face, and you see the guy
behind him with like a bicycle pump just like pushing
it up.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
And it's like a dude like jeans and a white
T shirt and like doesn't close his sixties at all.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Makes no sense at all.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
You don't realize when they shoot TVs and TV and movies,
they they're filming a lot more than you actually see
on the screen. And after they're done filming it, they
crop it out like you would do on a picture,
so all that stuff is still the crew members, the
guy holding the lights, it's all on film somewhere they
lift it in.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
So weird they delivered I wonder how many others you
could see, like buom mics and stuff like that. They
delivered the wrong four K files to HBO Max. So
they are frantically trying to change this.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
And I just got a textion that guy he's looking
for a job if he can come work for the
Chuck Mullan Morning Show, and.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Y'all needs help with the videos, so maybe that would.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
Maybe that guy can handle that. He can be the
new video guy for the chuckmull Morning He can be
the puke guy. You know, if we had a barf guy,
I thought he would be the greatest guy to do it,
for sure, no doubt about it.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
So I think the barf guy is good. I mean,
he was doing his job. I think it's the editor
who and HBO just needs to stop doing this. By
the way, we're missing the point. Stop messing with the original.
It's like it was meant to be shot in a
certain way, obviously, right they crop stuff out, They shot
it a certain way. Leave it alone. Well.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's also like when they put the Wizard of Oz,
the original Wizard of Oz in the sphere, they had
to make it four K and fill up the entire
dome so they could put on the sides.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
We got to get the barf guy in here. The
pay is good and there's health insurance faith for the.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Voice by following at WCLX on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, and
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CLX Boston's Classic Rock.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
We were just talking about mad Men and streaming shows
and I just wanted to show you guys once again.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Then I married the right person.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Last week Kelly said, you know, we should go back
and watch the Sopranos from the beginning.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Oh whoa, you need to renew your vows now. That's perfect,
and we have them on DVD. You can watch it
on DVDs.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
I like that. Yes, I had to throw mine out.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
It doesn't work anymore. It's just things were just drawing
electricity all the time. Screw you gonna start buying things now.
Classic Rock Challenge coming up seven ten CLX.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
The Download with Danielle is next.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
It's a check No Wine show on one hundred point
seven w ZLX.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
From the w CLX catches law dot Com studios. It's
the download with Danielle on Boston's Classic Rock one hundred
and twenty seven WCLX.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
It is seven pm right now in pouquettes. Daniel you
say it, I don't know, p h uk something like that.
I don't want difference. I know you were pronouncing it fanatically. Yes,
it's seven pm. Where Danielle is. I'm sure she's having
a cocktail. She will not be doing the show. We
haven't heard from her two days in a row. We

(23:36):
got the five thirty face time from the beach. She
must be just plastered, like if they good for her. Yeah,
she missed the storm of the centric well our first
plowable snow. Oh or Jack, our producer lives out by Worcester.
They got six inches of snow. Said he shoveled yesterday.
It was a mixture of water and snow. Yeah, it's
backbreaking snow. Oh that's the worst. Doesn't sound like fun.

(23:59):
This is why you hire used to do this stuff,
because you don't have to do We pay him enough
for that.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
He's okay. I think he's got a rich girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
So Fitchburg got seven inches of snow driving in.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
We only got a little bit of snow, but everything
froze up. We got a ton of rain and it
just froze up like crazy. The side roads are awful.
Take your time this morning. Yeah, you can take a
toboggan into it completely. And now the temperature's going to
start to drop. Win Gus expected to ramp up to
forty miles per hour. It's going to be eight degrees
Friday nights. This is breaking hip weather.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
It is.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yes, careful ud.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
We had the cop and seekonk or hydroplanes flipped over
several times into a parking lont.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
He destroyed that cruiser.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
It's gone. So just take your time off there.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Yeah, go easy, Gay, take it easy. You'll get to
where you're going.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
You will.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Brian Walsh, Day two of the trial, stay trooped for
Nicholas Garino, who examined Walsh's the devices. He ran a
bunch of these search that Walsh allegedly made, including how
to saw our body?

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Is it possible to clean DNA off a knife?

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Question mark ww dot murder murder murder dot Com, slash
blog I want to get away with murder question mark
your special detergent.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
You know, when you're just hanging out and you're watching TV.
You got the iPad, you're just looking at it. Stuff
you murder for daydream, murder slash.

Speaker 6 (25:21):
What if I was going to kill somebody, how would
I hack him up? Let me google that unless just
to review.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
On the first day of the trial, we found out
that he just nudged his wife right to see if
she was awake.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
She wasn't, and after the third nudge she rolled onto
the floor.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I mean, I can't tell you.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
If I had a dime for every person I know
that was nudged to death, I'd be a millionaire.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Larry tipped in.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
The lawyer for Brian Walsh returned to the porn search
involving a cheating wife. He argued, there's no way to
know that he specifically searched for that floor of porn.
Ub just presented it as an option. Well, you know
part of the algorithm you get.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
You sometimes imagine like your free them is coming down
to them. Arguing this point, this guy is.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Yeah, your whole life is coming down to this.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
The trooper said, all he knows that someone watched a
video for seven minutes and then moved on to another
video titled slag Dominant Scarlet?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
What what is that? I'm glad you don't know what
that is. I don't know, doesn't slay what slag dominant scarlet?
I'm also glad Danielle's on here to look it up.
Instantly it was clips.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I was about to look it up, and I'm like,
I don't know if I want that on my record, especially.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
My work computer.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I think it's time for sports sports with Tyland. We
have a new slogan here at the Chuck Nollan Morning
Show and it comes from Mike Vrabel head coach off
are soon to be Super Bowl champion New England Patriots.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Champions are never satisfied?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Man.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
My nipples just stuck out and move a little bit.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
I like that he sent the players off to their
bye week that message, in other words, eleven and two.
It's great, it's nice, but we haven't accomplished anything.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Ye damn nothing.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Could they possibly be more fired up when they come
back than they were against the Giants and they're just
going to destroy the Bills?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I hope so.

Speaker 6 (27:12):
And that game didn't get flexed by the way, which
I can't believe. Yeah, I don't know why they didn't
flex that game. That's crazy, that makes no sense. I'm
excited for our purposes.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
So it's not Sunday night football, so we can actually
watch the whole thing and then report on.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
It the next day. That's a good point, you know
what I'm saying. So like, let's just let's not complain
about that. Celtics hosted the Knicks at the Garden last night.
Jalen Brown s he's in high forty two points seeing
the game. With a sweet little breakaway dunk in the
final seconds, they got the W one twenty three one seventeen.
Celtics have now won four of their last five games,
beating four of the top six teams in the Eastern Conference.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I like this to beating good teams.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
And Jason Tatum put out a video yesterday of him
practicing wait and see this playing a little bit and
it's killed soon.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
No, don't tease us like put that out. He put
that up there soon soon as in come on.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Bruins were in Detroit last night to play the Red Wings.
Tough night for Jeremy Swayman and net gave up five goals.
Marco Stern said seen enough, yanked him early in the
third period put in Corpusolo. He didn't give up any
more goals, but they had That three goal deficit was
too much, even though they scored two goals in the
final five minutes. They're sitting at fourth place in the
Atlantic Conference right now, we were in first. Let's let's

(28:25):
go back to this LSU head coach situation, Lane Kiffin.
This is this just gets more bizarre by the day.

Speaker 6 (28:30):
So his assistant coach now at LSU is Charlie Weis Junior,
all right, He just joined him to coach with the
Tigers earlier this week. He is being allowed to return
to Old Miss and service the team's offensive coordinator. So
the college football playoffs. Weiss has been the Old Miss
oc under Kiffin since twenty twenty two. So let's rea,

(28:53):
let's just wrap this up here. Kiffin leaves Old Miss
to go to LSU. They said, you can't stay in
coach anymore. Out of here go fans boot him at
the airport. Is he was the anti Christ at that point? Yes,
Charlie Wise junior also leaves to go to LSU. But nah,
you can come back and coach through the playoffs.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
But lane Kiffin can't.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
So the whole thing with lane Kiffin is they're saying
he's gonna spend the next you know, two to three
weeks recruiting players and coaches to come with them.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
We don't want that to happen. You got to go,
which I totally understand.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
You'd think this guy's not gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
College football drama.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
College football is in the weirdest state I think it's
ever been in than it is right now.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Between that and Belichick, Yes.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
And Belichick, that's another story right now. Of course, he
started his UNC career four and eight.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Not good.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Question is how long are they gonna want him to
stay this dude. Greg Barnes from Inside Carolina says they're
committed to Belichick quote for at least another year. Is
Jordan part of the deal, Well, the total buyout would
be thirty million bucks. I don't know if she's a
part of that, but they might actually spend thirty million
at some point just to say goodbye it.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Can you imagine again?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
I want a job where I can fail that miserably
and make thirty million.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
That would be great.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Finally, Sonny Gray, the newest member of the Red Sox,
already endearing himself to socks Nation.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
And here's why New York was.

Speaker 10 (30:08):
It just wasn't a good situation for me. Wasn't a
great setup for me and my family. I never wanted
to go there in the first place. But I will
say what did factor into my decision to come to
Boston is it's it feels good to me to go
to a police go to a place now where you
know what, it's easy to hate the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Right.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
So here's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
He's gonna start his first game at Fenway, probably the
second game of the season.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Yeah, all right, he's gonna get applauded like you read about. Yes,
and then he's gonna get booed just as hard when
he goes in and plays at the Yankee Stadium. When
he goes to the Yankee Stadium, it's going to be
raining batteries. Oh, he's gonna get the old He's gonna
get the Pedro treatment, you know he is.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
All right, that's sports. I'm Tyler and this the chuckle
in the morning, Shawn ZLX.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
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Speaker 3 (31:07):
How does that work? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
It's a solo solo, right, yeah, so you're hearing the
solo without any other music.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Correct, you have just.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
An isolated bit of the solo. Thank you, Tyler.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
He wasn't getting it, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
You just have to give us the name of solo solo.
I mean, if you're having trouble with the title, you
might have trouble with it.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
It's seven oh nine in the morning. Not everybody's awake.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
We got a spoon feed him a little bit. Like
everybody has to get these cute names.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
It's a solo solo. What is the names? I'm not
the one that really has to rhyme? What is that?
A full moon? A solo?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
So yeah, you know what, A little alliteration goes a
long way, trust me, we go okay.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Classic Rock Challenge.

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Speaker 3 (32:03):
In your phone. That's it.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
You gotta use that for the Classic Rock Challenge for
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and with Newbery Comics. We are doing the solo solo,
which Pelosi just explained very well, is just a solo
piece of music, a solo that has done in a song.
You just have to tell his name of the song. Yeah,
and it does it. It's isolated from the track. Isolated solo. Yeah,

(32:27):
so you and I assumed, yeah, this is going to
be a ripping guitar song.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Van Hale, do we go, Stevie ray Vaughn. You get
when you assume it happen.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
It's not a guitar solo. Oh what are you doing?
John bonhom drum solos? Now, what are we doing?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Just don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
It has an electronics sound. All right, all right, that's
all I'll say. Okay, Geez. John from Medway, How you
doing John?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Freaking them out?

Speaker 9 (32:57):
John's I was okay until you said it was.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
It's not a guitar solo, but you should be able.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
To recognize it. Come on, this is okay. Do you
think this is easy? The season of giving? I'm giving
the season of giving?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
All right, here we go seven seconds long. Here is
your solo solo. I think that's easy. I think it's
super easy. But who knows?

Speaker 3 (33:30):
John? Is that easy?

Speaker 8 (33:34):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It's on the tip of my right there.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
That's right there.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Spin it out, Spin it out, Rabbit, It's come on, John,
don't sing it?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Come on singing.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
In under the gun?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Wait, Tyler, you gotta call it.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
I heard the buzz and he didn't finish anyway.

Speaker 11 (34:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I don't know what to tell you, John, I don't
hate me. Rough crowd, rough crowd, I'm saying, I don't know.
Tim from Braintree? Are you scared.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
A little bit?

Speaker 4 (34:17):
All right, I'm gonna play for you again. Here is
the solo solo.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
That is a classic solo.

Speaker 9 (34:31):
Guys, it sounds so familiar.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
But I don't got it.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I don't have you don't got it. You don't got
it after that gave it to you.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Looks like it might be going Rhode Island way.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh god, look what Tom's from North Providence?

Speaker 3 (34:48):
You guys from Providence? Are you doing? You're doing? Buddy?
All right? How are you doing this morning? All right?
But this is a tough one.

Speaker 12 (34:56):
But I'm gonna take the shot out.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Let me play for you again and again.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
That is not a guitar. Can I just say this too?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (35:11):
You have to get the name of the artist. Perfect, Okay,
I know what you just did there.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
You know what I know? You just know what I did,
all right, Tommy? Okay, all right?

Speaker 13 (35:27):
Chucky, Hey Joe by us Jimmy hendlet.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
Hey Joe by Jimmy Hendrick, known for his great keyboard work.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yes, do you remember when when he went to the keyboards?
It was even crazier than when Edie remember.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
What's talk when he let his keyboard on fire. I
remember when he played the Star Spangled Banner on his guitar.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
He was really rocking on that.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Matt from Georgetown, you're the next one up for us
to make fun of.

Speaker 9 (35:54):
Okay, all right, it's funny to make fun of, So
take your pick all.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Right, let me play it for you. First got this?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Mad? You got this? Okay? Is it? Uh? Do you
feel like we do? But Peter Simpson, no.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
It is not the talking guitar com Peter Frank No, No,
we thought this was easy. I'm surprised, well, especially with
the way it started out with Tim.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Right now, Tim is swearing.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
You might never listen again. I don't even blame him.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Paul from the City of Champions, Brockton, how are you, Paul?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
All right?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Do you need to hear?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Are you ready to go?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
I think I'm also I.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Think is it? Love stints by the Jay Guiles Band.
I love the way you said that.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Steve with Seth Jusman on keyboards, how he stressed.

Speaker 9 (37:09):
We gotta make Syla happy.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
We gotta make conditions, not somebody wants everybody's happy. Now
you got a one hundred dollars gift cards Newbrey Comics.
Congratulations grants bro third time baby.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Nice job, nice job. All right.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
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a week of tonight.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
We have am I the A Hole coming up.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
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Speaker 3 (37:40):
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Speaker 1 (37:42):
Right here on the Chuck Nolman Morning showybody, we answer
the age old question, Am I D A hole? And
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Speaker 3 (38:00):
We're all in this together. We gotta help this guy out.

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Speaker 3 (38:16):
Thirty second message. It comes right to us the talk back.
But all right, Tyler, I like this. This is seasonal.
It's happening right now.

Speaker 6 (38:22):
This is a good one because we all get caught
watching these videos on Instagram, on Twitter and all that.
The porch pirate videos.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
There's one on the news this morning.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
We've seen some guys trying to steal a lion statue
off someone's porch.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
These are the.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Ones where you see the guy or the woman goes
on somebody's porch grabs a box, it explodes in their face.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
It's filled with glitter, yeah, or paint or something. That's
what this one is about. So here we go.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Hi, guys, good morning Love the show you brought me
back to morning radio's nice. My name is Ellis, and
I'm writing to you because my girlfriend and I are
in a big fight right now because a porch pirate
in our neighborhood got seriously injured when someone put an
explosive paint bomb in a box.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
A little too much gunpowder in a little too much.

Speaker 6 (39:06):
I'm not sure if the details, but a friend told
my girlfriend and me that a guy stealing boxes in
our area was finally caught after someone put a booby
trap in a box. The box exploded, splattered paint all
over the place, and then he tripped, fell and hit
his head.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
On the side. Oh, he hit his head on the sidewalk.
He felt funny, He felt funny.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Police came took him away.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Now there's a question of the homeowner getting in trouble
because of the injury caused to the porch pirate. I
thought it was funny and laughed at the porch pirate
getting injured. My girlfriend didn't think it was funny at all,
and thought it was justice that the.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Homeowner was going to get in trouble too. Am Ida
hole for finding it funny.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Is there a video of this a guy got hurt?
I want to see the video.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
So many of these videos where and some of them
are planned like they're fake, but you could tell the
ones that are real when they explode and the people
fall on the ground and they and they're like hurt,
those are my favorite ones.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Answer to today's question, so instant justice, instant justice for me,
the answer is very very simple.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
You're not the a hole. I have never been victimized
by a portray park.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
I would when you say that so far so far
that all the Christmas gift you by your family and
are going to.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Get jacked, I imagine it's just it enrages you.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
There's nothing has to make being crazy advantaity, especially for
guys who order it the last second.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
You're probably getting it like the day before Christmas.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Like us, it's gone.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, there's nothing, honey, I got you sound the Beautiful
for Christmas, but somebody stole it off the port.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I don't know. I think you're gonna go back to
the Good Book two wrongs don't make it right.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
He went Bible on us, all right, only often relaxes
at night in New Hampshire.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Father by the fireplace, We'll be trapping. I'll be trapping
the idea. But I think the argument is right.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I love the idea too. But again, we're guys. We
don't know what we're doing. We watch the videos. Oh
I'm gonna do that. Yeah, here, I'll make the paint explode.
I don't know if that's enough. We put a little
more explosive. Let me tell you some I would even
waste my time with that. I'd have a guillotine in
the top of the porch as soon as you cross
that thing, your head off, don't steal my stuff. I

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would visit you on Wednesdays, bring you some cigarettes to
bribe the screws.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I would be.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
God.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I'm torn on this because.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
How can you be torn?

Speaker 4 (41:33):
It is so easy, hilarious, I know, But how far
you don't want to? How injured is he too? I mean,
I'm madly did he hit his head? But yeah, we
don't know if he cracked his head open, if there
was a blood.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I think you can have a like you could booby
trap your actual house, like Kevin McAllister, Like, if someone's
trying to come in your house and you hit them
with the blow torch, fine, but you don't want to
injure somebody just stealing.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
They're gonna get hurt and they get hit by a blowtorch.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Well no, I don't care, right, but they're in your house.
It's different, all right? How about just taking the package
off the porch? Some glitter that works?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
This guy doesn't want to be a por This guy
doesn't want to be a porch pirate, but he doesn't
have any money and he wants to collect the gifts
for all the kids down at the orphanage.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Oh, he's Robin Hooding. This is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Stop it? Then he can deal with the glitter. You know,
he'd have a he'd deal with it if he was
a superhero.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Yes, yeah, maybe it's all red and green for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
All right, I gotta think about this. But what do
you guys think?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Eight seven seven six seven one hundred point seven Do
you think he's an a hole for last laughing at
the porch pirate?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Not at all, not at all.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Also, you can leave us a talkback on the free
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Now back to am I the a home.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show on one hundred point
seven WSZLS.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
We need your input on this because I'm sure everybody
has an opinion eight seven seven six one seven one
hundred point seven or leave us a talkback on the
Free iHeartRadio app. Ellis wrote to us, says him and
his girlfriend having a big fight right now because they've
been their neighborhood has been victimized by porch pirates. It's
going around, especially this time of the year, going around.

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So somebody got so sick of it. They put an
explosive paint bomb in one of the boxes and it
went off.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Like I'm so addicted to these videos, you have no idea.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
The booby trap goes off, splatters paint all over, the
thief trips, falls, hits his head on the sidewalk. We
don't know the severity of the injury, but he did
get injured. He was taken away, as they say, police
bought some prayers. Of course exactly. Ellis thought it was hysterical.
He laughed at it. His girlfriend didn't think it was
funny at all. Because somebody got hurt. He wants to know.

(43:37):
Is he the ahole? Christina from Providence, good morning. What
do you think?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
I think he'd not be able.

Speaker 10 (43:45):
I think that guy got what he deserves.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
He was trespassing.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
And isn't it assume that you enter your own rip
someone else's property. He's committee in crime. Yes, you know what.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
It took somebody from Rhode Islands to tell us what
it is.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Set it straight.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
For one, do you feel bad that the guy got hurt?

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Now?

Speaker 4 (44:05):
What if it?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
What if?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Like I said, he he was collecting toys for the
kids the orphanage?

Speaker 3 (44:16):
You do it killed from other people? All right?

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Well, Christina just shamed me exactly what are you thinking?

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Mike from Waymouth, Good morning.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
One, and gentlemen, good job this week without Danielle.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Thank you so.

Speaker 9 (44:35):
Well. You know, I think this guy this is poetic justice.
You know, the guy got what he deserved. He was
going to commit a crime anyway. Okay, he could have
gone to jail, granded's out of two hundred and fifty,
but he's still you know, he he get off easy
by getting hurt. Tell you truth. You know I think
that that yeah, all right, yeah, because anybody else wanna

(44:58):
laugh at that too, but.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Does the uh does the punishment fit the crime? What
if he has to wear an eye patch for the
rest of his life?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Oh really, that kind of pirate.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
The guy from Doctor Hook and.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
He didn't have to go to jail for like thirty years.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
What if he can only say for the rest of
his life, it's gone full pirate. I'm just putting these
scenarios out there. That's a horch pirate.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I get it. Okay, let's move. Oh, Al in the
car has a story for us. Al what happened?

Speaker 14 (45:27):
Well, this is a while back, but this lady used
to follow the ups truck FedEx trucks on neighborhood and
she'd wait for them to put the package on the
front door, a front step or whatever. Then you can
walk on and take it.

Speaker 9 (45:39):
So I got a ring phone because I was like,
you know, I'm.

Speaker 14 (45:42):
Always buying someuf So anyways, I had an old TV
flash screen tea getting in work. He was downstairs and
I'm like, you know, I'm gonna get rid of this thing.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Maybe she'll pick it up.

Speaker 14 (45:51):
I put it at a box, put a big robot,
big red bow on and gets what my client where
My father goes off and I'm like, oh, she comes
and then she dug it and last I'm like, thank you.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
You know what that is.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I gotta give you because if you bring that old
TV the best by, you're gonna pay him like one
hundred bucks or something. I did that when I when
I sold my house in Natick, I had all this
stuff I didn't want anymore.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
I put it all out on the street. It was
all gone within two hours. Everything everything was gone.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Gifting. That's what that is, weaponized regifting, weaponized.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Hey, so buddy, Sean, Good morning, Sean.

Speaker 13 (46:31):
Good morning everyone. Oh god, I miss Danielle. So I
mean love you guys, thank you, uh so God. As
much as I want to say, this is awesome and
they get what they deserve and I hope the paint
stays on them for weeks and blah blah blah, all
I can think about every time is all the liberals

(46:52):
crying saying, oh my.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
God, that's the fault. You can't do that, Like that's
the world we live in.

Speaker 13 (46:58):
And it drives me absolutely crazy that you can't literally
defend your house without someone crying like a little baby.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I didn't want to get political about it, but.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
You're going to he's right. Here we go. He's right,
all right, a great political thinker. Here go ahead.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Continue to think it's political thinking, though, I think it's
just how you think about crime and punishment. Yeah, don't
steal my stuff, You'll pay the price. What if his
head got blown off? I mean, we don't want the
guy to die or anything like that. Fun, but you know, hey, we.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Put an explosive, a few stitches. I'm okay with that. Wow,
what do you have to do it again?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Eight seven seven six, one hundred point set we're talking
ports pirates, blow yourself up, trying to rig the leave
us a talk back on the Free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
The Reverend Billy F. Gibbons.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
He just got married.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
He did.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, I thought I read something he just got married.
It was longtime girlfriend. So she's not like twenty four
or something. No, I think she's of age. They have
things they can talk about.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Appropriate for a.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Rock star, I think is what I would say. Well,
congratulations the good reverend. Yeah, Boston's classic rock.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
One hundred points out at w Z Alex.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
It's the Chuck Nolan Morning Show, Daniel murraycation Tyler's here,
Feloisi's hanging out with here, and then this dilemma right
now throws am I the a hole. Ellis, the neighborhood's
been victimized by porch pirates, so one of his neighbors
got sick of it and actually booby trapped a box.
Has absolutely no idea what he's doing. So the box explodes,

(48:25):
It splatters paint all over the thief. He trips, he falls,
he hits his head on the sidewalk. Injury out. Police came,
they took him away, They scooped him up. Yep, injury
and all, sorry, pal, you're going to the clink. Don't
know how badly he's hurt, but he got hurt. Ellis
thought it was hysterical. They laughed at it. His girlfriend
did not think it was funny at all. There's a
lot of stress right now in the house, so they're

(48:47):
arguing about this, which makes you wonder what else they
argue about. If this is a big deal in that house.
It just triggered something, didn't it.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
I feel like she gets pissed at a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
She doesn't find him funny at all. You've been down
that road.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
I was just gonna.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Say, mister funny guy, been accusations that perhaps I don't
have to joke all the time.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
What does that makes you turn it off?

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Ever? What is that?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Is that what missus Nolan said to you? Let's not
It's not about me right now, It's about Ellison his girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (49:17):
All right for a friend?

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Eight seven seven six seven one hundred point seven. Leave
us a talk back on the free iHeartRadio app. But
what do you think? Is he the ahole? Let's hit
some of these talkbacks.

Speaker 12 (49:26):
Dude, you'll definitely not the a hole for thinking it's funny,
because I think it's freaking hilarious. You are the apic
keeping that girl around as long as you did. Obviously
you guys don't have the same sense of humor. Give
yourself a Christmas present and go find and new lady.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Wait, we have gone from a ports pirate situation to
dumping his girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
You know, I thought about this when we first talked
about it, but I didn't want to say anything. I
want to come across as he man woman hater. But
it's like, you know, you're really getting pissed about this.
There's other things I can do that they're gonna make
you mad. This shouldn't be one of them. Something else happened.
Something's going on there. He's not hitting the toilet when
he's peeing. Something's going on, yellows on the porcelain. Hold on,

(50:07):
we have a professional here. We have a ups driver,
Jay from Lynn. Good morning, Jay, I'm going to have
you experienced this.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Whole porch pirate thing.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
I have.

Speaker 12 (50:21):
I believe it was last year.

Speaker 9 (50:23):
One of my customers he said, Hey, did you see
this guy? Blah blah blah? I described the guy? Okay, no,
what the word up to the guys? Not even five
minutes playing that he was around the communicator.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Oh no, by the least department.

Speaker 9 (50:36):
I looked at the competent. Yeah, that's him. He ended
up going jail for I'm registered on the shirt package,
cost full of packages and swamp slode.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
What kind of time do they give you for something
like that? I guess it depends why we just go in.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
We go in.

Speaker 15 (50:59):
That.

Speaker 9 (51:00):
I don't know a lot of time they give them,
but I know we leave.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Yeah, there's nothing else. What can Jay do? There's nothing
you can do. You jump off the package, you leave.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
It's true that hand.

Speaker 9 (51:10):
All I can do is just put.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
You take that photo on your cell phone evidence that
you dropped it off.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I dropped it off. It was there. Yeah, ye, I
walked through.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Jay's doing his job right. All right, Thank you Jay,
and good luck this season.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
You're back, all right, let's grab a few more of
these talk backs here.

Speaker 8 (51:28):
Oh god, this is so easy. The guy's girlfriend is
an a hole. If somebody stealing your stuff, it's not right.
If you have property, better than shooting them, isn't it?
But it would have been better if they put dog
poop on piles of turns idea and then it exploded.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
You forget about paint. That's not enough. You need to
do the poop. Have a great day. What are you
doing up on the ladder?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
I'm cleaning poop off the house. You know you could
do if you really want to nail somebody. Yeah, get
a little of that colonoscopy rep. Take care of business.
Pour it inside the box. Oh no, stop, you know
what is going on?

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I mean, I really want to stop these guys from
doing it.

Speaker 6 (52:13):
If you got hit with a load of rhea, would
you ever be a porspirate again?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Is this how your mind thinks? Yes? Yes, actually, kay Zyole's.

Speaker 9 (52:23):
Gang, What do you hear?

Speaker 12 (52:24):
What are you saying?

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Well, I look at it this way. You play stupid games,
you win stupid prizes.

Speaker 12 (52:31):
You got what he deserves.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
What do you say that.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
By the way, I'm gonna have that crochete on a pillow.
Play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
Oh, I don't think the presson that.

Speaker 15 (52:44):
I thought it was just I don't know if I
think it was funny, but but it's just that the
guy got what was coming to him. And I think
we need more of that today because you can we
see it all the time. There's no Everybody just does
what they want and you're always the victim. And no,
I'm sorry, you don't steal and uh, there should be

(53:06):
more punishment for that across the.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Board, instant frontier justice.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
I don't know both sides anymore, right there? Can you
imagine if you rig this box though, and you hear
it go off, you're in the side.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Of the place. I would love it. That would be.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Do you just smiled to yourself and continue sipping your coffee?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
You know that seems joy's feeling you get when you're
watching fireworks on the fourth of July.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 13 (53:28):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (53:29):
On the fifth day of was my true love game
to me, fives got me thieves, four resting cobs, three douchebags,
do later bombs and then hemailed to the jug Nolan Joe.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
But I like it. It was good, it was good.
It's good.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
I like how he's gonna completely seasonal. I'm glad you
know the Kevin is a man of the times. Well done,
well played.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Thank you Van.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Halen from All Classic Rock ZLX.

Speaker 13 (54:01):
What are you here?

Speaker 3 (54:03):
What do you share the download with?

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Danielle is next? It's a Chuck Nolan Morning Show on
one hundred point seven WZLX.